Tom Segura saw a fight in the park. It was pretty great. Watch the full stand up comedy special “Disgraceful” on Netflix. tomsegura.com/
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@ARKHAMxMaverick3 жыл бұрын
He looks like the kind of guy who would break his leg trying to dunk a basketball.
@WNM101
3 жыл бұрын
He’s not that guy Because he didn’t break his leg
@hova5025
3 жыл бұрын
Dumb F#€k, it was his 💪🏻
@Gruso57
3 жыл бұрын
Comment would've been good if you listed what he actually broke.
@epheyeTK
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao YOU GOT IT!
@sovalouX
3 жыл бұрын
You guys he's kinda right even being wrong lol he is the guy who did get fucked up trying to dunk and he did tear his tendon in his leg btw morons
@DonWayFilms2 жыл бұрын
Dude in the bushes was like " I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!"
@courtsidewithjerome88
2 жыл бұрын
Cricket lol
@jonprange6665
2 жыл бұрын
i been knowin cricket 27 years!!! he came through last week with Jellyfish; They Were Lookin for Some SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!
@Tommyoda
Жыл бұрын
i know the voice 🤣💦
@yuhyuh7603
Жыл бұрын
Alright calm down
@chocolatekyppcookie
2 ай бұрын
CRICKET RIGHT THERE
@AndrewBarsky2 жыл бұрын
“Fights are awful, but I watched it.” Tom is literally all of us, but just honest about it.
@LeninovaPles
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely not all of us, I found it distasteful.
@cianwyn4605
2 жыл бұрын
Not all of us lie about who we are
@AlaluofNibiru
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never watched a fight from the sidelines. Real men break up fights w/ strangers and protect when it’s someone you know. The old saying was “ If the white doesn’t win we all jump in” I guess that fizzled out few years ago when Fathers decided to stop raising their sons to be a gentleman.
@cianwyn4605
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlaluofNibiru real men aren't posting shit about real men getting involved in strangers shit to prove their manliness on KZread
@AndrewBarsky
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlaluofNibiru Do you understand what comedy is? It’s not to be taken literally. I’m glad that you are superior to all of us. It’s a fictional story. Get a hold of yourself.
@Tar-Numendil2 жыл бұрын
The way Tom delivers the "mm-hmm no" is hysterical to me.
@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
Жыл бұрын
"Not in my park, nu-huh" 😂
@KickflipGnasty
Ай бұрын
He’s incredible with little nuances like that 😂
@For_The_Watch3 жыл бұрын
“Those guys are obvious” murders me every time
@potatoensalada1951
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr first degree
@mu6554
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get that reference?
@matthaeusperry4319
2 жыл бұрын
@@mu6554 the kkk, or the ku klux klan
@teasp00ns
2 жыл бұрын
@@mu6554 and white nationalists, neo-nazis. The whole spread
@CoffeeFresh_
Жыл бұрын
@@mu6554 its a direct reference to the Charlottesville incident. Where people wanted to tear down a statue so white guy dressed in plad flannels showed up with tiki torches.
@bighomieJ5X2 жыл бұрын
When he said "Mur-derd" I lost it 😂😂
@joshuabalsavage46953 жыл бұрын
NOOO!!! Him, him. Our him. Kills me every time.
@SloppyballsMcGuillicutty3 жыл бұрын
“He calls him a nuauaaua.” 🤣🤣😅
@tuckernevel
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaelgant5842 жыл бұрын
The way he said "get em" and "noo"😂😂😂. Man....I'm done💯
@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift
2 жыл бұрын
SUP KANE
@lubejar24983 жыл бұрын
Dooky Shoes was like na’mean.
@firstnamelastname1368
3 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh... Hey everybody, this is it. The top comment.
@HalinazDziecmi
3 жыл бұрын
THATS CRICKET RIGHT THERE
@wazkangz955
3 жыл бұрын
@@HalinazDziecmi IVE BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET 27 YEARS
@willmach
3 жыл бұрын
I got photo of you hanging out with Dookie Shoes!!
@HalinazDziecmi
3 жыл бұрын
@@willmach I mean I've seen him
@djaeb20013 жыл бұрын
I wish he would do another special, he’s top 10 comedian right now.
@HesterEditing
3 жыл бұрын
He's starting a tour real soon, so after the tour he will most likely film a new special
@shaunradomski8625
3 жыл бұрын
Top #1
@MontyFranklyn
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Chappelle, Bill Burr, Segura. My top 3
@patrickmcpartland1398
3 жыл бұрын
It's literally been a year since his last one, how quickly do you expect him to push out specials as well has his like 19 pob casts and always touring?
@djaeb2001
3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickmcpartland1398 shit, forgot about the last one
@Let-Me-Cook693 жыл бұрын
Bro i know exactly what park. It gotta be Rittenhouse. There's bushes and people yelling at each other across the park. This is a true story i seen it like 4 times lol
@DragonTigerBoss
2 жыл бұрын
Rittenhouse is a straight up homeless commune after dark.
