The therapist when the card declines :

@Bob-li8zj

8 ай бұрын

💀

@ZachAkai

8 ай бұрын

Money talks

@PucIe

8 ай бұрын

theRAPIST

@Shadow12359

8 ай бұрын

​@@PucIeyou?

@bot01020

8 ай бұрын

Very original

"I'm 200 for the hour, why're you here "💀 He's not wrong

@retronerds6884

5 ай бұрын

For real you can't pay for bills or feed your family but you got money for therapy 🤣🤣🤣

@elcapo8860

2 ай бұрын

He ain't even 'not wrong' he just ironly slaps you with a wake up call from reality

@thegamingcreeper12

28 күн бұрын

As he said that, I read your comment

@bimalsaha6392

24 күн бұрын

fax🤣

@osamadar1358

21 күн бұрын

+1

"Dayum! I didnt know it was telepathic" 💀💀

@Opmehh124

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@a.greywolfe4056

8 ай бұрын

I couldn't stop laughing to that

@Opmehh124

8 ай бұрын

@@a.greywolfe4056 faxs😂

@paolomangiafico8839

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

@theophilusalatu4694

7 ай бұрын

😂

The fact that a lot ppl today honestly need his advice is crazy

@pancakelord6495

8 ай бұрын

Never changed just more public

@spoongaming9507

8 ай бұрын

Bro you literally missed the entire point of the satire skit😭

@ellytravers-et3eu

8 ай бұрын

Nah tbr I agree with this statement. Lotta these people should jus listen to him

@doormatcat

8 ай бұрын

People are very deluded in today's world

@prod.superior5434

8 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@spoongaming9507the point of the skit is that therapists lie to you for a check, and that nobody really wants to hear the truth

"Damn, i didn't know i was telepathic" That's gold

@jonathanholloway2127

7 ай бұрын

That was smooth. That was the transfer from spitting facts to whining his feelings about them.

@billyramirezhealthybydesig5188

4 ай бұрын

Hahahah

💀 I think the fact that half the time his advices are actually good make it so much worse

@MatthewMurraycogswoth

8 ай бұрын

I think you have a low opinion of yourself cause he's not right half the time, maybe like 10% of the time, tops.

@skinnycheeto9482

8 ай бұрын

@@MatthewMurraycogswoth Technically she could have had another one by now

@smolbean2263

8 ай бұрын

​@@MatthewMurraycogswothNah, his advices are true, if they are good? No, not all the time. He is being rude and inconsiderate on top of being truthful. It is his delivery and snarky remarks that make him bad

@Sizjs

8 ай бұрын

@@smolbean2263 could have had 4

@VxsselReals

8 ай бұрын

@@smolbean2263cant accept the truth

This guy has gotta be the best character he's come up with 🤣

@darkzonegaming9169

8 ай бұрын

Ryan is still the og

@Philippecastro427

8 ай бұрын

Ryan the undercover straight agent is his best character.

@FIamboyance

4 ай бұрын

@@Philippecastro427that’s Private Ryan to you

"Why are you grinding so hard, their isn't a hall of fame for body count" damn I might have to use that one 😂😂

@MANTUEFLIE2

Ай бұрын

There is absolutely a body count hall of fame

@dumbassdude8372

Ай бұрын

​@@MANTUEFLIE2 Hall of Shame

@Puhngaknghaka

25 күн бұрын

Thats where we know mia kahilfa

I wonder if we can see a future where some of his clients actually turned their life around

@timurthejerk9270

8 ай бұрын

like in Saw, they'll eventually help him deliver no (nonsense) therapy

@nautilusmc7552

8 ай бұрын

Nahh, women don't change 🤣🤣

@aki3mii

8 ай бұрын

@@nautilusmc7552”omg, you’re so misogynistic!”

@imarandomperson761

7 ай бұрын

@@nautilusmc7552 What is blud saying

@hughg.rection8567

7 ай бұрын

@@nautilusmc7552buddy u can’t be talking about women you’ve never actually talked to one

(2:49) "If my daughter had a body count as high as you, I'd have parental trauma" Got me rolling on the floor🤣

"At that point, it's his money. I don't know what to tell you." im crying😂😂😂😂

"These people just wanna trama dump" "I'm suppose to help them improve not make them feel better" Where can I hired his guy as my therapist?

