This needs to be a full song where you sell increasingly ridiculous (fake) products until you're selling us Moon timeshares or some wacky shit.

@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450

Жыл бұрын

Then he gets requests to make those products for real.

@ianthelilbear

Жыл бұрын

Govv ideaa

@kiddieclutter

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@rhododendronluteum5750

Жыл бұрын

Do it! Make it happen!!!

@curtisholsinger6023

Жыл бұрын

Maybe he'll try to sell us on the idea that he's not a cop

All the effort to make a still catchy song while pushing merch, this man's quality

@ButterscotchlovinOllie

Жыл бұрын

And I’m gonna buy some

@reuringreuring

Жыл бұрын

indeed kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXuexKuwn73NqbA.html

@jaydenthenewbie

Жыл бұрын

You should listen to stupendium's merchandise song it's also pretty good

i'm genuinely impressed how he managed to do that with his hands

@TataPepega

Жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@AVspectre

Жыл бұрын

Right?!

@jamcam9

Жыл бұрын

It's called hambone or Juba dance. Actually.

@PapaSmurf40K

Жыл бұрын

Hamboning! Hamboning will save your life one day!

@cristobalgarces1675

Жыл бұрын

The cheerleaders at my highschool did that but really really fast.

Okay, but seriously, Smokin' Joe's poster looks fantastic, goddamn

@LordofDoom202

Жыл бұрын

Truth. I'd be at that movie opening night in costume.

Can we appreciate what hes capable of doing with his hands?

@TataPepega

Жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@clark9992

Жыл бұрын

They teach that at the academy.

@ragekage7345

Жыл бұрын

@@TataPepega damn beat me to it

@TataPepega

Жыл бұрын

@@ragekage7345 hahaha

@demagischewereldvanalexand1128

Жыл бұрын

That's what she said

I'm very impressed by Tom telling us to go buy his stuff not only in song, but also in Ancient Albanian Sign Language. Truly a hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male of many talents.

@cashm5455

Жыл бұрын

All while being attractive to all women, and men

@PaxEmpyrean

Жыл бұрын

@@cashm5455 And not a cop!

@kaylazx

Жыл бұрын

Last place I expected to see this joke... but you're so right

@SamiGodHater

Жыл бұрын

A man of culture, I see.

@savazeroa

Жыл бұрын

@@kaylazx i know right LOL

It baffles me that this man can shamelessly tell me to buy his shit... And make me actually want to.

@jonathansorenson6840

Жыл бұрын

@don't be surprised f that, f you. Anyways, Slavic, yes, agreement.

@serpentine16

Жыл бұрын

Superliminal advertising, it'll getcha.

@reuringreuring

Жыл бұрын

Ha,ha, U said 'shit' : kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXuexKuwn73NqbA.html

I unironically want an extended version of this it slaps

Tom is possibly the only person on earth who can not only make me watch a whole ad, but then rewatch it 3 weeks later.

Tom always impressing us with his unusual clapping skills

All praise to the man who didn't need to go quite as hard as this

Tom, I am getting more and more convinced that Galoo is going to become your go to artist and inevitably animate more and more of your videos. You two are one of the best combos in the world.

Best fucking ad I've had the pleasure of listening and watching, 100% would love to hear this as a full song always love to see the master at work

@reuringreuring

Жыл бұрын

indeed kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXuexKuwn73NqbA.html

Oh my god that Smokin' Joe poster makes me wish it was a feature length film.

This is the longest we've gone without a new Tom Cardy song, but chances are he'll return with another absolute banger when he comes back. Or a 30 second shitpost, honestly it could be anything.

@sarinabina5487

11 ай бұрын

It was a banger

Whoever did the art for Smokin Joe needs an award

The man literally cannot help himself but produce an ear worm every time.. even when its just an ad for his own merchandise, he can't help but make every track a banger.

Why is THIS song of all songs about to be my new earworm??? The last bit is SO serotonin inducing.

I would pay good money for an extended version of this with another sixty bars of "go buy my shit"

I am Smokin Joe's biggest fan, by far, I have not been able to stop listening to that song, and it legitimately gives me chills when I listen to it, so I am in love with the poster. I just hope it doesn't sell out before I get the chance to buy it. I need that thing so bad

I've never seen this channel in my life but I've never been so tempted to buy merch

That ending NEEDS some sorta continuation. It was just getting good! Okay, actually, the whole thing was good but ya know.

