I love how you're cosplaying Sid from Toy Story.

@mickeyd8768

Ай бұрын

This could have been Sid if he only was nice to his toys.

@PsychoTy1998

Ай бұрын

It's not good is it. Its painful to look at. :P

@TrainerGoldAlt

Ай бұрын

@@mickeyd8768 how was he supposed to know that his toys are sentient beings lmaoo

@Letcaster

Ай бұрын

At least he’s not Mrs. Nesbitt

@MononymousM

Ай бұрын

I happened to have come to this Jordies video after having watched Jeffiot's Toy Story analysis video directly before clicking back to the KZread home page. Upon seeing that Jordies uploaded, and pressing play, I simultaneously opted to quickly scroll down and check out the top comments to get a quick idea of what's going on in this update. I cannot tell you how weird it is to have been exposed to the vast majority of the Toy Story series/universe/lore for the first time ever, and now randomly having it referenced in an entirely unrelated context _less than a single minute afterwards._

$500,000,000 . . .? SHIT!! I'd do it for $50 an hour!! Fark me!!

@nhand42

Ай бұрын

$500 million we're all getting farked.

@Azmania3000

Ай бұрын

Pff 50 bucks won't even buy you a Kmart yacht toy

@frenzalrhomb6919

Ай бұрын

@@Azmania3000 "Dirty deeds, done DIRT CHEAP!!" 🔫🩸🗡

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Ай бұрын

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@nu1x

Ай бұрын

And that's why you will never make it. You lack vision. You have to think BIG. Scam BIG.

We need to be asking a lot more questions about how a former police officer somehow has a net worth of over $300 million.

@MTKOZ

Ай бұрын

Because he entered politics. Duh.

@jenbreck3577

Ай бұрын

Dutton was independently wealthy long before he entered politics.

@peteb1206

Ай бұрын

We need to be asking a lot more questions about his exit from the police force.

@lukemather9653

Ай бұрын

He's a corrupt piece of shit and should be in jail.

@robertholland7558

Ай бұрын

@@jenbreck3577indeed, how does a police officer become independently wealthy? Did he inherited the wealth, won the lottery, or by some other ( questionable) means .

In Ancient Greece, All public servants were financially audited before and after their time in the service of the state. If they were found to have personally profited by their time in service, They were executed.

@bossman5370

Ай бұрын

woe to us, what has western civilisation become

@scottsmanonahorse

Ай бұрын

Didn't the rich fight over who could do more for public good too

@maryannesweet6377

Ай бұрын

Not since the enlightenment

@scottsmanonahorse

Ай бұрын

@@maryannesweet6377 we should bring that back. Billionaire that does the least for society interest looses a toe.

@chugs1984

Ай бұрын

Yeah for 100-200 years dokimasia" and "euthyna," was applied. Considering we're talking about a nation state civilisation that has spanned several thousand years its hardly a roaring success. The problem isn't the fact that we do not have laws preventing this behaviour it's the fact that the government, be it liberal or labour, are refusing to investigate and prosecute. That is the question. We've known for years Dutton is dirty. Why hasn't he being prosecuted?

When he said "bribing PNG officials" for a moment I thought they had somehow sent bribes to transparent image files.

@angrymario8259

Ай бұрын

The jpg lobby is is seriously lacking

@DarthMcDoomington

Ай бұрын

It's THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT! At this rate it wouldn't even be the most stupid thing they managed.

@thepuzzlemaster64

Ай бұрын

@@angrymario8259 Don't ever talk to the gif lobby. They can't make up their minds half the time.

@lucasgintoki

Ай бұрын

@@angrymario8259 The .BMP army is furious

@deangrey6867

Ай бұрын

The GIF party is visibly shaking.

