HP's plan to make printing a subscription | HP blocks 3rd party ink cartridges and the lawsuit 2024

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HP's CEO has confirmed their long term objective is to make printing a subscription. Good luck with that. Last year HP remotely updated their printer's firmware so they wouldn't work with 3rd party ink cartridges. And it was as welcome as when Apple put U2s album on everyone's iPod in 2014. HP are currently in the middle of a lawsuit. They claim they've blocked 3rd party ink because they could be open to hackers and allow viruses in your printer. And print a test page or something, I don't know.
Let's look at why printing can't be a subscription and why this will be the death of their company.
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Chapters -
📺 0:00 - Intro - HP has confirmed their long-term goal is to make printing a subscription.
📺 0:09 - Part 1 - HP's lawsuit for blocking 3rd party ink cartridges with a firmware update.
📺 1:09 - Part 2 - Hewlett-Packard's plans to make printing a subscription.
📺 1:36 - Part 3 - HP Printers business model - loss leaders.
📺 2:22 - Part 4 - HP blocks printers from faxing and scanning if you don't buy their ink cartridges.
📺 2:55 - Part 5 - HP's "free printing for life" is actually an introductory offer.
📺 3:21 - Part 6 - Some customers are bad Investment for HP
📺 4:14 - Part 7 - Conclusion - what can we do about this?
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  • @Megaghost_
    @Megaghost_2 ай бұрын

    They asked "How can make our printers even worse?" And they somehow succeeded. So inspiring... this proves anything is possible!

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    It's truly inspiring how out if touch and off base a company can be 😅

  • @pirrracy
    @pirrracy2 ай бұрын

    In our industry we call that a 'dynamic security' update. The solution is just to reflash the expiration date and ink level on the OEM cart ROMs and refill them manually. I wish ALPS would make printers again. I treasure my ALPS MD-1000 mircodry printer. It can print white, gold, metallics, even clear-coat.

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    If it was only to protect the printer I'd be on board but stopping the fax option if you have no ink is a dog shit move

  • @VulpeX2Triumph
    @VulpeX2Triumph2 ай бұрын

    Free the cartridges! Equality for every ink container. Time for a brotherhood of printers.

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    Brother are great for not moving to a subscription model. Not sponsored. Yet 😅

  • @xXOFrannieOXx
    @xXOFrannieOXx2 ай бұрын

    The amount of times i say WTF watching your vids is both hilarious and sad. Thx for the update, have a good one.

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    Haha. That's my brand. Sadly. I'm glad you enjoyed it 😊 see you in the next video. Godspeed 😁

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    @simoncaine95152 ай бұрын

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  • @centy64
    @centy642 ай бұрын

    Great soon I'll have to work out how to pirate a printer.

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    Yarrrrr 🏴‍☠️☠️🦜

  • @dustinoverbeck
    @dustinoverbeck2 ай бұрын

    Umm…what kind of “nugget” was that? As a US-English speaker, I’m wondering if it was a Brit term. And if so, how and when can I use it in my vocabulary to insult with sarcasm? 😂

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm not sure if it's specifically a British term. But we use it a lot over here. Fuck nugget is the technical term for anyone being a nugget. But a total jump the shark nugget 😃 I'd highly recommend you use it more. That, and my personal favourite insult, cock womble 😅

  • @The8224sm
    @The8224sm2 ай бұрын

    “I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies but not the madness of people.” ― Isaac Newton

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    Preach Mr Newton 🙌

  • @garyjonjon
    @garyjonjon2 ай бұрын

    HP can do whatever it wants with it's printers. I can also avoid them like the plague. God bless america!

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins20102 ай бұрын

    I haven’t bought anything from HP since 2012. EVERYTHING THEY MAKE IS GARBAGE. not just their printers but their computers too

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    It's amazing they're still in business. They're not even the cheapest option. So they're definitely coasting on historical brand value.

  • @iamfinky
    @iamfinky2 ай бұрын

    Or just buy a laser printer. I got one cheap and the ink lasts years.

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    That's a solid Plan A 👌

  • @Merlijn39
    @Merlijn392 ай бұрын

    EU needs to step in.

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    Pronto 😅

  • @ericcarabetta1161
    @ericcarabetta11612 ай бұрын

    More brilliant capitalist “innovation”. Why don’t they just go with the Panavision business model? Only lease the printers don’t sell them, as well as selling the proprietary printer ink. Turkey!

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    Turkey to you too! Also, stop giving them ideas! 😅

  • @teseo5544
    @teseo55442 ай бұрын

    And when are you going to make your videos subscribe based? You're losing so much potential money

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    If you join my Patreon you get early access. And when I have enough of them I'll be making specific Patreon only content patreon.com/simoncaine 😀😀😀

  • @stronglanguageus
    @stronglanguageusАй бұрын

    Turkey = HP "gobbling" up our cash? 🥁

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly 😅🤣

  • @jeroenw9853
    @jeroenw98532 ай бұрын

    🇹🇷

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    🙄🙄🙄

  • @deptofcarstereorepair
    @deptofcarstereorepair2 ай бұрын

    TURKEY! 🤮

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

  • @BicycleShitShow
    @BicycleShitShow2 ай бұрын

    I bought a brand new hp2100 toner cartridge second hand. I estimate it will last me at least 10 years. So f.u. HP

  • @simoncaine9515

    @simoncaine9515

    2 ай бұрын

    Nice 😎

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