voiceover is added because youtube wants me to make the content more "transformative". Let me know what you think

@TheMonkeKing

Жыл бұрын

I honestly prefer the original, but this is good too

@arandomperson8990

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMonkeKing same

@gyrosbounty5566

Жыл бұрын

It adds alot more than just the big letters, you should do more like this

@shiori00

Жыл бұрын

Huh that's dumb but at the same time it's nice to heat your voice too

@redreality4151

Жыл бұрын

i like it with the voiceover

Imagine trying to arrest a mountain sized dragon so it can serve its sentence in some Kaiju prison.

@jayvhoncalma3458

Жыл бұрын

Monarch: *Don't make me fucking laugh*

@vrcommandoata5403

Жыл бұрын

About as insane as Hal Jordan attempting to arrest God.

@mrkrimsonj114

Жыл бұрын

@@vrcommandoata5403 there context for that or is that a joke?

@vrcommandoata5403

Жыл бұрын

@@mrkrimsonj114 Old Green Lantern comic, Hal tried to arrest God.

@chaosprog2341

Жыл бұрын

@@vrcommandoata5403 issue number, Story summary and is it still cannon to the main timeline or got retconned?

I can just imagine a Godzilla-sized Lawyer Dragon arriving at court to defend the Red Death while the Better Call Saul theme plays

@k-boi420

Жыл бұрын

Lawyer Dragon: *growling and snarling* Interpreter: Our client pleads not guilty.

@emmettbarley5721

Жыл бұрын

IF I CAN'T KILL 'EM, I'LL SUE 'EM!!!

@Paunch

Жыл бұрын

"Your honor, my client is simply just hungry"

@xjarry7857

Жыл бұрын

It's just funny to charge a wild animal...ish

@wolfywlf3983

Жыл бұрын

And they lock him up in gringotts 😂

11:13 not sure if anybody already pointed this out, but since DuBois is a citizen of either Monaco or France she is part of the schengen area, which means she can freely cross over borders inside the schengen area(which does include Italy)

@katamed5205

Ай бұрын

Isn’t the entire EU open borders?

@sirjackify

Ай бұрын

@@katamed5205 at least every land border in the EU as far as I know. But the Schengen area also includes some non-EU countries like Norway and Switzerland for example. So in some cases even more than the entire EU. (edit: I saw that Bulgaria and Romania apparently still have border controlls even tho they are part of the EU but not a full member of the Schengen area atm)

@haribobie

Ай бұрын

She can, yes. But not as a police officer on duty and in uniform iirc.

@sirjackify

Ай бұрын

@@haribobie True, but that isn't what the video creator fined her for. Tho there are some cases where the police can follow a criminal into a neighbouring country to an certain extend (Germany and the Netherlands have an agreement for example), but that case doesn't apply here obv.

@haribobie

Ай бұрын

@sirjackify Also true. It would be a different fine/charge anyway if there isn't an agreement. Even if there is one, she still would have violated some law by just going to Italy without any order/notice

Shouldn't DuBois also have "Attempted assault on an officer" since she did try to tranquilize the new officer? Correct?

@Ratchet_TFP

8 ай бұрын

Correct

@SirsasthNigam.

8 ай бұрын

tranquilizer is not killing

@MimiTheCommenter

7 ай бұрын

@@SirsasthNigam.they’re talking about the last officer in the lineup, when she ran out of tranquilizers. She did TRY to assault him, but physically couldn’t.

@mitchellackermann1395

6 ай бұрын

Yes

@werk577

6 ай бұрын

Also isnt italy in the Schengen area so no border control at all?

The fact Draco was instantly sentenced to death was funny for me, now that’s a good villain 😂

@buzzedbeelzebub9454

Жыл бұрын

Death + 6 months

@giovannicervantes2053

Жыл бұрын

Make that 4 deaths and a year

@chickennuggets5549

Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ saves! Repent! He’s our ticket to heaven. Jesus Christ is the way to everlasting life! But we must repent and obey Him! We have to keep His commands. This life is temporary. Staying in sin leads to hell. But Jesus can help you. Jesus Christ saves! God bless you.

@lolwhites9032

Жыл бұрын

@@chickennuggets5549repent sinner RePEnT

@Joetheknight406

Жыл бұрын

don't forget the 250 bucks.

I love the concept of suing a literal dragon of death for its crimes.

@BryndanMeyerholtTheRealDeal

Жыл бұрын

Literally the best comment on this video…

@itsyoboiivan3255

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the pig who got put on trial in france

@313dz

Жыл бұрын

I love the part where red death was 6'0" in the mugshot 😂

@Blu3_Flamingo3819

Жыл бұрын

the dragon can't even speak dude it's stupid

@LannyLeArtist

Жыл бұрын

Lol

I can only imagine what Big Jack Horner would have as a list of crimes, because there's a guarantee he's committed plenty off screen, but even in Last Wish he's an absolute menace

8:41-Now imagine adding 1 year for EVERY dragon he brainwashed!

@shocktrapproductions6332

9 ай бұрын

Uhhh... too many.

@Superemie401

9 ай бұрын

Let’s just give him a death penalty and we’ll be over with it.

@Ratchet_TFP

8 ай бұрын

​@@Superemie401The Reason Why is Being put on MASS

@cosmicredeemer3109

7 ай бұрын

Make it 45 years before he loses 4 lives

@magnusvonbraun9870

5 күн бұрын

@@Ratchet_TFPUsually, a mass crime that only gets years (like false imprisonment) would just be converted to one life sentence, whereas a mass crime that involves life sentences without information would become a death penalty. At least that’s how he does it.

