Speaking of lave, 2 years ago Phoenix made a video titled "strangest Minecraft questions on the internet" and someone there already mentioned lave. Dude was ahead of his time.

@FunFactManiac

Жыл бұрын

omg, you're right... it took me a really long time to find that video, but it's true. ...lave...

@whatusernameis5295

Жыл бұрын

ok time travel is confirmed now

@Lord_X215

Жыл бұрын

0_0

@CJ_8911

Жыл бұрын

@@Watermelime i want to apologize because I thought it's a rick roll

@PhoenixSC

Жыл бұрын

Omg I just checked and you're right!!

Not only Phoenix SC and the Minecraft community mocked Mojang for their mistake for the Minecraft updates, but they even doxxed them for it. Truly the wonders of internet culture

@mihailmilev9909

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@doubleziv

Жыл бұрын

lol

@F_mboy

Жыл бұрын

lOL

@engineertf2971

Жыл бұрын

Yo is that another Engineer?

@railroading

Жыл бұрын

What might the updates be?

“Because they’ve been in the game for so long, we can’t remove them.” Zombie pigmen:

@MaxerV19

Жыл бұрын

Miss them already

@Aizistral

Жыл бұрын

Those weren't removed, they were... reconsidered.

@user-tzzglsstle585e38

Жыл бұрын

Yeah doesn't work, they are just renamed and their head changed, literally everything else about them didn't change.

@ChromaCaipira

Жыл бұрын

Updates, people, updates!

@gabrielbarros493

Жыл бұрын

firstly, they were just changed secondly, a lot of peolpe hated it to be removed

the fact that mojang removed fireflies instead of just... not making frogs eat them? pains me

@TheSilverHermitMage

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they dint remove cookies even though they killed parrots idk why they can't do this

@theaveragecomment1014

Жыл бұрын

Yeah surely the frogs just wouldn’t eat them. That makes way more sense

@PraiseHeavyLobster

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSilverHermitMage to be fair, cookies were added to the game way before parrots were added. Id be fine if Mojang just made frogs not eat fire flies and give fire flies another use.

@TiagoH1710

Жыл бұрын

@@PraiseHeavyLobster or no use like bats, just decorative mob

@theaveragecomment1014

Жыл бұрын

@FierySpirit That’s an odd excuse. They were kinda promised to be there so surely they could bring them in in a later update?

This Subreddit will never run out of Minecraft characters possessing liquid-like properties and getting put through tubes and funnels

1:00 I think mushrooms were the first foods to be added into the game very early on, interestingly there red mushrooms depleted health upon eating them rather than healing, so it is kind of weird that they got used for stew

@mewnani

Жыл бұрын

There are a few mushrooms out there that can make you sick if eaten raw, but are safe to eat after being cooked, so maybe the red mushroom in Minecraft is one of those. ...Or Notch just didn't think that hard about it.

@kasperfabchbrandt537

Жыл бұрын

It's actually pretty easy to remove the toxins from fly agaric, and they are regularly used in cooking in some parts of the world. I guess we can just assume that Steve learned about parboiling them before eating them (see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_muscaria#Culinary_use )

@user-tzzglsstle585e38

Жыл бұрын

Besides; there are mushroom irl that are edible (obviously) and minecraft's mushrooms aren't really named and made to be anything specific (like chocolate cookies to parrots for example). Besides, you can't eat mushrooms raw in this game and the fact that you can't make stew from nether shrooms says something.

@straightasarainbow5344

Жыл бұрын

It would actually be pretty cool if they harmed you when eaten raw but were fine in the stew

@Nevir202

Жыл бұрын

@@mewnani A LOT of toxins denature with heat, which isn't surprising, as they they are by nature, volatile organic compounds. Most volatile compounds tend to react and turn into something else in the presence of heat.

the “hey dream stans you wanna manhunt irl? join the army!” got me dying

@xor_the_protogen

Жыл бұрын

Same. Though, look at the @ of that account. "0fficial". It's got a checkmark. Gotta love twitter blue... 💀

@tashkent561

Жыл бұрын

Except that "being hunted by the Taliban" would be more accurate.