@kevinperez1518
2 жыл бұрын
@Tod it’s probably not entirely made up, just super exaggerated m. That’s how comedians get their jokes, unless they’re a Jimmy Carr type where he just writes short jokes, and even then he has stories that are based on real life but completely exaggerated.
@SquareNoggin
2 жыл бұрын
@Tod Eh, more fun to just choose to believe stand up comedian's stories.
@libertusprimus
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Rittenhouse could use a Kyle or two
@markcoleman7246
2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinperez1518 Except this is the US, not the UK. The craziest shit that happens over there is like a Monday to us here in the States. Don't even get me started on Florida by itself.
@robe.10842 жыл бұрын
Lmao “you about to get mur- dered” - bruh he got me crying
@gregbosse2699 ай бұрын
A white folding chair brought me here 🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂
@VIIx229 ай бұрын
The Montgomery riverboat fight proved this
@imfiveone71583 жыл бұрын
"our him" I'm gonna pass out
@mercerultimateedition73253 жыл бұрын
Delivery as smooth as his lay up.
@sushimandaddi3 жыл бұрын
Living in Philly, sounds like any day of the week
@isaacmarley2439
3 жыл бұрын
It's always sunny
@nkg___51722 жыл бұрын
"Beautiful day in Philly, beautiful day in the park" that's the biggest cap I've ever heard
@jimhim5852 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite jokes, the story delivery is pitch perfect
@deanthonyj9 ай бұрын
Hence the battle of Montgomery 😂😂
@Thecrazygamers20003 жыл бұрын
toms delivery is one of the best
@nickcoulton658
3 жыл бұрын
Not in basketball
@isaacmarley2439
3 жыл бұрын
Whats 🧺 ball ?
@teasp00ns2 жыл бұрын
god damn this man is funny lol. perfect example of someone making jokes about sensitive topics and absolutely nailing it because he knows what he's doing
@BounceWindu10 ай бұрын
Anyone come back here after the whole boat fight in Montgomery Alabama?
@YING77779 ай бұрын
I thought about this joke when I first saw the “Alabama Brawl“ . I was like, this is like Tom’s joke.
@bigmike93333 жыл бұрын
Tom you’ve got one of the most hilarious delivery techniques. Love the ymh universe too
@adamd.6698
3 жыл бұрын
You bet I’m coming up in May
@Dylangp
3 жыл бұрын
@@adamd.6698 Don't be stingy Adam , you'll get a lease and a key . Try it out man .
@Dylangp
3 жыл бұрын
Glad you're following proto buddy.
@donaldtoonsberry832
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mike
@joshuabalsavage4695
3 жыл бұрын
Let me eat ya. One time.
@Yerfdog13 жыл бұрын
As a middle easterner, the interracial loyalty is so true.
@joedirt2862
2 жыл бұрын
Intraracial
@unwnme
2 жыл бұрын
It's mostly about non-white people ganging up on white people. Which is racial hate and an absolute disgrace.
@justindestafney2 жыл бұрын
“I’m out…” gets me every time
@mikes80793 жыл бұрын
His bit on white guy loyalty reminds me of Bill Burr’s bit from years ago who I might add was done in Philly.
@happybirthday146
3 жыл бұрын
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@frankymacf
3 жыл бұрын
Bill did it way better. Tom comes across as virtue signalling and even a little bit sadistic.
@frankymacf
2 жыл бұрын
@Kaladins So he’s not just a little bit sadistic like I assumed, it’s ‘his thing’? Thanks for clarifying, I’ll give him a miss for now. And he’s virtue signalling, get over it.
@frankymacf
2 жыл бұрын
@Kaladins Normally you’d be absolutely right. But Tom and his audience seem to consider it virtuous to hate white people so it’s not contradictory at all. Anyway, we can agree to disagree, the beauty of art.
@VonJay
2 жыл бұрын
@@frankymacf lmao. He thoroughly explained that he doesn't believe in group think, and dissociates himself from those that group think and carry torches, yet you say he hates white people. Lmmfao. The "world" is fucking crazy. Or the world's emotional intelligence is so low that they don't know how to interrogate how they're feeling effectively enough to make logical sense of what they mean. Wow thanks for that comment.
@Taliyon3 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura is a freaking legend. The dude's delivery is the consistency on a level that you can only dream your Door Dasher or UPS would be... But what I find entirely more incredible, are the people who comment on his comedy. They too are almost as funny as he is. Imagine that. Just some randos. Seriously. Compare Segura commenters, vs other comedians. It's a rip dude! I snort all the time. You guys crack me up.
@Psychguy00
2 жыл бұрын
Ok dude you're too much into this. Life goes on focus on you! 😀
@angster4267
Жыл бұрын
@@Psychguy00 he wuvs him
@fungshui1311 ай бұрын
“And then they killed that white guy” dawg that shit just had me crying 😂😂
@melindasparkles9 ай бұрын
Anyone come back to rewatch this after the Montgomery River boat brawl? 🤣🤣🤣
@ajp305610 ай бұрын
I reckon many Alabama Riverboat viewers are going to be sending this bit around
@MD-ww7gy2 жыл бұрын
Actually had a guy look directly at me while he was getting his ass kicked.."aren't you gonna help me?" "nope!"