Lmao love Drago's measly $250 fine on top of four death sentences, absolutely insane

@elliotfong5061

Жыл бұрын

How is regicide the worst crime? Lord Shen commits genocide before the title Kung Fu Panada 2 appeared

@jesterday3965

Жыл бұрын

@@elliotfong5061 Because regents are viewed as more important than the common citizen. Aren't both a life sentence/death sentence anyway?

@timesthree5757

Жыл бұрын

Execute, resuscitate ect.

@chimera9818

Жыл бұрын

@@elliotfong5061 probably better to think of killing head of state that in monarchies killing the physical manifestation of the state and in democracy is the collimation of the wants and believe of the people and meant to represent them

@andresamaya6187

Жыл бұрын

@@elliotfong5061 I think he forgot to add in ancient times Regicides were seen as the worst of crimes because of the divine rights of kings so to the legal system it was like you were killing an envoy of God, not only were the culprits executed, they were hanged, drawn and quartered, it wasn't until the French Revolution that equality in death was applied and less severe methods of execution were favored In a more secular perspective it was common for many civilizations around the planet to punish severely the killing of leaders, this was a way to discourage the killing of leaders so the country wouldn't fall into disarray due to the power vacuum or simply due to spite by the ruling class that their power was attacked

Drago seems like the guy who could survive 4 death sentences.

@jacobrodriguez7365

Жыл бұрын

Did he drown at the end

@TheUnflushedToilet

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobrodriguez7365 Haven't seen the movie since I watched in theaters back in 2014-ish

@demfatgapsin8189

Жыл бұрын

Drago’s literally the mvp of the whole film

@elliotfong5061

Жыл бұрын

High treason wouldn't be a crime he committed but rather war crimes and I terrorism

@thefaterix

Жыл бұрын

@@TheUnflushedToilet Same. I didn't wanna watch it, cause I'll receive trauma from a certain person's demise..

9:14 him: your cheif is ded Subtitles: your jeep is ded

@Jarate_expert

Ай бұрын

Noooooo... not my jeep!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥😭😭😭😭

@dominickroberts4653

Ай бұрын

​@@Jarate_expert i hate it when that happens

11:00 you know she seems like a villain more suited for the Despicable Me universe

@magnusvonbraun9870

4 ай бұрын

I dunno why, but many of the humans in Madagascar 3 look like they belong in Despicable Me universe. Made better (or worse) by how their personalities also fit in said universe as well.

@NoN053

Ай бұрын

@@magnusvonbraun9870you know I’m pretty sure their both connected because of Alex bails Pixar metaverse theory

I like the idea of the Red Death being brought into court and sentenced for everything it did, and it just sits there taking it.

@frostyvoid827

Жыл бұрын

_Better Call Saul theme plays as the Bewilderbeast itself comes in as its lawyer_

@Picklesthedonutfrog

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but the red death was actually fighting a defensive war as berk invaded it having it avoid most of its charges (related to war and in the events during the great berkanaian conquest of dragon island.exe)

@lukasg4807

Жыл бұрын

@@Picklesthedonutfrog exactly, he could be charged with extortion, murdering the dragons, and running a criminal organization, however his actions against the vikings were self defense

@bread9276

Жыл бұрын

@@Picklesthedonutfrog exe

@moth8455

Жыл бұрын

666th like, you know what this means.

I think DuBois would've also gotten a "Conspiracy to Poach" charge if that exists when she brought the poisoned dart to the zoo, especially since the animals were in captivity under New York ownership

@randomboi66

Жыл бұрын

DuBois is Stupid for alot of reasons

@spectralspooky

Жыл бұрын

And humpty wouldve gotten a "Conspiracy to be poached"

@runtergerutscht4401

Жыл бұрын

@@spectralspooky peak comedy

@Mauzzewulf

Жыл бұрын

@@spectralspooky haha, comedy!

@arkahlis8774

Жыл бұрын

Along with imprisonment with the guards

10:22 I feel like chantel dubois' first tresspassing charge and first window break is unwarranted, as she did this to prevent lethal injury caused by the direct actions from the animals.

@dallor09

10 ай бұрын

she did smash through 4 walls and a window after that though

@Ratchet_TFP

8 ай бұрын

And She Trespassed an Office Building

@Superemie401

7 ай бұрын

Ok, but how did she manage to destroy four walls by just running into them?!

@Ratchet_TFP

7 ай бұрын

@@Superemie401 Supernatural Physical Strength

@imfsresidentotaku9699

3 ай бұрын

It doesn’t matter what you feel because not only is that all part of the same charge, she has demonstrated insane physical ability which defies gravity and the laws of physics throughout the film, so she could’ve countered the animals’ actions by running up the wall or something. Not to mention, if she had done that “to prevent lethal injury,” she wouldn’t have caused additional property damage to catch up to the animals.

00:00 Humpty Alexander Dumpty (Puss In Boots) 03:21 Red Death (How to Train Your Dragon 1) 5:42 Drago Bludvist (How To Train Your Dragon 2) 9:47 Chantel DuBois (Madagascar: Europe’s Most Wanted)

I like how Drago got 4 death sentences, but only 2 years and 250 dollars worth of fines

@electricheartpony

Жыл бұрын

He would've had hundreds of years if he included animal abuse in his crimes.

@tumultoustortellini

Жыл бұрын

think about it this way: when most of your crimes are that henious, the small ones stick out more

@imfsresidentotaku9699

Жыл бұрын

@@electricheartpony Unlikely.

