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@phriedokra6158
Жыл бұрын
He .lost 120 lbs of unnecessary weight this year....drop the Kim Rock!!
@nahbruh1100
Жыл бұрын
@Adidas #Adidas SIGN HIM!
@st.michaelofcigarillo2845
Жыл бұрын
Pete will 100% shill for Israel. It is in his genetics to do so.
@EPrice-tu3of
Жыл бұрын
College drop joke from someone who is wanted to date Kim k
@robh467
Жыл бұрын
I had an employee one time take out the trash at the Walgreens where I was a manager. Gal got stuck in the leg by a needle that came out the trash bag. Long story short, it can take up to three years for HIV to show up in tests. Just think of all those people she might sleep with in those three years....
@JessMan508 Жыл бұрын
If someone I shared sexual partners with tells me I have aids, I would get that checked too.
@RHCole
Жыл бұрын
YUP
@joad8537
Жыл бұрын
Fr jokes aside The amount of shared dna between all of them is disgusting and concerning to one’s health. You know she definitely has something…
@darlenebaca9380
Жыл бұрын
@@joad8537 uh sorry to break this to you but a large part of humanity chooses to be sexually active with multiple partners. It doesn’t mean they “have something”. What they “have” is a happy fulfilling healthy sex life. Be safe and clean about it and everyone wins. except for people like you, of course.
@joad8537
Жыл бұрын
@@darlenebaca9380 enjoy chasing that high, then you females wonder why men objectify you as sexual objects.
@joad8537
Жыл бұрын
@@darlenebaca9380 only American women and wealthy men have the option to be sexually active with multiple partners. The rest of humanity chooses family.
@amandasunshine2 Жыл бұрын
Ok but if my ex's ex told me I had AIDS I'd think twice too 😳
@darrielwilliams2628
Жыл бұрын
Had to read it twice before that sunk in but damn.....👀👀👀🤯🤯🤯
@amandasunshine2
Жыл бұрын
@@darrielwilliams2628 I'd genuinely take that as him telling me he had AIDS
@darrielwilliams2628
Жыл бұрын
I totally agree but damn....😂🤣😂could've warned bro before hand now he's an accessory lol
@j-hound3731
Жыл бұрын
If u were responsible and only had protected sex then i don't think u would be worried that much
@missktofdk
Жыл бұрын
@@j-hound3731 Protected sex..? “Life is what happens when we’re busy making other plans” 😛😉
@PrayThenBreathe1528 Жыл бұрын
He’s being dead serious when he says he went to the doc to get check because Kanye said so 😂😂
@khaiqtrinh1088
Жыл бұрын
Cuz Kanye might give Kim AIDS 😂
@joad8537
Жыл бұрын
They did share the same woman.
@tinoheat728
Жыл бұрын
@@joad8537 I listened cuz he's a genius! e 🤡
@paula.44hillier
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't surprise me those nasty Kardashians probably have every every STD going because they do any man that walks by.
@Slayerx2010
Жыл бұрын
@@tinoheat728 thats the joke
@anjalisingh5524 Жыл бұрын
Pete has so much material now for standup.His life is his material now
@asanch_xvi
Жыл бұрын
His life has always been his material😂
@jamespeace4479
Жыл бұрын
not a great thing
@alooof4722
Жыл бұрын
don't most stand-up comedians use their life as material anyway
@alisab4811
Жыл бұрын
I'm dying for his next special lol
@canaisyoung3601
11 ай бұрын
He always did. Starting with the fact that his dad was a firefighter who died during the September 11th attacks.
@AmandaDixson2 жыл бұрын
I like how he's totally being candid as he's throwing shade at Kanye. It's hilarious.
@ciaravalenzuela2467
Жыл бұрын
He's being the grown-up in the situation which is way out of character for him 🤣
@rosk.wilburn5847
Жыл бұрын
Its pathetic. Are there only 10 ppl in fake "hollywood" yikes😑😑
@tammysoucy8243
Жыл бұрын
He hasn't any business that is his family.pete is the flavour for now.
@beepboop4016
Жыл бұрын
@@tammysoucy8243 I mean if he’s dating Kim then he’s kinda part of a family
@almacortez1198
Жыл бұрын
Love it.
@kristinelizabeth9309 Жыл бұрын
“He’s a genius so I was like oh fuck “lmaooo
@3258jose3258
Жыл бұрын
Nah Kanye knows someone who slept with Pete and they had aids. #KanyeIsntCrazy
@hungryhoss1379
Жыл бұрын
That line… was very funny ..
@lindsaynoellov
Жыл бұрын
❤
@GReid-ol5gk
Жыл бұрын
Lmao "the guy who made College Dropout said I have AIDS"
@DH-xm3hc
Жыл бұрын
Really funny 🤣
@ImApril.87 Жыл бұрын
"You just look like you do"😂😂😂😂😂
@RositaPalomita
Жыл бұрын
Right!!! Lol
@derogren Жыл бұрын
- “I’ve had a weird year” - “hahahahaha”
@foxbear60
Жыл бұрын
USAmerica. Love my country, but we've got a weird association with humor.
@Heyimpops
Жыл бұрын
@@foxbear60 I’d hate to see what you find funny fox bear
@foxbear60
Жыл бұрын
@@Heyimpops- Probably a lot of the same stuff as you. 🙂 I was just calling out how we react to misery/bad news. Comedians recognize that they can say "I might have AIDs" and we'll laugh hysterically.
@optimisticasfan
Жыл бұрын
@@foxbear60 to be fair, you’re living under a rock if you don’t know all the shit that Pete has been involved with this year
@foxbear60
Жыл бұрын
@@optimisticasfan - Also true! Pete's had quite a go of it. At this point, I'm expecting his porno tape to drop in January.
@ezjumps2 жыл бұрын
“And he’s a genius” 😂
@yogijaya2897
2 жыл бұрын
He is.
@i4ykl979
Жыл бұрын
@@yogijaya2897 no
@yogijaya2897
Жыл бұрын
@@i4ykl979 YES... you cannot see past your @$$.. #YeWest4USAPREZ2024
@quacasualwomen
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@tammysoucy8243
Жыл бұрын
What is wrong with people 🤔
@DemureNevermore Жыл бұрын
"I *don't* have aids, I just *look* like I have it.. it's a completely different thing" 💀⚰️⚰️
@SpaceRanger187
Жыл бұрын
he has aides, he got it from Kim who got it from ray
@maxh4651
Жыл бұрын
U rlly laughed at that?
@electraking8856
Жыл бұрын
@@maxh4651 agreed… I know a couple of people who died from AIDS, and that was not cool to say…
@maxh4651
Жыл бұрын
@@electraking8856 tbh im not offended by it its just not even funny
@anice1987
Жыл бұрын
@@maxh4651 humor is subjective..or didn't you get that either?
