Old Enough! Longterm Boyfriends! - SNL
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A TV show follows long-term boyfriends as they run errands by themselves.
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Dropping change in a store is the most awkward scenario because you look CRAZY if you just leave it (like you’re just littering copper and nickel all over Barnes & Nobel) but if you do pick it up you have to crawl on the floor like a desperate street urchin hurriedly scraping up the thruppence a rich man in a top hat just threw at your feet while telling you to go about your begging on some other merchant’s door step
@presentfuture7563
2 жыл бұрын
I love the Dickensian vibes of this comment lol
@ethanomcbride
2 жыл бұрын
@@presentfuture7563 Perchance 🧐
@Fr0stbyteGamezz
2 жыл бұрын
@@presentfuture7563 I read all of Charles dickens work after seeing this comment just so I could feel as smart as you. I will surpass you, you hear me?! I will study all literature, all history, and ALL SCIENCE! Just so you will never defeat me again Mr. Future.
@presentfuture7563
2 жыл бұрын
@@Fr0stbyteGamezz You read all those books and then traveled back in time just to tell me? Maybe we should call *you* Mr. Future.
@CJ-oq6xs
2 жыл бұрын
I would stoop down for quarters. Anything else, I'm just pretending I didn't see it.
As a long term boyfriend named Matt who just learned what shallots look like a few weeks ago, my fiance had a field day with this.
@gummybear8154
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@waltermh111
Жыл бұрын
I see them, I dont understand still, but I can read labels and a list, so I must be above average :P And yes, I make lists exactly because I am forgetful.
@alinasanchez140
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@runrig97
Жыл бұрын
Shallots are awesome onions. If you watch enough egg fried rice videos, only the ones with shallots are Uncle Roger approved. Also needed for the sauce for chateaubriand.
@The1stDukeDroklar
11 ай бұрын
62 and I still don't know 🤣
My favorite line is :"Matt is so great at doing things he likes... but getting something for me without me being there is a lot for him to handle". SNL nailed it with this sketch.
@Seagaltalk
4 ай бұрын
Nailed what?
“Don’t get distracted by Ana de Armas!” is the realest thing about this!
@wmassey683
4 ай бұрын
I mean, is that even possible though
@jacoballen5538
4 ай бұрын
@wmassey683 did you mean to say "is that even not possible" I'd assume cause there is no way anyone would ever type what you had said
@wmassey683
4 ай бұрын
@@jacoballen5538 yes not possible
@larrymcardle
3 ай бұрын
No, the most real thing about it was "...and a cream that costs $80." 🤣🤔🤐
@Hillbilly80808
2 ай бұрын
That, and feeling overwhelmed in Sephora. Other than that, just perpetuating the bullshit narrative that men are useless.
"Kelsey wanted two shallots. But he buys two five pound bags of onions." Literally my dad every time my mom sends him to the store. Always gets the wrong thing, but he tries to compensate by getting A LOT of it.
@LadyxBleu
2 жыл бұрын
Yesss, if we ask my dad to get one thing, he buys every kind in the store! 😂
@nenamichelle
2 жыл бұрын
I saw some article where a woman sent her husband to the store with a printed out list. This list not only included PHOTOS of the item but also the exact aisle. At that point, she probably could have just gone herself and saved time. Also, why tf are so many men so freaking helpless. Like, how can you not know how to grocery shop. My best guess is that they could do it but purposely fail until they’re no longer trusted with the simple task.
@suzabakingbaked7975
2 жыл бұрын
@@nenamichelle if I asked you to go get 7 quarts of full synthetic high mileage 5w20 and a fram oil filter that fits, would you be able to get the exact items?
@allywashington
2 жыл бұрын
@@suzabakingbaked7975 Why wouldn’t she be able to? If given a list of items to purchase and the items are unknown you ask questions, ask for help, and educate yourself. Weaponized incompetence isn’t cute on anyone. If it were me, I’d change my own oil because it’s important to learn as much as I can to manage on my own. And say, for some reason, I never wanted to change my own oil but my husband really enjoyed working on cars. I would learn along side him because, in a partnership, it is healthy to understand your SO’s interests. This isn’t about some silly request. At the end she breaks up with him when we find that he isn’t interested in what she wants or needs. It is exhausting to parent someone who should be a partner.
@rosequartz4102
2 жыл бұрын
That's my dad too. He's about to be 80 but has only been to the grocery store about a dozen times, and each time he's gotten the wrong things on the list but does just fine with buying his own snacks. Then my mom yells at him for buying junk food. He also suffers from crippling refrigerator blindness. Evidently only my mother and I are able to see the things in the fridge.
Kenan even did the toddler waddle perfectly; such a genius.
@zkeletonz001
2 жыл бұрын
Best part of this show for years.
@ckblackwoodmusic
2 жыл бұрын
@@zkeletonz001 Well, him and Kate McKinnon!
@markuse3472
2 жыл бұрын
It seems everyone is a freakin' genius now a-days. Dimwits.