@electricheartpony

Жыл бұрын

@@imfsresidentotaku9699 every single one of those dragons in his army were maimed or hurt by Drago at some point.

@torinsuriarachi700

Жыл бұрын

His real sentence should be 4 death penalties, 1 life sentence,4years and $250 fine

I love how Drago has multiple of the worst crimes imaginable and has like 4 death penalties and then causally has to play 250 dollars💀💀💀

@vikings_fan7474

Жыл бұрын

Ong💀

@TheHierophantGreen

Жыл бұрын

That’s the real killer is those 250 dollars

@casualdinofan1953

Жыл бұрын

No that just the fee The more you pay Nicer Your death is He gonna get killed Play something that cost that much dollars

@brianstasko4293

Жыл бұрын

true

@arkking552

Жыл бұрын

He should have like a thousand charges of animal abuse and brainwashing lol. Also in the Rise of Berk game it is implied he kills his men regularly

3:06 ngl during this part of Humpy’s sentence, I guessed the crime he committed at that moment was distribution of unlawful conduct seeing how the Duckling who had distributed the Golden Eggs was property of the Giant Goose and while some of you may say otherwise,A mother does own a child in a form of custody, and the Duckling had distributed the Eggs, making them the Mother Goose’s as well.

7:56 he also flipped over a ship, so at least a few ppl were killed

@Ratchet_TFP

8 ай бұрын

That's Mass Second Degree Murder,So Death Sentence

I’m shocked you didn’t give DuBois multiple animal cruelties, considering she hangs onto Melmans neck

@supertrike5893

Жыл бұрын

And multiple poaching conspiracies

@memekidthing4616

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@1971taks

Жыл бұрын

Yea when i first saw her i remember her saying things like i strangled my first snake when i was seven HOW IS THAT NO ANIMAL CRUELTY

@anthonyparisi5054

Жыл бұрын

She never deserved that first fine for poaching all those animals are legal to hunt for “food” or she could of had them as pets but had them taxidermied when they died

@Panzermeiller

Жыл бұрын

But he give her an illegal border crossing charge even tho both Italy and France are in the Schengen space which mean that the borders aren't enforced between the two.

Fun Fact: The story of Humpty-Dumpty never actually explicitly states that Humpty-Dumpty is an egg. This makes the story far more dark and morbid.

@leolen8029

Жыл бұрын

Oh, OH!

@myfredo898

Жыл бұрын

'This makes the story far more dark and morbid.' nope, bye-bye, try something new, come back in 10 years

@lilith2295

Жыл бұрын

@@myfredo898 l + ratio

@empress-of-stuff8240

Жыл бұрын

What is he then?

@Cxsonn

Жыл бұрын

@@empress-of-stuff8240 He’s a human being.

3:22 so we arresting dinosaurs now?

@Kayllister_

Жыл бұрын

Dragons*

We can all agree Drago would be a warcriminal at this point

@FueganTheAnnihilator

Жыл бұрын

He is theoretically a war criminal to multiple nations after the first offense

@thetrgger8630

Жыл бұрын

well seeing as he was recruiting and raising an army to go to war with berk and all its inhabitants, major counts of animal cruelty and most likely some sort of crime for building all of those war machines and dragon traps, i would say that, yes, the psychologically insane warlord can indeed be considered one. now, if youll excuse me, im gonna go rewatch httyd 2 again.

@name_not_taken

Жыл бұрын

We don't have to assume he actively commits violations of the Geneva convention every chance he gets

@thetrgger8630

Жыл бұрын

@@name_not_taken We don't?

@AspiLeo

Жыл бұрын

I have to say, he’s the only villain from a „kids movie“ that still gives me the shivers to this day.

The red death is more of a wild animal than a sentient being. And because of how massive and powerful he is, it would be impossible to formally punish him without SCP-level tech.

@Jermain-cz4bh

Жыл бұрын

maybe all his crimes could be shortened into a death penalty

@rabbyrabbit5591

Жыл бұрын

Like SCP-682? A creature that wants to murder everyone and everything

@JPmax4ever

Жыл бұрын

Quick! Get SCP-999 on the phone now!

@dantevela2272

Жыл бұрын

@@rabbyrabbit5591 not 682 that thing is in a tank of acid we can do that.

@dantevela2272

Жыл бұрын

@@JPmax4ever that would work if 999 can reach it or at least it would immobilize it… hopefully.

4:11 u forgot about cannibalism

@ALlGAT0R

6 ай бұрын

Cannibalism isn't a crime its how you procure the meat that is

@silkthecatmoth

3 ай бұрын

They are also different species anyway.

@unknownprofile2830

6 күн бұрын

@@silkthecatmothwhat if last time if ash just charged king goobot of conspiracy of cannibalism, when that video deleted.

My mom when she catches me up at 3 7:00

Drago getting several death sentences makes sense given he’s a Complete Monster.

@runtergerutscht4401

Жыл бұрын

Plus he has like a hundred more animal cruelty/abuse and murder charges under his belt we just didn't see.

@AM-sj5vr

Жыл бұрын

@@runtergerutscht4401 his Bewilderbeest was abused ever since it broke out of it's egg

@runtergerutscht4401

Жыл бұрын

@@AM-sj5vr if he raised it himself and didn't just poach it from the wild. After all those things must take quite some time to get this big.

@Draminacion0207

Жыл бұрын

Also, if i remember correctly, it was trained by fighting to the death against other dragon, most likely entier islans of dragons sinse alpha dragon are ectremely rare(sorry for my bad inglish,im spanish)

@lordofshades9852

Жыл бұрын

@@Draminacion0207 you did pretty good to be honest, keep practicing and you'll get there!

