My favorite comedian. He's the best. So funny and without relying on dirty jokes and profanity. So refreshing and original.

@amehka5416

3 жыл бұрын

Rubbish!!!

@reggieoverton4437

3 жыл бұрын

I LOVE JIM...HE IS SOOOOOOOOO SILLY...👍👍👍👊👊👊👏👏👏👏🤗🤗🤗😜😜😜😝😝😝😂😂😂😅😅😅😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗

@eb_tigers0775

2 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/p46Y2I-NpMyzm8o.html

@joyparrilla5939

2 жыл бұрын

Rabbit

@joyparrilla5939

2 жыл бұрын

🤑

I’m Dutch and I love Jim.

@l.french5557

Жыл бұрын

Do we have to split your comment ? 😉

"Björn Borg Björn Borg!?" I was in stitches.

@druidus

3 жыл бұрын

Bear fortress, bear fortress.

@eponymous_graphics

3 жыл бұрын

here here !

@annikamyren3026

3 жыл бұрын

@Nelson Robert Willis There were 2 Björn and 1 Anne-frid and 1 Agneta..

@cherylhurst7093

3 жыл бұрын

That was hysterical.

My favorite thing about his standup is he comes with his own heckler.

@503945158

4 жыл бұрын

I love you doggie

@odtuhan

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yes!

@eponymous_graphics

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's funny when he critiques himself and grades poorly. Thumbs up #227

@LtColShingSides

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucien Cameron thanks lol her name is Lola. She's my 7 year old red nose Pitbul

@lulufavs4519

3 жыл бұрын

Love that other voice! Funny!

*”CaN i BrInG SouP oN tHe PLaaaNEE?”* Gets me every time 😂

We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.. I’m Dutch and I love Jim..

“It’s not that we’re dumb we’re just not that interested.” 😂

@NicoleDeandrea

Ай бұрын

For real 😂😂😂

"I speak English--the language Jesus spoke" 🤣I did a spit take with my morning coffee! My dog loved it!🤣

Jim touches many emotions… he’s a American comedian with a clean heart ❤️. Thanks again

As a swiss-american, living in Amsterdam, this bit went straight to my heart. Thank for the daily posting during the pandemic!! ❤️

@MrOvlov02

Жыл бұрын

canadians dont like americans

Jim Gaffigan is like rice cakes.... You start out thinking, what the hell am I eating? But, before you know it, the bag is empty and you've gone through two shows!!

@jaimebarba2814

Жыл бұрын

Nope

One of my favorite comedians. Hes capable of cracking you up without being too crude. Classy dude.

"Do you speak English?" "*click* *click*" I lost it

I don’t know how you come up with so much quality material. I love your work, Jim!

@jimgaffigan

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much!

@jternesto1981

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimgaffigan ALL of your material is good, one of the few comedians that's always funny!

@Ruylopez778

4 жыл бұрын

It's stolen from the Dutch, that's why he has such an anti-Dutch act

@dianemoonstone4715

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ruylopez778 : 😄😄😄

@aleynamutlu4206

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ruylopez778 huh ?

We NEED you back on the road Jim! We need this.

When he made the robot sounds to avoid being caught as an American.... that one got me good.

@jeffcampbell668

4 жыл бұрын

LOL! I chuckled for 5 minutes after that one too, and I'm canadian. Still am very happy that the U.S. is my neighbor. Peace.

@Custerd1

4 жыл бұрын

I do the same thing. I speak enough Russian that I can alienate anyone.

@injunsun

3 жыл бұрын

That wasn't robot, it was a spoof on the South African languages that have hard to pronounce clicks in them, such as the San. Those are like trying to say a "k" sound, but in the back of your throat, while breathing in.

@REM1956

2 жыл бұрын

@@injunsun Your post is WAY over most folks head. Just what I was thinking. IMO made even funnier, as Jim is so pale skinned.

When I’m down I’ll watch Gaffigan. Even if I’ve seen a particular performance a thousand times, it’s always hilarious and brings me out of the doldrums. He’s a genius. 😄

This man is a life saver

I’m dutch and i’m full of emotions😉,especially when i watch your shows!!!🙋🏼‍♀️😂🤪🤭😁😏🙃

"Too soon, it was only 2 thousand years ago." Hahaha

Take a shot every time he heckles himself!!! 🥂

The funniest part was where he said "The Canadians like us". I almost choked on my maple syrup cus I was laughing so hard.