@betheroo2397
2 жыл бұрын
That was great! "Are shallots onions?" "Yep."
@theeleanorshellstrop
2 жыл бұрын
His toddler voice was on-point, too
"Oh. Silly me." That was delivered flawlessly! She's fantastic.
I love Selena Gomez in anything comedic.
@1kevinjay
Жыл бұрын
You could have stopped at Gomez and still been 100% right
@nikkimiddlekillsday5161
Жыл бұрын
Hey if she asked me if I wanted to have sex I'd be in the bed waiting as soon as she said "baby" 😉
@hartsimha4418
2 ай бұрын
@@1kevinjay You could stop that sentence after any word other than "I" or "in" and still be 100% right
She's got a great dry tone and witt. Working with Steve Martin and Martin Short can't hurt those skills either.
@andreedwards4542
2 жыл бұрын
thats literally alex russo
@thewizardofoz511
2 жыл бұрын
@Maverick Lanzerotti go Alex Caruso! 😁👌 # everything is not what it seems 😉👌
@danilejai7801
2 жыл бұрын
Their Hulu show was really good… Only murders in the building
@sticksnstonespatriot1728
2 жыл бұрын
This is dumbAF.... IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. It's Marxist propaganda.
@chrisbrown6952
2 жыл бұрын
/eyeroll. She’s been funny for years
The way he's holding his flag around normal pedestrians is killing me 😂
@missnubi4876
2 жыл бұрын
And the water bottle with Matt written on it in big letters!!!!
@sh3cat13
7 ай бұрын
Not to mention his name tag that says he's running an errand for his girlfriend
growing up in Japan watching the original show & having a 35yr husband, this was too funny for me on So Many Levels 🤣🤣🤣
WEAPONIZED INCOMPETENCE. YOU DESERVE BETTER MY SISTERS
@funk3nst3in
2 ай бұрын
lol weekend update tonight was about weaponized incompetence! immediately thought of this sketch
@JB-lp9xr
28 күн бұрын
One red sock tossed in with the whites gets us out of laundry duty forever! (Rubs hands together evilly) bwahaha!!!
@mark9294
22 күн бұрын
Good thing women never weaponise incompetence
"I might have a bottle...a glass of wine...it's 10 AM, but it's fine. You can cut that out, right?" THE DELIVERY OF THIS IS COMEDY GOLD.
@ElizabethScottStress
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought this was the funniest line in the sketch! And perfect delivery--go Selena!
@offloc1141
2 жыл бұрын
Y'all must watch paint dry for a living
@gibiati8295
2 жыл бұрын
@@offloc1141 Oh look everybody, its the trump-loving incel here to tell us why a liberal woman can't be funny before he goes off to retweet some Marjorie Taylor Greene posts. And before you predictably fire off with the "wow, that's a lot of assumptions." No. It really isn't. Everyone knows the exact type of pathetic asswipe who frequents SNL videos to tell everybody how unfunny they are. It's you. You're lame. Get more out of life sometime, you sorry douche bag. You might even find a friend you're clearly in desperate need of.
@quinroseman7233
2 жыл бұрын
@@UnderTheBridge96 i think it was purposeful for her to go from bottle to glass
@mikek6612
2 жыл бұрын
@UCzaVCdHBsdhFPb9w-_5NmdQ lol botched? You do realize this part isn't live....right?
I've been married 20 years and I can't decide whether to laugh hysterically or weep inconsolably. 🤔
@eveningstar8581
2 жыл бұрын
Righttt LOLLL
@CreativeC13
2 жыл бұрын
Get a divorce😃
@annal7406
2 жыл бұрын
Google weaponised incompetence
@johnbachner9901
2 жыл бұрын
don't worry Im sure he feels the same abt you
@julieholt7889
2 жыл бұрын
Only 8+ over here (because I dumped the first one and tried to draw a different card) and they’re all the same. Just big children who somehow earn more than me… I hate everything.
I asked my boyfriend to pick up a moisturizer at Sephora. He came back with a gift card instead. 😂
@tbewin1z143
4 ай бұрын
he did it on purpose so you wouldn't ask again
@jonwwillis
3 ай бұрын
Smart man to realize that he had no idea what the right moisturizer was that you wanted.
@mark9294
22 күн бұрын
Smart
Worked in pharmacy. Amazing the number of dads who walk out with an empty bag and drive home after being told to wait while we mix their child's antibiotic. Never fun having to deal with the "My husband is an idiot, can you guys keep the pharmacy open for an extra 15mins?" Phone calls we'd get if we couldn't race out to the parking lot fast enough to hand him the bottle before he peeled out.
@pcbassoon3892
8 ай бұрын
Why did you give them the bag without the medicine?
