This is the earliest I'll ever be Love you my lord

@ASLZMAKEZEDITZ

2 жыл бұрын

U gay bruh?!

@dinodimes2530

2 жыл бұрын

@@ASLZMAKEZEDITZ that isn’t gay he’s just saying he loves the vids lmfao

@dinodimes2530

2 жыл бұрын

@@katybr.09 lmfao

@-.-6900

2 жыл бұрын

@@ASLZMAKEZEDITZ Problem?

@ASLZMAKEZEDITZ

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry my bad u ain't gay

The first cop is a dad, he knew a ticket would do some damage, but letting mom in on it would do so much more lasting damage and you would remember it for years.

@revan4130

2 жыл бұрын

He's obviously lying

@xenomorph6807

2 жыл бұрын

@@revan4130 whos lying?

@aldenweaver8237

2 жыл бұрын

That and is it really worth it to go to court over a speeding ticket with a teenager when you could just call the mom and get a better lesson out of it

@aldenweaver8237

2 жыл бұрын

@@revan4130 what is your problem?

@thinker7938

2 жыл бұрын

@@aldenweaver8237 going 50 over is easily a potential felony, if not, tried for reckless driving,, especially in a suburbs where it took place. He could've been lying or telling the truth, but if he was truly going 71, in a 25. He got extremely EXTREMELY lucky.. couldve easily made his life significantly harder.

Officer: Take out your phone and call your mom. Milad: Just arrest me, please.

@assami253

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@DaddyM7MD

Жыл бұрын

he doesnt want the shaming to happen 🤣🤣

When an officer talks to your mom is worse than getting that ticket

@qabrona9776

2 жыл бұрын

My mom took my license from me when I was 18 for speeding lol

@puxilot4455

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vel_D Yea they can cancel it

@qabrona9776

2 жыл бұрын

@@Vel_D not legally but I just handed it over as a sign of respect, but no they can't cancel it

@qbdf

2 жыл бұрын

Same as me but its my professor/teacher.

@ralexcraft990

Жыл бұрын

@@puxilot4455 only if you’re under 18, the second you turn 18 they can’t.

Happy Valentines Day Milady. Question: Has anyone ever ever tried to go in the back of the store? I've heard of that happening to a few employees at Subway lol.

@TPG128

2 жыл бұрын

that was smart

@titanrebels6847

2 жыл бұрын

I see your a man of culture for calling milad milady

@titanrebels6847

2 жыл бұрын

Anyone who calles milad milfard milood miltard milady or other names are a man of culture

@I_am_Signal

2 жыл бұрын

I work at a Moe’s Southwest Grill and a guy straight up came through the back door during a shift. This guy literally began doing things my coworkers were supposed to do. Shortly after we found out the guy was a shift lead from a different store who was told to pick something up from ours lol. Confused the entire staff until that was found out.

@patrickwalter8175

2 жыл бұрын

He did answer that in one of his many shorts already but I cannot find it rn

*How would Milad get out of jail if he would've been arrested...* He would make a delicious sandwich.

@indiantechbro

2 жыл бұрын

Nah bro Jared would seduce the gaurd

@Viscorl

2 жыл бұрын

Completely random: milad is 6M views away from reaching 2B views on his about page

@Esternos2891

2 жыл бұрын

@@indiantechbro yes. Roofie them with an innocent tadty sandwich, them frame those cops as drug lords to free himself.

@irissly7

2 жыл бұрын

Then give it to the officer and then he gets out of jail

@10_98L

2 жыл бұрын

Okay.

Milad telling us story while im lookin at the food like an animal 💀

Milards videos always make me so hungry😭

@Ronny-Swanton

2 жыл бұрын

Waste of a life

@calebjoe600

2 жыл бұрын

Waste?

@Ronny-Swanton

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebjoe600 what do you not get

@AverageSynth

2 жыл бұрын

You defo bought your account

@Ronny-Swanton

2 жыл бұрын

@@AverageSynth no what they do is hack other peoples accounts and then delete everything about the original channel just to then recreate it in the image of their brand

Your style of story telling is so awesome!

