"You do realize I'm a High Lord of Terra, yes?" _"You Do Realize That _*_Access Denied."_* That Skitari is my Retail spirit animal.

@MrEvan312

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Kitten tried the "Karen" route and it failed.

@requiemlul3140

4 жыл бұрын

MrEvan312 Nah Karen’s only pretend Kitten said the truth.

@fumarc4501

4 жыл бұрын

Kitten: I demand to speak to your Manager!

@MrBailey218

4 жыл бұрын

@@fumarc4501 Access... *_D E N I E D_*

@philiproe1661

4 жыл бұрын

"Would you have some in the back?"

So Kitten has: -Studied every bit of lore in the Black Library(presumably) -Beat both the Emperor and Tzneetch in the 40k version of Yu-Gi-Oh! -Personally purged the Emperor’s personal sewer on MANY an occasion(according to Wamuudes) -Bakes 10,000 pizzas, one for every Custodes, EVERY DAY. -Summoned KALDOR DRAIGO FROM THE WARP to stop Magnus’s Colossal Temper Tantrum. -Had a...sing off? with the Fabricator General. -Provided for his Shield-Brothers despite some of them being completely all-too-lubricated-and-frictionless assholes. -Convinced the senile High Lords to actually do something with their lives. -And handled High Lord and other Caretaker duties on top of ALL OF THIS. I’m probably forgetting a BUNCH of stuff but let’s just be honest: Kitten is the best fucking caretaker ever.

@scooterdescooter4018

4 жыл бұрын

so. a more mundane emperor?

@tenacityxl

4 жыл бұрын

scooter scooter more like one that isn’t paraplegic.

@alzef1375

4 жыл бұрын

The binary cannot be spoken nor understood without brain implants, don't forget that.

@sean5350

4 жыл бұрын

Man kitten has max stats and max infinity with almost everyone

@ytw101

4 жыл бұрын

@@sean5350 just don't mention the Tau.

Everyone: 'You do realize fan made content is not a threat to your IP, yes?' GW: 'You do realize THAT ACCESS DENIED'

@arontuske9348

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like we need Brother Santodes yet again

@vladgabrielmatei9128

2 жыл бұрын

@@arontuske9348 yeah if he was entirely made out of cash and credit cards

@nwaanwaa802

2 жыл бұрын

This is the greatest disgrace for GW to do, because they failed many years to just make a fking series/episodes of warhammer, and now they are getting criticized, because fans are making better videos then them.

@natecondy4125

2 жыл бұрын

@Áron Tüske BROTHER SANTODES “convince them”

@AdeptKing

2 жыл бұрын

@@natecondy4125 I think his dreadnought would need to be made out of solid gold for that to work on them.

You know... the song right in the middle first seems to be entirely about the Custodes arguing that the Emperor's authority trumps the Mechanicus's, and that the burden of proof is on the Fabricator-General. And, in a way, I guess that's true. Halfway through, it subtly shifts to something else. 16:38 - It's such a small detail, but when Hammurabi strides forward for his solo segment, yelling "How DARE you!", he pushes Kitten back and positions himself between his captain and his opponent. It's so sudden that Kitten visibly reels from it and takes a second to regain his balance. *Kitten* *wasn't* *expecting* *that:* so much of the song appears choreographed with the Custodes singing as a chorus, moving in unison, or continuing each other's lines, but he was taken by surprise when his underling took over the argument and declared, "He does not need proof: he's the Emperor's Word!" In that segment, Hammurabi wasn't asserting the Emperor's authority: physically and verbally, he was defending *Kitten.* It's a wonderful bit of foreshadowing to the pep talk that they all give him at 19:34. Although they serve the Emperor, it's not Him on Earth that they're guarding in that moment. It's only when the Fabricator-General calls Kitten absurd that Hammurabi reacts with indignation, and everyone joins in. And then they threaten to call the *Emperor* to back up *Kitten.* Glorious.

@Jake007123

3 жыл бұрын

The writers of this show are too good... Why the F* they haven't got some Netflix deal to do something already? Their care for detail is just bo-da-cious!

@twoscarabsintheswarm9055

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't realise this before but goddamn you're SO RIGHT!

@uvarojiza3888

3 жыл бұрын

14:53 start of the song

@ArtoriaZz2137

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jake007123 would Undertale be any better if Toby Fox had bigger budget, game was flashier and looking "more expensive"? Constraints often lead to ingenuity and artistic freedom is more important than how lavish you can make show/game at cost of higher ups dictating your work to be "more marketable".

@CthomasMega

3 жыл бұрын

HOLY DUDE THAT IS AMAZING

Dark angels: be rational Me: checks to make sure it's not April 1st Dark angels: mAkE hIm RePeNt. Me: ahh, there it is.

@andrefilipe9042

4 жыл бұрын

When you kill your old lying slef, is just a matter of time until he lies again.

@minhpn5711

4 жыл бұрын

WhAT BoOK FALLEn REpEnT

@robosoldier11

4 жыл бұрын

I love how quick and easy it is to ramp up Asmodai. He is a simple man with simple goals literally just mention the word “suspicious” and he is ready to impose a repenting.

@battle-brotherthiel1563

4 жыл бұрын

We were THIS 👌🏻CLOSE to greatness....

@shawnm1902

4 жыл бұрын

But, you know, suspicious book

"How dare you colossal mechanicum nerd!" "He does not need proof, he is the Emperor's word!" Absolutely amazing!

@BeavisSaves

4 жыл бұрын

Those lines more than justified the characters entire existence.

@xtracool12

4 жыл бұрын

I need this song to casually listen to on iTunes or Spotify 😂

@jagnestormskull3178

4 жыл бұрын

"I am the Voice of the Omnissiah!" That's kind of hilarious. They both supposedly represent mouthpieces of the Emperor, one his Captain-General and the other the Fabricator-General, the prophet of the Emperor's aspect as the Omnissiah.

@rusted7277

4 жыл бұрын

10:33 has to be one of my favourite quotes in this series

@mechaspacejesus1841

4 жыл бұрын

That line gave me chills

Imagine being that Astropath; two of the most powerful people in the galaxy are having a singing argument and you're just being used as leverage.

@Bigmike130

Жыл бұрын

Lol personal cellphone of a allerus terminator

@darkrite9000

Жыл бұрын

Quite frankly for your standard astropath, to be even the tool for leverage for the emperor's word, is probably one of the greatest things an astropath would be all too happy to be. Barring the fact a selfish lord would likely try to have them killed would be the only real downside for that.

@Charlie94781

6 ай бұрын

@@Motodiver184 Astropaths can understand the Binary language of the Mechanichus

@darkrite9000

4 ай бұрын

@@svenkleinplarre9461 I don't really agree with that, the emperor doesn't speak to his subjects in official lore, as the Emperor wouldn't want to be known as a God, as that goes against his ideals. Sure astropaths rely on the Emperor's psychic power to communicate but they're not really speaking to the Emperor, else I'm pretty sure the Emperor would have a lot of not so nice things to say about the state of his imperium.

