"specialists call this mating strategy ✨ lying ✨" had me 💀

@ColinWilliams-ml9bx

7 ай бұрын

Actually this theory has been disproved by Harvard, it’s called being annoying now

@saytanikvizgiz1796

7 ай бұрын

I hear bestie one more time 🔫💥💥💥💥

@theprettiestgirl

6 ай бұрын

For real 😂

@valesspolska2811

6 ай бұрын

Same as me xD

@Western_Dude

6 ай бұрын

True _💀_

“It appears that not all of the mating strategies have been unsuccessful” That part was wild

@DJVARAO

7 ай бұрын

😂IKR

@slashersc

6 ай бұрын

GOD.DAMN.

@thiswillagenicely9702

6 ай бұрын

“The pick me female’s mating attempt proved unsuccessful. She will now hunt for a man with lower standards.”

@gs-8279

6 ай бұрын

“I said I liked football”

@sweatygamer22

6 ай бұрын

That part had me😂

"I'm so ugly , Yeah kind of " got me dying 😂

@philip8498

6 ай бұрын

if you say youre part of the boys, then be prepared to get talked to like one of the boys.

@DasSchneekatze

3 ай бұрын

I just waited for that xD

@ReckyVR.

8 сағат бұрын

Time stamp?

I can literally feel the anger flowing through my veins every single time she says "bestie"!

@stolenmonkey7477

7 ай бұрын

Bro that word makes me clinically insane

@dwarfboy9996

7 ай бұрын

I’m surprised I haven’t been sent to prison after hearing that word so many times in one video😂

@tomriddle8933

7 ай бұрын

It's a useful word if you want to signal your insincerity.

@Fabulous_Facade

6 ай бұрын

My ears... MY EARS

@Jburnsey26

6 ай бұрын

I wanna rip my ears out after I feel like I've been fucked in my ears by hearing bestie screaming down it

"Your balls will thank you." Actually fits with the pick-me personality. I believe it

@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli

6 ай бұрын

"Your Balls Will Thank You" as a womb tattoo that the guy reads when opening her up.

@strawdavid

6 ай бұрын

Exactly 🤣🤣.. I see this working especially if she tatted it close to her nether regions

@DarvakSondrath

5 ай бұрын

​@@strawdavideither the checks or the pelvis

@biggiemunch

5 ай бұрын

I am kinda tempted to get it as a tramp stamp now...

@biggiemunch

5 ай бұрын

I am kinda tempted to get it as a tramp stamp now...

"the pick me female's mating strategy here is to downplay other members of her species to make her appear as the superior mate, but in reality this strategy just makes her appear as the superior b*tch" 😭😭

@olandir

6 ай бұрын

I was scrolling through comments and got to this just as he said it in video.

@td335

Ай бұрын

Hey. She said "bros before hoes". She recited rule number one of the bro code. How the hell did she learn that?

The product placement was so damn good.

@academyofuselessideas

7 ай бұрын

manscape lawnmower: Your balls will thank you

@CKsilver

Ай бұрын

he didn't even do it for a sponsorship lmao bro just likes manscaped

Taking a shot every time she said “bestie”, see you in about 3 months

@nulled7888

7 ай бұрын

See in u in heaven 🫡

@LyricClock-fo8he

7 ай бұрын

See u in the bar

@kalyanvaghela4758

6 ай бұрын

or stoooop

@hismajesty6272

6 ай бұрын

Are you still alive bro?

@rvtking

6 ай бұрын

See you in emergency room

I've never thought I'd have anger issues over a skit😂😂😂

@Blanquefort

6 ай бұрын

what

@Rat_Atouie

6 ай бұрын

👊👊👊👊👊👊👊 Fight or Flight

@harshpatel9606

6 ай бұрын

Your ex was like this eh?

@-kate110

6 ай бұрын

Same

@imadeyoureadthis1

6 ай бұрын

BEEEEESTIE!

2:11 "GAWD DAYUMN" even the narrator is surprised💀

@lucasfonsecasittapereira8520

6 ай бұрын

The narrator can't stand it

@AghoginOritsetsemaye-vr2ls

3 ай бұрын

That part had me 💀💀💀

@The4Tifier

2 ай бұрын

This was my favourite part of this sketch!

