How America Is Like A Bad Boyfriend

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cast
Amy- Emily Axford
Brittany - Kirby Howell-Baptiste
America - Greg Tuculescu
Preppy Friend 1- Pearson Nibley
Preppy Friend 2 - Miquick Davis
Patron - Sahil Rohira
Bar Patron 1 - Samantha Acampora
Bar Patron 2 - Christian Roberts
Bar Patron 3 - Janelle Junio
Bar Patron 4 - Allison Eberly
Bar Patron 5 -William Bradley
Bar Patron 6 - Matthew Rose
Bar Patron 7 - Mike Kellz
Bar Parton 8 - Cassandra Orrantia
Bar Patron 9 - Rebecca Remy
Bar Patron 10 - Ayla Bryan
Crew
Director - Matt Pollock
Producer - Dan Siegel
Writer - Emily Axford and Mike Trapp
Cinematography - Carissa Dorson
Editors - James Fitzpatrick and Taylor Gianotas
President of Original Content - Sam Reich
Vice President of Production / Executive Producer - Spencer Griffin
Director of Production - Sam Sparks
Director of Post Production - Michael Schaubach
Production Manager - Sam Kirkpatrick
Casting Director - Chrissy Fiorilli-Ellington
Art Director - Caitlin Williams
Leadman - Taylor SLingerland
Art On-Set - Crystal Collins
Set Dresser - Ian Lapidus
Costume Designer - Laura Ortiz
Hair and Makeup - Lauren Wilde
Production Coordinator - Julia Bales
Script Supervisor - Sara Geralds
1st Assistant Director - Jordan Little
2nd Assistant Director - Matt Kerr
Sound Mixer - Eva Rismanforoush
Visual Effects - Gloo Studios
Motion Graphics - Bill Bergen
1st Assistant Camera - Giselle Gonzalez
2nd Assistant Camera - Kathryn Begle
Gaffer - Ben Salvetti
Key Grip - Chris Pevey
Swing - Dan Chapman
Swing- Andrew Gorrell
Post Production Supervisor - Evan Watkins
Post Production Coordinator - Andrew Mallonee
Head Assistant Editor - Phil Fox
Production Legal - Karen Segall
Production Accountant - Christine Rodriguez
Assistant Production Accountant - Shay Parsons
Second Assistant Production Accountant - Rebecca Call
Production Assistant - Damon Jones
Intern - Rachel Thompson , Hanna Bowens

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  • @theflyingsquirrel4467
    @theflyingsquirrel44678 жыл бұрын

    "That's what you say every four years" lol

  • @surething931

    @surething931

    8 жыл бұрын

    The one that got me was the wikileak joke.

  • @caylindberg2392

    @caylindberg2392

    7 жыл бұрын

    traincom

  • @lyriccollector223

    @lyriccollector223

    7 жыл бұрын

    Can someone explain this to me please haha

  • @realislit8064

    @realislit8064

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sunny Chi every 4 years is election

  • @BadxEdits

    @BadxEdits

    6 жыл бұрын

    The flying squirrel 4 I am the 4k like

  • @happyface-
    @happyface-5 жыл бұрын

    “But I love you!” “That’s what you say every four years.” I’M DEAD 😂😂😂

  • @freeunderratedmusic4273

    @freeunderratedmusic4273

    4 жыл бұрын

    Second comment

  • @LittleWhole

    @LittleWhole

    4 жыл бұрын

    Third comment

  • @ananyasahu9399

    @ananyasahu9399

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fourth comment 😂

  • @whydoimevenhere

    @whydoimevenhere

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry ,why four year?

  • @ananyasahu9399

    @ananyasahu9399

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@whydoimevenhere bc elections in the US take place every four years

  • @randomdude3143
    @randomdude31435 жыл бұрын

    Funny how the girl trying to talk some sense into America's girlfriend is British

  • @mikehoncho7222

    @mikehoncho7222

    4 жыл бұрын

    Random Dude funny how England doesn’t have freedom of speech and still has a monarchy.

  • @Loveryy-nc6uf

    @Loveryy-nc6uf

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mikehoncho7222 wow, look at you, clown. United Kingdom is a monarchy with PARLIAMENT. Meaning, the Monarch of the country do not have power as in absolute monarchy. Also, UK is advanced and liberal country, much better than successors of Yugoslavia,USSR and much of Eastern Europe. Don't you know anything about UK?

  • @elonmuskett

    @elonmuskett

    4 жыл бұрын

    steven sprague bruh

  • @billyallen4228

    @billyallen4228

    4 жыл бұрын

    steven sprague monarchy is true, England does have free speech.

  • @Loveryy-nc6uf

    @Loveryy-nc6uf

    4 жыл бұрын

    @GenericGamer no.227 warmongering was a trait of pretty much every nation in history,and Britain's warmongering is still better than of Third Reich or Japan's in the first half of 20th century

  • @frosty8592
    @frosty85925 жыл бұрын

    America: Lets see all your Information! World: Let’s see yours! *America has left the server*

  • @jadestory8410

    @jadestory8410

    5 жыл бұрын

    this made me laugh way too hard in a public place xD

  • @shotgun6X

    @shotgun6X

    4 жыл бұрын

    @GTC Pohorex Bitch you already know China's and Russia's. The whole would knows they're evil. Now turn out YOUR own pockets

  • @hiimapenguin

    @hiimapenguin

    4 жыл бұрын

    yeah

  • @bsan2949

    @bsan2949

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shotgun6X i dont care for them but it's like stalker saying to other stalker that dont stalk him/her.

  • @xavierarchie4272

    @xavierarchie4272

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yare Yare Daze

  • @JohanStarDragon
    @JohanStarDragon7 жыл бұрын

    And then she ran into the arms of Canada.

  • @sof977

    @sof977

    7 жыл бұрын

    Omfg that'd be the best boyfriend ever.

  • @sof977

    @sof977

    7 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @Daldi564

    @Daldi564

    7 жыл бұрын

    where would Britain come into this.

  • @MaghoxFr

    @MaghoxFr

    7 жыл бұрын

    I doubt it, Canada is gay.

  • @scottjackson67

    @scottjackson67

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nah, Canada is friend-zoned

  • @Heliogabalos
    @Heliogabalos8 жыл бұрын

    "I'm gonna go hang out with your father, I hear he really likes tea."

  • @andreascovano7742

    @andreascovano7742

    8 жыл бұрын

    bags"cough"

  • @TsukiNaito1

    @TsukiNaito1

    7 жыл бұрын

    Me everyday.

  • @davestrider4973

    @davestrider4973

    6 жыл бұрын

    KBX Hes an addict

  • @timothythehuman3977

    @timothythehuman3977

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yep same

  • @wilderapache

    @wilderapache

    6 жыл бұрын

    KBX lol

  • @CarlJokl-JoklTechnologies
    @CarlJokl-JoklTechnologies4 жыл бұрын

    The irony is that they thought things were bad back when this video was made. Now it is so much worse with added murder hornets.

  • @milascave2

    @milascave2

    4 жыл бұрын

    cari: And Corona, of course. And not just the Corona he was drinking in the bar.

  • @Matthew-qx3dh

    @Matthew-qx3dh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Whats that yellow thing next to yo username

  • @alynfrank6746

    @alynfrank6746

    4 жыл бұрын

    America: Honey, wtf weren't you at work??? girlfriend: I am sick America: Idgaf

  • @Luna-ue6my

    @Luna-ue6my

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤦(Sign)

  • @jskgldaslkjg8387

    @jskgldaslkjg8387

    4 жыл бұрын

    and trump

  • @gamehero6816
    @gamehero68163 жыл бұрын

    "He's not getting into fights, he's breaking up fights. Sometimes by getting into fights." Emily just called out the military and police system.

  • @davitdavid7165

    @davitdavid7165

    2 жыл бұрын

    This vid is mafe in 2014. The police were probably not meant, no matter how perfectly it fits.

  • @krog1618

    @krog1618

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nah she called out the military industrial complex.

  • @dewilew2137

    @dewilew2137

    2 жыл бұрын

    yes, we got that. 🙄

  • @rainerernst7410

    @rainerernst7410

    Жыл бұрын

    No shit Sherlock

  • @col.nugget1524
    @col.nugget15246 жыл бұрын

    real patriotism is the courage to stand up against your government when it is wrong

  • @Lookatmeshine

    @Lookatmeshine

    6 жыл бұрын

    *Applause*

  • @patrickmckenna3585

    @patrickmckenna3585

    6 жыл бұрын

    Col. Nugget no you mean spreading fake news and blindly confirming to your government! (Wink wink) SALUTE!