>stalks custodes >sneaks into mechanicus temple >watches entire confrontation >gurgles enigmatically >throws book at fabricator general >refuses to elaborate >leaves

"A GOOD PARENT IS THE BEST DEFENSE AGAINST CHAOS" FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE SAID IT

@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593

4 жыл бұрын

Soo in the end it's all fault of the emperor if the horus heresy happened

@WarmLusamine

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that was obvious.

@StarboyXL9

4 жыл бұрын

IRL in our own fallen society such a truth is utter heresy.

@MrMobiusfan

4 жыл бұрын

@@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593 Now it's Lorgar's horrifically abusive adoptive father's fault.

@Recoil1808

4 жыл бұрын

It seemed a little intentional. Either way, I can see THAT one hitting the ego a little bit.

Skitarii: "Access Denied" Kitten: "you do realize that I am a high lord of Terra right?" Skitarii: "You Do Realize That Access Denied"

@0079Matthew

4 жыл бұрын

The Skitarii are cheeky.

@CBRN-115

4 жыл бұрын

Beeeep

@elitebrothercaptaintankzeu3453

4 жыл бұрын

Ot just lik a NO U moment

@LocalHeretic-ck1kd

4 жыл бұрын

Skitarii: We Are Not A Brick Wall, We Are Skitarii. Rogal Dorn: This is true.

@JerichoYeet

4 жыл бұрын

*(Angry High-Lord, Captain-General Kitten noises)*

One thing I love about TTS is how its writers and voice actors managed to give every character, even side-characters, personality and character development. Episodes 27 + 28 introduced us to Lockwarden, Hammurabi and Santodes and managed with but a few dialogue lines and scenes to instantly flesh them out as characters with distinct personalities and you instantly "get" what kind of person they are, from the moment you hear Lockwarden's "my dude". Hammurabi the gay queen, Lockwarden the gay "cool daddy", Santodes the hulking teddybear stripper Dreadnought. And not only do they appreciate Kitten for who he is, they are all _protective_ of their Captain-General just as much as he cares for _them_ (while still being loyal to their Emperor). What a contrast to Game Workshop trying to depict all Custodes (except maybe the rare "named protagonist" like Valdor or Trajann Valoris) as emotionless, personality-less, _boring_ biological "automatons" with zero interests except "serving the Emperor" who are not supposed to have grown a personality in 11.000 years so that fans don't give a crap if the author of some WH40K novel slaughters hundreds or thousands of "faceless" Custodians as background to some battle scene. Kitten and the Fabulous Custodes will always be my favorites of course, but I liked Magnus from the moment he burst out of that nullbox, full of indignation. Heck, even the Ecclisiarch as the "only sane man" among the High Lords chamber is so relatable.

@alfabusa

Жыл бұрын

Given the multitude of very thorough and very nice comments analyzing TTS with a focus on characters primarily, I’d honestly be very curious to see your thoughts on our Hunter: The Parenting series, given the even bigger focus on character we’ve put on the storytelling in that show.

@thmxsz

7 ай бұрын

the funny thing about not giving them personalitys exept the emperor isnt that like the exact opposit of what they are supposed to be? like they are the emperors companions for a reason you cant have dumb automaton companions they are the smartest strongest wisest men in the universe not some stupid brainless servants like that yeah they have unwavoring loyalty but i dont think that should ever include 0 emotions and maybe even include some pushback

@lukeduran12

6 ай бұрын

@@alfabusaNot the initial poster, but I do think Hunter the Parenting does a far better job at looking deeply into the core characters and specially given the time we have the focus on them, and funnily enough the more mundane world humanizing them. You get a feel for their personalities and especially their connections with one another. There’s less people and in that way you get to see more of a focus in on their relationships and how they actually have history and built on with each other.

I'll be honest: The musical duel between Kitten and the Fabricator General is legitimately the best thing I have ever experienced. No exceptions.

@wanderingbufoon

3 жыл бұрын

What musical duel? Ive only ever seen them do politics

@neruz1984

3 жыл бұрын

@@wanderingbufoon The FINEST politics. Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone did politics like this.

@cyrusmuller6502

2 жыл бұрын

@@neruz1984 watch this series again

@rodolfoneves780

2 жыл бұрын

THIS IS FAIR

"AsmODAI!!!" *INTERROGATE!?* _"Our assumptions are confirmed!"_ *WHAT* _"He has a suspicious book!"_ *BOOK* _"He's in cahoots with the Fallen!"_ *FALLEN* _"Make him REPENT!"_ *R E P E E E E E E E E N T-*

@caominhnhat1455

4 жыл бұрын

I laugh so hard I shit my pant

@jackdaalfbrainork6392

4 жыл бұрын

Some random Templar guy does that mean the dark angels lost their standing with mars?

@RSAleft9

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate as a future player and current hobbiest of the most paranoid spes marin chapter.

@scribese7en

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackdaalfbrainork6392 Probably not. Knowing the Imperium being, well, an empire, they most likely took over the Mechanicus so they could keep their tanks and aircraft. The Dark Angels *easily* Could have said the Mechanicus was corrupt and that the heresy ran deep to the core. So the leader had to be executed.

@PhantomJavelin

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackdaalfbrainork6392 Cypher _is_ one of the Fallen that the Dark Angels are so fervently trying to hunt down, a renegade marine who turned on his Primarch (Jonson) and perhaps not serving the Imperium at all. So though not intentionally, yes, the Fabricator General received that book from the Fallen. Saying the Fabricator General should be killed for it is a stretch, but their suspicions are, for once, very valid.

"Read me a story, father." "Fine." *Ten Books on Architecture* *"Yey. My favorite."*

@peterpetrasko1083

4 жыл бұрын

I love that they're a Dorn bedtime story. But sort of surprised they weren't censored/purged by the Inquisition, especially as book 3 talks about temples that aren't Cult Imperialis.

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Because Dorn as Adorable Centurion hid it in a safe place

@Bluelyre

4 жыл бұрын

@@peterpetrasko1083 you try convincing an angry imperial fist in centurion armor to hand over their book on architecture.

@RipOffProductionsLLC

4 жыл бұрын

@@peterpetrasko1083 we don't know book 3's condition, it might have been removed, censored, or edited to fit with Imperial law.

@facundogonza5740

4 жыл бұрын

Also it may scape to us. Or not. But the Empero inmediately picked Rogal's favourite. I like to think that it means he is not as bad father as people think he is

“Father, i believe you decided to have children, 20 millennia too early” Emperor: “I think you need to move the fuck out already” Dorn: “Nope.” Emperor: “That one’s new”

Losing a series containing this much talent and passion is a fucking crime, this episode is pure genius, I genuinely want you to have a TV show of something, your wit and story telling abilities are unsurpaaaaaaasssed. Best of luck to you all

@observer2484

2 жыл бұрын

What bothers more is the incomplete storylines related to tts. People who made this are totally hardcore. Edit: Not that quality of this series is nothing less than unmatched quality. Because it is.