@ThisAlias

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but hunting the Taliban didn't go that well I guess. Especially when you realize that they spend a ton of tax money to replace the Taliban government with the Taliban Government in just 20 years... Makes you reconsider joining the army

The final one inspires abject horror within me, for some reason

@Gl1tcherBro

Жыл бұрын

Maybe because you thought they were going to die because they were not in 1.9

@bersspon3256

Жыл бұрын

Right? I physically jumped a bit when he started flying, idk why it hit me like a brick

@ssupermarlo

Жыл бұрын

i felt weird when they started running and then terror went into my body when they started flying

6:55 Man, I feel that. Elytra addiction is too powerful. Its so weird remembering when minecarts and walking were all we had.

@kikosawa

Жыл бұрын

me, who doesn't want to go to the end until all of the world is built in

@TheIonoZone

Жыл бұрын

@@kikosawa you literally explain what i do in my minecraft survival world

@Pawtacle

Жыл бұрын

OH! I was wondering what the last one was about, damn I feel stupid now :D

@Jubean

Жыл бұрын

I play on a survival server where we have disabled elytras, it is actually so much more fun and more interesting. Also tall and angled builds are so much more impressive

@Hunoa44

Жыл бұрын

I t-pose and use redstone piston-slimeblock-observer contraption to fly instead of elytra :) My own private cesna plane

that ending was a jumpscare, i genuinely yelled

@tomaskaila

Жыл бұрын

the definition of blursed video >_>

@Shry99

Жыл бұрын

Hang on… i am dumb? I don’t see anything at the end besides someone mining then gliding

@SuperNoahPlushes

Жыл бұрын

elytras didnt exist till release 1.9, that video was in alpha

@whorlingwisteria

Жыл бұрын

@@Shry99 I'm pretty sure that it's an old edition of Minecraft with the new (relative to the old textures etc) elytra

@TekLor

Жыл бұрын

Is from a mod that generate alpha and - or beta terrain in 1.16 +, so you have elytras in "alpha"

The way how the torch is stuck is because it’s burred in snow and put in via commands, the snow then has a grass texture.

1:56 Physically Pained Me

5:49 that's not Steve that's drowned who saw the egg and then kept it in the treasure chest and then Steve finds it in the chest while exploring underwayer

@robocookie1662

Жыл бұрын

NOT STEVE

@jacobwilks9204

Жыл бұрын

Nobody is talking about the US army post

@NinjaBray

Жыл бұрын

It's the person that eventually became a drowned.

@Rudxain

Жыл бұрын

"Underwayer". New idea for Phoenix!

5:03 the "IS THAT A CHALLENGE?" is perfect just after the "don't do that, it's gonna hurt" with the step-torch

@eperou8846

8 ай бұрын

op here, bit late but yeah lmao i was asking a friend for advancements and stuff

3:20 bro thinks he Walter White 💀💀

@Badmaximus8

Жыл бұрын

Bro thinks that scene was from breaking bad 💀

@funnymannotfunny

9 ай бұрын

as an MGRR fan I am sorely disappointed in this comment

0:20 bayblade bayblade let it rip

Phoenix: posts new video Me: what’s this? Phoenix: shows axolotl with swords Me: uh oh… it’s that time of the month again…

@justapak_

Жыл бұрын

hm

@tahsinbasit

Жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmmmm?

@haijehiemstra2883

Жыл бұрын

@xXBlackPeterGamingXx tf?

@Toya-xp3ei

6 ай бұрын

That axolotl defeated a warden

"You guys'll find every possible way to claim that they're lazy, even though they're obviously not" [66 Seconds Later] "Wow, have they just forgotten about education edition?"

3:10 Someone turned the Jetstream Sam death scene into a Minecraft animation! Wow! They must have seen that meme using the original and decided to make it MC. Awesome!

The 5:28 concept is so cool. Now you can gather armies and fight like it's the 19th century and completely break SMPs.

@theCallOfLate

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@pipebombmailer

Жыл бұрын

bribing pillagers to become minutemen

@PelinalWhitestrake9147

Жыл бұрын

@@pipebombmailer They already have a lot of settlements

@kshroom

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@CanadianToaster22

8 ай бұрын

@@PelinalWhitestrake9147Hey, another settlement needs your help. I’ve marked it on your map

Mojang really "Bamboozled" us with the amount of bamboo you need to craft a bamboo block!

