Plot twist: this whole conversation happened a week ago💀💀💀

@user-uo9ef2zt6q

7 ай бұрын

Don,t be like that💀

@KingOzymandias_

7 ай бұрын

The plot twist but worse: The conversation happened a week ago and the girlfriend was in 6th grade EDIT: this is the point of the original comment im stupid. only took me a few months to notice.

@red_hornet56

7 ай бұрын

​@@KingOzymandias_hello nine one one

@TheBedrockMaster

4 ай бұрын

👀@@KingOzymandias_

@TheBedrockMaster

4 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t be surprised…

Killing a family in 2004 and getting away with it is so relatable🤣🤣🤣

@ChessCat1500

8 ай бұрын

Idk 2006 is more relatable..

@Junior-os8zm

8 ай бұрын

💀

@pyrobyte69

8 ай бұрын

such a cringey silly thing! 😂😂

@potatobowmaster5396

8 ай бұрын

For me it was 2019

@I.have.social.anxiety

8 ай бұрын

Ikr for me it’s just yesterday

"The Origin of Victor Blaine"

@aashitajitsaria9427

Ай бұрын

😂😂

@ChefORANGUTAN

Ай бұрын

Fr💀

@LeBooBooismysunshine

6 күн бұрын

Nah he lied and Vic doesn't do that

@bassel5046

2 күн бұрын

"villains are made not born" ahh moment💀

Imagine his 6th grade girlfriend is watching that video is she’s like, “Was he taking about me?”

@sledger867

8 ай бұрын

She would probably be like, "oh, ok"

@lucidmaster

8 ай бұрын

She is that criminal of 2004

@ShaharYoel

8 ай бұрын

​@@lucidmastershe killed my famaliy and im seeking revenge.

@lucidmaster

8 ай бұрын

@@ShaharYoel may the justice take control

@yunifluffy8217

7 ай бұрын

yo guys so hillarious😂

The second hand embarrassment hurts so much... But mostly because it's too close to my own experience lmao

@Thatbighippo

8 ай бұрын

Same bro

@ACME223

8 ай бұрын

This be facts

@Diabetoo

8 ай бұрын

same bro and 6th grade was recent for me agh i'm cringing rn just thinking about myself back then

@nostalji75

8 ай бұрын

@@Diabetoo how old are 6th grader in the US? Like 12? I am so glad I didnt have a phone with whatsapp when I was a teen. But damn it seems like kids these days live fast and intense.^^

@godwarrior3403

8 ай бұрын

Yeah? Try relating to this, when you were 16 instead of 12 😂 I mean it's damn near a 1 for 1. Don't worry young people, you can learn and be less cringey later 😂

Bro, if people looked through mine, I would land in federal prison for life 💀

@KloverKhan

8 ай бұрын

df was bro saying

@Motta474

8 ай бұрын

@@KloverKhan jk… or not

@6Angello1

8 ай бұрын

This video makes me glad I didn't take the chance to have a gf in 5th grade

@DryEther

8 ай бұрын

​@@6Angello1I had one when I was 5 yo

@No0o0o0o0o

7 ай бұрын

@@DryEthersigma

This dude is hilarious! Thank God his channel exists!

@Ruji_Jingu

8 ай бұрын

fr

@admiralwastaken

8 ай бұрын

saying shit like this is passive aggressive

@YogurtEdits

8 ай бұрын

@@admiralwastakendam didn’t know we could get emotions through text now, “are you a hotel room? Cuz u didn’t stay long :(“

@Cilliancod37

3 ай бұрын

Bleep boop beep🤖

@ErinCruz-eu2xu

3 ай бұрын

​@@Cilliancod37oh no the ai is back👀🔫

This brought back memories that I specifically burned and repressed Thanks.

@kostthecuber

8 ай бұрын

What do you mean?

@jackmacksack7319

8 ай бұрын

Same

@kikosawa

7 ай бұрын

You got some strong mf burning fuel there bud, can I get some for mine?

@Christopher-nq1bn

6 ай бұрын

Same 😭😭

@ale_papa

6 ай бұрын

Aah man... I feel that.

