So excited to announce our new series, BAT-CANNED, it’s like our Ex-Men and Badman videos had a baby! New episodes drop every Thursday at 3pm Eastern 12pm PT.

@kirloi

9 ай бұрын

YESSSSSSS!

@jasethomas5198

9 ай бұрын

This is perfect!

@MrTrigun1

9 ай бұрын

Man I love everything you put out, and this BAT-CANNED is amazing. EX-MEN was my favorite thing ever, and I still watch it to this day. Please get Thomas Middleditch in on this that dude killed it in the other skits!

@RobCamp-rmc_0

9 ай бұрын

More Superhero HR. Honestly, I’m still here for it.

@marturb2581

9 ай бұрын

Thanks Petey, missed ya

I absolutely love Pete Holmes as the Batman.

@jamesdavis7426

9 ай бұрын

*bad man

@Canadianvoice

9 ай бұрын

He should just play the next one honestly.

@999jay999

9 ай бұрын

He is The Batman..

@Tekkenandgaming

9 ай бұрын

Ben Afleck was better imo

@Fuzzypotato2

9 ай бұрын

@@Tekkenandgamingwhat the hell are you smoking and give me some.

"It was the early years. I was workshopping" 😂 Highlight of my day, Pete! Thank you.

@SeraphsWitness

9 ай бұрын

that line was gold

@jackbaldschun838

9 ай бұрын

best line

@Harpagio

9 ай бұрын

Considering in Batman’s first couple of appearances he killed people (and even hung a corpse from the landing gear of the Batplane), saying he was “workshopping” is 100% accurate

@vasenkasi4846

9 ай бұрын

Yeah! Nowadays he just puts them to sleep.

@SeraphsWitness

9 ай бұрын

@@Harpagio yea I hate the stupid rule. It makes no sense and he doesn't even follow it.

"My wrists have armor, too, but ya know what else does? MY VITAL ORGANS" That one got me 😂

@squirrellysteve9612

3 ай бұрын

Me two 😂

@ninjaguyYT

24 күн бұрын

Isn't she invincible anyway? Like it doesn't matter if bullets hit her.

“Why didn’t I Put Down the Kirby?!?” 4:09 😂 Omg 😂 Pete is Hilarious!!!

@saiken811

3 ай бұрын

I didnt actually get that... 😢

@STRM1991

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@lukasadamson6091

2 ай бұрын

​@@saiken811he's saying that he played gameboy instead of helping his parents (wich wouldn't have mattered)

So proud of Batman for following through with the firing under the lasso of truth. Truly the superhero we need

@jeffs70chevelle

9 ай бұрын

I thought he was the hero we deserved, but not the one we need right now

@slowery43

9 ай бұрын

huge fail on trying to be even a little funny

@AjenjoAnejo

8 ай бұрын

​@@slowery43Gatekeepers of humour never fail to be pathetic.

@kyndjal3118

7 ай бұрын

@@slowery43 you have our permission to cry.

@Stoned_Coyote

6 ай бұрын

@@slowery43 well at least 600 people thought it was funny. So it's at least a little funny.

1:46 "..fake abs? YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!"😂😂😂 she really was

@dwightschrute7021

9 ай бұрын

That part was friggin hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

@nowayjose1313

9 ай бұрын

Ohh come, we all know them abs are fake as hell. Finally someone called him on it haha

@dokusalis197

Ай бұрын

Freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂

She really played Wonder Woman well. 😂👍💯

@LouIsFatAndSassy

4 ай бұрын

She is Scout Durwood.

@Terra_Lopez

26 күн бұрын

Yes, and I like that she has the physicality that I would imagine or expect from Wonder Woman.

@stjiub2201

10 күн бұрын

she wasnt sexist enough

"It was the early years, i was workshopping!" That killed me.

@anythingontwowheels7350

4 ай бұрын

Apparently not just you

@arei2911

Ай бұрын

I don't get that line at all, can somebody explain? :(

@joshuafrench687

Ай бұрын

@@arei2911 he's saying that before he became the Batman before you, he was trying different methods of crime fighting and a hero name that villains would be afraid of.

“Also, you’re f***ing fired!, Would i lie to you ?”

@carsonsmovieworld3356

2 ай бұрын

this series is comedy gold

@EclipseTheWoof

2 ай бұрын

This made me laugh harder than it should’ve 😂

@crbuck3394

Ай бұрын

Cold As Ice 😂

I almost died when he said he could've saved his parents but he was holding a Gameboy 😂😂😂

@samchen9951

9 ай бұрын

You didn't, but his parents did

@johnscilleto

9 ай бұрын

@@samchen9951 to the tune of Super Mario Land lol

@alldaybythebay8480

9 ай бұрын

Kirby’s Dreamland, yes!!!!