@user-cx5no9oi2w
7 ай бұрын
@@pcbassoon3892 Exactly my thought. What an idiotic way to do business. My pharmacy never gives me a bag before it's ready. But no it's the dads fault smh
@MyB1AncestorsWantMe2SPELLitOut
6 ай бұрын
@@pcbassoon3892Noooooo, wait huh???? 🤦🏾♀️ "leaving with an empty bag" meaning HE LEFT/ THEY LEAVE without any of the items that they went THERE TO GET. "THEY LEFT WITHOUT GETTING WHAT THEY NEEDED"
@MyB1AncestorsWantMe2SPELLitOut
6 ай бұрын
@@user-cx5no9oi2w What???? Omg 🤦🏾♀️🙄
@threenumbnuts
5 ай бұрын
@@pcbassoon3892 Pretty sure they mean their own bag.
That "I'm on an errand for my girlfriend" nametag got me good, complete with comic sans font.
@AndreasGeorgiades
2 жыл бұрын
everyone knows it should have been papyrus
@ashanmahendran96
2 жыл бұрын
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!!
@Pete_Finch
2 жыл бұрын
@@AndreasGeorgiades Exactly 😂
@BbGun-lw5vi
2 жыл бұрын
@@ashanmahendran96 I ALSO KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!!
@Sanity_Faire
2 жыл бұрын
@@AndreasGeorgiades most laughable font of all says my household!!
The way he grabs the Sephora's lady attention 😆
@JennyZinaTavares
2 жыл бұрын
I'm 65 and do the same thing to my Mom. I pull on her sleeve and point to something I want...cookies, candy, etc. She just shakes her head no until the next thing. 🤣
@bendatbitchcumnersnatch4415
Жыл бұрын
@@JennyZinaTavares lol, amazing
My favorite part was that the Japanese music from the original show still plays.
When Matt started crying, it killed me. 😂
This is the type of role Mikey is perfect at. I laughed when he had to be told to stop staring at Ana de Armas. Also laughed at the bad fake photo of Mikey and Selena.
@SS-gx7tg
2 жыл бұрын
This was the most unfunny skit I've ever seen on SNL. You all are outta your minds if this made you laugh
@jerespive
2 жыл бұрын
@@SS-gx7tg Who cares? Let people have their joy.
@SS-gx7tg
2 жыл бұрын
@@jerespive Not on my watch, Jeremiah!
@kwitwerikok8o863
2 жыл бұрын
@@SS-gx7tg I thought this skit was cringe worthy. Can you imagine the blow back if roles were reversed where the girl friend was portrayed as really mentally deficient going to Autozone to pick up parts and tools to do a brake job and install an oxisensor on her own car. "Don't worry honey cutting and burning your hands is part of it". Soooo making fun of the mentally deficient is funny...not cool. If the guy is such a loser, what does that say about the girl friend. I could go on and on but one final comment. My wife doesn't believe me but I, (and I suspect most guys) can see an attractive person without all the expensive cosmetics and $600 haircut.
@falsettogod5853
2 жыл бұрын
@@SS-gx7tg You must be an incel.
I broke down at "She only wanted 2 shallots but he got 2 5lb bags of onions"😂
@PrometheuzReturns
2 жыл бұрын
I didnt what the fuck a Shallot is!!!?? LOL
@TheMASTER4real
2 жыл бұрын
@@PrometheuzReturns a small onion 🧅
@PrometheuzReturns
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMASTER4real man u learn something new everyday...lol
@theeleanorshellstrop
2 жыл бұрын
and then the bag broke and I couldn’t stop laughing
@greg5green
Жыл бұрын
@@theeleanorshellstrop It reminded me of when the boy's bucket holding fish broke and he just froze. It was heartbreaking
Her delivery is incredible
this is perfect for making single guys who do know how to run errands like me feel good about themselves.
@noseraph
8 ай бұрын
Keep running those errands son, you'll be doing it for a long time. 😂
@yogidevendrabiriyani1777
6 ай бұрын
Marry me ❤❤❤
@tyrant-den884
6 ай бұрын
@@noseraph do you not even know how to run errands for yourself?
@tyrant-den884
6 ай бұрын
@@yogidevendrabiriyani1777 thanks, but I am really working on me right now.
@indigoeyes100
5 ай бұрын
The bar is set so low for men it's ridiculous
This skit was executed so well!!!! Writing...editing...acting: perfect.
@JsYTA
2 жыл бұрын
Felt like classic SNL commentary
@resonancewaves9659
2 жыл бұрын
@@JsYTA usually the breakaway productions and commercials etc. are good. You can usually be assured that those will be funny. The live skits have gone down in general though 😥. They are outdated, bland, ambiguous (not current or trending) .Use to be the cold opens were the best of the live skits, but they are notanymore. They are not current or beating with how people are feeling. Weekend update is usually always good...however the guest spots are rarely good on it. In fact I get disappointed as they are usually kinda dumb. Only Colin and Che are good in those. I always look forward to these produced skits though because a lot of thought went into them. When you look back these last years...they are usually the best. I also like the Please Don't skits. They are fresh and innovative.
