Why Germany and Japan Don't Ally...
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On August 5th, watch the best players compete for 2000$ in the GRAND FINAL of the HOI4 Major!
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Everyone always thinks that Germany and Japan should always ally in WW2, but Dankus and Golden are here to prove us wrong!
This is what happens when Dankus and Golden team up in a Bokoen HOI4 game.
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Пікірлер: 176
THEY SAID MY AUTISIM WAS WEAK AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
@greenshinigami5566
Жыл бұрын
AUTISIMO
@littlecoma320
Жыл бұрын
flapping intensifies
@Gamer-is6ew
Жыл бұрын
Real
@randomidiot3195
Жыл бұрын
💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@Andurianski
Жыл бұрын
They said my rabies was weak...
Dankus casually threatening Bo with paratroopers at the start
Dankus speed running the tommy Kay arch: Balding, washed japan, casting hoi competitive
@JustF4211
Жыл бұрын
how is he balding lol ???
@Mat-cf7xj
Жыл бұрын
@@JustF4211 he''s malding
@MrElrondmcbong
Жыл бұрын
i actually spat out my food, thanks for the laugh bro xD
@JustF4211
11 ай бұрын
@@Mat-cf7xj lol
My naval bombers in SP: 5 bombers shot, 1% of DD damaged. USA's naval bombers in this MP: 0 bombers shot, 6 large ships sunk
@alexdobma4694
Жыл бұрын
Rebalance mods ftw
@ZinvictanGamer
Жыл бұрын
Somehow they made naval bomber even more broken
Did anyone else notice that Germany had 75 factories on radio equipment with over 100k + in stockpile ? Somebody was throwing big time LOL
@Ghost-yv9zh
Жыл бұрын
It was 15k
@ThinkingOutLoud1.1
Жыл бұрын
@@Ghost-yv9zh still. I feel like if each country had a macro and a bunch of micro coops, they would be a lot better games. Like 5 ppl per country.
@MaXiMoS54
Жыл бұрын
All I noticed was that only Yugoslavia and Germany were there guarding for D-Day. Like where the hell is Spain and Italy hello? Where is anyone?
@Ghost-yv9zh
Жыл бұрын
@@MaXiMoS54 I think Italy was in Africa (I forget but Bo has a video of this match and he was Italy) but the other minors near the end had their team complaining since they weren’t doing much outside of I think Bulgaria
@ThinkingOutLoud1.1
Жыл бұрын
@@MaXiMoS54 they need more coops and macro players. These games r getting to be hot garbage. I love dankus & his content but these games should be a lot better in regards to the research, economy, national focuses, and other decisions
This video was a huge relief, i watched the bo video first and it portrayed dankus as the manifestation of all their mistakes. Then here we see how axis took france in 38 and was afk until 42 where they did barb. 4 years of dankus being solo against the entire allies and the axis still failed barb miserably despite the 4 year buildup. Bo actually tricked me in to thinking dankus wasn't the best player in the game
@USELESSDCK
Жыл бұрын
ngl, Dankus still had no game impact, the allies were severly crippled in africa. Japan could have capitalized on that to prevent the allies from building up.
@mullerman1104
Жыл бұрын
The Danish snake
@wesleykill33
Жыл бұрын
@@USELESSDCKsolo holding a majority of the Allies should have given them enough time to do anything worthwhile
@MaXiMoS54
Жыл бұрын
Japan should never have any impact to begin with. You can't do anything with navy or air and have to suicide charge mountains or a river. Japan is much weaker since the man the guns DLC
@NateMcBrady
Жыл бұрын
@@USELESSDCKNo one seems to realize Japan has to develop an army/navy to do anything. The axis wasted 3 years of time letting Allies/Sovs build
In the Axis’ defense, Dankus did drop the ball with his navy (which he admits in the video), which severely limited his ability to do anything. However he was rushed to early war & he had no coop, so hard to really find definitive blame. And in Dankus’ defense, the axis failed to keep up momentum on the Soviets after their ‘massive victories’ in Africa. They took too long to do anything, which effectively set Japan alone against the Allies + soviet volunteers for over a year in-game. Throws all around
@davedavidson4548
Жыл бұрын
I mean just the fact that he's holding china and drawing US/commonwealth attention for so long is already way above par in terms of what a Japan should realistically be doing. Obviously losing his navy was a setback but in the grand scheme of things it wasn't really relevant.
@lactoseintolerant7074
Жыл бұрын
nice its a golden alt
Golden be like: Wastes time on Sealion Fails Barbarossa Doesn't fortify Atlantic Wall Blame everyone, but himself Classic Golden
Golden really had some fuhrer bunker moments at the end there lol
i love when both dancus and bokoen drop videos about the same game, its fully describes whole game , from both sides (i mean europe , africa , asia)
The USA carried the allies in that game the BO video made it look like everything was dankus fault but this gives some more perspective I think dankus could’ve done china better but he was dealt a crappy hand with new zealand carriers his navy getting nav bombed to death and canadian tanks in the raj
@bradenpeppenger
Жыл бұрын
It’s because golden went 38 war so USA gets super OP
@lordderpington8021
Жыл бұрын
@@bradenpeppenger I never realized the US got hefty bonuses in TFB if the war started early.
