DISCLAIMER: DESPITE EVERYTHING I MIGHT TELL YOU PARKZER IS NOT A LAWYER, COP, OR FINANCIAL ADVISOR (yet)

@Savoryy

Жыл бұрын

ok

@greecevstheworld

Жыл бұрын

Ok

@deanmaney4628

Жыл бұрын

You lie

@pleasantdashi7112

Жыл бұрын

Ok

@yusufthecatwithagun

Жыл бұрын

Are we really going to fall for his lies, chat?

Doug trusting 10,000 dollars to a hivemind of divorced people is certainly a very unique financial decision.

@SnarkyRogue

Жыл бұрын

Divorced basement dwellers (prisoners) no less

@anthonythetophatter2834

Жыл бұрын

Divorced lawyers without borders

@MrSinjoy

Жыл бұрын

And it paid off in the end.

@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonythetophatter2834 divorced lawyers with barriers. 6 barriers. the walls and ceiling and floor of doug's basement

@lionsexist

Жыл бұрын

Can’t be divorced if you’ve never got a girlfriend! 😎

Doug’s brother being just as nuts as Doug is always a delight

@dat_fast_boi

Жыл бұрын

Everyone says either Chat or Parkzer is the real main character instead of Doug, but it's actually been Davey all along. Congratulations Davey.

@onlysmiles4949

Жыл бұрын

Identical wavelengths

@purplejay8030

Жыл бұрын

@@onlysmiles4949 And other lengths too, presumably

@hihey229

Жыл бұрын

That's Davey Wreden for you! A true legend!

@PinnePon

Жыл бұрын

He did make The Stanley Parable after all

The Nvidea Stock was probably the smartest move chat has made. When looking at the stocks a year later.

@DomzyDX

2 ай бұрын

He sold before it peaked, unlucky

@imamorp7980

Ай бұрын

If he'd kept it he would have made 4x profit.

I just love the sheer amount of disclaimers, Doug REALLY wants you to know that trusting thousands of weirdly coordinated people is a bad financial decision

@Hunter57588

3 ай бұрын

Who knew?

@AntiVectorTV

2 ай бұрын

Sometimes they're weirdly-coordinated, and sometimes, they're *weirdly* coordinated.

@kdemetter

Ай бұрын

Not surprising to me : they are investing heavily in AI chips, and companies are willing to pay a ton of money for those.

the most baffling thing about DougDoug's content is he makes twitch chat seem like a fun place to be in. Most twitch streamers have the absolute cesspool of chats.

@RedYDG

Жыл бұрын

Most chats are like giving a room full of chimps grenades with loose pins. DougDoug chat is like giving a room full of chimps shaped explosives but the detonation is decided by NovelAI.

@galilean2023

Жыл бұрын

​@@RedYDG and all the chimps are divorced

@arciks11

Жыл бұрын

It's still a pretty awful chat. These edits just make them look better than they are.

@calebthomas6590

Жыл бұрын

@arciks11 Nah man have you been to his streams? I mean you always get that one idiot in the chat who says something stupid but mostly it’s very positive! Everyone is supportive and the vibes are 90 percent good

@king_z0g

Жыл бұрын

@@arciks11 I genuinely can't think of a better twitch chat, especially on a stream with more than 5k concurrent viewers. I can think of a few more wholesome chats, but Doug's is both funny and supportive, and honestly he wouldn't be quite as successful as he is without such a unique twitch community.

"Con: maybe a recession soon?" Doug accidentally manages to be the most accurate economic analyst ever for approximately 10 seconds.

@freezeboy13

Жыл бұрын

Only smart thing said that stream lol

@morganreenus2399

Жыл бұрын

voices of the void critical error?

@bidoof367

Жыл бұрын

wont be as bad as the recession 7 months from now

@Sebbir

Жыл бұрын

@@morganreenus2399 good point

@lesigh3410

Жыл бұрын

@@bidoof367 don't jinx it, damn you

The crazy thing is that the Twitch Chat portfolio outperformed the S&P 500 in 2022, which is considered a safe index for long-term investing and used as a benchmark for comparing how portfolios and funds perform. Twitch chat portfolio had a return of -18% but the S&P 500 had a return of -19.6% in 2022. It could be fun to let the portfolio ride or have twitch chat reallocate assets each year and see how it stacks up over time.

