If Cupid was Asian
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A nice Grandma asked me what I was training for in the park. What should I have said....
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The Steven he gigachad music is actually Bret’s attempt at funk music. Check the video by twoset violin.
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
AYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO I can't believe you recognized that
@megan_l_yt
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeHAHA YES
@D1N0-_-
3 ай бұрын
Uhhmmmmm actually it’s writen as phonk ☝🤓🤯😂🤯😎
@megan_l_yt
3 ай бұрын
Every single one of those videos of Eddy and Brett producing music put me on the floor
@erikchun93
3 ай бұрын
phonk*
"Kevin watches Netflix, Emily also watches Netflix, I see a $17/month savings here." That's the most Asian thing I've ever heard, and I'm Asian.
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
Welcome to failure management
@Majarn
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeIs that an acting schoo-
@michaelcardona2074
3 ай бұрын
same
@bl3343
3 ай бұрын
Another option would be to date someone who has a different streaming service. That way, you both get two streaming services for the price of one.
@antimime666
3 ай бұрын
Nah, the most Asian thing would be to pirate and pay $0/month
Steven's Asian-ness is so majestic that he can use chopsticks to use a phone💀
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
yall can't?!
@jackdiaz5616
3 ай бұрын
He can use chopsticks and make anything Asian. "Drinking a glass of water with chopsticks saves 20% on your gas bill, you should try it out lah"
@reaganmonkey8
3 ай бұрын
Yes. I was about to mention that.
@ntrg3248
3 ай бұрын
I'm to much of a failure @@StevenHe
@magnifriedisalive
3 ай бұрын
Wait we can with chop sticks ? @@StevenHe
1:11 Steven is an actor, has the whole year off... I lost it there, the self-roasting caught me off guard.
@barbh1
2 ай бұрын
50% divorce rate. That's One Night Stan.
“love is like the perfect merger, like how disney acquired marvel” that got me 💀
@sarvolfe6435
3 ай бұрын
That's the textbook example of an abusive relationship.
@orionakd
2 ай бұрын
Disney acquired marvel And then they went down together and couldn't get away from each other. They can only go to the grave together. Oh my god .....
@The0fficialGigabyte
2 ай бұрын
@@orionakdur thinking what im thinking my friend
@Sphendrana
2 ай бұрын
I really want them to divorce, they're terrible around each other.
@The0fficialGigabyte
2 ай бұрын
@@Sphendrana agreed
"my arrows don't just bring love, they also bring joint tax benefits" that one actually had me dying
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
yes the real important stuff
@gracefulgamer5578
3 ай бұрын
Why I got married 😌 (jk but I mean, it does help 🤷🏼♀️😂)
@nicolaecalin4217
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeindeed
@jaywinters6010
3 ай бұрын
Don't die, you'll lose out on the tax benefits
"Santa delivers gifts, I deliver future... And discounts" 😂😂😂😂
@nerso1234
2 ай бұрын
Why'd Steven deleted his comment in mine
“My arrows don’t just bring love. THEY ALSO BRING JOINT TAX BENEFITS”😂
@SamuelDancingGallew
2 ай бұрын
Why do I hear the second half in an uncontrollable gremlin voice on the verge of unstoppable laughter?
It's not "love at first sight" it's "initially optimized compatibility" got me rolling on the floor
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
It's all about math
@fondzendzefhorace6483
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nicolaecalin4217
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHemath indeed
@Rosawyn
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe I actually read an article just the other day that said that "love at first sight" *is* in fact a subconscious compatibility optimization calculation our brains are doing. Apparently there have been recent scientific studies on this.
@emilyparnell4661
3 ай бұрын
@@Rosawyn Interesting, could you link the study? I'd like to read it.
“ben is british, alex is a dentis-“ *i lost it.*
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
shhhhh..... I don/t think most people got that one
@cyrilespejo
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHegotchu
@Madiannereid
3 ай бұрын
I CACKLED
@Chas-OTE
3 ай бұрын
That went over my head, but you caught it 😂
@frankwest018
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:42 That split-second timing, as the thrown phone gives its final death yell (*plop* as it hits the ground)--perfect for Valentine's Day. 💘
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
That’s all Megan 😂
@random22026
3 ай бұрын
I swear, that woman is GOOD! (As are you, mate--guaranteed high-larity ensues!) Love from England! 👋🏻💓@@StevenHe
"Has a master's degree. Very nice. ...in film. What da hail" Got me laughing hard 😂
"Steven is an actor. Has the whole year off." Wait, so Steven's dad runs Failure Management's Cat Cafe, provides repairman therapy, built Beijing Corn, *and* brings singles together? Your move, Timmy's dad.