If someone with these texting skills can get a girlfriend in the 6th grade that means you can too (yes, you specifically) Hey everyone, I hope you're ready for a dose of reality, because here it comes: I am officially the hottest thing on the internet right now. Seriously, move over, everyone else-there's a new sheriff in town, and that sheriff's name is me. Let's just take a moment to appreciate the sheer brilliance of it all. I mean, here I am, casually browsing through the comments section on KZread, and what do I find? Oh, just a little comment with 1800 likes. No big deal, right? Wrong! It's a HUGE deal, and it's all thanks to yours truly. Now, I hate to say I told you so, but... actually, scratch that. I LOVE to say I told you so. Because let's face it, I've been saying all along that I'm destined for greatness. And now, here I am, basking in the glow of my own genius. But let's not forget where credit is due. Sure, I'm the one with the charm, the wit, the undeniable star quality. But you, my adoring fans, you're the ones who keep coming back for more. You're the ones who recognize true talent when you see it (and trust me, you're seeing it right now). This led me to realize I'm not just another face in the crowd, I'm better than all of you, pathetic *spits* non-celebs out there, so if you're one of my haters that adore me secretly keep scrolling, KID. So, to all the other content creators out there, I have just one thing to say: better luck next time. Because when it comes to dominating the internet, there's only room for one superstar-and that superstar is me. Im better.

@AMT_AllMyThoughts

8 ай бұрын

I know I can, but...goddamn why say it like that...

@NeosHelios_

8 ай бұрын

Idk man, I don't think I got even that much texting skills😅

@percy.garou1001

8 ай бұрын

I Mean I don't even know my preference in Women,And I don't even know how to approach them 😭

@DeluxeSlayer

8 ай бұрын

Hol up

@nostalji75

8 ай бұрын

​@@percy.garou1001 like every other human.

“I’m the quiet kid now” 💀

@stolenmonkey7477

7 ай бұрын

A whole new meaning now adays

@somebody6282

6 ай бұрын

6th grade him rlly wanted to play irl cod

@thesilverblader6714

3 күн бұрын

Ok

1:18 bro is 11 talking about "good ol' days" 😭

i love how he just casually share these embarrasing moments with the whole internet

Honestly killing a family of four is less cringe that this 💀 This fr giving me flash backs 😭

@ILEM_yt

8 ай бұрын

Killing a family with 3 kids and 1 mum on July 12 2008 then hiding the bodies 6ft down and hiding dead animals 3ft over the bodies so the police won't find it, then getting them back up in 2009 to sell their bones to a museum and make a lot of money with it, so much that I did it in 2012 2016 2019 and 2022 again, Is so relatable 😂😂 and also less cringe than these text messages 💀💀💀🛫🏢🏢💀💀💀💀💀

@NeosHelios_

8 ай бұрын

@@ILEM_yt Yes sir! It's him! We got your man!

“Are you over me” “Yes” “Because I want you to be with someone who is better than me” GOD DID THAT REMIND ME OF MY SELF 😭

I didn't have a bf but my friend wanted to stop being friends and basically we had a pity competition for like 3 hours and then she went to the principal claiming I bullied her 😭 I showed the principal the texts and she was so bamboozled lmao. Like imagine seeing messages like "I'm gonna go KMS now" "ok and? You think I care? I'm gonna run away" "but why wouldn't you care? Are you a psychopath" etc. Lmao

@rei93

8 ай бұрын

that’s toxic af

@Universes201

7 ай бұрын

NGL that is toxic

@theminer49er5

7 ай бұрын

Dude was that middle school? Those messages are the seed to a really really unhealthy tree. Definitely a cluster b personality disorder at play

@piercebunge4297

7 ай бұрын

middle school kids are just different now@@theminer49er5

@samradnivaidya6969

6 ай бұрын

the fact that this happened to me AS A 16 FREAKING YEAR OLD. 16. you'd expect some amount of maturity at this age but no.

Bro that plot twist at the end lmao 😂 “Don’t ignore your gf for two weeks straight and expect her not to break up with you”

Thanks for bringing the "ok" back, at least I know I was one of many victims.

@STEIN470

22 күн бұрын

Same here.. that state of nonchalance those people held is a painful one

"Are you a transformer?" "No" "OK. Are you sure?" "Yes" "You transformed" "What?" "Idk" Pure genius

@ColinWilliams-ml9bx

8 ай бұрын

Rizz

@olimpioda

8 ай бұрын

IDK

@tribaltreegoat

8 ай бұрын

im suprised she didnt ask him to marry her on the spot after he said that line, women these days smh

@Why_do_we_hafta_choose_handle

7 ай бұрын

​@@tribaltreegoat those 🤓

@AverageCommentor

7 ай бұрын

@@tribaltreegoat. I know right. I sure would've plighted my troth if I were a wee lass and a troublesome young man came along and engaged me in such fey conversation.