@CIubDuck

Жыл бұрын

I think we should introduce the T&C 500, Twitch & Chat 500.

@jakebrown1066

7 ай бұрын

what about the CB&T index

20:08 He gets normal answers from his friend and his mom, but as soon as he calls Davy Wreden, creator of the Stanley Parable, the guy immediately takes the opportunity to make jokes instead, so beautiful.

@derdurstbursch

Жыл бұрын

He what he is like the what of what the Stanley what omg

@TheOnePrinceMeatball

Жыл бұрын

@@derdurstbursch what?

@SomeOne-vf1rs

11 ай бұрын

@@derdurstburschwhen the

@lukejensen9933

7 ай бұрын

@@SomeOne-vf1rsthe when the when when

@SomeOne-vf1rs

7 ай бұрын

@@lukejensen9933 Yeah

I can't believe he bought Netflix stock at like the worst possible time.

@MrSkerpentine

Жыл бұрын

buy low sell high now we just gotta pray they ever hit a high ever again or if they cancelled it after two seasons like everything else that isn’t Stranger Things

@PixelRockett

Жыл бұрын

He really should have shorted it lol

@amythistfire5042

Жыл бұрын

And yet it was still the 4th best 😂😂

@pissgaming420

Жыл бұрын

​@YeaMan except you actually are a bot

@Three_Blind_Dice

Жыл бұрын

Hasbro, too. They've been doing awful

Selling at 69 cents because you know everyone else is going to sell at 69 cents is a god tier play tho

@DeathClawz

Жыл бұрын

I sold at 6.7 cents because I didn't think it would make it past 6.9 😐

@Jet-plane

Жыл бұрын

@@DeathClawz lol

@ekki1993

20 күн бұрын

It's the reason why prices bounce around round numbers. Most actual investors have price limits for buying/selling, and they tend to pick round numbers and 420/42/69

Started dying when Doug can openly confesses his love to Parkzer but can't say it back to his own brother He got his priorities straight, now we all have to

21:40 I love how Dougdoug's sad that Parkzer never says he loves him back but also avoids it when his own brother says he loves him.

Man, how could they invest in Costco and not bring up the CEO threatening to kill someone if they raised the price of the hot dog. Big pro there.

@Guitarton

Жыл бұрын

Uncontroversial dub right there

@ironwraith852

Жыл бұрын

The fact that they still haven’t raised the prices in their food court is so great. Their pizza is God Tier.

@peregrinus524

Жыл бұрын

It was the founder threatening the CEO, but yes unfathomably based

@sharkestry1119

Жыл бұрын

wasn't a scandal, any normal person would've acted the same way

@bb-boys4147

Жыл бұрын

What

As a guy who keeps an eye on stocks, I was cracking up seeing the ones chat chose. Netflix tried to crack down on password sharing, people got pissed at Nvidia for cooperate greed, Hasbro tried to get rid of the open license for D&D, etc. DougDoug really chose one of the worst years and chat chose some of the worst companies for investment.

@thedarksalmon9893

Жыл бұрын

Yeah as someone from the future it makes you wince. Thats no cap.

@jacobbaird1180

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, when he got Hasbro I winced hard

@Wockes

Жыл бұрын

Except when it really mattered with Coca-Cola

@louiscypher4186

Жыл бұрын

This is why i keep all my stock in Wheat, Flour, Salt, Sugar, Yeast, Butter and Pretzel companies.

@bruhnub

Жыл бұрын

Hey man can you teach me how to git gud in investments?

Watching you invest in Hasbro a year ago and being a Magic: the Gathering player brought a tear my eye. Chris Cox being the reason your brother made up his mind on it is absolutely perfect. A big oof.

@blinxly5530

Жыл бұрын

As a D&D fan, I was deviated when I heard about the ogl. Chris Cox is really living up to the name, huh :(

@elusivedesert8530

Жыл бұрын

THIS IS AGENT MILTON WITH THE PINKERTON- okay that memes getting old now

I love how Doug and Davey just have this same kind of humour. Truly, one of the brothers

Genuinely shocked that Doug called someone who wasn't Parkzer for any form of advice

@sphortball8503

Жыл бұрын

parkzer just had a different skin on

@JackFrosthawk

Жыл бұрын

Hey man, he called Jack the Lawyer a few times to figure out what to do with those filthy traitors Fondle and Lydia

