Why Germany and Japan Don't Ally...

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On August 5th, watch the best players compete for 2000$ in the GRAND FINAL of the HOI4 Major!
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Everyone always thinks that Germany and Japan should always ally in WW2, but Dankus and Golden are here to prove us wrong!
This is what happens when Dankus and Golden team up in a Bokoen HOI4 game.
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  • @arpitverma784
    @arpitverma784 Жыл бұрын

    THEY SAID MY AUTISIM WAS WEAK AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

  • @greenshinigami5566

    @greenshinigami5566

    Жыл бұрын

    AUTISIMO

  • @littlecoma320

    @littlecoma320

    Жыл бұрын

    flapping intensifies

  • @Gamer-is6ew

    @Gamer-is6ew

    Жыл бұрын

    Real

  • @randomidiot3195

    @randomidiot3195

    Жыл бұрын

    💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @Andurianski

    @Andurianski

    Жыл бұрын

    They said my rabies was weak...

  • @TypologyTable
    @TypologyTable Жыл бұрын

    Dankus casually threatening Bo with paratroopers at the start

  • @Ponter
    @Ponter Жыл бұрын

    Dankus speed running the tommy Kay arch: Balding, washed japan, casting hoi competitive

  • @JustF4211

    @JustF4211

    Жыл бұрын

    how is he balding lol ???

  • @Mat-cf7xj

    @Mat-cf7xj

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JustF4211 he''s malding

  • @MrElrondmcbong

    @MrElrondmcbong

    Жыл бұрын

    i actually spat out my food, thanks for the laugh bro xD

  • @JustF4211

    @JustF4211

    11 ай бұрын

    @@Mat-cf7xj lol

  • @Xeem_Pad
    @Xeem_Pad Жыл бұрын

    My naval bombers in SP: 5 bombers shot, 1% of DD damaged. USA's naval bombers in this MP: 0 bombers shot, 6 large ships sunk

  • @alexdobma4694

    @alexdobma4694

    Жыл бұрын

    Rebalance mods ftw

  • @ZinvictanGamer

    @ZinvictanGamer

    Жыл бұрын

    Somehow they made naval bomber even more broken

  • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1
    @ThinkingOutLoud1.1 Жыл бұрын

    Did anyone else notice that Germany had 75 factories on radio equipment with over 100k + in stockpile ? Somebody was throwing big time LOL

  • @Ghost-yv9zh

    @Ghost-yv9zh

    Жыл бұрын

    It was 15k

  • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1

    @ThinkingOutLoud1.1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ghost-yv9zh still. I feel like if each country had a macro and a bunch of micro coops, they would be a lot better games. Like 5 ppl per country.

  • @MaXiMoS54

    @MaXiMoS54

    Жыл бұрын

    All I noticed was that only Yugoslavia and Germany were there guarding for D-Day. Like where the hell is Spain and Italy hello? Where is anyone?

  • @Ghost-yv9zh

    @Ghost-yv9zh

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MaXiMoS54 I think Italy was in Africa (I forget but Bo has a video of this match and he was Italy) but the other minors near the end had their team complaining since they weren’t doing much outside of I think Bulgaria

  • @ThinkingOutLoud1.1

    @ThinkingOutLoud1.1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MaXiMoS54 they need more coops and macro players. These games r getting to be hot garbage. I love dankus & his content but these games should be a lot better in regards to the research, economy, national focuses, and other decisions

  • @AtelierLaoshi
    @AtelierLaoshi Жыл бұрын

    This video was a huge relief, i watched the bo video first and it portrayed dankus as the manifestation of all their mistakes. Then here we see how axis took france in 38 and was afk until 42 where they did barb. 4 years of dankus being solo against the entire allies and the axis still failed barb miserably despite the 4 year buildup. Bo actually tricked me in to thinking dankus wasn't the best player in the game

  • @USELESSDCK

    @USELESSDCK

    Жыл бұрын

    ngl, Dankus still had no game impact, the allies were severly crippled in africa. Japan could have capitalized on that to prevent the allies from building up.