@jonniemckaig883 Жыл бұрын
“He’s a genius so, I, was like oh f*ck. I better call my doctor. The guy who made college dropout said I have aids.” 💀💀💀
@afonsotatiano8239
8 ай бұрын
It was actually a great joke!!! He didn’t even need to offend Kanye 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
@petrolious
4 ай бұрын
Wow, that's exactly what I heard him say 😑
@monaw6484 Жыл бұрын
It’s a completely different thing 😂😂😂I’m weak
@TrueNorthLocks2 жыл бұрын
I just look like I have it 😂😭
@rosannaburt3048
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@inkdemon64mclemore57
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣 Nice!!
@kingston2411
Жыл бұрын
Ye is god
@KIRA-de3qb Жыл бұрын
"The guy who made "college dropout" think's I got AIDS" 💀
@noname-gu6ho
Жыл бұрын
Don't hate on college drop out Pete pleaseeeee don't be hating.
@tentaklaus9382
Жыл бұрын
"Collage dropout" 😂
@kayla7562
Жыл бұрын
@@tentaklaus9382 lmao perfect
@jaydenyoung4851
Жыл бұрын
@@noname-gu6ho no but ye is literally a college dropout
@stonesheeva7158
Жыл бұрын
@@jaydenyoung4851 Thats cool most of us can't even afford college let alone drop out of it. Most of us have to go to work right out of high school.
@eyeinsee Жыл бұрын
Ooooh I get it now Kim wanted to laugh sometimes
@ryanowns5
Жыл бұрын
By who? Tim Dillon?
@klaire1058 Жыл бұрын
I love Pete . He’s almost like Eminem in the sense you CANNOT offend him
@ondrejlukac5769
3 ай бұрын
I am pretty sure Ariana Grande´s interview in Vogue magazine did offend him.
@kitty19772 жыл бұрын
I like how he went to the doc bcuz I would be thinking that Kanye could have given it to Kim and maybe that's why he could say it so confidently.
@Enoughalready20237
Жыл бұрын
Or he thought Kim gave it to Kayne and I thought Kanye was giving him helpful hints.
@manurossini2965
Жыл бұрын
LOL that’s so true I can’t
@essencenicole9731
Жыл бұрын
More than likely it would be Kim giving it to him.🤷🏾♀️
@HungTran-dv5me
Жыл бұрын
Who knows wat or how many Sheila's kanye wood of Tap,b4,after and during with kim...True.
@Gia.325
Жыл бұрын
Anything could happen
@nothingspecial2952 жыл бұрын
Dude needs to be in the NBA cuz his rebound game is outstanding Grande then Kim k who's next
@doueven
2 жыл бұрын
Kate Beckinsale in between as well
@teriflagard.eeznutzwaterlaw
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry had to say it it just popped in my head Your mom
@jayemveekay1719
2 жыл бұрын
But their not hot.....
@nothingspecial295
2 жыл бұрын
@@jayemveekay1719 whos not hot the women he rebounded on ?
@jayemveekay1719
2 жыл бұрын
@@nothingspecial295 I meant just kim k...I thi k she's a pretty woman but not my type...lots of hype around the Kardashians and Jenner as the most beautiful women on the planet and they all look the same. I don't get the hype
@michael5147 Жыл бұрын
“i’ve had a weird year” “HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH”
@sd5884 Жыл бұрын
I love Pete and this piece is so really funny and sharp. ❤️
@lovelyrich54 Жыл бұрын
Kanye sees this he's gonna flip😂
@laurenbigmamadoughty8652
Жыл бұрын
He laughing... Skeet eazy
@yoeyyoey8937
Жыл бұрын
Nah this is weak af
@JasonPattersonTruMuseMedia
Жыл бұрын
Uh oh... The Ye stans are in the building
@PETERODZZ
Жыл бұрын
I hope he does.
@PETERODZZ
Жыл бұрын
@@laurenbigmamadoughty8652 no he won't. Have you seen how he reacts to people making fun of him
@JamaicanRain Жыл бұрын
These clips have been coming up on my feed. This is the best one. 😂
@khloeseals2369
6 ай бұрын
is it just me or is he blinking with on eye
@liloz7559 Жыл бұрын
“It’s a completely different thing”😅
@TheMysticAgent Жыл бұрын
This piece is real genius
@robh467
Жыл бұрын
Except for the fact it can take up to three years for HIV to accurately show positive in tests ...
@mikestaul6202 Жыл бұрын
This so so so funny him an B Shaub are literally the best
@stevewynn8689
Жыл бұрын
Your comment was better than his act……
@T.J.Caldwell318
Жыл бұрын
Pete's the opening act for Schaub
@ludwigfan3013
Жыл бұрын
This so so funny not
@mid-wikid
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Both unfunny asf
@xxFRANKENBANANAxx Жыл бұрын
Pete really handled everything with class, despite being continually attacked by such a crazy dude
@comfykeegs
Жыл бұрын
Getting his gf of 5 months kids names tatted on his neck is super classy lol
@eastsideoftheriver8731
Жыл бұрын
@@comfykeegs yea like the guy gettin tattoos of kids names he berly fkn knows isn’t crazy 😂
@xxFRANKENBANANAxx
Жыл бұрын
@@comfykeegs I'd rather do that than whatever Kanye be doing 😂 surprised he still has any custody of his kids
@shonuff718
Жыл бұрын
@@xxFRANKENBANANAxx now that’s just hate .. you need help … smh
@beanlegume9965
Жыл бұрын
@@xxFRANKENBANANAxx im guessing you have zero kids. Gtfo
@ijsantos91 Жыл бұрын
I mean low key I would have gotten check out too… Lmao they “tunnel buddies” 🔥😂💀
@Random-qi3vv
Жыл бұрын
nah, you foul for ''tunnel buddies'', lol
@neghiethervil5606
Жыл бұрын
May your wife and all your wives after all be virgins. ✨
@cecechery
Жыл бұрын
hahahaa
@Maimonides19 Жыл бұрын
I’m in total awe that someone without looks or talent has succeeded in the entertainment business
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
Really? Just give up the bunz and you set . Talent not required 🤣
@dragon9372
Жыл бұрын
It’s all a cult, he’s in the cult. That’s why so many talentless and degenerative people are celebrities. Would 100% not be surprised if he dies one day randomly. People still won’t realize it’s a sacrifice.