@darrenmills3943

Жыл бұрын

Ayo that wheel had some good ideas tho

@MARIOTUTORIALS666

Жыл бұрын

YOU DON'T ACCEPT THE INFERKIT?!!? MAY THE GODS OF 3 BE AGAINST YOU

@daryncollins7640

Жыл бұрын

@@JackFrosthawk well that was before the parkzer arc

I love how Doug and his brother have the same relationship that Doug and Parkzer have. "I love you" "Ok bye"

@addemiusinksoul8655

Жыл бұрын

It might be a family joke to say I love you to people who wont' say it back

@oompa1274

Жыл бұрын

I was going to make this comment lol

@TheReal1InTheBack

Жыл бұрын

Bet Parkzer says 'I love you' to Doug's brother and he doesn't say it back; it's a loop!

@Vanguard-II

Жыл бұрын

E

@lesigh3410

Жыл бұрын

@@TheReal1InTheBack the triangle of jilted lovers / brothers

"holy shit Intel stock peaked in 2000" Yes Doug, that was right before the dot come bubble burst, their stock was massively overinflated.

I love how Doug had the same reaction to his brother telling him that he loves him that Parkzer has every time Doug tells him the same thing

I honestly love just how willing everyone Doug called was to encourage him to invest his money in the most irresponsible way he possibly could. We owe so much to the people willing to enable Doug’s behavior.

@TheCreepyLantern

Жыл бұрын

honestly how instantly ride or die his mother and bro were in encouraging this explains a LOT about Doug and its geat

@edreds2145

Жыл бұрын

LMAO I READ “in the most responsible way he possibly could”

@stugeh

Жыл бұрын

We could all do with more enablers in our lives. Be the change you want to see.

@MegaKBang

Жыл бұрын

Thats because he told them in advance for this (most likely)

@misscookiesncrime

Жыл бұрын

We owe so much, about $1.8k to be precise.

And this, is why Doug needs to win the most creative content category in the streamer awards UPDATE: WE DID IT BOYS, DOUG WON, THIS MAN WENT UP AGAINST LUDWIG AND WON. ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN

@OldSport3291

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

@jacobmarshall5391

Жыл бұрын

Amen

@andrewzeshypikamander1120

Жыл бұрын

​@senor_takagod true

@andrewzeshypikamander1120

Жыл бұрын

​@senor_takagod WE DID IT BOYS, DOUG WON, THIS MAN WENT UP AGAINST LUDWIG AND WON

@andrewzeshypikamander1120

Жыл бұрын

PLANNED

Nvidia's stock has increased 7x since he invested in it.

NVIDIA was actually an insane investment Edit : 2 months later, it’s even better if an investment

@NullExotic

2 ай бұрын

Nvia don't guy did not age well

I like how whenever Doug calls Parkzer,he always tries to get him to say “I love you” back,but when Davey tries to get Doug to say “I love you” back,Doug just ignores it and moves on

@Romanticoutlaw

Жыл бұрын

in my personal headcanon, parkzer calls davey and says "I love you" unreciprocated to him, closing the loop

@sharkestry1119

Жыл бұрын

cursed love triangle

@awesomegaymer5786

Жыл бұрын

That genuinely hurt seeing Doug's brother say that and him ignore it

@thaumaTurtles

Жыл бұрын

Now we know where he learned it from...

@ashikjaman1940

Жыл бұрын

The DougDoug lore has spicy shipping drama

Imagine if he’d held on to NVIDIA for another year.

@mikeloupou654

2 ай бұрын

Real

lmao @ nvidia being the first recommendation. That guy was onto something

Watching Chat lose their minds over Doug not saying "love you" back to his brother was beautiful

@Vanq17

Жыл бұрын

I love that he did say love you to Eddy.

doug and his brother’s humor feeding off of each other on the phone call was hilarious

if only he held nvidia even longer

I was literally screaming "Don't do it" when chat voted to buy Netflix stock

@i_garfed_on_the_carpet

Жыл бұрын

who coulda predicted netflix would be making the worst decisions possible

@Jesus-101

Жыл бұрын

@@i_garfed_on_the_carpet They've gotten so bored they thought it would be more fun to shoot themselves in the foot... repeatedly...

@blinxly5530

Жыл бұрын

​@@Jesus-101 and then in the other foot 💀

@Login2play

Жыл бұрын

same, but with hasbro

@Sumirevins

Жыл бұрын

I mean it's twitch chat who have combined financial literacy of 7 year old kid. So, That I wasn't expecting anything really tbh.

