How To Win A Fight On Facebook. Mike Parenti

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Mike Parenti is here to teach you how to win a fight on facebook. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mike Parenti talks about fighting on facebook and how to win basically any argument. Whether you're someone who enjoys fighting online, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mike Parenti is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @mongojrttv
    @mongojrttv Жыл бұрын

    This man is miles ahead of the curve. 😂

  • @prelexia1

    @prelexia1

    Жыл бұрын

    Miles

  • @joshuasmith9312
    @joshuasmith9312 Жыл бұрын

    This crowd didn't get behind him like they should have. He was funny 😂

  • @whomeverwherever
    @whomeverwherever Жыл бұрын

    The scripture based “arguments” are actually very admirable! All believers should be able to quote The Word that way, but most know more movie quotes and song lyrics than actual Scripture.

  • @GODISREALNEVERFAKE

    @GODISREALNEVERFAKE

    Жыл бұрын

    I have had a scripture fight and all I did was quote scripture and these ex Amish people still wanted to deny Christ. He denied scripture.

  • @concepcionledezma5027

    @concepcionledezma5027

    Жыл бұрын

    Amen! Too many professing Christians can quote movie lines better than God's Word. It shows what is lord of their lives, instead of the Lord.

  • @mewmew8932

    @mewmew8932

    11 ай бұрын

    @@concepcionledezma5027 worth

  • @guppybill
    @guppybill Жыл бұрын

    Quoting scripture in a comedy routine... unleashing peace, healing, strength and love on an unsuspecting audience.

  • @heathermiller5765

    @heathermiller5765

    Жыл бұрын

    Well he was performing in Utah, so definitely fitting 😁

  • @jasoncourtright8886

    @jasoncourtright8886

    Жыл бұрын

    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉@@heathermiller5765

  • @FatalFinality
    @FatalFinality Жыл бұрын

    He was really good. Didnt get the audiences credit like he really should have!

  • @stevenschulz7710
    @stevenschulz7710 Жыл бұрын

    Proverbial Truth

  • @jostrong2385
    @jostrong2385 Жыл бұрын

    There are already people who don't believe their life is happening if they haven't posted it. Sad, but true.

  • @SodoMojo22
    @SodoMojo22 Жыл бұрын

    Funny, but a lot of scary truth in this too. Great set.

  • @ladywatchman
    @ladywatchman Жыл бұрын

    I may have won fights on social media this way also 😂 God’s Word is sharper than a double edged sword. 🤺

  • @sandramiller2792

    @sandramiller2792

    Жыл бұрын

    So true!

  • @chanthana7694
    @chanthana7694 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is a gold 😂. Wish I could get to see him live.

  • @matcoolguy6681

    @matcoolguy6681

    Жыл бұрын

    Funny the change in context between live (as in live wire) and live (as in living).

  • @chanthana7694

    @chanthana7694

    Жыл бұрын

    heteronyms

  • @jamesamore407
    @jamesamore407 Жыл бұрын

    The irony that most of us will be watching this on our phones

  • @lindamills6192

    @lindamills6192

    Жыл бұрын

    Exactly! My thought exactly😅

  • @ordinarryalien

    @ordinarryalien

    Жыл бұрын

    Speak for yourself, I use the chip in my brain.

  • @clicheguevara5282

    @clicheguevara5282

    Жыл бұрын

    I’m proud to say that I have zero social media accounts on my phone - or anywhere else for that matter.

  • @ordinarryalien

    @ordinarryalien

    Жыл бұрын

    @@clicheguevara5282 👀 Oh, are you sure?

  • @heathermiller5765

    @heathermiller5765

    Жыл бұрын

    Well yeah, not like I can make it to Provo or anything lol

  • @CarlGorn
    @CarlGorn Жыл бұрын

    Revolutionary concept: Don't put social media on your phone. If it comes pre-installed, DELETE IT.

  • @matthewlepak2878
    @matthewlepak2878 Жыл бұрын

    Jesus bless this man! He has it!