  • @cim888

    @cim888

    6 жыл бұрын

    Define "standing up" Would love to know what real patriotism is and how it compared to 300 years ago.

  • @ellasmith1822

    @ellasmith1822

    6 жыл бұрын

    Col. Nugget Nice. 👌

  • @webman1254

    @webman1254

    6 жыл бұрын

    cim888 Making a hashtag and whining when the police hits back probably.

  • @Sandi_010
    @Sandi_0105 жыл бұрын

    America. He protecc He attacc But most importantly he invade Iraq

  • @samrevlej9331

    @samrevlej9331

    5 жыл бұрын

    Good one.

  • @meandmetoo8436

    @meandmetoo8436

    5 жыл бұрын

    Iracc

  • @thescpfondationsecureconta5269

    @thescpfondationsecureconta5269

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@samrevlej9331 no it's Iraq

  • @stephnes2505

    @stephnes2505

    4 жыл бұрын

    The scp Fondation secure containe protect No it’s iracc

  • @queenofspades2365

    @queenofspades2365

    4 жыл бұрын

    And bomb Iran. /sweats

  • @robinvannoortwijk631
    @robinvannoortwijk6314 жыл бұрын

    Wait is that Simone from The Good Place

  • @blaisecomeaux

    @blaisecomeaux

    4 жыл бұрын

    bruh

  • @maggielin71

    @maggielin71

    4 жыл бұрын

    OH MY GOSH OWO

  • @TheIrishKnight0

    @TheIrishKnight0

    4 жыл бұрын

    I've been meaning to watch that show.

  • @samhart4427

    @samhart4427

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg

  • @frankiehompson2746

    @frankiehompson2746

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god good spot

  • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
    @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME4 жыл бұрын

    america is like that one person who comes to a party even though they weren't invited and then drinks all the beer and eats all of the snacks, so all of the countries just try to pretend they don't exist, but america insists on socializing with everyone

  • @gamingboi0

    @gamingboi0

    4 жыл бұрын

    so you hate america?

  • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME

    @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@gamingboi0 I get to say this, I live in america and was born in america.

  • @emilyaw3831

    @emilyaw3831

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh, no, you've got it all wrong. America won't socialize, they're afraid of socialism! /s

  • @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME

    @VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@emilyaw3831 ah, good point

  • @jamescolm1133

    @jamescolm1133

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@emilyaw3831 that was actually super clever

  • @gigib.354
    @gigib.3547 жыл бұрын

    "that's what you say every four years" damn girl he never loved you XD

  • @theodorboon

    @theodorboon

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gina B. Do you even get it?

  • @milboxr9772

    @milboxr9772

    6 жыл бұрын

    Theodore Boone ikr looks like he missed the joke but it's from a year ago so what are you gonna do

  • @kathleen5156

    @kathleen5156

    6 жыл бұрын

    Milbox R I think she did get the joke - that's kinda the point of the video that America doesn't rly care or love?

  • @milboxr9772

    @milboxr9772

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kathleen Morris the point is that everytime the election comes up every 4 years so the presidents always say fake stuff during elections to get people to like them/love them

  • @Toshiro4619

    @Toshiro4619

    6 жыл бұрын

    Milbox R A joke isn't very funny after it's explained to someone who doesn't get it. They look at it or hear you and go "oh yeah, that's true lol."

  • @ProvokedCoffee
    @ProvokedCoffee8 жыл бұрын

    Its strange that americans always mix best country with best army

  • @lucidreamer6522

    @lucidreamer6522

    8 жыл бұрын

    I think he means that we tend to judge a country's greatness by the size of their di... But the size of their armies.

  • @strongarm8937

    @strongarm8937

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Úlfur Hrafn Being a liberal is like fucking with someone you hate

  • @sadisticunicorn4854

    @sadisticunicorn4854

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Úlfur Hrafn And here you are mixing biggest army with best army

  • @99waterblade

    @99waterblade

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Major Cbass alot harder to infiltrate

  • @andresdelavega3360

    @andresdelavega3360

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Major Cbass too lazy

  • @brageohm2032
    @brageohm20325 жыл бұрын

    My country: He’s small, but for me size doesn’t matter He may be cold sometimes, but I’m used to it He’s rich, so we don’t have any debt problems And he makes the best salmon dishes I have ever tasted. I love you Norway

  • @eheh5907

    @eheh5907

    5 жыл бұрын

    And he's oily. I love that in a man

  • @brageohm2032

    @brageohm2032

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nahlia Of course not, but if country’s were people, then you would have been confirmed a stalker.

  • @therabbi9848

    @therabbi9848

    5 жыл бұрын

    Enjoy the oil reserves while they last my friend. Pretty soon things won't be so peachy

  • @brageohm2032

    @brageohm2032

    5 жыл бұрын

    The False Rabbi ah, we know. We are going through a tough time in our relationship, but we are trying to find a different way. Also if I can be honest, it’s looking pretty good, he’s thinking of starting an electric company, or sell his salmon.

  • @edgyspaceunicorn7215

    @edgyspaceunicorn7215

    5 жыл бұрын

    Brage Ohm Well, my country, Norway’s big brother Sweden is pretty nice, not as nice, but all around decent too. So I understand how you feel

  • @sohopedeco
    @sohopedeco5 жыл бұрын

    "I'm leaving you!" "Okay, but you still owe me your income tax."

  • @michellemarie1197

    @michellemarie1197

    4 жыл бұрын

    No....that's Canada

  • @preacherjohn

    @preacherjohn

    4 жыл бұрын

    The IRS seeks taxes from US citizens wherever they are in the world.. this is why a lot of US ex-pats give up their US citizenship .. For example: the PM of the UK Boris Johnson was born a US citizen and the IRS wanted a big chunk of change from him.. he wound up cutting a deal and renouncing his US citizenship.

  • @Biobele

    @Biobele

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@preacherjohn lol that is incredulous, they wanted to tax a British prime minister because he has American citizenship?🤯do Americans realise this doesn't happen anywhere else? Like as a citizen of country A if you work in country B only country B gets to take income tax from you. Not every country you have affiliation to. Imagine Obama as US president paying income tax to Kenya, or Trevor and Elon musk paying income tax to both South Africa and USA or Ogwumike sisters paying income tax to Nigeria and USA that's crazy. In law school outside USA you are taught that the law frowns at Double Jeopardy, so Other countries have laws and agreements that forbids this from happening, common wealth, European Union, African Union and many more even codified it but before it was codified it wasn't done regularly. It was codified mainly as a preventive measure.

  • @singularkakapo

    @singularkakapo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Biobele ...... Obama isn’t a citizen of Kenya. He was born in the United States of America, and is a US citizen.

  • @swiinka

    @swiinka

    4 жыл бұрын

    ..."and if you want to leave me you need to pay me $2,350"

  • @chilliard120
    @chilliard1209 жыл бұрын

    As a Brit, I would have enjoyed a follow-up where the other girl's boyfriend - the UK - walked in. That could've been very funny...

  • @mikhailsachena9965

    @mikhailsachena9965

    9 жыл бұрын

    +The Random Mapper Then the UK reiterates how much they enjoy the US's military agreements with them.

  • @SanchitSrivastavaRnFnR

    @SanchitSrivastavaRnFnR

    9 жыл бұрын

    +The Random Mapper As an Indian, I would have enjoyed a cameo by Mr India who goes around just buying weapons from everybody and forgetting that he hasn't showered in the last 65 years.

  • @michaelroach2959

    @michaelroach2959

    9 жыл бұрын

    +The Random Mapper She gets a call from her boyfriend, looks up, and sees the camera her boyfriend is watching her from.

  • @michaelroach2959

    @michaelroach2959

    9 жыл бұрын

    +The Random Mapper She gets a call from her boyfriend, looks up, and sees the camera her boyfriend is watching her from.

  • @Nickuncle

    @Nickuncle

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Michael Roach I hear London has a lot of cameras.