Doug is the definition of letting the intrusive thoughts win

@payjeg

Жыл бұрын

And it's gr8 content

@4mandee

Жыл бұрын

The intrusive thoughts are the real main characters, and we are his intrusive thoughts

@chloe5065

Жыл бұрын

no he's really not. intrusive thoughts are not the same thing as impulses. an impulse is something stupid that you sort of want to do to see how it turns out. an intrusive thought is something that you think of against your will that you really don't want to happen.

@StreakZ-sb1pr

Жыл бұрын

@@chloe5065 you knew what they meant

@bunnyhana7482

Жыл бұрын

​@@StreakZ-sb1pr yeah they're not the same thing. An intrusive thought is thinking about stabbing your family when chopping fruit with a knife. And impulsive thought is dying your hair at 3am without alot of second thought

doug's mom sounds pretty normal for the person that made both doug AND davey, the two most insane men i've ever watched

13:31 Might just be the best business proposal I've ever seen

parkzer is such a mood sometimes, "how do you feel about your loss" "fairly indifferent "

@remarkablysquare3216

Жыл бұрын

parkzer is great

@pembertr0n

11 ай бұрын

“What are your feelings on this momentous occasion, your Neutralness?” “I have no strong feelings one way or the other!”

This was absolutely hilarious to watch knowing what was about to happen with some of these companies. Like Hasbro has just been rocked with awful stories and has plummeted, Netflix has blown both their legs off, and Putin exists. I was laughing my ass off at Chat’s misfortune.

@charlesjameson-dv5yv

Жыл бұрын

It's quite good knowing what's about to happen with some of this companies, but we all do not have to depend on a particular company to help us make some Cash. I suggest we could make our own money through investment. I took that decision a year ago, i can proud boast of my portfolio. What do you think??

@user-gc1hg9sp9k

Жыл бұрын

The reason why hasbro and netflix are doing that is because the stakeholder are vote to do it. That the reason why most comapny are greddy because they want to maximize stakeholder profit

@charlesjameson-dv5yv

Жыл бұрын

@@user-gc1hg9sp9k quite true but isn't really a great move. As it would affect a whole lot of people. That's actually mire reason i prefer trading/investing with an AI trading platform. Saves time and risk.

@argonianguy6226

Жыл бұрын

Putin is a CEO of NETFLIX?!

@BierBart12

Жыл бұрын

Chat is the single reason why all of these things happened.

Doug: "So how do you feel right now?" Parkzer: "Fairly indifferent." Classic Parkzer (He is not Dougdoug's lawyer)

Doug always comes up these wacky, creative ideas for videos and I love every single one of them.

Ah Twitch chat, the most intellectual entity that can solve all of your problems

@Tom-oj7si

Жыл бұрын

Actually a hivemind of rejects that could fix your problems but will make them worse just to have a laugh

@Kumquat_Lord

Жыл бұрын

We're undefeated against Doug at chess

@sugoistalin7809

Жыл бұрын

Hey, if you throw enough people at a problem, somethings gotta stick. It worked for the Soviets.

@Tom-oj7si

Жыл бұрын

@@sugoistalin7809 literally it didn't the Germans were days from Stalingrad before D-Day took the pressure off the nearly-capitulated USSR

@sugoistalin7809

Жыл бұрын

@@Tom-oj7si It's almost like... that's the joke I was making.

the bear size hypothetical was honestly probably the greatest decision making tactic of all time

@andrewdowns9047

Жыл бұрын

Nothing makes more sense than the fact that Doug has a brother named Davy whose just as crazy as him.

@niklausvenzendt

Жыл бұрын

Fucking crazier; did you see when DouglasDouglas had him on stream? What a friggin nut lmao

@thaumaTurtles

8 ай бұрын

​@@andrewdowns9047also, that guy made The Stanley Parable

@Fishmanistan

5 ай бұрын

Want to make money despite the invasion? Analyze how large a bear each companies CEO could fight.

@Noeyk200

5 ай бұрын

⁠@@andrewdowns9047Even crazier: When Doug said his brother makes video games, he was referring to the fact that Davey created The Stanley Parable.