@niewiemjaksienazwac1652
Жыл бұрын
@@lordderpington8021 i'd guess either straight out bonuses or just war tension.
@Bokoen1
Жыл бұрын
@@lordderpington8021 They don't. They get straight up bonuses when Japan joins the war. WHICH DANKUS DID IN 1940, 1 year ahead of time....
@ark_boomstik4657
10 ай бұрын
Yea but it’s not dankus we fault He allies can’t micro the side of a barn
Damn Dankus really has the patience of a saint to be dealing with that Germany
They said my heavy fighters were weak (they actually were)
The autism in hoi4 lobbies is worse than in a mental hospital
@FrederikJolle
Жыл бұрын
Same playerbase
@bilalstudent6572
Жыл бұрын
what about COD lobbies?
@Pqgers
Жыл бұрын
@@bilalstudent6572 that's just racism
Bo's video is a lie. Dankus hold the line until end. They literally put the blame to Dankus! Thats outrageous.
@captainautism8221
Жыл бұрын
SNAKE OF DENMARK
Literally Tommykay jr
Ты лучший! Смотрю тебя уже год и не пропускаю ни единого ролика! Продолжай в том же духе Dankus!
Dankus your content is actually legendary for all the memey shit you get
Honestly, although Bo's video misrepresents Dankus quite badly, Dankus didn't have to do an 'early war'. The Allies had Africa done, and if they weren't going to naval invade India or do Clown Front, then Japan has less reason to rush. Japan is alone in the Pacific against the entirety of the Allies, so he needs a good army and navy, and being forced into an early war meant Dankus had to eat rocks against a buffed USA. Granted, Dankus probably could of pushed as soon as D-Day happened, because all their attention would be there, but it wouldn't have done much except take some Indian Divs off, which weren't the problem, the US divisions were. Ultimately, this was 95% Golden's fault, for Early Warring, and not choosing to double down and just take out the allies totally. A 40 Barb is fine, but if they'd naval invaded India, they'd remove India and the allies from the Pacific except the US. The US in that case has to focus on the Pacific totally, or risk that War in the Pacific Debuff stopping D-Day. They'd never cap Australia, but just removing India, one of the largest manpower pools the Allies have, would of delayed D-Day.
I think Golden might be a bit jealous of Dankus XD
Most casual Hoi4 TBH game
They said my alliance was weak
14:20 Braun Live Reaction:
37 seconds. I want my tortilla de patatas
Bro this Germany has never been punched in the face, the way he's talking to you is evidence of that
Is this tournament going to have edited vods, just raw streams posted on KZread or neither? Just curious
what mod of hoi4 is this?
How was the hair cut dankus
truly a dankus japan moment
I can see the balding coming
Legend has it that Canada is still putting tanks in the Raj
im still unsure how axis lost this... basically soviets were just better then them?
@Blankskeen
Жыл бұрын
Golden lost. End of story.
dankus no game inpact here lol
Seems to me Dankus just got torn apart by paper cuts.
I haven't watched in a while Why is he in a new set up
They said my arms race was weak
Lore of Why Germany and Japan Don't Ally... Momentum 100
Does anyone know what mode is this?
he asked his team to help invade. You know have game impact. They decided no were gonna build up for barb and fail it rather then play with the best micro player in an advantageous assault that would allow him to further help against USA. Maybe his fleet wouldn’t be dead if he was supporting naval invasions in India rather then getting permanent naval bombardement because his team refused to play as a team. Furthermore rather then being accountable for that, they took a 180 stance at the end of the game and say Dancus was the one not providing “ impact.” It’s my least favourite part about HO4 all these kids pent up on rules trying to establish cringey hierarchies as if the viewer isn’t going to notice this weird anti dancus protocol that’s so far from the truth but believed in a cult like fashion. My point being you could simplify this as Germany being a power hungry moron trying to do some nazi rp. It wasted what like 30 peoples time but at least he got to say fuck Dancus right. Literal children that will never grow up.
@scipioafricanus2212
Жыл бұрын
This is why I don't play Hoi4 MP. The last Hoi4 mp game I played I got banned from for supposed game ruining. My crime was beating Germany as France by 1940.
Why is everyone using the worse field marshal? He has 1 attack more, yes, but 10% less xp and 2 logistics less o.O
Braun having the most normal autism attack
Dankous Yayyay
Literally what the hell were the axis doing from Africa to '42. Japan isn't meant to take punishment for like literally 4 ingame years this is riduclous. I don't blame Dankus for "losing" this, that was completely on the Axis for not capitalizing on the fact that THEY went early war and DIDNT DO EARLY WAR!! WHY???!???