@goomba8170
Жыл бұрын
@@LKS-M9323 Lmao you saying Pete’s getting his ass clapped behind the scenes? Anything’s possible but that doesn’t seem too likely to me
@darrielwilliams2628
Жыл бұрын
@@goomba8170 honestly it's Pete Davidson I could see him doing it just because you know what the hell... but definitely not to come up in the business🤣😂🤣
@fleuelise1852
Жыл бұрын
Atleast he's got nice teeth
@lawrencericho3635 Жыл бұрын
If he follows up with "Kim was really relieved" I'll go off
@chino8646 Жыл бұрын
Pete and Kanye should do a show together, would be so hilarious 🤣
@unmagicalmushroom Жыл бұрын
this was his slickest humour so far😂 shade a kardashian without shading a kardashian
@katfish4386 Жыл бұрын
Pete Davidson just became my favorite person
@robh467
Жыл бұрын
It can take up to three years for HIV to show up accurately in tests. Soooo. This joke won't age well at all.
@ericknicklaus6366 Жыл бұрын
Wait until Ye sees this🤣🤣
@kittymuse4005 Жыл бұрын
This guy just got a boost from Kim and Kanye to his career. Lots of material for years! 😀🔥
@yoeyyoey8937
Жыл бұрын
Too bad he’s not funny 😂
@barbergurub6830
Жыл бұрын
Doubt it shid come and go nowadays
@theconvenientstorepodcast598 Жыл бұрын
I honestly don’t understand why people keep joking on the fact that Pete is not attractive. I think he’s so attractive, I don’t know it’s something about him.And it’s not because he dated a Kardashian or Ariana Grande I thought he was cute before that
@emeritalambert
Жыл бұрын
I also and i still think that he is a cutie
@Nel-ej3gh
Жыл бұрын
He’s not xd
@BairMendoza Жыл бұрын
Pete is a blessing. 😂
@hannarivka8487 Жыл бұрын
Pete: “I’ve had a uhh really weird year uhh.” Crowd: “Hahahaha” What’s so funny?
@cactusconnoisseur8386
Жыл бұрын
if you’ve been keeping up, honestly it had been an extremely weird year for pete davidson
@heightened_
Жыл бұрын
yeah, he’s dated 3 famous people in the past 2 years and 2 of them this year I believe, plus other shit thrown around. He’s famous. It’s been weird, and that’s a funny fact.
@dreamether7808
Жыл бұрын
just a bunch of mindless lemmings kissing the ass of false idols. Celebrity worship is cringe af
@shonuff718
Жыл бұрын
Nothing !!
@rileysmall4317
Жыл бұрын
@@cactusconnoisseur8386 yeh we get that but what was funny was the question.
@Carlospjr Жыл бұрын
“ I don’t have AIDS, I just look like I have it “ Genius 😂😂😂😂
@camdencosigner26063 ай бұрын
His humor has always cracked me the eff up.
@aaronw5851 Жыл бұрын
“First he came for the Pete Davidson and I didn’t speak up because I was not a Pete Davidson”
@chrisgoldstein5167
Жыл бұрын
Oy vey it's anudda shill
@charlezz648 Жыл бұрын
My mans looks like The Weekend’s less exciting brother The Thursday, like he’s still cool and all but he’s Thursday
@daveymatt1969
Жыл бұрын
i fucking love this
@BelovedbyAdonai
Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😜🤪
@caloykoy1
Жыл бұрын
👏
@eastsideoftheriver8731
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nycg801
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@pnwfavmilf05-12 Жыл бұрын
Never really liked this guy until this year. He's growing up and has gotten more interesting/funnier. They say he's hung like a 🐎 . 😆
@albertross2456
Жыл бұрын
That's all it took now you're on board huh. Smh
@tranquilrelaxingvibrations2895
Жыл бұрын
@@albertross2456 W comment.
@katrinamcclain7219 Жыл бұрын
If Kanye West told me I had AIDS I would have been like man I should call your wife then
@kikivon3501 Жыл бұрын
In the light of recent events I’d say “ he who laughs last………”
@chanelcarlson3001
Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY, WHO’S THE GENIUS NOW!?!
@danielmoore5787 Жыл бұрын
I watch Pete with a straight face 😐
@beanlegume9965
Жыл бұрын
Me too. A slight frown actually, just because I’m tired.
@grantquinones
Жыл бұрын
Everybody seems to be licking his ass up and down I'm with you man that dude ain't funny
@derrickjenkins2455
Жыл бұрын
He's not funny
@SteveMe21685
Жыл бұрын
Where was the funny part? I haven’t seen stand up in a while but maybe they got rid of punch lines cuz they were too aggressive lol
@davet3659
Жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine paying money to go see his shows.
@woodyhackzell1396 Жыл бұрын
The dude tatooed another mans childrens names on his body, and then she broke up with him. That is the single strangest thing in this whole mess. WTF Pete?
@CrashTestSkater
Жыл бұрын
You really gonna judge Pete? 😂 He's not advocating a "together" lifestyle or anything, he purposefully puts himself in these situations so he has something to talk about 😂
@MrNH718
Жыл бұрын
Lucky for him those names are weird/generic enough that they could mean other things. 🤣
@woodyhackzell1396
Жыл бұрын
@@CrashTestSkater He tattooed another man's children's names on his body. That is just weird. It's weird to tattoo anyone's name after that short time, let alone someone else's children. And obviously it was the wrong choice since they are not longer together. Where I'm from that's not ok and you would get checked. And I'm from a suburn to Stockholm, Sweden.
@pyramidion5911
Жыл бұрын
@@CrashTestSkater yea.. how can you judge a guy who swoops in on someone elses wife and gets their kids names tatted on him
@shonuff718
Жыл бұрын
Exactly !! That’s weird .. and fools are cheering this clown on ?? We are sick …
@benrifkin1981 Жыл бұрын
“It’s a completely different thing…”
@jzrandomz7539 Жыл бұрын
The needles and unprotected sex part was true though. LOL
@yorkiesrule4ever Жыл бұрын
Kanye has given him the best material for stand up. Good for Kanye 👏👏👏👏👏
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
Has he? Cus I'm still waiting to laugh
@hermosaflor5167 Жыл бұрын
He looks like jay z in white versión lol 😂
@josephwallace7287 Жыл бұрын
Kanye don't like to be called out for dropping out. Savage.
@mariawelsh3190 Жыл бұрын
Petes one of those standups that when they laugh, the joke gets even funnier. Love Pete man. He's my dude🤗💜👊💖😻
@latinEU Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile he tatted her name up lol 🤣😂🤣😂
@culichan2576
Жыл бұрын
Laser removal
@michellepaul8514
Жыл бұрын
Kayne West acting stupid has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian, so I don’t know what him getting her name tattooed has to do with this.
@ShamelessShow Жыл бұрын
Pete got Kanye's kids names tattooed on him and Kim left him....
@Bb186fo
Жыл бұрын
That's seriously funnier than ANY of his jokes
@beanlegume9965
Жыл бұрын
Plus she’s 41 and practically incapable of having more children and he swooped in for a fling. Oddly, there is something far more honourable about treating women like baby makers and raisers than treating them like they’re empowered promiscuous sexual objects.
