“You cannot crusade with a planet!” Necron: *laughs in World Engine*

@datkhornedog899

2 жыл бұрын

Orks: *Laughs in weaponized moons.*

@bthsr7113

2 жыл бұрын

Eldar: contemplates in Craftworld.

@seand.g423

2 жыл бұрын

@@bthsr7113 uhhh... yeah... gonna have to go with the Greenskin option on this one...

One step closer to the Sewer Goblin……

@logangrimnar3800

2 жыл бұрын

@TheWeekendWarrior99

2 жыл бұрын

You mean boi’s awakening?

@chadsmith8966

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheWeekendWarrior99 still have nightmares about hairy spider tattoos.

@piratehunter1

2 жыл бұрын

Oh EMPEROR NO! NOT...THAT...BOOK AGAIN! "Grabs bolter and loads cyanide round"

@Failous

2 жыл бұрын

"My glutes quiver in distress"

I love that Helbrecht also has a joke understanding deficiency. Truley a son of dorn!

Resident Space wolf here, High Marshal Helbrecht has the utmost respect, but they made him hilarious in this voxcast. The wolves will gladly ride into battle along with the crusading sons of Dorn

dorn did have a temper he went off on ferrus once

@domc9801

2 жыл бұрын

What happened, I’ve never really seen these two interact.

@sergio9669

2 жыл бұрын

@@domc9801 it is in gorgon of medusa in the book we meet an awesome terrain emporer's children captain (an astartes who's swordsman ship is the best in the legion) he had a his company have been fighting along side ferras and the iron hands he ends up sparring and beating the best iron hands legionaries one after an other (the man is literally the perfect astartes) with ferrus ending up saying you need to spar me for embarrassing my sons he gets his ass kicked. But the ring they spared is the largest in the battleship, so large the emporer's children captain had thought it was meant to be used by dreadnoughts. Rather ferrus built it for when his brothers come visit, he never says which brother he spared in it but in the book he mentions vulkan flat out refused because he was scared he would hurt ferrus by accident (lovable big guy) and we get a flashback on the bridge of the ship with ferrus on the floor shaking seeing stars then looking up to dorn who has a look of ice cold fury who had also just punched him in the face over his commands

“Wouldn’t be the first time you’ve given such an order, sir.” I seen this several time over the past year, and only just now realized that Custodi was talking about the Thunder Warriors.

Based on what Boy said about the Black Templars setting up a keep or whatever on each planet they conquer with at least one Chaplain and Apothecary per said keep, it sounds like the Black Templars could have thousands/tens of thousands of Chaplains and Apothecaries since they’ve been going around conquering planets for the past 10k years.

@seand.g423

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah... Helbrecht is about as much of a CHAPTERmaster as Gulliman...

It's great to see you react to the TTS podcasts but every time I see it I am reminded that we have entered the darkest timeline where TTS is ended. Sadmood.

@Nothinglikeagoodnut

2 жыл бұрын

Have faith in SkellyLord! For the Alfa Legion!

@Cirac1

2 жыл бұрын

They'll be back

"I AM CRUSADING INWARDLY!!!!" also, when your living conitions are as terrible as they are, procreation is pretty much the last joy left

Next…Inquisitor Draco by Ian Watson… *who knows Ian? Maybe this is my next movie*

Loyalist marines Hate the MInotaurs, because they exist solely to punish *mostly* if not outright loyal chapters on the orders of the High Lord.....kinda like when they sided with the rebellious former high lords against Guilliaman, the Imperial Fists, Terra, and the Custodes. Nothing but the jackboots of the High Lords, Waah!

@darkdialga777

2 жыл бұрын

note to self, barbecue the Minotaurs.

1:02:40 it’s cause that custodese has a crush on Magnus and is seeing the hypocrisy in the emperor chastising the black Templar for hating psychers despite the council of Nikia.

@ArcaneMaiden

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact: They're an item IRL ^^

@berilsevvalbekret772

Жыл бұрын

​@@ArcaneMaiden what?! Zegram and the custodes VA???!!

@ArcaneMaiden

Жыл бұрын

@@berilsevvalbekret772 Well, so it seems? Some people told me it was a joke slash reversal of roles; Magnus & Kitten/Repulsion, Markus & Kitten/Attraction (TTS v H:TP), but some says legit, so ionno :p But, Custodisi x Magnus, IS, the item, not Kitten x Magnus (just to clarify ^^)

I today got recommended a video of your channel and even though i've watched all of TTS, i just started to watch it "with you" again and i'm having more fun than watching it for the first time. Your videos make me feel like i'm chilling in my livingroom with a friend (like one used to do before holy terra got hit by nurgle's rot). Thank you for that feeling, i really missed it. Keep up your great work. Greetings from Germany

May I recommend Baldermort's lore video about Sigismund, the founder of the Black Templars? There has never been a marine more metal than Sigismund

@ablacktemplar1971

2 жыл бұрын

Good, acknowledge our great founder.

@seand.g423

2 жыл бұрын

Or OMR's 5-minute lore vid

I highly recommended you read up on the Space Guppy´s of Doom (Carcharodon astra) and Space Leonidas and his Bois (Minotaurs). They are not so much so much on the Holesome side like Slamanders or Lamenters, but rather the how fast do you want other Marines dead. Also the Chaptermasters are both on, at least my, list of the top 5 strongest/badass Marines in the Imperium.

