I'm Good at Parenting? | Jim Gaffigan: Dark Pale
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Jim's the best. His comedy is spot on.
As a mom of 4 kids (19, 17, 13 & 7) this is all so true 😂
@matcampbell3552
3 ай бұрын
Yup its definitely true that parents are s0ft and basically raising the last of their bloodline.
@CameronsMusic
Ай бұрын
@@matcampbell3552Dis you hear the part where he said he tries? Or were you too busy drowning in your ego?
@matcampbell3552
Ай бұрын
@@CameronsMusic How exactly do you think that changes or addressed my comment? I can't remember the time I've had the luxury of saying "I tried". Must be female privilege.
I'm a Middle School teacher, this was so true.
You are the best comedian I've heard for a long time.
@cherylmcnutt9905
8 ай бұрын
He’s brilliant!
@susieque176
8 ай бұрын
@@cherylmcnutt9905Yes, he is!
@NicoleDeandrea
2 ай бұрын
I agree
Relatable. We have 5 kids (teenagers and littles). Send help. 🤣🤣
Your stories of large families always hit home with me. I'm the oldest of six, and my mother is one of 13. My mom's siblings all have 4 or 5 kids, so if you go to this little town in Connecticut and yell their last name, 80% of people will turn around and 20% will point to one. The only time I saw my grandmother out of the kitchen was in church.
@JamesMullaney
8 ай бұрын
My parents had 11 I had 30 cousins My parents descendants are above 125
@laurakrajnikburick2731
7 ай бұрын
I love your story ❤️
He’s so right. Nothing can prepare you for the teenage years
🤣 Jim Gaffigan is hilarious!!! Can’t believe every one of his specials is so damn funny.
I watched the special and I still click on every one of these videos.
That's why we pick a wall and give each one of the kids' names... because talking to the wall can be just as effective.😂
@joelcrb2011
7 ай бұрын
Actually talking to the wall could be even more effective. Your voice will echo off the wall slightly and could be considered feedback or something akin to a response which is a lot more than what you get back from some teenagers!
Gotta love him!
😂😂😂 so true. Thank you the laughter 👍🏻😆
Excellent! I really appreciate your comedy!
Now add in kid with medical and behavior issues . Schedule,finances, security go out the window. Do something nice for a struggling parent whenever you can
@laurakrajnikburick2731
7 ай бұрын
Sometimes a kid is just lost and no one can get through to them. But more often than not, they hear you. Even if they don't learn as young adults they usually grow into great adults after having their own kids.
@matcampbell3552
3 ай бұрын
@@laurakrajnikburick2731 Amazes me how people will literally touch on the problem and are completely oblivious to it. He says he has no control over his kids eating at the table. I remember the day I tried that with my dad. Been eating at the table ever since.
@Dani-ICU-RN
Ай бұрын
And then,my husband & dad died 3 hr apart ..no income as an injured/ill ICU RN, awaiting disability- now foreclosure no car... from PTA mom Girl Scout cookie mom book fair mom Dan's mom cheer mom basketball mom to literally stuck in bed almost 24/7 can't leave the house and the depressed as hell. Where do we go we have nowhere to go😢😢 parenting is hard no matter what age they are
@cherylcarlson3315
Ай бұрын
@@Dani-ICU-RN sending hugs and understanding. After 39yrs RN, having weakness, fatigue, blurry vision,sob, couldn't work, went through diagnostic hell,denied disability,living in substandard house was rehabbing. 3yrs and legal aid got disability,7neuros,2muscle biopsies they disagree with pathology I demanded mestinon trial as they wanted me in LTC at 60!! Has helped tremendously but they claim triple sero negative MG is so rare it couldn't possibly be me. Now there's national shortage of mestinon. I vacillate between despair,terror, feeling like a failure and struggling with desire to do bilateral carotid massage on every person who tells me to pray more,be positive and do more. My support system is pets, estranged son so he's not polluted by these struggles. I hate what nursing did to me. You are not alone.
Little kids, little problems. Big kids, big problems.