@KidErkwon
Жыл бұрын
@@beanlegume9965 Kim and Ye had already been separated for almost a year when her fling with Skeet started, he did not break anyone up
@beanlegume9965
Жыл бұрын
@@KidErkwon oh I didn’t know
@ph-vf5hx
Жыл бұрын
Who hasn't left him?
@corneliusdinkmeyer2190 Жыл бұрын
I love this man!!❤
@reemclaughlin4260 Жыл бұрын
LOVE Pete. ♥️☮️
@michaelwilcox5168 Жыл бұрын
He FINALLY has something to talk about on stage.
@tjmst21 Жыл бұрын
Kanye saying Pete has aids is actually 10xs funnier than anything Pete says.
@Barkeroni Жыл бұрын
We watch Pete's stand up and everyone takes a shot when you laugh. Everyone drives home completely sober, it's hilarious
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
Compete waste of life going to 1 of his standups
@spencert.3636
Жыл бұрын
@@LKS-M9323 He seriously is making a career off not trying and sucking. It would be infuriating if he wasn't going down the same lame-ass path as MGK
@girlygal098
Жыл бұрын
We LOVE Pete. And we don't love you. 🤣😂
@Barkeroni
Жыл бұрын
@@girlygal098 we love Kanye!!!
@BigSeanH
Жыл бұрын
@@spencert.3636 He made a career out of his dad dying on 9/11
@joaniedutoit5354 Жыл бұрын
One of my fav comedians😂
@LilRarted Жыл бұрын
Straight face gang wya 😐
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
He was smiling the entire time though so
@lucasvarela9632
Жыл бұрын
Yoooo
@toughenupturner4166
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@powerturtlebusters Жыл бұрын
First thing I laughed at from this guy lol
@pttthhh
Жыл бұрын
Still haven't. I slightly smirked. Nothing new or clever here, he just lacks talent.
@KOVIK
Жыл бұрын
He has a bit about his break up with Ariana Grande that made me laugh. So far it's just these two things.
@mattr8441 Жыл бұрын
Please keep this dude outta my KZread shorts my algorithm already gettin jacked up bc of these flooded meme videos
@Nurturing2 Жыл бұрын
I think you’re the GENIUS, Pete!!! Thank you for spreading your light. It took me 42 years to figure out the darkness doesn’t like the light. It was NEVER about you!!! Keep shining!!! ⭐️✨💫
Their both not that funny. One at least tries to be, the other doesn’t care how stupid funny he is 😂🤣😂🤣
@jimjankswankson
Жыл бұрын
Nigga….YESSSSS! 😂😂😂💀⚰️
@fabianboykin6638 Жыл бұрын
finally he has a stand up.... but his best jokes are involving kanye... Taylor Swift all over again.... Ye IS a genius he makes careers
@captinundies6049
Жыл бұрын
But pete still isnt funny
@danielbloedorn8286
Жыл бұрын
Kanye's I.Q. is below 110. I'll put money on it
@fabianboykin6638
Жыл бұрын
@@danielbloedorn8286 says the guy working a 9-5 for $16 an hour...
@danielbloedorn8286
Жыл бұрын
I work 7:00-4:00.
@rileysmall4317
Жыл бұрын
@@fabianboykin6638 its objectively true for most people that he isnt funny, randomly assuming a persons pay highlights your inavility to think rationally/critically and is completely irrelevant to objective fact. Comedy is subjective and objectively most people do not laugh at this.
@imskjrpops6389 Жыл бұрын
This guy the anxious cry baby Bobby bummer when someone accidentally says a trigger word😩😆😂
@deniseschneider2508 Жыл бұрын
He's so fricken funny! love PETE DAVISON!!!
@bigtay522 Жыл бұрын
Just remember that he's never been married and his 20's so things will probably cool off with Ye later on.
@Slenderchunk Жыл бұрын
One day... I have faith... Pete Davidson will make me laugh.
@Jupiter_444
Жыл бұрын
Your a bigger man than me. I just don’t get his humor-that is if you can call it that. If he went on the road before SNL he would likely starve to death from sho s getting cancelled. People literally walking out during his sets. Etc etc etc Don’t mind me I’m feeling Salty today 😂
@rococoblue Жыл бұрын
Saw this 20 times.. and it is still hilarious 😂
@chriskelly4102 Жыл бұрын
Grandma LOVES this guy.
@maplesadventures2084 Жыл бұрын
Kanye deserves to be the butt of every joke what a fool that man made of himself. Love it Pete keep going
@JoJo-op5xy
Жыл бұрын
No
@LL-wu5ui
Жыл бұрын
@f00 frUU trolling? He is mentally ill person who refuses to take his meds.
@ninilondono9161 Жыл бұрын
“I just look like I have it”😂
@TheNewMailLady Жыл бұрын
He’s just so hilarious. I love Pete.
@ciaracavell2160 Жыл бұрын
I mean I feel the exact same way and would absolutely do the same lol
@shayekisitu Жыл бұрын
He has such a beautiful smile and incredible set of chompers……I always thought he was attractive. 🫠☺️👌🏻
@chanelcarlson3001
Жыл бұрын
BEAUTIFUL MAN, BEAUTIFUL SOUL❤❤❤
@user-jy1bc3gw2q
Жыл бұрын
It's that BDE
@daphneepaul3737
Жыл бұрын
Me too. I always thought that
@themaggattack
Жыл бұрын
I always thought so too. I like the beard on him.
@samg6940
Жыл бұрын
I was surprised to see all of the controversy around how attractive he is. I didn't even think he was oddly hot, just straight up regular hot lol
@jasonwilliams6765 Жыл бұрын
I like Pete now! He never gets phased. We should all take his perspective on life.
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
Lol dudes a known addict with depression issues. I'll pass
@johnhobe9487 Жыл бұрын
This is a decent riff on a Mitch Hedberg joke
@yaninacabrera4535 Жыл бұрын
I don’t have aids I just look like I have aids 😅😂
@kidneycarecoaching37662 жыл бұрын
Pete is really cute, nice smile….
@essencenicole9731
Жыл бұрын
You think he's cute??😂🤣😂🤣
@HawthorneHillNaturePreserve10 ай бұрын
Pete’s looking good! ❤😂
@yermum13969 ай бұрын
I’m so convinced that he dates a lot of people just so when he breaks up with them he can have new material I love him
@b.belanger5637 Жыл бұрын
When you're a rebound never tattoo anything on your body🙃
@laurenfarrell45882 жыл бұрын
♏️ vibes ✨️ what a boss move
@JimmieCochran Жыл бұрын
i love how Pete brings up the only good KanNay album
@doc06251 Жыл бұрын
He is adorable
@LostNFoundVisuals Жыл бұрын
He can be funny but I think he’d be funnier on a talk show or podcast rather than a stage.