@swacks7960
Жыл бұрын
Dankus had 99% game impact, Germany was just coping so hard for not doing nothing for like 4 years
@BloodNothinglol
11 ай бұрын
Its a classic Golden game
Goldens "Leauge of Legends" is coming out every second he talks and it's just painful, man can not go 3 seconds in his life without flaming while wasting years letting the Allies build up and fumble Barb.
They said his game impact was weak
play stellaris no balls, no hair, eyebrows gone
They said
They should add dockyard forts to protect ships, or at least for subs considering that existed back then. Having your navy blown up with green air is gay as fuck.
what mod is this
Mod list?
bruh i got the same ad by rise of kingdoms with madpat on this video and im tommys video from yesterday
Keep up the Contemt🤑
Casual dankus throw
What mods they use? they exist for SP?
@abdullahkhalid4155
Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
Happens bro(whacked navy)
Hi Dankus , what mod used in this tournament ?
@RedDotGecko
Жыл бұрын
speed 5 (commanders in konflikt) i'd guess
@jansatamme6521
Жыл бұрын
LW no?
@jansatamme6521
Жыл бұрын
@@RedDotGecko its axis vs allies
@ckadefoliat2882
11 ай бұрын
might be TFB(their finest bruh)
Bro i have a question, what is the name of the russian song that came on during the first seconds of the advertisment(please i've been loking for it for so long)
@raemmio2761
Жыл бұрын
dark is the night
@marcoaranghel3783
Жыл бұрын
@@raemmio2761 thank you
@nonrumor
Жыл бұрын
Der Kommissar
Dankus copium stocks must have depleted
Why the f*** was the UK mad
Hi dankus
How did the US build such strong nav bombers and how can I do it? Like they wiped out the whole Japanese fleet.
@swacks7960
Жыл бұрын
It's just coordinated naval attacks by New Zealand and the USA, don't forget NZ also had carriers
what mod is he using?
@ckadefoliat2882
11 ай бұрын
might be (TFB) their finest bruh or LW
I like the mod what he use. what mod he using????
@abdullahkhalid4155
Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
THEY SAID MY TRIPARTITE PACT WAS WEAK should be new title lol
What is name of this mode?
@abdullahkhalid4155
Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
what is name of this mod?
@ckadefoliat2882
11 ай бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB) or might be LW
What mod is it?
@abdullahkhalid4155
Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)
Please, answer my question: What mod is it???
@ckadefoliat2882
11 ай бұрын
might be the mod: Their Finest Bruh (TFB) or LW
@rttpuy691
11 ай бұрын
@@ckadefoliat2882Oh, don't be a fool, as i can see it is road to 56 or new ways, im not sure.
@ckadefoliat2882
11 ай бұрын
@@rttpuy691 yea it might also be millennium dawn no? or maybe TNO
@rttpuy691
11 ай бұрын
@@ckadefoliat2882 shut up lol, didn't ask you.
Man those guys saying no game impact, wouldn’t even play with them. Wtf did he do for 4 years as germany, i wish i knew about twitch, id sign up for TO. Might be one of best japan around
THEY SAID MY SODAAAAAA WAS WEAK BUT THEN JOE BIDEN APPEARED
@swacks7960
Жыл бұрын
THEY SAID MY JOE BIDEN MICRO WAS WEAK
mod name?
@ckadefoliat2882
11 ай бұрын
Thier Finest Bruh (TFB or might be LW
2:25 somg?
You look like nick di giovanni
seeeeeeggggggggaaaaaaa
rare dankus L
it is $1000, not 1000$. damn barbarians
@6th_Army
Жыл бұрын
But Canadian just looks, smells & feels better. Even last far longer too.
@SarajevoShotz
Жыл бұрын
A THOUSAND DOLLARS NOT A DOLLARS THOUSAND FIGHT ME
@6th_Army
Жыл бұрын
@@SarajevoShotz Fight you? What idiot would disagree.
You could have pushed india sooner
@ckadefoliat2882
11 ай бұрын
pushed or declared? if pushed, he couldn't he had too much stuff on him
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14:33 Imagine being a grown ass man and screaming that loud over a video game lmao.
@lordderpington8021
Жыл бұрын
Its braun lmao. There is nothing Grown or Man about him. Just unfiltered autism.
back away from the microphone you're blowing your damn audio out
@swacks7960
Жыл бұрын
He's the blowmaster
@buns9022
Жыл бұрын
@@swacks7960 he is, his audio blows
First
first
If Dankus ever makes a porn account his first video would be named: They said my head game was weak...
mod name?
@abdullahkhalid4155
Жыл бұрын
Their Finest Bruh (TFB)