Welcome back to another episode of "i joined a noob game as x" today our favourite swedish meatball is playing as russia! Who wouldve thought?

@sirllamaiii9708

10 ай бұрын

I joined a noob game as Germany and they said I was weak...

@gamerdrache6076

10 ай бұрын

@@sirllamaiii9708 They said my Russia was weak...

@doddydad2

10 ай бұрын

I like it when he looks for noob games so he'll easily win and be better than the rest of the players, and then gets annoyed the others are bad.

@seansullivan1798

10 ай бұрын

@@doddydad2yeah is not fun to watch when he just rages at new players

*I NEED MORE BOOLETS, BIGGER WEAPONS, LETS GO TO THE GYM BUDDY* 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔥

@danielhollick1708

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for the protein shake officer! :D

@user-cl7tb1xw4o

10 ай бұрын

WATCH ME RIDE THAT HORSE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

@tactical_ninja09

10 ай бұрын

🔫Hasta la vista, baby! 🔫Hasta la vista, baby! I NEED MOAR BOOLETS🗣🗣🗣

I NEED MORE BOOLETS🔊🔊

@s_gren9981

10 ай бұрын

I NEED MORE BOOLETS🔊🔊

@jj2351

10 ай бұрын

I NEED MORE BOOLETS🔊🔊

@JoeBidenIcecream

10 ай бұрын

I NEED MORE BOOLETS🔊🔊

@neon2272

10 ай бұрын

BIGGER WEAPONS🔊🔊

@rektum5250

10 ай бұрын

I NEED MORE BOULETS🔊🔊

Allies not being allowed to lend lease Russia is truly a HOI4 moment. Not like that was an absolutely critical element to the USSR war effort or anything

@KleinesStein

10 ай бұрын

Lend-Lease? More than half the USSR’s war equipment coming from the US? There’s no way, that’s impossible. Never happened irl (The sarcasm is thick here)

@sylvananas7923

10 ай бұрын

Germany can't cap France ? Admin deletes france's divs Japan can't handle Ai china ? Admin annex china to japan These games have a shit ton of weird rules that basically say "Things go this way otherwise no game", people say it's to "Have an actual game that does not end in 40" what's even the point playing an hoi4 multiplayer game then ? They all are the same, play around the same hot spots and at basically the same moments

@FrederikJolle

10 ай бұрын

@@sylvananas7923 do you play hoi4 mulitplayer?

@4ester709

10 ай бұрын

@@KleinesStein more than half is more like close to 10% with absolute majority came after crucial battles of 41 and 42

@kappsa5365

10 ай бұрын

@@4ester709 if your talking about guns and bullets yes sure you can say that but a massive amount of the soviets trucks and food radios etc came from the US

Didn't know dankus is the relative of I need more bullets

@thegg2618

10 ай бұрын

But he needs more tanks

@KALABANGUS445

10 ай бұрын

@@thegg2618nahhh 😭😭

Canada casually having to rush mech every game

@quincyames2014

10 ай бұрын

tbf most focuses in these types of mods have a focus order...

1:40 imagine the honor of hearing dankus say "good shit!" to what you done

12:48 Literally historical roleplay XD

I've seen that French man everywhere. Now on hoi4 crazy

Dankus when he joins a noob game: why do all these noobs need more bullets

Always nice to see a classic.

I just realized the mic issues from a month ago are solved. It sounds way better.

Dankus back with another banger thumbnail

The title: Joining another noob game as... The thumbnail: I need more bullets guy vs countryballs

japan was rolling nat 20s that entire china war, that was so painful to watch

When you join the noob game and channel your inner noob macro.

Hmm yes the resurgence of dankus 🗿👌😎👍

What mod rehauls the tech tree ?

They said my lag was weak...

LETS GO TO THE GYM BUDDY!

remember to always carry a jar of raspberry preserves whenever you’re mountain climbing, a jar of raspberry preserves can get you to a lot of place.

Brave French soldier in the thumbnail

First game of MP and I get to co-op Dancus

What mod are you playing dankus?

Alf Landon is good because he gives more bonuses than FDR and you can still go left side with him.

I love how he would ve literally killed the entire japanese army but due to the lag every single encirclement got saved :D

I NEED MORE WEPONS🏹💣

They thought i dont have boolets

bullets!

