The math student/husband eating a plate of butter noodles is UNDERRATED

@Falicity345

2 жыл бұрын

And that detail of just loading up on the parmesan had me rolling

@micahbush5397

2 жыл бұрын

Is butter noodles a reference to something? It sounds incredibly bland to me.

@ivymichelle891

2 жыл бұрын

@@micahbush5397 Yeah, it means he's a child, eating children's food

@GrayWoIf

2 жыл бұрын

@@micahbush5397 a lot of kids like bland food. Like basic chicken nuggets or plain hamburgers.

@banrap9369

2 жыл бұрын

snl still normalizing pedoph1lia

"Girlie don't beat yourself up. Nobody knew it was loaded" 🤣😭

@javierainzunza

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha this part killed me!!

@AngelofMusic04

2 жыл бұрын

@@javierainzunza Not as much as it killed whoever was on the opposite end of the barrel.

@jackkraken3888

Ай бұрын

Alec Baldwin left the chat...

The face Kyle has after “he’s trying his best” is unbelievably perfect.

@everdash

2 жыл бұрын

That's because it's from experience.

@blaze2001

2 жыл бұрын

YESSSS!!! I love when he plays characters like this.

@ralphcolerick4939

2 жыл бұрын

hundreds???

@porteroliver

2 жыл бұрын

3:20 for anyone who needs it :)

@JenningsFilmsinc

2 жыл бұрын

The whole sketch is excellent because it highlighted the host with stellar writing and delivery.

Wow, Zoe is such a natural at this. I know she has acting experience but live comedy is hard to do and she NAILED IT.

@doctordarcy8385

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. She was awesome!

@jasonx-ray3921

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently, she also nailed her math student. ;-)

@AMPEDUP488

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonx-ray3921 Yeah she's lucky Pete Has Been Off Or He Would Be Nailing Her!!!

@jasonx-ray3921

2 жыл бұрын

@@AMPEDUP488 I am going to go ahead and agree with you on this one. I think that's absolutely true. If it wasn't for the interloper Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson and Zoe Kravitz would be discovering the joys of Petes pierced pencil head for the routine 2-4 months time period. I agree. When you're in a relationship, and Kanye West is the crazy one, but not Petey D, that's some whole other level of shzcrasysmash. Zoe, baby, wherever you are, you can use my tongue for toilet paper. -- Just saying. Hit me up babe, before I release my whitey gangsta album.

@Chris-js6oz

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonx-ray3921 🤣

"You're not a monster, you're just his math teacher" holy shit 😂😂😂😂

@ELmayberry

2 жыл бұрын

No doubt 😂😂

@ELmayberry

2 жыл бұрын

@Caleb Jacobs Shhhh 🤫

@shantoreywilkins651

2 жыл бұрын

👨‍🏫🧑‍🏫👩‍🏫

@abram730

2 жыл бұрын

Eighteen year old: Can I get some math tutoring, or am I too old?

@Teo916

2 жыл бұрын

@@ELmayberry pure comedy

Loving the toxic “girlie” energy Zoe is giving off here

@troyevitt2437

2 жыл бұрын

Why do I see Cecily and Zoë arguing with a cat at a restaurant?

@FancyUnicorn

2 жыл бұрын

@@troyevitt2437 Because that's what besties do

@zabrizzL

2 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

Kyle is a great actor. You can totally see him act the soul's dying look perfectly. 😂😂😂

@jennyonthespectrum4581

2 жыл бұрын

Which is good, because he's not funny.

@mitch4543

2 жыл бұрын

He’s trying his best

@Ramboost007

2 жыл бұрын

Kyle is the designated "cuck" of the cast

@bruck6675

Жыл бұрын

@@jennyonthespectrum4581 umm dont

@jennyonthespectrum4581

Жыл бұрын

@@mitch4543 Which means he definitely shouldn't be on the show. I'm sure he's a nice guy. There's just much funnier people who deserve the job more.

You can always tell the confidence they have in a guest host by whether they let them carry an entire sketch like this.

Bruh I haven't laughed this hard at an snl sketch in a long time. Zoe crushed this. The delivery and the hair flips were everythingggg. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@pajamasam5461

2 жыл бұрын

She should do this acting stuff professionally.

@ohboy5999

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't that funny c'mon

@VOLCAL

2 жыл бұрын

5 INCHES... A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[33] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).

@VOLCAL

2 жыл бұрын

THAT BRIDZILLA - JAPANESE JOKE PRETTY RCIST .

@VOLCAL

2 жыл бұрын

THE AVG AFCRN MALE- 5 FOOT 6, JAMAICAN MALE 5 FOOT 7, HAITIAN 5 FOOT 6, AMERICAN- 5 FOOT 9 AND OBESE...THEY AINT BIG.