@GameLover45408

Жыл бұрын

What actually happened?

@Animexxkyubii

Жыл бұрын

@@GameLover45408 Games Workshop went on a massive crusade against Fan Made Content to push their idiotic Warhammer+ service. Kneecapped both Astartes and TTS with it.

@notreal5826

Жыл бұрын

@LOAN NGUYEN I just find it stupid that legally they can do this, at this point they changed WH40K from a franchise into their own product. Even though it is still using their creation as its basis the creativity put into this series should be proof enough that they aren't in any violation of any laws. In fact I ended up not starting any sort of obsession with their products because they canceled many creative projects because it would "hurt their sales" or something stupid like that

@sebastianzurita6130

Жыл бұрын

Well henry cavill is making a 40k cinematic universe, imagine he makes a spin off out of this.

My god when Azrael finally began to question and nearly reflect on the past 10,000 years of paranoia his chapter had partaken in. It felt so gratifying like the Dark Angels were on the cusp of finally becoming the chapter they were always meant to be.... Then the Fabricator General just had to forget what book he was holding.

@chrisangell5240

4 жыл бұрын

Zeno Blues aww would you look at the time... It’s Repent o clock !!!!

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Back to Square 1

@GardenOfSilver

4 жыл бұрын

It was great - like everything was great - hearing this revelation, this slow realization of something better. To see this opportunity for self-growth and self-reflection, like many others have experienced in this episode, blossom forth... and waiting for it to come to a screeching halt whenever someone see's the book.

@KamranMSHoule

4 жыл бұрын

P R A N K E D

@TARINunit9

4 жыл бұрын

I'd like to mention that in the canon, the Dark Angels already had this revelation given to them. _By Cypher._ And they _completely ignored it._ Because A) Gav Thorpe retconned the Ophidium Gulf Incident out of the timeline (they aren't murderous dicks anymore, they're just callous), and B) the Grey Knights and the Inquisition already know about the Fallen, _and don't care._ After all, the other eight loyalist legions had traitors in their ranks, that was the event called the Scouring. Since there are _forty five thousand Fallen left_ as of 8th Edition, why get in the Dark Angels' way?

""As time has proven a caring parental figure is the best defense against the vileness of chaos"" DID YOU HEAR THAT, EMPEROR!?

@Ridic_ulous

3 жыл бұрын

He's going to the trouble of recovering his fatherly side from the immaterium through a dangerous and convoluted plan. He's trying at the very least.

@Able542

3 жыл бұрын

He also read Rogal to sleep. I'd argue his humanity has returned somewhat, but I know more about basic parenting than I do the warp, not being a disgusting mutant or the glorious man-emperor and all.

@tavernburner3066

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Why do you think he wants the Star child back?

@user-cf1ig6qx7b

3 жыл бұрын

ACCESS DENIED

@henrypaleveda7760

3 жыл бұрын

"EMPS HEARD YOU, BUT HE WAS NOT LISTENING"

Captain general Kitten: A loyal and strong soldier, a dedicated loving father, fearless leader, good cook, a skilled musician, and has the body of a god. Why did Shadowsun break up with him ???

@_EvilKam

3 жыл бұрын

Hey now, that's not canon.

@ForestX77

3 жыл бұрын

@@_EvilKam The God Emperor himself told us why Kitten hates Tau thus it is truth and thus cannon.

@BREAKMEKNEES

3 жыл бұрын

Because her forehead always hurt after they spent time together.

@hallowedbeyourdays

3 жыл бұрын

She's just a competent commander of the T-au Fire Caste. She knew she couldn't match or rock as hard as him, or even walk the same road, putting it straightly. Girl was overwhelmed, simple as that.

@blackgem12

3 жыл бұрын

Because tau are stupid

The fallen shall be forever remembered as the Emperor's finest. Don't give up Alfa, the community will never abandon you

@D3adT0m1

2 жыл бұрын

FALLEN!?

@Murphy-mw6be

2 жыл бұрын

@@D3adT0m1 make him repent

@mechanicpluto2430

2 жыл бұрын

@@Murphy-mw6be REPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT

@irvingtiburcio8273

2 жыл бұрын

Our suspicions are confirmed

@steffanyschwartz7801

2 жыл бұрын

What if that’s actually a thing for the Dark Angels. You can’t even say a marine has fallen down. Or else you get REPPPPPEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTTT

Was I expecting a musical duel: No Was it the best thing I’ve watched: Yes

@darykeng

4 жыл бұрын

@Brother Kotello Aaand a dragon...

@Marinealver

4 жыл бұрын

Politics would be improved.

@nidnoms3622

4 жыл бұрын

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! fabricator general vs. kitten

@themostloyalorange5209

4 жыл бұрын

@@nidnoms3622 WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? You decide !

@perrinbesch40

4 жыл бұрын

@@themostloyalorange5209 i think its pretty obvious who won... it was kitten... he got what he wanted... that tends to mean he won... sorry to soil that for you... ... ...

The worst part about the singing is that the binary translates to all the same words... BUT IN 1337 5P34K

@rantymcrant-pants9536

4 жыл бұрын

Misspelled 'best' there buddy. Such a unnecessary detail that enriches the whole thing.

@UNSCrearadmiral

4 жыл бұрын

I’m just surprised you took the time to translate it... I was expecting them to just have binary autistic screeching

@Veellinn

4 жыл бұрын

@@UNSCrearadmiral I was expecting it to either be exact or hidden message. I did not expect 1337.

@TheREALTheRealAdam

4 жыл бұрын

Might want to double check what the Fabricator General says when he seems to say "FINE"

@visy23thevlogelf83

4 жыл бұрын

From what I can get out of it in the middle of the night, it becomes “n3v3R 1 W1llh4v3 J004224221N473D”

"Feature creep conFIRMED!" Isn't it just nice to find a cogboy who's actually genuinely stoked to invent new stuff?

@JHaas117

3 жыл бұрын

hell yea! i love cawl

@magosauxilliarusy2k4theomn98

2 жыл бұрын

@@JHaas117 he's not the only one. we just have to keep our inventions hidden because the inquisition sometimes likes to fuck with us and take our toys.

@DehnusNorder

Жыл бұрын

@@JHaas117 Any Engineer laughed their arses off at that one :P .

@JHaas117

Жыл бұрын

@@DehnusNorder Always just one more thing to add to the product. I swear bro it will take a week tops....

@DehnusNorder

Жыл бұрын

@@JHaas117 And usually it's the client or the team leader that wants it hehe. Can you even imagine working as an Enginseer for Cawl "I also want this... I do not care that it is heretical. I want it....." - robotic voice -

“It turns its users into massive weirdos.” “Oh, what a change THAT would be!!” That line had me rolling

Kitten: "Welcome to the Dawn of War tutorial" Me: "Oh God..."

@phoenixfire9176

4 жыл бұрын

can you explain requisition again?

@durandol

4 жыл бұрын

No.