@bthsr7113

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, the Red Wake's size and armor alone are highly notable.

Finally, Linkin Loyalists! Also Carcharadon Astra (Space Sharks) are definitely a Rip and Tear kind of Chapter. If you weren't a Salamander, you'd be a perfect fit for their Chapter Master. Also please, react to Vostroyan Charge, preferably during Christmas time

When everyone realizes what the next voxcast is, you can't help but feel sorry for anyone reacting to it.

@jacthing1

2 жыл бұрын

But at the same time looking forward to thier reaction to said podcast. Or at least I enjoy watching people's reaction

@seand.g423

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacthing1 I think you just managed to unsettle Slaanesh Herself...

Yes! Waited for you to do this! Love your Videos!

FINALLY, I'VE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS

Omg. Finally. I’ve been waiting to see your reaction to this for awhile now. It’s so good!

cant wait for Drago

Up next we have.... something very... special Also a new podcast format which I feel may actually be an improvement for people who are watching instead of just listen8ng.

I love it! You're amused And suffer at the same time.

Your face is your shield! and my head is heresy and stripper guy going on his k1ll the normals rant were all pure gold... This was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Even the wife was in tears watching this. We have watching this vox cast a good dozen times and still die every time

Could you imagine what this episode would have been like without Emps breaking the profanity filter in the last one?

yes finally! I thought youd stopped watching these from trauma related to the last episode

Greasy salmon on bread was Helbrecht's gene seed contaminated with Dalek DNA or something, his poor va must not have been able to talk for days after this. Also condolences in advance for having to listen to the insult to literary works that's up next.

When will we get reactions to the remaining voxcasts?

Just what I need

Wtf..... are you going Ginger?! Souless 😂

Nice work on your black templar piece

Awesome artwork!

oh the next one is the ...cursed one.

@maeschder

2 жыл бұрын

Gussy...

@iamafuckingfailure

2 жыл бұрын

@@maeschder *NOOOOOOO*

...been comparing you & Old Man Reacts on your TTS journey, but something's been bothering me: _Wen Draco TTS?_

The audio of the videos your playing is always a little low. Maybe it's just me, but I had to download a an amplifier app and still have to max my headphones to hear what your watching, but then turn i have them down when you start talking. Its like listening to CBS in the 🇺🇸. Still love your videos.

This episode made me love Karstodes, as much of a dick he is, he was the one custodes to keep his head in place.

Watching Helsreach after this is hillarious.

I love Dadornable!

I don't think sigismund did anything wrong or worthy to deserve dorns scorn. why does dorn dislike Sigismund so?

@TheWeekendWarrior99

2 жыл бұрын

Spoilers: . Sigismund had disobeyed a direct order from Dorn during HH because Euphrati Keeler shared with him a premonition of his death if he were to obey Rogal. Even though Euphrati saved Sigismund’s life, Dorn still hated the fact that his 1st Capt obeyed the orders of a ‘manifestation of superstition’ over his own primarch. In Warhawk, Sigismund was still Dorn’s favourite. He was ‘disowned’ so that he can be free to do as he pleased in terms of service to the Throne and Humanity.

@revantobias8567

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheWeekendWarrior99 okay, thanks.

@mysteriousfletcher9838

2 жыл бұрын

One reason Sigismund believed in religious prophecies and dorn born and raised on a planet of extreme atheists were ashamed (probably another reason he hates the black templars because their one of the most religious legions)

Dude, you need to get your volumes adjusted properly. you voice blasts ,then the video you are showing is barely able to be heard.

Nice reaction, only one final podcast to go! Inquisitor Draco if you are interested

11:23 Given how bad Terran living conditions are (Ironic given how it's their holy planet, almost similar to how the Abrahamic faiths have tragically left our Holy Land of Jerusalem run to tatters), I would be tempted to agree. However, studies show that more modernized and industrial nations have lower birth rates than areas with less development or in constant strife. For example, Birth rates in Northern Africa* and the Arabic Peninsula as a whole are much higher than birth rates in both Mainland Asia and North America. Probably a thing to do with culture as well, since birth rates in Industrial America in the 1880's were drastically better than they are now, where the US is currently seeing a near drastic drop in birth rates in recent years. Same with Japan, where rates in the Meiji Era were comparatively healthy to Japan's near extinction level replacement rates right now. Could be a number of factors that can affect replacement rate fluctuations, such as cultural ties access to information about safe sex, difficulty in survival numbers, and probably general living conditions overall. KLnowing this, I'm honestly not surprised that Terran humans' diet consists of their fellow man. Tragic, but believable *Correction: I meant Western Africa in reference to the amount of military strife present in the region. I apologize for the incorrect information.

The whole 1,000 chapters have always seemed really dumb to me. When you start looking at the size of battles and stuff even though GW sucks at that too. Those numbers would be way to small and take forever to fix. Look at the dead of bigger wars on earth and they are gigantic number. Hive worlds that supposedly host like 100 billion or something should have death tolls closer to multi billions than low ball millions. One of the major cause of death during wars is supply line failures. If a huge hive world incapable of growing food was invaded the supply line would be attacked and you could easily have half the population flat out starve, and then riot.

Waaaaagh!