Made me so happy to see Martin pop up on a sketch even if it's just for a few seconds.

@OvSpP

2 жыл бұрын

Martin is the guy from the please don’t destroy videos? John Higgins friend?

@nicole.24

2 жыл бұрын

@@OvSpP yes

@SimonSater

2 жыл бұрын

Probably they included him only cause Mikey and Kyle were already featured! Still it's so great to see him featured!

@jeremylahr7034

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!! I was thinking the exact same thing!!!

@Meromorphic

2 жыл бұрын

Heh. No doubt

Wasn't sure how she's be on SNL since she doesn't do much comedy. But she crushed this. No flubs. And her comic timing was so on point.

@ColAlbSmi

2 жыл бұрын

She is certainly one of the better hosts in the last several years

@Aye-Sea

2 жыл бұрын

Check out her show 'High Fidelity' (2020) Zoe is killer and won't be going anywhere but up.

@mwarnsle

2 жыл бұрын

Her deadpan was great in the High Fidelity series

@christineferreira2181

2 жыл бұрын

This and Word Crunch. Loved it.

@hadracks

2 жыл бұрын

Lots of them have never done comedy, a bunch have never even done acting. She did very excellently.

"I'm storming the Capitol and I'm gonna kill Mike Pence." THAT was the line that floored me. I laughed through the rest of this sketch.

@alim.587

2 жыл бұрын

I was not ready for that. And laughed out loud!!

@trulyloved870

2 жыл бұрын

He moved his arm immediately 😂😂😂

@LotsofLisa

2 жыл бұрын

It was “Choke Pony” for me and that was the least alarming thing about this chick.

@senister14

2 жыл бұрын

Better than burning the wendys.

@RaineFilms

2 жыл бұрын

@@senister14 nope

Must he ALWAYS play this character? Yes. He must. PLEASE.

@cruisinguy6024

2 жыл бұрын

This!

@rhythmfield

2 жыл бұрын

You must admit though, he really is a great hapless ‘straight-man’

@benbaer4697

2 жыл бұрын

That face he does lol.

@robertdavis3036

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhythmfield He's AMAZING at that. ABSOLUTELY.

@tomb2289

2 жыл бұрын

The pained smiles and nervous laughter 😂

“You’re not a monster, you’re just his math teacher” 💀💀💀

@micahbush5397

2 жыл бұрын

"Age is just a number that the government keeps track of."

@adamazar

2 жыл бұрын

Istg that line didnt age well 😭

@tejaswoman

10 ай бұрын

​@@adamazaryour comment makes no sense. It might if before this sketch there hadn't been notorious cases of female teachers committing statutory rape on their male students then going on to marry them and later it happened. But if anything, it's the other way around. At least two decades have passed since the most infamous case I can think of.

Cecily's delivery of "I'm storming the Capitol" was incredible

I’ve never seen Zoe do Comedy before but she’s soooo good. I wish she can do some comedic roles later

@courtneythompson4385

2 жыл бұрын

She’s in a comedy with Scarlett Johansson and Kate McKinnon! It’s so good!! It’s called Roughy night think?

@SHEandITpodcast1

2 жыл бұрын

@@courtneythompson4385 I have to check that out. I ve always watched her in heavy roles. thank you

@hollyreed3395

2 жыл бұрын

She's in a heartwarming but genuinely hilarious movie called The Road Within She plays a girl with anorexia who escapes from an in patient treatment center with a guy with severe tourettes and another dude with severe OCD, they steal the psychiatrists car to drive across the country to the beach

Zoe did a great job and that line she said about he’s trying his best cracked me up. At least they didn’t let Cecily overpower her.

@weemeemoo

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, Cecily most likely wrote this skit for Zoe

@tracy_748

2 жыл бұрын

@Sara Mill whos arm is bruised?

@SavvyMuhon

2 жыл бұрын

@@tracy_748 I think they’re referring to Zöe’s tattoos

@tracy_748

2 жыл бұрын

@@SavvyMuhon zoë* and yeah i know what he was referring to but i wanted him to reply to make sure if he was acting stupid on purpose

@samadams7224

2 жыл бұрын

From far away tattoos just look like bruises or ugly birth marks.

Zoe did a great job and the line she said about he's trying his best cracked me up

@propogandalf

2 жыл бұрын

Copy and paste

You can tell Cecily wrote this skit. It's so funny and just the right amount of dark

@maryschroeder1533

9 ай бұрын

Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell wrote this.