@ocrajoe3057
Жыл бұрын
He is REALLY funny in an afterthought…
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
I can honestly say. Nothing I've ever seen him in where he's playing a funny role has made me laugh. I laughed when I first saw him. Cus he looks like a surviving make a wish foundation kid. Other than that nothing.
@Futures_Past Жыл бұрын
He shoulda jus stopped the joke at “I had a reallly weird … year”
@lkpeace911 Жыл бұрын
I love Pete 😂
@theGrayArea28 ай бұрын
Pete lookin like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia
@UnHuman1981 Жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for the funny part... And not just what's going on in his life. 😐
@digfitness7598
Жыл бұрын
I dont get his humor either
@dvontaydeshazer830
8 ай бұрын
Thanks for mentioning that!
@scottm7079 Жыл бұрын
I don't think Pete is throwing shade at Kanye necessarily. Like he could've referenced anything about Kanye to make him look bad and chose to reference one of the most influential albums of all-time. I think its more just about how wild it is that Kanye is a part of his life. Everybody loves to have stories about Ye.
@iggystardust9236
Жыл бұрын
Ehh he was being facetious. Saying, "the guy who made College Dropout..." Sounds like he's praising him at first but he's really saying "he's an idiot because he couldn't finish college". Lol idk, he made it sound vague on purpose.
@jonilapasota258 Жыл бұрын
Luv u Pete ❤u r amazing
@zetareticuli6331 Жыл бұрын
His eyes don’t blink in sync lol
@catherinevanommeren Жыл бұрын
Love Pete❤ he really looks his best yet.
@user-jy1bc3gw2q
Жыл бұрын
I think Kim may have straightened his fashion out 😆
@dimmadome0 Жыл бұрын
POV: you’re waiting for the funny bit
@bridykes9986 Жыл бұрын
I don't care for Pete but props for this savage set 👏 😆
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@phriedokra6158
Жыл бұрын
He .lost 120 lbs of unnecessary weight this year....drop the Kim Rock!!
@nahbruh1100
Жыл бұрын
@Adidas #Adidas SIGN HIM!
@st.michaelofcigarillo2845
Жыл бұрын
Pete will 100% shill for Israel. It is in his genetics to do so.
@EPrice-tu3of
Жыл бұрын
College drop joke from someone who is wanted to date Kim k
@robh467
Жыл бұрын
I had an employee one time take out the trash at the Walgreens where I was a manager. Gal got stuck in the leg by a needle that came out the trash bag. Long story short, it can take up to three years for HIV to show up in tests. Just think of all those people she might sleep with in those three years....
If someone I shared sexual partners with tells me I have aids, I would get that checked too.
@RHCole
Жыл бұрын
YUP
@joad8537
Жыл бұрын
Fr jokes aside The amount of shared dna between all of them is disgusting and concerning to one’s health. You know she definitely has something…
@darlenebaca9380
Жыл бұрын
@@joad8537 uh sorry to break this to you but a large part of humanity chooses to be sexually active with multiple partners. It doesn’t mean they “have something”. What they “have” is a happy fulfilling healthy sex life. Be safe and clean about it and everyone wins. except for people like you, of course.
@joad8537
Жыл бұрын
@@darlenebaca9380 enjoy chasing that high, then you females wonder why men objectify you as sexual objects.
@joad8537
Жыл бұрын
@@darlenebaca9380 only American women and wealthy men have the option to be sexually active with multiple partners. The rest of humanity chooses family.
Ok but if my ex's ex told me I had AIDS I'd think twice too 😳
@darrielwilliams2628
Жыл бұрын
Had to read it twice before that sunk in but damn.....👀👀👀🤯🤯🤯
@amandasunshine2
Жыл бұрын
@@darrielwilliams2628 I'd genuinely take that as him telling me he had AIDS
@darrielwilliams2628
Жыл бұрын
I totally agree but damn....😂🤣😂could've warned bro before hand now he's an accessory lol
@j-hound3731
Жыл бұрын
If u were responsible and only had protected sex then i don't think u would be worried that much
@missktofdk
Жыл бұрын
@@j-hound3731 Protected sex..? “Life is what happens when we’re busy making other plans” 😛😉
He’s being dead serious when he says he went to the doc to get check because Kanye said so 😂😂
@khaiqtrinh1088
Жыл бұрын
Cuz Kanye might give Kim AIDS 😂
@joad8537
Жыл бұрын
They did share the same woman.
@tinoheat728
Жыл бұрын
@@joad8537 I listened cuz he's a genius! e 🤡
@paula.44hillier
Жыл бұрын
Doesn't surprise me those nasty Kardashians probably have every every STD going because they do any man that walks by.
@Slayerx2010
Жыл бұрын
@@tinoheat728 thats the joke
Pete has so much material now for standup.His life is his material now
@asanch_xvi
Жыл бұрын
His life has always been his material😂
@jamespeace4479
Жыл бұрын
not a great thing
@alooof4722
Жыл бұрын
don't most stand-up comedians use their life as material anyway
@alisab4811
Жыл бұрын
I'm dying for his next special lol
@canaisyoung3601
11 ай бұрын
He always did. Starting with the fact that his dad was a firefighter who died during the September 11th attacks.
I like how he's totally being candid as he's throwing shade at Kanye. It's hilarious.
@ciaravalenzuela2467
Жыл бұрын
He's being the grown-up in the situation which is way out of character for him 🤣
@rosk.wilburn5847
Жыл бұрын
Its pathetic. Are there only 10 ppl in fake "hollywood" yikes😑😑
@tammysoucy8243
Жыл бұрын
He hasn't any business that is his family.pete is the flavour for now.
@beepboop4016
Жыл бұрын
@@tammysoucy8243 I mean if he’s dating Kim then he’s kinda part of a family
@almacortez1198
Жыл бұрын
Love it.
“He’s a genius so I was like oh fuck “lmaooo
@3258jose3258
Жыл бұрын
Nah Kanye knows someone who slept with Pete and they had aids. #KanyeIsntCrazy
@hungryhoss1379
Жыл бұрын
That line… was very funny ..
@lindsaynoellov
Жыл бұрын
❤
@GReid-ol5gk
Жыл бұрын
Lmao "the guy who made College Dropout said I have AIDS"
@DH-xm3hc
Жыл бұрын
Really funny 🤣
"You just look like you do"😂😂😂😂😂
@RositaPalomita
Жыл бұрын
Right!!! Lol
- “I’ve had a weird year” - “hahahahaha”
@foxbear60
Жыл бұрын
USAmerica. Love my country, but we've got a weird association with humor.