HOLY SHIT that was an okay Trump impression voice-wise but honestly one of the best I've EVER heard when it came to the word choice, the never-ending sentences, the cadence, patter, and rhythm. I fucking lost it 😂😂

@Florafly

Ай бұрын

I had a giant stupid grin on my face the whole time and squealed at the end..what a legend. 😂

@hanrockabrand95

Ай бұрын

He made a good point about that ugly little house that burned down, tho 🤔

@Ferocious_Fairy

Ай бұрын

It was just like watching a Bad Lip Reading video of Trump. Pretty decent job! 👏👏👏😊 But sadly, Jordy made more sense than Trump and didn't veer off into insane, dementia riddled tangents about sharks vs being electrocuted, the cannibal Hanibal Lector, injecting bleach to cure Covid or windmills causing cancer...

Never forget that this HERO drank tea out of a trash can for US. LONG LIVE JORDIES

@flaccidweentheii6684

Ай бұрын

A motel trashcan even. It's true not all heros wear capes o7

@jonnawyatt

Ай бұрын

Rubbish bin. Do we want to go down the America path?

@saintniccage2818

Ай бұрын

He can't possibly moan about micro plastics again

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Ай бұрын

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@Remote-Planet

Ай бұрын

@@saintniccage2818 what you don’t know can’t kill ya, am I right? 😂

Rumours were circulating around this time too, that Dutton was involved with a car importer in Queensland who were smuggling drugs into the state/country.

@edwardfletcher7790

Ай бұрын

There's photos of that 👍

I refuse to work in the winter. My boss doesn't pay me time in a scarf.

@tfmulla

Ай бұрын

it was for security on Manis Isle???? I'd refuse to work during summer not winter

@TheKrispyfort

Ай бұрын

👍

@xyaeiounn

Ай бұрын

Fuck you. Take the like.

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Ай бұрын

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@XenoChron2

Ай бұрын

I refuse to work in the summer. I don't get paid in slushies.

Mate... YOU my sir, are what 4 corners used to be,...,. My hats off to you.

It's outrageous how those in power sometimes misuse their positions. The public should stay informed about such issues.

@kaing5074

Ай бұрын

Sometimes? That's cute

@MadHeadzOz

Ай бұрын

The public are apathetic morons with attention spans like dori from finding nemo. Most get too stressed out to have an sensible conversation with and would rather not know. Maybe why you said some. If there were political parties in opposition to eachother surely we would see this nepotistic corruption held to account occasionally. We don't though do we. Try having conversations about this with people, see how it goes. Nowhere fast.

@ptpumpkin4227

Ай бұрын

whoa hot take over here

@d.a2500

Ай бұрын

@@MadHeadzOzOur media are also gutless wonders.

Peter Dutton just looks like the most evil PE teacher

Sometimes as an American i like to hear about other countries corrupt politicians. It helps me remember we aren't all that unique.

@ozzybloke4830

Ай бұрын

The other countries are just copying yours though...

I find Peter Dutton's lack of eyebrows frightening

@dangalanga6941

Ай бұрын

His got that condition where you don’t grow hair anywhere on your body

@discipleofdagon8195

Ай бұрын

​@dangalanga6941 or its a skinsuit and he's actually just John Howard in a mask

@JBSbass

Ай бұрын

@@discipleofdagon8195 but with some mega high heels on.

@ashleyshipp8340

Ай бұрын

Your comment won't raise any eyebrows then.

@krissteel4074

Ай бұрын

Lizards don't need eyebrows either, now that'll make you think!

I came for the corruption, I stayed for the 2 minute unhinged Trump impression.

“If it’s worth saying it’s worth not undermining with ironic detachment”. Gold from Friendlyjordies

Peter Dutton, a bad economic manager? I'm shocked. I really thought this time things would change.

@CaptainKremmen

Ай бұрын

He's not a bad economic manager. He's a great economic manager. He's managing the economy for his corrupt mates perfectly.

@D70Dug

Ай бұрын

Dutton manages his own economic portfolio very very very well, for a low ranked Queensland cop to develop a multi million dollar company is quite a feat.