@friedwater7500

8 ай бұрын

Fr that line hit hard

@NRC613

8 ай бұрын

​@@friedwater7500you got no issues you just wanna hear yourself talk and have someone listen at your ramblings

@SouL-ob5wx

8 ай бұрын

I mean if you're able to feel better, the process of improving would be much smoother. If you feel worse, you won't improve.

@mikeuuby

8 ай бұрын

​@@SouL-ob5wx man, you can feel worse and actually improve. For example, i can go to the gym and feel very bad, but i will still get muscles by exercising in the right way, and that is still improvement.

@SouL-ob5wx

8 ай бұрын

@@mikeuuby Tired doesn't mean bad. Depressed, sad and other feelings like that mean bad. Physical improvement is completely different from mental improvement. If you exercise, then no matter how you feel, you will get more in shape because that's your body. But if you go to the therapist and feel even more depressed after that, you won't improve because that's your mind.

Victor is the therapist people deserve but not the one they need right now. I am proud of you Victor !!!

@TheDoerOfRandomStuff

8 ай бұрын

Isn't it "need but don't deserve"? Or did you mean what you said?

@SouL-ob5wx

8 ай бұрын

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff I'm pretty sure he meant what he said lmao

@Itmeb

8 ай бұрын

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuffI think it’s from a Batman movie

@TheDoerOfRandomStuff

7 ай бұрын

@@Itmeb ok

@sen-sen8939

7 ай бұрын

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff People definitely dont need a therapist like this one. But goddamn some of the whiney bitches irl really deserve him.

This is exactly what I would sound like if I were a therapist, and that's exactly why I'm not a therapist.

@ChanyeolChanyeol-ko4rh

8 ай бұрын

That's why you'll never be a therapist

@ramy7866

8 ай бұрын

​@@ChanyeolChanyeol-ko4rhwho are you to tell what people can't become 😕

@ChanyeolChanyeol-ko4rh

8 ай бұрын

@@ramy7866 I'm me and I can tell it by his perception

@omarsali2990

8 ай бұрын

Sadly for you you are already a therapist that doesn't get paid and doesn't know he is one

@aleekscribblerofdeydras9036

8 ай бұрын

That's why you SHOULD be a therapist

“I’m a therapist, not a babysitter.” That line goes hard asf!!!

Still better than most modern therapists who just enable people and tell them what they want to hear.

@HavenarcBlogspotJcK

8 ай бұрын

They do that so that the patient would be open for a solution. People build wall around themselves when they hear what they dont want to hear. Its more effective to flatter them, or gaslight them into thinking its not their fault. People are sheeps, and its easier herding them if they're happy.

@imarandomperson761

7 ай бұрын

Love how people nowadays stereotype those who work hard to help the mentally struggling as bad people who make everyone softies for profit In that case do doctors diagnose us with non-existent illnesses to make us pay for medicine ?

@a2yung930

6 ай бұрын

​@@HavenarcBlogspotJcKGoddamn are you the therapist's brother?

@HavenarcBlogspotJcK

6 ай бұрын

@@a2yung930 No but this method is not limited to therapies. It is used by sales, diplomat, account executive, etc as well. It is also literally taught to salemen during their orientation.

@snesjkksdnuesjjsj

6 ай бұрын

@@HavenarcBlogspotJcKbut the thing is,they shouldn't be

"Im starting to understand this whole victim-blaming thing, because that's definitely his fucking fault" The narrator is rougher than the therapist

"Other girls have no issue swallowing my TRUTH serum."😂😂That got to me!

"Idk why she's grinding so hard they don't have a HOF for body count" Lmao damn dude's a menace

"Damn i dont know i was telepathic " is a master piece

“All liars burn in the lake of fire, and I’m colder than a b****.” Ice cold fr, this man got some based takes no cap.

Honestly....this was therapeutic for me. I had been nursing a breakup that happened months ago. It really helped to just hear someone say get over it. I mean...logically it clouded the B.S. so I could start dating again. This is a good technique.

