How To Tell if You're a Basic Bitch

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If You Have These Symptoms, You Might Be a Basic Bitch.
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cast
Doctor - Patrick Warburton
Lucy - Emily Axford
Gerald - Brian Murphy
crew
Director - Paul Briganti
Writer - Brian Murphy
Producer - Dan Siegel
Editor - Kent Kincannon
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Assistant Production Manager - Sam Kirkpatrick
Casting Director - Chrissy Fiorilli-Ellington
Art Director - Caitlin Williams
Hair and Makeup - Michele Dawn Sweeney
Production Coordinator - Emily Suvanvej
1st Assistant Director - Matt McKinnon
Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett
1st Assistant Camera - Ryan Hogue
2nd Assistant Camera - Michaela Angelique
Gaffer - Tyler Bell
Key Grip - Noah Flippo
Swing - Marcus Caracci
Dave Hoffman
Post Production Supervisor - Evan Watkins
Post Production Coordinator - Andrew Mallonee
Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Christine Rodriguez
Production Assistant - William Kreisberg
Intern - Scott Gallopo
Katie Marovitch
Director of Photography - Elie Smolkin

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  • @ERICROJO156
    @ERICROJO1568 жыл бұрын

    "we know what happened in Vegas. You got drunk, and danced with each other". Pure gold.

  • @Minds15able

    @Minds15able

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jean-Luc Picard Just genius

  • @flatplant

    @flatplant

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Jean-Luc Picard And then took dp from midgets on the back of an Elephant at Circus Circus.

  • @Last_Descendant

    @Last_Descendant

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jean-Luc Picard Pure gold indeed. I laughed my ass off at that one lol.

  • @sophie-ig4py

    @sophie-ig4py

    6 жыл бұрын

    not anymore

  • @sanpevo9951

    @sanpevo9951

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fucking accurate lmao

  • @GermaeAnne
    @GermaeAnne4 жыл бұрын

    In the most serious voice with a lot of gravitas: "That's some unoriginal ratchet shit right there"

  • @zehrazahoor7855

    @zehrazahoor7855

    3 жыл бұрын

    Woah! how come this comment have no reply

  • @warface4881

    @warface4881

    2 жыл бұрын

    Best line.

  • @nonameronin1

    @nonameronin1

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a good line, but I'm thinking whoever wrote it doesn't know what "ratchet" means.

  • @alri1054

    @alri1054

    Жыл бұрын

    That was the Moment when Sam Reisch became Walter White

  • @YesTHATJohnSmith

    @YesTHATJohnSmith

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nonameronin1 You're right--- it'd be a good thing if more people'd see "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". (Heck, I'd make it required viewing in Literature class.) 😉

  • @XRavenHunt
    @XRavenHunt4 жыл бұрын

    I hope she doesn't have a "Live, Love, Laugh" sign at her house. That amount of basic is impossible to cure.

  • @mr.q337

    @mr.q337

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh god, thats the final state of being basic. R.I.P

  • @dist0rted320

    @dist0rted320

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mr.q337 AKA the first stage of Karenism/Karendom.

  • @notatheist

    @notatheist

    3 жыл бұрын

    My wife put that on the wall! I don’t know what to do. She’s lost forever.

  • @fernandod4046

    @fernandod4046

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh no. I think that crap came with the house. I should take that down.

  • @christopherhughes9787

    @christopherhughes9787

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about "Faith" "Love" and "Family"? Is there any coming back from that?

  • @andyd3447
    @andyd34474 жыл бұрын

    The fact that this is still relevant 6 years later...

  • @dwightschrute235

    @dwightschrute235

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your welcome 100 likes

  • @andyd3447

    @andyd3447

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dwightschrute235 lol

  • @BorisMalemo

    @BorisMalemo

    3 жыл бұрын

    7 years after

  • @DeathnoteBB

    @DeathnoteBB

    2 жыл бұрын

    Defender of the Basic says otherwise

  • @allwhatilove914

    @allwhatilove914

    9 ай бұрын

    It has been almost 10 years and still relevant

  • @gaminggumba8191
    @gaminggumba81915 жыл бұрын

    I love how serious the doctor is

  • @KILLGAMERSCOOT4LIFE

    @KILLGAMERSCOOT4LIFE

    5 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warburton

  • @bfm2194

    @bfm2194

    5 жыл бұрын

    Some unoriginal ratchet shit right there

  • @Sorugue

    @Sorugue

    5 жыл бұрын

    Good ol Joe Swanson rofl

  • @elykspuz6596

    @elykspuz6596

    4 жыл бұрын

    Seriously it's Warburtons voice.

  • @barackobama6406

    @barackobama6406

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ey, Peter!

  • @jberczi6
    @jberczi68 жыл бұрын

    "That's some unoriginal ratchet shit right there."

  • @justsuzaku

    @justsuzaku

    8 жыл бұрын

    best line ever

  • @AllenP12

    @AllenP12

    7 жыл бұрын

    This killed me

  • @MalakMacabre

    @MalakMacabre

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like that the word "ratchet" is dying out. Especially since it's a tool and "wretched" is the word people should be saying.

  • @milascave2

    @milascave2

    6 жыл бұрын

    I thought that the reference was to "Nurse Ratchet" from "One flew over the cookoo's nest," because she wore a nurse costume. But hm, not very basic, is it?

  • @Fallingmonsters

    @Fallingmonsters

    6 жыл бұрын

    Interesting catch !