"I'm so ugly" "...Yeah kinda" Violated 💀

The disgustingly great acting must be exhausting for her

@lolmfs

7 ай бұрын

She should be a REAL actress 😂😂

@mattyy101

7 ай бұрын

She hot 😂

@gtdc4685

7 ай бұрын

“If you hate a character, it means that the actor is great”

@dnegel9546

6 ай бұрын

I dkn i think it comes natural. Directors told her “just be yourself.” 😂

@hossxox7388

6 ай бұрын

That bestie she says is so infuriating that its great

"I'm soo ugly today" 👀 " *sigh* no you're not" "STAAWPP NOT YOU HYPING ME UPP" I can't.

“God damn” line was so perfect 😬

@6729solarwolf

6 ай бұрын

Sooo perfect

@paintdry5124

6 ай бұрын

Got* had me dead

LORE: THE NARRATOR IS THE ALWAYS THE FATHER OF THE CHARACTER WHO HE IS TALKING ABOUT

@spindashstudios9720

7 ай бұрын

He must have a lot of children then

@Arab_Gus

6 ай бұрын

@@spindashstudios9720 damn

@Jungleali

3 ай бұрын

@@spindashstudios9720wait no Alabama is banned here

Omg everytime she says " bestie " I can feel pure rage and anger coming inside of me 😊

@TheRogueminator

6 ай бұрын

Hmmmm..... I do wonder, if she also says "BESTIE!" every time she feels something inside of herself 😊🙃

@atlanciaza

5 ай бұрын

@@TheRogueminator LOL, my god, I nearly died laughing at your comment, and now I should go sanitize my neurons.

@ycebreakr17

5 ай бұрын

As someone who has encountered a pick me girl calling me “BESTIEE” it’s so fucking annoying.

I sent this to an actual real life pick me girl. She got so triggered. 😂

@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye

6 ай бұрын

W comment.

@TheUnknownD

6 ай бұрын

W

@dnegel9546

6 ай бұрын

@@TheUnknownD wish i could show you guys the messages 🤣

@ineednochannelyoutube2651

6 ай бұрын

@@dnegel9546 Try writing them out for us? I would definitely read em'.

@-kate110

6 ай бұрын

W comment respect

"You slept with the entire football team" "Bestie, I already told you: I love football"😂

i just realized this video wasn't even 4 minutes. felt like a full length feature film listening to this woman speak.

@chimtucheemshaha

2 ай бұрын

Lol😂

"Bestie... I'm so ugly" "Yes you are" *Offended Pikachu face*

Dr.Victor Blane vs Pick Me Girl “Our Battle Will Be Legendary”

@RubberyDuckkery867

2 ай бұрын

"Finally! A worthy opponent!"

@GetYourChicken17

2 ай бұрын

I want to see that so bad

@-CosmicChaos-

Ай бұрын

It happened.

@KingAero7

Ай бұрын

@@-CosmicChaos- I know. I watched it

"Question number 1, Can you get the fuck outta my apartment?" Got me💀

I had this one girl in class that texted all boys from our class just for attention and some parts are actually relatable

'I told you i love football". "GOD DAMN, IT APPEARS THAT NOT ALL OF THE MATING STRATEGIES HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL" relatable lmaooooo

@JoeFranklin1

2 ай бұрын

That's questionable...

3:42 i remember a girl saying, im like a boy, i don't shower every day and have a messy room. I was like,every man i know take daily showers and have his room clean and ordered

@amiablanket

3 ай бұрын

no thats a teenage boy. i have SO much eletronic junk on my desk, including a lithium boom biscut (bloated battery)

@user-sl1ec2mf6r

2 ай бұрын

Good

@Nothereforit174

2 ай бұрын

I know a lot of dudes that are exactly how she said. I’ve had dudes tell me it’s fine because they’re guys

@randompromises1038

22 күн бұрын

Hell, my 16yo brother takes showers twice a week and takes longer than _I_ do doing his hair and I'm a very feminine girl.

@P_4BKM77

2 күн бұрын

@@randompromises1038 twice a week? i take shower every day xd

2:36 "This pick me female is using a common mating strategy. Specialist call it fishing for compliments. This strategy only works on males of lower intelligence" It always works on me 😟... time to take a shower and re-evaluate my life 😟

@tomriddle8933

7 ай бұрын

Well, it may elicit compliments, but does it better your opinion of them?