@stevemcalphabet2282
2 жыл бұрын
I love that instead of two shallots, he bought two five pound bags of onions. Sooooo funny!! And then he drops one!!! Brilliant!!!
@resonancewaves9659
2 жыл бұрын
@@stevemcalphabet2282 yes. Brilliant writing. Clever. And I hate to say it...very true for those types of men. Spot on. Since a know a few of these types of guys...it was so authentic. I hope these writers are used more because this was brilliant. I wonder if the same folks wrote the Gummy bear skit and the crazy girl quaranteen skit. Those were brilliant too.
@fp5495
2 жыл бұрын
So glad it got your approval.
“Are you gonna come with- “No no no, this is something you have to do all by yourself “😂😂🤣
I felt that Sephora part to my core. Going in there without my lady is overwhelming until one of the attendants see you looking like a lost puppy and come help you with the items you are there to retrieve. It is humbling…and also to checkout with 4 things that total over $100 is equally impressive.
@tyrant-den884
8 ай бұрын
as a barns and noble cashier I must say: four items and only 100$? Nice.
@OpalLeigh
3 ай бұрын
Former Sephora employee- 4 items for $100 was before the inflation crisis 😂 if you get 2 for $100 now it’s a sale.
@ascent8487
Ай бұрын
I hope you went in there of your own accord because I’m sorry but any woman who’d send there man to Sephora for her is ridiculous. For multiple reasons.
Any time one of my girlfriends was in this type of relationship it was SOOOO hard to not say something. There are really grown folks out there that can’t do anything for themselves. 😩
@yogidevendrabiriyani1777
6 ай бұрын
It's just entitlement.
@Whocareslol420
4 ай бұрын
Some of us are autistic and still struggle in public
@jorgebarriosmur
4 ай бұрын
Nah, I would say that, given enough time, we develop all the abilities we need in order to survive, and discard the rest... For example: I KNOW how to fry an egg, becuase I like to eat eggs from time to time (pro tip, don`t fry them naked) I DON`T KNOW how to navigate the make-up section from any store, mostly because I don`t use make up, and therefore have no need for this kind of knowledge. Indeed, even thinking about all the types of tools, coulors and shades needed, gives me headache Also I can accept the existence of as many genders as necesary (everyone should be able to feel confortable in his own skin, I don`t care), but I REFUSE to accept that there are more than 7 colours. Period. 7. No more, no less. 7. That`s it. 7. "Burgundy" is NOT a colour under any circunstance or condition........7. A simple life is the key to happines (at least for me)
@yogidevendrabiriyani1777
4 ай бұрын
@@Whocareslol420 that's not what this is. This generation lives in an era of glorifying incompetence and inanity.
@tbewin1z143
4 ай бұрын
they just don't want to do it so they screw it up so they are not asked again
the ultimate look of disappointment “we’re roommates. we’re basically roommates”
@bocowan9106
2 жыл бұрын
I know a lot of girls that have that same problem, but won’t dump him because she can’t afford another apartment
@redbaron07
2 жыл бұрын
@@bocowan9106 Those broke-ass women shouldn't complain then! (And do their own shopping for useless crap.) :)
@Moosetick2002
Жыл бұрын
I was shocked that he wouldn't want to have sex with Selena Gomez at any opportunity
@OpalLeigh
3 ай бұрын
@@bocowan9106the rental crisis problem is real 😂 but yeah the “of course. Silly me” while looking dead inside 🙊
Heidi's role was small but so well acted
@jujuonthatqueef5043
2 жыл бұрын
She used to be a hairdresser 😂
@juliemyers12
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! The way she called him”sweetie”😂
@mocuishle1028
2 жыл бұрын
I know! She acted like she was helping a lost toddler!
@theeleanorshellstrop
2 жыл бұрын
agree, she always does well and she was great here! she nailed the gentle voice
@kitcoffey7194
Жыл бұрын
She's so under-used
The first time I sent my boyfriend to the store it was for Parmesan cheese. He came back with a big container of the dehydrated pizza topping you shake on. He did not know you could buy shredded or blocks of actual Parmesan cheese in.. wait for it… the cheese aisle. 6 years later, I still adore him.
@notsuspicioususer4080
2 ай бұрын
Lmao as a poor I would’ve gotten the same 😭
@TheFlowerQueen
2 ай бұрын
I definitely would have made the same mistake 🤣 In our house we call it shakey cheese
The Sephora scene and the two men interacting is way too relatable....😂😅😂😅
Probably one of the best SNL sketches in a while.
@dawsonweaver1779
2 жыл бұрын
exactly what i was thinking wasn’t just following trends or being corny shi was actually funny af
@positivelastaction3957
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'd agree with that
@hackptui
2 жыл бұрын
That's not really saying much.
@lens33
2 жыл бұрын
Let me nap with your hurt.
@GiftSparks
2 жыл бұрын
It was brilliant. I watched with my husband and just roared. He didn’t think it was as funny. 😂
God Selena is great in this, it just reminds me when she was on 'wizards of Waverly place.' Funny then and still funny now.