@sam8742

Ай бұрын

@@D70Dug Reads like Sergei Shoigu lmao

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Ай бұрын

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@jaidentslgl2753

Ай бұрын

It was always a myth that the Liberals are good at economic management. Labor only brought in debt because of the global financial crisis, the Libs brought in debt because they weren't spending on important things and wasted money on other things. It's not the quantity that counts so much but the quality. Even under Howard, it ended up costing much more to fund our internet since the privatisation of Telstra

“ I said home affairs”😂😂😂

Good timing of the video, when the Murdoch rags, fin review and others are going hard for Dutton.

Didn't I see reports that Peters sister works for paladin? Allegedly. Nothing sus about that.

@AUDIOPHILEHARDCORE

Ай бұрын

​@@d.a2500 are you posting about this anywhere?

@BrickTop4011x3

Ай бұрын

With these fucks even the fruit flies in their kitchens are sus.

@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing

Ай бұрын

​@d.a2500 be careful how much information about yourself you give, especially any current or future court dealings

@d.a2500

Ай бұрын

@@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing I have spent 5 yrs with no bank access because of that creep, but we survived.He has already been found guilty you just don’t know anything about it, because of their protections they have in place.Closed hearings but this retired KC helping us has restored my faith in him getting what he deserves.If that tape is played the public are going to see what has been leading them, and Albanese well he has known about this since the day of the great escape Hawaiian holiday, and done nothing to help us.Dreyfus has been continuing the persecution because he is hiding a secret.Google Senator Heffernan and the list of 28 Paedophiles in our Parliament and judiciary J Howard filed away for 90 yrs.Our lawyer has that list, and I would like to thank the one Labor MP who has helped us, Jim C this man is a class act.

@BrickTop4011x3

Ай бұрын

Even the fruit flies in these mfrs kitchens are sus

Worst Centrelinks in Australia

@katehack1677

Ай бұрын

Fortitude Valley in Brissy 😂

@UziMusic

Ай бұрын

Frankston VIC or Dapto NSW could be up there

@TheKrispyfort

Ай бұрын

All of them 😂

@TheKrispyfort

Ай бұрын

Least worst Centrelink offices in Australia 🤩

@resourcedragon

Ай бұрын

@@TheKrispyfort: There are none.

The gov that created and allowed Robodebt walk away with no consequences doesn't surprise me that they created/supported Paladin and are allowing to continue. Dutton also in opposition and running for next PM is insane but also predictable. Why aren't more ppl mad?

@monicagrorud2225

Ай бұрын

Because the general public don’t care.

@deadspoonxxx

Ай бұрын

Netflix. 'It Doesn't Matter To Me - Redgum'

@-ac-8296

Ай бұрын

as a wise man once said: "the people are retarded"

@M3rVsT4H

Ай бұрын

@@monicagrorud2225 I don't think that's true. But who feels empowered to do anything about it? and who has the time. The average punter is working their hide off just to keep a roof overhead. The generation who could change things don't want to because their back is getting scratched quite nicely. Young folk have no idea what to do. So they march around whinging about everything and making a general nuisance of themselves causing the average punter to ignore them.

@monicagrorud2225

Ай бұрын

@@M3rVsT4H well if this is the case it is bound to get worse. Have a look at Britain. It’s even worse than here.

I find Peter Dutton’s resemblance to Voldemort frightening.

@booglez7223

Ай бұрын

Peter Dutton is a naked mole rat in a suit.

@robertholland7558

Ай бұрын

You mean Voldemort resembling Dutton is the frightening thing

@stephanguitar9778

Ай бұрын

I used to think, Mussolini

@YouNameItGaming

Ай бұрын

How could you say that! Seriously, what did Voldemort do to you to warrant being compared to that potato?

@mattshaman668

Ай бұрын

He doesn’t like being compared to Voldemort. You should call him ‘he who should not be named’.