@razereynolds7451

7 ай бұрын

It's okay to uplift them, that means you are a good person. But if you go all in and say things just to get into her pants then you have problems.

@godnyx117

6 ай бұрын

When he said that, I immediately thought: "So, in 80% of males".

@godnyx117

6 ай бұрын

@@razereynolds7451 It's ok to SAY THE TRUTH. I agree with the second part. Lot of young men are fucked up!

@academyofuselessideas

6 ай бұрын

@@godnyx117 hahaha... more like 95%!

"Nature can be brutal" killed me🤣

“Staaaawwwwwpp bestie” made me wanna die the whole god dang time

If I hear Bestie one more time I'm gon' lose it Edit: "Bestie I already you told you, I love football " is wild

I’ll never understand why any girl thinks pretending to love guy stuff will get them a boyfriend. Imagine a guy pretending to love shopping and makeup because women like it.

@theghostofmaximumvolume3414

5 ай бұрын

You mean liberal gender-fluid men?

@personthing88

5 ай бұрын

They would instantly be labeled as Gay By both genders as well

@smithynoir9980

2 ай бұрын

Had a friend whose new girlfriend pretended she liked gaming and invited him to bring his laptop over to play with her only for a few months in to flip the switch completely and say she hates games. He dumped her lying ass real quick.

@UMMH2000

2 ай бұрын

Sadly, it does work the majority of the time.

@lmcb8447

2 ай бұрын

​personthing: which they're usually are more often than not if they do , both girls enjoying football&videogames and guys enjoying make up 😂

The worst thing about a pick me up girl is if you show a little bit, a tiny amount, a miniscule quantity of interest even out of genuine concern they will the will loose their interest on you. I have done it a few times first out of naivety then I started doing it out of genuine disgust.

@fuzzypanda1684

Ай бұрын

Yep, they're just teases who want validation and attention but have no intention of actually getting with you.

@Poopyduckling9999

Ай бұрын

@@fuzzypanda1684 exactly

"God DAMN" 😂

@mlgman138

7 ай бұрын

Shit had me gone

These content will always be gold 🤌

I don't know but as a woman, I really think pick-mes are just really really funny, like whatever they do makes such an interesting comedy skit......

@user-hd7dv7rr5x

6 ай бұрын

As an Melburnian 14yo twink, I have plenty of experience with the wamens who pretend to be American stereotypes of popular girls. I go to school with a few. And indeed they are funny, but to laugh at, not with. Anytime they say bestie I do genuinely have suicidal thoughts. Sometimes. God this is gonna sound like an incel comment isn’t it. Anyway pickmes suck. One of them has this habit of hugging me from behind in a suffocating manner. They say “omigooood Pippin you’re so CUTE”. And BITCH I CANNOT BREATHE.

@user-hd7dv7rr5x

6 ай бұрын

I am, also currently identifying as female and have been for a while, so maybe that will make my comment seem less incel-y. Btw for dealing with pickmes who tell you that you are cute, respond with “ bitch I’m adorable”. Doubles them over with laughter

@calebmcallister4289

5 ай бұрын

​@@user-hd7dv7rr5xok weirdo hope you stop being depressed

@watzephuck7837

4 ай бұрын

@@user-hd7dv7rr5x > have suicidal thoughts > identifying as a female Perfectly balanced as all things should be 😂

@dkoz8321

4 ай бұрын

is it pick-me or pick-mess? Spelling is important.

"your balls will thank you" is kind of a banger tattoo for women though not even gonna lie...

@MatthewTheWanderer

3 ай бұрын

She should tattoo that on her lower back, if that spot hasn't already been taken.

@Nothereforit174

2 ай бұрын

@@MatthewTheWandererthis is the grossest thing I’ve heard of

@Nothereforit174

2 ай бұрын

No not even a little

@MatthewTheWanderer

Ай бұрын

@@Nothereforit174 LOL!

damn the "yeah kinda" and the "your balls will thank you" got me.

This man's mockumentaries are as funny as the old BBC mockumentaries such as "People Just Do Nothing" ( btw u should check that show out its soooo funny)

@1414yorks

3 ай бұрын

Never underestimate the power of spray painting things gold,it triples the value instantly! Welcome to the dream factory where dreams are made,mainly t-shirts though! Chabuddy 😂

Actual Gamer girls get a bad rep because of pick me girls. So sorry for y'all.