@98triffid

4 жыл бұрын

You may not love us personally but what is your alternative? You are a free country but don't imagine your 3 patrol boats and 5 ice breaker ships are any deterrent at all. What is a deterrent is history. France helped free us. Not everyone remembers that but some do.

@mariacheebandidos7183

4 жыл бұрын

@Memes how about when foreigners watch American comedy shows, movies, stand up... (all laced with sarcasm, irony...) and then go to the comments to say it'd be nice if Americans understand irony.

@98triffid

3 жыл бұрын

@Des Prenty my key point was one sentence long and I led with it. I read most of what you had to say but I may have nodded off after page 2.

@jsghetler

3 жыл бұрын

@@98triffid lol trust me, Canada is fine without you guys. Because other countries don’t wanna bomb us.

@yoda5280

3 жыл бұрын

Doctor Smith Youre absolute cringe.

I appreciate how you can do jokes about anything/ anyone with tact .

Mothers Day morning with a coffee and Jim...best way to start the day... in Canada! Take care 🇨🇦 ❤️

@christicrenshaw2772

4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Happy Mothers day.

@canadianperspective3731

4 жыл бұрын

Stay safe and well neighbour 🇨🇦

@t.johnson2966

4 жыл бұрын

Happy Mothers Day! Cheers from Vancouver Island. Take care!

@kjo9982

4 жыл бұрын

Same! In Canada too :)

@ericag5346

4 жыл бұрын

@Tyrone Notwatson I can assure you her life doesn't suck as much as yours...

I love Jim's stand-up. He was a hoot on That 70's Show.

Omg. I was in a bad mood. Thank you Jim 😄 🤣 😂

I find you hysterically funny every single time I listen to you. You’re so perceptive into the heart of people everywhere

For an American to talk like that. Brilliant !

This guy is hilarious makes my soul feel good

It's not that we're dumb... Just not that interested!! 😂😂😂

@canadianperspective3731

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Connor And then you go abroad. And leave everyone with the distinct impression you are “under educated.”

@alexconnor7733

4 жыл бұрын

@@canadianperspective3731 I've been "abroad" and learned Canadians are pompous and it's easy to be that way with America protecting you. I was also quoting Jim Gaffigan. I thought it was pretty funny and still do

@brianborell4469

4 жыл бұрын

@John Bigbooty Uh, no. Canadians are way more literate than the average American, look it up. FWIW I'm an American. 🙄

@alandgomez5905

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I think overall we're pretty dumb lol. Nothing like the current admin. to showcase this.

@shirleypena4133

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianborell4469 No they are not. There is nothing to look up. Go there, talk to the people of Canada, and you will see that they are no more literate than Americans...unless those Americans just arrived from Mexico.

Best comedian in the universe.

2 жыл бұрын

You could consult other planets to make that statement.

funniest guy ever !! "Hot pockets " is forever etched in my mind !

@stikcler

4 жыл бұрын

And "Pale Force".

@thenatureboybh9148

4 жыл бұрын

Caliente pockets

@jacksons1010

3 жыл бұрын

Bacon-filled Hot Pockets.

@nicolekirkland86

3 жыл бұрын

I've never been able to NOT say it like that after hearing him say "hot pocket " . It just comes naturally to say it like that now🤣🤣🤣

@robinkrieger8003

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes !

I like how he can make humor out of almost anything his range is incredible and he's clean I mean he just kind of makes the other comedians look well let's just say he's really talented I'll leave it at that

Jim hits it out of the park on every special he does. And he reads comments too!!!

I laughed so hard and now I’m hungry for garlic bread.

I just want to give a shout out to France! I don't speak French, except a few food words and phrases I remembered from high school French class too long ago to mention. But everywhere we went, this was in 2016, my friend and I were met with support and kindness. I expected rude waiters (the stereotype) and instead it felt like we were treated like long-lost friends. This happened in Paris and in the countryside and we are two middle-aged women, so this wasn't about that. We even had people helping us with our ridiculous oversized suitcases up the subway stairs! Will never pack that much again, not will I ever take the subway from the airport to Paris again. But that's what happens when you are new to international travel or much travel at all for that matter. At one point, one suitcase got stuck in the ticket counters that was dedicated just for this. A woman flew up on the counter and pushed the suitcase free with us pulling as well. Then she jumped down and kept going without any sticking around to be thanked. She felt like a superhero to me. Oh my friend was sick and getting worse on this day, so we needed all the help we could get. And finally, we also had German tourists help us in a village where no one spoke English. Cliff notes: Learn some French, pack light, and dress nicely.