Wow, that was easier than trying to win the $150/200 million powerball! Oh and DJ Trump nearly turned into Monty Burns' voice for a bit at the start of the riff lol

@fkrkf

Ай бұрын

They're almost the same person

@greebj

Ай бұрын

Smithers carries the Burns wallet Trump doesn't bother as he never pays for anything

How about Barrier Reef? (trust) that got over a $BILLION and Registered at Kangaroo Island that Has NO POST OFFICE, so can't be served?

@fuzzyhair321

Ай бұрын

So we hire a small boat and hand deliver it

@iwaswrongabouteveryhthing

Ай бұрын

Ki has a 4x post offices

@icetbaggins7999

Ай бұрын

4x like the beer?

@SnakeOfBacon

Ай бұрын

Yes, the Great Barrier Reef Foundation's Brisbane office is very close to the XXXX Brewery; suspiciously close. Less than an hour from 4X to (QLD) Kangaroo Island. Or did they put their office on the wrong Kangaroo Island, the big one down south? That'd be a blunder.

@NatesToolbox

Ай бұрын

Yeah nah Kangaroo Island has plenty of post offices

Refer to the NACC? Oh I forgot, they've already decided to take no further action... Shaking my head while I walk away.

@d.a2500

Ай бұрын

They have over 300 Dutton complaints.

@Turbopanner

Ай бұрын

There’s Never Any Criminal Culpability anyway. VERY Liberal.

@user-gl5kj1fm5x

Ай бұрын

except the NACC is now under investigation for potential corrupt conduct

@Turbopanner

Ай бұрын

@@user-gl5kj1fm5x there’s Never Any Corrupt Conduct.

@ozzybloke4830

Ай бұрын

@@Turbopanner There is they just make it legal.

Gnome affairs killed me 💀💀💀

Nothing ever happens to these politicians. They get away with so much.

This is more depressing than A Current Affair.

@brodiestephens419

Ай бұрын

Let's not go too far. It's depressing.... but Tracy "The Grim Reaper" Grimshaw is/was pretty gross. Are they still trotting her out? I try not to pay attention. 😅😅

Peter Dutten is as close to an AI robot as ever before...

mate Jordies is a bloody national treasure

@4TheMotorist

Ай бұрын

He's bloody alright eh

Has anyone referred this to the NATIONAL ANTI CORRUPTION COMMISSION yet?

This haircut is wild

@ryanmccully6010

Ай бұрын

Barber stealing a living

@triwilly

Ай бұрын

Did Jordies go to Turkey for some extra strands?

@OhKnow379

Ай бұрын

Men give themselves buzz cuts so they can appreciate their hair more

@geralt9034

Ай бұрын

that's the bigger scam story here.

@triwilly

Ай бұрын

@@geralt9034 Time to become a FJs Patreon member to push this topic hahaha

Dude, the Trump skit had me buckled 🤣

@hypepotatoe

Ай бұрын

man did an impeccable impression of a Trump speech writer

@greebj

Ай бұрын

Trump has a speech writer?

@AntiCoruptionCentral

Ай бұрын

@@greebj They all do. > 😈

It's hard to believe this stuff is real.

@TheKrispyfort

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately, it is 😢

A government investing millions into a company that has $50k in capital is actually absurd, Shark Tank wouldn't even take that deal without taking 100% of the company

I felt my blood pressure rising when I heard Jordies say that Thrupp gave his mother $1m (who coincidentally worked at Home Affairs) but he had me absolutely rolling at the Trump impression about pegging

@d.a2500

Ай бұрын

Step Daddy worked there too.

WORLD BAR ☠️ Do not utter those words again, sending me into a spiral, holy

hehehehe. "Dome Affairs"

Nothing but smiles all around. Brotha is not depressed or suicidal in any way!

I wish I owned a news agency so I can put you in charge of content.