  • @heathsartorius5844
    @heathsartorius58443 жыл бұрын

    I'll never forget showing this to my ex-girlfriend and her saying it's offensive then showing her the "basic bro" skit right after and her saying "now THIS is funny"

  • @norreras343

    @norreras343

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ugh... Feel sorry

  • @silverhamster8421

    @silverhamster8421

    2 жыл бұрын

    Glad she's your ex

  • @cabreram.4734

    @cabreram.4734

    Жыл бұрын

    Suhh basic.

  • @GEOFFAMORTON

    @GEOFFAMORTON

    Жыл бұрын

    “The Kiss” was art…

  • @Elthenar

    @Elthenar

    Жыл бұрын

    I did not know there was also a basic bro skit. Going to the search bar right fucking now.

  • @haythoven1
    @haythoven14 жыл бұрын

    “Hashtag ‘caffeine’... where did you come up with that?” I’m dead

  • @jkvs4448
    @jkvs44487 жыл бұрын

    "…yeah. You basic." Patrick Warburton is the master of deadpan.

  • @WaldoTheWombat

    @WaldoTheWombat

    5 жыл бұрын

    JKVS444 what's deadpan?

  • @MrZurginator

    @MrZurginator

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@WaldoTheWombat not showing emotion aka Not giving a shit

  • @WaldoTheWombat

    @WaldoTheWombat

    5 жыл бұрын

    MrZurginator thanks

  • @savagesalvage9449

    @savagesalvage9449

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@WaldoTheWombat Nick Offerman is a close second

  • @omarsharif927

    @omarsharif927

    5 жыл бұрын

    I want that on a t-shirt

  • @Jayjee762
    @Jayjee7625 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warburton looks like his voice

  • @paulpolpiboon9535

    @paulpolpiboon9535

    5 жыл бұрын

    LOLLL

  • @stevenbradburncomedy

    @stevenbradburncomedy

    5 жыл бұрын

    Best thing I have read today lol

  • @Cam-rt3jo

    @Cam-rt3jo

    5 жыл бұрын

    He really does! 😂 I never really noticed that.

  • @bolognivm

    @bolognivm

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes, the comically serious manliness.

  • @simnikiwehlatshaneni6765

    @simnikiwehlatshaneni6765

    4 жыл бұрын

    This comment is extremely true

  • @repealthepatriotact
    @repealthepatriotact10 ай бұрын

    How in the actual fck does Patrick Warburton not have a killer movie career? He's absolutely hilarious. You could make him the costar and he would take any lines you gave him and steal the movie. He's got that voice and that combined serious/sarcastic tone and delivery that you can't get enough of. The live action Tick was so effing funny because of him, if more people had been aware of it, and had watched it, it would have never been cancelled. Seriously underrated show, go watch it.

  • @sagemckeand3716

    @sagemckeand3716

    9 ай бұрын

    I miss that show so much! I wish they had made more episodes.... The first time I heard "I am BatManuel" I about hit the floor laughing so hard! But Warburton was just PERFECTION in the role of The Tick!

  • @anitafoxworth6564

    @anitafoxworth6564

    2 ай бұрын

    He not a ass kisser clearly

  • @CommanderNixon
    @CommanderNixon3 жыл бұрын

    Hearing Lemony Snicket say "Thats some ratchet ass shit right there" kills me

  • @deactivatedperson3759

    @deactivatedperson3759

    3 жыл бұрын

    THAT'S WHO THAT IS thank you

  • @alastorbutwithagun

    @alastorbutwithagun

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@deactivatedperson3759 he's also kronk (:

  • @gsomslayer

    @gsomslayer

    3 жыл бұрын

    you mean patrick warburton-?

  • @CommanderNixon

    @CommanderNixon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gsomslayer Yeah I just wanted to be cheeky with it

  • @gsomslayer

    @gsomslayer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CommanderNixon oh pffft

  • @hippieJ
    @hippieJ5 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t mean to be so sensitive; it’s a Pisces thing” 😂🤣

  • @redmacbeth5198

    @redmacbeth5198

    5 жыл бұрын

    hippie J I love how disgusted tedward is after she says it

  • @cloudy9427

    @cloudy9427

    5 жыл бұрын

    My b days in march

  • @mohammedyounes222

    @mohammedyounes222

    5 жыл бұрын

    that's the most basic shit ever

  • @sidharthabhimanyu9210

    @sidharthabhimanyu9210

    4 жыл бұрын

    I dont know wther its only me , but these pisces people are really unbelievable they are either too much of positivity or they are the meanest people on earth

  • @adharshc4871

    @adharshc4871

    4 жыл бұрын

    What does it mean?

  • @rachitanayak_
    @rachitanayak_4 жыл бұрын

    I lost it when the doctor said "Yeah, you basic."

  • @rachitanayak_

    @rachitanayak_

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Littletime839 that makes you basic too then.

  • @user-wg8nb2uj8y

    @user-wg8nb2uj8y

    4 жыл бұрын

    Basic bitches on my sight 😎

  • @dindings

    @dindings

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is David puddy from Seinfeld

  • @rachitanayak_

    @rachitanayak_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dindings thanks

  • @brentondisbrowe1435

    @brentondisbrowe1435

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's some ratchet shit

  • @GameInDorf
    @GameInDorf2 жыл бұрын

    I need an extended/reboot-ish version of this that has Brennan's Defender of the Basic chime in towards the end, leading to a scene with the Doctor sipping a Pumpkin Spiced Latte on his sofa in his "Sexy" sweat pants, beneath his "Live, Love, Laugh" sign.