@piggy2013 жыл бұрын
The Algorythm decided these clips are the only thing that will be played for me on auto play until the end of time recently
@sikosis999
2 жыл бұрын
you must be getting indoctrinated . . . ."this is how you cuck" by tom segura >
@codyblaisdell20546 ай бұрын
"Let me tell you something, you're about to get MUR-DERD" 😂😂
@Pizza____God10 ай бұрын
rewatching this joke in celebration of the August 5th incident in Alabama
@timothyencinas3353
10 ай бұрын
This clip is going to get a flood of views from that boat fight. I love it. Black people are the best.
@quietdude0001
9 ай бұрын
Great video to show to other races to intrepret and understand.
@foxfireman188-ls1kv
9 ай бұрын
"Tom, there's no other way I can say it. I love watching black people have fun."
@mztweety13749 ай бұрын
Y'all know I watched this again after chairgate. I have never seen a black man swim to a fight but I say they put it in the triathlon let's go!
@deelee15692 жыл бұрын
"Idk if he lived n the bushes"😅dyin
@solidsnake38612 жыл бұрын
Segura has the best black dude voice
@gour348
2 жыл бұрын
*BIKES*
@solidsnake3861
2 жыл бұрын
@@gour348 hold my pocket
@haysoos79459 ай бұрын
After the Alabama brawl this is even funnier. Fuck around and find out 😂😂😂😂
@dannysalinas88112 жыл бұрын
Segura always has the strangest encounters lol
@bvincesf2 жыл бұрын
The only lie is a "Beautiful Day in Philly"! You are the KING Tom!!!
@sebastianrutkowski73162 жыл бұрын
"the people's mayor". funny AF.
@j.demarco89373 жыл бұрын
"Get him!" Should not be the best part of this. But it is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Frisky2timesCosplay
2 жыл бұрын
It was the "no HIM HIM" for me lmfao
@Oakshield23 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy to come out of that whole Rogan L.A. crew.
@tatumsh9
3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@sladehildebrand7518
3 жыл бұрын
Idk, bill burr is pretty hilarious too.
@tombruckman6954
3 жыл бұрын
what about bart
@Oakshield2
3 жыл бұрын
@@sladehildebrand7518 Bill Burr was already a established comic before moving to LA. He's a NY comedy cellar guy, came up with some of the greatest comics alive.
@russt9478
3 жыл бұрын
Callen, Von, Sebastian, Bert. Ari, Henchclif, Diaz You gotta see them live baby, you will laugh.
@rustyspoons20879 ай бұрын
This aged beautifully after what happened at the Montgomery Brawl
@Notoriouscj1
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@InfernalGeneral666 Жыл бұрын
This was the clip that made Tom my favorite comedian ever. He took what I was thinking about "racial loaylty" and put it into words I could never have worded better, or as hilariously.
@tenkkutn3 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peese FEDSMOKER, keep on fetherin' it brother
@Biggie_Cheese704
3 жыл бұрын
Pease*
@tenkkutn
3 жыл бұрын
@@Biggie_Cheese704 lol better tred lightly, brotha... Fedsmoke don't care about grammer. U gonna end up on the web.
@oscaruvalle7538
3 жыл бұрын
He passed gas?
@dusanaeagles9950
2 жыл бұрын
@@Biggie_Cheese704 peace 😁
@mad_elf
2 жыл бұрын
@@Biggie_Cheese704 you had time to google it and everything.
@xDivineMemoriesx2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe its taken me so long to discover Tom, omg he is a great story teller comedian. He just has his delivery down to a T (much like John Mulaney in my opinion) where he could be saying the most mundane thing but it just comes out hilarious
@nickandrews2255
Жыл бұрын
Same
@nieceypiecey100
Жыл бұрын
“Discover”
@ICN8IVE
5 ай бұрын
It's mostly stories.
@shaunp853410 ай бұрын
I would love for him to be at the Alabama boat fight.
@mztweety1374
9 ай бұрын
Child, the commentary would be absolute fire😂😂😂
@geekymetalhead5112
6 ай бұрын
@@mztweety1374 Man's would be spitting like the M1 Flammenwerfer
@red0ctane193 жыл бұрын
I love this bit man! Always hilarious! Got me in the mood to rewatch the whole special.
@AiNEntertainment101
3 жыл бұрын
...same here! 😅
@CymonTempler
3 жыл бұрын
“Because you’re saying it Japanese” is the bit that makes me laugh. Mostly because my family and their partners are the same kinds of stupid as that check in guy is.
@red0ctane19
3 жыл бұрын
@@CymonTempler Hahaha! Yeah I feel that one too.
@BrettfordBolts
2 жыл бұрын
@@CymonTempler SEGUUUUURA
@juliuspronk75323 жыл бұрын
This and the dog killing bit are my two favorites lol
@satyamchoudhary63332 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the top tier comedians of this era.