11:33 as a French/Monegasque citizen, DuBois is allowed to cross freely between the borders of the countries from the Schengen area (Italy being part of the group)

@yoggothemadgod6196

Жыл бұрын

Yes but she probably done it illegally, without passing any check

@superplushtiman7ti075

Жыл бұрын

@@yoggothemadgod6196 No, there is 0 border checks in the Schengen area, the borders only count to countries outside of the area, say you are travelling from Romania(which isn't) to Hungary(which is) you will need to go through border checks

@franceskinskij

Жыл бұрын

@@yoggothemadgod6196 checkpoints are only at the borders of non EU countries like Switzerland. The rest is freedom of movement

@mexonexo

Жыл бұрын

@@yoggothemadgod6196 Travelling between Schengen Countries is like traveling between US-States

@GavinsGoldenEntertainment2005

Жыл бұрын

@@mexonexo Humpty Made a Mistake

Red death: *Is a literal ~~~~~ dragon* MOUSAIT: you are under arrest for being a dragon

@Ratchet_TFP

2 ай бұрын

LOL

7:52 HOLY CRAP THAT IS A MASSIVE MONSTER

with all the crimes Dubois committed during Madagascar 3 she effectively gave herself a life sentence.

@DansuB4nsu03

Жыл бұрын

Also, you have to take into account that since DuBois is a citizen of France, she would not only be judged in accordance with the US laws, but also EU laws. This way, the "illegal border crossing in Italy" may also be replaced with a prison sentence in addition to community service. Though I live in the EU, I am not a lawyer, so feel free to bash me if I'm incorrect.

@xyreniaofcthrayn1195

Жыл бұрын

@@DansuB4nsu03 either way I speculate her age to be 49 to mid fifties hence why I said life sentence but at any rate for the poaching alone that's a few years in the Hague...

@xyreniaofcthrayn1195

Жыл бұрын

@@DansuB4nsu03 either way I speculate her age to be 49 to mid fifties hence why I said life sentence but at any rate for the poaching alone that's a few years in the Hague...

@jreith1689

Жыл бұрын

@@DansuB4nsu03 I don't think she would get illegal Border Crossing anyway because of her transition inside the Schengen area

@Mestreangel

Жыл бұрын

Because she is a France citizen she has no committed ilegal crossing to Italy, due to the Schengen space, that effectively eliminates frontiers between members of the EU

I love how DuBois’ sentence exponentially gets worse from poaching (just $500) to 20 years for GTA and 10 years for escaping custody

@Thunderblock7889

Жыл бұрын

Shoudnt the Red Death be excluded? Considering its a regular animal that is not aware of how its actions affect others?

@Anonymous529

Жыл бұрын

@@Thunderblock7889 You’re telling me a giant dragon “king” doesn’t know what death is? I mean it doesn’t really make sense for him to be arrested given he’s an animal, but he does know what death/harm is and the channel probably wanted another villain for this video

@spazmaticaa7989

Жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous529 I would argue DuBois crimes should be higher up, because the animals she's hunting are intelligent. I mean they came up with a plan to kidnap the penguins, and worked with the circus to make their way over to the US.

@Anonymous529

Жыл бұрын

@@spazmaticaa7989 That’s not what we’re talking about here. Brick here is talking about the huge dragon in HTTYD, for some reason.

@spazmaticaa7989

Жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous529 I know, my point was that if the dragon is treated as a real person, then the animals in Madagascar should be treated as real people to. So really DuBois's poaching crimes could be considered attempted murder.

I'm glad DuBois was shown respect as the most powerful Dreamworks villain(ess) of all time by saving her for last.

To clarify about Red Death, it's implied to be able to an alpha similar to the Bewilderbeasts in HTTYD 2, hence you see Toothless reacting acutely to the frequency the Red Death uses to control the other dragons

This new style with explaining and showing the charges and sentencing is much better! Keep up the good content!

@chickennuggets5549

Жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven! We must repent. Staying in sin leads to hell. But Jesus made a way out and it’s through Him! Jesus saves! God bless you.

@TheCodaCrew

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I want to see the previous ones updated. Not all the clips, just a recap

@Joetheknight406

Жыл бұрын

absolutely!

@blgchengus

Жыл бұрын

I disagree, it makes it a lot more boring

@AR-ku4li

Жыл бұрын

@@blgchengus fr!

I'm not sure that the border crossing charge can be held against DuBois since the EU allows free travel across member countries. I think that her expanding her jurisdiction outside of France would be a better charge since French law does not apply in Italy

@rubenmazyn9311

Жыл бұрын

that's my thought as well. Unless Dubois is a not EU-citizen who works for the French police, but with the name Dubois I have my doubts

@evablr

Жыл бұрын

@@rubenmazyn9311 to be part of the police in France you need to be a French citizen ! The only exception is if you've serve in the French army

@ErichZornerzfun

Жыл бұрын

Actually she is head of Monaco animal control which is a separate country from France.

@charles5553

Жыл бұрын

@@ErichZornerzfun but Monaco is part of Schengen so she wouldn't need to go through border control

@echostar034

Жыл бұрын

Was about to comment that. The charge is certainly a stretch

Shouldn’t the red death eating another dragon be cannibalism? 3:48

@ALlGAT0R

6 ай бұрын

Cannibalism isn't a crime its how procure the meat that is

@HeortirtheWoodwarden

Ай бұрын

They don't appear to be the same species.