  • @donnylastella9441
    @donnylastella9441 Жыл бұрын

    Very funny amico Mio. I love the Italian joke , gonna have to use it but I'll tell I heard from a paisano. Here's another Bible verse... Kidding but I have to agree 💯% that using scripture in an argument is the best weapon. God's Word is the sword ⚔️, amen and hallelujah. God's blessings to you and your family GUMBA ✝️🛐🎁🔥🤟🎶🎶🎶🤣🤣

  • @realemonful

    @realemonful

    Жыл бұрын

    Not if you're using it for arguments

  • @ericvulgate
    @ericvulgate Жыл бұрын

    I win all my Facebook fights by not ever looking at Facebook.

  • @Neyyirah
    @Neyyirah Жыл бұрын

    Weak audience; sharp comedian! Keep it up, do not be discouraged!

  • @dancing_odie
    @dancing_odie Жыл бұрын

    This guy is pretty funny. I like his bible quotes bit and I'm not even religious.

  • @edithdlp8045

    @edithdlp8045

    Жыл бұрын

    I loved it and am not religious either.

  • @robmc120

    @robmc120

    Жыл бұрын

    "God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness" (Romans 1:18)

  • @ericvulgate

    @ericvulgate

    Жыл бұрын

    The bibble does not win arguments.

  • @clicheguevara5282

    @clicheguevara5282

    Жыл бұрын

    Neither am I, but I’m a fan of trolling and this guy is a master. 😂

  • @declamatory

    @declamatory

    Жыл бұрын

    Even atheists are "religious".

  • @kendradamm1428
    @kendradamm1428 Жыл бұрын

    Dangit!! I gotta memorize Bible verses so I can do this!! 😂

  • @91GMC_5YKLON3
    @91GMC_5YKLON3 Жыл бұрын

    Dry bar finds some of the best talent 👍

  • @lauriepeters5936
    @lauriepeters5936 Жыл бұрын

    He is very funny! Love his mannerisms

  • @daphanie9054
    @daphanie9054 Жыл бұрын

    You have definitely won

  • @juliebrandenburg4362
    @juliebrandenburg4362 Жыл бұрын

    Excellent answers. You won by a million miles!!!!!Great job.😂🤣😅

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 Жыл бұрын

    Totally awesome! Loved the comeback spiritually speaking of course

  • @LL-lj1kq

    @LL-lj1kq

    Жыл бұрын

    👏👏👏👏♥️

  • @debbieochoa8525
    @debbieochoa8525 Жыл бұрын

    😂 I love the fb responses! Hilarious true stories. ❤

  • @PleaseNThankYou
    @PleaseNThankYou Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant. I think God is pleased.

  • @sweetlove3391
    @sweetlove3391 Жыл бұрын

    I love this comedy. It's daring and funny and RIGHT! You won!!! =P

  • @red_words
    @red_words Жыл бұрын

    Proverbs is lit.

  • @KassiusFineArt
    @KassiusFineArt Жыл бұрын

    Love this. He's so funny.

  • @shalacarter6658
    @shalacarter6658 Жыл бұрын

    I need to write down his Scripture fight!! :) He is gold.

  • @debbeasher-k4764
    @debbeasher-k4764 Жыл бұрын

    funny LoL

  • @1440Defense
    @1440Defense Жыл бұрын

    Somebody hide this man. He knows too much.

  • @garciamadrid9040

    @garciamadrid9040

    Жыл бұрын

    But don’t censored him! He’s a man of God.

  • @cherylgonzalez3010
    @cherylgonzalez3010 Жыл бұрын

    Funny guy 😂😂😂😂

  • @TRYtoHELPyou
    @TRYtoHELPyou Жыл бұрын

    This is great

  • @michaela.haynes4545
    @michaela.haynes4545 Жыл бұрын

    Smashing! Absolutely brilliant!👍👍👍👍👍

  • @shazam6274
    @shazam6274 Жыл бұрын

    Great!