Super late to the party, just watched your firebomb video for the first time and all I can say is just STAY SAFE. You are invaluable to the world of journalism both in Australia and abroad. Great content 👍🏼

@MrRAYKJ

Ай бұрын

Unimportant note: I found u from MoistCr1tikal reacting to the vid, but rewatched in full/subbed thru your channel to make sure the KZread algo credits your work

Why have an egg in government. I mean we can't even be sure it's fertilized until it may or may not hatch.

Peter Dutton looks like somebody lost all the pieces for their Mr Potato Head.

Peter Dutton looks like lord Voldemort when he’s festering on the back of professor quirrels head

Ah Peter Dutton, The Minister for Bald appropriation

Bucking FassTurds need a very high swingset to play on. 😬

What a speech, Mr president.

I'll have a refund of ALL my tax money thanks. Ain't nothing but miss use of all of our money that I bust my ass for every day. Yet these people do stuff all, get a stupid amount of money and have time to spend with their family ON A HUGE BOAT! And I'm flat out even having a holiday. If anyone should be in detention it's them.

@fkrkf

Ай бұрын

Can't have anything nice under capitalism. That profit motive won't rise infinitely by itself

If Spud is involved it’ll all be as bent as a Beirut copper

I forgot about the Prayer Room...

Dutton is a very "small" man

Dutton's of our world do not forget, this is not the 1st time we learned of Mr Potato's Head shady doings on this channel. On the side note, found it disappointing that the current mob in Canberra has failed to hold the previous conga line of a/holes accountable for their dodgy crap. What is the point of (any) transparency without accountability ?

@Higherbusa

Ай бұрын

Accountability for corruption? Never going to happen when both parties know better than to throw rocks from their respective glass houses.

@greebj

Ай бұрын

Trump has normalised the idea that no government prosecutor can ever take any action against a politician from the other side without it being a "political prosecution" Expect mr potato head to say the same thing if it was done here Labor probably too scared to try and go after him like that in case they fail

Buzzcut...... I guess his hair caught on fire.

@SkydrawnIV

Ай бұрын

faaaa sole u so clever

He makes that "Presidential Patriotic Fund" look like it's an actual joke. If he hadn't been doing that shit since he got elected in '16, it might be funny. But now I get at least 6 different versions of that ad a day.

Not me thinking that Sid from Toy Story took over the channel

Is it true that they had already awarded the contract, actually had to pay out a break contract fee and then handed it to Paladin at a way higher cost to tax payers

@VanillaMacaron551

Ай бұрын

OMFG

The john oliver bit was bloody funny.

That world bar ref brought me back Jordz

My favourite part of the Paladin saga, is it's not even a house in a decent part of the world. It was a shed on Kangaroo fucking Island. Absolute, arse end of nowhere location that the government went "Yeah, seems legit." And gave a half billion. That's absolutely fucked.

Lookin like the Netflix version of Lurch with that hair

Shattered that the World Bar closed, went there once and had a great time

@DougieL

Ай бұрын

Another Lib Party move. (Casino Mike shut down the cross...)

Finally! Some proper Jordies. Please invest in a security detail.

Some days I wish I didn't go on the internet...

Real investigative journalism. Jordan and team you are brilliant

@Thrillhouse_1907

Ай бұрын

While I appreciate that Jordies is shining a light on this issue to a new audience, he literally explains it using previous news articles and stories exposing Paladin. He has not uncovered this, Nick McKenzie is the investigative journalist who has uncovered this and many other massive stories

What happens on the yacht, stays on the yacht

@porkyswelding

Ай бұрын

i think nacht

@Azmania3000

Ай бұрын

@@porkyswelding Nein on ze Rhine? 😄

I was there on Manus for 12 months, I worked for Paladin, I built the detention centre, I seen it all. Respect and love to my Manus Brothers and sisters miss you guys 🙏🏻

@d.a2500

Ай бұрын

So you would know an Australian businessman who too applied for that tender.

@111222442

Ай бұрын

@@d.a2500 My old boss.

@baseddoggie

Ай бұрын

Good work little pig.