@richardgrier8968
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah she’s a natural.
@WhyTheHorseface
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I feel so old my daughter watched that show
@richardgrier8968
2 жыл бұрын
@@WhyTheHorseface mine too!
@rosenbergjr10
2 жыл бұрын
@Patricia Armstrong shut up
@rustleshackleford704
2 жыл бұрын
Being on a show like 10 years ago gets you SNL hosting gigs? Damn
You know what, as a barely functioning adult, these sketches and the stories in the comments do make me feel much better about myself 😂 Sure I’ll probably live with my mom for the rest of my life but I’m learning to help, and can at least run errands mostly successfully!
@asvegas777
11 ай бұрын
Hey it could be worse! You could be this way and a girl ahaha 🥳🥳🥳
@mister_manager
7 ай бұрын
@@asvegas777 How do you know they're not a girl
@asvegas777
7 ай бұрын
@@mister_manager apparently my brain decided that way. Thanks for monitoring me.
Dying..😂..This is probably the most relatable skit I've ever seen..😂😫
I am really impressed by Selena Gomez's acting, perfect timing and dry sense of humour. Go girl!
@udontevenwannaknowbruv
2 жыл бұрын
Did people forget that she was literally the lead actress on a comedy tv show as a sarcastic character with dry humour for 5 whole years as a teen? This is right up her alley
@DanielMazz
2 жыл бұрын
@@udontevenwannaknowbruv what was the dry humour I didn’t notice
@JamesThomas-zl9er
2 жыл бұрын
@@udontevenwannaknowbruv I know, my kids loved her, so it’s hardly news that she can actually act… now, where d’you stand on her singing career? 😂
@e.k.d6181
2 жыл бұрын
@@udontevenwannaknowbruv lets not forget that was the only show got an emmy in disney channel ever
@holly9846
2 жыл бұрын
@@mogmaximus her face has changed because of lupus, she’s had subtle work done aswell to her nose etc because of her lupus
They really did their homework! From the crying, snacks, and spilling groceries.. I love this show so much, and this was a fantastic adult adaptation that hit just right 🤣🙌🏾
@megansalt
Жыл бұрын
and also the pounds instead of two shallots/tofu!
@yogidevendrabiriyani1777
6 ай бұрын
Complete baby
@mattphillips3537
5 ай бұрын
Four year olds are buying snacks in Japan, like with money? Now I’m kinda jealous.
@JakeKoenig
3 ай бұрын
If this sketch is actually relatable to you, then you have horrible taste in men. I realize that "men are all stupid and useless, they're just like toddlers" is a narrative SNL loves to push, but I didn't think something this absurd would apply to actual humans. You need to make better choices.
Too funny. I had to go pick up shallots recently. I had a discussion with my husband about what a shallot actually is
@BahamutBreaker
4 ай бұрын
Proud to say that, in a twenty-year long marriage, I’m the male, and of the two of us, the only one who knows what a shallot is, is not my wife 😆
Love seeing beautiful queen Salena always gorgeous and talented
I love he ran into another “boyfriend “ on an errand who was as lost as him! 😝
@dajosee
2 жыл бұрын
you understood the joke, good for you!
@mocuishle1028
2 жыл бұрын
@@dajosee ? I was just commenting on what I thought was a funny bit. What’s with the attitude?
@axionlightedge6108
2 жыл бұрын
@@mocuishle1028 They hold a grudge
@meganchambers8108
Жыл бұрын
"a cream that cost $80.." lol love it
@richardmahn7589
6 ай бұрын
@@meganchambers8108 But it was on sale, from $120, so wow, we saved money. She didn't need the cream, and has many other kinds, but hey, saved money!
I too cry in Sephora when I can’t find what I need
@worldcitizeng6507
2 жыл бұрын
Just show pictures of the products,they know
@cc1k435
2 жыл бұрын
Seems reasonable. I have turned to online ordering whenever possible for similar reasons. 🤣
@roundtwo3321
2 жыл бұрын
There's no shopping in Sephora without asking for help. There's so much going on visually, and it's all over the place.
@lorenzo1660
3 ай бұрын
Totally relatable. If you don't faint for the overwhelming smell, you get dizzy trying to sort out colours, scents, sizes, prices, and even practical uses of products.
@rogue7723
18 күн бұрын
I cry when I feel like the products won't help me and people won't like nor respect me as much if I don't wear them.
Cecily Strong's super-sarcastic "But WHAT'S THIS? Another boy on an errand?!" just DESTROYS me! LOL!
This was really well done. I can't wait for it to be turned into a formulaic bi-monthly repeating sketch where only the details change!
her voice is everything, i really don't know why she doesn't do more voice work like nature documentaries, audio books, voice acting etc
@val13c59
2 жыл бұрын
Her voice is so boring.