  • @Nckolas20
    @Nckolas209 жыл бұрын

    The U.S.A isn't the "worst country in the world" but rather than probably one of the "worst first world countries" The blind patriotism that even suggesting there's a problem with our traditional systems, policies, way of life, etc. practically earns you a title of either: anti-American, communist, socialist, terrorist, etc. or all of the following. My disagreements with the current issues (the current/past administrations are at fault): 1) The USA is the only developed, industrialized, first world nation not to have some form of universal health care. We have the most expensive healthcare system in the world. 2) The USA is one of 2 countries (other being Papua New Guinea) that has NO paid maternity leave. 3) Religion has political influence, particularly on social issues like LGBT rights, abortion, etc. We allow such organizations to conflict with science in education like creationism vs evolution in public schools. 4) Military defense spending ($500-600 billion a year), we out spend the next dozen countries combined (China has the second highest in the world ~160 billion). But that's the price we pay for being the "world police". 5) US foreign policy, whether it be invaded/occupying a country for no reason (Iraq), bombing other countries at will (Libya), toppling governments that we don't like because it conflicts with our interests (Cold War-Iran), or even continuing sanctions/embargos on countries long after a threat is neutralized (Cuba). Also, doing anything we want even if the international community is against such decisions. 6) The ridiculous amount of money spent in elections, with lobbying and campaign contributions of which are practically legal bribes. Allowing large organizations, corporations, etc. to bypass the American people's interests. 7) Finally, the continuous violations of US Constitutional amendments, such as warrantless wiretapping, no-knock search warrants, the PATRIOT Act, racial profiling, killing American citizens without due process (Anwar al-Awlaki), as well as allowing restrictions on civil rights (i.e 1st amendment).

  • @ImFud

    @ImFud

    9 жыл бұрын

    Someone actually smart posting in the comment section lol, however we do not have the most expensive health care in the world, I believe it's Switzerland that has almost 40% of income go towards healthcare, I could be wrong about the place and percentage, but we aren't the most expensive in the world

  • @brandoncowan9029

    @brandoncowan9029

    9 жыл бұрын

    I actually like and agree with many of your issues, but I want to state some concerns over some others. 5) America has a reason for involving itself in every war that it has. Whether or not you agree with that reason is a different matter entirely. I don't agree with many of the reasons America goes to war. I mean, Iraq was pretty much for revenge, but there was a reason. And the Cold War was a mutual thing with Russia. Both sides are to blame, not just one. If America didn't participate, it might have been absolutely nuked to shit, and the same goes for Russia. And, of course you go against something that conflicts with your interests. If your interest is being alive, then someone trying to kill you is something you might not want around. 4) Exactly. For a while now America has been expected, by the international community to be the "world police". And like the real police, people forget completely about all the good our policing does when we once and a while get it wrong and make a mistake. 7) I do hope that you aren't for the banning of guns, as that would be mighty ironic. The 2nd Amendment is the one put in place to help protect all the other ones. So nice to even see something vaguely forming intelligent thought down here in the murky depths of the youtube comments section.

  • @ttenrabdn

    @ttenrabdn

    9 жыл бұрын

    Wonderfully written.

  • @Nckolas20

    @Nckolas20

    9 жыл бұрын

    Brandon Cowan Thanks for the feedback. I could go further in depth on those points. In response to #7, while I'm a liberal in favor of firearm background checks, the concept of banning guns is a bad idea.

  • @user-gl9mf3zo7r

    @user-gl9mf3zo7r

    9 жыл бұрын

    Usually people who try and point america's "flaws" usually do it in a pretty bad and ignorant way but the way you put it is great and i agree with every point

  • @TN-xx4ih
    @TN-xx4ih5 жыл бұрын

    Reads your emails (China looking around nervously)

  • @tablehead6758

    @tablehead6758

    4 жыл бұрын

    Turkmenistan has left the chat.

  • @NAME-yg8sl

    @NAME-yg8sl

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think every country that has the resources does that.

  • @dudedude3926
    @dudedude39264 жыл бұрын

    “Oh hey, I’ve been thinking about it. I’m not paying for your birth control anymore” 😭😭 too real

  • @raigencaziere4087
    @raigencaziere40876 жыл бұрын

    This is the first sketch I've seen where Emily's love interest isn't Murph😂

  • @ranterdude5627

    @ranterdude5627

    6 жыл бұрын

    dude but emily tho

  • @ajguevara6961

    @ajguevara6961

    5 жыл бұрын

    Murph would be Canada in this sketch

  • @UnstableEquilibrium
    @UnstableEquilibrium7 жыл бұрын

    Can you afford to move somewhere else? Neither can I.

  • @whothebeast666

    @whothebeast666

    7 жыл бұрын

    Davis Jensen you could probably sell whatever you have and buy a one way ticket to England and buy some property and middle of nowhere, rural scotland

  • @williamstout924

    @williamstout924

    7 жыл бұрын

    yeah cus England is SOOO much better.

  • @williamstout924

    @williamstout924

    7 жыл бұрын

    that's sarcasm for the ignorant

  • @whothebeast666

    @whothebeast666

    7 жыл бұрын

    William Stout well the weather is nice there! Ironically, that wasn't sarcasm, I love overcast and rainy days.

  • @establishedchannel2955

    @establishedchannel2955

    7 жыл бұрын

    move to canada

  • @user-hl7bw8yw7n
    @user-hl7bw8yw7n5 жыл бұрын

    And then she met his younger brother, Canada. He was perfect: he sacrificed time and resources just to make sure that she doesn't have to worry about paying 6-digit hospital bills or their kids getting proper education, did not spend all of his time bragging about his guns, loved animals and volunteered to protect nature and even had a funny, but sexy accent.

  • @owencutler229

    @owencutler229

    5 жыл бұрын

    +

  • @izzybrizzie9133

    @izzybrizzie9133

    4 жыл бұрын

    And he can also speak a different language rather than saying that he had this one Spanish class in highschool.

  • @cmj199318

    @cmj199318

    4 жыл бұрын

    Константин Георгиев little did Canada know that she got back with America and cheated with Germany, UK and France during their relationship

  • @kavinsinha1960

    @kavinsinha1960

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Gbomb31 You do know that the US is older than Canada, right? It wouldn't be historically accurate for it to be older.

  • @mikehoncho7222

    @mikehoncho7222

    4 жыл бұрын

    Canada’s healthcare system sucks, enjoy waiting 2 years for that life saving surgery you need. Also Canada doesn’t have freedom of speech. But yeah Canada is amazing right?

  • @alexlovelady8249
    @alexlovelady82495 жыл бұрын

    "what can America give you that no other country can?" "Free refills." Canada: am I a joke to you?

  • @SonaLovesick

    @SonaLovesick

    4 жыл бұрын

    But Canada's large is a small in America so you have to get it more

  • @arandomsquidward7761

    @arandomsquidward7761

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SonaLovesick still free tho

  • @NewGlock836

    @NewGlock836

    3 жыл бұрын

    communist

  • @NOAHPCPRO

    @NOAHPCPRO

    Ай бұрын

    What did the "Free refills" actualy mean?

  • @justinhsu3762
    @justinhsu37626 жыл бұрын

    "He has like a million voices telling him what to do....well 538." LMAO.

  • @justcats1597
    @justcats15976 жыл бұрын

    As an American citizen, this is painfully accurate

  • @CAlexRPG

    @CAlexRPG

    6 жыл бұрын

    As a Brazilian citizen. "Hi"

  • @Vladimir-xr2qz

    @Vladimir-xr2qz

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @romualdcaffeserre6230

    @romualdcaffeserre6230

    6 жыл бұрын

    biff yes,because thats how it work: if you dont like everything in the country you live in, you leave. You dont try to change it, you dont try to make it better like a true patriot does, you just leave. The founding father would be soooo proud of you ....

  • @calexise

    @calexise

    6 жыл бұрын

    biff u are the reason why us is fucked up.

  • @Frank-oe4ko

    @Frank-oe4ko

    6 жыл бұрын

    The reason why this country is fucked is because of cry bsby liberals becoming more and more radical.

  • @junky6867
    @junky68674 жыл бұрын

    Idk why but I read this as “Why Captain America is a bad boyfriend” 😂😂

  • @lucien8180

    @lucien8180

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well, he did kiss his girlfriend's niece...........

  • @abidshadman3332

    @abidshadman3332

    4 жыл бұрын

    Because The thumbnail makes it look like chris evans(at least a little)

  • @luisfernandosantosn

    @luisfernandosantosn

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lucien8180 It was probably very strange when he saw the girl growing up and thinking he almost had sex with her in the future (but in his past)

  • @iovechester5654
    @iovechester56545 жыл бұрын

    “That’s what you say every four years” 😂😂😂

  • @thehaloring90
    @thehaloring908 жыл бұрын

    "I can change him" Not according to the masses of Americans that deny the possibility of changing the constitution.

  • @dothedeed

    @dothedeed

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Zex Eios those masses don't know what "amendment" means...