  • @mullerman1104

    @mullerman1104

    Жыл бұрын

    The Danish snake

  • @wesleykill33

    @wesleykill33

    Жыл бұрын

    @@USELESSDCKsolo holding a majority of the Allies should have given them enough time to do anything worthwhile

  • @MaXiMoS54

    @MaXiMoS54

    Жыл бұрын

    Japan should never have any impact to begin with. You can't do anything with navy or air and have to suicide charge mountains or a river. Japan is much weaker since the man the guns DLC

  • @NateMcBrady

    @NateMcBrady

    Жыл бұрын

    @@USELESSDCKNo one seems to realize Japan has to develop an army/navy to do anything. The axis wasted 3 years of time letting Allies/Sovs build

  • @ryanpuri96
    @ryanpuri96 Жыл бұрын

    In the Axis’ defense, Dankus did drop the ball with his navy (which he admits in the video), which severely limited his ability to do anything. However he was rushed to early war & he had no coop, so hard to really find definitive blame. And in Dankus’ defense, the axis failed to keep up momentum on the Soviets after their ‘massive victories’ in Africa. They took too long to do anything, which effectively set Japan alone against the Allies + soviet volunteers for over a year in-game. Throws all around

  • @davedavidson4548

    @davedavidson4548

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean just the fact that he's holding china and drawing US/commonwealth attention for so long is already way above par in terms of what a Japan should realistically be doing. Obviously losing his navy was a setback but in the grand scheme of things it wasn't really relevant.

  • @lactoseintolerant7074

    @lactoseintolerant7074

    Жыл бұрын

    nice its a golden alt

  • @Blankskeen
    @Blankskeen Жыл бұрын

    Golden be like: Wastes time on Sealion Fails Barbarossa Doesn't fortify Atlantic Wall Blame everyone, but himself Classic Golden

  • @Vuosta
    @Vuosta Жыл бұрын

    Golden really had some fuhrer bunker moments at the end there lol

  • @endzor
    @endzor Жыл бұрын

    i love when both dancus and bokoen drop videos about the same game, its fully describes whole game , from both sides (i mean europe , africa , asia)

  • @Trex1n
    @Trex1n Жыл бұрын

    The USA carried the allies in that game the BO video made it look like everything was dankus fault but this gives some more perspective I think dankus could’ve done china better but he was dealt a crappy hand with new zealand carriers his navy getting nav bombed to death and canadian tanks in the raj

  • @bradenpeppenger

    @bradenpeppenger

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s because golden went 38 war so USA gets super OP

  • @lordderpington8021

    @lordderpington8021

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bradenpeppenger I never realized the US got hefty bonuses in TFB if the war started early.

  • @niewiemjaksienazwac1652

    @niewiemjaksienazwac1652

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lordderpington8021 i'd guess either straight out bonuses or just war tension.

  • @Bokoen1

    @Bokoen1

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lordderpington8021 They don't. They get straight up bonuses when Japan joins the war. WHICH DANKUS DID IN 1940, 1 year ahead of time....

  • @ark_boomstik4657

    @ark_boomstik4657

    10 ай бұрын

    Yea but it’s not dankus we fault He allies can’t micro the side of a barn

  • @alfatejpblind6498
    @alfatejpblind6498 Жыл бұрын

    Damn Dankus really has the patience of a saint to be dealing with that Germany

  • @turkabdulhamitci
    @turkabdulhamitci Жыл бұрын

    They said my heavy fighters were weak (they actually were)

  • @Pqgers
    @Pqgers Жыл бұрын

    The autism in hoi4 lobbies is worse than in a mental hospital

  • @FrederikJolle

    @FrederikJolle

    Жыл бұрын

    Same playerbase

  • @bilalstudent6572

    @bilalstudent6572

    Жыл бұрын

    what about COD lobbies?