As someone who was in a similar position as him, I want to puke whenever I read the messages I sent to my ex. So the fact he was so nonchalant and calm when reading these is impressive

Andy is the funniest guy ever fr 😂

i felt that to the core man, those cringy texts from middle school hit hard

How was this girl so confident and savage tho I was always way too nice to these kinds of guys

@user-gw3mt6sb6t

4 ай бұрын

I was the guy and trust me we needed the niceness

@THE_DOMINAT0R

25 күн бұрын

@@user-gw3mt6sb6tyou needed the opposite or you’d never learn

Bro, the "*notification* "AHAHAHAHAHAH!" *hospital noises*" got me 💀

embracing the cringe one was is always a respectful act.

"I remember my first breakup. She said, 'Forget me.' I replied, 'Can I get your best friend's number then?'" She did throw a water at my face Hope that helps!

@AlfaJuegaYT

7 ай бұрын

How could she throw a water via text?

@b8IIin

7 ай бұрын

@@AlfaJuegaYT bro capping about his first breakup lmao

@zytr0x108

7 ай бұрын

@@AlfaJuegaYTit could have been… *in person* …

@RahulKumar-yy3dc

7 ай бұрын

@@zytr0x108 you got it right dude.

@bigjc5546

6 ай бұрын

@@AlfaJuegaYTreading comprehention, he wrote: she said. that means she told him something, not texted

Bro was watching too many Romance animes 😭🙏

@noahpancakes6507

8 ай бұрын

Sad thing is adult men act like this. 💀 it's a weird world out there

@Aso7989

8 ай бұрын

@@noahpancakes6507 Fr ☠️

@ajuranproductions

8 ай бұрын

@@noahpancakes6507everyone not only men acts like that

@noahpancakes6507

8 ай бұрын

@@ajuranproductions but in a lot of cases after the breakup the first ones to actually act like this are men. I honestly think it's the way we wired 💀 just most of us grow way out of that fast ASF

@ajuranproductions

8 ай бұрын

@@noahpancakes6507 idk bout you but as soon as I get a breakup I’m sleeping but that’s just me

One of the best KZreadrs still making good content

Classic case study of the 5 stages of grief😭😭😭

only OGs remember this being out on the Andy Rants channel

@tobivance1078

8 ай бұрын

Tf is that picture of dignan

@reelcloudy

8 ай бұрын

I knew I remember this video from somewhere😭

That girl had some steel boundaries

He got the bow for a reason 😂

This is actually the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

You know, for a Sixth grader. Those texts used words that even an 8th grader wouldn’t understand.

This is Victor Blaine's origin story

This is one of the best channels that ever existed. OffendingEverybody is another rare golden channel.

this was hilarious but dear lord it was a tough watch my heart hurt from physically cringing

@xandergay3505

7 ай бұрын

had to pause it 5263 times

this new type of content is looking good!

As someone who went to an all boys school I was saved from a lot of cringe

@saddesklunch2544

7 ай бұрын

As someone who was homeschooled, I was saved from even more

@Excepticus

7 ай бұрын

Won't stop me fr

@thatoneguy611

7 ай бұрын

@@saddesklunch2544no, you are the embodiment of cringe

@saddesklunch2544

7 ай бұрын

Oh, I don’t know how I am, but sorry I guess?@@thatoneguy611

@rudalph5923

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, saved from a whole lotta puss puss too

After my 6th grade girl broke up with me I cared for 5 mins then dated her bsf 2 days later I was a gangster💀

I just discovered this channel. Amazing.

Bro dated Victor Blane apparently

@PayForViewsJST

4 ай бұрын

Who victim blames their 6th grade girlfriend? Andy: ME

"He got the bow for a reason"💀

Bro she didn't even CARE about u venting over ur breakup with her. No mercy lol

This was actually the funniest thing I have seen I a while

Yo. I have seen a few shorts of yours that were 100% gold so came to your channel to find full videos. I was a little disappointed but only because there weren’t a ton of longer videos. Keep making content bro and you will go places. Amazing. Subscribed

Im either crying because of sadness for this man right here or laughter

This is golden! Legit made me laugh 💀

When i saw you at 30k i knew youd blow up those shorts of yours are hilarious and this is too. Espeacially the cutting and humor.

This is incredible. This dude is going to catch fire.