  • @bdaarmy9736

    @bdaarmy9736

    7 ай бұрын

    Just to give it a dash of cringe.

  • @adm_ezri
    @adm_ezri4 жыл бұрын

    This is the best cast vid ever made by college humour. How did y'all afford Warburton srsly

  • @sumitrana2420

    @sumitrana2420

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was back when they had money and funding. Now they are a standalone company

  • @aztecpatrick

    @aztecpatrick

    2 жыл бұрын

    So you haven't seen Patton Oswalt as the Penguin?

  • @sneakyzebra
    @sneakyzebra10 жыл бұрын

    Anything with Patrick Warburton & his voice wins for me.

  • @Sly64Wii

    @Sly64Wii

    10 жыл бұрын

    With your own theme music too.

  • @ryancarter2959

    @ryancarter2959

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sneaky Zebra he's the whole reason I watched this

  • @osamasiddiqi1583

    @osamasiddiqi1583

    6 жыл бұрын

    Woodshadow too much details 😂💔

  • @liamdavison3298

    @liamdavison3298

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sneaky Zebra I

  • @__nintendhoe__9418

    @__nintendhoe__9418

    6 жыл бұрын

    Sneaky Zebra XD

  • @CultWhatever
    @CultWhatever4 жыл бұрын

    “I feel like I’m in Love Actually.” “I want to divorce you.”

  • @TheNickyNik2

    @TheNickyNik2

    4 жыл бұрын

    That ending... so mean. She's just basic.

  • @Zealant

    @Zealant

    4 жыл бұрын

    Brofeez cool! What’s wrong with pointing out one’s favorite part?

  • @agiidandelion9518

    @agiidandelion9518

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Brofeez They just posted a funny part of the video, it's a really common thing to do. OP is a basic bitch. Haha, just kidding.

  • @ianbell9041

    @ianbell9041

    4 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit I read this line as he said it. Literally word for word at the exact same time.

  • @stevenhatcher9133

    @stevenhatcher9133

    4 жыл бұрын

    When you basic mom gets divorced after a doctor's appointment

  • @Sam-bs1ke
    @Sam-bs1ke4 жыл бұрын

    “I gave you that Friends box set for Christmas”

  • @callen8908
    @callen8908 Жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warburtun has one awesome voice and great comedic delivery. “You’ll never be a bad bitch” prognosis was killer

  • @outofpocket72
    @outofpocket728 жыл бұрын

    "Lucy do have any idea when maybe you first came in contact with all this basic shit?" lmao

  • @SuburbanProprane

    @SuburbanProprane

    8 жыл бұрын

    "That's some unoriginal ratchet shit" hahaha

  • @redjeik

    @redjeik

    8 жыл бұрын

    lmfao that line killed me, just the delivery

  • @bob.3400

    @bob.3400

    6 жыл бұрын

    The internet

  • @drewterrill1194

    @drewterrill1194

    6 жыл бұрын

    I deadass saw this as he said it

  • @enriquesuarez7113

    @enriquesuarez7113

    Жыл бұрын

    hahaha

  • @JessHart006
    @JessHart0065 жыл бұрын

    Warburton's delivery is just so spot on. Serious, genial, paternal, just a /touch/ patronizing in the smile, then with a deadpan play on any line including the word "basic".

  • @Sorugue

    @Sorugue

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's why hes one of the most unappreciated G.O.A.Ts

  • @michelleabrams4472

    @michelleabrams4472

    2 жыл бұрын

    he is brilliant

  • @killermurderer2208

    @killermurderer2208

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah that's right

  • @sophiefrancis8295

    @sophiefrancis8295

    11 ай бұрын

    I didn’t know who that was so when I read your comment before watching the video I thought you were talking about bread.

  • @MatthewTheWanderer

    @MatthewTheWanderer

    9 ай бұрын

    And his iconic voice makes his spot on delivery even better!

  • @DodaGarcia
    @DodaGarcia4 жыл бұрын

    The doctor is fantastic "We know what happened in Vegas, you got drunk and danced" lmao

  • @glennhoward4548

    @glennhoward4548

    2 жыл бұрын

    Putty

  • @Scorpiomaj27889
    @Scorpiomaj278893 жыл бұрын

    "I'm not like other girls" needs to be in this.

  • @kittykittybangbang9367

    @kittykittybangbang9367

    3 жыл бұрын

    So you either are a not like those other girls or a basic bitch?

  • @Scorpiomaj27889

    @Scorpiomaj27889

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kittykittybangbang9367 The "I'm not like other girls" girls are usually EXACTLY like the other girls. Most people don't need to explain they're different, because everyone realizes it pretty quickly or they're not self aware enough to vocalize it.

  • @djinnxx7050

    @djinnxx7050

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes... The ultimate red flag. How many guys got burned by that chick.

  • @emunknown3395
    @emunknown33955 жыл бұрын

    *four years later puts out a "defender of the basic" video*

  • @nikoincroatia

    @nikoincroatia

    5 жыл бұрын

    AKA "we grew up and we're tired of trying to be cool"

  • @zandaroos553

    @zandaroos553

    5 жыл бұрын

    nikoincroatia still wish they would do college-related humor, it’s just MillennialHumor now and us Gen-Zers can’t relate.

  • @toyotawakawaka1970

    @toyotawakawaka1970

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nikoincroatia Except the basic in this video is on a way more severe level than the basic in the new videos

  • @FirstnameLastname-es1ko

    @FirstnameLastname-es1ko

    5 жыл бұрын

    nikoincroatia yeah, aka we actually matured and stopped trying to think of every single way we can make ourselves feel better and put down others.