Milad, has a customer ever threatened to sue you

@MiladMirg

2 жыл бұрын

sorta

@jaidenrowe

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiladMirg can you elaborate

@H8Foids

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaidenrowe There was this one time when I forgot to put the wet floor sign out

@smilejetpacks3

2 жыл бұрын

@@MiladMirg Makes me wanna eat like nicocado avocado

@smilejetpacks3

2 жыл бұрын

Your discord server got deleted :(

Imagine if the same cop pulled you over the second time and went alright this time call your dad 🤣

Not the “call your mom” & pulled over TWICE in the same night?! 😭

Keep up the good work mickimouse I love your vids and tbh sometimes I just watch you make food instead of listening to the story lol

Milad : “I should’ve been arrested” Everyone : no, we need you to make our day better

@mihaimercenarul7467

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe. You should get a life

@notazelfalt.4604

2 жыл бұрын

@@mihaimercenarul7467 fr though 💀

@Phantom9587

2 жыл бұрын

@@mihaimercenarul7467 this IS our life

@mihaimercenarul7467

2 жыл бұрын

@@Phantom9587 so therefore. You are a sad child with no life. Pathetic

@Zoldier92

Жыл бұрын

Cringe.

I got my first speed-ticket 3 days into having my license, dad was pretty proud, mom just found it funny lmao

That food he’s making looks so GOOD! I wanna go to ur subway and order that

U just brightened my day, thank you for posting such a great vid and all the love for us ❤️

@MiladMirg

2 жыл бұрын

youre the best :)

@lester9230

2 жыл бұрын

How tf did that brighten your day, I'm just feeling bad for him

@crushedkiwi5877

2 жыл бұрын

@@lester9230 maybe he was in some kind of depression

@revan4130

2 жыл бұрын

Admits to a near felony but brightens your day 💀

@revan4130

2 жыл бұрын

@@crushedkiwi5877 70+ mph in a 25 residential area

Watching you make food and talking about stories is so peaceful to me

@kubaklobasa7486

2 жыл бұрын

ysa

Mailord Have you ever had an adult customer who cried

This was so painful to listen to, yet so mesmerizing to watch. I'm sorry this happened lol

@revan4130

2 жыл бұрын

You're sorry he knowlingly broke the law and got away with it 💀 ?

@kittiq

2 жыл бұрын

@@revan4130 Mhm

@revan4130

2 жыл бұрын

@@kittiq He's obviously lying so

This is actually my favourite video of yours. Love you Mulet

Idk bout you but I think this is one of the best stories milad has ever told us

This was a hell of a story and i literal feel how you felt +with strict parents is just scary bro.

@cockboitmg5286

2 жыл бұрын

how was that strict again

@jules-kr5ro

2 жыл бұрын

how is that strict..

@neton2146

2 жыл бұрын

Soft

@mrnoone0

2 жыл бұрын

@@jules-kr5ro didn't say milad has strict parents? I said +with strict parents. Theres the plus there.

@mrnoone0

2 жыл бұрын

@@neton2146 bruh yea so soft i get beat up by a cane for just puncturing a tyre when i was 16

Its okay M'lady we all have to perform war crimes once in awhile

Happy valentines day everyone and thank you for the amazing vids milad

Milad, have you ever had an encounter with some customers literally coming to the back and showing how they want their sandwich made? because once I was in a store and this Karen did that

The subtitles were really useful, I can watch your vids in a math test now

Talking to your mad/disappointed mom and knowing you’ll get whooped is worse than being arrested

Can we appreciate how good the food looks?

If I pull in my driveway, and a cop follows me in, I get out of my car and he starts yelling “get back in the car” while putting his hand on his holster, he’ll probably get shot. Bish you’re on MY property. You didn’t pull me over, I pulled in MY driveway. This is MY home. You literally have no right to be here demanding things. As if I’m supposed to know why you followed me into my driveway. For all I know you’re a crook pretending to be a cop. Either way, one of us is getting shot and then you’re getting fired and I’ll probably get a nice check from the city.

@festivecore4833

Жыл бұрын

No

@hotnessgaming1396

Жыл бұрын

@@festivecore4833 solid argument from an anime pfp

@festivecore4833

Жыл бұрын

@@hotnessgaming1396 your tryna use my pfp against me Lmao

These story times are actually good

"call your mom" "she's dead.." "..." "Go home kid.."

No one: Not even a single soul: Milad: Tells his story..... Me: Drools over the food 😂

Happy valentines day Milad! Also how can you forgot your licence inside? You are lucky you didnt get arrested XD. Weird he called your mom though.

@friendlyhere7042

2 жыл бұрын

Probably just a fake story lol

"I got my divers license, as week" LOL

You made me laugh so hard that i thought i was going to die🤣

Milad makes our days better

@implayingrobloxandwht

2 жыл бұрын

EXCEPT you

Imagine that before you get your license,I’m not saying that’s ever happened to me,because it hasn’t,but it would have been horrible if you were 15,love your videos mustard,keep working hard!

