How To Win A Fight On Facebook. Mike Parenti
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Mike Parenti is here to teach you how to win a fight on facebook. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Mike Parenti talks about fighting on facebook and how to win basically any argument. Whether you're someone who enjoys fighting online, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Mike Parenti is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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Пікірлер: 199
This man is miles ahead of the curve. 😂
@prelexia1
Жыл бұрын
Miles
This crowd didn't get behind him like they should have. He was funny 😂
The scripture based “arguments” are actually very admirable! All believers should be able to quote The Word that way, but most know more movie quotes and song lyrics than actual Scripture.
@GODISREALNEVERFAKE
Жыл бұрын
I have had a scripture fight and all I did was quote scripture and these ex Amish people still wanted to deny Christ. He denied scripture.
@concepcionledezma5027
Жыл бұрын
Amen! Too many professing Christians can quote movie lines better than God's Word. It shows what is lord of their lives, instead of the Lord.
@mewmew8932
11 ай бұрын
@@concepcionledezma5027 worth
Quoting scripture in a comedy routine... unleashing peace, healing, strength and love on an unsuspecting audience.
@heathermiller5765
Жыл бұрын
Well he was performing in Utah, so definitely fitting 😁
@jasoncourtright8886
Жыл бұрын
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉@@heathermiller5765
He was really good. Didnt get the audiences credit like he really should have!
Proverbial Truth
There are already people who don't believe their life is happening if they haven't posted it. Sad, but true.
Funny, but a lot of scary truth in this too. Great set.
I may have won fights on social media this way also 😂 God’s Word is sharper than a double edged sword. 🤺
@sandramiller2792
Жыл бұрын
So true!
This guy is a gold 😂. Wish I could get to see him live.
@matcoolguy6681
Жыл бұрын
Funny the change in context between live (as in live wire) and live (as in living).
@chanthana7694
Жыл бұрын
heteronyms
The irony that most of us will be watching this on our phones
@lindamills6192
Жыл бұрын
Exactly! My thought exactly😅
@ordinarryalien
Жыл бұрын
Speak for yourself, I use the chip in my brain.
@clicheguevara5282
Жыл бұрын
I’m proud to say that I have zero social media accounts on my phone - or anywhere else for that matter.
@ordinarryalien
Жыл бұрын
@@clicheguevara5282 👀 Oh, are you sure?
@heathermiller5765
Жыл бұрын
Well yeah, not like I can make it to Provo or anything lol
Revolutionary concept: Don't put social media on your phone. If it comes pre-installed, DELETE IT.
Jesus bless this man! He has it!
Very funny amico Mio. I love the Italian joke , gonna have to use it but I'll tell I heard from a paisano. Here's another Bible verse... Kidding but I have to agree 💯% that using scripture in an argument is the best weapon. God's Word is the sword ⚔️, amen and hallelujah. God's blessings to you and your family GUMBA ✝️🛐🎁🔥🤟🎶🎶🎶🤣🤣
@realemonful
Жыл бұрын
Not if you're using it for arguments
I win all my Facebook fights by not ever looking at Facebook.
Weak audience; sharp comedian! Keep it up, do not be discouraged!
This guy is pretty funny. I like his bible quotes bit and I'm not even religious.
@edithdlp8045
Жыл бұрын
I loved it and am not religious either.
@robmc120
Жыл бұрын
"God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness" (Romans 1:18)
@ericvulgate
Жыл бұрын
The bibble does not win arguments.
@clicheguevara5282
Жыл бұрын
Neither am I, but I’m a fan of trolling and this guy is a master. 😂
@declamatory
Жыл бұрын
Even atheists are "religious".
Dangit!! I gotta memorize Bible verses so I can do this!! 😂
Dry bar finds some of the best talent 👍
He is very funny! Love his mannerisms
You have definitely won
Excellent answers. You won by a million miles!!!!!Great job.😂🤣😅
Totally awesome! Loved the comeback spiritually speaking of course
@LL-lj1kq
Жыл бұрын
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😂 I love the fb responses! Hilarious true stories. ❤
Brilliant. I think God is pleased.
I love this comedy. It's daring and funny and RIGHT! You won!!! =P
Proverbs is lit.
Love this. He's so funny.
I need to write down his Scripture fight!! :) He is gold.
funny LoL
Somebody hide this man. He knows too much.
@garciamadrid9040
Жыл бұрын
But don’t censored him! He’s a man of God.
Funny guy 😂😂😂😂
This is great
Smashing! Absolutely brilliant!👍👍👍👍👍
Great!
I don't start looking for my phone until 7 pm when I do my dailies in my games until then it's just wherever I set it last or it's dead somewhere because I forgot to charge it.. yes steal my phone, I will search for a good three or four minutes before going back to my computer and writing stories. Then I will eventually look for it again. No what people should really do is hide someone's prescription lenses I promise you funniest day of their lives I am sure. "Hey has anyone seen my glasses?" I can't find them obviously because I am almost blind okay.
LoL! He's right. I did that to a "Christian?" Friend who put my life in danger and would not stop calling and texting so I just texted Bible scriptures back and it worked after about a week!🤣
Love it!
He hasn't met my mom, she forgets practically everything😑😭. I could tell her something right now and in a few minutes later she will forget, no she does not have all timers or dementia😑, thankfully🙏.
@laughteraddict1003
Жыл бұрын
Alzheimers not all timers. All timers is not a thing !
@soldieroftruth77
Жыл бұрын
@@laughteraddict1003old timers is 😂
@karinberonius8799
Жыл бұрын
@laughteraddict1003 Yes, it is.