  • @Rabbitzan
    @Rabbitzan Жыл бұрын

    I don't start looking for my phone until 7 pm when I do my dailies in my games until then it's just wherever I set it last or it's dead somewhere because I forgot to charge it.. yes steal my phone, I will search for a good three or four minutes before going back to my computer and writing stories. Then I will eventually look for it again. No what people should really do is hide someone's prescription lenses I promise you funniest day of their lives I am sure. "Hey has anyone seen my glasses?" I can't find them obviously because I am almost blind okay.

  • @LilByrdFly2
    @LilByrdFly2 Жыл бұрын

    LoL! He's right. I did that to a "Christian?" Friend who put my life in danger and would not stop calling and texting so I just texted Bible scriptures back and it worked after about a week!🤣

  • @cia7746
    @cia7746 Жыл бұрын

    Love it!

  • @Blank-rv6xv
    @Blank-rv6xv Жыл бұрын

    He hasn't met my mom, she forgets practically everything😑😭. I could tell her something right now and in a few minutes later she will forget, no she does not have all timers or dementia😑, thankfully🙏.

  • @laughteraddict1003

    @laughteraddict1003

    Жыл бұрын

    Alzheimers not all timers. All timers is not a thing !

  • @soldieroftruth77

    @soldieroftruth77

    Жыл бұрын

    @@laughteraddict1003old timers is 😂

  • @karinberonius8799

    @karinberonius8799

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@laughteraddict1003 Yes, it is.

  • @karenoyola553
    @karenoyola553 Жыл бұрын

    Love this ❤

  • @be.love.shine.
    @be.love.shine. Жыл бұрын

    Best comedy bit ever, glory to God ALMIGHTY and Jesus Christ!

  • @tsm7964
    @tsm7964 Жыл бұрын

    i'm kinda like that with twitter, and i do post scriptural quotes. LOL

  • @jeanniebell9493
    @jeanniebell9493 Жыл бұрын

    Great job Mike !!! LOL!!!! :)

  • @brainstem2023
    @brainstem2023 Жыл бұрын

    It's funny, but sad because it's true. There is absolutely such a thing as social media addiction. Phone game addiction too.

  • @ellenpereira9521
    @ellenpereira95219 ай бұрын

    Oh I love this

  • @hoohoosays5740
    @hoohoosays5740 Жыл бұрын

    funny and natural

  • @andrewparenti
    @andrewparenti Жыл бұрын

    Well I'm blown away by all this great feedback thank you everybody and God bless you all

  • @Ravenx_44
    @Ravenx_44 Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @TedaR
    @TedaR Жыл бұрын

    LOVE the first 4 mins 15 secs! ✔💯👏👏👏👍

  • @druoleary
    @druoleary Жыл бұрын

    You are well versed in the proverbs, God Bless You

  • @girlonaswing9439
    @girlonaswing9439 Жыл бұрын

    Excellent!!!!!

  • @dinajanisch-ps7tb
    @dinajanisch-ps7tb Жыл бұрын

    Love this guy!!’

  • @Mr.WonderJames
    @Mr.WonderJames Жыл бұрын

    I'm a Jehovah Witness, and that joke had me crying. 😂😂

  • @Mr.WonderJames

    @Mr.WonderJames

    Жыл бұрын

    And also as someone who is familiar with these texts I was rolling(literally) the entire time

  • @garciamadrid9040
    @garciamadrid9040 Жыл бұрын

    I like Mike! Great guy, and religious.

  • @imir8atu321
    @imir8atu321 Жыл бұрын

    Definitely funny please more

  • @audioman8650
    @audioman8650 Жыл бұрын

    Proof you don't have to be filthy to be funny!

  • @fallmax
    @fallmax Жыл бұрын

    Wow he is a keeper .. funny guy

  • @cherik.
    @cherik. Жыл бұрын

    I'm taking notes as I'm listening to this 🤣

  • @Trivdgun-
    @Trivdgun- Жыл бұрын

    Don’t have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels. And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful. -2 Timothy 2:23-24

  • @mariebarker1797
    @mariebarker1797 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is GOOD!