  • @Pqgers

    @Pqgers

    Жыл бұрын

    @@bilalstudent6572 that's just racism

  • @johnacer1727
    @johnacer1727 Жыл бұрын

    Bo's video is a lie. Dankus hold the line until end. They literally put the blame to Dankus! Thats outrageous.

  • @captainautism8221

    @captainautism8221

    Жыл бұрын

    SNAKE OF DENMARK

  • @cbeezy225
    @cbeezy22511 ай бұрын

    Literally Tommykay jr

  • @user-ip4yr1me9s
    @user-ip4yr1me9s Жыл бұрын

    Ты лучший! Смотрю тебя уже год и не пропускаю ни единого ролика! Продолжай в том же духе Dankus!

  • @detroitdave9512
    @detroitdave9512 Жыл бұрын

    Dankus your content is actually legendary for all the memey shit you get

  • @peterbc6129
    @peterbc6129 Жыл бұрын

    Honestly, although Bo's video misrepresents Dankus quite badly, Dankus didn't have to do an 'early war'. The Allies had Africa done, and if they weren't going to naval invade India or do Clown Front, then Japan has less reason to rush. Japan is alone in the Pacific against the entirety of the Allies, so he needs a good army and navy, and being forced into an early war meant Dankus had to eat rocks against a buffed USA. Granted, Dankus probably could of pushed as soon as D-Day happened, because all their attention would be there, but it wouldn't have done much except take some Indian Divs off, which weren't the problem, the US divisions were. Ultimately, this was 95% Golden's fault, for Early Warring, and not choosing to double down and just take out the allies totally. A 40 Barb is fine, but if they'd naval invaded India, they'd remove India and the allies from the Pacific except the US. The US in that case has to focus on the Pacific totally, or risk that War in the Pacific Debuff stopping D-Day. They'd never cap Australia, but just removing India, one of the largest manpower pools the Allies have, would of delayed D-Day.

  • @TheEnginseer
    @TheEnginseer11 ай бұрын

    I think Golden might be a bit jealous of Dankus XD

  • @4DAAGUA
    @4DAAGUA Жыл бұрын

    Most casual Hoi4 TBH game

  • @wesleykill33
    @wesleykill33 Жыл бұрын

    They said my alliance was weak

  • @polish-lithuanianempire7305
    @polish-lithuanianempire730511 ай бұрын

    14:20 Braun Live Reaction:

  • @MrElement-nv6nu
    @MrElement-nv6nu Жыл бұрын

    37 seconds. I want my tortilla de patatas

  • @NO-AH562
    @NO-AH562 Жыл бұрын

    Bro this Germany has never been punched in the face, the way he's talking to you is evidence of that

  • @tomirk4404
    @tomirk4404 Жыл бұрын

    Is this tournament going to have edited vods, just raw streams posted on KZread or neither? Just curious

  • @diegooliveira-vc6xi
    @diegooliveira-vc6xi11 ай бұрын

    what mod of hoi4 is this?

  • @somestuff7931
    @somestuff7931 Жыл бұрын

    How was the hair cut dankus

  • @smureho3673
    @smureho3673 Жыл бұрын

    truly a dankus japan moment

  • @saver6131
    @saver6131 Жыл бұрын

    I can see the balding coming

  • @teunperebooms4814
    @teunperebooms4814 Жыл бұрын

    Legend has it that Canada is still putting tanks in the Raj

  • @dai-belizariusz3087
    @dai-belizariusz3087 Жыл бұрын

    im still unsure how axis lost this... basically soviets were just better then them?

  • @Blankskeen

    @Blankskeen

    Жыл бұрын

    Golden lost. End of story.

  • @julianasche9494
    @julianasche9494 Жыл бұрын

    dankus no game inpact here lol

  • @L3FT2BURN
    @L3FT2BURN Жыл бұрын

    Seems to me Dankus just got torn apart by paper cuts.

