I Became The WORST FFXIV Player
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Someone already completed every achievement and became the best Final Fantasy 14 player before I could. I decided I would be the worst FF14 player ever instead.
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Don't forget if you're a ninja to always use your mudra to summon your rabbit medium. It gives you a DPS boost and is super adorable.
@hoodiesticks
8 ай бұрын
Save one of your mudra to doton a single target, though. The boss needs to be annoyed at how coarse, rough, and irritating it is in order to appreciate your soft, fluffy ears.
@Xylus.
8 ай бұрын
And don't forget to use your Kassatsu on an extra special Huton!
@HyouVizer
8 ай бұрын
And do sand aoe on single target :p
@pennythejet
8 ай бұрын
It buffs your party by making them feel warm & fuzzy!
@azadalamiq
8 ай бұрын
hey bunny jutsu is the best justu...
"as a healer, your dmg abilities are for role-play only" LMAO
Don't think we didn't notice you casually throw Estinien up there when you said "collect every mount" XD
@apdj94
8 ай бұрын
Is she wrong tho???
@zerolp8831
7 ай бұрын
no but shes missing a few :3@@apdj94
"Shirk is mitigation - it basically gives you an extra health bar" made me spit my darn drink out. Thank you for that.
@brianstrigel2241
7 ай бұрын
made me laugh out lough too. hands down the best joke on there
Sharing those tank busters with my party is how I say, "I Love You."
@Kitsune10060
8 ай бұрын
always get friends for Tank Busters.
@andrewvisser8210
8 ай бұрын
Corey...
@Nempo13
8 ай бұрын
When I run with my friends I am always tank...I also always try to kill one of them with a tank buster if possible, or suddenly turn the boss to cleave them if no tank buster exists. This is how I keep them on their toes.
@Yamidoragon
8 ай бұрын
My favourites are the healers who will rescue an AoE tankbuster into the raid. Don’t let poor tanks suffer alone, they’ll all become death knights
@kmeanxneth
8 ай бұрын
i one time Rescued a tank with a tank buster to the party in savage for a joke and the party thought the tank wanted to kill the party for a sec XD (it was party full of friends)
And of course, always remember to "stand still and let things resolve"
"Friendship is the best mitigation." And i took that personally :)
@masterplusmargarita
5 ай бұрын
Ahhh, so that's why it feels like I'm so squishy when I tank, I have one less mitigation than everyone else
When I saw the title for this video, I figured you were just announcing that you became a mentor. lol
You forgot that Ninjas should keep 100% uptime on Doton for bosses. 18 x 80=1440 potency, and anyone who says DOTs only tick once per three seconds is a liar!
@Spoodasaurus
8 ай бұрын
The amount of ninjas I see doing this is alarming lately. 😂 Raiton who???
@markpotts7186
8 ай бұрын
Not just raiton but katon too. Does great dps and doesn't require the tank to stand still so the ninja can feel special when their doton ticks. It would be a shame if ninja players found out their spec doesn't hinge on doton.
i love that unironically some players do behave like this and idk how to feel about that LOL
@Xylus.
8 ай бұрын
I think some people just want to watch the world burn. I mean, if you were just a bad player, you would eventually accidentally do something right lol
As a Bard main, I have another tip to offer: if you're in a party with another bard, play the same song as them at the same time because they stack really well!
@Yamidoragon
8 ай бұрын
Shield healers should also pop the same shields or equivalents to have more absorb
@Arkansym
8 ай бұрын
I know you meant this as a joke, but even separate songs don't stack. A Minuet will overwrite a Ballad, and vise versa.
@anarchicbean5888
6 ай бұрын
@@Arkansymyeah, i was thinking the same thing. if anything, play the same song as them so your ballads dont override each other?? Im pretty sure there’s no point in having more than one bard play songs
You may have the title for now, but I will get my "WORST PLAYER EVER" crown back! I swear to Hydledydle!
Just saw you in LoF and someone said "I love your stuff on youtube!" So I had to check it out.. This was funny AF.