@jaypee42

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. Long form song please

Hands down, the best merch ad I've ever seen. Loving that poster and that t-shirt

I very much appreciate the recurring gag about Tom pleading for us to not ruin the system and make him a liar in each of his merch songs

This is the only time an ad has convinced me to buy something tbh

Smokin' Joe looks EPIC Galoo does your work justice, damn. Hope to see more collabs with them in the future.

Tom I'm not buying your merch unless you sell a bucket of custard So many wonderful memories

Like, you have no idea how much I want your goddamn merch now just because you made such a goddamned catchy song. The EFFORT.

This ad-song convinced me to buy merch so hard that I actually bought it instead of thinking about buying it! Thank you Mr. Cardy!

Happily pre-ordered the I Don't Work Here shirt, Smokin Joe poster, and dog on jetski pin and got them last month. SO thrilled with them, Tom! Glad I could support you, keep at it!

I keep rewatching this hoping it won't cut off just when it's kicking off but it always does.

I'll echo what most people said... A full song would be amazing and absolutely welcome! Perhaps slowly devolving into ridiculous real life products? There are tons of those (sadly) around the world ahahaha This current 1m5s song is SOOOO catchy! I keep looping it but I hunger for more! Tom Cardy you are _so_ talented, you are my favourite artist not only because of your evident musical and lyrical talent, but also due to the humour, creativity and inspiration that you inject in your songs

i can't believe we got a hambone breakdown in the year of our lord 2023, cardy is reinventing music

"To be honest, all I wanna do right now is sit down and do a big fat line. Of merchandise thisisanad!"

Ads are usually something that people hate and skip. Some make them interesting and fun to watch once, but.. not really more than once. This is something I'd just listen to on repeat, that last bit was funky AF. Also how the hell are you doing that with your hands??? xD

@noodle3218

Жыл бұрын

If you like this one, have you seen his previous merch ads? The first one, “Tom Cardy presents the new Tom Cardy range” is even catchier than this one imo (I accidentally memorized it cuz I had it on loop for so long) Then his second ad “Tom Cardy presents the even newer Tom Cardy range” is more of a skit than a full song, but it’s definitely still worth watching

@PureRushXevus

Жыл бұрын

@@noodle3218 hehe yeah, I think I've watched all his videos a good few times now at this point. just re-listened and I still prefer this one :P

I've never been more convinced to take part in a big fat line

I'll be tapping my feet to "Go buy my shit" for a few days now. Thanks Tom, this won't be awkward during car rides at all!

@reuringreuring

Жыл бұрын

Don't say dirty: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXuexKuwn73NqbA.html

This song has made me want to buy someone’s product more than any other shilling method well played.

"you know the sun? Fuck the sun, wear my hat yeah" might be my new favorite line of any song

I never knew I needed a party dog on a jetski pin before, thanks for feeding my pin addiction 👍

Блин, это круто) Рисунок Курящего Джо шикарен. Джо заслуживает свою линейку комиксов)

@Visplight

Жыл бұрын

Can't you translate?

@philin6468

Жыл бұрын

@@Visplight he said damn that's cool) the art of Smokin' Joe is fantastic, he deserves his own comic series

@Visplight

Жыл бұрын

@@philin6468 well... I guess you were not le tired. still, thanks.

@ZurditaDinamita

Жыл бұрын

@@Visplight Because they're probably not french ☕

@gklkjuhylpoiuyuiojhjklkjuh9976

Жыл бұрын

​@@Visplight Why don't you translate?

This genuinely has to be the best merchandise ad i have ever seen👍

Tom I appreciate the reoccurring "don't make me a liar" lyrics in your mercy videos and enjoy singing along every time jsyk

the only ad I'll never skip

Best ad ever, in my humble opinion

What a mad lad, man makes a better commercial than most stores I love it 😂

This album is a perfect soundtrack to my last night of revision before my first uni exam.

This song has genuinely made me want to buy some merch. Finally I’ve experience the effects of musical adverts working ( thought that died in the 80’s)

idk why but i just have a feeling that there’s some kind of message he wants to convey through this song i wonder what it could be if that’s the case…

Now this is how advertising should work, it's both honest and entertaining.

I and my boyfriend have this joke/deep desire for commercials in tv to just be "milk! * big image of plain milk carton * Buy it." or whatever else and this song honestly is just a dream come true. Yes, Tom. I'll buy your shit. I loved your shameless and dry honesty. Thank you. (I'm not a native english speaker, I hope it all makes sense)

Nothing like some good ol' arm slap percussion.