  • @qww760
    @qww7606 ай бұрын

    A lady from my small group is an Italian. She has to choke down so many unchristian words unsaid😂

  • @Pass179
    @Pass179 Жыл бұрын

    I did that a few years ago..answered every question with scripture.

  • @laurickamadi
    @laurickamadi Жыл бұрын

    Amazing delivery 😂

  • @qww760
    @qww7606 ай бұрын

    I had to snooze two of my inlaws for a while. They arr super nice people, just happen to have a lot to say on Facebook. One of them always posts something like “at doctor’s again! Prayers needed!!!” or “wow, just wow!” over something as small as a hangnail 😂

  • @teshamanning6606
    @teshamanning6606 Жыл бұрын

    Funny funny 😂 & True😩 lol

  • @moonsting
    @moonsting Жыл бұрын

    Wow 🔥too good 🔥

  • @MONICAANICA
    @MONICAANICA Жыл бұрын

    Great 😍

  • @THORFXMX
    @THORFXMX Жыл бұрын

    Funny

  • @evenberg8499
    @evenberg8499 Жыл бұрын

    I don't tell secrets or spill my beans. I am a sceptic, and I don't trust anyone.

  • @froggie316
    @froggie316 Жыл бұрын

    great video liked and shared

  • @rolandd5397
    @rolandd5397 Жыл бұрын

    I am watching this on my phone 😅

  • @m0dNaR4lyfe
    @m0dNaR4lyfe Жыл бұрын

    Go GOD!!!!...☺️.....HE always wins!👑....Good set!💯..😂 guy..

  • @realemonful

    @realemonful

    Жыл бұрын

    Satan is loving it!

  • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

    @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@realemonfulyou didn't tell us your mother was watching.

  • @LL-lj1kq

    @LL-lj1kq

    Жыл бұрын

    @@realemonful…Nah, he’s cringing.

  • @bobberndt9744
    @bobberndt9744 Жыл бұрын

    Face palm 🤦‍♂️ Not Facebook

  • @sweetpea775
    @sweetpea775 Жыл бұрын

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @adventureswithmymother
    @adventureswithmymother Жыл бұрын

    I am so glad you where quoting the bible in such a place

  • @ThisgirltalksGod
    @ThisgirltalksGod9 ай бұрын

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @Angel-yl1ck
    @Angel-yl1ck Жыл бұрын

    I quit Facebook a long time ago, but I spend time on twitter now.

  • @TheLadymiss22

    @TheLadymiss22

    Жыл бұрын

    No arguments on Twitter 🤔

  • @AaronFinchGuitar
    @AaronFinchGuitar Жыл бұрын

    "If it is possible, as much as depends on you, live peaceably with all men." - Romans 12:18

  • @cynthiaraper868
    @cynthiaraper868 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😹😂🤣

  • @donaldreason5664
    @donaldreason5664 Жыл бұрын

    BREASON FANTASTIC... I LOVE THE BIBLE VERSES HE USED.. IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING THE ARGUMENT THOUGH...IT'S. ABOUT THE TRUTH OF GOD'S WORD HE SHARED.... ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @user-ep5re2sj9s
    @user-ep5re2sj9s Жыл бұрын

    Im in.

  • @lephilistin
    @lephilistin Жыл бұрын

    People, unless you work on the road or something, you don’t need a cell phone. You’re on screens enough as it is. (It’s been three since my last phone).

  • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

    @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

    Жыл бұрын

    Someone left you in charge of determining who should have a cell phone?

  • @NotMyFaultYouAreStupid

    @NotMyFaultYouAreStupid

    Жыл бұрын

    Lol, you are the cell phone police? The irony is you are probably on your phone on your couch while making this comment.

  • @lephilistin

    @lephilistin

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qtno, I'm just sharing my experience. you do you.