Hon you can`t be the worst XIV-player. That title goes to a player in my FC who tries to raid Savage. It`s actually detrimental to have that player in your group when doin anything harder than a guildheist. I could not reach those levels even if I tried.
*Pro Tip for Tanks:* You can dodge auto attacks from enemies, especially bosses, by rapidly repositioning yourself. The best method is to run straight through the boss to their rear, or else run circles around them so they have to keep spinning around to try and find you. You will get complaints from melee party members like "I can't do my positionals" or "You're getting people killed by cleaves!" These players obviously are new and don't know what they're talking about. First of all, if you don't want to get hit by the boss, stand away from it and use your ranged attacks! All the good healers and casters know how to do this, follow their example and spread out. Second, ranged attacks don't have positionals, so you won't have to worry about DPS loss! If the boss arena is particularly large, you can kite the boss around the outer perimeter to reduce damage. Use Arm's Length to affect them with Slow status so they can't keep up with you.
Remember if you’re Black Mage, your only job is to do DPS, everyone else can worry about mechanics and the healers should be able to to their job and keep you alive for MAX DAMAGE!
Great video. I think you should have a the Machnist as your next job adventure. I would like you duke it out with Vincent Valentine and Prompto. The winner get the Cerberus.
thank you so much for this video, As a Sprout I am learning a lot from this. this video was so good for me and my knowlege. someone in my dungeon told me " sotp it or get reported" LOL , they mad cuz im gud
Remember, never meld crit as it makes it easier for bosses to hit you for big numbers and putting your combo in a macro make you less likely to press the wrong button in the sequence!
Physically painful to watch, great work
Communication is really important when you're in a party! Make sure you have a macro tied to each ability where you announce it in chat, that way the group always knows what you're doing! Don't be afraid to spice it up with some flavor, I'm sure it'd be hilarious if you had Naruto-themed chat macros for your Ninjitsus!
@6Kalkin4
8 ай бұрын
As Reaper you have to combine Enshroud with "/p It's reapin time!" in a macro
@masterplusmargarita
5 ай бұрын
If you're not playing a sound alert with every step of your 1-2-3 combo you're basically an antisocial hermit
I find this is a pretty good guide to be the Second Worst player in the game, because there is ONE GOOD piece of advice for tanking. Sprinting during mob packs is actually a form mitigation. Pop that or Arm's Length, n you can grab more mobs in a given pull before they can keep applying damage to you. May want to make sure the healer know about that trick before springing it on someone new to healer tho
@0Fyrebrand0
8 ай бұрын
Just curious, why would you use Arm's Length DURING the pull phase? Don't you want to wait for the stopping point to put it on and maximize the value you get out of it?
@watevir
8 ай бұрын
@@0Fyrebrand0 Arms Length works kinda weird compared to every other mitigation. What it does is that for the 6 seconds after you activate it any mob that hits you gets a slow debuff Applied to them that makes them take longer in-between attacks. The slow Debuff then lasts for 15 seconds and effectively drops your damage taken by 1/6th by making them take 20% longer to attack. All told though the way it works it doesn't actually kick in until they've hit you once. So in effect Arms Length is the mitigation that is least impacted by being used during the pull phase, and if you're pulling a wall to wall, chances are you want to start mitigations during the later part of the pull, in which case Arms Length will be the one you want, thanks to it being so different to the other mitigations. Finally on bosses all it does is knockback immunity as the vast majority of bosses are immune to slow in my experience.
@juicetang5079
8 ай бұрын
@@watevirI'm gonna consciously keep arms length on cool down now when pulling, that's super neat
@Yamidoragon
8 ай бұрын
I thought kite is only good if there’s wind
That tennis scene was perfect
The edit in this vid is off the charts, especialyl the the echo in Bowls xD Well dones!
if u are a bard, and in party with another bard, make sure to always use your group buff right after the other bard does his group buff and thn /thumbsup to him
"Esuna is a dps loss anyway"
Thank you I needed this guide, dropped the video on end because need to try all the tips with dancing Tank, again Thank you!