@NoneOfyourgoddamnbusiness

Ай бұрын

@@d.a2500it sounds like he was a laborer

Australias government is trying really hard to be like American government

@thomgizziz

Ай бұрын

They are already worse, just less money to throw around.

@quinnmach535

Ай бұрын

No, our government has no backbone, but probably just as corrupt

Will anyone be held responsible for this? Will Dutton's reputation even be tarnished? Australia is so depressing, a country ran by crooks.

@user-xn9kr3bm1z

Ай бұрын

Livin' in a gangsta's paradise

@chrisellis9689

Ай бұрын

Thos is all old news and corruption l, sadly no sweet fa has ever been done and past enquiries looking at it have hopelessly brought no justice. It's well known of his fraudulent awarding of child care licensing has given his family and wife millions in funding which he also has gotten away with. This piece of shit makes Elton John look straighter than he ever could be. Iv followed polities here in Australia for many many years and this criminal is right up there yet opposition leader,says all you need to know abt how pathetic icac is and how a ex copper is protected

SPUD THE DUD !

@weburnitatbothends

Ай бұрын

Spud the grud

Dutton really does look like the deathly ill lookin sith lord from star wars( first order) 10:35

And who says crime doesn't pay!!

The end of this video had me me in stiches, absolute ripper

How much of the money was donated back to the Liberal Party

“I’m not joking, I’ve already set out my new ground rules.” 🤣 idk why I’m dying right now!

woolworths and coles operate suppliers on a 1 for 1 75% to 100% profit margin excluding their costs margin for transport and logistics. Try not to cough when you put that in ya pipe and light it.

I'M ALSO ROCKING THE BUZZCUT SIR! GOOD-DAY TO YOU!

Dennis Richardson looks like he hasn't had a day off the scotch for 30 years

@dalyxia

Ай бұрын

I missed this PMW reference...

That fucking DT impression had me rolling. Thanks for the levity intermission 👍

A "jail themed bar" sounds like the wildest gay bar 😂

gee if only someone could recreate the bruz video on that yacht...

When can Jordan run for world president? I forgot.

Opening was straight up funny...🤣

Good to know the prison colony is still plagued by crime at the highest levels. Thanks for the update. Will check back in a month or two to make sure nothing has changed.

Cops need to think like a criminal to catch a criminal

@lessparks8553

Ай бұрын

Yes and no

Yet somehow this guy has beaten Albo in the preferred PM poll for SMH/The Age. Doesnt say much... But boy, is that frightening.

been waiting for Home Affairs!

@theflano23

Ай бұрын

Dome Affairs*

👏that intro was masterful. Well done 👍🏻

Okay the trump bits were hilarious

That wasn't just a nauseating overlong impression, it was idolatry.

@Turnkey_BM

Ай бұрын

I had to look at the screen to make sure he wasn't actually sucking his schlong.

Damn Sid be magnifying Dutton like the toys from Toy Story

Very happy Dutto's Paladin shenanigans are being given the full Jordies treatment!!!

Tickling my toes to this video rn

I Want a yacht

I once had the annoyance of hosting a lunch meeting between Pezullo and Scotty from marketing when ScMo was foreing affairs minister. It was when ScMo put offshore processing back in place and the meeting got heated. Pezzelo dint want to enforce it due to concerns about international maritime law. They almost came to blows and i was forced to step in and told Morrison to f@%# right off and not come back.

Where do you get one of these contracts sounds great

@d.a2500

Ай бұрын

Wait till you hear the story of what they did to a businessman who too applied for that tender Paladin won.5 yrs without bank access flagged on Interpol, and they cancelled his Aussie passport. Why because Dutton got a lot of money out of that deal, a Karen Dutton worked for that company walked away with 20 million, Dutton’s seized Singapore Bank account had 40 million. The man is a corrupt creep and the businessman is now suing him, but you haven’t heard that story have you.

Nice haircut 😅

The trump segment was pure gold.

Good exposure

I love it when many catch up.. ..sleep then act as if this will one day stop.