OMG! Had me laughing out loud! I don't fly much, so when a friend took me to the Orlando airport, to fly back home (drove to FL the week before), I was a little nervous waiting in the line to go thru the security check, and did ask the person behind me a question. After getting thru security, I felt "o.k., now just find my gate, no problem", but when I went down the corridor that takes you to the train, with the rest of the crowd, I got nervous, thinking, "Shoot, he didn't tell me I'd be taking a train, I hope this is right". (My hometown airport is not nearly as big as Orlando's). Got on the train, looked out the window, and said out loud "OMG, is this train headed for the parking lot?" The guy next to me explained that we were headed to the terminal, and as it turned out, we were headed in the same direction. He kind of took me under his wing. I felt sooo embarrassed, not to mention stupid! I felt not only like I came from some other planet, but also like a child from another planet! If Jim Gaffigan was there, he would have had me dying of laughter!

@priscilaassis5704

4 жыл бұрын

Ohio Hiker to be fair it’s a really big airport!! Also, no two are alike. I felt incredibly lost in Atlanta and LAX because the airports are as big as some cities I’ve been to!

@linshanhsiang

4 жыл бұрын

@@priscilaassis5704 Or SeaTac (Seattle Tacoma)!

Loved it Jim & Jeannie! And Happy Mother's Day to Jeannie - we can tell you're an awesome mom!

@jimgaffigan

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much!

I'm not ready for this kind of commitment lol

Great job Jim. Big fan from 🇨🇦. Yup. ✌️

Laughter is the best medicine! Go, Dr. Jim! Thank you for the healing!!

I want an entire set done with his disgruntled audience member voice

@mlsaulnier

4 жыл бұрын

sometimes its close lol

@jennymcmillin5668

4 жыл бұрын

Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico Inspired! 🤣🤣😂👍

@eponymous_graphics

3 жыл бұрын

cell phone ring dial ! thumbs up #231 EDIT with the movie line from silence of the lambs, "it's puts the lotions in the *effen* basket!" tagged for momz.

@relaxed_str8891

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know if I could handle it😂

@reggieoverton4437

3 жыл бұрын

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need some laughter right now. Jim always provides the chuckles. And no profanity 👍

Have to see you live when all this is over. I love your style and jokes. Thanks for the vid.

You make my day...thank you for always making me laugh

You, sir, are the ultimate Inappropriate Traveler! Thanks for being so hilarious. Cheers!

Happy Mother's Day, Ms Jeannie 💐 Happy Birthday, Katie 🌹🎂🍦🎁🎉 Happy Sunday, Gaffigans ❤

His other people voices are hilarious!!

‘ do I have heroin on me? I may have accidentally packed some’ hilarious 😂

As a Canadian, I just want to let you know that there's a very important difference between "liking Americans and "tolerating" them. We're a polite people.

@bnbcraft6666

3 жыл бұрын

Except for French Canadians right

@CDuff86

3 жыл бұрын

@@bnbcraft6666 ah, you found the exception to the rule haha

@bnbcraft6666

3 жыл бұрын

@@CDuff86 Jim Gaffigan made a joke about that in his latest special, when french canadians say "I'm sorry" it's followed by "that you're so stupid"

@CDuff86

3 жыл бұрын

@b carb close enough for me. Howdy neighbour. I'll hop in the canoe and bring you some Timmies

@moniquehuchet3646

3 жыл бұрын

Americans are the loud ones

I used to think that the Parable of the loaves and fishes was a miracle until I was in college and grocery shopping for myself and realized that Campbells can get ten thousand cans of noodle soup from one chicken.

He would be hysterical to live with! Love his humor.

Jim, this is the funniest set of yours I've ever seen. I'll expect more now...

I so enjoy listening to Jim. He is so naturally funny. He's Swedish decent like me, and I'm "beyond pale" too!

@jumpinjojo

4 жыл бұрын

He’s *of Swedish decent.

Love the heckler voice! Funny!

jims always got the best addidas on

That was the best impersonation of jesus I've ever seen Spot on

Brilliant. Clean. Sharp. He’s like what the Sun would be if it went human. Keep it coming!

Jim's a Genius Comedian, top 5 Imo, if not the best...

I'm so looking forward to seeing Jim here in St. Louis in October, taking my mom, who loves him too :)

Waking up to Jim on Mother's day while my children hang off me like little monkeys...Perfect!😉😁 Happy Mother's Day to all my other mommas out there!