@aconvowithcrissee222 Жыл бұрын
"OUR him" TOM PLSSSS
@Panama_Red3 жыл бұрын
"you're like, 'fuck that guy'". 😂I said exactly that in a situation not to different.
@duncdonut3 жыл бұрын
The Richard Pryor reference was perfect.
@simonsen7621
3 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@duncdonut
2 жыл бұрын
@@simonsen7621 The job interview sketch on SNL with Chevy Chase.
@simonsen7621
2 жыл бұрын
@@duncdonut Thanks! :)
@mattculver87402 жыл бұрын
Love you Tom. You helped me through getting sick. Made me smile everyday!
@dizzyrocket82 жыл бұрын
When he simulated a black man hopping out of the bushes, I lost it 😂😂
@itchyandveryscartchy302 жыл бұрын
Unlike Joe Rogan and Kevin Hart who have to Yell a punchline to the top of their lungs to make the audience think it’s funny. This a guy who does comedy.
@Santoryu90
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t know about that with Kevin Hart but Joe Rogan definitely ain’t funny
@itchyandveryscartchy30
2 жыл бұрын
@@Santoryu90 Kevin Hart doesn’t allow himself to be funny anymore because he’d rather keep his job than getting canceled so he just doesn’t have any funny material after filtering it. But that I can understand from a business perspective. But Joe Rogan when he talks about comedy Or try impressions on the JRE and really introduce himself as a comedian I just can’t understand does he really believe that? Is he funny?
@Santoryu90
2 жыл бұрын
I agree that Kevin Hart would probably want to avoid getting “canceled” hell the thing he got flak for initially was pretty stupid because cancel culture is stupid, I still say he’s still good. Joe on the other the hand idk I don’t think he was or ever really funny comedian or not.
@itchyandveryscartchy30
2 жыл бұрын
@@Santoryu90 - the problem with Rogan is that he is convinced that he is a comedian. And he actually have a career in it which is really astonishing how much he is living this fantasy like he truly thinks that he is funny. But he is really not and I laugh at dumb shit all the time but he is just not funny at all so the fact that he became rich from doing comedy makes me think what an interesting world we live in.
@zacharystecher3266
2 жыл бұрын
@@Santoryu90 dude just yells at the mic
@drphot60502 жыл бұрын
Great stuff Tom Tom! He may not be invited to the (temporarily closed) cookout but he sure nuff can get a plate at work! 😂🤣😂
@GiDD5042 жыл бұрын
Technically it's Intra-racial loyalty. Interracial loyalty would be between separate races. thanks porn!
@67bajaconv
2 жыл бұрын
And they say we learn nothing good from porn.
@user-lj2fw5lo8y
2 жыл бұрын
i think he said inner
@robK1320
2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he says "inner", not "inter"
@GiDD504
2 жыл бұрын
@@robK1320 according the subtitles its interracial so...
@dlizzy3835
2 жыл бұрын
@@GiDD504 the subtitles also said “he calls him a ‘nerd’…” 😂
@juddshepherd9468 Жыл бұрын
Tom is just the king of delivery not one bad shot he's got the best flow
@britnyank90022 жыл бұрын
This clip - this one....is my absolute favorite.
@vredehuman52423 жыл бұрын
one of the best joke writers out there. perfect execution.
@spinningbackkick60219 ай бұрын
This aged well
@guyinagame47932 жыл бұрын
His clever little metaphors are hilarious
@Dwightaroundyolips2 жыл бұрын
This shit makes me cry laughing every time
@Vagicramp1013 жыл бұрын
BIKES!!!!???!!!
@jkmattpcolorado19702 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura a true legend I like his comedy just awesome 😂
@limlim16309 ай бұрын
The recent ferry boat fight proved this. Guys popping up from portals and behind even Black Manta rose out of the sea to join in
@BEEJAYCAPONE2 Жыл бұрын
I was like No…him him…our him 😂😂😂😂 I still cant breath 😂😂😂
@KWilliamB2 жыл бұрын
Last lines fully resonate with me.... Karma is karma... Dont involve me with what you brought upon yourself
@TWes-ku6et2 жыл бұрын
I really wanna go see his standup
@papagrounds Жыл бұрын
"He calls him a nihmnghmnghhh" 🤣
@bikibaws2 жыл бұрын
"Get 'im!" Hahahaha
@bubbaclay183 жыл бұрын
This bit vs bikes! Is hard to choose for #1 segura bit Keep em high and tight
@david1029912 жыл бұрын
Way to pander to 2021 Tom, that a baby.
@skymartinez77262 жыл бұрын
"Get'em!" 🤣
@SNUPE_FOXX922 жыл бұрын
“Our him” 😂
@MrDayday46412 жыл бұрын
The people who disliked this video are the same people Tom will be uploading pictures of.
@longshlongg6866
2 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
@leavemealone58909 ай бұрын
Anyone here after the Alabama boat fights?