@Heyimpops
Жыл бұрын
@@foxbear60 I’d hate to see what you find funny fox bear
@foxbear60
Жыл бұрын
@@Heyimpops- Probably a lot of the same stuff as you. 🙂 I was just calling out how we react to misery/bad news. Comedians recognize that they can say "I might have AIDs" and we'll laugh hysterically.
@optimisticasfan
Жыл бұрын
@@foxbear60 to be fair, you’re living under a rock if you don’t know all the shit that Pete has been involved with this year
@foxbear60
Жыл бұрын
@@optimisticasfan - Also true! Pete's had quite a go of it. At this point, I'm expecting his porno tape to drop in January.
“And he’s a genius” 😂
@yogijaya2897
2 жыл бұрын
He is.
@i4ykl979
Жыл бұрын
@@yogijaya2897 no
@yogijaya2897
Жыл бұрын
@@i4ykl979 YES... you cannot see past your @$$.. #YeWest4USAPREZ2024
@quacasualwomen
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@tammysoucy8243
Жыл бұрын
What is wrong with people 🤔
"I *don't* have aids, I just *look* like I have it.. it's a completely different thing" 💀⚰️⚰️
@SpaceRanger187
Жыл бұрын
he has aides, he got it from Kim who got it from ray
@maxh4651
Жыл бұрын
U rlly laughed at that?
@electraking8856
Жыл бұрын
@@maxh4651 agreed… I know a couple of people who died from AIDS, and that was not cool to say…
@maxh4651
Жыл бұрын
@@electraking8856 tbh im not offended by it its just not even funny
@anice1987
Жыл бұрын
@@maxh4651 humor is subjective..or didn't you get that either?
“He’s a genius so, I, was like oh f*ck. I better call my doctor. The guy who made college dropout said I have aids.” 💀💀💀
@afonsotatiano8239
8 ай бұрын
It was actually a great joke!!! He didn’t even need to offend Kanye 👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿
@petrolious
4 ай бұрын
Wow, that's exactly what I heard him say 😑
It’s a completely different thing 😂😂😂I’m weak
I just look like I have it 😂😭
@rosannaburt3048
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@inkdemon64mclemore57
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao 🤣 Nice!!
@kingston2411
Жыл бұрын
Ye is god
"The guy who made "college dropout" think's I got AIDS" 💀
@noname-gu6ho
Жыл бұрын
Don't hate on college drop out Pete pleaseeeee don't be hating.
@tentaklaus9382
Жыл бұрын
"Collage dropout" 😂
@kayla7562
Жыл бұрын
@@tentaklaus9382 lmao perfect
@jaydenyoung4851
Жыл бұрын
@@noname-gu6ho no but ye is literally a college dropout
@stonesheeva7158
Жыл бұрын
@@jaydenyoung4851 Thats cool most of us can't even afford college let alone drop out of it. Most of us have to go to work right out of high school.
Ooooh I get it now Kim wanted to laugh sometimes
@ryanowns5
Жыл бұрын
By who? Tim Dillon?
I love Pete . He’s almost like Eminem in the sense you CANNOT offend him
@ondrejlukac5769
3 ай бұрын
I am pretty sure Ariana Grande´s interview in Vogue magazine did offend him.
I like how he went to the doc bcuz I would be thinking that Kanye could have given it to Kim and maybe that's why he could say it so confidently.
@Enoughalready20237
Жыл бұрын
Or he thought Kim gave it to Kayne and I thought Kanye was giving him helpful hints.
@manurossini2965
Жыл бұрын
LOL that’s so true I can’t
@essencenicole9731
Жыл бұрын
More than likely it would be Kim giving it to him.🤷🏾♀️
@HungTran-dv5me
Жыл бұрын
Who knows wat or how many Sheila's kanye wood of Tap,b4,after and during with kim...True.
@Gia.325
Жыл бұрын
Anything could happen
Dude needs to be in the NBA cuz his rebound game is outstanding Grande then Kim k who's next
@doueven
2 жыл бұрын
Kate Beckinsale in between as well
@teriflagard.eeznutzwaterlaw
2 жыл бұрын
Sorry had to say it it just popped in my head Your mom
@jayemveekay1719
2 жыл бұрын
But their not hot.....
@nothingspecial295
2 жыл бұрын
@@jayemveekay1719 whos not hot the women he rebounded on ?
@jayemveekay1719
2 жыл бұрын
@@nothingspecial295 I meant just kim k...I thi k she's a pretty woman but not my type...lots of hype around the Kardashians and Jenner as the most beautiful women on the planet and they all look the same. I don't get the hype
“i’ve had a weird year” “HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH”
I love Pete and this piece is so really funny and sharp. ❤️
Kanye sees this he's gonna flip😂
@laurenbigmamadoughty8652
Жыл бұрын
He laughing... Skeet eazy
@yoeyyoey8937
Жыл бұрын
Nah this is weak af
@JasonPattersonTruMuseMedia
Жыл бұрын
Uh oh... The Ye stans are in the building
@PETERODZZ
Жыл бұрын
I hope he does.
@PETERODZZ
Жыл бұрын
@@laurenbigmamadoughty8652 no he won't. Have you seen how he reacts to people making fun of him
These clips have been coming up on my feed. This is the best one. 😂
@khloeseals2369
6 ай бұрын
is it just me or is he blinking with on eye
“It’s a completely different thing”😅
This piece is real genius
@robh467
Жыл бұрын
Except for the fact it can take up to three years for HIV to accurately show positive in tests ...
This so so so funny him an B Shaub are literally the best
@stevewynn8689
Жыл бұрын
Your comment was better than his act……
@T.J.Caldwell318
Жыл бұрын
Pete's the opening act for Schaub
@ludwigfan3013
Жыл бұрын
This so so funny not
@mid-wikid
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. Both unfunny asf
Pete really handled everything with class, despite being continually attacked by such a crazy dude
@comfykeegs
Жыл бұрын
Getting his gf of 5 months kids names tatted on his neck is super classy lol
@eastsideoftheriver8731
Жыл бұрын
@@comfykeegs yea like the guy gettin tattoos of kids names he berly fkn knows isn’t crazy 😂
@xxFRANKENBANANAxx
Жыл бұрын
@@comfykeegs I'd rather do that than whatever Kanye be doing 😂 surprised he still has any custody of his kids
@shonuff718
Жыл бұрын
@@xxFRANKENBANANAxx now that’s just hate .. you need help … smh
@beanlegume9965
Жыл бұрын
@@xxFRANKENBANANAxx im guessing you have zero kids. Gtfo
I mean low key I would have gotten check out too… Lmao they “tunnel buddies” 🔥😂💀
@Random-qi3vv
Жыл бұрын
nah, you foul for ''tunnel buddies'', lol
@neghiethervil5606
Жыл бұрын
May your wife and all your wives after all be virgins. ✨
@cecechery
Жыл бұрын
hahahaa
I’m in total awe that someone without looks or talent has succeeded in the entertainment business
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
Really? Just give up the bunz and you set . Talent not required 🤣
@dragon9372
Жыл бұрын
It’s all a cult, he’s in the cult. That’s why so many talentless and degenerative people are celebrities. Would 100% not be surprised if he dies one day randomly. People still won’t realize it’s a sacrifice.