Shoulda held on to Nvidia

Should do an update video on these stocks for this year

Telling your friend you love him but not saying it back to your brother and hanging up is the most brotherly thing I've ever seen

@ammaralamer659

Жыл бұрын

Also, saying "I love you" to your brother in front of people to embarrass him is one of the most brotherly things I've seen.

DougDoug is the human version of a good-on-paper idea.

@mattymerr701

Жыл бұрын

I've never seen a more true comment

@MatzushiiMorioka

Жыл бұрын

True

@sigmamale4147

Жыл бұрын

Thats not even good on paper lmao

I'm so surprised that Nvidia, the first thing that they invested actually 10x over the past 10 months

It's so insane that your brother literally designed The Stanley Parable and you're just here like "he makes video games"

I once did this at school (fake money) and every month we would check what the prices of our stocks were at. My group went from 10k to 1k.

@auden4531

Жыл бұрын

I did this too in my 9th grade math class! I stopped going to school at the end of October and switched schools for 10th grade so I have no idea how I did! FOREVER UNKNOWN INVESTMENT STATUS POG!!!!!

@siIlyman

Жыл бұрын

dang that sucks

@auden4531

Жыл бұрын

@@siIlyman that I switched schools?

@bzipoli

Жыл бұрын

​@@auden4531 or possibly infinite gains

@kamilex5

Жыл бұрын

We did this in our class too. Every group consisted of 2 people and each group started with 50k. My group won with having 53k at the end.

This seemed like a very financially responsible thing to do. Unfortunately I don’t have myself a twitch chat but I DO have a 11 year old sister with adhd who knows absolutely nothing about money, so basically the same thing. Time to invest.

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

Invest in humus, it’s the future

@randomdeliveryguy

Жыл бұрын

Sorry, 11 years old is, like, 6 years more mentally mature than Twitch Chat, so your results may vary a little.

@RNJ142

Жыл бұрын

​@@placeholderdoe James is that you?

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

@@RNJ142 he speaks the truth

@beanqwert7841

Жыл бұрын

Hello. What did you invest in, and how much money did you get?

Whoever said Nvidia 2 years ago is up huge right now

@mikeloupou654

2 ай бұрын

Real

i love how the eldritch horror that chat normally is just turned into a ton of gentlemen the moment doug called his mom

It’s canon that Doug loves Eddie more that his brother

@Cherokeechuck9

Жыл бұрын

"Doug I love you, and I'm always here for you." "Yeah whatever bye I gotta call eddie"

@CircaSriYak

Жыл бұрын

Are we just gonna ignore the flipside where he said ILY to his mom and she didn't say ILY back? Imagine being friendzoned by your own mom

@HalfbreedTrini

Жыл бұрын

@@CircaSriYak everyone loves Doug except the one person he wants😭

Oh god, NVIDIA, Netflix, and Hasbro??? Holy shit this aged like fucking milk

@user-gc1hg9sp9k

Жыл бұрын

NVIDIA is still a good long term investment to be honest because of AI

@janvandaalen4993

Жыл бұрын

@@user-gc1hg9sp9k And full self-driving vehicles.

@ScibbieGames

11 ай бұрын

Nvidia now tho lmao

@saitama9994

5 ай бұрын

lmao he made twice the money on nvidia

@kevinsanchez7781

3 ай бұрын

I think your message also aged like milk. Nvidia in the past 6 months has gone up way too much

it's been a year we need an update

Hope he kept that invidia stock

twitch chat is like a chaotic child and doug is like a cool dad

@poggernogger3854

Жыл бұрын

@Not gonna lie im not a bot lmao

@vauxhallfan676

Жыл бұрын

@@poggernogger3854 that's what a bot would say!!!

@poggernogger3854

Жыл бұрын

@@vauxhallfan676 actually yes i am a bot

@NolanRempel

Жыл бұрын

@@poggernogger3854 i think the best part is i'm 99% sure the guy above is also a bot since i see that exact comment copy/pasted literally everywhere

Жыл бұрын

​@@poggernogger3854 you keep posting the exact same comment, though.

Seeing him invest in Netflix a year ago is making me cry knowing what we know now. EDIT: SAY I LOVE YOU BACK TO DAVEY DOUG

@hedgesolo4977

Жыл бұрын

I was literally going to say this 😂

@shapied

Жыл бұрын

Hasbro too lmao

@tw80studios66

Жыл бұрын

@Oprator Holy shit this is the best and most emotional video I’ve ever seen.