“I’m the Omnissiah’s voice! And my word is just as true!” “Oh, you really think so?” *BASHES SHIELDS TWICE* “F U C K Y O U” Honestly my favorite part of the musical

@placeholdername2270

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently underrated

@MRB2580

4 жыл бұрын

The whole bit was gold.

@NeverLookBackOnce

4 жыл бұрын

@@MRB2580 As gold as the Emperor's Throne room

@mekbossdigzumteknologeeluv5049

4 жыл бұрын

“Oh, you really think so?” BASHES SHIELDS TWICE “F U C K Y O U” we should make this the new VULKAN LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*

@koifish753

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely my favorite part of the song

This is THE most caring and heart warming episode in the series. Kitten respected and loved as the Captain-General by all his Costodes, Carstodes sees his faults and tries to be a better person and the emperor shows off his fathering skills by reading Rogal his favorite bedtime story.

@elijahmanaghaya6038

3 жыл бұрын

...

@wasa1207

11 ай бұрын

make a u turn

I just wanna say, TTS is literally the only thing that finally pushed me across the bridge into 40k.

@hektonite5961

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@Erebdai

2 жыл бұрын

It brought me back to the 40k world after many years

@langleysenterprise5134

Жыл бұрын

Saem

@Gnarfendorf

Ай бұрын

Its end put the final nail in the coffin of the possibility of me ever spending a single cent on any GW product ever again. Ill stick to the lore channels for my fix of grimdark for the forseeable future.

I love the relationship Rogal and the Emperor have. He’s like the high functioning autistic son caring for his insane father...it’s cute

@spritelessGirl

4 жыл бұрын

"Like" implies that it's not literally the case. What is the "Pain Glove" if scaled up stemming?

@Azurada23rd

4 жыл бұрын

As a high functioning autistic, I can understand the connection. But not even I am that hilariously literal.

@thomastakesatollforthedark2231

4 жыл бұрын

Azurada23rd me neither. But I’ve got to admit that that book sounds fun to me

@bthsr7113

4 жыл бұрын

Architecture seems like an interesting profession, but your job can't be everything in your life, even if you love it.

@screamingcactus1753

4 жыл бұрын

@@bthsr7113 Many people with autism develop obsessions with specific subjects. Some autistic people will see their obsessions drift over time, while others will see it pretty much set in stone their entire lives. That, along with having a fairly one track mind, means it is entirely possible for an autistic person's profession to quite literally be the only thing they're interested in and the only thing they think about a good majority of the time.

The binary of the last "Fine" of the Fabricator General translates to "Never, I will have you assassinated."

@parkerdixon-word6295

3 жыл бұрын

Does all of the other Binary translate to what it says it translates to? At least as far as you can tell?

@accessdenied5998

3 жыл бұрын

@@parkerdixon-word6295 just the last one

@Echo1608.

3 жыл бұрын

@@parkerdixon-word6295 Mostly....except it's all L33T speak

@parkerdixon-word6295

3 жыл бұрын

@@Echo1608. Oh, that's good.

@TheBlairosor

3 жыл бұрын

I would even add it translate to "n3v3R 1 W1llh4v3 J00 4224221N473D" because of course he would write it like that ^^

"Keep your faults in mind. But do not allow yourself to be consumed by them. That way leads but down another path to ruination." - The tour guide, of all people. Much of the time he's barely clinging to sanity in the presence of the Emperor and his entourage, but when the psychic tumult eases, he shows remarkable depth. I always suspected there was more to him than he seemed, and I can only hope Games Workshop someday realizes the folly of their jealous hoarding of their IP and allows me to find out if that is true.

@vitaliitomas8121

2 күн бұрын

He is the only normal human in there, after all. I think his purpose is to show different perspective amongst the (demi)gods that surround him

20:24 >"Goodness Gracious!" >"See? Only dads use that exclamation!" >Starts vigorously sweating at Wamuudes

Me: Politics are boring Bruva Alfabusa: *cues autotune opera*

@Wojjjie

4 жыл бұрын

Lets just make all political debates into autotune battles,

@ErikaWeiss633

4 жыл бұрын

That entire scene had me laughing so hard I woke up my neighborhood. Not even joking, our neighbors came over just to shut me up.

@Wojjjie

4 жыл бұрын

@@ErikaWeiss633 Well... I wasn't laughing but more admireing how well it was made The lirics comedic as they were, sounded So inspiring

@theonefromperu

4 жыл бұрын

If all politics was negotiated in autotune opera form, I would tune into that shit *every night.*

@abdulamar9907

4 жыл бұрын

@@ErikaWeiss633 I nearly popped a couple blood vessels in my head laughing at that scene. Must've laughed the entirety of the scene and banged my fist on my desk. I was honestly expecting an asskicking of the Golden Doughboiz variety, not epic technolapdancing to gain access and an even more epic rock battle between Custodes and Head Cogboy. Alfa is a fucking god for being able to think of such a scene.

So kitten is Loyal, caring, strong, a beef cake and a great dad. WHAT WAS SHE THINKING

@ZeroNumerous

4 жыл бұрын

'NOT CANON!'

@Shadowzdota

4 жыл бұрын

I really want them to send kitten to fight the tau and meets his girlfriend on the battlefield

@fumarc4501

4 жыл бұрын

Can you explain the concept of requisition again?

@Bidmartinlo

4 жыл бұрын

This is why all Xenos are *SCUM* and must be purged from the galaxy!

@crazychinese7315

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shadowzdota ex-girlfriend

Long neck Emperor can't hurt you he's not real Long neck Emperor: 24:15

@vitormanuelfernandes5353

4 ай бұрын

Can't unsee it now xD

"You're like a widowed father doing his best..." [MANTEARS]

Emperor: "You there, Clown library explorer number one." Clown library explorer number one: "I don't like that name."

@fumarc4501

4 жыл бұрын

I like it.

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

*[BAZINGA!]*

@DemonicEngineer

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheWarmachine375 *shudders*

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

So long they have a library card, they will be fine.

@DemonicEngineer

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Magnus can/will post about it on Warpchat. Ahriman wouldn't react very well.

20:05 So, what we're saying here is that Kitten is the very model of a modern Captain-General?

@TerribleHamster

4 жыл бұрын

Gold star for you !

@MantraMan2077

4 жыл бұрын

He's studied species Tyranid Necrontyr and Ethereal!~

@chiapetzorz

4 жыл бұрын

Why is this not a THING?!

@HandlesAreDumberThanYouThought

4 жыл бұрын

@@chiapetzorz Fingers crossed!

@kilmindaro3

4 жыл бұрын

YUSS!

@16:37 is possibly my favorite part. The bells kicking in, "How dare you, you colossal mechanical nerd, he does not need proof He's The Emperor's Word!"

Cypher: Makes the Dark Angels paranoid, then sets up a contrived series of events to make them get character development Also Cypher: Gives them a perfectly rational reason to undo all of that character development.