11:06 HOW DID SHE SURVIVE?!

@Daldiepie

Жыл бұрын

There is a gap between the wheels, so she could roll out from under the train

@Beans68419

3 ай бұрын

She’s French

@diggasinparis

3 ай бұрын

@@Beans68419gadamn

"I'm just gonna give him another death penalty" is one of the last things you'd want to hear in court, and probably the last thing you'll hear at all

@Resi1ience

Жыл бұрын

Maybe. Or maybe you'll spend the next 30 years on death row and die of lung disease.

@alitabatabaei4578

Жыл бұрын

How do get multiple death penaltys

@redex7413

Жыл бұрын

@@alitabatabaei4578 Step 1: You get a death penalty Step 2: You get other death penalties Which is the hardest step for you? /j

@alitabatabaei4578

Жыл бұрын

@@redex7413 but you can't kill someone twice.

@Pashaok.

Жыл бұрын

@@alitabatabaei4578 Commit multiple murders. You will need a firearm or lethal weapon for this. Then kill someone (politician, royalty, children etc for speedrunning tactics). Then let yourself get caught by the police. Surrender the first chance you get. You don't want to be gunned down in combat because this will fail the run instantly. Do not flee either as the Law will most likely open fire on you when you run away. If you do end up running away, turn yourself in when the heat dies down. The hardest part of this run is prison. You committed multiple murders (probably against children) so you will have to learn to keep away from big fellas. I think that you spend only a week or two in prison when having a death penalty. So just survive the week and make it to the lethal injection chair! Also, to answer your question, they give you multiple death penalties to shame you, I think they keep your body in containment when you have multiple death penalties.

Tbh Chantel is an absurd villain but it's honestly incredible to watch her feats of strength and every second she's on screen is a spectacle

@chrisaftontvt4318

Жыл бұрын

But we can also love her for 2 more things: 1) Her Edith Piaf voice 2) "And when in Rome... VIVE LA FRANCE!" (Holy cwap... MOM I'M FAMOUS)

@therealcap8598

Жыл бұрын

I definitely did not watch that Madagascar but seeing her bulldoze through that building was pretty funny ngl

@sihyunkim7721

Жыл бұрын

Apart from her actions in the film, isn't that also too many mirrors on a motorcycle?

@Spaghetti_Jester

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure she's a terminator ngl

@thewolfofmikawa8535

Жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking that as I watched this lol. Chantel would be a hell of an assassin.

12:05 Of course the new guy gets lucky, he N E W.

2:09 GRAND LARCENY!

Surprising that Drago got more death penalties than years in prison.

@felipedelacruz8571

Жыл бұрын

So we can safely assume he is an absolute menace to society

@megablimp

Жыл бұрын

and also had to pay 250 dollars

@juanamariaacevedo7760

Жыл бұрын

And all those death penalties were because of murder, making him a cold blooded murderer

@colemurker3202

Жыл бұрын

@@juanamariaacevedo7760 Not just murder; murder of several chieftains.

@juanamariaacevedo7760

Жыл бұрын

Remember the mass murder in berk

Red Death: *gets 64 years and 6 life sentences* His lawyer:

@glitchylol2546

Жыл бұрын

Just because you became the world's most wanted, doesn't mean you did it.

@giga_chad9

Жыл бұрын

“I’m Saul Goodman, and did you know you have rights?”

@ultrachad7907

Жыл бұрын

"With all due respect your honor, if you are what you eat then my client is an innocent man" Saul goodman

Something Dubois also kept violating since the first appearance in the movie, is breaking the oath she likely has sworn to never break. I don’t know exactly what sentences there are in Europe for breaking the oath (multiple times especially), but she would have surely lost her police officer license or whatever it is called

Dubois should also get "attempted animal murder" for putting a kill-spike dart in the tranquilizer gun that was intended to kill Alex the Lion but missed, hitting a tree instead.

Favorite goddamn scene of the video 2:23

@cringehunter3812

Ай бұрын

Hey you have the same profile picture as me

This person takes the “What if Disney villains were charged for their crimes” concept and actually does it really well. Congrats I love this.

4:48 I like how the dragon just shoots fire killing multiple people but the only charge is “Arson” 🤣

@thinkingboi9508

Жыл бұрын

Plus, the Red Death is at war with the vikings so no crime commited here (unless the fire breaks the Geneva Convetion)

@Demonic_Culture_Nut

Жыл бұрын

@@thinkingboi9508 It could count as chemical warfare depending on how dragon fire works.

@israel7066

Жыл бұрын

@@Demonic_Culture_Nut well it works as Liquefied petroleum gas

@snaggy4811

Жыл бұрын

Should have been mass arson and genocide

@snaggy4811

Жыл бұрын

Because let's just pretend everyone survived heat so high that it makes the sun jealous

It is really amazing how you turn humorous parts of the movie into crimes scenes 😂

3:52 The Red Death is actually female, even though Hiccup incorrectly refers to it as a he during the chase scene.

Charging a dragon with Arson made me laugh for some reason.