@lightningpenguin8937

Жыл бұрын

Honestly would have been a lot worse if Netflix didn't have a silver tongue.

@ovrsurge4689

Жыл бұрын

Microsoft hurts too. I looked up that stock and it's all downhill despite what looked like a very long term exponential growth.

Watching this now when NVIDIA is at 800 honestly makes me so sad that he pulled out after a year!

"[I feel] fairly indifferent" really just seems to summarize Parkzer given his constant tone of voice.

I love seeing Doug calling random people he knows and them being mostly unsurprised by his bizarre questions

I like that $1,000 for an unknown amount of Netflix stock “sounds like a bargain” lol

Holy shit, Doug is a master of comedy, but somehow Parkzer with his dry personality contrasting with Doug’s insanity makes him by far the best person in every video he’s in.

2:13 - hello from 2024 where NVidia is up 4x.

How is there an Individual weirder than Doug itself and it turns out he is his brother. I feel like we are stearing towards a "I love you chase" between Davie, Doug and parkzer and i am here for it

@TheYeetedMeat

Жыл бұрын

who else could’ve made the Stanley parable?

Doug slowly letting twitch chat control his life, first his money, next his schedule

@Titanite_In_NY

Жыл бұрын

After his schedule, his _MEDICATION_

@replix4458

Жыл бұрын

next his garments

@trakido7337

Жыл бұрын

next up on dougdoug's channel "I decided to become my Twitch Chat's form of life" and they just tell everything what he has to do ; like yelling RIGGED all the time

@Katharina-rp7iq

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget furniture and decoration as well as some clothes.....I believe it's too late.

man i hope he kept that nvidia stock

those nvidea stocks lookin juicy right about now

thanks doug, trusting the trained professionals in chat helped me lose the entirety of my sons college tuition, jokes on him though after the divorce he’s no longer my problem

@giddyplayer756

Жыл бұрын

Congrats on the divorce!!

This video kinda reminds me of that one time Reddit completely crashed the stock market by investing on robin hood.

@cathalmolloy2002

Жыл бұрын

Was that the GameStop one?

@vedrisca

Жыл бұрын

​@@cathalmolloy2002 yup. Kneecapped Melvin capital by triggering a short squeeze due to overleveraged positions on put options against gamestop. Funniest shit.

@imperialguardsman5726

Жыл бұрын

​@@vedrisca none of those phrases are real

@magicball3201

Жыл бұрын

I don't believe they crashed the stock market. Just reddit invested in what most "professional" financial advisors thought was a failing stock. They got pissed and complained. Robinhood to appease the actual people who make them money froze the stock. To be clear, Robinhood made money by letting people trade for free, then selling the buying trends of their users. Their users didn't make them money; they were the product.

@jetison333

Жыл бұрын

​@@imperialguardsman5726 no phrases are real

I like how everyone Doug calls he says"i love you" to before they hang up and the one person who actually said "I love you" to him over the phone he refused to say it back

It took over a year for this stream to be turned into a video, that's one hell of an investment

‘Pro: environmentally friendly so will help Rosa’ is the strongest argument I’ve ever heard

Hey Doug, I really loved the highly scientific process to determine the investment amounts. Do you think Skyrim arranged battles are better or worse than SSB cpu random items on? Also are the items necessary for reproducing results? I usually play without items. Thanks for your input!

@iGrom

Жыл бұрын

Bro didn't see the legal disclaimer 💀

@bigware9588

Жыл бұрын

@@iGrom Do you not understand the concept of a joke?

"Yo, milk?" will forever be my favorite DougDoug quote. 25:04 since I know I'm coming back for this every month.

I love that Eddie immediately thinks that Doug is streaming when he calls him to ask a weird question.

I love how Doug always tries to get Parkzer to I love you back but doesn't say it back to his own brother lmao

Doug, i have a confession. I didn't get a divorce, i just put up wife and kids up as collateral for your scheme and now I'm all alone

@godzillagod9752

Жыл бұрын

You should of got Parkzer to use your wife and kids as a tax ride off

@joshuadrinkwater4391

Жыл бұрын

Bro we’re both drinkwater wtf

@drinkwater559

Жыл бұрын

@@joshuadrinkwater4391 it's such an important thing to do

@Romanticoutlaw

Жыл бұрын

divorce speedrun

@jewels3846

Жыл бұрын

You know, at least they will always know you didnt think they were worthless.