@Cpt_Graftin

5 ай бұрын

"Just a prank bro" - Cypher probably

@niserresin2006

5 ай бұрын

@@Cpt_Graftin It was all a prank all along. The entire Fall was a convoluted prank Cypher was playing on both Luther and Lion'el Jonson. And now... T h e p u n c h l i n e n e a r s.

“We Are Not A Brick Wall We Are Skitarii” Rogal: “This is true”

@jakeoneill9473

3 жыл бұрын

This is true.

@user-cf1ig6qx7b

3 жыл бұрын

ACCESS DENIED

@pnoah1

3 жыл бұрын

Also true: Beep

@ldavidtw2000

3 жыл бұрын

Make, a U-turn.

@lukebykov9998

3 жыл бұрын

ACCESS OOVVVVEEERRRRIIIIDDDDDEEEEEE

"Why play Dark Angels?" is summed up perfectly by Azraels long repentance, thrown away in seconds over a book

@Makon0006

4 жыл бұрын

As a Dark Angels player, it was absolutely on point, hilarious, and should give Bruva a warm feeling of NEEDING TO REPENT.

@austinbutcher8106

4 жыл бұрын

31:02

@freybrand1617

4 жыл бұрын

You're damn right.

@HeIsAnAli

4 жыл бұрын

@@Makon0006 *_DID SOMEONE JUST SAY SOMEONE ELSE NEEDS TO BE MURDERED VIOLENTLY?!_*

@marechalkireraman3097

4 жыл бұрын

a **suspicious** book !

16:38 The 40K Fanbase when the GW legal team will inevitably ask for proof that this is a parody/satirical work that does not infringe on copyright law hoping to erase all of it…

@voidwalkerbruh7426

8 ай бұрын

Indeed

Rest in peace brother Santodes. And the rest of the oily troop, but especially brother Santodes. Fuck you GW, I hope Nurgle gives all your legal team and bean counters unstoppable IBS.

The wholesomeness of this episode writhes in my brain like a bloated parasite feasting on the nihilistic patches of neurons rotting my grey matter and excreting pure synthesized good vibes.

@fumarc4501

4 жыл бұрын

We must consult the book.

@akumaking1

4 жыл бұрын

Beep

@Chem-Dog_Trout

4 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a line for the normal guy in the Emperor’s throne room

@jacobwilson7191

4 жыл бұрын

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@devinschuhs798

4 жыл бұрын

Well said

We. Are. Not. A. Brick. Wall. We. Are. Skitari. "This is true" Probably the most underated and nuanced exchange in this episode

@BeavisSaves

4 жыл бұрын

Such unparalleled insight.

@bendonatier

4 жыл бұрын

Why is he so fucking big? "Why do some engage in excessive amounts of narcotics" Is also underated

@leszekmajchrowski3763

4 жыл бұрын

We can only imagine how would the talk between the Skitarii and Rogal Dorn look. Emperor would probably cover entire Galaxy in Warpstorms before they would finish saying hello to each other.

@fyraltari1889

4 жыл бұрын

@@bendonatier Is it a reference to something? I don't get it.

@overlordcacius

4 жыл бұрын

Turns out rogal is half skitarii

My god the writing, teh acting, the songs, this is the work of a genius

Being a media student, I found the "I cant tell if this was diegetic" hilarious as it implies that the emperor is aware of our universe and that the sing off may not have happened but was there for our entertainment (context: dietetic sound means the characters in universe can hear it like speech and non diegetic means they cant like spooky music in a horror film)

@patrickpromen3605

9 ай бұрын

For the life of me I can't remember the episode, but there's an Archer episode with something similar. Cheryl hears music before commenting that it's "just diegetic."

@Daedwartin2

6 ай бұрын

Its actually entirely possible it was actually sung in-universe. Keep in mind that this song was actually being sung in one of the dialects of Cant Mechanicus*. It is canonically the case that some versions of Cant Mechanicus can actually possess a decent amount of a harmonic pattern to how they are spoken. So all that is needed for it to have been actually sung is for the Fabricator General to decide to go and decide he was going to try go heavy on the Harmonic pattern with his speech using one such dialect when speaking with Kitten. Maybe he was hoping that they wouldn't know it, allowing him to control the flow of conversation. Alas for him, Kitten is amongst the few who have access to the means to actually translate into and out of Cant Mechanicus. Almost any other group in the Imperium wouldn't understand a single line of Cant Mechanicus, up to and including most of the Primarchs. *We can tell this because when speaking with the Dark Angels(who only the techmarines have any chance of actually understanding a single word of Cant Mechanicus..if their Ad Mech teachers dared to tell them any), there is no binary of what is being said(or not said with the Fab Gen). They don't have a Cant translator, but the Custodes did. Meaning the Fab Gen was truly speaking High Gothic to the DAand therefor was likely speaking Cant Mechanicus to Kitten.

@plaguedoctor5145

6 ай бұрын

@@Daedwartin2 that's honestly pretty cool to learn, I just found it funny that there was a chance that it somehow was entirely non diegetic and exclusively happened in out world and not only that, the emperor was aware of this fact, and couldnt tell if it happened in his reality or not

The ending is just gold. “Asmodai!” “INTERROGATE?!” “Our suspicions have been confirmed!” “WHAT?” “He has a suspicious book!” “BOOK!” “He’s in cahoots with the Fallen!” “F A L L E N !” “Make him repent!” “REPEEEEEENT!!” Edit: Thanks for likes

@jackmack4181

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@doublemdoublefun708

4 жыл бұрын

REPENT INTENSIFIES!!!!

@jackmack4181

4 жыл бұрын

DoubleM DoubleFun Do you want the REPENT JACKHAMMER Or the FRACKING MACHINE OF REPENT

@robertnelson9599

4 жыл бұрын

It's just the Secrets of the Dark Angels Chapteeeeeeerrrrrrrr Oh... That's inconvenient.

@harbl99

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone going to mention the armour changing from black to green and back again at the DA come to their senses and then revert to type? 10/10 visual storytelling.

Subject Identified. Branch: Adeptus custodies Rank: Captain-General Name: (BIZIRP) Screw that. [Edit]: Need more ram. [Edit]: Thanks for the 490 Toasters

@Sergalt

4 жыл бұрын

Out of Memory exception :P

@weldonwin

4 жыл бұрын

Well, we have at least confirmed now that Kitten is NOT Constantine Valdor

@tanall5959

4 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin Unless 'Constantine Valdor' is what comes BEFORE the kilometer-long list of sobriquets?

@thehoodedteddy1335

4 жыл бұрын

Tanall no, he compares himself as not being as good at things compared to Valdor

@Recoil1808

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes. Even the Mechanicus refuses to utter his name.... ....I mean let's be fair here, Custodes names are TERRIFYINGLY long, and I highly doubt their HUDs would've kept it to 'Kitten.'

TTS and HTP is now in my official rewatch binge cycle. Up there with community and b99. Man idk if you still read this comments, but you all made something special and incredibly funny with these two shows. I hope you eventually come back and finish it. Love you guys ❤️

@brokenvow8700

Жыл бұрын

What is HTP?