Love the villain origin story man

This video is causing me physical pain. I love it

I remember one text from a girl "I'm kinda tired I'm going to sleep"... it was 5 pm

@bigjc5546

6 ай бұрын

🫡

This is Doctor Victor Blane's backstory, now he came back showing no mercy too.

this is therapist victor blane villian arc 💀💀

I need my narrative back! and this kid needs to see Dr. Victor Blane.

@nostalji75

8 ай бұрын

This might be the origin story of Dr. Victor Blane. The day he realised that lies won't help you to keep your soulmate.

@theanalyser8456

Ай бұрын

​@@nostalji75Dude was just about to comment the same thing

relatable af tho💀 (my school’s 9th graders break ups r like this wtaf)

Man I love your content keep it up brother man!

The CIA could not water board my 6th grade texts out of me

Origin story of "Darth Racist"

Legends say he still isnt over her

I think he can still make it work! Don't give up!

best video i seen in a month

“Trust me girl, this ain’t my first relationship” ahh convo 😭💀😭💀

Yo, the metaphor trick was brill

He literally texting with an npc

Nobody could torture these text messages out of me

I'm SOOOOO GLAD cell phones were only for the rich business types and pagers were all the rage when I was in 6th grade because if any of the cringy love letters were to ever be found I'd die immediately

The “I’m gonna run away lie metaphor thing” I DID THE SAME THING TOO LMAO

this is the type of thing someone that seeks attention would do, and we all know what happened to people who seek attention, they lost their fathers

6th grade him a damn poet 💀

The second hand embarrassment got me going crazy

the family of four is wild

after watching this whole thing I have to say two words, "W RIZZ" 🤣

He is funny!if someone text like that…I have no hope for them

This video was most definitely the result of one of 2 things, a lost bet of a truth or dare gone wrong.

Love your channel

4:05 bro literally just like my crush these girls are brutal and cruel but we still love them😭😭😭 we are down atrocious

How does he always manage to make funny content for us 😂

I wish I still had my 6th grade chats there was so much going on

As someone with the heart of a 6th grader I can relate

Bro actually described my life

I literally laughed so hard to this I couldn't breathe

"It's too late now to say sorry" I saw what you did there!!!!

Ey a new upload amazing :D

“I feel like a hotel room bc you didn’t stay along”💀💀💀💀

Reminds me of myself only my case was in fifth grade and was way worse. There was a whole love triangle there that was crazy

Not even batman could get this info out of me 😭

Seems a bit early to be on the forbidden pre workout

This is relatable the only difference is that she responded and snapchat is the best place to put break up messages

3:54 she watches Star Wars with you she’s automatically a 10

if you rejected this man considor yourself an opp

ayy the fingerless gloves are cool ;^;

This reminds me of my cringey 8th grade texts

Bruh mine were undoubtedly worse by a large margin. Just imagine being the best looking most athletic and smartest guy in the class with one flaw being incapable of talking to women so I texted them the way I text my friends I am surprised that I didn't end up in jail. But I'm not surprised that I never had a gf, and I'm 22.

@bravemouse992

6 ай бұрын

Buddy calm down

@bigjc5546

6 ай бұрын

stop gobbling your meat saying you're beautiful and start talking to people. beauty also includes personality, develop that, humble yourself and you'll be golden

@mao3711

6 ай бұрын

this cannot be a real fucking comment 😭

@Perun0001

6 ай бұрын

@mao3711 well yeah it's unreal to live such a bs life ngl, I survived in forests completely alone for weeks even killed a grizzly with nothing but a small axe and knife even earned a scar from it's claws thought it ripped out my spine when it hit me but my jacket took the most damage so he only scraped the skin, and not even that could help me overcome my fear and finally speak with a girl, I just freeze and hope they don't talk with me. Idk why honestly, could be because whenever I tried they would either laugh or smile and stare me dead in the eyes for no reason so I walked away because that's mostly what you do when you want to make fun of someone, and I'm not about it. If I don't say anything funny why laugh at me it makes no sense.

@deimos9581

5 ай бұрын

​@@Perun0001 buddy you didn't kill a fucking grizzly. You are not fooling anybody

Damn this guy 😂😂😂 He gets me everytime

Ngl, this is a little too relatable, but mine is even worst because I was a junior in high school

Girls bruv... As tough and carefree we think we are they can crush us at will without lifting a finger. We all learn that the hard way...

“my girlfriend must’ve been thanos because she showed no emotion throughout this entire time” 😭😭

Bro was capping harder than lebron james breaking up with her

"Are you a transformer? Because you transformed."