@albertnguyen9348
2 жыл бұрын
I j realized how much she sounds like Elizabeth Olsen
@becksdre3294
2 жыл бұрын
@@albertnguyen9348 I think Selena is much more nasally lol
@oddmad8613
2 жыл бұрын
She does singing :) I love her voice too
@adrienneparker7025
2 жыл бұрын
Watch “only murders in the building” so good! She narrates a decent bit in it as well
This actually looks more interesting than some of Netflix's original shows. Not even joking.
@samarakeys7376
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/lK18s7yolLTbmps.html It’s finally here.
@MrJessiesammakia
2 жыл бұрын
I am waiting for season 4 of stranger things
@superbadisfunmy
2 жыл бұрын
Most netflix aren't even that good tho
@TheGoofy1932
2 жыл бұрын
More realism that All the "Reality " shows too. 😆 🤣
@WaffleEBay12
2 жыл бұрын
I mean most Netflix originals are far better than the show this is a parody of. Even most of their reality shows are better than this.
Couldn't be more accurate. Looks like I'll have to move to a different country to find a man lol
It took me 15 years of marriage to start bringing back the right item from the store. So what I’m saying is, there is hope.
Lol I love how the huge Sephora bag magically turns into a black bag when he walks through the door
@samarakeys7376
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6SDzaSHd5mrnMo.html It’s finally here.
@cholasatanica9160
2 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too lmaooo
@skinsey85
2 жыл бұрын
With polkadot tissue paper 😂
@n.herbig7592
2 жыл бұрын
Sephora used up all the advertising funds lol lol
@teaareuh
2 жыл бұрын
I went back in the video because I thought he might've switched bags with the other longterm boyfriend on an errand for an expensive cream but that was an all white bag so nope lol
He stopped to get a bacon egg and cheese even though he ate lunch an hour ago! OMG thats me
There will never be a better SNL sketch.
“It’s like light outside…” “Oh. Silly me” 😂🤣
“And after stopping to get himself a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich even though he ate an hour ago, Matt’s on his way to the market!” Priceless!!! Hahaha… Sometimes shopping will do that to you.
@jeanpaultongeren125
2 жыл бұрын
Baby do you want to have sex right now?!: Me: Who can say no to Selena Gomez???
@brianregan75
2 жыл бұрын
Haha bacon egg and cheese is sooo nyc 😂🤣
@mbvglider
2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s to show that he’s perfectly able to do things when he cares.
@mbvglider
2 жыл бұрын
@@annt2136That was a lot to read. I really don't think that sandwich joke was that complicated. Selena's character just pointed out that Mikey's character is good at doing complicated tasks that take plenty of patience and persistence, like DraftKings (which involves a lot of statistics and mathematics) or adult Legos (which can take countless hours), but that he can't (won't, let's be honest) do anything for her without her being there for him. And sure enough, he can't get a simple thing at Sephora, but he can get himself a breakfast sandwich just fine because he wants one and cares about his wants, while he doesn't care about his girlfriend's wants and needs. It's a sketch that makes fun of weaponized incompetence among many long-term partners who seem to become weirdly competent whenever they decide to do something they care about doing. I really don't think the joke was that some people want to eat again after shopping.
@annt2136
2 жыл бұрын
@@mbvglider is your name really Karen? Cause I fell like it’s Karen. I find this sketch more hysterical now. I appreciate the writers and creators brilliant! Love you!!!
I've been watching the actual show in Japan for years. They absolutely nailed this!
she looked so done at the end
If I hadn't made grocery lists for my husband that included pictures, this wouldn't be sad.
@davidbeppler3032
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he can fine Steak & potatoes. Maybe your list sucked?
@catytheredheadedalaskan8118
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidbeppler3032 maybe. But the boyfriend I replaced him with knows how to find a lot of things he didn't, so I'm pretty sure it was just him. Thanks for checking!
@presentfuture7563
2 жыл бұрын
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 Best comeback award 🏆
@mandlerparr1
2 жыл бұрын
I sent mine with the packaging the product comes in and told him exactly what the aisle number is. He still called.
@charlie-obrien
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidbeppler3032 What kind of potatoes, Davey?
The way he cries like a little boy and grabs at the attendant's shirt like a little boy. Sooooo funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I am a guy, and if I had to buy something specific from Sephora, I would start crying too.
I need more of these episodes 😭
Was anyone else really hoping he showed up with a Nightwing action figure? 😂
@FzyonZarzuelaFernandez
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no instead of makeup for eyelashes no way. 😌😂🤪🤦🏻♂️
@mariannecontrino6297
2 жыл бұрын
That and a "Smashmouth" CD......he'd have been 2/3 of the way there!?!?
@abigailsalmanac
2 жыл бұрын
YUP! 😂😭
@Emy53
2 жыл бұрын
Now that would have been awesome.
Loved this. I would actually watch this show. Selena’s acting is on point!
@AimeeCVaj
2 жыл бұрын
Her acting style requires no acting.