BIG RIVER!!!!!!

I NEED MORE BOOLETS DRRRRRRRRT🔊🔊🇫🇷

They said i need more boolets... they were wrong

what mod is this?

Bad Mod - Lower points in the workshop

What mods do you using?

20:55 😂

Why is there a caked up Slovenian militiaman with a water gun in the thumbnail

Joe need more bullets! Bigger brain, bigger brain

every game is a noob game for dancus

0:41 what is the name of that music?

I Need more bullet, bigger weapons, let's go to the Gym buddy, drdrdrdrdr, are Dankus new dlc

What is the mod you use

15:04 I like how Biden gives him a kiss :D

NEED MORE BOULLETS!!!!!!!! BIG WEAPONS!!

you did not just put the boulets guy on the TN

dankus ussr gameplay part : infinity

Kiev has fallen….billions must micro

Why is the guy in the thumbnail double thicked up?

Lore of I Joined a Noob Game as Soviet Union momentum 100

Name of the mod?

I NEED MORE BOULETS 🗣🗣🗣

When you do the recent golden germany game, make sure to reuse this title.

What is that mod?/vad är det där för mod?

Well for French man I would even like

Mod?

I NEED MORE BOOULETS🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@indecision3835

10 ай бұрын

BIGGER WEAPON

5:50 - “Noooooh.. ~ I’m swuch a Joe Biden ^^” “

I need more boulesss

5:20 what was he gonna say???

If you make todays stream into a video please make sure to show how annoying seamops was being

Zesty ahh thumbnail

The boolets did it

I love Dankus Energy

Dankus try 2 divison wich japan vs china in vanila

i need more booöe

Can you finally fix you sound volume?

this time noobs were on the allies?

Dankus copium is crazy in noob game

7:56 I mean... I do sort of understand the perspective of those who wants to do their own thing. I honestly feel like this is depending on the culture and ruleset of each MPs. Not everyone wants to minmax and play competitively. Heck, I can sort of understand that some might see moves like "researching mechs to give to soviets" as something that is undermining their fun for the sake of making Soviet play fun. Not saying either side is wrong or right, but rather I tend not to stress over them. I get sparce MPs as is, and being competitive constantly really takes a lot out of me emotionally. I cannot fathom how much Dankus goes through to make these vids. Mad props to the man for trying to make every MP satisfying to watch.

@proxyzov

10 ай бұрын

This is a competitive MP.

@tendibuster

10 ай бұрын

Your own fun is coming at the cost of the rest of the lobbies. This isnt a soviet fun vs canada fun. This is a canada fun vs lobby fun. Also without mech canada tanks are dogshit anyways

They said my russia was weak

şenis

BIGGER WEAPÓNS BIGGER WEAPÓNS

Let me guess, he will go heavy tanks and hold behind the same fucking river.

@gamerdrache6076

10 ай бұрын

Thats normal russia hold what do you want him to do

@PAard-ko6ig

10 ай бұрын

Something original

@tendibuster

10 ай бұрын

he should do air only instead

i need more bullets

who was playing on a toaster? the lag is insane

They said my Builets were weak...

THEY SAID MY HAIR LOSS WAS WEAK... THEY WERE RIGHT

Why isn’t dankus allowed to send more then 6 divisions to Spain are the facist meant to win

@13ghettoDolphins101

10 ай бұрын

are you special or baiting

Nah he's dummy thicc but what the hell is that haircut

They said my boolets were weak...

sweden esport gaming

Anyone know what mods they use?

@MassiveChoad-vr5gy

10 ай бұрын

this is the finest bruh but it is a mp mode not really for single player if thats what u play

21:00 URAAAA Z!!!!!

@zymbaluknik8093

10 ай бұрын

Zalupa

I Realy dont get your video naming convention... some times you call games like this new games while other times you call them bokoen games

@prierepanda2186

10 ай бұрын

This wasn't a Bokoen game. It's just a similar mod used by other people.

yuar czech

zoom

🌸 "Promo SM"

Less go early comment

first

good god can you say joe biden enough times?

ur late on this meme kinda

joeeeeeee biden eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesports

bro wtf is that thumbnail

21:02

joe biden