I love when they shut the door in her face

i can't handle her "stop bestie", one more time and i give in to the urge of unaliving myself

you perfectly nailed the voice. if she annoys me after 3 sentences, you did a fantastic job.

2:04 the narrator’s reaction had me 😂😂😂😂

The star wars republican commando music in the background at 0:27 had me 😂

"specialists call this mating strategy lying " is crazy

great video, never dissapoints!

1:53 wait a minute, it's Saturday? But... He was watching an NFL game... My boi interrupted the time space continuum to give us this skit gotta love him

@yaboykirby7789

5 ай бұрын

@@washingmachine22 Nah the thing on TV is a NFL game at 1:30 you can see it's Vikings vs 49ers

You better not lose this narrator and the narrating skit ever. I'm gonna be subbing real soon if this keeps on.

@abeerkindred5038

2 ай бұрын

@pandaangry1267 Fren be raising his standards lool

1:27 bro simply handle it anymore , lmao

She ruined the word stop for me. Cant even drive without getting upset whenever I see a stop sign 😂

4:24 bro learned the pattern

"she must pivot in order to survive" kkkkkkkkkkk maan on point.

"Hey bestieee im soo ugly today right" "No" ""Stoop bestie not you hyping me up" correct answer to this convo is : "No I mean you are just as ugly every other day too"

2:08 DAMN SHE GOT AROUND

3:19 alabama is wild

“Your balls will thank you tatted on you” LOL😂😂😂😂😂

This was very educational and will later help me in life. Thank you

She messed up like private ryan did when he didn't want that bud light 😂😂

like to get a longer full on story!! it would be absolute gold💯

mom: if you don't have any friends that are girls, your life is unbalanced every girl that i try to make friends with:

This is way too accurate to not have been based on exhaustive research

00:59 poor door.

@kirbmon64-mj5pl

Ай бұрын

The door deserved better

2:18 a girl said this in my gym class years ago and I just responded thats tough 💀.

@Whoelsebutdaksh

3 ай бұрын

Even id say skill issue good job brotha

“You almost got, ‘your balls will thank you’ tatted on you?”

@MKSBEMA

2 ай бұрын

Any chick that gets "yoir balls will thank you" tatted on them is marrige material

"Your balls will thank me" kinda work for her whole vibe, though.😊

I have never in my whole life heard someone say "bestie" directly at someone

"Bestie" is officially the most annoying word I have heard in 2023, and I love this video for it!!!

“You almost got your balls will thank you tattooed on you.” 🤣 ok, that's enough internet for today

04:04 im dying😭

@Thefreighttrain511

6 ай бұрын

I'm just saying, it might work better than pick meing

I love the editing so freaking much lol

Videos are so good and this will be a million subscribers' channel in no time.

That manscaped ad was way to slick

1:45 This is unironically good advice lmao

I was munching on some popcorn and that last "Bestie, I'm so ugly!" "Yeah, kinda." with the look on her face had me choking on a piece 😵😂

The ENTIRE football team? In one go, or spread out?

Faking interest is something a narcissist would do

This chick needs an appointment with Dr Victor Blane

Let's be honest, we were all waiting for him to say that at the end

“an ecosystem like alabama” 💀💀💀

Adding Dha Werda Verda from Republic Commando was an insane detail. Subscribed

We need this on cable TV

Interesting video format, makes it tons more funnier.

This doc style just makes it even more hilarious.;

that door slam was solid

"BeStIe girl shit up" 😂

The last part with BBC refernce had me

3:46 You get the award for the cleanest sponsor segment ever

The fact that they used Mandalorian music taken from the Republic Commando game is... Beautiful.

"Why have I never met a pick me girl?" - simps

“Your balls will thank you” would be a great tramp stamp.

The constant repetition as if viewers have the memory of a goldfish is very accurate

@user-of9hu5if5d

7 ай бұрын

this is a compilate of shorts

Thank you for this. This helped pick me up.

the yellow square... i can't even...🤣

I LOVE THE HISTORY CHANNEL NOW!😂

That abrupt ending was actually killing me lmao, I wasn’t expecting that 😂

We all know that one girl who says “bestie” constantly, over and over again.

Made my day, thank you thank you thank you.

I love this channel so much

This is comedy gold

Dude my ex was an S tier pick me. She hid it real well cause she just about hid everything.

"Fishing for compliments" :))) A new term' in my life!