@ihaveinternet

Жыл бұрын

porky it's me

@asherkime5910

Жыл бұрын

That is what he said in the video

@TopDiggerYT

Жыл бұрын

@@ihaveinternet who?

@ihaveinternet

Жыл бұрын

@@TopDiggerYT check ur discord

@TopDiggerYT

Жыл бұрын

@@ihaveinternet me kant be on discork rn

6:45 now the joke here is, the guy has an elytra and those didn’t exist then.

@MaxerV19

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@deltaeptat1546

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@irishuisman1450

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@seaurchin7

Жыл бұрын

IK

@DarknessDeveloper

Жыл бұрын

And sprinting iirc

0:49 *approximately 12 million kids join the military, all holding diamond swords and flying in a Eleytra to afganistan*

@nomey07

Жыл бұрын

* Gets hit by an rpg in mid air *

I guess the fictional "red mushroom" doesn't have to be poisonous, since it isn't called "fly agaric"

0:08 it's official, phoenix is no longer family friendly : D (boss name)

@brunoaltoe100

Жыл бұрын

I dunno what you’re talking about, it definitely says “puck”. For sure. Yup. No doubt about it. No doubt. There may be a little bit of doubt.

@jonathanc6767

9 ай бұрын

@@brunoaltoe100it said the f word

@Mr.pangolin901

8 ай бұрын

@@jonathanc6767 hmm yeah no it doesn’t say that Have you not heard of sarcasm?

@jonathanc6767

8 ай бұрын

@@Mr.pangolin901have you heard of being dumb

We need Phoenix to make full length videos on his subreddit

@sprocket442

Жыл бұрын

tru

1:48 Anyone else hear bungee zombie?

@coolgummybearpicture

Жыл бұрын

I heard it

@Hongtae_Spinoliker555

7 ай бұрын

Same

@4nxiousc4ndy

3 ай бұрын

Why is it there

If you're questioning everything, then you could as well call yourself Phoenix Wright

as a dumpster, we sure hate when mojang employees work inside us

It's a rarity for Pheonix to upload a video longer than 5 minutes.

@Screecher_says_stuff

Жыл бұрын

How do you only have 24 likes in 12 hours of posting this?

As some wise man said once: you can eat every single mushroom, but some of them only once

I always knew axolotls were op souls bosses

The last clip with the old Minecraft textures had me convinced, until they used elytra, but that itself was kinda wholesome. Like bringing a little bit from the future of Minecraft back to the past, for old times sake.

Lave actually sounds like an expensive clothing brand, especially with that "logo"

1:25 ive seen bad apple in so many different ways even in discord messages

@zanclawpyro

Жыл бұрын

So many as so many half life mods lol

@CaptainMurasaTheULTRAKILLFan24

Жыл бұрын

Xiaomi Banning Chiseled Bookshelf in Minecraft

@Parthgamer123

Ай бұрын

fr

5:23 Christian kirbo: be’n sneaky

The fact... that Badapple is so widespread and well known... that I get to hear Pheonix mention it by name is beautiful. .... now could someone please... make a version of that awesome Gensokyo map... FOR 1.18 AT LEAST!?

@MisterSleep1123

Жыл бұрын

Ever tried harvesting all those bamboo in the bamboo forest of the lost?

@BinglesP

11 ай бұрын

RIGHT especially with cherry blossoms added

@anorbinspace51

10 ай бұрын

You love using ... don't you?

@craytherlaygaming2852

10 ай бұрын

@@anorbinspace51 I type as I would speak, so if I would have paused irl, I pause in typing. Also... does this mean you've seen other comments of mine? Cause thats, not something you'd assume from one post alone.

@craytherlaygaming2852

10 ай бұрын

@@MisterSleep1123 Nah, too busy sneaking into the SDM and getting my ass whooped. What? surely you've wanted a neat secret base in the super dangerous vampire mansion.

Mojang devs: mess one thing up Phoenix SC: and i took that personally

6:44 I think most of us know what that block breaking pattern reminded us of.