  • @benl5545

    @benl5545

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Zex Eios not like the US Federal government follows the constitution anyways.

  • @jaybartgis5148

    @jaybartgis5148

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Zex Eios I wouldn't call not giving a shit and trashing the constitution as a form of "changing" it.

  • @berkancelebi3559

    @berkancelebi3559

    8 жыл бұрын

    Also technically America is a representative democracy your "voice" is traversed through multi million companies before the president or congress

  • @berkancelebi3559

    @berkancelebi3559

    8 жыл бұрын

    Nikotiini Yes,The electoral college means the 'college' or as you stated the 'congress' can pick anyone they want (For most not al states) so If New Yorks citizens picked democrats 100% the college representing them could pick republican giving the vote to republicans.And this is legal not illegally manipulated with corruption. P.S are you British (The Dalek)

  • @GiannaAragona
    @GiannaAragona6 жыл бұрын

    I love that black girl's accent! It's so pretty!

  • @namkedi

    @namkedi

    6 жыл бұрын

    Gianna Aragona She’s British

  • @nine9od

    @nine9od

    5 жыл бұрын

    You're both racist **Edit** a thousand facepalms to anyone who didn't see i was clearly making a joke and being sarcastic

  • @reidhersey3347

    @reidhersey3347

    5 жыл бұрын

    John Maldonado British isn’t a race and noticing the color of somebody’s skin isn’t racist

  • @masterstepz9800

    @masterstepz9800

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gianna Aragona She got a London accent. She’s from the endz.

  • @karaflores5092

    @karaflores5092

    5 жыл бұрын

    U could’ve just say that girl. Sorry it bothers me that people can’t just say girl

  • @amindlesstomorrow
    @amindlesstomorrow4 жыл бұрын

    Welp. This aged like a fine wine.

  • @mattshaman668

    @mattshaman668

    3 жыл бұрын

    How it's aged since you made that comment too...

  • @andreevichjosephmarshall2990

    @andreevichjosephmarshall2990

    3 жыл бұрын

    The fermentation continues...

  • @generalissimodoviciano6231

    @generalissimodoviciano6231

    3 жыл бұрын

    You live in one of the best countries to live in the whole fucking world. Stop complaning.

  • @liambhagan9239

    @liambhagan9239

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@generalissimodoviciano6231 yall got the highest incarceration rate,highest debt, no socialised healthcare, riots by a cultist group, most covid deaths, highest collage fees and so much more i dont have time to list

  • @generalissimodoviciano6231

    @generalissimodoviciano6231

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@liambhagan9239 I am not American, I understand that Americas raw capitalism is getting out of the way, but life standards, quality of life is very high because if it wasn't why would so many people come there ?

  • @curiousme6410
    @curiousme64105 жыл бұрын

    OMG THATS CHIDI’S GIRLFRIEND IN THE GOOD PLACE SEASON 3

  • @nayasparrow3635

    @nayasparrow3635

    4 жыл бұрын

    Curious Me OMG you‘re right! It is Simone!

  • @koidotleaf

    @koidotleaf

    4 жыл бұрын

    Naya Sparrow yes I thought that too!

  • @koidotleaf

    @koidotleaf

    4 жыл бұрын

    In google is a guy 5 I think Janet was there

  • @nayasparrow3635

    @nayasparrow3635

    4 жыл бұрын

    FlightedFlame Yeah, I think you’re right!

  • @spegnagmaglorious3590

    @spegnagmaglorious3590

    4 жыл бұрын

    THIS ENTIRE TIME I'VE BEEN LOSING MY MIND I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME THANK YOUU

  • @moop.3549
    @moop.35496 жыл бұрын

    *ehh don't worry there's always Canada if all else fails*

  • @colleen4ever

    @colleen4ever

    6 жыл бұрын

    WHY DON'T YOU GO THERE RIGHT NOW

  • @CAlexRPG

    @CAlexRPG

    6 жыл бұрын

    colleen ... Because *IF* and because the process of immigration is expensive and complicated.

  • @condescendingcoffee2180

    @condescendingcoffee2180

    6 жыл бұрын

    Autism. There's no reason to LEAVE America. Look at other countries immagration policies.

  • @Baccheinn

    @Baccheinn

    6 жыл бұрын

    Don't corrupt sweet Canada

  • @deeya

    @deeya

    6 жыл бұрын

    So Canada is the friendzoned loser always waiting around for her?

  • @JgHaverty
    @JgHaverty8 жыл бұрын

    Funny how a british person is saying this stuff haha

  • @kaydgaming

    @kaydgaming

    8 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @Internet_Guy99

    @Internet_Guy99

    8 жыл бұрын

    They're just mad cause they broke up with the EU

  • @samanthaclarke8978

    @samanthaclarke8978

    8 жыл бұрын

    +bobastheWireFence hey it pissed me off most of us wanted to stay ugh!!! We love America honestly and good bless your country but guys come on guns I understand it makes you feel safe but have your seen the damaged it has caused in the most civil way possible we all need to sort out our laws

  • @Legionzzzz1

    @Legionzzzz1

    8 жыл бұрын

    Samatha Clarke we love you guys to but couldn't the same be said about Europe's immigration polices? also doesn't the lack of guns also prove to be a ever increasing danger to people in say France. I mean for a country that has guns pretty much banned those terrorists during the Nice attack were able to get an entire truckload of military grade weapons and explosives, which they used to kill close to a hundred people, and also the truck itself. And wound over 300 more.

  • @maxharrison6

    @maxharrison6

    8 жыл бұрын

    Because its true

  • @HrhrbJrifrjt
    @HrhrbJrifrjt3 жыл бұрын

    This would be more funny if it wasn't so tragically accurate.

  • @kileyroy6939
    @kileyroy69392 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately, I, as an American, cannot disagree with this.

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf
    @KilgoreTroutAsf9 жыл бұрын

    Random fact #241: America has overthrown more democratically elected governments to instaurate an autoritharian dictatorship than it has done the oposite.

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf

    @KilgoreTroutAsf

    9 жыл бұрын

    Incomplete list of democracies overthrown by the CIA: Syria 1949 Iran 1953 Guatemala 1954 Tibet 1955 Indonesia 1958 Cuba 1959 Iraq 1960 Democratic Republic of the Congo 1960 Dominican Republic 1961 South Vietnam 1963 Brazil 1964 Ghana 1966 Chile 1970 Argentina 1976 Afghanistan 1979 Turkey 1980 Poland 1980 Nicaragua 1989 They hate us because of our freedom!

  • @barbaram19

    @barbaram19

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kilgore Trout Chile 1973 actually, but yes it is true, Chile did stop being a democracy for a while and a lot of people got murdered and tortured, thanks USA...

  • @terretetetito

    @terretetetito

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kilgore Trout Cuba wasn't a democracy before 1959, it was ruled by a military dictatorship led by Fulgencio Batista, and even though the USA was at first sympathetic towards the Cuban Revolution before Castro's government declared itself as communist, the CIA didn't supported it directly in any way. Perhaps you confused dates with the 1952 coup led by Batista. I don't know if it was supported by the CIA, but it was instantly recognized by the USA government.

  • @KilgoreTroutAsf

    @KilgoreTroutAsf

    9 жыл бұрын

    terretetetito You're right, it should be 1952, Batista's, not Castro's coup.

  • @murtsman1

    @murtsman1

    9 жыл бұрын

    The thing is that a lot of the democracies that were overthrown by us were because the leaders were simply just not competent. The problem with democracy (which our country is a republic, not a democracy.) is that when the public is incompetent and decide to elect political leaders based on social issues such as abortion or evolution being taught in schools (like our country), then the system ultimately fails. The general public is usually too self conceited to choose a leader that deals with the bigger picture, or is making a change to better the country while having to sacrifice the publics' needs for a little while. This especially falls into play in third world countries where the education system is not preparing their people properly to understand government issues and make an accurate assumption on how it will affect the bigger picture. So if the citizens choose a shitty leader, it means that their democracy has failed them and the leader needs to be taken out of power for the safety of the country. We teach democracy to other countries because it is an easy way to keep dictators out of power, and that the alternative is something like an orthodox republic or dictatorship where the public is ruled by people that were not elected. *long story short, democracy only works with an educated population. We push democracy on other countries after settling their old government system because it keeps us from imposing a government that we want instead of what they want, which would diminish nationalism in their community.*

  • @juliannad6091
    @juliannad60917 жыл бұрын

    At least your boy friend isn't north Korea

  • @kxngcruz
    @kxngcruz4 жыл бұрын

    In case no one's noticed, the caring friend was in The Good Place :)

  • @cesarferraz7807
    @cesarferraz78075 жыл бұрын

    "Free refills!" 😂😂😂

  • @biggloop7015
    @biggloop70157 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who kept thinking about Hetalia

  • @lemonpie8819

    @lemonpie8819

    7 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @Username-dm7jc

    @Username-dm7jc

    7 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the reasons I regret watching Hetalia You'll never read country names and think the same thing again

  • @lupusrex2515

    @lupusrex2515

    7 жыл бұрын

    same

  • @momojohnson3429

    @momojohnson3429

    7 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for a comment like this. Lol, oh Hetalia...