  • @animeking9716

    @animeking9716

    4 жыл бұрын

    Zandaroos I mean I kinda like new college humor they are experimenting and trying new things and owning it yeah sometimes they fail but I like that they aren’t afraid to try something else

  • @hamhawk2401
    @hamhawk24014 жыл бұрын

    “I am with you 100%.” “You are so sweet. I feel like I’m in Love, Actually.” “I want to divorce you.”

  • @MidnightDStroyer

    @MidnightDStroyer

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was the last basic straw that broke the basic camel's back.

  • @extenderreview

    @extenderreview

    Жыл бұрын

    get right of the bich when is early

  • @byusire
    @byusire Жыл бұрын

    "i have a bad bitch reputation to uphold" 😭😭

  • @zachrichard9440
    @zachrichard94404 жыл бұрын

    "yeahhhhhh....you basic"

  • @vhilofaye1618
    @vhilofaye16184 жыл бұрын

    I want to sleep in a bed made with the doctor’s voice.

  • @ohmygodbecky6829

    @ohmygodbecky6829

    4 жыл бұрын

    That is one sultry bed

  • @vhilofaye1618

    @vhilofaye1618

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god Becky Exactly

  • @lawrencedelacruz5980

    @lawrencedelacruz5980

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hes Joe from Family Guy

  • @TheOfficialTarynTots

    @TheOfficialTarynTots

    4 жыл бұрын

    He does the voice of Buzz Lightyear in the tv show (not movie)

  • @MyTubeofYouChannel

    @MyTubeofYouChannel

    4 жыл бұрын

    This is Kronk

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation88248 жыл бұрын

    "I feel like I'm in Love Actually" "I want to divorce you"

  • @Mels0103

    @Mels0103

    8 жыл бұрын

    Best part 😂

  • @sonnymcgrath4711

    @sonnymcgrath4711

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Meme Chan lol

  • @dimana-rosbelcheva3405

    @dimana-rosbelcheva3405

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Meme Chan lol

  • @blazerbluejeans7341

    @blazerbluejeans7341

    7 жыл бұрын

    I remember when I watched this video. Good times.

  • @jillsvideohole

    @jillsvideohole

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I too remember when I watched the video... Good times.

  • @pixelpudding3914
    @pixelpudding39143 жыл бұрын

    The way the doctor says “That’s some unoriginal ratchet shit right there” kills me

  • @Phillthy59
    @Phillthy598 жыл бұрын

    Not even a mention of hashtagging every word, over use of emoticons, lip fillers or ugly baseball caps.

  • @calistachan6998

    @calistachan6998

    7 жыл бұрын

    so essentially kylie jenner

  • @asimkiyani5998

    @asimkiyani5998

    7 жыл бұрын

    ɷ I Haveeee Watched Thissss Movieeee Leakeddd Version Heree : - t.co/SjZpZXw5gt

  • @hatsunereeeeeku

    @hatsunereeeeeku

    7 жыл бұрын

    Almost *EVERY* girl in our school even if it's a private school.

  • @clintgillespie8579
    @clintgillespie85795 жыл бұрын

    I can pick out Patrick Warburton's voice from anywhere. It's always like, "Is that Kronk?"

  • @robfab5204

    @robfab5204

    5 жыл бұрын

    Poison for kuzco, kuzco's poison

  • @DeadpoolX9

    @DeadpoolX9

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah, it's all coming together

  • @okeirany7652

    @okeirany7652

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@robfab5204 First, I'll turn him into a flea... a tiny little flea! Then I'll put that flea in a box, then I'll put that box in another box, then I'll mail that box to myself. And when it arrive? HaHA! *I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMA!* Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this! (Yes, I know they're separate scenes, and Eezma and Kronk are separate characters)

  • @moesan1987

    @moesan1987

    4 жыл бұрын

    Okeirany why do we even have that lever!

  • @calliopecarion7598

    @calliopecarion7598

    4 жыл бұрын

    *laughs innocently at Yzma's misfortune* IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?!

  • @califrexan
    @califrexan6 ай бұрын

    “Yeaaa …. You basic.” - that pause of sheer deadpan disdain face is just 👌

  • @TisBoiGoTSkiLLz
    @TisBoiGoTSkiLLz Жыл бұрын

    9 years later and this video still kills me. “Yeah… you basic”😂

  • @elvis316
    @elvis3168 жыл бұрын

    We know what happened in Vegas, you got drunk and danced together.

  • @dimana-rosbelcheva3405

    @dimana-rosbelcheva3405

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Ollie T. lol

  • @joed4622

    @joed4622

    7 жыл бұрын

    Joe dcostajoe@hotmail.com

  • @Veep_The_Goblin_Hermit

    @Veep_The_Goblin_Hermit

    7 жыл бұрын

    ***** because no one fucking cares

  • @qazmko22

    @qazmko22

    6 жыл бұрын

    elvis316 And "danced" is being very generous.

  • @janedoe1230
    @janedoe12308 жыл бұрын

    this was so well done, I wonder how they kept a straight face

  • @ScoopMeisterGeneral

    @ScoopMeisterGeneral

    6 жыл бұрын

    I believe it's called doing more than one take...