@nartdarym4237

7 ай бұрын

Hail zeuus

@paulon0417

6 ай бұрын

@@Coolerstetth.32 sometimes telling that to yourself isnt enough. sometimes you need someone to fucking bitchslap yourself

@LackOfDeer69420

6 ай бұрын

I’m not gonna lie it’s kinda your fault

@proxy_43

4 ай бұрын

​@@LackOfDeer69420 both are guilty

It's insane how this series is booming with so many immaculate lines

Isn't this real kind of therapy people need? Btw Most underrated channel

@raghulravichandran4231

8 ай бұрын

Therapy is basically sugar coating. It's beating around the bush and make them realise they are the problem. Sadly some therapists stop midway

@doormatcat

8 ай бұрын

Yes this is the most efficient way but people are too soft because a large majority of people these days are very egocentric and narcissistic. I' no exception I'm a little more egocentric than I'd like to be

@judg3m3ntal

8 ай бұрын

@@raghulravichandran4231 Yeah but I guess it works

@inquisitionagent9052

8 ай бұрын

@@doormatcat who asked? Tf you narcissistic about? You ain't worth sht. I'm surprised you love yourself this much considering nobody else will. (Is it working?)

@imarandomperson761

8 ай бұрын

It's a skit, the advice given is purposefully terrible, that was the literal point of the video 😭

Man, I need a therapist like this. keep up the good work, Doc!

@ninjawarriors2838

8 ай бұрын

Watch Andrew tate 🌚

@pri012

8 ай бұрын

​@@ninjawarriors2838he don't know me yet son!

I want a therapist like this, I'm going there to improve, not just have someone listen to me for an hour and take $200. I want to be told what I did wrong so I can fix it and move on.

@mateuszkrytyk5711

5 ай бұрын

You can simply do it yourself ?

@catpoke9557

Ай бұрын

That's what therapists do...

@supayambaek

Ай бұрын

​@@catpoke9557that's what _good_ therapist do. unfortunately, from the sound of it, they'd been seeing some moneyhungry therapists.

@MorgansSoul

Ай бұрын

You don't need one to do that...

@God7OD

23 күн бұрын

​​@@mateuszkrytyk5711Nah some people like myself can't see their own flaws need someone else to point them out

Damn, I don't care what anyone says.. this Therapist is legit. This video has revealed more problems with therapy today through comedy than I have seen before.

@neosmith166

7 ай бұрын

@@Ungabunga.44 Hmm.. I am guessing you have been to therapy. And I am not diminishing even a little how important and useful therapy can be to people who just need some emtional help and guidance to get through tough times.

@kenysulivan95

27 күн бұрын

​@@neosmith166 lol I mean, validating your issues pays my bills, I can understand why some people would make whole carriers on it😂

4:10- He is technically correct - the best kind of correct

@Nicholas54

29 күн бұрын

Futurama?

If i need a therapist i need one like this he’s actually giving good advice

@bgos4727

8 ай бұрын

No he isn't 🤣🤣

@mateuszkrytyk5711

5 ай бұрын

​@@bgos4727he is 🗿

@psychicbyinternet

2 ай бұрын

I really hope you're joking but Andrew Tate got millions of followers soo.... have fun with bonus trauma.

@xcept7355

Ай бұрын

​@@bgos4727 no one is waiting to your approval . Keep brainwashing yourself out of here

@xcept7355

Ай бұрын

​@@psychicbyinternet keep crying on worthless things .

“All liars burn in the lake of fire, and I’m colder than a bitch”💀

This channel is so much underrated. I can't describe how much fun it's to watch them. It's truly ineffable!

@Peeper117

7 ай бұрын

Feels like the whitest kids you know

Honestly. This shit probably works really well for some people. Rather than slowly easing the pain to get the most money out of it, bro justs ends the issue instantly as the client slowly realizes how effective this advice might be for some of them, especially the guy getting robbed daily.

@apunoa5373

8 ай бұрын

Bro didn't even call the police

@acatz9462

8 ай бұрын

hes donating to charity

@ZacksRockingLifestyle

7 ай бұрын

Reminds me of a realization I had a while ago. Bullies are generally right, and the way to defeat them is to steal their ammunition from them by solving/addressing the topic of the bullying.