  • @jophielswings

    @jophielswings

    7 жыл бұрын

    Maybe, instead of watching an anime series for ideas on countries, you should actually learn about geopolitics.

  • @Getoffmearse
    @Getoffmearse9 жыл бұрын

    I think she needs to get hooked up with Norway as a boyfriend, he'd provide for her health and well being, make sure she isn't poor and hungry, and allow her to get a free education.

  • @NorkingDK

    @NorkingDK

    9 жыл бұрын

    Or Denmark... Where all what you said is the same, but also giving her money for studying :)

  • @Getoffmearse

    @Getoffmearse

    9 жыл бұрын

    NorkingDK I think Norway does that too, but Denmark would also be a good boyfriend. Lol

  • @NorkingDK

    @NorkingDK

    9 жыл бұрын

    I dont think they do, unless they changed it a couple of years ago :/ However I think any scandinavian country would be a fine choice of a "boyfriend" :) Uh 1 more thing, you get your vacation paid ;)

  • @NorkingDK

    @NorkingDK

    9 жыл бұрын

    Well I know you have nice ladies! Even though they are about the same height as leprechauns ;)

  • @Getoffmearse

    @Getoffmearse

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Tall in Ireland would be 5 foot 8 inches :p lol jk

  • @starRushi
    @starRushi4 жыл бұрын

    America: The boyfriend Canada: Your best friend you end up with

  • @mmbleachtasty6121

    @mmbleachtasty6121

    3 жыл бұрын

    Canada goes out with his ex behind your back,but when he gets caught he says they were just hanging out

  • @NewGlock836

    @NewGlock836

    3 жыл бұрын

    No. Canada fucking sucks.

  • @nishikaprasad8139

    @nishikaprasad8139

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NewGlock836 Lol. Someone's jealous. Go shoot some deer and calm down.

  • @NewGlock836

    @NewGlock836

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nishikaprasad8139 No. Canada fucking sucks.

  • @nishikaprasad8139

    @nishikaprasad8139

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NewGlock836 cool they don’t like you either :)

  • @chuuu4610
    @chuuu46109 жыл бұрын

    You missed the part where he borrows money from China tho.

  • @ausintune9014

    @ausintune9014

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** do you realise america has so much debt that it has minius money right now... so even russia and japan have more USD then america itself

  • @ausintune9014

    @ausintune9014

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** do you realise america has so much debt that it has minius money right now... so even russia and japan have more USD then america itself

  • @brendonlee3650

    @brendonlee3650

    9 жыл бұрын

    Ausintune everyone is in some sort of debt

  • @soldier5645

    @soldier5645

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kagome Higurashi That's because the US doesnt barrow money from China, China buys US treasury bonds, so, the US just owes billions of dollars in interest. But you have to realize that the US is in about 20 Trillion dollars of debt and China in reality owns a small fraction of the actual number. Brandon Lee is also correct, the UK owes 81.58% of it's total GDP in debt, France owes 93.5% of its GDP, Italy owes an outstanding 132.6%, and Germany owes 78.4%. So when it comes down to it the whole damn world is fucked.

  • @ausintune9014

    @ausintune9014

    9 жыл бұрын

    yes everyone is but for example russia does not have more debt then its GDP

  • @daniluk710
    @daniluk7108 жыл бұрын

    #hetalia ╯﹏╰

  • @enharmonics

    @enharmonics

    8 жыл бұрын

    Alfred F. Jones is a bad boyfriend, even Nyo!England is concerned...

  • @Mason-vf6bz

    @Mason-vf6bz

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Daria “Demon” Daniluk YESSS

  • @Space0fox

    @Space0fox

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Rin “Lina Kawaii” Matsuoka Hetalia is everywhere @w@

  • @berri_blast6450

    @berri_blast6450

    8 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHA I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD

  • @andrewpaul2716

    @andrewpaul2716

    8 жыл бұрын

    + Daria "Demon" Daniluk No. Just no.

  • @foxx.on.saturn5143
    @foxx.on.saturn51435 жыл бұрын

    You let him look at your phone?! I don’t like it...but.....what can I do :/

  • @Matthew-qx3dh
    @Matthew-qx3dh4 жыл бұрын

    America - the bully that used to be good Russia - the jock China - secretive nerd France - the gay guy Argentina - the guy thats really good at futbol Canada - everything a girl could ask for Saudi Arabia - the rich guy

  • @scott1660

    @scott1660

    4 жыл бұрын

    England- The posh prick.

  • @Dfoskdty

    @Dfoskdty

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@scott1660 No ones made that joke before

  • @scott1660

    @scott1660

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Dfoskdty Ofcourse nobody has cause I'm soooo original. England's either the villain or the prick. It's a fact of nature.

  • @Dfoskdty

    @Dfoskdty

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@scott1660 ok I get it

  • @scott1660

    @scott1660

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jar Jar Binks Even Germany and Italy would make a little more sense. But Brazil is probably the best bet.

  • @grellsutcliff6042
    @grellsutcliff60428 жыл бұрын

    She dumped him for his younger brother Canada.

  • @hasogon

    @hasogon

    6 жыл бұрын

    Grell Sutcliff if I was her I would go for his dad England

  • @recordstore2265

    @recordstore2265

    6 жыл бұрын

    I like Walsh

  • @colleen4ever

    @colleen4ever

    6 жыл бұрын

    WHO HAS A COMMUNIST GOVERNOR! NO THANKS I WILL STAY RIGHT WHERE I AM!! MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE!

  • @kuba_mar

    @kuba_mar

    6 жыл бұрын

    and above we see typical american who belives that only capitalism should exist

  • @mr.badass6392

    @mr.badass6392

    6 жыл бұрын

    colleen ALL CAPS MEAN IMPORTANCE

  • @TT-uf4vk
    @TT-uf4vk9 жыл бұрын

    U.S.A. isn't the worst country on the world by far. It's a beautiful country. It is civilized. It's democratic. It's a very fine country. But it isn't the best country on the world. Which is a fact. Sorry.

  • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

    @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

    9 жыл бұрын

    We have the most obese people.

  • @TT-uf4vk

    @TT-uf4vk

    9 жыл бұрын

    Nope. American-Samoa and Nauru have ;P

  • @murtsman1

    @murtsman1

    9 жыл бұрын

    The USA isn't a democracy though...

  • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

    @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr

    9 жыл бұрын

    It isn't and I agree.

  • @BlueMewGaming

    @BlueMewGaming

    9 жыл бұрын

    Murtsman1 It's an iffy subject, the US does show signs of 'democracy' but as stated before: The US Government only listens to the richest people, It takes our money, It is constantly in debt, and other stuff that defies the Constitution. But what the US has done was make REAL democracies in other countries.

  • @honestlyahna
    @honestlyahna Жыл бұрын

    Now she’s playing Death on the Sandman… so crazy

  • @miraiholmes
    @miraiholmes3 жыл бұрын

    2020 and it's back in my feed. See you all in 4 years

  • @anananwar
    @anananwar9 жыл бұрын

    Is this the part where no one can take a joke, and get really really defensive and/or abusive in the comments?

  • @misscomicnerd2011

    @misscomicnerd2011

    9 жыл бұрын

    pretty much.

  • @SKnowlton27

    @SKnowlton27

    9 жыл бұрын

    On the money with that statement

  • @TheGreatRakatan

    @TheGreatRakatan

    9 жыл бұрын

    People have issues with parody for some reason. It might be because they aren't smart enough to recognize it.

  • @JacobRshepard

    @JacobRshepard

    9 жыл бұрын

    Even the best of people can be taken away when it comes to their country. Not that the people you're referring to are the best of people, but you can't really expect much from KZread commenters, its the reason behind the trend of channels turning off the comments section

  • @WhiteCamry

    @WhiteCamry

    9 жыл бұрын

    TheGreatRakatan Oh, they're smart enough to recognize it; they just don't have any answer better that "STFU".