Kyle is utterly adorable...his little expressions and adlibs are perfection...just enough

SNL is hit or miss these days, and I must say, this was a big hit. I haven’t laughed so much in a while

@joejackson9986

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@insoromanoworries7923

2 жыл бұрын

You are sooo right ✅️

@UberLummox

2 жыл бұрын

Finally almost as good as Mad TV's worst shit! Haha :-D

@MARINEJONFIT

2 жыл бұрын

Lol! Yeah, and the Amazon Go skit had me ROLLING! 🤣🤣🤣

@thelawofdivineoneness458

2 жыл бұрын

Actually SNL has been very good most of the season. I think it started with the Kim Kardashian episode. Go watch the bit where a guy (Kieran Culkin) is trying to cancel his cable. One of the funniest skits I've ever seen.

This has got to be one of the best sketches I've seen from SNL

@jutjubow

2 жыл бұрын

Errr ... there were hundreds of better ones. But it is genuinely funny which is I suppose rare for recent lame standards of SNL. I am from Poland and I only started watching SNL through youtube two years ago regularly. And their best was imho circa from 2000 to 2013 when Wiig was a regular and the writing was consistently good.

@SpookyBitch__

2 жыл бұрын

@@jutjubow Taka prawda, Wiig, Forte, Hader, Sudeikis, Armisen, Samberg to były najlepsze czasy snl imo, ale ostatnio bywa dobrze, pozdro! ;)

@nicholsonfile

Жыл бұрын

@@jutjubow boring comment

@dawitayele3537

Жыл бұрын

there is always that one guy

This needs to be turned into a movie. I would totally watch a movie about two crazy friends

@bebeenderson7863

2 жыл бұрын

Bridesmaids?

@catherinecampbell1215

2 жыл бұрын

@@bebeenderson7863 Kind of like that but more or less women who are wrecking havoc on everyone and everything in their wake.

"I DID... YOU CAN CHECK MY THREE PHONES!!" This sketch was hilarious, bravo!!👏🏿👏🏿

@melindamorrison4010

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm going to stick the Capitol and kill Mike Pence!!" Only funny because said so casually!!

@faceoctopus4571

2 жыл бұрын

​@@melindamorrison4010 It's "I'm storming the Capitol and going to kill Mike Pence."

Kyle Mooney hasn’t been so normal in a sketch in a while!!

@gr4ndv1ll3

2 жыл бұрын

It’s like he and Mikey Day decided to swap roles for some reason.

@canaisyoung3601

2 жыл бұрын

You mean "ever"?

Martin making his sketch debut!!! That was my highlight Also, Zoë looks redoncolously gorgeous

@samf.s.7731

2 жыл бұрын

"you're not a monster, you're just his math teacher"... Lost it there 😂😂😂

@rhythmfield

2 жыл бұрын

She’s incredible … *drool* meoowww

@muraddiab6393

2 жыл бұрын

Actually he was in the “dog head man” sketch with simu liu as the dogs arms

@eclectica1

2 жыл бұрын

@@muraddiab6393 Okay, first sketch with his face shown, oh pedantic one.

'And that's what makes Matt different from the hundreds and hundreds of other guys that she DRAGGED HOME over the years" The tone, I can't 🤣🤣🤣

Kyle Mooney has really grown on me. His "I'm gonna die" delivery was flawless.

Kyle is hilarious!😄 "What kind of dancing?"

I so want this to be done at my wedding.

@insoromanoworries7923

2 жыл бұрын

Lol let me know the day and I will come

@SpookyBitch__

2 жыл бұрын

I want this to be done at my funeral.

@Visplight

2 жыл бұрын

If Zoe Kravitz wants to come to my wedding she can roast me any way she likes.

@tejaswoman

Жыл бұрын

But does your future _spouse_ ?

I was so impressed with Zoe Kravitz. She was so good on this show she could be a cast member. Great delivery and comedic timing. Loved it!

Zoë’s delivery was absolutely perfect 🤩.

Zoe did alright for her first time. Fits right in. I also like that Kyle is getting more screen time and has more diverse roles.

@iluvweezies5688

2 жыл бұрын

same re: kyle. i noticed this too. he has been in way more sketches this year. i love him

@gildamonroe3223

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like a lot of that has to do with Beck leaving. The finance role here has Beck written all over it.

@valeria4915

2 жыл бұрын

@@gildamonroe3223 dunno why, but for this I think Mickey could have fitted in the role of the husband, Kyle as the still-eating-cos-the-speech-was-too-short host, and Beck as the guy who talks at the very beginning of the scene. Now that Beck has left, I guess they had to shuffle all the cards...

@tejaswoman

10 ай бұрын

​@@valeria4915Mikey absolutely could have played the husband, because it's a variation on the husband he plays for The War in Words sketches.