@chanmandeath2993

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, ice dragons, lightning dragons, water dragons, hell even moon and sun dragons are a thing apparently. It's not too far fetched that in a civilized draconic world, arson wouldn't be the constant (still a large number of crimes but not the entirety)

@zockingtroller7788

Жыл бұрын

@@chanmandeath2993 but how would ice, water and moon dragons cause a fire Moon would be the closest to being logical seeing as their powers would realistically be, Water control (the moon controls the tides) no arson. Gravity manipulation (Though it would be weaker then that of the sun dragons) no arson. Causing sleep deprivation. (Most people have a hard time sleeping in the nights of a full moon, which is blocked by the earth's shadow otherwise but the earth can't block something with it's shadow when it is on it, so a moon dragon would constantly have that effect ( this would make them a bad neighbour, without them even actually doing anything.) And finally the corner case way they could cause a fire... They're a mirror, they intentionally reflect sunlight into something that binds it into a light beam which causes something to ignite. That would be unnecessarily convoluted though, if they can just make huge wave to destroy stuff. ( I know it's anticlimactic, that's the joke)

@chanmandeath2993

Жыл бұрын

@@zockingtroller7788 it's moreso the concept that arson WOULDNT be caused often. It'd be like how if we have less banks on earth, less bank robberies occur and more house robberies occur. Fire would be a serious issue with dragons, but not All dragons breath fire. and sun dragons are also fire based, so there's three that can plausibly cause fires between lightning, fire, and sun.

@unnoticed4571

Жыл бұрын

@@chanmandeath2993 That's also not considering the fact that more than likely, there would be laws specifically pertaining to the other dragon types as well. For instance, causing excessive water damage for dragons that control water. At that point though, we're getting into theorycraft, so I'm not gonna continue it

@Mr.Wetherilli

Жыл бұрын

@@chanmandeath2993 the dragons in the httyd universe are literally animals

The funny thing is he's giving theoretical charges to a Spanish Egg, a French Animal Control Officer, the dragon equivalent of a Queen Bee/Ant, and a Nordic Viking using laws from the United States of America.

@GamepadStudios

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@Mark-in8ju

Жыл бұрын

Exactly, "the law" depends on which nation you are in.

@ranelgallardo7031

Жыл бұрын

I assume he was using US law cause the movies were made in the US. Although I personally would use California criminal law for much of the movies that took place in fantasy lands cause the movies were all made in California. I would've used European criminal laws for the Madagascar 3 movies.

@zohabaig6426

Жыл бұрын

He does use Italian law for the portions of Madagascar 3 set in Italy

@charlottebarham7722

Жыл бұрын

and he's British!

6:36 You could include intimidation as well

@Gravity_defyer

Жыл бұрын

intimidating someone is against the law?

@antonionieto15

Жыл бұрын

@@Gravity_defyer In certain areas yes

At 10:54 shouldn’t Dubois be charged for LSD

I like how Drago’s first crime gets him a death sentence

@elliotfong5061

Жыл бұрын

Drago Bludvist gets death penalty by being burned by dragons

@caleva

Жыл бұрын

@@elliotfong5061 multiple times 💀

@Super_Vexxy

Жыл бұрын

Regicide is literally the WORST Crime you can commit. So I wouldn’t blame them for giving Him a death sentence.

@Kanjilearner

Жыл бұрын

You know you're evil when the first crime on your docket is mass murder. That puts Drago on the same level as Shen.

I love how you didn’t even stop at death for drago, it’s just “yeah screw it” and gives him 4death sentences, and. WORST of all, a $250 fine

@jojogacha974

Жыл бұрын

How would you kill someone 4 times lol

@chanmandeath2993

Жыл бұрын

@@jojogacha974 adding more death penalties/life sentences is used to show the severity of a crime! It's less about extra death and more about "fuck you, you don't even get the chance to" I learned this after watching that JCS video "what pretending to be crazy looks like" and saying "well WHY the extra penalties"

@shithappens6887

Жыл бұрын

@@jojogacha974 added security. With one death sentence they could appeal and something could go weird or be uncovered that would make it to where there could be reasonable doubt. With more than one death sentence, even if one gets appealed, they still have to appeal more.

@rhodes3983

Жыл бұрын

So yeah, before we kill you, resurrect you, kill you again and then do that another two times, please give us your wallet to pay off the 250$ we fined you earlier...

@earthgaming228

Жыл бұрын

@@jojogacha974 Stop his heart, Reboot it, repeat (joke I actually don't know how)

8:53 shouldn't drago be charged with attempted murder of hiccup?

@Superemie401

9 ай бұрын

Yes.

For Chanted Dubois, you could argue that she would get three counts of false imprisonment, for she locked the cell door with the three people inside. On top of that, would be a destruction of property charge. If you wanted to, you could also charge her for three counts of poisoning for the three tranquilizer darts she shot.

I laughed my ass off at the $250 added to the end of Dragos list of crimes/punishments

@wanderingjackalmain4523

Жыл бұрын

"For your sentence, you will be executed! Then killed! Then executed again, with another death added on for fun! Oh, and a $250 fine, too, I guess..."

@StarWithAPencil

Жыл бұрын

4 death panlities, 2 years. oh yeah you gotta pay us like 250 dollars only

Let's not forget that Drago almost certainly abused the Bewilderbeast just to get it to do that stuff, threatening it with the bullhook. And technically with all the other Bewilderbeast stuff he has going on, he racks up a lot of animal abuse charges.

@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493

Жыл бұрын

He raised it from birth in that horrible way as well…

@juanamariaacevedo7760

Жыл бұрын

He does, if drago has not controled it, it would be Toothless’s companion

11:58 imagine if that went in your fingernail😭

7:36 i like how she just stands there like was she wondering what he was doing.

Welcome to: Draco collects death penalties like rare Pokemon cards.

@stopmotionlife7381

Жыл бұрын

I am the 66th like. The time has come.