  • @LeOssiTrollterrible

    @LeOssiTrollterrible

    6 жыл бұрын

    ScoopMeisterGeneral ive read about this while it can be what you said it also most of the time involves uuhh whats it called something along the lines of "them being actors" or smth

  • @Anankin12

    @Anankin12

    6 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure they had to do it at elast 22 times before it came out right. Also, int final line you coukd hear the laughter creep into his voice

  • @__nintendhoe__9418

    @__nintendhoe__9418

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jane Doe XD

  • @CeiCie

    @CeiCie

    6 жыл бұрын

    LeOssiTrollterrible Lmao 🤣🤣

  • @ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
    @ciganyweaverandherperiwink62932 жыл бұрын

    I hope this never leaves the internet. I will never be able to watch this without laughing out loud, no matter how many times I watch it in my lifetime. Cheers for everyone involved in scripting and acting this skit out and thank you to the person who did the actual uploading of this clip! :D

  • @chrislferrell
    @chrislferrell9 ай бұрын

    "Yeah, you basic." at 1:08 😂

  • @qwertyd5331
    @qwertyd53314 жыл бұрын

    I screamed when he said “experimented with north face” 😂😂😂😂

  • @saptakmukherjee3051

    @saptakmukherjee3051

    4 жыл бұрын

    What is "North face"?

  • @qwertyd5331

    @qwertyd5331

    4 жыл бұрын

    Saptak Mukherjee it’s a clothing brand

  • @jaybiedayy3347

    @jaybiedayy3347

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@qwertyd5331 hiking clothing

  • @ngrader

    @ngrader

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@saptakmukherjee3051 Patagucci for basic bitches. (Patagonia clothing company)

  • @youareworthalot1228

    @youareworthalot1228

    7 ай бұрын

    Did you actually scream?!

  • @michaelstern5206
    @michaelstern520610 жыл бұрын

    The doctor's voice is marvellous.

  • @tomatoesandradiowire482

    @tomatoesandradiowire482

    10 жыл бұрын

    It's Patrick Warburton. Voice of Joe from Family Guy, Kronk from the Emporer's New Groove, etc. He's a legend.

  • @justinnesbit3948

    @justinnesbit3948

    10 жыл бұрын

    Marilyn Nixon Don't forget Puddy from Seinfeld!

  • @marilynnixon5913

    @marilynnixon5913

    10 жыл бұрын

    Justin Nesbit keysss???? How you gunna start it?

  • @penazmisa

    @penazmisa

    10 жыл бұрын

    Also that guy from Telltales poker game and he was in Ted

  • @CSayyah

    @CSayyah

    10 жыл бұрын

    Also the voice of Lok from the video game "The adventures of Tak and Lok."

  • @alliekat273
    @alliekat2734 жыл бұрын

    Whelp now I feel like re-watching all of The Series of Unfortunate Events tv series on Netflix. Curse you Patrick Warburton for being so great

  • @jarrodanderson2124
    @jarrodanderson212411 ай бұрын

    I love the look the husband shoots her when she says she's a sensitive pisces 🤣

  • @chrisbirch4150

    @chrisbirch4150

    6 ай бұрын

    The slight lip curl of disgust

  • @spomenploca
    @spomenploca8 жыл бұрын

    Damn, you got Patrick Warburton on this.

  • @qwert_au

    @qwert_au

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Željko Debeljak I was just thinking the same thing!

  • @AGrayPhantom

    @AGrayPhantom

    8 жыл бұрын

    He does lots of stuff like this. He's pretty cool that way.

  • @abubakrakram6208

    @abubakrakram6208

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Željko Debeljak He is the BEST. BEST.

  • @illxst7140

    @illxst7140

    8 жыл бұрын

    I only watched it because Patrick Warburton was in it

  • @Utomneian

    @Utomneian

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Željko Debeljak hell yeah, that is awesome :D

  • @KenMixtape
    @KenMixtape4 жыл бұрын

    only missing "You posed in front of wings painted on a building for Instagram."

  • @leemythic4400

    @leemythic4400

    4 жыл бұрын

    Haha yes, the new updated version!😁Its hilarious that basic bitches don't know they are still basic no matter what they do. Im sorry, not sorry

  • @user-dh1mc2nj5z

    @user-dh1mc2nj5z

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@leemythic4400 "sorry, not sorry" is also a very basic shit to say.. along with "it is what it is"

  • @effyiew7318

    @effyiew7318

    4 жыл бұрын

    Or also posting next to that neon sign that says, "Well behaved women rarely make history" There's a ton of those.

  • @ThomasJakobMusic

    @ThomasJakobMusic

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I speak fluent sarcasm" also.

  • @mashetskih

    @mashetskih

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh god yes i have a frenemy who does that

  • @a_donut
    @a_donut3 жыл бұрын

    ...seven years ago and IT STILL HOLDS UP

  • @globaljeff2004
    @globaljeff2004 Жыл бұрын

    "it's a pisces thing"😂

  • @jl4260
    @jl42609 жыл бұрын

    Don't forget obviously filtered selfies on instagram with the hashtag #nofilter

  • @dadgbe4834

    @dadgbe4834

    9 жыл бұрын

    And the "selfie" pictures of half a face.

  • @urIIez

    @urIIez

    9 жыл бұрын

    Or selfie of two people touching heads

  • @valiumdemon

    @valiumdemon

    9 жыл бұрын

    Foxy Williams ... Godammit.

  • @testy462

    @testy462

    9 жыл бұрын

    or... taking a selfie ever, using a hashtag...