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
AYYYYY so glad you've been enjoying the mini skits over on the shorts page
@omarbassam6941
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHeWho wouldn’t enjoy comedy gold like that, or this “Jerry right there is training for balls of steel”
@bobli840
3 ай бұрын
Whole year off? I think you must mean he's unemployed XD
@SoDakJason
3 ай бұрын
@@bobli840 I think "failure" covers that. :D
@omarbassam6941
3 ай бұрын
@@SoDakJason Nah, the correct term is “Actor”
"50% divorce rate? Dats not me, dats Stan." Absolute madman.
@sukriyeesrasezgin3598
3 ай бұрын
🤣
@jmeow1598
3 ай бұрын
HELP I THOUGHT IT WAS SATANN
@TimmyGC
2 ай бұрын
@@jmeow1598still accurate 😹
@jmeow1598
2 ай бұрын
@@TimmyGC OhmiArchon lol
The other people in that park must be so confused!
@Ember-iz3pi
Ай бұрын
Yes
The tree scene.🤣🤣 1:54 I actually thought you were in that tree.🤣🤣
His face when the 50% divorce hit 😂, he backpedaled so hard he ended up in Rome
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
all roads leads back to roma
@kziila0244
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe “ROMA!” - \ô/ Guess the reference. Hint: Gacha
@VintageCardinal
3 ай бұрын
stats not true btw
@anotterwithaphone3077
3 ай бұрын
@@kziila0244 Hetalia?
@kziila0244
3 ай бұрын
@@anotterwithaphone3077 Romululs from Fate Grand Order
1:20 "George is a tiktoker, Chris is also unemployed" Lol These jokes just get wilder every second 💀
“One night Stan” got me rolling on the floor
0:49 YESSSSS!!!! EXTRA POINTS 🤣🤣
Steven's ability to juggle multiple roles is truly impressive. From running a cat cafe to providing repairman therapy, building Beijing Corn, and playing matchmaker, he's a real multitasking pro! Your move, Timmy's dad.
@OneREmixDude274
3 ай бұрын
a verified youtuber!!! 😱😱
@A_GodApple
3 ай бұрын
bro looks like he's 12
@benskev
3 ай бұрын
FUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Timmy was doing that while learning the piano at age 5. He is also director of Home Channel and Beijing Torn, the number 1 demolition company in all of China. Timmy also invented the cure for Covid while studying for his Law degree from Harvard. Your move, Steven's dad.
@lastnamefirstname8655
3 ай бұрын
that's not steven, that's steven's dad. recognize the difference in success. steven still failure.
@The-Epic-clone-royal-flower
3 ай бұрын
☠️☠️☠️ He’s funny
“You can’t put a price on love. I can.” Damn that opening was fire. Already glued
@Ember-iz3pi
Ай бұрын
Me too
1:01 That merger was not good. Disney acquiring Marvel got Spectacular Spider-Man cancelled!
"They also bring joint tax benefits" That sounds like a deal to me.
One night Stan is a truly "sorry children" moment💀
@verentyee5413
3 ай бұрын
Yes, I thought that exact same thing!😆😂
@benjielnguyen1661
3 ай бұрын
i googled the thing
@443MoneyTrees
3 ай бұрын
Oh now I get the name lol
@YashvardhanMemoryTricks
3 ай бұрын
Ahh yes uncle roger
@richardmahn7589
3 ай бұрын
@@443MoneyTrees And do you get the comment that Stan....One night Stans...are to blame for divorce? heh
You can`t put a price on love, I can - very wise words from Steven he
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
that's my job as Asian Cupid
@Toto_ghost
3 ай бұрын
AAAAAA MAA STEVEN HE COMMENTED
@Pufferloxol
3 ай бұрын
Exactly
The "A good entrepreneur knows their markets" bit got me good
“Steven is an actor, he has the whole year off” Has me rolling xD
Steven: *appears* Cupid: You want me to help you find your soulmate? I help those who look like Ryan Gosling. You look like Ryan from accounting.