  • @essennagerry
    @essennagerry7 жыл бұрын

    Free re-fills are spreading to other contries now, guys... sorry to be the one to let you know... it's starting.

  • @Dreamfyre_

    @Dreamfyre_

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm already packing.

  • @dilennoris6547

    @dilennoris6547

    7 жыл бұрын

    essennagerry so is the very concept of free speech... which Americans have started.

  • @tiresiaspelops7684

    @tiresiaspelops7684

    7 жыл бұрын

    Wrong. So wrong. -> Erasmus, 1516 (the US didn't even EXIST at this time) : "In a free state, tongues too should be free". And it's not the first reference to it. So the concept is just far older. I'm not saying the US weren't among the first to implement it, just that they didn't come up with it.

  • @someguygaming3526

    @someguygaming3526

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's true, one time I went on an trip to st Andrews in Scotland and the nandos had unlimited refils

  • @bunnyofdeath8465

    @bunnyofdeath8465

    6 жыл бұрын

    dilen noris Americans weren’t the first to come up with the concept, however, they were the first to make it into written law, and still is one of the few countries that has it written down, meaning that it is protected no matter who is in “power”

  • @cameronabbey4303
    @cameronabbey43035 жыл бұрын

    I love my country, but a true patriot will recognize the problems with their nation and instead of trying to leave, they will attempt to make changes!

  • @patrickpastor8041

    @patrickpastor8041

    5 жыл бұрын

    Have you seen the idiots running the country? Not gonna happen.

  • @l.s3132

    @l.s3132

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@patrickpastor8041 your idiots are far better than our idiots that are running the countries here in the Middle East.

  • @patrickpastor8041

    @patrickpastor8041

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@l.s3132 Debatable.

  • @l.s3132

    @l.s3132

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@patrickpastor8041 No way Patrick, no way whatsoever.

  • @yoholup19

    @yoholup19

    4 жыл бұрын

    To be fair people like Tomi lahren are issues when it comes to that protest Their answer leave the country Change? Their answer leave the country

  • @queencharleston7201
    @queencharleston72014 жыл бұрын

    “God bless America” Yeah, America needs it.

  • @DiaTaylorOfficial
    @DiaTaylorOfficial7 жыл бұрын

    this is pretty much what the rest of the world think of the US haha

  • @enjogior5489

    @enjogior5489

    7 жыл бұрын

    no this is what the US *is*

  • @troyljunggren4600

    @troyljunggren4600

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dia Taylor the whole video I was nodding my head

  • @moth8550

    @moth8550

    7 жыл бұрын

    Wow. You guys really don't know how bad it is, do you?

  • @troyljunggren4600

    @troyljunggren4600

    7 жыл бұрын

    Um yeah... We know it's bad? Um what are you talking about?

  • @moth8550

    @moth8550

    7 жыл бұрын

    Troy Ljunggren no. Not in America. In a parts of the world where you can't be gay openly, where you can't worship whoever you want or choose to not worship at all, in parts of the world where you aren't allowed to own a firearm to protect yourself, in parts of the world where, because you're a woman, you can't do the same things a man can. America is a symbol of democracy and equality. If you don't like it, then leave. You aren't wanted

  • @averykhoury2138
    @averykhoury21387 жыл бұрын

    OMG " I need to take a wiki leak " almost died

  • @ruediix
    @ruediix Жыл бұрын

    "I can change him." I saw that one coming the second I saw the title.

  • @Tesseract1887
    @Tesseract18875 жыл бұрын

    "I can change him" well we can, because we are America, we are just too stupid apparently to actually change anything

  • @eboysix

    @eboysix

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nah your "democracy" is fucked. It's virtually an oligarchy

  • @lewistranmer2399

    @lewistranmer2399

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah your democracy is practically a lie

  • @lazyboi2373

    @lazyboi2373

    5 жыл бұрын

    Tesseract 14 your right. If those stupid ass people in congress can fucking compromise like we did way back in 1800’s to mid 1800’s, and during the first five great presidents (besides John adam. He was trash)

  • @samaelherself4286

    @samaelherself4286

    5 жыл бұрын

    You could but only if a massive majority of people decided to vote any political party that isn't the exact same two every time. Bipartidism exists so that dissent is impossible. Even more in a country with just a capitalist right wing (aka. neoliberalism) party and a capitalist centre-right party.

  • @ShawnRavenfire

    @ShawnRavenfire

    5 жыл бұрын

    We can elect congress, but the president can use executive power to ignore congress. We can vote for the president, but the electoral college can ignore our votes. Petitions are ignored. Ordinary people can't afford to finance a candidate to compete with the Washington insiders. We don't have the firepower to fight an armed revolution against our own military. And most of us can't afford the travel fare to leave. We're fucked.

  • @jonshafe8097
    @jonshafe80977 жыл бұрын

    that's what you say every four years lol

  • @mrm64
    @mrm648 жыл бұрын

    Eh, every country is messed up in it's own way. Just like we all gon' die.

  • @wamblipadilla1513

    @wamblipadilla1513

    8 жыл бұрын

    +mrm64 Another mass shooting in the states, oregon 9 dead. Must be monday. If this video doesnt show gun violence, its not an accurate description of the usa.

  • @mrm64

    @mrm64

    8 жыл бұрын

    Wambli Padilla You're not wrong. Mass shootings happen everywhere tho.

  • @wamblipadilla1513

    @wamblipadilla1513

    8 жыл бұрын

    mrm64 Lol. No wonder people think usa guys are stupid. Mass shootings dont happen with the same sick frecuency in any other developed country on earth. The usa is the only one. Germany, the next advanced country by mass shootings has 6. Canada has 3. The USA has (so far in 2015) more than 200.

  • @mrm64

    @mrm64

    8 жыл бұрын

    Wambli Padilla *you're. not. wrong.* I'm not about to go into the pointless argument with you. Keep thinking the USA is the scum of the earth. I honestly couldn't give any less of a crap.

  • @mrm64

    @mrm64

    8 жыл бұрын

    ***** Canada, Japan, China, Poland, don't matter. We're all screwed up in our own ways.

  • @TastyGamingQc
    @TastyGamingQc4 жыл бұрын

    Me: My bf Canada pay for all my medical bills...but the rest of the time he's always broke. :(

  • @m1losk1

    @m1losk1

    3 жыл бұрын

    and says sorry way too much which can get weird

  • @NewGlock836

    @NewGlock836

    3 жыл бұрын

    And you have to wait 3 years for a check up

  • @ajcyrilldy

    @ajcyrilldy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@NewGlock836 but hey, at least we don't try to hide from an ambulance when we break our leg to avoid paying an absurd amount of money.

  • @flavioinnocenti204
    @flavioinnocenti2045 жыл бұрын

    The black actress has such a beautiful and satisfactying voice

  • @TheRubyRose
    @TheRubyRose9 жыл бұрын

    This. Is so amazing. Im not American...but wow this is so awesome.

  • @HalEmmerichOtacon

    @HalEmmerichOtacon

    9 жыл бұрын

    I don't live too far from your country....I can just go over and punch your country in the face if I wanted to. (I live in New York)

  • @HalEmmerichOtacon

    @HalEmmerichOtacon

    9 жыл бұрын

    Kurome クロメ Idk

  • @gunxswordification

    @gunxswordification

    9 жыл бұрын

    Ruby Rose the sadiest part of this video is canada is the only place we can go and actually own land not have a name tag on it so americans just have to stay in our abusive relationship but i mean its not all bad sometimes we can sleep in the bed

  • @Zamolxes77

    @Zamolxes77

    9 жыл бұрын

    +Furutaka Kai because they bombed the Baldwins ?

  • @InnannasRainbow

    @InnannasRainbow

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Achktung Swonsburger I am an American and to tell you the truth, I don't much want to be here anymore but where to go? How to afford to move? Is anywhere else truly better? If so, they probably don't want more people. So I guess I'm stuck here.

  • @ottoros
    @ottoros9 жыл бұрын

    This is a great video! American patriotism is truly weird. Like religious fundamentalism, it requires you to distort the truth and ignore blatant contradictions to appear even slightly coherent.

  • @ottoros

    @ottoros

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Oh yeah? I can give examples: when Obamacare was a subject of intense discussion and many people (including some people who should know better, like house speaker John Boehner) made statements that "America has the best healtcare in the world". Meanwhile, in the real world, the WHO ranks American healtcare as 31st best and the most expensive system in the world. Even countries like Saudi-Arabia and Colombia do better with far less money.