@valeblackwood9798

Жыл бұрын

@@brokenvow8700 Hunter: The Parenting, the series they started after stopping TTS

@jimraynor9839

Жыл бұрын

@@valeblackwood9798 It's pretty great, too :D

"Name:???"*BZRT* Oh, screw that." Killed me.

“I have returned from hell.” HELL YES! HE HAS RETURNED!! Edit: holy crap, I have never gotten this many likes or responses!! Thanks!

@alexandrejose8362

4 жыл бұрын

Just imagine what he will do when he meets the hell gang.

@jeremybk54

4 жыл бұрын

as soon as he finished that i was expecting to b immediately reintroduced to his old friend prohibition hammer

@when7573

4 жыл бұрын

CUSTODISI LIVES! *STOMP STOMP*

@Wojjjie

4 жыл бұрын

And his arm regrowned Can castodies do that?

@Chickenlegs145

4 жыл бұрын

W.B that is something that I think will be covered later.... hopefully.

"Because I think you decided to have children about 20 millennium too early" Dang, not even the Salamanders could weaponize a burn that savage. Also, the other Custodes complimenting Kitten is the most wholesome thing ever

@Japaneseanimeguy

4 жыл бұрын

The only way to make su h a point hit harder would be to have Russ say it. If Leman Russ, of all the primarchs, agreed with Magnus it would make even The Emperor pay attention.

@daringdarius5686

4 жыл бұрын

@GenericGamer no.227 By "willpower" do you mean "firepower"? I think it's too easy to forget that "firepower" means naught but ash. In a world so full of smoke and mirrors, Russ might as well be just chopping a tree down in the middle of the woods. No one will hear it, nor remember it, but he will still be standing there, screaming that he's doing what he believes in, and starts chopping the next one. Magnus actually made a difference. Guilliman is keeping the Imperium together, and if it wasn't for the fact that half of the Primarchs weren't traitors at this point, Russ barely would manage to be above-average. When everything went south he just "disappeared", left his chapter to lust after wolves, and apparently has just been running around in the warp slaying demons, when by *just* calming down a planet and providing safety to it, he could stop a larger amount of demons just from *spawning* let alone: improving the economy, providing hope for the Imperium, and providing safety to billions. But if you mean "willpower" as in actual willpower, Horus most definitely had him beat there. I could also argue the case for Grandpa Smurf (Papa Smurf is Marneus Calgar), Dorn and almost all traitor Primarchs as well. They *too* fought in what they believed in and had greater will power, for they are actually still alive, and doing what they believe in (except Horus kek).

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@daringdarius5686 Mic Drop.

@Zeppathy

4 жыл бұрын

Russ Cant admit hes wrong though. He only does as the Emperor tells him. If he admitted to being wrong, hed be saying the Emperor was wrong too. Hes too deeply invested to turn back.

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zeppathy Russ knows it's too late to take it back

"cawling cawl" gets me every rewatch. This entire episode is peak TTS so far.

this was (and still is) my favorite episode. I tried watching it after today's announcement, but it just hits different now. Thank you and everyone involved for such a magnificent series.

@grayrobber

5 ай бұрын

Annoncement?

@epsilon388

5 ай бұрын

@@grayrobber I made that comment when it was first announced that Emperor TTS would be on indefinite hiatus due to GW's crackdown on fan films.

@NoFace-ke9pc

11 күн бұрын

It's 3 a.m., and i suddenly needed to see this episode. Enchanting

@alucard3689

2 күн бұрын

@@epsilon388😔

“Ooooohhhhhh Marrrsy Boiiis, bionic Babies” “Yes” “Would you ever reject such legendary artifice from entering your domain?” “Uh...” “Look upon my *SMOOTH* Auramite” “Oh” “My oiled joints” “Oooh...” “My well rounded chassis” “Beep” “My thermic reactor pulsates with smooth-“ “I’m...” “-velvety-“ “I’m...” “-beats-“ *SKITARII.exe has stopped working* “Skitarii, I want to enter....your.....temple” “Access grgrgrrgrgrgrGRANTED!” That’s some fine politicing right there.

@foxthefox1594

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Henry IV *[uncontrollable excitement]*

@foxthefox1594

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Henry IV i agree.

@sillylittleowlguy2392

4 жыл бұрын

Nothing better on the machine cult the mechanical homosexuality

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

HUMUNGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!

@fabulousimcatbulous690

4 жыл бұрын

Oil trap

I herby nominate The Captain-General known as Kitten for the title: “Stepfather of the Imperium”. All in favor?

@clothar23

4 жыл бұрын

Kitten has the support of this Black Templar.

@rednemo9634

4 жыл бұрын

@@clothar23 for Russ, the Stepfather and the Allfather!!!

@mememachine3029

4 жыл бұрын

The lamenters sent aid, but it got lost in the warp :c

@justkoz2907

4 жыл бұрын

The Officio Administratum recognizes this title, and approves.

@ahardworker2154

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

This was the very best TTS episode. GW didn't just shoot themselves in the foot, they were standing on a pile of nitroglycerine when they did so. Forcing fan creators like yourself to cease and desist with what was POSITIVE advertising for their product only showed everyone their true attitude towards their customer base.

Kitten finally getting the recognition he deserves, the custodies character growth, Dorn and Emps getting along and even reading a book together... Aaah, this episode warmed the cockels of my heart. And that whole Dark Angels bit, I was just WAITING for him to see the book. That song was so great, I went right back to watch it again once I had seen the episode. I am so sad to know there's only a few episodes left. I like Captain-Generals Kitten, he's my favourite character.

So..... They went through ALL THAT, just to make the strippers RESIGN their roles as caretakes? THAT'S HILLARIOUS!!!

@Shade400

4 жыл бұрын

amazing

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

I hope those Fabstodes wear armor again.

@randomguy3954

4 жыл бұрын

@@timoylumontad3920 I think two of them might be on the path to armor again but I am not sure about the third one.

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@randomguy3954 Custodisi is a little cracked at a moment

“As time has proven a caring parental figure is the best defense against the vileness of chaos” oh god the irony of this is outstanding

@thefrinkydinkman368

4 жыл бұрын

They did say a CARING parental figure

@lumberluc

4 жыл бұрын

If Sigmar/Emps did this, we wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.

@hansbass8119

4 жыл бұрын

Less irony, more cautionary

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@lumberluc Sigmar had no sons like Emps did. He lost his wife and child to his former friend turned Slaaneshi Daemon Prince Azazel in Warhammer Fantasy

@voidstrider801

4 жыл бұрын

@@thefrinkydinkman368 The emperor may not have been a perfect father, but he did say he cares for his sons, even the ones that betrayed him. Though he must have been something pissed at the 2 that are never to be spoken of, like what could they have done that the emperor views with such repulsion that he erased all records of them, meanwhile the others still are acknowledged to exist, despite betraying their father and the imperium.

Even after years, I just can't stop mourning this series...