Such Devastation. Totally the intended intention.
Awesome video, and this was hilarious
I appreciate the timing of getting an advertisement for candy the second you said "Leave the Party"
See this would honestly be hilarious if there was a title that went: “World’s Worst Player.” Now do I think anyone deserve that title? Course not. But really I think we all should strive to do better and be better. And in terms of achieving everything, I think it should reward a title like that. Even when it involves setting the world on fire. 💙
@VeshSneaks
8 ай бұрын
There *is* one person who deserves that title. No idea who it is, but they exist.
@VashimuXIV
8 ай бұрын
@@VeshSneaksYou make a good point.
@grumpykitten9249
8 ай бұрын
@@VashimuXIV There is also one player every day, who is the worst of that given day. And we'll never know who it is...
@vincentbeton
8 ай бұрын
They could add an Achievement for like 1000x wiping in Duties. Name it something like "Persistence should pay off"
I love your videos, and your voice fits your catgirl so well that whenever i see her on your thumbnails, I can't help but watch.
The thing is: I can remember that there were people who didn't use job stones even quite far into the game
I love your content so much! Thank you!
Sprint is actually a mitigation
Every other healer player: *remove all healer spells and use offensive spells only* This cat: *does the other way around* Pretty much Everyone: *suprisedpikachu.png*
It's ok the only rock candy that does anything is the blue one with a mask on it.
Top tier as always Avy 😂❤
I don’t know how to even BEGIN to describe the level of sarcastic trolling in this video 😂
5:20 holy fuck I’m so gay for that au ra
Hmm the way you used rescue though. Muwahahahahahaha
0:42 ayo, whats with that "mount" on the bottom left. (Grabs water bottle) bad kitty!
@avycatte
8 ай бұрын
Best mount in game. 🤠
@Jeezes718
8 ай бұрын
@@avycatte As a degenerate who may or may not obsess over crystal mommy, I respectfully disagree.
Alright, I need to know where I can get that Estinien mount.
Sooo i see you fantasied into aura to go back then to the cat :D
@VelvetSanity
8 ай бұрын
I already miss AvyLizzer!
We found her: the Anti-Pint.
Avycatte going full Devilcatte 😂
this is such a great video. very inspiring. I will follow some of these tips thank you A+
What is that head piece at 8:36? I love it
I love the first skin of bard job :3
As someone that plans to play FF14, but hasn't yet, and knows nothing about how the game plays, this all sounds like good advice for when I play.
Shirk the DPS for extra HP bars, LOL When i used to main BLM my statics healer did also rescue me a lot once i was trapped in those lines, and i was first to be raised, it's like they saw this years ago
You forgot something: Always collect these shiny badges of honor with increasing numbers. Those are vulnerability up stacks or damage down stacks, i. e. you deal more damage or take less damage. You need as many of them as possible to clear content efficiently.
2:08 min.: I personal use my DMG Ablitys not so much. To hold my part at full hp is my highest prio.
Surprise catgirl jumpscare on the thumbnail
What a great thumbnail
I shall take all the knowledge i learned here and apply it to my raid clear tonight. My group is gonna be so proud of me.
Okay I need that Bard Glam tho
Very funny video! Though there is one thing you mentioned that you unironically want to do. You do want to sprint when you are wall to wall pulling. Sprinting in between the first and second group of enemies is damage mitigation because most enemies won't be able to hit you during this time. Everyone should be sprinting to keep up with you. If you are a healer you want to be so far up the tank's butt during this that you can smell if they are wearing fresh underwear. (maybe not that close, but you do want to be close enough that if you accidentally aggro something healing/shielding that the tank can just do some aoe to grab them)
I immediately took this advice to heart and implemented it right when I logged in. It took me less than an hour to get a ban. 10/10 would try again.
avy pleaseeee make a video about glamours or ur fav glamours and where to get them ur taste is amazing in them T-T
I currently am laying on my hatsune mike pillow 🤣
Hold on, hold on, hold on, this is really important: What is that BRD glam????