@markwilson4078

Жыл бұрын

Gotta catch’em all I suppose

Humpty probably could've gotten frame-up charges for framing puss and not telling him about the robbery, Also trespassing alongside that. And, yes I did like my own comment

12:33 DuBois closes (and presumably locks) the door behind her, sealing the 3 officers inside the cell. So, this is also Unlawful Imprisonment x 3.

Can we admire how good Dubois was at her job. Like she actually knew what she was doing with her incredible sense of smell, she’s smart and knows how to catch the animals with also her gadgets and experience, also very seriously committing to her job of hunting.

@abraham2172

Жыл бұрын

But she is also unnecessairly cruel and causes too much destruction.

@mimoulette31

Жыл бұрын

Yeah french are really dedicated to there job (not really I'm french and basically is ou can do your job the most simple way possible we are going to do the most simple way)

@Spaghetti_Jester

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure she's a terminator ngl

9:02 this could also be considered "Attempted First Degree Murder" as Drago was intending to kill Hiccup, but Stoic jumped in the way.

@Galvy_kun

Жыл бұрын

And wouldn't that make the regicide just manslaughter, as he didn't mean to kill Stoic?

@adamnelson7840

Жыл бұрын

@@Galvy_kun I'm not law expert, but while accidental, Drago still committed Regicide.

@Galvy_kun

Жыл бұрын

@@adamnelson7840 I think that would still count as attempted first degree murder (Hiccup) and voluntary manslaughter (Stoic), as Stoic is just a citizen (there's no legislation about royalty and its benefits). However, instead of death for regicide in the first scene I would give him arson and multiple first degree murder sentences

@yourthoughtssuck

Жыл бұрын

I'm no expert on Viking law, but under US law any deaths that occur while in commission of a fellony result in a 1st degree murder charge for each death. Attempted murder is most definitely a fellony so Stoics death would have been a 1st degree murder which would be upgraded to a regicide as he was a country's leader.

@Galvy_kun

Жыл бұрын

@@yourthoughtssuck that's very interesting and informative, thank you. I'll make sure not to kill anyone while committing a felony, then

12:37 Since Chantel is also trapping the policemen in the cell, and it seems to become locked, it is also three counts of attempted unlawful imprisonment of authority, but not the actual crime because they have keys to get out of the cell.

You could argue that dubois had to break the first window due to the fact that Alex directed her to the window and the alternative might have been to crash and fall to her death, but she had no excuse for breaking the wall and second window

6:55 You left out several of the Dragons Valka rescued that had been injured from Drago’s traps. One Dragon lost its leg, another had its wing torn up, and another was blinded and left to die. There’s likely even more injured Dragons, but you should add those three additional confirmed accounts of animal abuse to his charges.

@gamelord1202

Жыл бұрын

And those that we saw on the back getting trapped

@LilaKim08

Жыл бұрын

considering the amount of dragon hunters and trappers that exist all over their world, plus people who just hunt them for sport, you can't blame it all on Drago

@Laserbeak316

Жыл бұрын

@@LilaKim08 I’m not, just the ones that were caused either by him or people working for him. Heck I might as well include the shit that Drago’s former apprentice Krogan did in the Race to the Edge series. Capturing and torturing dragons, forcing Singetail dragons into flying around him and his men, and nearly killing a Titanwing Dramillion (which was basically an endangered species) just to name a few things.

@cozplaylab

Жыл бұрын

He also branded a dude

I gotta say, drago is the only villain from a kids movie that still gives me shivers to this day.

10:26 The way how Dubois gives Melvin the death stare while causaully running through glass and concrete is hilarious. 😂

0:01 hello timed

The voice over adds context and info but honestly it was funnier without it. Just the clip being interrupted with the clang and the crime they just committed cracked me up each time.

@turtlepack2023

Жыл бұрын

I agree. I guess it depends on the type of content he wants to go for. Maybe he'll find a good balance?

@wolfofumbra8332

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@realmousait

Жыл бұрын

@@turtlepack2023 KZread said my videos were too much like a compilation so that's why it was added. I try to mix it up so some have voiceovers and some don't

@dylanzlol7293

Жыл бұрын

well, the vineboom sound effects remain funny tho

@GokuFan5000

Жыл бұрын

i think he can still add the voice over after that so it keeps its humor and will keep it in line with youtubes BS

10:27 she had no choice to enter the building because she was swung through the window.

the time Drago killed that other chief would of counted not as regicide, it would be counted as involuntary manslaughter because he didn't mean to kill the chief

For drago you could also take into account the fact that is the dragon riders series ( Race to the edge) he is the one paying for many people to murder hiccup and the dragon riders, the stealing of the bewilder beast egg and attempting the destruction of berk and other islands . All of this should end up giving him a few death penalties

Reading about the rock throwing incident made me sick to my stomach. They threw a 6 pound rock !! And they tried to get away with it too..sending texts like, "We could go to prison for life for this, everyone lay low and no one rat us out!" and "No one saw us, if everyone shuts up we won't get caught." These boys made four children fatherless.

DuBois is one of my favorite villains for how seriously she takes her job and what amazing feats she pulls off just trying to chase these animals. No matter how illegal all of them were, you can't help but respect her.

@DoubtlessCar0

Жыл бұрын

they would give her the death sentence and she would kill Satan and mount him on her wall before breaking through death and coming back to Earth.