This is exactly like my ex from our 6.5 year relationship. He would be on his video games all day and literally would not run an errand without me. I got out 1 year ago. 🤧
@waltermh111
Жыл бұрын
Sadly that is what most women want these days. No good father figures and too many people raised by single mothers will give bad expectations of what a good relationship is. Its tough for us responsible men to compete because we come off as "boring" or because, and yes, i get and see this often, we care too much so we are suffocating. So now we have love bombing. Make up your mind, do you just want to be FWB or more :/ Sigh...
@mydogeatspuke
Жыл бұрын
There really aren't any errands anyone needs to run these days though. You can have everything you need delivered to your door. Maybe he wouldn't run your errands without you because he figured he wasn't your slave? You could have just done it yourself if it was that important.
@waltermh111
Жыл бұрын
@mydogeatspuke I wonder what he did outside of the 4 walls? Considering women have all the power to pick the partner these days, is she saying he picked a bum or is she saying like so many women do, that what he does only matters if she would otherwise do it. What I mean is, she doesn't want to do outdoor work and she isn't doing half of his job so none of those things count. If she thinks of an errand that only interests or benefits her, he has to do it. I doubt he ever asks her to run errands for him.
@mydogeatspuke
Жыл бұрын
@@waltermh111 honestly, the amount of women in the comments saying how useless their boyfriends/husbands are when they send them to do something that they could have just done themselves is wild to me. Are we supposed to forget how to do things for ourselves when we get into a relationship? It would explain where I've been going wrong, giving men their own time and space to do with as they wish instead of treating them like employees who only exist to please me...
@dazedneptune
11 ай бұрын
@@mydogeatspukeuh are you okay? Why are you so mad that women ask men to run errands? Delivery fees are expensive. And Partners are supposed to help each other with everyday tasks. That’s not being a slave. That’s just… what people in relationships do.
imagine the outrage if this was about longterm girlfriends and their ineptitude
Selena slayed every single sketch i love her acting
@samarakeys7376
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6SDzaSHd5mrnMo.html It’s finally here.
@OldManLuffy
2 жыл бұрын
Your standards must not be very high the guidance counselor sketch was the worst sketch in snl history
@tomatari
2 жыл бұрын
she acts like a robot with flu....
@sirenofamphitrite4612
2 жыл бұрын
@@OldManLuffy the bratz one was worse lol
@leedalite
2 жыл бұрын
@@OldManLuffy umm that's more to do with the writing rather than Sel's acting. this person is obviously praising Selena's comedic timing and delivery which despite 2-3 sketches being mediocre, still managed to shine through. but overall this episode was great and had some great writing too
Mikey Day is such a gem and an important cast member 🍒
@dildoswaggins2950
2 жыл бұрын
No one aksed
@ShayniBC
2 жыл бұрын
@@dildoswaggins2950 No one asked for your opinion either.
@ShayniBC
2 жыл бұрын
@@dildoswaggins2950 Sorry "aksed"
@Karrek21
2 жыл бұрын
Nope, he is not 😐
@billyolden8859
2 жыл бұрын
@@Karrek21 Yes he is you knob
😂😂😂😂🤣omg this is a HUGE burn😂😂
I’m 32 and have never bought a shallot in my life
As someone who just bought a cream that cost 80 dollars i feel attacked by that oddly specific line
@CC-si3cr
2 жыл бұрын
Why? That's actually a more affordable cream. Crème de la Mer costs $360 for a 2 oz jar.
@theajtruth
2 жыл бұрын
You should feel that way. 😌
@antoinettechevalier2453
2 жыл бұрын
Same - just yesterday at Sephora: bought an eye cream from Biossance line, c.$70 .
@turducken2785
Жыл бұрын
Drunk elephant?
@greg5green
Жыл бұрын
@@CC-si3cr cream of the sea? seems like it should just be shipping costs
Adding that half to 38 was a genius addition. Hilarious!
@ninasalor5808
2 жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you he died on the cross for your sins. Believe in him and you will be saved and go to heaven!
@Moosetick2002
Жыл бұрын
@@ninasalor5808 But did he ever do an errand for his girlfriend?
Why is this so freaking funny to me?? I’ve watched it like a dozen times.
Kenan is perfect in this one lol
Having recently watched Netflix's adorable "Old Enough," this was a brilliant unexpected take. Well done lol
@augustjsb
2 жыл бұрын
That's a real show? How old are these kids.
@talesfromatiredmind4785
2 жыл бұрын
@@augustjsb toddlers 9 being the oldest I think. You have to remember Japan is very different from the USA though before you judge. The kids never go too far, the entire neighborhood usually looks out for them, the crime rate is different in Japan, and it's apparently a big childhood tradition in Japan to go on an errand all by yourself as a toddler.
@hellobecky84
2 жыл бұрын
@@augustjsb yep, real show and also the children are being trailed by camera crews always who you can see occasionally intervene. Safety definitely prioritized
@GameyRaccoon
2 жыл бұрын
"netflix's" it's fucking japanese. Just because some suit bought the streaming rights doesn't make it a netflix original.