  • @ottoros

    @ottoros

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** You are making a very convincing argument against yourself. I do know the crucial role of private insurance in the American healthcare system and that is precisely the reason why it's not very good. To clarify, a healthcare _system_ includes not only treatment but paperwork and all the other side stuff.

  • @MilitarizeGaming

    @MilitarizeGaming

    9 жыл бұрын

    Otto Rosenberg with obama care the waiting time for doctors will most likely rise and the quality of care will go down. people worldwide come to america for health care if they can afford it. they do this because the care is better. people from Canada for example come to get treatment here in the USA.

  • @BelowAverage355

    @BelowAverage355

    9 жыл бұрын

    Being an American expat in Spain, there are a lot of great things about America (the diversity/food/overall smooth-runningness of everything), but there are great things about other countries/cultures as well. It's really like comparing apples and oranges. and ***** at least where I am the public healthcare is both free and at least equal in quality to in the US. The wait times here are usually less, actually. I can usually get doctor's appointment within a day and go to a specialist within a few weeks. Whereas in the US I wait 3 months to see my specialist. Most people just point to the NHS in England which is, admittedly, awful. But most other countries have a much smoother-run operation.

  • @BelowAverage355

    @BelowAverage355

    9 жыл бұрын

    MilitarizeGaming That's actually completely and unequivocally false. From 3rd world countries, perhaps, but not from Canada. The only Canadians seen in US hospitals are generally emergency cases, like broken arms and whatnot, when they're in the state. Look up Healthcare Triage on KZread, i know they discuss that in some video or another, I don't feel like looking it up atm though haha.

  • @maneswarjha1369
    @maneswarjha13693 жыл бұрын

    College humour has a time machine. They get ideas from future events.

  • @odalicio
    @odalicio4 жыл бұрын

    Considering the terrorist attack on iran yesterday, this video just became relevant again

  • @sebastianmartinez8282

    @sebastianmartinez8282

    4 жыл бұрын

    Plus, Solimeini was in Iraq with an unsactioned military convoy, when he was taken out, not in Iran.

  • @nathancamara6285

    @nathancamara6285

    4 жыл бұрын

    He did deserve to die, but the question is, did Congress allow the action?

  • @mattjones6578

    @mattjones6578

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nathancamara6285 Congress Doesn't matter who cares

  • @nathancamara6285

    @nathancamara6285

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mattjones6578 the president is legally required to consult Congress before carrying out an attack or declaring war. We were not in an active war with Iran. If we were then it would be a different story. Also what do you mean by Congress doesn't matter? There are checks and balances for a reason. Without Congress either you would be voting for every federal law or the president would be making every single decision.

  • @dirkgonthier101

    @dirkgonthier101

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@athappyhiker And which terrorist actions supported the USA? I can think of hundreds...

  • @chinangel
    @chinangel7 жыл бұрын

    what did America give me that no other country could? My husband

  • @ironsilverman641

    @ironsilverman641

    7 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations!

  • @chinangel

    @chinangel

    7 жыл бұрын

    IronSilverMan thank you ^^

  • @MrDragonbreathr
    @MrDragonbreathr9 жыл бұрын

    Offensive, but funny. America IS a good place to live. You feel safe, and if you have a gun, even safer. I know it sounds wierd, but if you actually tried it, you WOULD feel safer. The ability to know if anyone fucks with you, you can be confident and shoot them, as it will be self-defense. My friend's uncle actually got intruders into his house, and they held a gun to his wives head, but he shot him multiple times. The other guy ran away not having a gun. He ended up killing the guy, but in court, he was let go. TRUE STORY!

  • @rockyadriano2

    @rockyadriano2

    9 жыл бұрын

    Would be also safer if not any idiot in that country would have a gun in my opinion.

  • @doctorxcraft630

    @doctorxcraft630

    9 жыл бұрын

    rockyadriano2 Amen

  • @McMurphyMillions

    @McMurphyMillions

    9 жыл бұрын

    Do you not see the irony in your analogy. He was protecting himself from a guy with a gun with a gun.

  • @TheCrazyfock

    @TheCrazyfock

    9 жыл бұрын

    let's all have guns, so that we can protect ourselves from each other - 'murrican logic.

  • @AntiCougar1988

    @AntiCougar1988

    9 жыл бұрын

    bigvirgotube Idk how you actually feel worried by owning one. Guns help protect you and your family from criminals. Criminals aren't going to run away if you ball up your fists and threaten them with a good ole fashioned slobber-knocker.

  • @moc0s
    @moc0s3 жыл бұрын

    They should’ve done a thing where it cut to the friends boyfriend, UK, and it would be an old man going “I rule the world”

  • @Uroboros97
    @Uroboros974 жыл бұрын

    "It shouldn't matter you don't have anything to hide" LOL

  • @Hydrugan
    @Hydrugan8 жыл бұрын

    HETALIA *Hetalia intensifies*

  • @victoriabrown1955

    @victoriabrown1955

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Lucian the kawaii satan I was looking for this comment

  • @nagomi6969

    @nagomi6969

    8 жыл бұрын

    I was looking for this comment too 😂😂

  • @Hydrugan

    @Hydrugan

    8 жыл бұрын

    PASTAAA

  • @giselleb5499

    @giselleb5499

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Rin “Lina Kawaii” Matsuoka YOU'VE RUINED THE ORDER!!

  • @jessieisobel8510

    @jessieisobel8510

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Caramel Canadian i have found a friend!!!!

  • @ForeverStarFox
    @ForeverStarFox9 жыл бұрын

    I feel like there should be more Hetalia people in the comments

  • @gregtheturtle9624

    @gregtheturtle9624

    9 жыл бұрын

    I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XD

  • @pollyyander

    @pollyyander

    9 жыл бұрын

    lol literally all I could think of~ I'm gonna go watch it now~

  • @TheBc99

    @TheBc99

    9 жыл бұрын

    Is Hetalia that anime where characters represent countries? Is it good?

  • @ForeverStarFox

    @ForeverStarFox

    9 жыл бұрын

    Yep! That's exactly what it is! It's VERY a good and it'll give you a good laugh too.

  • @TheBc99

    @TheBc99

    9 жыл бұрын

    Sakara Chan Great! I'll check it out. I'm not really that into anime, but the ones I've seen that friends have recommended (like Fate/Zero, FMA and Miyazaki's movies) I really enjoyed. So I'll give this one a shot. I should also watch Death Note.

  • @pnklamb6839
    @pnklamb68394 жыл бұрын

    "did she tell you about my guns?" I laughed so much🤣🤣

  • @IAmNotHim97
    @IAmNotHim973 жыл бұрын

    This is one of my favorite videos now

  • @Moonlitwatersofaqua
    @Moonlitwatersofaqua8 жыл бұрын

    That is pretty great XD admittedly though I think every country would make an awful boyfriend. America isn't the only one into invading privacy, starting unnecessary fights, and not providing for you. The moral of this statement is never date a country. (Sorry Hetalia fangirls)

  • @antoniomarino5186
    @antoniomarino51868 жыл бұрын

    "That's What you Say Every 4 Years" 😂

  • @SabsAndCo
    @SabsAndCo6 жыл бұрын

    Loved the concept!!!

  • @unripetomato4312
    @unripetomato43123 жыл бұрын

    I got a "Ford, built tough" F-150 add for this video.

  • @jovantivity8820
    @jovantivity88207 жыл бұрын

    "That's what you say every four years" XD

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB9 жыл бұрын

    A few weeks later, she starting dating his laid-back brother, Canada.

  • @suzanneschaefer5382

    @suzanneschaefer5382

    9 жыл бұрын

    Named mat

  • @Trevortedder

    @Trevortedder

    9 жыл бұрын

    But then found out he's exactly the same and starting dating Switzerland.

  • @GdoubleWB

    @GdoubleWB

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** Yeah, no.

  • @millerrepin4452

    @millerrepin4452

    9 жыл бұрын

    then they all get stabbed by mexico in a dark alley

  • @chet6286

    @chet6286

    9 жыл бұрын

    Killing baby seals and acting like it's better than all the other anglos

  • @reitheinsolvable7380
    @reitheinsolvable73803 жыл бұрын

    This is more relatable than funny at this point

  • @DS91284
    @DS912844 ай бұрын

    This sketch is now more relevant than ever. 😂😂😂

  • @randomnessincarnate1843
    @randomnessincarnate18437 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who's mind inadvertently replaced the America character with Alfred F. Jones and ran off to hetalia land?