  • @lugerry
    @lugerry Жыл бұрын

    I haven't watched in a while Why is he in a new set up

  • @jonidymeti5396
    @jonidymeti539611 ай бұрын

    They said my arms race was weak

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 Жыл бұрын

    Lore of Why Germany and Japan Don't Ally... Momentum 100

  • @romanfish133
    @romanfish1337 ай бұрын

    Does anyone know what mode is this?

  • @andrewmadden8824
    @andrewmadden8824 Жыл бұрын

    he asked his team to help invade. You know have game impact. They decided no were gonna build up for barb and fail it rather then play with the best micro player in an advantageous assault that would allow him to further help against USA. Maybe his fleet wouldn’t be dead if he was supporting naval invasions in India rather then getting permanent naval bombardement because his team refused to play as a team. Furthermore rather then being accountable for that, they took a 180 stance at the end of the game and say Dancus was the one not providing “ impact.” It’s my least favourite part about HO4 all these kids pent up on rules trying to establish cringey hierarchies as if the viewer isn’t going to notice this weird anti dancus protocol that’s so far from the truth but believed in a cult like fashion. My point being you could simplify this as Germany being a power hungry moron trying to do some nazi rp. It wasted what like 30 peoples time but at least he got to say fuck Dancus right. Literal children that will never grow up.

  • @scipioafricanus2212

    @scipioafricanus2212

    Жыл бұрын

    This is why I don't play Hoi4 MP. The last Hoi4 mp game I played I got banned from for supposed game ruining. My crime was beating Germany as France by 1940.

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 Жыл бұрын

    Why is everyone using the worse field marshal? He has 1 attack more, yes, but 10% less xp and 2 logistics less o.O

  • @bradenhetzel874
    @bradenhetzel874 Жыл бұрын

    Braun having the most normal autism attack

  • @dashinysnorlax7720
    @dashinysnorlax7720 Жыл бұрын

    Dankous Yayyay

  • @Yrojrund
    @Yrojrund Жыл бұрын

    Literally what the hell were the axis doing from Africa to '42. Japan isn't meant to take punishment for like literally 4 ingame years this is riduclous. I don't blame Dankus for "losing" this, that was completely on the Axis for not capitalizing on the fact that THEY went early war and DIDNT DO EARLY WAR!! WHY???!???

  • @swacks7960

    @swacks7960

    Жыл бұрын

    Dankus had 99% game impact, Germany was just coping so hard for not doing nothing for like 4 years

  • @BloodNothinglol

    @BloodNothinglol

    11 ай бұрын

    Its a classic Golden game

  • @niku4154
    @niku4154 Жыл бұрын

    Goldens "Leauge of Legends" is coming out every second he talks and it's just painful, man can not go 3 seconds in his life without flaming while wasting years letting the Allies build up and fumble Barb.

  • @douglee0
    @douglee0 Жыл бұрын

    They said his game impact was weak

  • @calciumboy406
    @calciumboy406 Жыл бұрын

    play stellaris no balls, no hair, eyebrows gone

  • @nano_zhenya2508
    @nano_zhenya2508 Жыл бұрын

    They said

  • @stonedtowel
    @stonedtowel Жыл бұрын

    They should add dockyard forts to protect ships, or at least for subs considering that existed back then. Having your navy blown up with green air is gay as fuck.

  • @themadkerbal7701
    @themadkerbal7701 Жыл бұрын

    what mod is this

  • @NietzscheanMan
    @NietzscheanMan11 ай бұрын

    Mod list?

  • @lemonke2.0
    @lemonke2.0 Жыл бұрын

    bruh i got the same ad by rise of kingdoms with madpat on this video and im tommys video from yesterday

  • @zquaputzi
    @zquaputzi Жыл бұрын

    Keep up the Contemt🤑

  • @doughsoldier3744
    @doughsoldier3744 Жыл бұрын

    Casual dankus throw

  • @COALROCK8642
    @COALROCK8642 Жыл бұрын

    What mods they use? they exist for SP?