@ZacksRockingLifestyle

4 ай бұрын

@@AcademicDisappointmenthow you came to that nonsensical idea, I don’t know. That isn’t what I said, at all. Bullying is done largely for status. Bullies will often find an aspect of status that their target is lacking in. When your enemies warn you of your weaknesses, those are the things to improve. When a bully tries to diminish the intelligence of their victim, for example that’s generally because the bully recognizes that, mentally, they are outpaced by their target. If a bully calls you physically weak, that bully is reminding you that you’d be higher-status (in general) than they are if you were stronger than they are. Bullies are scared to lose their status. Once, as a young teen, I was backed into a corner and called a f*gg*t by my classmate, so I slapped him across the face, and said “I’ll hit you like one.” He ran off, crying, to his mother. Here he is, accusing me of being feminine, and yet a mild slap to the face made him run off and cry. Status challenge, and he lost.

@catpoke9557

Ай бұрын

There is no instant cure. They will burn out and feel worse after if given one piece of advice, told "you've won therapy" and then made to leave.

No because this is the only therapy I would EVER seek out- just someone who tells me the truth, no bs

@eatyourcereal6577

7 ай бұрын

@Ungabunga.44 did you just call me ignorant when you're the one obviously avoiding the truth? Do you know what ignorance means? This is too funny💀

@eatyourcereal6577

7 ай бұрын

@Ungabunga.44 Do what exactly to people? I get that you're a softie but remember that this video is a joke, so obviously sometimes he's telling the truth and sometimes he's just roasting them, or both. I obviously wouldn’t want a therapist that is roasting me with the truth just to be mean, but as was said in the video, therapy should make YOU better, not make you FEEL better. You cannot go up in life if you don't know where you even are and which direction is up.

@heheaoe9817

2 ай бұрын

@UngaBunga . 44 blud deleted his comments 💀

4:09 broke me more 😂 even the narrator was like, “he’s out of line, but he’s right” 😂

Please make more. Yall have actual talent. Pls dont stop. Yall gonna be the next Smosh.

2:55 _"Take some f-ing accountability"_ This.

This is actually the therapist we all need. Someone who doesn't beat around the bush and tells you exactly what shit to do to unfuck your life.

"Told her to look in the fucking mirror"😂😂😂

1:21 Shallow that truth serum😏

@Mr.INFvoid

8 ай бұрын

BET 🥵😫😩

0:37 he got a point. Terrible financial decisions

@jesusflores5952

4 күн бұрын

he is not wrong

This guy is the best lmfao. He's so funny.

Although this was unfiltered. Bro spoke nothing but facts

@NkemUtomi

7 ай бұрын

@Ungabunga.44 how was it unrelated.

@NkemUtomi

7 ай бұрын

​@Ungabunga.44 Bro are you OK?

@NkemUtomi

7 ай бұрын

​@@Ungabunga.44Man out here talking about child passing away in a parody video bro. Just stay off the internet if it's that personal

Bro I absolutely love your content it makes my mentality ill ass laugh out loud when literally no one else does.

Most people dont need a therapist, they just need a friend who's willing to tell them the truth and the willingness to take some accountability for their own actions.

@jesusflores5952

4 күн бұрын

therapy is not it Dr.Victor Blane still gets client’s so it must be a good career.

1:50 OH MY GOD THIS IS TOO GOOD

Why is this so damn savage 💀

“That’s wrong on a personal level, but right on the technical level”

I know a girl who is 25, has a body count in the hundreds, and drinks til she passes out 7 days a week. She actually uses the “childhood trauma” line as a personality trait. Her parents got divorced….when she was 17. The most ironic thing is that she wants to major in psychology 😂😂😂

@superl8296

5 ай бұрын

I mean yeah? How she acts sounds like it stems from trauma???

@puffdaddy4537

5 ай бұрын

@@superl8296call me crazy, but your parents divorcing at 17 doesn’t constitute trauma. It’s called growing up. And the point is that all these problems could be fixed by her own decisions - which is the point of this video. People don’t want to take accountability. They want to blame others and have someone tell them it’s okay

@capotthomas9719

4 ай бұрын

​@@puffdaddy4537it's a bit easy though to decide for her it ain't trauma. And whether people are wrong or not, and whether they put themselves in this shitty situation or not, if you care you do what you can to help

@ramiroantoniomarino

28 күн бұрын

​@@capotthomas9719"Oh my god, help me!! the alcohol is forcing me to drink it!!!" "The men I have sex with took away my responsibility to choose who I lay with!!!"