  • @Ballsackhaver

    @Ballsackhaver

    9 жыл бұрын

    Or a selfie with someone taking a selfie in the background with the hashtag #GotYou !:3

  • @YTruls
    @YTruls8 жыл бұрын

    "i'll give you two a minute" *leaves the door wide open

  • @amatsu3989
    @amatsu39894 жыл бұрын

    The doctor sounds like lemony snicket from a series of unfortunate events

  • @leianaharris4343

    @leianaharris4343

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is him

  • @amatsu3989

    @amatsu3989

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@leianaharris4343 holy cow thank you for confirming this

  • @ljss6805
    @ljss68053 жыл бұрын

    The doctor's acting was so absurdly incredible.

  • @dumbvideosinc.9689

    @dumbvideosinc.9689

    Жыл бұрын

    Because he is an actor

  • @ljss6805

    @ljss6805

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dumbvideosinc.9689 And all actors are great at acting?

  • @Divinemartyr
    @Divinemartyr7 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at Patrick Warburton saying: "That's some unoriginal ratchet shit, right there."

  • @Divinemartyr

    @Divinemartyr

    7 жыл бұрын

    "Your so sweet... I feel like im in love actually..." "I want a divorce." I hang out with friends who want me to watch Love Actually. I refuse and they get mad. Are basic bitches zombies?

  • @RICE-lq1zc

    @RICE-lq1zc

    5 жыл бұрын

    Rancid

  • @PrideDefiler

    @PrideDefiler

    5 жыл бұрын

    @CryingBuddha - "wretched" NOT "ratchet" Ratchet is a device that is designed to allow a cog to rotate in one direction but locks in the opposite direction - eg. ratchet wrench. LOL

  • @SohanDsouza

    @SohanDsouza

    Жыл бұрын

    @@PrideDefiler No, "ratchet" is correct. It's a slang term for "unsophisticated" or, well, basic.

  • @PrideDefiler

    @PrideDefiler

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SohanDsouza Huh, I see - It's actually a slang derived from dialect of wretched LOL Ratchet is an slang term in US hip hop that, in its original sense, was a derogatory term used to refer to an uncouth woman, and may be a Louisianan dialect form of the word "wretched". The term has since been extended to have broader meanings and connotations and is no longer strictly bound by race or gender.

  • @arthursaey
    @arthursaey8 жыл бұрын

    "anything to prevent you from taking in that basic ass shit." The way he said that was pure audible chocolate

  • @staley101
    @staley101 Жыл бұрын

    Every so often I come back & rewatch these.

  • @stuarttonkin165
    @stuarttonkin1654 сағат бұрын

    Great use of sound, the sad piano chords, the pregnant pauses when the doctor speaks, the single up lift chord at 02:30, anc the switch to guitar to signify the end sequence. Superb work, sound engineer I salute you.

  • @kokob5157
    @kokob51578 жыл бұрын

    Is that fucking Kronk from Emperor's new school

  • @HalEmmerichOtacon

    @HalEmmerichOtacon

    8 жыл бұрын

    yes, it actually is him. XD

  • @0v0nevermore

    @0v0nevermore

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Koko B No it's Joe Swanson from Family Guy.

  • @patrickharris1340

    @patrickharris1340

    8 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warburton? Lol yes

  • @BoopBeBoopRobot

    @BoopBeBoopRobot

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Koko B I think you mean Emperor's New Groove.

  • @terraterminus4477

    @terraterminus4477

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Koko B yep

  • @ODST_Parker
    @ODST_Parker9 жыл бұрын

    This is how I know that I'm out of touch with my generation (thank God). I'm 20, I'm in college, and I have no fucking idea what this means.

  • @marcfitzgerald8068

    @marcfitzgerald8068

    9 жыл бұрын

    Thank god there is someone who isn't a god damn hipster, I like.

  • @ODST_Parker

    @ODST_Parker

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** I am a gamer, in fact, but I'm not much of an introvert. I keep to myself when I can, but not at the expense of my social life. I think it's simply because I think it doesn't make sense. I've seen a lot of weird trends, many based on social media, come and go, and I to avoid them like the plague. Most are illogical, nonsensical, or just plain stupid. I'm exposed to plenty of my generation and their "culture", but I tend to observe it rather than get involved.

  • @Ghostrage

    @Ghostrage

    9 жыл бұрын

    Jonathan Parker enjoy it bro. I'm the same way. I don't game at all, my thing is beats and music but I like to be a lone wolf and keep from others for long periods of time.

  • @dwc500

    @dwc500

    9 жыл бұрын

    I thought i was the only one

  • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers

    @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers

    9 жыл бұрын

    good news! You're a basic bitch,

  • @karteektavarageri5140
    @karteektavarageri51402 жыл бұрын

    How can the doctor be thug and professional simultaneously?

  • @jonarbuckle2894
    @jonarbuckle28943 жыл бұрын

    I just can’t stop imagining joe Swanson saying these things

  • @JeffPittman
    @JeffPittman8 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warburton is a voice acting behamoth. I only hope one day I'll get the chance to meet him and thank him personally for his contribution to media.

  • @syra1541

    @syra1541

    2 жыл бұрын

    I ACTUALLY GOT TO MEET HIM, he came to speak at my school, a classmate of mine is his nephew.

  • @Rick-nx3iy
    @Rick-nx3iy5 жыл бұрын

    She got so emotional... Damn someone throw her a Emmy

  • @AverageAwesomeDude

    @AverageAwesomeDude

    3 жыл бұрын

    an Emmyly Ill see myself out

  • @Dheifa

    @Dheifa

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AverageAwesomeDude Lmao

  • @ewoudzimmermanns8904

    @ewoudzimmermanns8904

    3 жыл бұрын

    Emmy for the most basic performance

  • @GaranNoDou298
    @GaranNoDou2983 жыл бұрын

    And then Brennan comes in many years later and shows the world the beauty of being basic..