I'm such an amazing Black Mage that I never use Ley Lines Totally not because I forget it exists
INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR. Solo cleared TOP as a fisher
Um, there's only room for one worst player ma'am. Me.
Hey what's that chest piece you're wearing on bard?
AvyCatte has turned to the path of evil...
we all knew from begining, Evil cat girl
“Uninstalling the game is mitigation”🤣
Yeah if the stack marker is red and red orbs circle above it, always remember to partystack! Especially healers If you’re a Reaper, use both True North stacks when in Enshroud, and refresh after each hit not to have it drop
okay really funny video, buuuut I do sprint through dungeons as a tank. It's not because I think it's mitigating damage, it's because I assume people want to get through the dungeon as fast as possible lol. Soooo on that note, can you explain why you're not supposed to do that? I'll keep sprinting until I have a good reason not to
@berrymage.
8 ай бұрын
oh no, you absolutely SHOULD sprint in dungeons. that one's actually legitimately good advice. apart from getting through faster (like you mentioned) which is always a plus, monsters generally can't keep up with a sprinting player, so they can't get autoattacks on you until the pull has actually stopped. sprinting is mitigation, for real.
@Yamidoragon
8 ай бұрын
Only sprint through bossfights. That’s where it’s the most effective, since Arm’s Length affects all the bosses. When it’s adds you have to RPwalk to make sure no autoattacks accidentally hit anyone else
>A sweaty gamer >shows an extreme trial lol, lmao even
*Screams in angy bard* AAAAAAAAAA YOU GREMILINNNNN
1:30 Min.: Viera dont have a Tail. So nope i dont have a Tail.
Every mount : Estenien at the corner...
I see Estinien on that mount screen~ I see you have good opinions~
Until you get a burger king crown. You are not bad enough. Also, if you are healer make sure you never have Esuna in the bar.
I followed this guide and became the leader of my FC. Of course, I'm the only one left in it, but number 1 is number 1, baybeeee.
the candies!
not the cure 1 spam on WHM 😭😭😭
Knowing AvyCatte: this is hilarious!!! ROFL
If you level your Culinarian to max, you'll be able to use the candy you couldn't figure out to decorate a really nice cake. :P
Best chaotic catgirl ruins (saves) the day again
Avy you forgot about food buffs.
Hilarity. I have job stone in the back pack lolol
You're only a good player if you can defeat the salad, the egg, and the dragon.
@hoodiesticks
8 ай бұрын
Is tasting the rainbow required?
5:18 only cultivated ppl will understand x'D
Holy is a healing spell. You know I'm right.
this video unmelded all my piety ...
Only one of these things I'm going to do. No class gem. I want to do a hard lock sort of challenge to see if I can get through the game just being gladiator.
Yeah, you really do want to stand as far away as you can as a ranged dps. You don't want to give the party covid.
@Yamidoragon
8 ай бұрын
Or the Green Death! How would the heals heal with a knife
watching you run around as a tank hurt me so bad LMAO
Estinien is a mount? Where can I get him? Asking for a friend 👀
lol idk whats sadder, the fact that avy catte is making videos on how to be bad, or the fact that she has to clarify its satire and for fun at end but i'll go with the 2nd option.
What`s the chestpiece at 4:40?
@Yamidoragon
8 ай бұрын
Isn’t that the Ivalician aiming one? Not sure though
Seriously trying to throw out Soul Crystals 😆 🤣 😂
Y'shtola *narrows eyes* *about to destroy your performance with a keen observation about the size of your sun*
NO worries, the next time I wipe I will say avycatte gave me the best advice.
You don't have to do your job quests either they're TOTALLY optional! And like, having dungeon gear is ok too cos ilevel doesn't really matter its just a bunch of numbers really.
@Naixatloz
7 ай бұрын
If the dungeon lets you in, your ilv is high enough. Ignore all the people telling you you're "undergeared" and "shouldn't have Ironworks accessories in ShB content". Who knows better, some random plebs, or the developers who decided the minimum ilv for the content?
0:42 Estinien?!?! 🤨