Making a catchy song about how we should buy his merch? Damn this man is a genius Love the shirt, might get it for myself

I legitimately love all of these merch songs and look forward to each one

The end beat slapped HARD, i am dearly hoping for more.

your merch songs are genuinely fantastic and i cant appreciate it enough. the new tom cardy range is probably my favorite, but this one is quickly becoming a close contender. thx tom for never failing to brighten my day, looking forward to my party dog jetski pin :^)

@noodle3218

Жыл бұрын

The new Tom Cardy range is my favorite also. I listen to that one as much as his other shorts (which is a lot, and on loop)

As a vinyl guy, you lured me in... and now I'm in the checkout. Damn you!

@camerong-dutchtoglory8626

Жыл бұрын

Same here, hope April comes around soon!

@retnuhretnuh

Жыл бұрын

Were the LPs $40 AUD or USD, because $40 USD for a single is brutal.

@lo0nyt0onz

Жыл бұрын

@I'm Rick oh I did a pre order for a small bundle it was just under 100 lol

@sivanbouskila9599

Жыл бұрын

@@retnuhretnuh they're AUD

Never thought I'd have an ad saved to my playlist to dance to later (slap that)

I wish all of these song were also on Spotify too, how will I ever live out my music video jam sessions without them?

This song has no right to be this awesome. You are mega talented

I mean... I wasn't gonna, but that arm percussion really spoke to me.

I just witnessed the most beautiful slap based music performance.

One of the greatest entertainers of our time

Most compelling ad I have ever seen, and for the first time ever I won't get shafted by shipping I hope!

the way you said smokin’ joe poster made it sound like an interjection from an entirely different song, which just so happens to be one of my favorite things to hear in music

The hand slapping is spot on even though he looks like he's dying. Respect.

every company should make a song like this it's so good. keep up the bangers tom!

Holy shit Tom has actually answered my direct prayers for merch 🤯 I have been touched by a God #blessed

Okay I was already impressed when he started showing some of the merch/'shit' but when I saw the Red Flags mugs I almost fucking died (in a good way 🤭)

I absolutely love how in the merch song before this one, he said no one has vinyls just layin' around

I normally hate it when creators make an entire video to tell you "hey I really lazily slapped together some shit nobody needs" but rom actually put effort into this and I have to respect that.

Best way to tell people to buy your merch. Also plz appreciate his clapping skills they are great

tom you can't keep getting away with these bangers (if we buy your shit will you make this into a full song with an extended arm smack breakdown, please say yes)

Holy cow it's been fun watching this channel grow

The levels of madlad this guy continues to reach, launching a line of merch 2 weeks after Christmas

Seriously you’re a creative genius! Unbelievably creative! I’m 100% getting the smoking Joe poster 😂😂

I'm so glad you made a vinyl, i just recently got a record player and I couldn't wait to get more vinyl from artists I love to listen to

Man alive I need that Smokin' Joe poster.

You need to make a playlist of all your merch songs, cause they are a whole different kind of fire

If this ad were to come on before any other KZread vid I would not skip, even if it were on repeat for 1hr

the world would be a better place if all ads were like this

can i buy your mustache

@TheSheepMan.

Жыл бұрын

I second this

Just bought a shirt. Thanks Tom. Love all your stuff.

The way I vibe to the end section of this song...Howard Moon vibes 😂 bloody love it

Why am I watching this again. Tom, how do you do this. Why is an unapologetic ad one of the best original songs I've heard in the last several days.

Surely a glass and crockery choir mug is a no brainer.

A new year and the edm australian is gettin new gigs everyday. This world is turning bright and awesome

I cannot express how much I want to get a smoking joe poster

the best ad ever made

Even his ad is a bop lmao

BTW for the poster it would be a great idea to just sell the high res image so people can print their own posters and avoid paying shipping fees :)

he just got use to watch an ad without skipping. god damn it, i've been duped

THE ADVERT JINGLE TO RULE THEM ALL

The best commercial to ever exist??? Literally the best add??? Sir if i can afford it you better believe im buying something

I’m prepared for all the questions I’ll get when I buy that Smoking Joe poster and hang it up in my office.

why is this an actual banger tho?! props for making an advertisement that i want to replay

Tom playing himself as an interlude instrament is honestly peak.

Holy shit!!! The merch looks so amazing I need the posters and the party dog on a jet ski now!

i have never been so eager from a song to buy merch

this is the best ad ive ever seen in my life