  • @spookyhead1
    @spookyhead1 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KINDANDA87
    @KINDANDA878 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brittanycollier2320
    @brittanycollier2320 Жыл бұрын

    Do not make fun of epilepsy, you will get canceled as we are a protected class of people.

  • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

    @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

    Жыл бұрын

    What a load of crap.

  • @edithdlp8045

    @edithdlp8045

    Жыл бұрын

    I am epileptic 😥 😔

  • @brittanycollier2320

    @brittanycollier2320

    Жыл бұрын

    @@edithdlp8045 so am i. I am sorry for the jerk wad who commented, i reported him.

  • @NotMyFaultYouAreStupid

    @NotMyFaultYouAreStupid

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey look, it's the speech police.

  • @girlonaswing9439

    @girlonaswing9439

    Жыл бұрын

    I am too. It's COMEDY!!!! Relax a little

  • @Antonia777fly
    @Antonia777fly Жыл бұрын

    I quit fb 2 1/2 years ago…

  • @Love.Yourself.1976
    @Love.Yourself.1976 Жыл бұрын

    No more. 😮

  • @ibidesign
    @ibidesign Жыл бұрын

    I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create EVIL: I the Lord do all these things. --- Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)

  • @MrsGreen_Apple
    @MrsGreen_Apple Жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😅🙃❤️

  • @stephm5877
    @stephm5877 Жыл бұрын

    He should've also quoted Deuteronomy 13:1-5 & 18:22.

  • @denaf8311
    @denaf83117 ай бұрын

    Who is Casey?

  • @glenpolen5562
    @glenpolen5562 Жыл бұрын

    FANTASTIC and EXCELLENT. The best 11 minutes. I really enjoyed thiis guy. What a wonderful way to share GOD and bible versus with others, to Praise GODS name and to admit being a CHRISTIAN. How creative and a wonderful way to praise GOD at this comedians job, and in his hilarious comedy. GOD BLESS YOU, SIR. AMEN I love his comedy.

  • @einzelgalger52223
    @einzelgalger52223 Жыл бұрын

    2 Timothy 2:23-24 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil 1 Corinthians 11:16 If anyone is inclined to be contentious, we have no such practice, nor do the churches of God.

  • @beefybmw9532
    @beefybmw9532 Жыл бұрын

    You know he’s old because he’s addicted to Facebook… Facebook is dying

  • @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

    @GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt

    Жыл бұрын

    Says the guy who grew up on my space.

  • @stevetrevino5346
    @stevetrevino5346 Жыл бұрын

    It's a dopamine hit you get from likes. I don't care enough about what people think so no hits for me.

  • @BigBri550
    @BigBri550 Жыл бұрын

    5:30 All I have to say is 1John 2:16. "For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world."

  • @wickedbasket8858

    @wickedbasket8858

    Жыл бұрын

    God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that who so ever believes in him shall not perish but have ever lasting life That's enough. We were not made to be perfect. God gave us free will. He knew we'd make mistakes. God is merciful.

  • @BigBri550

    @BigBri550

    Жыл бұрын

    @@wickedbasket8858 1John 2:15 "Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him."

  • @MamaTtoB-P
    @MamaTtoB-P Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leecherlarry
    @leecherlarry Жыл бұрын

    similar to maniscalco

  • @heathermiller5765

    @heathermiller5765

    Жыл бұрын

    He reminded me of him but I couldn't remember the name. Meanwhile Sebastian himself at one point looked a lot like Seinfeld 😄

  • @darleneholtrop4532
    @darleneholtrop4532 Жыл бұрын

    Matthew 25:40 And the King will answer them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers,[a] you did it to me.’

  • @robmc120
    @robmc120 Жыл бұрын

    Gotta record those verses, might be handy online someday! May the triune, infallible, omniscient God bless you with faith in Him, not fallible man’s limited knowledge of theories.

  • @cc3775

    @cc3775

    Жыл бұрын

    The Father is not triune

  • @robmc120

    @robmc120

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cc3775 "The Father is not triune" I didnt say the Father is, i said the triune God.

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