If Doug kept his Nvidia stock... He is probably way richer than we think right now

Today is march 2024, that 5,37 shares of NVIDIA would be $4616

@firewolfandrewb

2 ай бұрын

At least something payed out in that stream.

I love this kind of content. Twitch chat can do anything.

@phonyzebra3848

Жыл бұрын

Except make Doug money

@tor-keeby4401

Жыл бұрын

Divorced content:

I love that Doug refuses to say “I love you” back to his brother and Parkzer refuses to say “I love you” back to Doug.

@tacotuttle

10 ай бұрын

Now Davey just needs to refuse to say “I love you” back to Parkzer and the circle is complete

Imagine he kept nvidia

12:48 i like how quickly he gets convinced

I like how Doug will say “I love you” to Eddie and Parkzer and literally anyone else besides his own brother

Thank god for the 1800 legal disclaimers, on 1799 I was about to put my life savings into Pete the plumber, but then I realized that I shouldn’t wager my financial stability on peggle, thanks Doug for clearing the air

We all love you Davey, keep making those sick af games

One word. Hummus.

@TheIronManOfSteel

Жыл бұрын

It’s going places.

if this was recorded a year ago then that's terrifying for the Netflix stock and everything else Edit: yes, yes it was terrifying.

@turnityp886

Жыл бұрын

i know

cannot wait to show this to my financial advisor parents and have this be their first introduction into this content.

@naolidecomisso4108

Жыл бұрын

What did they Said?

@blakksheep736

Жыл бұрын

Well?

@pokeprogame

4 ай бұрын

What did they say?

@pokeprogame

3 ай бұрын

I’m not sure but I don’t think (s)he might have not lived to tell the tale

@FED0RA

3 ай бұрын

​@@pokeprogamewho's gonna recover the body?

The fact that Nvidia jumped to over $400 a share recently is quite ironic

Lol I'm here about a year later and man chat made some gains.

There's been a couple of times where people let random animals invest in the stock market. From a cat to a monkey to a fish. I wonder where Twitch chat falls on that spectrum

@starvinghub

Жыл бұрын

Between phytoplankton and shrimp

@tylercrockett7273

Жыл бұрын

There was a crypto investing hamster who would use a couple buttons to buy and sell random crypto and I think he actually made money.

@guy_kisser

Жыл бұрын

Micheal Reeves done it...

@domeen0gt895

Жыл бұрын

​@@tylercrockett7273 the only nft salesman id trust

@derdurstbursch

Жыл бұрын

Twitch chat definitely is on the spectrum

10:03 had me laughing out loud given how confident Doug said he was in Netflix knowing how poorly they’ve done the past year😭

i love how he and his brother have the same energy, and humor (ps i watched this when it came out but never realized util rewatching seven months later)

Doug please do another stream with Davey. Your chemistry is amazing it’s like you guys are brothers

To be fair, we could not predict the CEOs to drive their companies against the friggin wall.

the NVIDIA call was insane

Dougdoug literally not investing in gamestop and knowing what happened later on was hilariously horrible to witness

As a Magic: The Gathering player the moment I heard "Let's invest in Hasbro" my balls shriveled. They've not been doing a good job

@vdsora32

Жыл бұрын

When it got to Hasbro, I thought of all the DnD scandals that happened

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

Can you please explain all the scandals?

@vdsora32

Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderdoe the dnd scandal was with the Open Gaming License (OGL). Hasbro wanted to revoke the OGL which would make 3rd party content (homebrew) belong to Hasbro, or at the very least they can take a cut of the profits. This, of course, made everyone upset. DnD beyond subscriptions were withdrawn, people started looking at different ttrpgs if it fully went into effect, even the dnd movie is now not looking good because of this. There was confirmation they won't revoke the ogl but the damage has been done

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

@@vdsora32 so basically the 3rd party content (that I assume made dnd the best ttrpg in so many’s eyes) was going to be either destroyed or heavily limited from growing and people were reasonably appalled

@Sumirevins

Жыл бұрын

It's not the game Quality it's the profits from in-game purchases and Battle passes that make a game company profitable. Hasbro also has many Mobile games like risk, uno etc

the fact nvidia is at 700+ a share now is crazy, i already know he made money and haven't even finished the video