@sebbepvp1207

2 жыл бұрын

how would you be able to drive a car when you're just 14

@PeelTheAvacoda

2 жыл бұрын

@@sebbepvp1207 you drive a car,simple

@LunerEclipseHD

2 жыл бұрын

In my country you can only drive a car if you're 18 years old

@PeelTheAvacoda

2 жыл бұрын

@@LunerEclipseHD well in my country you can drive at 15

@sebbepvp1207

2 жыл бұрын

@@PeelTheAvacoda then you can't drive at 14?

"Call ur mom" "Just send me to jail"🤣🤣

“Call your mom” “She’s dead”

Damn imagine if you were arrested. That would be crazy!

@joe-tatothepotatobiden47

2 жыл бұрын

He would have been if he was black

@MVPofEveryGame

2 жыл бұрын

@@joe-tatothepotatobiden47 Well u never know maybe some cops have changed but idk for sure

@joe-tatothepotatobiden47

2 жыл бұрын

@@MVPofEveryGame That cop had his hand on his gun when he was yelling to get in the car. After the cops saw Milad, he eases up a lot. The cop probably didnt know his skin color assumed he was black at first. Then he eased up when he saw his white skin. Its just simple white privilege.

@bradleywalton970

2 жыл бұрын

Cops don’t arrest you for speeding. You’d have to do something else (drugs in the car, fleeing from the cop, fighting the cop, etc.) to be arrested

@joe-tatothepotatobiden47

2 жыл бұрын

@@bradleywalton970 Cop said he was going 70 in a 25... He can be arrested dude. It would be labeled as reckless driving since he went so far over the speed limit. Only reason he wasnt is because he has white privilege

There are many good and forgiving police officers out there I see you have met one of them!!

@besos4169

2 жыл бұрын

Not really

@rickybobby9649

2 жыл бұрын

@@besos4169 there is, just because, and im assuming here based on your general opinion, that the news only cover shitty cops and every anti cop bends a story to make a cop bad, doesent mean they are all bad. Most of them are chill, and all of them are humans. Obviously there are douchebags, but thats the same with every job

@joe-tatothepotatobiden47

2 жыл бұрын

The cop had his hand on his gun when he yelled to get in the car. When he saw that Milad wasn't black, he eased up a lot. Its just white privilege. If Milad was black then he would of likely been shot

@naiyarathanmatheekuna2910

2 жыл бұрын

@@joe-tatothepotatobiden47 breh what. Stop assuming the worst my g. It’ll make the world a much nicer place.

@joe-tatothepotatobiden47

2 жыл бұрын

@@naiyarathanmatheekuna2910 That cop had his hand on his gun when he was yelling to get in the car. After the cops saw Milad, he eases up a lot. The cop probably didnt know his skin color assumed he was black at first. Then he eased up when he saw his white skin. Its just simple white privilege. The fact that you dont understand how the world really works is concerning

New subscriber alert I have watched a few and I loved ur vids keep up the good work!

Bro you have the funniest story’s I wish you would make our subway subs

One night in highschool I was on my way home and this guy behind me was tailgating me with his highbeams on and the guy in front of me was going up to 100km/h and back down to 75km/h. I wanted to get out of a dangerous situation so I passed the guy infront of me, never went above 110km/h and I get pulled over (roads 80km/h max). This horrible little female cop proceeds to day I easily doing 130, I don't even think the POS I was driving could make it up to that speed😂 She ends up dropping it to 110 which I was actually doing... To this day I think both people were cops and it was a trap but I'm still fuming to this day

@fanime1

2 жыл бұрын

Did you tell her about the other driver?

milad your luck wasnt with ya. peace i love your content. subways my favorite place. the town here only has 1 left. good day.

So in another universe we would've gotten Milad making jail food haha

mac and cheese’s mom pulled a street fighter that night

What a great story, Milliard

@Invisibletoday

2 жыл бұрын

If it was about someone else you wouldn’t be saying that

Tip: never incriminate yourself, that’s what they want you to do, instead say something like “I believe I was going the speed limit, when they ask how fast you were going

@Inoreppep

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think that would work if you're speeding down a 25 mph road lol

@RomanianProductions

2 жыл бұрын

@@Inoreppep it might not, but you never want to self incriminate yourself, for all you know, he has no evidence to back up his claim so he is asking you for a self confession

@speedbump9299

2 жыл бұрын

@@RomanianProductions Better thing is just to say I do not know how fast officer. A trick I learned from my retired law enforcement father. As well as never let them search your car without a warrant. They can and will lie to you to get you to confess.