  • @abdullahkhalid4155

    @abdullahkhalid4155

    Жыл бұрын

    Their Finest Bruh (TFB)

  • @Gamer-is6ew
    @Gamer-is6ew Жыл бұрын

    Happens bro(whacked navy)

  • @mussoIS
    @mussoIS Жыл бұрын

    Hi Dankus , what mod used in this tournament ?

  • @RedDotGecko

    @RedDotGecko

    Жыл бұрын

    speed 5 (commanders in konflikt) i'd guess

  • @jansatamme6521

    @jansatamme6521

    Жыл бұрын

    LW no?

  • @jansatamme6521

    @jansatamme6521

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RedDotGecko its axis vs allies

  • @ckadefoliat2882

    @ckadefoliat2882

    11 ай бұрын

    might be TFB(their finest bruh)

  • @marcoaranghel3783
    @marcoaranghel3783 Жыл бұрын

    Bro i have a question, what is the name of the russian song that came on during the first seconds of the advertisment(please i've been loking for it for so long)

  • @raemmio2761

    @raemmio2761

    Жыл бұрын

    dark is the night

  • @marcoaranghel3783

    @marcoaranghel3783

    Жыл бұрын

    @@raemmio2761 thank you

  • @nonrumor

    @nonrumor

    Жыл бұрын

    Der Kommissar

  • @kagantekin201
    @kagantekin201 Жыл бұрын

    Dankus copium stocks must have depleted

  • @Gregory1322
    @Gregory13229 ай бұрын

    Why the f*** was the UK mad

  • @sp_ninja_8326
    @sp_ninja_8326 Жыл бұрын

    Hi dankus

  • @jonathanhansen2280
    @jonathanhansen2280 Жыл бұрын

    How did the US build such strong nav bombers and how can I do it? Like they wiped out the whole Japanese fleet.

  • @swacks7960

    @swacks7960

    Жыл бұрын

    It's just coordinated naval attacks by New Zealand and the USA, don't forget NZ also had carriers

  • @vericujoaca4367
    @vericujoaca436711 ай бұрын

    what mod is he using?

  • @ckadefoliat2882

    @ckadefoliat2882

    11 ай бұрын

    might be (TFB) their finest bruh or LW

  • @readdaer8819
    @readdaer8819 Жыл бұрын

    I like the mod what he use. what mod he using????

  • @abdullahkhalid4155

    @abdullahkhalid4155

    Жыл бұрын

    Their Finest Bruh (TFB)

  • @memesthememer766
    @memesthememer766 Жыл бұрын

    THEY SAID MY TRIPARTITE PACT WAS WEAK should be new title lol

  • @doofy453
    @doofy453 Жыл бұрын

    What is name of this mode?

  • @abdullahkhalid4155

    @abdullahkhalid4155

    Жыл бұрын

    Their Finest Bruh (TFB)

  • @philadelphia.23
    @philadelphia.2311 ай бұрын

    what is name of this mod?

  • @ckadefoliat2882

    @ckadefoliat2882

    11 ай бұрын

    Their Finest Bruh (TFB) or might be LW

  • @rttpuy691
    @rttpuy691 Жыл бұрын

    What mod is it?

  • @abdullahkhalid4155

    @abdullahkhalid4155

    Жыл бұрын

    Their Finest Bruh (TFB)

  • @rttpuy691
    @rttpuy691 Жыл бұрын

    Please, answer my question: What mod is it???

  • @ckadefoliat2882

    @ckadefoliat2882

    11 ай бұрын

    might be the mod: Their Finest Bruh (TFB) or LW

  • @rttpuy691

    @rttpuy691

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@ckadefoliat2882Oh, don't be a fool, as i can see it is road to 56 or new ways, im not sure.

  • @ckadefoliat2882

    @ckadefoliat2882

    11 ай бұрын

    @@rttpuy691 yea it might also be millennium dawn no? or maybe TNO

  • @rttpuy691

    @rttpuy691

    11 ай бұрын

    @@ckadefoliat2882 shut up lol, didn't ask you.