“I know when she’s finally able to get her kids back, they’re gunna love you too”🤧🤭😂

@juanbatista5302

2 ай бұрын

.. "And all those kids Dads".. 🤣🤣🤣

Zoe killeddd this. Best SNL skit in a while, I was legit cracking up from her delivery!

Meanwhile, at the wedding, off camera: "Oh My God! Quick get her off the mic!" "No no no. I want to see where this is going."

It’s the word “girlee” for me 😆

Kyle Mooney is so adorable. Cheers for the Martin cameo!

I love Cecily. She is just great. That joke wouldn't have worked with any other member of the SNL cast.

@micahbush5397

2 жыл бұрын

I think her character is the same bride who was cheating on John Mullaney with the best man and Jack White.

the impeccable delivery of "He's Trying His Best" !!!

Finally a little dark humor on SNL

@Amanda-kd1zr

2 жыл бұрын

There's been quite a bit of dark humor this season: R Kelly stuff, a cut for time but uploaded sketch about murderers running an air B&B, Kim K's monologue, Andrew Dismukes' predicted death, a cannibal houseguest twist during a seemingly sentimental pretape, dying patient in TikTok sketch, Alex Moffat confessing to killing a man, boy scouts being swept out to sea in a flood, "Clown Abortion" (if you count that one as dark), Mulaney monologue, sexual harassment seminar last week, etc etc...plus stuff from other seasons...and if you're being sarcastic nevermind lol.

I lost it at the "I'm going to kill Mike Pence part." 😝

Just a solid solid sketch. Great writing, no breaking, kudos to all around on this one.

and when she’s having a tough time, she’s dancing. Professionally….

lost it when she took out all those phones, and Zoe is really funny. I hope she gets to do some comedy movies in the near future

when i first saw kyle and cecily as a couple in this skit i thought it was sort of miscasting then i realized it went perfect eventually.

As a wedding videographer I can confidently say so much about this is asolutely accurate

@MarkLipka

2 жыл бұрын

@B. Moye --- Like...?

@B-Moye

2 жыл бұрын

@@MarkLipka BM opening with a joke, MOH sharing oddly specific/embarrassing stories, referencing her own relationship, plenty of awkward moments..

@TrelliessRose

Жыл бұрын

Even the part where the groom realizes he's gonna die?

Always keep my expectations low for first-time hosts, but Zoe was actually incredible. She seemed so comfortable and legitimately carried some sketches like this one. One to have back for sure!

I JUST connected the last 9 of her boyfriends allegedly committing suicide with her also being Suge Knight’s ex😳 hmmmm

@juicymiss87

2 жыл бұрын

Right 😂😂

Yo congrats on Zoe for nailing that speech. I feel like anyone else would've stumbled a few times during that but she did that pretty clean. And it was funny.

The little hair flips are what kills me 🤣💀

“You’re not a monster. You’re his math teacher.” Fuuuuuuuuck! 😂💀

This is why my sister didn't let me talk lol

@prettyxbonez96

2 жыл бұрын

Oh the tea is hot 🍵 lol

After the Suge Knight line the camera should have panned back to an empty chair. 💀

@dremetlock1635

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed😂😂😭

The ending joke being an earnest “I’m gonna die!” From Kyle Mooney is quite the surreal moment. Love it, love him

2:31 that joke hits different now lmaoo

@ChemicalXII

2 жыл бұрын

"They are trying to make ' pe dop h ilia ' palatable to the general public.".

This whole episode hit it out of the park! Looking forward to each future episode with her as Zoe moves up to the 5-time club!

THAT BRIDEZILLA JOKE I CANT HAHAHAHA

Zoe should be a cast member. Seriously, this was soooo good.

She needs to do more comedy. Her timing is perfect.

"I'm gonna die" 😂 Also, Kyle is so good. He's so natural. Sometimes, for me, them looking at the cue cards is really distracting so I appreciate it when the actors don't. He doesn't. I just love him.

NOT THE “HES TRYING HIS BEST” I SPIT OUT MY PIZZA

The Suge Knight reveal after so many ex boyfriend's "suicides" was gold.

@thejenkinsfamily7179

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

unbelievably good! So impressed with Zoe Kravitz here. The writing is just perfect

YES. One of the please don’t destroy guys in a sketch!

Just imagine if bridesmaids do this before you get married. 98% of wedding would be called off.

@brittgayle467

2 жыл бұрын

Truth

@user-jy3zl2vp4b

2 жыл бұрын

But isn't this exactly what groomsmen do?? Tell horribly awful stories of embarrassing situations that make brides cringe!