@jasonb.6623

2 жыл бұрын

You have that right and, if you are truely innocent, that might be the best strategy. But when you are guilty (and ostensibly the officer had radar to back up his claim), it can be a more effective strategy to admit your guilt. You want the officer to get the impression that you are remorseful for the behavior and that it won't happen again. If you go to traffic court and it's your testimony against the officer's radar gun, you are 99% going to lose (unless you are truely innocent and can prove it somehow).

"Do you have your license?" - "It's fine." hahahahahhahahahaha

The first cop new that having a talk with your mom would be a much more painful and temporary punishment, than having a lasting speeding record.

He can't preform a traffic stop without lighting you up, regardless if you are on your property or not. They can also pull you over in your driveway legally

@marc68521

2 жыл бұрын

That is what I was thinking. the fact he didn't know it was a cop would give the impression the cop never put his lights on and according to his story the cop just got off duty. If the cop was off duty he was just another civilian and one shouldn't be pulling anyone over, two shouldn't be following them, three shouldn't have his hands on his gun when said person is getting out of their car, four shouldn't be giving commanding orders to another civilian while wearing the uniform and off duty. Honestly if he wrote up a ticket and it was fought in court I don't think the ticket would of stood and probably could of led to a counter suing of either the police officer or the county. Now if I am wrong on any of this please inform me, but I'm pretty sure the moment the officer is off the clock he no longer has any of the powers that being a police officer provides.

@jimmysta2348

2 жыл бұрын

@@marc68521 the cop holding his gun is logical its first of all safer and second of all milad was going 70 or 50 on a 25 road for all the cop knew this could be some burglar or a drunk and as long as a cop has their badge on them im pretty sure they can arrest people they dont have undercover cops for nothing

@marc68521

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmysta2348 Probably right about the off duty stuff. If that is the case than the rest makes some sense.

@speedbump9299

2 жыл бұрын

Btw its also possible he did have his lights on but not his siren they can do that and its also easier to miss.

@VeggiesAreGreen

2 жыл бұрын

I've had friends get off the hook because the cop did not have a radar, so they could not prove they were speeding.

Is it just me or does milad have such a interesting life?

@SkyGodKazuha

2 жыл бұрын

He owns a subway at 25... he's doing better than most of us of the same age

@yvricz1410

2 жыл бұрын

@@SkyGodKazuha True, owning a subway at 25 is impressive but don't you think he just made some stories up and put it up on the internet? Just my opinion

@somefatkid2080

2 жыл бұрын

@@yvricz1410 work at a fast food you will have a story every day also as someone who worked at fast food his storys isnt really that insane its pretty normal at fast food

In honour of Valentine’s Day, have u ever been asked out by a customer

The "butt kick of century" was the best one in this video

Milad, did you ever got judged on the basis of anything??

man youre lucky. my first encounter resulted in loosing my license. but okay i was flying doing almost 120 misjudged my location and got surprised by a T intersection . jumped the rail and landed far out in a marsh. never do your boss a favor on a saturday XD. irony of the story is i was hauling complete set of brakes for 2 semis and trailers but couldnt stop a mercedes vito in time.

Can we appreciate the moment where he added the rice with an ice cream scooper

“Just take me to jail” 😭😂

Genuinely, you deserved that butt kicking. as hard as it may have been, you not only got caught speeding, you got caught speeding twice andddd got a ticket. I am no innocent party of the speeding myself, but i would never allow myself to get caught 2 times in one night LOL. Love the videos, youre a legend.

@maevekirkland9452

2 жыл бұрын

so. there is a road near my home. where the speed limit drops from 45 to 35 then goes back up to 45. the area its 35 is about half a mile. the signs for this speed limit are grown over and invisible, the only reason i know the speed limit drops is because i was here driving when they were not grown over. cops will sit in an church lot and speed trap people who dont know the speed changed because the sign is occluded.

im black so i know damn well i wouldve had a court date in 5 or less minutes

@SamBrickell

2 жыл бұрын

When crime statistics are taken into account most black people actually face *LESS* police scrutiny. (I.e. if you divide the number of police interactions with black Americans by the crimes committed by black Americans, the number is smaller.) Literally for the number of unarmed interactions between black people and white people in America, white people are *MORE* likely to be shot by the police while unarmed, but black people have more interactions with police per capita (but a smaller percentage than actually makes sense given the much higher crime rate among black Americans).

He can't go in your driveway 😂

No wonder Merrychef will be the slowest driver that he knows for the rest of his life...