Thank you so much for making me laugh so much in a hard part of my life
Love this! 😂 just a fun fact, Dahmer’s dad actually did blame himself, he talked about it in his book
He is really amazing saying everything everybody wants to say
"I'm going back to North Korea" 😂
😂 My favorite comedian . Boo Radley ? 😂 Next time I watch TKAM I'm gonna be laughing inappropriately 😂
Hilarious 😂
Dark Pale, aptly named. I'm not even a husband, and my biggest laugh was at the end where he says "I'm gonna kill her." Because you won't of course, but you stay with someone long enough... Of course, women with men have it much easier, as we are simply beacons of joy:)
@laurakrajnikburick2731
7 ай бұрын
😂
Oh shit. I have prime. Popcorn, pot, and Jim is on the menu. Salty, savory, and silly. Ok ok ok ... i just had a fight with auto correct and won. I tried 16 times to write "silly", and the closest i got was, i shit you not, "silky smooth".
@charlie-obrien
8 ай бұрын
Alter correct can be a real batch.
@VoiceAndPianoByChristaFord
7 ай бұрын
😂🎉😅
@joelcrb2011
7 ай бұрын
@@charlie-obrienlol too good.
I raised 4 girls. Their teenage years were so delightful.........NOT! Lol.
Kids, and cats: A 🏡 is merrier with many of both. ❤ In my case, multiple felines, and canines. 🥰 Love is the answer, to everything.
@elflingskittensaunders6934
8 ай бұрын
Exactly! I'm the local rescuer and I'm sure everyone calls me The Cat Lady or CCL or whatever, I don't care I thought about posting this: Hey! I have a lot of cats and I'm nOt CraZy, at lea🐈st NooT snymoor 🤪
Imagine the live show! 😊
Bring back the Mike and Pat show
I can assure you, Jim, that your kids hear almost everything you tell them. I'm 64 with a 41 year old and that kid (adult now) is proof that I wasn't just talking to myself or the walls. You will be amazed when they actually have kids of their own because you will then start to see yourself in them. Those same words or stories you told them, they will use as they raise their own. Often I hear repeated to me a "remember when you told me" and I was sure glad I listened or I should have listened. More often than not you find out you did a decent, good, or excellent job raising them. Of course, there are those few kids that you just can't get through to, they are hopelessly lost.. Hopefully, that won't be the case with any of yours.
“You know nothing! You live in a fantasyland where your kids still LIKE you!” - every parent to every teenager ever
Man, now I need a prime subscription to see your stuff. What did Netflix run out of money or something?
I love you!
Would love to see you in Charlotte but can’t make the drive. Would love to see you in SC.
😂❤JG
Raising children has changed, due to the over stimulation of today's society, norms, and lack of expectations.
my momwas the eldest of 13, I was the youngest of 5~ the elder kid raised the siblings
Funny
Thank you, I was thinkink, its only my teenager🤨
My grandma had 13 kids!
Lol
You are Funny…Thanks,, an old Nam Veteran,,,,,,
@jimgaffigan
2 ай бұрын
Thanks for your service !
Viina, sauna, sisu, salmiakki, terva, ruisleipä ja PERKELE! 😁
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
I’ve seen your kids so I would never make that mistake.
My parents had 11 (1949-1967)
LITTLE KIDS= LITTLE problems. BIG kids =BIG problems.. 1 parent alone, makes that 2² harder😢😢
I have three, I’m pretty good with two, and one apparently hates me but then again she’s been married four times so it’s not about me. There’s no return departments.
you absolutely would not do that!
Add the pressure of social media. I can't stand to look at it anymore it's just a place to show off. Oh where in Paris for the weekend we just bought a Tesla oh we just want a scholarship oh blah blah blah. Well we're eating ramen noodles every night for breakfast lunch and dinner. Should I post that on Facebook
Meh
Funny as always but why do people talk about this as if they were forced to have sex, being honest noone made them do it
@catsgonom
8 ай бұрын
Ya they just horny.
@ZA-qk2og
8 ай бұрын
It’s called comedy 😂
@jacobwest7
8 ай бұрын
@@ZA-qk2og it's playing off of very real feelings just exaggerating them for a laugh
@sharonmontano4924
8 ай бұрын
That was such an insightful comment😂