@ELmayberry

2 жыл бұрын

technically the partner would have to file for an annulment since the speech wouldn't happen until they get to the reception but yeah... 😆

@darunealbane

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect example of a modern "independent" womem

@Visplight

2 жыл бұрын

That's why it's comedy?

Hats off to Zoe Kravitz, the beautiful Catwoman! I love her acting and she performed brilliantly on this sketch! We love you, Zoe!

Best Quotes: "I am storming the Capitol" "What type of dancing?" "Girlie don't worry, no one knew it was loaded." "He's trying his best" "I did delete of all of them. Check my phonesss"

@stiofanloingsigh351

2 жыл бұрын

God help the poor bastard when Sug gets out.

@saml9593

2 жыл бұрын

@@stiofanloingsigh351 don’t worry he’s got plenty of time

@AngelofMusic04

2 жыл бұрын

And "You're not a monster, you're just his math teacher."

@mvl9591

2 жыл бұрын

Wow! That’s the closest SNLhas come to write a Alec Baldwin joke.

The way Kyle said "I'm gonna die"

Has no punchline and yet it’s absolutely hilarious. Anyone else think that we need more of this?

@loveforeignaccents

2 жыл бұрын

Not me.

@mikecantreed

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely not

@acthegreat

2 жыл бұрын

it’s full of punch lines lol what are you watching?🤣

@rugr82day

2 жыл бұрын

Every other sentence she said was a punchline.

@rhythmfield

2 жыл бұрын

The whole thing is just one big insane punchline after another, and yes we do need more of this: SNL being funny again!

maybe once in a hundred sketches SNL has a real hit. This is one of them.

Love is love, right baby Camera: pans to her student husband Student Husband: No doubt Me : still can't stop laughing 😭😭🤣🤣

Don't mind me I'm just admiring how hot Zoe Kravitz is in this sketch.

Zoe is such a great actress

"You're not a monster; you're just his math teacher."

By the third "jackass" i was wheezing 🤣

One of their better skits from recent times.

wow that math teacher joke aged VERY quickly didn't it.

When you first watch the sketch, you think her line about how "we've both seen my dad naked" is a reference to an embarrassing accident. When you watch it a second time, you can't help but wonder if it was something really messed up.

@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375

2 жыл бұрын

My first thought was as an adult the friend hooked up with the Dad.

This is sincerely one of the best acted, best written sketches they’ve done in a long time. It’s such smooth writing and hits classic beats which is why I think the audience wasn’t used to it ❤

"choke pony" 😂 every detail of this sketch was incredible

Her delivery of every line is perfect. I didn't even know who this was.

@tejaswoman

2 жыл бұрын

Considering her mom grew up on a sitcom, she's had a little bit of exposure to the concept of comedy.

I can't wait to give this exact speech when I'm someone's maid of honor.

That was a perfect speech! Honest, funny, inspirational and engaging. Well done 🤣

Zoe's awesome! She should be part of the cast.

So many plot twists in one speech! Laughs all around

The “he’s trying his best” line was delivered perfectly.

Wow. Just gonna say Zoë Kravitz looks amazing in that dress!😍

@kimakotrotman6860

2 жыл бұрын

She's gorgeous!

I feel like this is the first time in a long time that I’ve seen a sketch properly ended. The simple “I’m gunna die.” Was so much better than the usual drug out additional awkward dialogue.

Please let this be the first of many Martin cameos!!

Such a lot of lines and not one mess up. Zoe is so amazing and great at her job

Probably one of the funniest skits I’ve seen in a while. Zoe is really great at this. True professional

I think this is one of the only SNL sketches that has ended without being a little awkward

Zoe needs to be a 5 timer.

I've watched this 5 times so far hilarious! He's trying his best 🤣

The “Girly” gag, keep getting me!!

he's trying his best 😂😂

Zoe's hair is very Beyonce here. I love it.

@troyevitt2437

2 жыл бұрын

They needed to reunite the "Gemini's Twin" actresses.

@ashleyhathaway8548

2 жыл бұрын

Probably orders it from the same distributer in India.

@sarahcarr7343

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyhathaway8548 One time this girl asked me if my natural hair was Indian remy weave lol it was just my natural hair with a silk press though, but I took it as a compliment!

@ashleyhathaway8548

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahcarr7343 All hair is beautiful. Some hair is just a little easier to go swimming with ;-)

@sarahcarr7343

2 жыл бұрын

@@ashleyhathaway8548 lol that’s so funny you said that cause I just went swimming

That Bridezilla line deserved its own Emmy.

"What kids & what Dads?.."🤣 HaHaHa👏🏿