2:07 literally my reaction, mr. blane is spitting facts

"At that point its his money" he isnt wrong😂

@joimumu

Ай бұрын

Agree ether have the cops ready if it always happens at the same time and a place or go any other route home

3:42 wow u just read my mind💀💀😂

If therapist were more like that we would have a better world

"Damn, I didnt know I was telepathic " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It’s like throughout the video the narrator was becoming more and more convinced that he’s actually right 😂

"You could've had another one by now" - Andy the TheRapist

best therapist ever. i prefer truth than lies, harsh thruth even.

This is such a blessing to have seen a quality skit in such a long time. Classic KZread right here

“Damn… I didn’t know I was telepathic.”

Bro i got a ad that was abt "real therapy" while watching this LMAOOOO

Maybe he's the best therapist we've ever had.

“I don’t know why she was grinding so hard. They don’t have a hall of fame for body count.” Why is that fucking hilarious and real deep at the same time?

To be fair he is a good therapist He's actually telling them that they are the problem and to improve themselves

Bro that telepathic comeback would have gotten 5 star from me, no matter what he said to me😅😅

2:50 I'd have parental trauma 😂😂😂

Nah bro "truth serum" that's crazy

yo Leakey why he kinda act like my mom if she was a therapist😂😂😂

He is a good therapist, but he would make a good Judge!

“…….but if my child had body count as high as you, I would have parental trauma”

4:42 that bloodclaat joke almost killed me 😂

The thing that makes it so funny is that he isn't wrong (and the narrator)

“I didn’t know I was telepathic” is wild

there's 2 people whose go to therapist -"you have to make me feel better, that's what i pay for" -"why would i pay someone to tell me what i wanna hear!"

😂 This guy needs his own podcast called Brutally Honest Therapy

I don't deal with crybabies I'm a therapist, not a baby sitter Micdrop😂😂

This channel deserves more love fr

'The only thing you should be filling is a job application' Facts bro

"Fill out a job application "

We need more therapists like him in this world direct and honest a true profesional

@mateuszkrytyk5711

5 ай бұрын

​@@Coolerstetth.32being a sad bitch doesn't help either, but here we are

He’s not the therapist we want. but he’s exactly the one we need.

Because he's the therapist people deserve. Not the one they need.

I just subscribed, if this guy keeps uploading this kind of content, im here to stay.

I have not cried and laughed this hard and so long this is fucking awesome

If my therapist ain't like this, i don't want him😭😭😭

i love how the narrator just grows to agree with him

Dudes content is funny af.. he deserves more view

Just keep it up bro, you're gonna blow up fr

The first line to me is the best. I’ve heard it dozens of times at this point and it kills me every time.

Man, the best therapist on the planet!

"How about you grow some freaking backbone" "Damn, you're right!🗿"

i need a therapist review of this lmao

@sashabraus3017

8 ай бұрын

Honestly, the thing about trauma dump and clients what don’t want to improve speaks to me as a therapist who works on the hotline on a personal level. Well, he is talking the truth after all (the phrasing might have been much better tho, and thing about truth serum is a bit much, but it’s comedy so it’s ok I guess). Except we care about feelings of our clients, they just prefer to change the subject or do the “everything is bad, everyone is wrong exept me” or “here’s all of mine intrusive thoughts” talk to avoid pain from exploring their actual feelings and to avoid work that had to be done to find solutions and resourses to actually deal with stuff. And I definitely get paid much less than $200 an hour. More like $2.08 an hour. Hope it was helpful, and I didn't do a lot of grammar mistakes, cause English not my first language

He’s actually a good therapist.

I love your videos bro keep it up you going straight to the top

I need a therapist like this.

This world needs him cause he speaks the truth

Nahh man the telepathic one caught me off gaurd 😂😂

Damn didnt know i was telepathic 💀

I really think his method would fix people's lives or even save them

this is like david goggins being a therapist

I love how the narrator slowly starts agreeing with Dr. Victor Blane

It’s refreshing to see this as therapy has changed for the worst.