  • @aprilecotton2060
    @aprilecotton206011 ай бұрын

    Man those guys saying no game impact, wouldn’t even play with them. Wtf did he do for 4 years as germany, i wish i knew about twitch, id sign up for TO. Might be one of best japan around

  • @ultimate.sensei9848
    @ultimate.sensei9848 Жыл бұрын

    THEY SAID MY SODAAAAAA WAS WEAK BUT THEN JOE BIDEN APPEARED

  • @swacks7960

    @swacks7960

    Жыл бұрын

    THEY SAID MY JOE BIDEN MICRO WAS WEAK

  • @abdullahkhalid4155
    @abdullahkhalid4155 Жыл бұрын

    mod name?

  • @ckadefoliat2882

    @ckadefoliat2882

    11 ай бұрын

    Thier Finest Bruh (TFB or might be LW

  • @tommcduck7031
    @tommcduck7031 Жыл бұрын

    2:25 somg?

  • @theaveragecuber9498
    @theaveragecuber9498 Жыл бұрын

    You look like nick di giovanni

  • @unnul
    @unnul Жыл бұрын

    seeeeeeggggggggaaaaaaa

  • @Kagami-ve5ps
    @Kagami-ve5ps11 ай бұрын

    rare dankus L

  • @misterbeach8826
    @misterbeach8826 Жыл бұрын

    it is $1000, not 1000$. damn barbarians

  • @6th_Army

    @6th_Army

    Жыл бұрын

    But Canadian just looks, smells & feels better. Even last far longer too.

  • @SarajevoShotz

    @SarajevoShotz

    Жыл бұрын

    A THOUSAND DOLLARS NOT A DOLLARS THOUSAND FIGHT ME

  • @6th_Army

    @6th_Army

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SarajevoShotz Fight you? What idiot would disagree.

  • @ashothegod
    @ashothegod Жыл бұрын

    You could have pushed india sooner

  • @ckadefoliat2882

    @ckadefoliat2882

    11 ай бұрын

    pushed or declared? if pushed, he couldn't he had too much stuff on him

  • @exotic2789
    @exotic2789 Жыл бұрын

    Oman

  • @Leatly
    @Leatly Жыл бұрын

    Hello

  • @edgejelly9443
    @edgejelly9443 Жыл бұрын

    ywes

  • @polishblackmarketpl7232
    @polishblackmarketpl7232 Жыл бұрын

    ❤❤❤

  • @zMage
    @zMage Жыл бұрын

    Xddd

  • @timbash5470
    @timbash5470 Жыл бұрын

    28tg

  • @victhebig6526
    @victhebig6526 Жыл бұрын

    3 Minutes :)

  • @capelife2665
    @capelife2665 Жыл бұрын

    e

  • @plomba228
    @plomba228 Жыл бұрын

    Давай русские субтитры

  • @judepowell3473
    @judepowell3473 Жыл бұрын

    Second

  • @t_gabiuel6058
    @t_gabiuel6058 Жыл бұрын

    14:33 Imagine being a grown ass man and screaming that loud over a video game lmao.

  • @lordderpington8021

    @lordderpington8021

    Жыл бұрын

    Its braun lmao. There is nothing Grown or Man about him. Just unfiltered autism.

  • @buns9022
    @buns9022 Жыл бұрын

    back away from the microphone you're blowing your damn audio out

  • @swacks7960

    @swacks7960

    Жыл бұрын

    He's the blowmaster

  • @buns9022

    @buns9022

    Жыл бұрын

    @@swacks7960 he is, his audio blows

  • @huiallen2163
    @huiallen2163 Жыл бұрын

    First

  • @PanzerV21
    @PanzerV21 Жыл бұрын

    first

  • @pussy_tracker_6931
    @pussy_tracker_6931 Жыл бұрын

    If Dankus ever makes a porn account his first video would be named: They said my head game was weak...

  • @josephff451
    @josephff451 Жыл бұрын

    mod name?

  • @abdullahkhalid4155

    @abdullahkhalid4155

    Жыл бұрын

    Their Finest Bruh (TFB)

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