@goomba8170
Жыл бұрын
@@LKS-M9323 Lmao you saying Pete’s getting his ass clapped behind the scenes? Anything’s possible but that doesn’t seem too likely to me
@darrielwilliams2628
Жыл бұрын
@@goomba8170 honestly it's Pete Davidson I could see him doing it just because you know what the hell... but definitely not to come up in the business🤣😂🤣
@fleuelise1852
Жыл бұрын
Atleast he's got nice teeth
If he follows up with "Kim was really relieved" I'll go off
Pete and Kanye should do a show together, would be so hilarious 🤣
this was his slickest humour so far😂 shade a kardashian without shading a kardashian
Pete Davidson just became my favorite person
@robh467
Жыл бұрын
It can take up to three years for HIV to show up accurately in tests. Soooo. This joke won't age well at all.
Wait until Ye sees this🤣🤣
This guy just got a boost from Kim and Kanye to his career. Lots of material for years! 😀🔥
@yoeyyoey8937
Жыл бұрын
Too bad he’s not funny 😂
@barbergurub6830
Жыл бұрын
Doubt it shid come and go nowadays
I honestly don’t understand why people keep joking on the fact that Pete is not attractive. I think he’s so attractive, I don’t know it’s something about him.And it’s not because he dated a Kardashian or Ariana Grande I thought he was cute before that
@emeritalambert
Жыл бұрын
I also and i still think that he is a cutie
@Nel-ej3gh
Жыл бұрын
He’s not xd
Pete is a blessing. 😂
Pete: “I’ve had a uhh really weird year uhh.” Crowd: “Hahahaha” What’s so funny?
@cactusconnoisseur8386
Жыл бұрын
if you’ve been keeping up, honestly it had been an extremely weird year for pete davidson
@heightened_
Жыл бұрын
yeah, he’s dated 3 famous people in the past 2 years and 2 of them this year I believe, plus other shit thrown around. He’s famous. It’s been weird, and that’s a funny fact.
@dreamether7808
Жыл бұрын
just a bunch of mindless lemmings kissing the ass of false idols. Celebrity worship is cringe af
@shonuff718
Жыл бұрын
Nothing !!
@rileysmall4317
Жыл бұрын
@@cactusconnoisseur8386 yeh we get that but what was funny was the question.
“ I don’t have AIDS, I just look like I have it “ Genius 😂😂😂😂
His humor has always cracked me the eff up.
“First he came for the Pete Davidson and I didn’t speak up because I was not a Pete Davidson”
@chrisgoldstein5167
Жыл бұрын
Oy vey it's anudda shill
My mans looks like The Weekend’s less exciting brother The Thursday, like he’s still cool and all but he’s Thursday
@daveymatt1969
Жыл бұрын
i fucking love this
@BelovedbyAdonai
Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😜🤪
@caloykoy1
Жыл бұрын
👏
@eastsideoftheriver8731
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nycg801
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Never really liked this guy until this year. He's growing up and has gotten more interesting/funnier. They say he's hung like a 🐎 . 😆
@albertross2456
Жыл бұрын
That's all it took now you're on board huh. Smh
@tranquilrelaxingvibrations2895
Жыл бұрын
@@albertross2456 W comment.
If Kanye West told me I had AIDS I would have been like man I should call your wife then
In the light of recent events I’d say “ he who laughs last………”
@chanelcarlson3001
Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY, WHO’S THE GENIUS NOW!?!
I watch Pete with a straight face 😐
@beanlegume9965
Жыл бұрын
Me too. A slight frown actually, just because I’m tired.
@grantquinones
Жыл бұрын
Everybody seems to be licking his ass up and down I'm with you man that dude ain't funny
@derrickjenkins2455
Жыл бұрын
He's not funny
@SteveMe21685
Жыл бұрын
Where was the funny part? I haven’t seen stand up in a while but maybe they got rid of punch lines cuz they were too aggressive lol
@davet3659
Жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine paying money to go see his shows.
The dude tatooed another mans childrens names on his body, and then she broke up with him. That is the single strangest thing in this whole mess. WTF Pete?
@CrashTestSkater
Жыл бұрын
You really gonna judge Pete? 😂 He's not advocating a "together" lifestyle or anything, he purposefully puts himself in these situations so he has something to talk about 😂
@MrNH718
Жыл бұрын
Lucky for him those names are weird/generic enough that they could mean other things. 🤣
@woodyhackzell1396
Жыл бұрын
@@CrashTestSkater He tattooed another man's children's names on his body. That is just weird. It's weird to tattoo anyone's name after that short time, let alone someone else's children. And obviously it was the wrong choice since they are not longer together. Where I'm from that's not ok and you would get checked. And I'm from a suburn to Stockholm, Sweden.
@pyramidion5911
Жыл бұрын
@@CrashTestSkater yea.. how can you judge a guy who swoops in on someone elses wife and gets their kids names tatted on him
@shonuff718
Жыл бұрын
Exactly !! That’s weird .. and fools are cheering this clown on ?? We are sick …
“It’s a completely different thing…”
The needles and unprotected sex part was true though. LOL
Kanye has given him the best material for stand up. Good for Kanye 👏👏👏👏👏
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
Has he? Cus I'm still waiting to laugh
He looks like jay z in white versión lol 😂
Kanye don't like to be called out for dropping out. Savage.
Petes one of those standups that when they laugh, the joke gets even funnier. Love Pete man. He's my dude🤗💜👊💖😻
Meanwhile he tatted her name up lol 🤣😂🤣😂
@culichan2576
Жыл бұрын
Laser removal
@michellepaul8514
Жыл бұрын
Kayne West acting stupid has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian, so I don’t know what him getting her name tattooed has to do with this.
Pete got Kanye's kids names tattooed on him and Kim left him....
@Bb186fo
Жыл бұрын
That's seriously funnier than ANY of his jokes
@beanlegume9965
Жыл бұрын
Plus she’s 41 and practically incapable of having more children and he swooped in for a fling. Oddly, there is something far more honourable about treating women like baby makers and raisers than treating them like they’re empowered promiscuous sexual objects.
@KidErkwon
Жыл бұрын
@@beanlegume9965 Kim and Ye had already been separated for almost a year when her fling with Skeet started, he did not break anyone up
@beanlegume9965
Жыл бұрын
@@KidErkwon oh I didn’t know
@ph-vf5hx
Жыл бұрын
Who hasn't left him?