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
nice
@trevandrea8909
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
Just remember, he had to go out in public with this goofy-ah bow, make drawings in the dirt, do random yoga, and deliver these voicelines
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
a grandma asked me what I was training for. I said I make videos on the internet
@valvinny9547
3 ай бұрын
LoL@@StevenHe
@lazy_bt
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe im honestly glad you told her the truth 😊 couldve said smth more "serious" but just saying what you were actually doing is nice! maybe you showed her your channel so she knows what youre all about and spread the word -for more subscribers?- 👀
@ZhangtheGreat
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe Your grandma must be disappointed in you for not having a real job
@makaumulli8778
3 ай бұрын
You forgot hugging a tree... The zoom-out caught me by surprise 😂😂😂
The laying across the rock like Patrick from SpongeBob killed me. 😂🤣❤
“Watches anime… EXTRA POINTS!” Got me rolling
asian cupid is really just a financial professional half naked, holding a red bow and arrow.
@Prof_Lithium
3 ай бұрын
You mean red bow and chopsticks?
@cyrilespejo
3 ай бұрын
yes, my bad.@@Prof_Lithium
@cyrilespejo
3 ай бұрын
@@Prof_Lithiumah yes.
Not him running with a handmade cupid arrow. I am dead💀💀. Also the Chopsticks
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
that bow actualy broke by the end of the shoot because I put it around my torso. I was too thick
@ryukihagane7211
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe The bow couldn't handle your "Asian-ness" 💀
Imagine just having a walk and you randomly see Steven doing random shit🤣💀🤣💀
1:16 plot twist: william is purple guy
Why did I laugh so hard at a tax benefits joke?! You’re amazing, Steven
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
yo that's the actual important part
'Chris is also unemployed!'. ..Stop attacking me, man. :D
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
HAHAAAAAAAAA sorry about that
@masterridley8593
2 ай бұрын
As a wise man once said: "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" :)
@Ember-iz3pi
Ай бұрын
@@masterridley8593 yessir
The joy at being able to "reset" his writing in dirt🤣
One Night Stan is such a genuinely good joke that i'm surprised I've never heard before...
the random asian grandma tai chi with the bow and arros got me 💀💀
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
an actual grandma in the park asked me what I was training for
@MoragOctober
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe I would have loved to hear that conversation, it sounds adorable! XD
@nicolaecalin4217
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHelol
"Ben is British" Ah yes, fantastic career choice
0:58 is that "I have the power of Anime on my side" pose😂😂
I like how Steven flexes his kung fu moves in public in this scene 0:53 he’s so majestic, he’s literally the best Asian ever ❤
“I deliver future and discounts” thats the best line Edit1: holy 150likes?! Edit2: wow 290likes?! Edit3: wow299likes Edit4: nooo because i edited i lost the like that steven gave me😢 Edit5: holy shet 305 likes!!
@annelim9552
3 ай бұрын
Omg this is the most likes i’ve ever gotten tysm guys
"Kevin watches netflix, Emily also watches Netflix, I see a $17/month savings here." LOL
The passers by be like 😂
I can’t imagine what everyone in that park is thinking as he films his videos😂😂😂😂
One night Stan is that one dad who left to get milk for his children, but he never came back. Oh wait..💀
Steven casually posing in a public area not giving a damn about what people think is one of the most wholesome things I've seen on yt. :D
0:14 "it's not love at first sight, it's _initially optimised compatibility_ " 😂😂😂
I almost spit out my drink when he said his arrow gives tax benefits! 😂 XD
Cupid, using chopsticks as arrows? Genius!
Bros the kind of person you don't hope to get at your company, always trying to max his skills 🗿
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
Whole skill tree unlocked
@venator-fb7yy
3 ай бұрын
Give him the hardest jobs and watch them get done so fast and efficiently that you'd think he used a cheat code!😂
Bro can’t find arrows so he gets chopsticks Bruh😂😂😂😂
"santa delivers gifts, i deliver futures" The best damn quote i've heard on this platform
Hearing Brett's junglefonk at 1:32 is just the cherry on top!