@vristooexpensive7606

Жыл бұрын

what

@vehicleboi5598

Жыл бұрын

?

@leannefox2112

Жыл бұрын

ummmmmmmmm The Creeper Rap?

@bluefire3939

Жыл бұрын

@@leannefox2112 Indeed.

@H4L0GUY117

8 ай бұрын

@@bluefire3939that's just stone mining sounds?

If axolotl has netherite sword ring. you were already know what happened next right?

0:02 The final boss of Minecraft

@pLzza4150

Жыл бұрын

axolotl: I AM GOD

@banajyotsnabaruah7744

Жыл бұрын

axolotl:Axe olotl

@ManikDarkCat

Жыл бұрын

Axolotl uses swords dance

0:34 these type of videos always remind me of the dreams in tommadachi life

@itloaf

Жыл бұрын

omg true

@NH1507

Жыл бұрын

tomodachi life fan spotted

Seeing the Elytra in such an old form of Minecraft hurts.

You know a video is a banger when it opens with the Vordt theme kicking in

1:17 chiseled bookshelf rolled

Axolotl used Swords Dance! Axolotl's attack sharply increased! Axolotl used Rapid Spin! It was super effective!

3:05 yeah they will also find every way to hate on bedrock 😭

@joannenewton2755

Жыл бұрын

We bedrock players are the BEST

@AVPolaris1

Жыл бұрын

What a disappointment of a minecraft edition 💀💀💀💀

@wetswordfighter

Жыл бұрын

@@AVPolaris1 imagine hating your own playerbase. bedrock and java are both minecraft. who cares what came first. you can't run java edition on a phone or console without it crashing

On the last video I felt an emotion that I’ve never felt before

2:52 yes phoenix that's funny

2:57 maybe mojang is hiding the copper golem in there

3:17 This looks like that cutscene from MGR:R

@raiden542

Жыл бұрын

I wonder why 🤔

@Valveiscool.

Жыл бұрын

Cuz it is

The torch at 4:55 was just an armor stand holding it + command blocks for particles

@wiggel2161

Жыл бұрын

It could also be the Tiny Torch from Actually Additions

2:28 See the square root of 106 is not whole, so you have to find a perfect square multiplied by a number(but you use the square root of the number; p.s. it does not have to be a perfect square) to get 106(remember, 25 + 81 = 106). Halfway into writing this I realized that the expression in the first line can’t apply to 106, so now my 8th grade knowledge has run out. Help.

@vulcher7927

Жыл бұрын

Shut it nerd Before I take your lunch money

@beaconblaster33

Жыл бұрын

try to get some factors of 106 until you get √(x•y)=√x•√y if x is a square number then you can get n√y that's how something like 2√5 is formed yeah it's pretty much the final result and widely accepted

@asherkime5910

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s hard to reduce you really only have a decimal representation for this one , it’s irreducible if I’m not mistaken

@imboredsonowimdirt7049

Жыл бұрын

What ever happened to a2+b2=c2

@TeufortHeavy

Жыл бұрын

9^2 + 5^2 = 106 √106 = 10.2

4:44 Its supposed to be a sheep dyed red I think but its better as an among us.

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539

Жыл бұрын

In education edition you can attach balloons too mobs and they’ll fly away. It’s a cow with a red balloon

@xyannail4678

Жыл бұрын

​@@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539That's 4:02 not 4:44

4:20 the most underrated "NOOOOO" meme so far

2:31 10.3 blocks

@NC_Isro_64

Жыл бұрын

Ok

4:57 "it's gonna hurt.." what!?!?!😳

@shinanimatio

Жыл бұрын

💀

@Crayonboutjoe

Жыл бұрын

@@shinanimatio burnt

5:35 Pov: Bonifacio at bulakan

@Hxkari

Жыл бұрын

are u a fellow Filipino?

@omen3324

Жыл бұрын

@@Hxkari Yes Po!

@Hxkari

Жыл бұрын

nice

2:11 Is there a joke that I'm missing? I thought Steve's height was common knowledge.

3:17 fun fact: that actually is a reference to mgr revengeance when Jetstream sam dies

3:12 Jetstream Steve!?!