"I am not a fast driver" proceeds to go 115 kmh in a 40 zone, then after getting caught goes on to go 65 in a 40 zone. What a gentleman. Never say you ve been in a rush when you clearly just been a dumbhead. No one drives 65 kmh over limit just because he is in a hurry

@SamBrickell

2 жыл бұрын

Stop trying to convert everything to kilometers. This is an American talking about an American location on an American website. I actually wish we would switch to metric, but we haven't yet and you are being ridiculous.

@finng1571

2 жыл бұрын

@@SamBrickell Its the same thing he drove 35 mph too fast in a town. Thats not in a rush. Thats just idiotic and dangerous especially for other drivers. Do you think he can follow all in town driving rules with that speed?

This man was a lot more sensible than most police officers out there. Trust me this encounter could have gone a lot worse. I'm just happy the cop did the right thing in this situation. I guess he had his own teen at home so he kind of understood the situation...

@joe-tatothepotatobiden47

2 жыл бұрын

That cop had his hand on his gun when he was yelling to get in the car. After the cop saw Milad, he eases up a lot. The cop probably didnt know his skin color assumed he was black at first. Then he eased up when he saw his white skin. Its just simple white privilege.

@jesukxd8494

2 жыл бұрын

@@joe-tatothepotatobiden47 or maybe he eased up when he saw he's age. Its not always about skin color

@zoedunn2140

2 жыл бұрын

@@jesukxd8494 it’s ALWAYS about skin color 💯I’m black and I’m very white passing my skin is white as hell lowkey LMFAOOO but there’s an undeniable privledge to being white , lightskin and pretty 💯all of those have advantages 💯I’ve gotten out of a lot of stuff just because I’m lightskin 💯cuz I know 100% if my dark skinned brother or dark skinned friends would’ve done the same they absolutely would’ve gotten a worst punishment. The cop is obviously one that doesn’t follow protocol cuz u don’t just pull into somebody’s driveway as an officer if u catch somebody speeding on a road u cut ur lights on pull them over and handle it accordingly. He pulled into his driveway didn’t cut his lights on or anything had his hand in his gun (which also isn’t protocol and it’ also makes no sense cuz he never pulled him over he followed him home) all signs that point to abuse of power . Lilac only got off because he was white that’s just the sheer truth

@neton2146

2 жыл бұрын

@@zoedunn2140 facts

@AverageAlien

2 жыл бұрын

Speed limits should be abolished

Officer: GET BACK IN THE CAR! Me: NO!

0:17 Thank you I never knew that was a thing

everyone: listening to milad mirg 11 Year old me: watching what kind of delecious food he makes

This is criminally reckless driving

Always have a license and have eyes on the sign when driving

-I am not a Fast driver. -Drives at 71 mph....

Dude you made me so hungry looking at food lol

the end was-😂😂

3:04 for a second and I thought he was talking about like a train subway lol

GET BAKC IN THE CAR had me laughing

So how many time do you want to get pulled over? Milad: Yes

i got a subway ad lol

Wanna see me race my car and get a ticket....? Wanna see me do it again?

Millard yard sard: why do most subways not have breakfast anymore? Egg cheese and spinach got me thru college

The captions are so helpful since half of the time I watch on mute without earphones

I hope you learned from that. xD If I had speeded that much here, my license would have been taken away for a couple of months.

mollard, i love your vids! keep it up man.

Mate, with how you prepare food, you'll be a bloody celebrity in jail. Ain't no one gonna mess with the chef.

Such a shockin’ story can’t wait for your island Milad

Happy valentine's day Milad, I hope your day is awesome

I just had a subway ad 😂

Why do you make subway so nice I live in Australia and I have never ever tried subway and its looks so good all the ice cream and donuts especially

You can say it was fate that Marinara got that speeding ticket the second time around that night.

Sounds exactly like my dad😂

i was expecting like 30 or 40 not 71 that is insane milad but im glad you are safe

2:36 "I *FETL* awful."

That was so weird yet so funny.

I am now craving for chicken, also! Is that you making the food/drink on the screen? It looks yummy!

Milad your storys! OUR SO COOOL :D ♥♥

FBI BE LIKE: we have information, evidence and a personal confession to arrest you

One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates ~🎈

I thought I knew you because I seen your subway videos and I was like this is the same guy that does the Subway real videos and then I was like oh I like that guy because he’s really talented in good

This is why I hate driving it's so much stress. The only thing I enjoy is my Bluetooth speaker and subs

Watching you make foods, is really satisfying Also I like the stories you made.