@No_mans_flies3 жыл бұрын
This is still my favourite bit of toms
@hyderqadri14132 жыл бұрын
Love this guy
@t-hummve47673 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in Pennsylvania and lives close to Philadelphia, I can confirm this happens
@battlebeard20413 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard this bit at least half a dozen times. Still had me snort-laughing 😂
@buttonz21602 жыл бұрын
I literally hollered laughing! 😆 😂 😂
@Garage-wt5jl8 ай бұрын
I freaking love you Tom 😆
@nanbat68472 жыл бұрын
As they hold torches. I actually giggled
@tylerbrooks24923 жыл бұрын
He's my favorite comedian.
@jeffreychancellor1052 жыл бұрын
« You’re about to get murdurrrd »🤣 im crying.
@danger52053 жыл бұрын
Such a good bit.
@Lord_Cardboard2 жыл бұрын
I read the thumbnail as "I saw a Facial fight" and I was thoroughly intrigued, thinking that 2 people just started getting really animated with their facial expressions. I wasn't disappointed with what I got, instead, but I was a little...I really wanted to hear about that facial fight
@big_duecebungalow5138
Жыл бұрын
Yours and my browser history must be way different because if I would of saw “facial fight”, expressions is not the first thing that would of came to mind
@stefanbernhard27102 жыл бұрын
New to Tom Segura. Guy is hilarious, especially his bball skills.
@johndull24703 жыл бұрын
Love it!!
@Brotha86Jones2 жыл бұрын
"Our Him"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@toddjefferson87613 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I just watched this last night lmao
@clay_freespirit
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Todd.
@shampthedog
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Todd.
@toddjefferson8761
2 жыл бұрын
@@shampthedog aw come on guys I just wanted to be part of something 🥺😓
@jemmavigor42632 жыл бұрын
I am dying from this one. I love you. You always say shit other people want to, but don’t. You definitely blur the social norm lines…but in the best way. 🤣🤪 maybe it’s because I’m from England, and find ur humor absolutely brilliant! Or…maybe it’s because I’ve got a sick sense of humor 🤷🏻♀️
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He looks like the kind of guy who would break his leg trying to dunk a basketball.
@WNM101
3 жыл бұрын
He’s not that guy Because he didn’t break his leg
@hova5025
3 жыл бұрын
Dumb F#€k, it was his 💪🏻
@Gruso57
3 жыл бұрын
Comment would've been good if you listed what he actually broke.
@epheyeTK
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao YOU GOT IT!
@sovalouX
3 жыл бұрын
You guys he's kinda right even being wrong lol he is the guy who did get fucked up trying to dunk and he did tear his tendon in his leg btw morons
Dude in the bushes was like " I BEEN OUT HERE FOR A MINUTE!"
@courtsidewithjerome88
2 жыл бұрын
Cricket lol
@jonprange6665
2 жыл бұрын
i been knowin cricket 27 years!!! he came through last week with Jellyfish; They Were Lookin for Some SMOKE!!!!!!!!!!
@Tommyoda
Жыл бұрын
i know the voice 🤣💦
@yuhyuh7603
Жыл бұрын
Alright calm down
@chocolatekyppcookie
2 ай бұрын
CRICKET RIGHT THERE
“Fights are awful, but I watched it.” Tom is literally all of us, but just honest about it.
@LeninovaPles
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely not all of us, I found it distasteful.
@cianwyn4605
2 жыл бұрын
Not all of us lie about who we are
@AlaluofNibiru
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never watched a fight from the sidelines. Real men break up fights w/ strangers and protect when it’s someone you know. The old saying was “ If the white doesn’t win we all jump in” I guess that fizzled out few years ago when Fathers decided to stop raising their sons to be a gentleman.
@cianwyn4605
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlaluofNibiru real men aren't posting shit about real men getting involved in strangers shit to prove their manliness on KZread
@AndrewBarsky
2 жыл бұрын
@@AlaluofNibiru Do you understand what comedy is? It’s not to be taken literally. I’m glad that you are superior to all of us. It’s a fictional story. Get a hold of yourself.
The way Tom delivers the "mm-hmm no" is hysterical to me.
@AbbaZabbaOlyFrn
Жыл бұрын
"Not in my park, nu-huh" 😂
@KickflipGnasty
Ай бұрын
He’s incredible with little nuances like that 😂
“Those guys are obvious” murders me every time
@potatoensalada1951
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr first degree
@mu6554
2 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get that reference?
@matthaeusperry4319
2 жыл бұрын
@@mu6554 the kkk, or the ku klux klan
@teasp00ns
2 жыл бұрын
@@mu6554 and white nationalists, neo-nazis. The whole spread
@CoffeeFresh_
Жыл бұрын
@@mu6554 its a direct reference to the Charlottesville incident. Where people wanted to tear down a statue so white guy dressed in plad flannels showed up with tiki torches.
When he said "Mur-derd" I lost it 😂😂
NOOO!!! Him, him. Our him. Kills me every time.
“He calls him a nuauaaua.” 🤣🤣😅
@tuckernevel
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
The way he said "get em" and "noo"😂😂😂. Man....I'm done💯
@NegaRenGenX2gay2lift
2 жыл бұрын
SUP KANE
Dooky Shoes was like na’mean.