I love this man!!❤
LOVE Pete. ♥️☮️
He FINALLY has something to talk about on stage.
Kanye saying Pete has aids is actually 10xs funnier than anything Pete says.
We watch Pete's stand up and everyone takes a shot when you laugh. Everyone drives home completely sober, it's hilarious
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
Compete waste of life going to 1 of his standups
@spencert.3636
Жыл бұрын
@@LKS-M9323 He seriously is making a career off not trying and sucking. It would be infuriating if he wasn't going down the same lame-ass path as MGK
@girlygal098
Жыл бұрын
We LOVE Pete. And we don't love you. 🤣😂
@Barkeroni
Жыл бұрын
@@girlygal098 we love Kanye!!!
@BigSeanH
Жыл бұрын
@@spencert.3636 He made a career out of his dad dying on 9/11
One of my fav comedians😂
Straight face gang wya 😐
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
He was smiling the entire time though so
@lucasvarela9632
Жыл бұрын
Yoooo
@toughenupturner4166
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious
First thing I laughed at from this guy lol
@pttthhh
Жыл бұрын
Still haven't. I slightly smirked. Nothing new or clever here, he just lacks talent.
@KOVIK
Жыл бұрын
He has a bit about his break up with Ariana Grande that made me laugh. So far it's just these two things.
Please keep this dude outta my KZread shorts my algorithm already gettin jacked up bc of these flooded meme videos
I think you’re the GENIUS, Pete!!! Thank you for spreading your light. It took me 42 years to figure out the darkness doesn’t like the light. It was NEVER about you!!! Keep shining!!! ⭐️✨💫
@freedomseedplanter5987
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nice joke
@jakefromstatefarm4771
Жыл бұрын
42 years huh, not that bright?
He’s about as funny as Kanye is a genius.
@dakmycat3688
Жыл бұрын
Their both not that funny. One at least tries to be, the other doesn’t care how stupid funny he is 😂🤣😂🤣
@jimjankswankson
Жыл бұрын
Nigga….YESSSSS! 😂😂😂💀⚰️
finally he has a stand up.... but his best jokes are involving kanye... Taylor Swift all over again.... Ye IS a genius he makes careers
@captinundies6049
Жыл бұрын
But pete still isnt funny
@danielbloedorn8286
Жыл бұрын
Kanye's I.Q. is below 110. I'll put money on it
@fabianboykin6638
Жыл бұрын
@@danielbloedorn8286 says the guy working a 9-5 for $16 an hour...
@danielbloedorn8286
Жыл бұрын
I work 7:00-4:00.
@rileysmall4317
Жыл бұрын
@@fabianboykin6638 its objectively true for most people that he isnt funny, randomly assuming a persons pay highlights your inavility to think rationally/critically and is completely irrelevant to objective fact. Comedy is subjective and objectively most people do not laugh at this.
This guy the anxious cry baby Bobby bummer when someone accidentally says a trigger word😩😆😂
He's so fricken funny! love PETE DAVISON!!!
Just remember that he's never been married and his 20's so things will probably cool off with Ye later on.
One day... I have faith... Pete Davidson will make me laugh.
@Jupiter_444
Жыл бұрын
Your a bigger man than me. I just don’t get his humor-that is if you can call it that. If he went on the road before SNL he would likely starve to death from sho s getting cancelled. People literally walking out during his sets. Etc etc etc Don’t mind me I’m feeling Salty today 😂
Saw this 20 times.. and it is still hilarious 😂
Grandma LOVES this guy.
Kanye deserves to be the butt of every joke what a fool that man made of himself. Love it Pete keep going
@JoJo-op5xy
Жыл бұрын
No
@LL-wu5ui
Жыл бұрын
@f00 frUU trolling? He is mentally ill person who refuses to take his meds.
“I just look like I have it”😂
He’s just so hilarious. I love Pete.
I mean I feel the exact same way and would absolutely do the same lol
He has such a beautiful smile and incredible set of chompers……I always thought he was attractive. 🫠☺️👌🏻
@chanelcarlson3001
Жыл бұрын
BEAUTIFUL MAN, BEAUTIFUL SOUL❤❤❤
@user-jy1bc3gw2q
Жыл бұрын
It's that BDE
@daphneepaul3737
Жыл бұрын
Me too. I always thought that
@themaggattack
Жыл бұрын
I always thought so too. I like the beard on him.
@samg6940
Жыл бұрын
I was surprised to see all of the controversy around how attractive he is. I didn't even think he was oddly hot, just straight up regular hot lol
I like Pete now! He never gets phased. We should all take his perspective on life.
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
Lol dudes a known addict with depression issues. I'll pass
This is a decent riff on a Mitch Hedberg joke
I don’t have aids I just look like I have aids 😅😂
Pete is really cute, nice smile….
@essencenicole9731
Жыл бұрын
You think he's cute??😂🤣😂🤣
Pete’s looking good! ❤😂
I’m so convinced that he dates a lot of people just so when he breaks up with them he can have new material I love him
When you're a rebound never tattoo anything on your body🙃
♏️ vibes ✨️ what a boss move
i love how Pete brings up the only good KanNay album
He is adorable
He can be funny but I think he’d be funnier on a talk show or podcast rather than a stage.
@ocrajoe3057
Жыл бұрын
He is REALLY funny in an afterthought…
@LKS-M9323
Жыл бұрын
I can honestly say. Nothing I've ever seen him in where he's playing a funny role has made me laugh. I laughed when I first saw him. Cus he looks like a surviving make a wish foundation kid. Other than that nothing.
He shoulda jus stopped the joke at “I had a reallly weird … year”
I love Pete 😂
Pete lookin like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia
I'm still waiting for the funny part... And not just what's going on in his life. 😐
@digfitness7598
Жыл бұрын
I dont get his humor either
@dvontaydeshazer830
8 ай бұрын
Thanks for mentioning that!
I don't think Pete is throwing shade at Kanye necessarily. Like he could've referenced anything about Kanye to make him look bad and chose to reference one of the most influential albums of all-time. I think its more just about how wild it is that Kanye is a part of his life. Everybody loves to have stories about Ye.
@iggystardust9236
Жыл бұрын
Ehh he was being facetious. Saying, "the guy who made College Dropout..." Sounds like he's praising him at first but he's really saying "he's an idiot because he couldn't finish college". Lol idk, he made it sound vague on purpose.
Luv u Pete ❤u r amazing
His eyes don’t blink in sync lol
Love Pete❤ he really looks his best yet.
@user-jy1bc3gw2q
Жыл бұрын
I think Kim may have straightened his fashion out 😆
POV: you’re waiting for the funny bit
I don't care for Pete but props for this savage set 👏 😆
Dead! 😆 🤣 😂 Ye , stop scaring my boy.