Best comedian out there.

Best comedian. One of my all time favorite

“Boom! Pretzel bread. Boom! Garlic knots... Boom! Stuffed melon bun

Gaffigan is fun. He's not trying to delve into politics or world view. Man you get a break from all that and just have fun...

@hoosierpitcrew9011

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah. Maybe you just wasn't listening. He did. You just don't think you've heard it is all. If you don't know what brings us down as humans, how can you recognize it in speech you hear. smh

@JWPshenigans

3 жыл бұрын

Until now

@matsfreedom

3 жыл бұрын

Lately, he's turned off half of his audience.

@Aethelia

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think half of his audience was made up of fascists, he'll be fine.

@einundsiebenziger5488

2 жыл бұрын

@@hoosierpitcrew9011 ... you weren't* listening ...

Just as funny as the first time...now where's my wooden shoe..

I love ur facial expressions! And ur Beyoncé formation moves hahaha

Already subscribed and I love it!

Makes my face hurt on how funny you are! Keep it up

You made my Mother’s Day! Thanks Jim 🌸

Yay!!! Saw this live and got a years worth of ab workouts just from laughing

Cinco was one of his best stand ups, think I've watched it 3 times

You're the best Jim, I can ALWAYS rely on you for a laugh any time of the day. I really appreciate your take on humor and you get it right all the time. Keep doing what your doing, expect not so many diarrhea jokes at live shows :)

Ty for making me laugh. The robot noises!! ❤️❤️❤️

Jim is my favorite comedian!

I sincerely love you Mr Gaffigan and your family ❤

Jesus spoke american. Wonderful!!

@williammcaleese2709

4 жыл бұрын

He was also the only white guy in the Middle East.

@revan0890

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm!

@williampeters5446

4 жыл бұрын

Petter Libell He said I speak English the Language Jesus spoke! not speak American!

@libell74

4 жыл бұрын

@@williampeters5446 I know. I just thought it was funny Americans think Jesus was a white italian-looking man in a bible-movie.

@kackerlakensalat

4 жыл бұрын

Song from the Mutton Birds (NZ) : Queen s English "The Queen's English was Good enough for Jesus Christ And it's good enough for me"

This man is so funny. I so love him. 👍

Duddddee you are sooo funny you actually know how to make religion funny you’re gifted brotha wow

Gosh. This guy is hilarious.

A: "Do you speak English ? " B: [glottal click] [glottal click] [raspberry soundx 3 > decrescendo] ... ingenius. I might have to use that one day ! Well done. I wonder if that was real Jim actually did that, i bet he did LOL. thumbs up. EDIT i'm saving this one to folder for party viewing ! DOUBLE EDIT (rare) I keep watching, so then ... his wife was a cab driver ! bah dum psht. great humor writing; among if not the best. END

Love your style JIM, thanks for the laughs

@jimgaffigan

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it

Bro I think you are my favorite comedian ever.

😂”It’s just like the Notebook”🤣

Keep up the great work Jimmy... Love it

Happy Mother's Day Jim! You always make my day.

“Let’s go buy an SUV (farm equipment)” said it all.

You are amazing, funny, thank you for the laughter Peace

I love this stand up. And there's actually a bit of theology in there referencing the nature of man, lol!

@donnamcgovern7282

3 жыл бұрын

I need to listen to you every day jim.great great great ! Keep up the good work!😘😘

DUDE! Love it when you mention Jesus, it's time...let Him out a bit more, you have good way of 'slipping Him in'

How did you *DO* that Jim? How on earth did you just make _pumpernickel_ the funniest word I've ever heard? Didn't just chuckle, giggle, or laugh out loud -- I cackled like a Disney cartoon witch! Bravo Maestro 👏

My favorite comedian :)

" Murder people." MY STOMACH HUUUURRRTS TOO MUCH LAUGHTEERRR😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😂😄😂😄

Thanks 😊 Jim!

Love him, he’s brilliant and funny and sweet

I love this guy!

Funny Stuff, Jim. Appreciate the Laughs throughout Quarantine

This was genuinely funny

I remember when I was taught the metric system in school. It is exactly how he says, there was a sense of urgency at first and a couple of years later "nevermind"

4:15 !...!...birb...birb...birb...birb...birb...birb... Biiiiirb... That was too damn cute, hahahahahaha...it never grow old to me.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