@firstnamelastname1368
3 жыл бұрын
Bruhhhh... Hey everybody, this is it. The top comment.
@HalinazDziecmi
3 жыл бұрын
THATS CRICKET RIGHT THERE
@wazkangz955
3 жыл бұрын
@@HalinazDziecmi IVE BEEN KNOWIN CRICKET 27 YEARS
@willmach
3 жыл бұрын
I got photo of you hanging out with Dookie Shoes!!
@HalinazDziecmi
3 жыл бұрын
@@willmach I mean I've seen him
I wish he would do another special, he’s top 10 comedian right now.
@HesterEditing
3 жыл бұрын
He's starting a tour real soon, so after the tour he will most likely film a new special
@shaunradomski8625
3 жыл бұрын
Top #1
@MontyFranklyn
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Chappelle, Bill Burr, Segura. My top 3
@patrickmcpartland1398
3 жыл бұрын
It's literally been a year since his last one, how quickly do you expect him to push out specials as well has his like 19 pob casts and always touring?
@djaeb2001
3 жыл бұрын
@@patrickmcpartland1398 shit, forgot about the last one
Bro i know exactly what park. It gotta be Rittenhouse. There's bushes and people yelling at each other across the park. This is a true story i seen it like 4 times lol
@DragonTigerBoss
2 жыл бұрын
Rittenhouse is a straight up homeless commune after dark.
@kevinperez1518
2 жыл бұрын
@Tod it’s probably not entirely made up, just super exaggerated m. That’s how comedians get their jokes, unless they’re a Jimmy Carr type where he just writes short jokes, and even then he has stories that are based on real life but completely exaggerated.
@SquareNoggin
2 жыл бұрын
@Tod Eh, more fun to just choose to believe stand up comedian's stories.
@libertusprimus
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Rittenhouse could use a Kyle or two
@markcoleman7246
2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinperez1518 Except this is the US, not the UK. The craziest shit that happens over there is like a Monday to us here in the States. Don't even get me started on Florida by itself.
Lmao “you about to get mur- dered” - bruh he got me crying
A white folding chair brought me here 🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂
The Montgomery riverboat fight proved this
"our him" I'm gonna pass out
Delivery as smooth as his lay up.
Living in Philly, sounds like any day of the week
@isaacmarley2439
3 жыл бұрын
It's always sunny
"Beautiful day in Philly, beautiful day in the park" that's the biggest cap I've ever heard
This is one of my favorite jokes, the story delivery is pitch perfect
Hence the battle of Montgomery 😂😂
toms delivery is one of the best
@nickcoulton658
3 жыл бұрын
Not in basketball
@isaacmarley2439
3 жыл бұрын
Whats 🧺 ball ?
god damn this man is funny lol. perfect example of someone making jokes about sensitive topics and absolutely nailing it because he knows what he's doing
Anyone come back here after the whole boat fight in Montgomery Alabama?
I thought about this joke when I first saw the “Alabama Brawl“ . I was like, this is like Tom’s joke.
Tom you’ve got one of the most hilarious delivery techniques. Love the ymh universe too
@adamd.6698
3 жыл бұрын
You bet I’m coming up in May
@Dylangp
3 жыл бұрын
@@adamd.6698 Don't be stingy Adam , you'll get a lease and a key . Try it out man .
@Dylangp
3 жыл бұрын
Glad you're following proto buddy.
@donaldtoonsberry832
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mike
@joshuabalsavage4695
3 жыл бұрын
Let me eat ya. One time.
As a middle easterner, the interracial loyalty is so true.
@joedirt2862
2 жыл бұрын
Intraracial
@unwnme
2 жыл бұрын
It's mostly about non-white people ganging up on white people. Which is racial hate and an absolute disgrace.
“I’m out…” gets me every time
His bit on white guy loyalty reminds me of Bill Burr’s bit from years ago who I might add was done in Philly.
@happybirthday146
3 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/qWyWmpOOfZqaf9o.html
@frankymacf
3 жыл бұрын
Bill did it way better. Tom comes across as virtue signalling and even a little bit sadistic.
@frankymacf
2 жыл бұрын
@Kaladins So he’s not just a little bit sadistic like I assumed, it’s ‘his thing’? Thanks for clarifying, I’ll give him a miss for now. And he’s virtue signalling, get over it.
@frankymacf
2 жыл бұрын
@Kaladins Normally you’d be absolutely right. But Tom and his audience seem to consider it virtuous to hate white people so it’s not contradictory at all. Anyway, we can agree to disagree, the beauty of art.
@VonJay
2 жыл бұрын
@@frankymacf lmao. He thoroughly explained that he doesn't believe in group think, and dissociates himself from those that group think and carry torches, yet you say he hates white people. Lmmfao. The "world" is fucking crazy. Or the world's emotional intelligence is so low that they don't know how to interrogate how they're feeling effectively enough to make logical sense of what they mean. Wow thanks for that comment.