2:23 I love how the emperor just outright refuses to tell magnus his plan.

@Moramany

3 жыл бұрын

Saw someone theorize that this is because the Dark Eldar are listening

@sirshotty7689

2 жыл бұрын

Well you don't want to ruin the surprise do you?

@blueeyeddrago3540

Жыл бұрын

He had to think about it too.

"Stop talking down on me!" "I'm a meter shorter than you." 35 seconds in and I'm already lost it.

@thamasteroneill

4 жыл бұрын

And the reference to Magnus being able to change shape.

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

Magnus: "THAT IS ENTIRELY MY CHOICE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

@minhpn5711

4 жыл бұрын

More funny because Dorn was actually agree with Magnus. Both of them only heard what they think other said.

12:17 "Brother Santhodes! Convince them" 30:50 "Wait. Secrets of Dark Angels Chapteeeeeeeeeer."

@spookmeyer970

3 жыл бұрын

Oh that's inconvenient.

Alfabusa kept the weird joke of the Fabricator General singing everything he says from the very beginning and it is beautiful

"I've returned from hell." HES BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

@GiftingStray

4 жыл бұрын

And he has a mechanical left arm. Lovely.

@luckyleo25

4 жыл бұрын

I actually CHEERED when I saw Custodi had returned!

@matthewmac5787

4 жыл бұрын

And now he's alone with magnus in the black library

@BeavisSaves

4 жыл бұрын

*applause*

@DemigodoftheSea

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewmac5787 Ten bucks says this leads to Magnus staying there for like 10 episodes while Leman Russ meets with the Emperor.

TTS episode 28: *releases* DBZA: *dies* Me: “a soul...for a soul.”

@ChouhouinNeko

4 жыл бұрын

perfectly balanced. as all things should be

@shadowstrider8295

4 жыл бұрын

Too soon...

@TheMilannestaBTVN

4 жыл бұрын

You just have to touch that didn't you, and i just got past it like 10 minutes ago.

@finnheisenheim8274

4 жыл бұрын

....a small price to pay for salvation(?)

@lisbjerg123

4 жыл бұрын

i hate how true that feels.

"I return from hell." Oh good, the best character returns to the materium after being CRIT HAXED in 40k DnD.

@spookmeyer970

3 жыл бұрын

DnD? it's warhammer fantasy roleplay.

When I started watching this series the LAST thing I expected was for it to bring me to tears. Imagine. A 40K story, and a parody no less, has tapped into "The Feels". The scene where the Custodes explain why they elected Kitten is just TOO much for me, man.

I love how the entire story of TTS is literally just about being a good parent. Literally everything boils down to “care for your children, teach them kindness and compassion, be there for them, and listen to them.” It’s a good message and a hilarious solution for everything wrong with the emperium.

@BigK13372

3 жыл бұрын

Okay. Why wasn’t this comment pinned? It pretty much true.

@KageMinowara

3 жыл бұрын

This series has brought into focus just how much daddy issues play a part in the Warhammer 40,000 story. I wonder whether this is at least one of the reasons that it is such a popular fictional universe, since so many people these days have daddy issues themselves as a result of not growing up with a proper paternal figure in their lives?

@lorddevilfish5868

3 жыл бұрын

@@KageMinowara I think daddy issues have always existed but they are just more easily accepted and tangible for the average person to believe or talk about now.

@ferdinandhumperdinck165

3 жыл бұрын

Agreeed. Andf thegolden toilet master STILL DOESNT GET IT!

@KingofAwesomness14

3 жыл бұрын

@@KageMinowara I hate how this applies to my life.

"I SEE YOUR DOUBLE STANDARD DOUBLED OVER AND DIED." That part was so unexpected yet perfect.

@swede1303

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry whats a double standard

@nguyenten6877

3 жыл бұрын

swedereaper holding someone to one set of expectations and then having another set for someone else

@lukebykov9998

3 жыл бұрын

My double standard fell as well at that momment :/

@Mechmonkey85

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was holding someone to a set of standards while not holding yourself to those same standards.

@lukebykov9998

3 жыл бұрын

Well clearly that's heresy

I like how theres a very subtle droplets of rain through out the video when someone mentions about parentings or family, to Emps. Glad to see the Emperor in that cold hard exterior, beats a somewhat warm and somewhat loving parent.

'You are lucky my neck is I m m e n s e l y powerful' Is my favourite line ever

Waiting through Azrael’s entire speech for the moment he noticed the book is probably one of the stressful experiences in my life.

@jackdaalfbrainork6392

4 жыл бұрын

ichypapower all as plan for emp it would seem

@Zakvadr1995

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly thought we would cut and see all the other Dark Angles slowly aiming their guns at him after the speech.

@theliato3809

4 жыл бұрын

I was watching that whole build up waiting for him to notice and the pay off was worth it.

@werdna8815

4 жыл бұрын

That had me at the edge of my metaphorical seat all the way through that beautiful speech

"WHAT" "BOOK?" "FALLEN?!" "REPEEEEEEEEEEEEE-" *BONK*

@austinbutcher8106

4 жыл бұрын

Thts me as a space marene xD

@FlickTakFlakAttack

4 жыл бұрын

That was legit the best part for me, and there are a LOT of good parts.

@Tenebris_Messorem

4 жыл бұрын

We need this segment as a separate video.

@bigmoe9856

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, but did someone say-MURDER VIOLENTLY!!

@perturabo149

4 жыл бұрын

He resumes my mentality after i am very high on alcoohol

24:55 Notice it rains when Rogal mentions Guilliman? He misses his blue boy

31:05 the whole thing was great, but this dialogue here was a perfect end cap

"How *dare* you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He does not need proof, he's the Emperor's Word." Awwwh, seeing them defend Kitten is amazing.

@thebarrellord.6683

4 жыл бұрын

Of course they would. He is kitten. Only they and the EMPRAH! get to insult him.

Did anyone else almost shed a tear when someone FINALLY stood up for Kitten? HE'S THE EMPEROR'S WORD!

@theblazingcrusader6322

4 жыл бұрын

Kreett and it was someone who saw Kitten as a father, which made it all the more precious.

@fumarc4501

4 жыл бұрын

I like to think the Custodies with the Captain General are all of us in the fanbase that like Kitten’s development as an OC character.

@theblazingcrusader6322

4 жыл бұрын

FUmarc oh imagine if some lucky fans were able to voice act a few lines of Custodies.

@elyaequestus1409

4 жыл бұрын

I was legit nearly crying in the train. What a moment.

@badinfo7878

4 жыл бұрын

He is the daddy they need not the daddy they deserve.

This has no doubt bread hundreds of custodian mains on the table top.

''You come to my planet with friction and strife. You somehow believe that I can flee the after life!'' I just love that part. It sounds so good.

Fabricator General: MEAT! Adeptus Custodes: WE ARE THE D! Dark Angels: REPENT MOTHERFFFFFFFFF~! Void Dragon: [menacingly off screen] *CIVIL WAR 2 CONFIRMED*

@darklordofsword

4 жыл бұрын

Won't you Cawl me, maybe?