@megan_l_yt
3 ай бұрын
YES! You noticed! - Editor Megan
@stubbornegg1
3 ай бұрын
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS I thought I was losing it when I first heard it 🤣
1:26 The one night Stan joke got me🤣🤣🤣💔
Steven’s Asian accent, piano talent, inspiration to me, and acting are the definition of perfect😂
"Is a kindness TikTok - What da hail" Got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣
"My arrow don't only bring love but joint taax benefits" , I am dead 💀
1:41 Arrow Pull Out Game is strong
“Black Friday” THE IMAGE LMFAOOO
Cupid's such a genius. Two on two makes one bros!
Hearing charlie brown's teacher call him out on the divorce rate killed me laughing
@megan_l_yt
3 ай бұрын
Charlie Brown’s teacher >>> - Editor Megan
Jordan & William - Politician & Priest 🤦🏽♂️🤣☠️
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
shhhh.... I thinkt that flew above most people's heads
you should have told her you were becoming cupid
Imagine just how many times he got stuck in that bow! 😂😂😂
So many good jokes, I can't! "One-Night Stan" actually broke me hahaha!
YOO did you just used brett's jungle phonk for 1:32 ?? 😂😂
@luvtsv._
3 ай бұрын
Calling for twosetters loll
@megan_l_yt
3 ай бұрын
YES! It was too good of an opportunity to pass up! - Editor Megan
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
AYYOOOOOO NO WAY YOU RECOGNIZED THAT
@luvtsv._
3 ай бұрын
@@megan_l_yt wahh try to use the other brett's masterpiece! 😂 maybe the "relaxing" lofi 🤣
@luvtsv._
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe with the power of ling ling!!
0:24 *I'm using this as my wall paper*
"Santa Delivers PResents i deliver a future and a discound got me laugthing so hard i through up
The only downside of love is the cost… your bank account.
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
ha that's why my arrows brings tax benefits
Steven's dad: "back in my day cupid wasn't invented yet"
@Ember-iz3pi
Ай бұрын
Nah it would be like: back in my day, I was Cupid
@Ember-iz3pi
Ай бұрын
Nah it would be: back in my day, I was Cupid
“She watches anime…EXTRA POINTS” got me to the floor-
1:59 Lmfao how tf did you even get that bow in there!? 😂
Whats your job? "Comparing cousin"
0:41 Phone: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
@greenpotato8744
3 ай бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Pretty sure Steven got the bow stuck on his head half way through.
0:48 got me hahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
I’m sorry, it’s the opening stomping sequence for me 💀
@valteavaluespautu4080
3 ай бұрын
The Cupid be like: Oh wait you dha ugly boy huh 😂
@ArthurMetalHead
3 ай бұрын
Hi happy valentine day
@Sryaners
3 ай бұрын
Lol
@Ben_B.826
3 ай бұрын
Lol
ONE NIGHT STAN LETS GO😂😂
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
I haven't met him yet, wasn't popular enough
@CatBloxClassic
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe lol haha thx for replying
Imagine getting graded by Cupid, I’m getting straight F’s
You’ll notice the park goers don’t even react anymore 😂
Me on Valentines: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE😂😂
@John_1_18
2 ай бұрын
I hear that with stevens voice xD
Also Cupid Steven: I have a pineapple; I have a pen *shrugs* You see Lah?
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
HA
Other people in the park have free entertainment. 🤣
I like how the opening poses are basically just "Hawkeye if you got him off wish."
Yo the little bow around his neck 😂😂😂
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
the bow actually broke because my torso was too thick
The elegant movements of the rare asian cupid
Asian Cupid:"Nah I'd win"
I love how no one even seems to notice this going on, they’re just so used to his chaos.
Steven mastered the Arts of chopsticks that he can use it on his phone
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
yall dont'?!
@NuclearNeutron9
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe I'm not Asian, I don't have the power of rice in my soul...
@ElsaW10
3 ай бұрын
@@StevenHe OFC I do, I asian 😆
2:04 Wait... is Stephen trying to set himself up with Santa?? 😂
"watches Animes ..EXTRA POINTS" hahaha that got me 😂
Cupid more like stoopid😂
1:06 Wait, I thought she had a lamb
How is your script writing so good! I love how witty your videos are as well as slapstick humor.
@StevenHe
3 ай бұрын
thank you so much!
As I do kung fu I can confirm those moves were completely real
I now have the urge to watch random things being crushed by a hydraulic press.