Tom Segura is a freaking legend. The dude's delivery is the consistency on a level that you can only dream your Door Dasher or UPS would be... But what I find entirely more incredible, are the people who comment on his comedy. They too are almost as funny as he is. Imagine that. Just some randos. Seriously. Compare Segura commenters, vs other comedians. It's a rip dude! I snort all the time. You guys crack me up.
@Psychguy00
2 жыл бұрын
Ok dude you're too much into this. Life goes on focus on you! 😀
@angster4267
Жыл бұрын
@@Psychguy00 he wuvs him
“And then they killed that white guy” dawg that shit just had me crying 😂😂
Anyone come back to rewatch this after the Montgomery River boat brawl? 🤣🤣🤣
I reckon many Alabama Riverboat viewers are going to be sending this bit around
Actually had a guy look directly at me while he was getting his ass kicked.."aren't you gonna help me?" "nope!"
The Algorythm decided these clips are the only thing that will be played for me on auto play until the end of time recently
@sikosis999
2 жыл бұрын
you must be getting indoctrinated . . . ."this is how you cuck" by tom segura >
"Let me tell you something, you're about to get MUR-DERD" 😂😂
rewatching this joke in celebration of the August 5th incident in Alabama
@timothyencinas3353
10 ай бұрын
This clip is going to get a flood of views from that boat fight. I love it. Black people are the best.
@quietdude0001
9 ай бұрын
Great video to show to other races to intrepret and understand.
@foxfireman188-ls1kv
9 ай бұрын
"Tom, there's no other way I can say it. I love watching black people have fun."
Y'all know I watched this again after chairgate. I have never seen a black man swim to a fight but I say they put it in the triathlon let's go!
"Idk if he lived n the bushes"😅dyin
Segura has the best black dude voice
@gour348
2 жыл бұрын
*BIKES*
@solidsnake3861
2 жыл бұрын
@@gour348 hold my pocket
After the Alabama brawl this is even funnier. Fuck around and find out 😂😂😂😂
Segura always has the strangest encounters lol
The only lie is a "Beautiful Day in Philly"! You are the KING Tom!!!
"the people's mayor". funny AF.
"Get him!" Should not be the best part of this. But it is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Frisky2timesCosplay
2 жыл бұрын
It was the "no HIM HIM" for me lmfao
Funniest guy to come out of that whole Rogan L.A. crew.
@tatumsh9
3 жыл бұрын
Very true
@sladehildebrand7518
3 жыл бұрын
Idk, bill burr is pretty hilarious too.
@tombruckman6954
3 жыл бұрын
what about bart
@Oakshield2
3 жыл бұрын
@@sladehildebrand7518 Bill Burr was already a established comic before moving to LA. He's a NY comedy cellar guy, came up with some of the greatest comics alive.
@russt9478
3 жыл бұрын
Callen, Von, Sebastian, Bert. Ari, Henchclif, Diaz You gotta see them live baby, you will laugh.
This aged beautifully after what happened at the Montgomery Brawl
@Notoriouscj1
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
This was the clip that made Tom my favorite comedian ever. He took what I was thinking about "racial loaylty" and put it into words I could never have worded better, or as hilariously.
Rest in Peese FEDSMOKER, keep on fetherin' it brother
@Biggie_Cheese704
3 жыл бұрын
Pease*
@tenkkutn
3 жыл бұрын
@@Biggie_Cheese704 lol better tred lightly, brotha... Fedsmoke don't care about grammer. U gonna end up on the web.
@oscaruvalle7538
3 жыл бұрын
He passed gas?
@dusanaeagles9950
2 жыл бұрын
@@Biggie_Cheese704 peace 😁
@mad_elf
2 жыл бұрын
@@Biggie_Cheese704 you had time to google it and everything.
I can't believe its taken me so long to discover Tom, omg he is a great story teller comedian. He just has his delivery down to a T (much like John Mulaney in my opinion) where he could be saying the most mundane thing but it just comes out hilarious
@nickandrews2255
Жыл бұрын
Same
@nieceypiecey100
Жыл бұрын
“Discover”
@ICN8IVE
5 ай бұрын
It's mostly stories.
I would love for him to be at the Alabama boat fight.
@mztweety1374
9 ай бұрын
Child, the commentary would be absolute fire😂😂😂
@geekymetalhead5112
6 ай бұрын
@@mztweety1374 Man's would be spitting like the M1 Flammenwerfer
I love this bit man! Always hilarious! Got me in the mood to rewatch the whole special.
@AiNEntertainment101
3 жыл бұрын
...same here! 😅
@CymonTempler
3 жыл бұрын
“Because you’re saying it Japanese” is the bit that makes me laugh. Mostly because my family and their partners are the same kinds of stupid as that check in guy is.
@red0ctane19
3 жыл бұрын
@@CymonTempler Hahaha! Yeah I feel that one too.
@BrettfordBolts
2 жыл бұрын
@@CymonTempler SEGUUUUURA
This and the dog killing bit are my two favorites lol
Definitely one of the top tier comedians of this era.
"OUR him" TOM PLSSSS
"you're like, 'fuck that guy'". 😂I said exactly that in a situation not to different.
The Richard Pryor reference was perfect.