(0:22) Ah yes, beyblade

@DavidGaming69

6 ай бұрын

beeblade

2:01 And light hurts them!

0:15 Beautiful... Just beautiful...

the last one was the most cursed thing Ive seen. Adding among us to vanilla would be less curse

The fact that the axolotl was named "fuc k" made it so much funnier

0:09 Standing here, I realize

Just the instant pain as soon as he started gliding at the end

phoenix always gives us good content of making fun of Mojang for doing the smallest mistakes 👍

6:08 we need a mod/data pack that forces you to do the dance at the “bah”s- replacing the soundtrack with mario music.

@jesusmendoza297

Жыл бұрын

The trolling possibilities

2:43 "Yes, it would be very loud", ... YES SIR

5:00 "It's a torch... it's gonna hurt" *no pain no gain*

1:44 And even till today, 0 people have made Lagtrain played on bookshelves

@adhiprajna4127

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeahh, forgit about that

1:09 Actually it's okay to eat those mushrooms if you boil them twice and get rid of the water.

1:53 Cool. *Now place TNT.*

@EpicBanana1560

Жыл бұрын

ayo😳

@ordinarylegoguy

10 ай бұрын

​@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

@ordinarylegoguy

10 ай бұрын

​@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

@ordinarylegoguy

10 ай бұрын

​@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

@ordinarylegoguy

10 ай бұрын

​@@EpicBanana1560DEMENTIA

*sees thumbnail* Damn new minecraft update looking siiiiick

I am so glad Phoenix included the Bad Apple!! chiseled bookshelf version at 1:24 into this video, really makes me happy as a Touhou fan

@Sliceall249

Жыл бұрын

At first I thought it was a RickRoll

@melody5296

Жыл бұрын

Didn't even expect to see you comment on a Minecraft video! Fellow Touhou fan here.

@AltraHapi

Жыл бұрын

@@Sliceall249 both memes for the price of one video!

@RandomPerson295

Жыл бұрын

@@AltraHapi didn't expect to see you here either

@AshPikachu9

Жыл бұрын

can relate

6:15 literally made me burst out laughing

Mojang : we can’t add fireflies Me: feeds a cookie to my parrot

0:02 Pale king: I'll take your entire stock

I can explain the error at 6:22: They were reviewing the Legacy Console Edition, which is developed by 4J Studios, a Scottish game studio

Since 9 squared is 81 and 5 squared is 25 we add both of them to get 106. The square root of 106 is 10.295630141. the eye of ender travelled exactly 10.295630141 Blocks. I’ve had too much soda tonight.

That first axolotl became a beyblade

smart of him to put "IS THAT A CHALLENGE?" chat message after torch joke

0:40 imagine this was real tho

6:38 Me: _Getting nostalgic flashbacks_ #MakeMCSMSeason3

"they've been in the game so long, they cant remove them." Diamond being the highest tier: ...

well fly amanita when well prepared is actually edible

5:17 HA IM NOT CRAZY I knew I couldn’t be the only one who thought of that as Rock Paper Scissors

please tell me i'm not the only one who still unironically laughs at the jeb scream

a 7min pheonix sc, what a treat. reminds me of the 7h pyrocynical video

The sniffer comic reminds me of the pixel gun comics from back in the day on their campaign mode

for the torch "buried in dirt" meme. they used a mod that has a mini torch (IIRC its Applied Energistics 2)

Moo Jangle is one the development studios of all time.

@2dheethbar

Жыл бұрын

I accidentally a cup of liquid nitrogen.

That last one really threw me for a loop ngl

0:57 Remove the ability for frogs to eat fireflies and keep them in - Man waving away. Feed cookies to parrots, slice your dog and cat, and turn turtles into bowls - Yeah I'm down for that.

6:28 GIVE ME THIS GAME.... NOW!

3:44 I SAID THAT! I SAID IT BEFORE THAT DUDE DID!

@breadbird

Жыл бұрын

chill its not a competition

*“after careful consideration, we have decided to remove hanging signs from the 1.20 update as it has come to our attention that they are poisonous to camels.”*

0:04 the new elden ring update looking crazy