Love this ❤
Best comedy bit ever, glory to God ALMIGHTY and Jesus Christ!
i'm kinda like that with twitter, and i do post scriptural quotes. LOL
Great job Mike !!! LOL!!!! :)
It's funny, but sad because it's true. There is absolutely such a thing as social media addiction. Phone game addiction too.
Oh I love this
funny and natural
Well I'm blown away by all this great feedback thank you everybody and God bless you all
😂
LOVE the first 4 mins 15 secs! ✔💯👏👏👏👍
You are well versed in the proverbs, God Bless You
Excellent!!!!!
Love this guy!!’
I'm a Jehovah Witness, and that joke had me crying. 😂😂
@Mr.WonderJames
Жыл бұрын
And also as someone who is familiar with these texts I was rolling(literally) the entire time
I like Mike! Great guy, and religious.
Definitely funny please more
Proof you don't have to be filthy to be funny!
Wow he is a keeper .. funny guy
I'm taking notes as I'm listening to this 🤣
Don’t have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels. And the Lord’s servant must not be quarrelsome but must be kind to everyone, able to teach, not resentful. -2 Timothy 2:23-24
This guy is GOOD!
A lady from my small group is an Italian. She has to choke down so many unchristian words unsaid😂
I did that a few years ago..answered every question with scripture.
Amazing delivery 😂
I had to snooze two of my inlaws for a while. They arr super nice people, just happen to have a lot to say on Facebook. One of them always posts something like “at doctor’s again! Prayers needed!!!” or “wow, just wow!” over something as small as a hangnail 😂
Funny funny 😂 & True😩 lol
Wow 🔥too good 🔥
Great 😍
Funny
I don't tell secrets or spill my beans. I am a sceptic, and I don't trust anyone.
great video liked and shared
I am watching this on my phone 😅
Go GOD!!!!...☺️.....HE always wins!👑....Good set!💯..😂 guy..
@realemonful
Жыл бұрын
Satan is loving it!
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
Жыл бұрын
@@realemonfulyou didn't tell us your mother was watching.
@LL-lj1kq
Жыл бұрын
@@realemonful…Nah, he’s cringing.
Face palm 🤦♂️ Not Facebook
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I am so glad you where quoting the bible in such a place
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I quit Facebook a long time ago, but I spend time on twitter now.
@TheLadymiss22
Жыл бұрын
No arguments on Twitter 🤔
"If it is possible, as much as depends on you, live peaceably with all men." - Romans 12:18
😂😂😂😹😂🤣
BREASON FANTASTIC... I LOVE THE BIBLE VERSES HE USED.. IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING THE ARGUMENT THOUGH...IT'S. ABOUT THE TRUTH OF GOD'S WORD HE SHARED.... ❤❤❤❤❤
Im in.
People, unless you work on the road or something, you don’t need a cell phone. You’re on screens enough as it is. (It’s been three since my last phone).
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
Жыл бұрын
Someone left you in charge of determining who should have a cell phone?
@NotMyFaultYouAreStupid
Жыл бұрын
Lol, you are the cell phone police? The irony is you are probably on your phone on your couch while making this comment.
@lephilistin
Жыл бұрын
@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qtno, I'm just sharing my experience. you do you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Do not make fun of epilepsy, you will get canceled as we are a protected class of people.
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
Жыл бұрын
What a load of crap.
@edithdlp8045
Жыл бұрын
I am epileptic 😥 😔
@brittanycollier2320
Жыл бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 so am i. I am sorry for the jerk wad who commented, i reported him.
@NotMyFaultYouAreStupid
Жыл бұрын
Hey look, it's the speech police.
@girlonaswing9439
Жыл бұрын
I am too. It's COMEDY!!!! Relax a little
I quit fb 2 1/2 years ago…
No more. 😮
I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create EVIL: I the Lord do all these things. --- Isaiah 45:7 (King James Version)
😂🤣😅🙃❤️
He should've also quoted Deuteronomy 13:1-5 & 18:22.
Who is Casey?
FANTASTIC and EXCELLENT. The best 11 minutes. I really enjoyed thiis guy. What a wonderful way to share GOD and bible versus with others, to Praise GODS name and to admit being a CHRISTIAN. How creative and a wonderful way to praise GOD at this comedians job, and in his hilarious comedy. GOD BLESS YOU, SIR. AMEN I love his comedy.
2 Timothy 2:23-24 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil 1 Corinthians 11:16 If anyone is inclined to be contentious, we have no such practice, nor do the churches of God.
You know he’s old because he’s addicted to Facebook… Facebook is dying
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
Жыл бұрын
Says the guy who grew up on my space.
It's a dopamine hit you get from likes. I don't care enough about what people think so no hits for me.
5:30 All I have to say is 1John 2:16. "For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world."
@wickedbasket8858
Жыл бұрын
God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that who so ever believes in him shall not perish but have ever lasting life That's enough. We were not made to be perfect. God gave us free will. He knew we'd make mistakes. God is merciful.
@BigBri550
Жыл бұрын
@@wickedbasket8858 1John 2:15 "Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him."
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similar to maniscalco
@heathermiller5765
Жыл бұрын
He reminded me of him but I couldn't remember the name. Meanwhile Sebastian himself at one point looked a lot like Seinfeld 😄
Matthew 25:40 And the King will answer them, ‘Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers,[a] you did it to me.’
Gotta record those verses, might be handy online someday! May the triune, infallible, omniscient God bless you with faith in Him, not fallible man’s limited knowledge of theories.
@cc3775
Жыл бұрын
The Father is not triune
@robmc120
Жыл бұрын
@@cc3775 "The Father is not triune" I didnt say the Father is, i said the triune God.