  • @ltstar9612

    @ltstar9612

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love brennan

  • @onyinyechichukwuma689
    @onyinyechichukwuma6892 жыл бұрын

    This is my favourite CollegeHumor skit! I love it! 😁

  • @Jayskiallthewayski
    @Jayskiallthewayski6 жыл бұрын

    Can't go wrong with Patrick Warburton: "Yeah.....you basic" 😅😅😅

  • @KingAtheist
    @KingAtheist10 жыл бұрын

    "you'll never be a bad bitch" lol. Highlight of this whole sketch

  • @georgiacolvin7773
    @georgiacolvin7773 Жыл бұрын

    I think I might be a basic bitch because I keep coming back to rewatch this over the years...

  • @danielrobillard0407

    @danielrobillard0407

    Жыл бұрын

    omg lol so true, it was the golden age of C.H.

  • @willbearheart1356

    @willbearheart1356

    Жыл бұрын

    Any idea of when you first came into contact with all this basic shit?

  • @mrpankau
    @mrpankau Жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warburton absolutely kills in everything he does.

  • @Rohnon
    @Rohnon8 жыл бұрын

    The doctor was awesome

  • @BuyMyBeard

    @BuyMyBeard

    6 жыл бұрын

    Giant Dad its warburton. he voices Family guy's Joe

  • @pringlesman222

    @pringlesman222

    6 жыл бұрын

    want more. netflix a series of unfortunate events he is lemony snicket

  • @rukhsanazaidi629

    @rukhsanazaidi629

    6 жыл бұрын

    He’s hot.😍😘

  • @michaeloconnor5904

    @michaeloconnor5904

    6 жыл бұрын

    ^ "Yeahhhhhh, you basic"

  • @rukhsanazaidi629

    @rukhsanazaidi629

    6 жыл бұрын

    Michael O'Connor LOL how so???

  • @tetrulz
    @tetrulz8 жыл бұрын

    I am sure she is carrying a Michael Kors handbag.

  • @pcarebear1

    @pcarebear1

    8 жыл бұрын

    don't forget the huge MK watch too :D

  • @ariellhsu7011

    @ariellhsu7011

    8 жыл бұрын

    Or a Louis Vuitton bag lol

  • @suusweet1

    @suusweet1

    8 жыл бұрын

    wtf does every basic bitch have a Michael Kors bag?!

  • @Bobbenissimo

    @Bobbenissimo

    7 жыл бұрын

    Black pants, white top and some sunglasses? Yeah... That's basic.

  • @nuckymancini7013

    @nuckymancini7013

    7 жыл бұрын

    Cheap=Fake Class

  • @lavieestbelle6530
    @lavieestbelle65304 жыл бұрын

    Things that kill your braincells: Stress Sleep Deprevation Carbon Monoxide And BasicBitchHumor

  • @sam9974
    @sam99742 жыл бұрын

    The doctor is literally the opposite of the Basic Knight, Defender of the Basic

  • @jonathanvian2607
    @jonathanvian26076 жыл бұрын

    You guys understand the irony of qouting the same jokes in the comment sections right?

  • @JK-vp2ux

    @JK-vp2ux

    5 жыл бұрын

    They don't. That's why it's funny.

  • @patmanguy9610

    @patmanguy9610

    5 жыл бұрын

    *quoting*

  • @anonym58063

    @anonym58063

    5 жыл бұрын

    yeah... we basic

  • @Jayskiallthewayski

    @Jayskiallthewayski

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@PaladinDusty I'd like to see the same thing.

  • @Pampy420

    @Pampy420

    5 жыл бұрын

    ahahahhahaha true.

  • @Stamps600
    @Stamps60010 жыл бұрын

    The 1,328 who disliked this video have a tattoo of their astrological sign.

  • @reyjonhsmith

    @reyjonhsmith

    10 жыл бұрын

    Starbucks 4 Life homez

  • @mapherxtrollmaster

    @mapherxtrollmaster

    10 жыл бұрын

    Reyjonh basic bitch lool

  • @Ineedanameplease
    @Ineedanameplease2 жыл бұрын

    With how much I’ve come to love Murph and Emily, this video is even better than when I first saw it 😂

  • @krevin543
    @krevin543 Жыл бұрын

    “Yeeaaa… you basic” killed me hahaha

  • @NinjaLifestyle
    @NinjaLifestyle10 жыл бұрын

    More of that doctor!!!

  • @knifetoucher

    @knifetoucher

    10 жыл бұрын

    That's Patrick Warburton. He's the shit!

  • @deathbyorlando

    @deathbyorlando

    10 жыл бұрын

    Bladed PUDDY!!!!!

  • @tomheath4070

    @tomheath4070

    10 жыл бұрын

    he does the voice for joe swanson on family guy

  • @deathbyorlando

    @deathbyorlando

    10 жыл бұрын

    tom heath High Five.

  • @prankfiles

    @prankfiles

    10 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warburton plays DOC!

  • @lanasemprit1475
    @lanasemprit14756 жыл бұрын

    Isn't the doctor Kronk from Emperor's New Groove and Joe Swanson from Family Guy?