@Marcopolo9
2 жыл бұрын
@@augustjsb the youngest I’ve seen on the show is 2
Working in retail. Omg I deal with these types of guys all the time who don’t know how to shop for their girlfriends.
@catytheredheadedalaskan8118
2 жыл бұрын
Shout out to you! A poor Walgreens clerk helped me pick condoms for my son today.
@fanofeverythingsinglething1000
2 жыл бұрын
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 HUH
@danicleckley5404
2 жыл бұрын
LOL 😆 me too! I ask for their girlfriend/wife's size and they look at me like I just asked them to calculate the diameter of the sun divided by the radius of the moon. The number of petite who have to exchange their XXL shirts is so fun. This usually happens right after Mother’s Day, Valentine's Day, and Christmas.
@neojd
2 жыл бұрын
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 what? lol
@cc1k435
2 жыл бұрын
@@catytheredheadedalaskan8118 You're certainly a good scout. I would make him buy me loads of feminine products in retaliation, whether I needed them or not. 🤣
Love how the audience actually cheered when HE DID IT!
I'm screaming because my boyfriend literally had the excuse that it was light outside the other day smh
love that Tina Feys book is on the counter
“Don’t get distracted by Ana De Armas, Matt!” *Story of my life*
@chrishaddad5362
2 жыл бұрын
Ha ha seriously
@raymondhsu6407
2 жыл бұрын
Especially at 1:17 when the sign is partially obscured to say just “labia”
This is all so accurate 😂
This opened my eyes to Old Enough, and it's as hilarious as I thought it would be
"I asked him to bring home an eyeliner pencil and two shallots. He brings home ten pounds of onions and a blush pallet for African-American women, so..." 😄😄
@XploreAz
2 жыл бұрын
Haha! We watched the same video!
@mydogeatspuke
Жыл бұрын
Shame she forgot how to do anything for herself when they got together.
@LatentOwl3042
Жыл бұрын
@@mydogeatspuke We get it, you're a pick-me with internalized misogyny.
I am 35 yo, have a wife and run errands, but Sephora… that place scares me.
@Johannesburg777
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a female and Sephora scares me
This is the prequel before Matt became Matt, the legendary, Schatt.
3:39 Ummmmmm if Selena Gomez asked me to go to the BZ it could be at a funeral… it’s happening
The boyfriend character was absolutely funny! He nailed it! More of this please!
@missnubi4876
2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the crying and how the sales lady at Sephora treated him as if he were 5 yrs old.....
I love that this is essentially just calling out weaponized incompetence.
@royce9018
4 ай бұрын
not really... weaponizing something is an intentional effort
@PraveenKumar-bo7fw
4 ай бұрын
@@royce9018But it is intentional.
@phytonso9877
4 ай бұрын
How are your six cats doing?
@Seagaltalk
4 ай бұрын
You've been spending to much time on the wrong reddit subs
Oh i would never turn down that last ofer xD
Wait how did I miss this one? 😄 This show is genuinely one of my fave things on Netflix.
Can 100% confirm that "Smash Mouth Nightwing" is exactly what my brain came up with literally seconds after it was described.
@laurao3274
2 жыл бұрын
I'm a woman, but I know almost nothing about makeup. If someone were to send me to get that, I'd go to CVS and buy the first black eyeliner within my grasp.
"It's like light outside" I see why she needs that glass now😅🤣🤣🤣
@StromBugSlayer
2 жыл бұрын
bottle
@DavidKen878
2 жыл бұрын
@@pashadyne 🙄🙄
@jclyntoledo
Жыл бұрын
@@pashadyne It's not like you can only get pregnant in the day time and besides woman aren't even fertile every day of the month. Not to mention there's a thing called contraceptive.
This is genius
Very funny and strangely accurate!
Smashmouth Nightwing sounds sick tho
@rosiewalker7676
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6SDzaSHd5mrnMo.html It’s finally here.
@LilTy702
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna buy whatever that is
@samarakeys7376
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/lK18s7yolLTbmps.html It’s finally here.
@trinity31409
2 жыл бұрын
How about Darkwing Duck-lip liner?
@Ricksta103
2 жыл бұрын
Good band name too lol.
Genius whoever wrote this 😆😆 Selena is so lovely 😍
Wow it’s like they cast my boyfriend in this
If you send someone shopping, give them a neatly written list.
There were a lot of funny skits on SNL last night, but this one had me crying.
@srhbluerain
2 жыл бұрын
Especially if you've watched the actual show...
@stevemcalphabet2282
2 жыл бұрын
@@srhbluerain I've only seen another story done about it, but it was enough to know that men often act like toddlers.
They forgot to add them calling you every 3 minutes when they’re in the store! lol!
this is such a good bit i hope they continue it
I AM DYING. LOL
Cecily's voiceovers are perfect.