@Banana-xk1gs

Жыл бұрын

She's an unstoppable force and the manifestation of chaos

@danielllitpek2014

Жыл бұрын

One of them is completely legal, as a citizen from inside the European Shengen area, she had all the the right to cross those specific borders wherever, whenever and however she wanted without going through control (obviously the way she did was illegal, but it was for other reasons)

@SamuraiVertHD

Жыл бұрын

True

@avaracicot5063

Жыл бұрын

@@danielllitpek2014 I was looking for someone who would make this point. My family and I have crossed from France, to Monaco and Italy countless times just for groceries. There's mostly just tolls.

Why is it considered high treason at 7:22? Drago's hunting tribe is technically an enemy nation so he is waging war, not betraying Berk. Unless in the video the assumption is that Berk has territorial claims all the way to Drago's hunting base, which wouldn't make sense as Hiccup and the other riders only just discovered it. We also learn that the dragon hunters had been operating in this area for a while before they were discovered in HTTYD: Race to the Edge, so if anything Berk is the agressor as Berk is invading their territory.

I be binge watching these kinds of videos.

7:36 I’m sorry I can’t handle the fact that drago’s way of summoning his “alpha” bewilderbeast is him just screaming in the air while waving his weapon

@AfrosCanBeCool

Жыл бұрын

He’s using a bull hook which both serves as a weapon and a control

@mathieujoubert7178

Жыл бұрын

@@AfrosCanBeCool got it

@KuromiScarlet5030

Жыл бұрын

You have a chance to Backstab him while he calling his alpha

@taramaforhaikido7272

Жыл бұрын

Alphas don't actually exist anyway. That's people assuming aniamsl do "ranks". They don't. The reality is the strong get weaker and the weaker become stronger. Just like people do. So things shift and control shifts in turn. It's not "ranked". Who's really in charge anyway? The one that lies around and seems weak that has learned to handle more, or the one that is doing all the work having yet to know weakness and pain? Drago is the kind of person that knows that weakness and pain to that extent. Thus why he's not afraid of anything before him.

@obolstudios5154

2 ай бұрын

Autistic children when they find a stick: (I’m autistic so I know what I’m talking About)

Drago killing the entire village could be considered genocide depending on if the villagers would be considered their own people's group.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

And if he committed mass property damage as well, it could be counted as domestic terrorism, which would give him _another_ death penalty

@Mark-in8ju

Жыл бұрын

Most villages were ethnically homogenous.

@dracothewarrior4316

Жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 At the end, you can clearly see that he did indeed cause mass property damage, so yeah

@juanamariaacevedo7760

Жыл бұрын

That’s true..

DuBois: Walks on screen MOUSAIT: Poaching, !

bro this is amazing.

For Drago, shouldn't he also get an attempted murder charge for trying to kill Hiccup (when Stoick intervenes, earning him the regicide charge), and attempted mass murder for the Berkians that managed to escape the ice?

@juanamariaacevedo7760

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he should! But he included only Genocide because he giggled when Stoick died, that means he wanted to kill botj

You can forgive Chantel DuBois for the first window breaking and trespassing as it wasn't her fault because Alex swung her into that but the other walls and last window breaking was indeed her fault

@cosmicredeemer3109

7 ай бұрын

But she would have to serve her sentence since it’s reasonable

@0SC2

4 ай бұрын

@@cosmicredeemer3109That is the opposite of the meaning of this comment.

The best part about the Red Death scene in the movie, is that the song John Powell composed for it is named "Battling the Green Death"

The flash back to Humpty with the sound vine boom was hilarious, as soon as I saw bro rise out of her dress, I was crying 😂😂😂

This is honestly a really great series, thanks Mousait! Really great, and I like how the voice over goes into a bit more detail as well, huzzah!

@danmorseson627

Жыл бұрын

I agree, it’s an entertaining yet unique series and the voice over adds character. I wouldn’t be surprised if we eventually got If Heroes Were Charged For Their Crimes. Keep up the good work Mousait.

@Thunderblock7889

Жыл бұрын

Shoudnt the Red Death be excluded? Considering its a regular animal that is not aware of how its actions affect others?

Dragon: *tries to bite someone* MOUSAIT: Yep, that's a life sentence.

@rayanderson5797

Жыл бұрын

I'd bet that falls into a similar category as, like, when a trained fighter punches someone. I've been told that if you have certain training, punching someone goes from 'assault and battery' to 'assault with a deadly weapon'.

@Ratchet_TFP

8 ай бұрын

For Some States: That's DEATH SENTENCE

I absolutely love this for the reason mainly being that I want to see villain's get judged for their actions.

List of Death Sentences for each Villain: 1. Humpty Dumpty = Boil him, Crack him like an 🥚, & scramble his 🧠! You can also give him, the Midas Touch!! 2. Red Death = Feed him a nuclear 💣! 3. Drago Bludvist = Hang him, Freeze him, or Burn him alive!!! 4. Chantel DuBois = Pretending once again, Firing Squad!

I love how you did the shock noise everytime humpty is seen stalking puss. It wasn't needed but it added to the video immensely lmao.

@juanamariaacevedo7760

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

12:00 i have to complaint: in Italy, Assaulting an publice Officer, you get a sentence from 6 month to 3 Years! So in this case you have to give her 9 years!

8:36 that's conquers haki 😭

Real quick: On DuBois' wall of trophies, there are at least three domesticated animals (A poodle, what looks like a pug, and what I'm assuming is some sort of domesticated feline at the top). Which means she either, in order of horrible actions: caught and "euthanized" strays, caught and "euthanized" pets, or *bought* some of those animals just to have them on her wall. Also, interfering with the circus act at the end could have put performers and the audience in danger, and she's *definitely* acting outside her jurisdiction in following the animals to Rome.