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@darklordofsword Goddamn it Barb!

@PedroMM193

4 жыл бұрын

Electric Boogaloo! Now with twice the heresy purging.

@Marinealver

4 жыл бұрын

Has it ever ended? Also when are they ever going to unplug Guilliman's stasis chamber causing him to wake so Emps can make fun of the Primarius Space Marines?

The entire history of the Dark Angels is just Cypher sending the dark angels on a huge wild goose chase to kill random people. Because Prank.

@rafaeltiburcio6624

4 жыл бұрын

I want a Cypher prank channel now

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@rafaeltiburcio6624 Cypher is Alpharius

@absalomdraconis

4 жыл бұрын

@@timoylumontad3920 : Ah, but does _Alpharius_ know that?

@hfar_in_the_sky

4 жыл бұрын

@@timoylumontad3920 In all seriousness though, that would make WAY too much sense.

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@absalomdraconis Are you questioning my agenda? ;)

21:43 I only just noticed he moved the Emperor to tears when mentioning the traitor primarchs. I swear the attention to detail in this series is out of this world.

dorn is wonderfull he knows eaxactly whats going on but gives no fucks unless it has to do with structural integrity

Me after clicking on this video: “It’s been 87 years…” Also me after clicking on this video: “ALL HAIL THE MAN-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!!!”

@corradoalamanni179

4 жыл бұрын

Decius is best manclesiarch

@wraithdino1217

4 жыл бұрын

well the Emporer said 84 your late by 3 years

@colinmasterson666

4 жыл бұрын

wraith dino damn Agri-world internet speeds!

*Meets with Fabricator-General* Me: Well this should involve at least four explosions. *Sudden Muscal Number. Me: 0.o

13:55 say what you will about the emperors parenting skills but he definitely protects his sons from "deviants"

13:28 Techpriest Toastus is the most underrated character in this series. Someone gove him the toasters he is promised already!

Santodes: *My thermic reactor pulsates with smooth, velvety, beats...* My heterosexuality: *[confused screaming]*

@nicolasmenager3412

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome in the mechanophily. Do you like..............OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL?

@user-iy7ju3vf9n

4 жыл бұрын

My heterosexuality: plays russian roulette...

@TheWarmachine375

4 жыл бұрын

HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES!

@foxthefox1594

4 жыл бұрын

*[uncontrollable excitement]*

@scootza1

4 жыл бұрын

*meat detected*

It took me a second, but I just realised that Cypher's prank wasn't just throwing a book at his victim, but it was also the fact he knew the Dark Angels were going to arrive and make them REPEEEEENNNNNNNTNNTNTTTTT!

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

Does that mean Cawl will become the new Fabricator General and mass produce Primaris Marines?

@heraldofoblivion499

4 жыл бұрын

@@timoylumontad3920 In Canon, Cawl has been begging for the position for years and constantly pestering Guilliman for it. I don't know if TTS will try and adapt that, since Magnus is Loyal at the moment, meaning that he won't duel Guilliman on the moon.

@absalomdraconis

4 жыл бұрын

@@heraldofoblivion499 : I'm sure that Guilliman will wander by some "secret" "library fort" of Magnus' on the Moon, be aghast at it's lack of organization, and briefly divert from his quest for the sake of properly collating & stacking all of the books inside, prompting Magnus to chase him down in a rage once he realizes why his combi-D20/beeper is going off.

@eDrIClImOAnCo

4 жыл бұрын

@@heraldofoblivion499 Correction, Cawl's AI persist for the title. The Original Cawl does not want the position for it would hamper his genius intellect and be bogged down by politics

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@eDrIClImOAnCo But didn't Cawl want to be in charge of the Mechanicus so they can innovate new technology and stop remaining lazy and stagnant?

15:52 I love how Kitten is literally rising into the air surrounded by golden sparkles, with his voice getting deeper. We've seen him surrounded by golden sparkles before, twice when his armour was ripped off by the Emperor and Magnus, and in the Special when Kitten challenged Tzeentch to a card game for Magnus' soul he started glowing & his voice got deeper. *Is this referencing a trait Custodes canonically have, a piece of the Emperor's essence they are infused with during their transformation, which can become visible as a golden halo, a protective shield as it wards them against harmful influences* -- hence the Custodes's bolstered resistance against weapon attacks and their total immunity to disease, poison, Chaos corruption, Psyker attacks, Null powers, at the cost of them never being able to be Psykers themselves. Is Kitten invoking his Light here to boost his charisma... or simply subconsciously, as he's singing of his beloved Lord the Emperor?

24:55 pay attention to the short bout of rain that falls when Dorn mentions Guilliman. If rain on Terra means Big E is crying then this would be the equivalent of a few tears perhaps.Big E cares.

"WHY IS HE SO BIG" "Why do some use excessive amounts of narcotics" It's because he wants to get high

@EduardoFlores-bt4fo

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, thanks, that makes a lot of sense.

@Jake007123

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, I thought it was because he didn't have good impulse control... Damn it, it went over my head.

@darthsteel9333

3 жыл бұрын

Wait - Dorn made a PUN?!

@bw6188

3 жыл бұрын

Rogal learning humor is the hidden arc or TTS

@user-nk8ft3nn8z

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god.

I want an entire Mechanicus Auto-Tune Rock Opera now. That was one of the best TTS bits ever.

@gentleshark972

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@somerandomguy227

4 жыл бұрын

Politics at it's finest

@user-nk8ft3nn8z

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@aymanelkadouri8235

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@Theunnamedperson4772

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed

20:11 I never thought this series can make me cry tears that are not of laughter. This was just the best moment!

I just noticed that the skitarii at the end mentions ACCESS OVERRIDE when the Dark Angels barged in, is this a nod to the Dark Angels in-universe lore that they harbor secret advance tech than any other faction in the Imperium?

@themageofcontext7071

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it was more like they were saying they were overridden by the Dark Angels

@spookmeyer970

Жыл бұрын

I think it was more that they were overriden by superior firepower.

The Custodes speech to Kitten almost brought me to tears. Kitten is the Leader of the Imperium that we need. We need a caretaker not an overlord, a father not an emperor, we need Kitten to lead the Imperium to a Golden age never even dreamed of since the Age of Strife. I swear loyalty to the Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes, to Kitten. For The Imperium Of Man!

@GreenStuffConsumer

4 жыл бұрын

TL:DR they need a daddy

@finnheisenheim8274

4 жыл бұрын

@@GreenStuffConsumer You begging for the *prohibition hammer?*

@GreenStuffConsumer

4 жыл бұрын

@@finnheisenheim8274 n-no mistew. I-I dont want the pwoabition hammew

@timoylumontad3920

4 жыл бұрын

@@finnheisenheim8274 Prohibitions only expand demands

@AsbestosMuffins

4 жыл бұрын

"Am I just a corpse on a throne to you?" -Emperor