  • @ProudiPhoneOwner

    @ProudiPhoneOwner

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lana Semprit yup

  • @ejw2354

    @ejw2354

    5 жыл бұрын

    And Lemony Snicket

  • @lexsite

    @lexsite

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's puddy from seinfeld

  • @theeicepanther9361

    @theeicepanther9361

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @sumanmisra6702

    @sumanmisra6702

    5 жыл бұрын

    Bfvidio

  • @Evilushka
    @Evilushka4 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warbuton's voice is everything. ❤

  • @tree3545
    @tree35453 жыл бұрын

    Me stirring my candle wax in a pot while making my own scented candles: OH GOD PLEASE NO!!

  • @norreras343

    @norreras343

    3 жыл бұрын

    You basic

  • @MegaBackyard1
    @MegaBackyard18 жыл бұрын

    this describes most girls in my school. they are mostly 15-17

  • @SpfySpaceJam

    @SpfySpaceJam

    8 жыл бұрын

    😂 yes true especially uggs and sweatpants

  • @queenofsound1304

    @queenofsound1304

    8 жыл бұрын

    you are so right. smh

  • @rcall2544

    @rcall2544

    8 жыл бұрын

    You are 100% right.

  • @sherylblack2031

    @sherylblack2031

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Sufer_Girl GuitarsHero (spacejam) that's not true I wear all that

  • @Afterword.

    @Afterword.

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Juan Cena I guess that's why they're known as basic.

  • @f.i.r.e.5119
    @f.i.r.e.51195 жыл бұрын

    Somebody call -Brennan- Sir John Doe. This gal needs defending.

  • @Century2008

    @Century2008

    4 жыл бұрын

    To late she and all other like you are outed and she is on the road to recovery while you are ruined...take a chill pill and move on...move on.

  • @harrisondavis3203
    @harrisondavis32032 жыл бұрын

    How dare no one mention how good a job flynn from skylanders did in this

  • @Oumar961
    @Oumar9612 жыл бұрын

    This video was and still is a masterpiece 👑 😂

  • @SebbySenpai
    @SebbySenpai10 жыл бұрын

    Never get medical advice from Elaine's boyfriend. He doesn't even have a degree. He just asks an 8 ball.

  • @SteeZy644
    @SteeZy64410 жыл бұрын

    Hearing Kronk himself say the words, "ratchet shit", has destroyed and restored my childhood.

  • @psychedelicpez7127
    @psychedelicpez71274 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Warburton is comedic gold! I'm glad CH got to work with him.

  • @static_Tricolor_camry
    @static_Tricolor_camry3 жыл бұрын

    I love the Doctors voice and personality, I could listen to him talk all day and night.

  • @mikefalzone
    @mikefalzone10 жыл бұрын

    Incredible.

  • @s1ight

    @s1ight

    10 жыл бұрын

    woooo Mike! I'm not even stalking you

  • @gabrielolson7541

    @gabrielolson7541

    10 жыл бұрын

    You're a basic BITCH>>> BITCH

  • @paulobreva
    @paulobreva5 жыл бұрын

    I wish college humor would make these kinds of skits again. These are gold.

  • @afriendlypoltergeist4073

    @afriendlypoltergeist4073

    Жыл бұрын

    i mean... 'the defender of the basic' is a great continuation to this one

  • @alpacaofthemountain8760
    @alpacaofthemountain87602 жыл бұрын

    I love this, great job an the acting

  • @TheCaliRhino
    @TheCaliRhino11 ай бұрын

    Hard to beat Patrick Warburton as the doctor!

  • @foxmulder864
    @foxmulder8646 жыл бұрын

    Patrick looks like a mixture of John Hamm and Alec Baldwin

  • @samsaraslight8377

    @samsaraslight8377

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes...

  • @ShahidKhan-bx1hp

    @ShahidKhan-bx1hp

    5 жыл бұрын

    And Bob Odenkirk

  • @mediocreteenartistpodcast8154
    @mediocreteenartistpodcast81546 жыл бұрын

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @foxybaz

    @foxybaz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Fox Face that's some basic shit right there.... go to the doctor soon.

  • @martinhorvath4117

    @martinhorvath4117

    5 жыл бұрын

    Memes(Goods at least) aren't basicness. It's cringe in real life, but not on the Internet.

  • @theAverageJoe25

    @theAverageJoe25

    2 жыл бұрын

    Still using a meme that old and overused? That’s some real basic shit

  • @karlarao8736
    @karlarao87363 жыл бұрын

    This was so good

  • @rohanlawrence
    @rohanlawrence8 ай бұрын

    I've Been entertained by Warburton since the days of Puddy... This man should be A-listed by now. He's got some great comedic range

  • @QuantumParticle
    @QuantumParticle10 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know Kronk was a doctor.

  • @chewbacca4778
    @chewbacca47785 жыл бұрын

    His delivery is so good. Loved him as Elaine's boyfriend in Seinfeld.

  • @tinaleeth2707

    @tinaleeth2707

    5 жыл бұрын

    Puddy

  • @dcap79

    @dcap79

    5 жыл бұрын

    High five.

  • @TFevents

    @TFevents

    4 жыл бұрын

    You stole my Jesus Fish didn't you?

  • @clarkkent163000

    @clarkkent163000

    4 жыл бұрын

    The 8-ball

  • @mlongpre100

    @mlongpre100

    3 жыл бұрын

    THE TICK

  • @fluffstuffpootiebean1688
    @fluffstuffpootiebean16882 жыл бұрын

    Still the only CH skit that has genuinely made me laugh.

  • @Knowbudi1
    @Knowbudi13 жыл бұрын

    Bless that man and everything he does!

  • @thesuperfluousman816
    @thesuperfluousman81610 жыл бұрын

    There needs to be more satire like this. It's doing humanity a favor

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