  • @goosetheft4187
    @goosetheft41878 жыл бұрын

    Any country that actively states they are the best or strongest is automatically disqualified from being the best.

  • @JuliusCreatrix

    @JuliusCreatrix

    8 жыл бұрын

    Nah dude north korea kills

  • @vladdracula4025

    @vladdracula4025

    8 жыл бұрын

    not true america is the best military wise it is declining because of the fucking turd shit head in office but we still have the best military

  • @JuliusCreatrix

    @JuliusCreatrix

    8 жыл бұрын

    Not everything brown is made of shit bro

  • @shay3425

    @shay3425

    8 жыл бұрын

    but do we need the best military?

  • @drksideofthewal

    @drksideofthewal

    8 жыл бұрын

    Very few Americans that I've seen think this country is the best. That's an outdated stereotype perpetuated by old Hollywood movies, and cold war propaganda. Hell, even Donald Trump's campaign has the slogan of "make America great again" implying it's not great now. Also, America is the strongest, there's not any debate on that.

  • @JWSmythe
    @JWSmythe4 жыл бұрын

    And things keep getting better every year.

  • @CaptainTedStryker
    @CaptainTedStryker5 жыл бұрын

    One of the greatest CH videos of all time! The red tie on "bad America" is such a funny detail.

  • @mksabourinable
    @mksabourinable8 жыл бұрын

    Canada has free refills.... do other countries not?

  • @ghl3186

    @ghl3186

    8 жыл бұрын

    I don't know. New York Fries, Montana's, President's Choice, Boston Pizza...why is Canada obsessed with USA?

  • @ghettogarage6687

    @ghettogarage6687

    7 жыл бұрын

    What? You sayin some shit about my homeboy Montana? Or am I just confused with your sentence?

  • @Gist432

    @Gist432

    7 жыл бұрын

    Here in Norway there are NO free refills! ... except for TGI Fridays..

  • @oliverwilkes3996

    @oliverwilkes3996

    7 жыл бұрын

    Im British but i live in spain, free refills are avaliable in most major fast food chains

  • @Adrian-sk6rm

    @Adrian-sk6rm

    7 жыл бұрын

    here in Germany we don't have Free refills .

  • @raiii2030
    @raiii20308 жыл бұрын

    I'm literally scrolling down to find Hetalians X3

  • @marinbel

    @marinbel

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AnimeLover645 I'm with you too. :)

  • @elizadraws4743

    @elizadraws4743

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AnimeLover645 Haha! Same!

  • @clowntrooper61

    @clowntrooper61

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AnimeLover645 I'm gonna regret this but what is that?

  • @raiii2030

    @raiii2030

    8 жыл бұрын

    clowntrooper61 Child, *SIT DOWN* and let me teach you ^ ^ Okay,so there's an anime called Hetalia.It's an anime about personified countries and I *think* the anime took place in WWII.So Hetalia fans are called Hetalians :33

  • @clowntrooper61

    @clowntrooper61

    8 жыл бұрын

    AnimeLover645 You don't have to patronize me or call me a kid just cos I don't know that. I mean the only anime i've watched is the movies like spirited away, 5 meters per second, akira etc. Oh right. I thought it had something to do with henti which is why I was skeptical

  • @sandstorm9305
    @sandstorm93053 жыл бұрын

    “America is the strongest” “Not important” *Map of American military bases worldwide*

  • @infiniteannus3389

    @infiniteannus3389

    3 жыл бұрын

    I used to wonder so much about why people halfway acrosd the world care about our politics, then i saw a map of our bases

  • @queeny5613
    @queeny56132 жыл бұрын

    This is amazing

  • @kokie4512
    @kokie45128 жыл бұрын

    Hetailia anyone?

  • @moroniclown1086

    @moroniclown1086

    8 жыл бұрын

    yes, over here! :3 here's some pasta! 🍝 ... and a tomato 🍅...

  • @devoncooper8711

    @devoncooper8711

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Kittykat Kara shut up America and take my money!! (reference to that one space show)

  • @kokie4512

    @kokie4512

    8 жыл бұрын

    Devon Cooper That one space show is called Futurama (I think that's how you spell it)

  • @devoncooper8711

    @devoncooper8711

    8 жыл бұрын

    yeah, that's it, know hwy I threw money at America? because he's greedy, he's 11 triolion bucks in debt, and americans want money, even though I live in America, just saying

  • @fallowfrog

    @fallowfrog

    8 жыл бұрын

    I KNEW THERE WAS GOING TO BE A HETALIA REFERENCE HERE

  • @andrewescobar3168
    @andrewescobar31687 жыл бұрын

    This is why Canada is the best boyfriend: He is the opposite of everything America

  • @alexgeerts6404

    @alexgeerts6404

    7 жыл бұрын

    no true exactly

  • @leoelliondeux

    @leoelliondeux

    7 жыл бұрын

    nice guys finish last

  • @monstersinthecity

    @monstersinthecity

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lol america is just busting out its dick and shouting about how big it is

  • @somegay9528

    @somegay9528

    7 жыл бұрын

    Food For Thought Compared to America, that's pretty tame

  • @HouseMDaddict

    @HouseMDaddict

    7 жыл бұрын

    why is it always Canada vs America? the majority of Canada is not even inhabitated, while most of the US is, so that alone doesn't make a fair comparison. I also know that if the US economy collapses or the country itself just blows up, the world would go into crisis. America isn't the greatest country and it has major flaws but it has hands in a lot of other economies that would suffer if America suffered. that's why most countries are always terrified when US presidential elections come around, especially now that Obama is out of office and lots of countries liked him.

  • @ShaggyGray-gc2wd
    @ShaggyGray-gc2wd5 жыл бұрын

    0:53 Am I the only one who thought that was the Syria Crisis in a nutshell...?

  • @leapace9480
    @leapace94802 жыл бұрын

    Wish they would have addressed how she's not allowed to leave.

  • @Thirdpartyplease
    @Thirdpartyplease7 жыл бұрын

    I love how they found the perfect "bro" to play America. haha classic

  • @jakie4444

    @jakie4444

    7 жыл бұрын

    Olivia Wilson but who would play the uk plus the uk woman cant bring up crime when their crime rate is bigger than ours

  • @Thirdpartyplease

    @Thirdpartyplease

    7 жыл бұрын

    silentblast If you can't complete a sentence, just don't post. Just don't.

  • @ladyofcaliban5722

    @ladyofcaliban5722

    7 жыл бұрын

    I personally think Caleb from AiAnime is the best America cos player. But this guy is good to

  • @kainkusanagi
    @kainkusanagi9 жыл бұрын

    Ms USA should have asked her Brit friend how she likes her "boyfriend's" VAT pickpocketing and CCTV big brothering. Funny that she criticizes US for "getting into fights" when the UK gladly jumps into all most of them as well. The US is just always the one that gets saddled with the blame. But I guess when US is forced to take action the UN should have, it's easy to sit back and call the US a bully even when it protects innocent lives. Big bad "Murica", but Russia gets a free pass for invading for no other reason but imperialism. The US is the bad guy for stopping genocide the UN's security council won't even impose sanctions for. Oh yeah, Russia has veto power on the security council, that makes sense. Why is it when ISIS murders children the world looks to the US for help, but then complains that we had to use guns and tanks to do it?

  • @jcgilbert100ify

    @jcgilbert100ify

    9 жыл бұрын

    US gets the blame? They used to have nuclear missiles in our country ready to frame us at a moment's notice

  • @tacoman500v1

    @tacoman500v1

    9 жыл бұрын

    "Protects innocent lives"...kills over 500,000 innocent Iraqis. Remember USA, just because they are a different colour doesn't make them evil.

  • @marac200

    @marac200

    9 жыл бұрын

    James Gibblesghotten Are you talking about the Uk.

  • @im_peth

    @im_peth

    9 жыл бұрын

    Willum Bolt how did the US kill 500,000 Iraqis when the earth is only 2000 years old?

  • @predwarlord

    @predwarlord

    9 жыл бұрын

    America designed the way the UN works. So the fact the UN doesn't work is actually also America's fault. XD

  • @jaketepsa6523
    @jaketepsa65234 жыл бұрын

    America reads everyones texts

  • @THELIFEOFVIEWS1
    @THELIFEOFVIEWS14 жыл бұрын

    In 2020 This Hurts So Much!!😫😫😫

  • @babygrell881
    @babygrell8817 жыл бұрын

    I saw the tittle and the first think that came in my mind was HETALIA

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