@simonsen7621
3 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@duncdonut
2 жыл бұрын
@@simonsen7621 The job interview sketch on SNL with Chevy Chase.
@simonsen7621
2 жыл бұрын
@@duncdonut Thanks! :)
Love you Tom. You helped me through getting sick. Made me smile everyday!
When he simulated a black man hopping out of the bushes, I lost it 😂😂
Unlike Joe Rogan and Kevin Hart who have to Yell a punchline to the top of their lungs to make the audience think it’s funny. This a guy who does comedy.
@Santoryu90
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t know about that with Kevin Hart but Joe Rogan definitely ain’t funny
@itchyandveryscartchy30
2 жыл бұрын
@@Santoryu90 Kevin Hart doesn’t allow himself to be funny anymore because he’d rather keep his job than getting canceled so he just doesn’t have any funny material after filtering it. But that I can understand from a business perspective. But Joe Rogan when he talks about comedy Or try impressions on the JRE and really introduce himself as a comedian I just can’t understand does he really believe that? Is he funny?
@Santoryu90
2 жыл бұрын
I agree that Kevin Hart would probably want to avoid getting “canceled” hell the thing he got flak for initially was pretty stupid because cancel culture is stupid, I still say he’s still good. Joe on the other the hand idk I don’t think he was or ever really funny comedian or not.
@itchyandveryscartchy30
2 жыл бұрын
@@Santoryu90 - the problem with Rogan is that he is convinced that he is a comedian. And he actually have a career in it which is really astonishing how much he is living this fantasy like he truly thinks that he is funny. But he is really not and I laugh at dumb shit all the time but he is just not funny at all so the fact that he became rich from doing comedy makes me think what an interesting world we live in.
@zacharystecher3266
2 жыл бұрын
@@Santoryu90 dude just yells at the mic
Great stuff Tom Tom! He may not be invited to the (temporarily closed) cookout but he sure nuff can get a plate at work! 😂🤣😂
Technically it's Intra-racial loyalty. Interracial loyalty would be between separate races. thanks porn!
@67bajaconv
2 жыл бұрын
And they say we learn nothing good from porn.
@user-lj2fw5lo8y
2 жыл бұрын
i think he said inner
@robK1320
2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure he says "inner", not "inter"
@GiDD504
2 жыл бұрын
@@robK1320 according the subtitles its interracial so...
@dlizzy3835
2 жыл бұрын
@@GiDD504 the subtitles also said “he calls him a ‘nerd’…” 😂
Tom is just the king of delivery not one bad shot he's got the best flow
This clip - this one....is my absolute favorite.
one of the best joke writers out there. perfect execution.
This aged well
His clever little metaphors are hilarious
This shit makes me cry laughing every time
BIKES!!!!???!!!
Tom Segura a true legend I like his comedy just awesome 😂
The recent ferry boat fight proved this. Guys popping up from portals and behind even Black Manta rose out of the sea to join in
I was like No…him him…our him 😂😂😂😂 I still cant breath 😂😂😂
Last lines fully resonate with me.... Karma is karma... Dont involve me with what you brought upon yourself
I really wanna go see his standup
"He calls him a nihmnghmnghhh" 🤣
"Get 'im!" Hahahaha
This bit vs bikes! Is hard to choose for #1 segura bit Keep em high and tight
Way to pander to 2021 Tom, that a baby.
"Get'em!" 🤣
“Our him” 😂
The people who disliked this video are the same people Tom will be uploading pictures of.
@longshlongg6866
2 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
Anyone here after the Alabama boat fights?
This is still my favourite bit of toms
Love this guy
As someone who lives in Pennsylvania and lives close to Philadelphia, I can confirm this happens
I’ve heard this bit at least half a dozen times. Still had me snort-laughing 😂
I literally hollered laughing! 😆 😂 😂
I freaking love you Tom 😆
As they hold torches. I actually giggled
He's my favorite comedian.
« You’re about to get murdurrrd »🤣 im crying.
Such a good bit.
I read the thumbnail as "I saw a Facial fight" and I was thoroughly intrigued, thinking that 2 people just started getting really animated with their facial expressions. I wasn't disappointed with what I got, instead, but I was a little...I really wanted to hear about that facial fight
@big_duecebungalow5138
Жыл бұрын
Yours and my browser history must be way different because if I would of saw “facial fight”, expressions is not the first thing that would of came to mind
New to Tom Segura. Guy is hilarious, especially his bball skills.
Love it!!
"Our Him"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit I just watched this last night lmao
@clay_freespirit
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Todd.
@shampthedog
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Todd.
@toddjefferson8761
2 жыл бұрын
@@shampthedog aw come on guys I just wanted to be part of something 🥺😓
I am dying from this one. I love you. You always say shit other people want to, but don’t. You definitely blur the social norm lines…but in the best way. 🤣🤪 maybe it’s because I’m from England, and find ur humor absolutely brilliant! Or…maybe it’s because I’ve got a sick sense of humor 🤷🏻♀️
Absolutely hilarious! 😆
Love Tom He is always funny