@ghostnike901

9 ай бұрын

I could have saved you from almost dyeing but I was holding a game gear

@Rocket_Man232

8 ай бұрын

THANKS FOR THE SPOILER

He's the Batman we need, AND the one we deserve.

@grantchampaign

5 ай бұрын

He’s unironically better than every Batman except Christian Bale And she’s unironically better than Gal Gadot

@ImAgentK

2 ай бұрын

​@@grantchampaignAgree to disagree

@justinleokennedy

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@matthewfors114

2 ай бұрын

@@ImAgentK Keaton is better, Kilmer is better, robert pattinsomethin is better, animated series guy is better, then holmes, then old school guy and its a tie between clooney and patrick bat(e)man for worst

I have waited nearly 10 years for another Batman video from Pete! I literally cannot believe I’m watching this right now. What a time to be alive 🎉

@jerrydash5433

8 ай бұрын

That’s kind of sad

@ChineduOpara

8 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one who was a rabid fan of this series!

@arfx7521

6 ай бұрын

@@jerrydash5433 The only sad thing here is someone pissing on someone else's joy. Find a better hobby.

@malafakka8530

5 ай бұрын

​@@jerrydash5433just like your comment. What a happy coincidence!

@mickjagger1422

5 ай бұрын

@@jerrydash5433 Very

the legend is back! 🖤🤘

@NostramoNox

9 ай бұрын

And when will you legendary guys come back?)

@dustins6260

9 ай бұрын

When we getting more from y'all?

@brandonmorgan9777

9 ай бұрын

I love you guys 🥲

@Autofire80

9 ай бұрын

Legend v. Legend!

@aamehey1287

9 ай бұрын

It’s my peoples sign for legend….legend starts with a L stupid

The woman playing Wonder woman killed it. Pete is hilarious

@John-X

8 ай бұрын

Yeah she was way better than Gal Gadot (she sucks) unironically.

@isa2758

8 ай бұрын

@@John-X i knew one of you would be here, sad dude 🤣🤣

@SuperJoshdave

7 ай бұрын

She really was awful

@John-X

7 ай бұрын

@@isa2758 gal gadot sucks, doesn't look or act anything like Wonder Woman

@Glatisant_galla

7 ай бұрын

@@isa2758gal sucked. She didn’t even try to act in the 2nd one.

"You're fucking fired" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and the flash part killed me. Love these keep it up!

"Sure, it's wider than it's long." 😄😅🤣💀

The reference to “I’m not wearing hockey....” had me dying in nostalgic spasms 😂😂😂

"Batty Mckickin-Punch" That caught me off guard! 😂😂😂😂😂 DC should cast Pete as the next Batman! 😂👌

@whuuuut2035

4 ай бұрын

Or at least a cameo from ShitDick Daniels

@Jocky8807

4 ай бұрын

Agreed. 🙏

@Shanethefilmmaker

4 ай бұрын

He'd be Batman of Earth Holmes. *Badman:* So I said "Now you have my permission to cry." *Batman:* What are you doing here? *Badman:* Well if it isn't cool earth me. Out being a badass while I'm the comical punching bag. *Batman:* For the last time I didn't create your world. And you beat up a birthday clown. I'm not that stupid.

@whuuuut2035

4 ай бұрын

@@Shanethefilmmaker Batman: "You literally kill people with your batarangs.. You killed Penguin!" Badman: "No.. they're just sleeping. The police took them to a farm up state to hang out with my parents."

Jesus, the whole back and forth of Batman and Wonder Woman just ripping on each other is hilarious, but that lasso scene. Hooooly crap, I'm losing it. This was SO damn good, Pete.

I love how he looks down at the lasso, then says "would I lie to you" 😂😂😂

I honestly love how much effort they put into the costumes in this new series, I can tell they have more of a budget now

@steamer2k319

9 ай бұрын

Great costumes and great vfx!

@chrisdalby

9 ай бұрын

Erm, I mean, Wonder Woman's top was all bunched up around her waist.

@steamer2k319

9 ай бұрын

​@@chrisdalby Fair. But: * Quote from skit, "Your whole outfit-- it doesn't make sense". This kind of shabbiness could well be a factor into why she's being fired. * In the comics, we don't usually see Wonder Woman in an office setting. If her costume functions as armor, maybe it's supposed to be a little rigid and *would* bunch up a bit when she leans forward confrontationally from an office chair. * The rest of the costumes still seem pretty decent.

@AB-cg9np

9 ай бұрын

@@steamer2k319logic wins, well done sir. 👍

@YoshihitoBLM

9 ай бұрын

@@chrisdalby And her bracers were obviously leather or a leather substitute.

"Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?" Real ones know😂

@wolverine3219

9 ай бұрын

"FUN FOR BABIES, NOT FOR BATMAN!"

@KasbashPlays

9 ай бұрын

“Feels good”

@HotRangus

9 ай бұрын

A is for Alfred. B is for BAAAAAAATS.

@kwinzman

9 ай бұрын

"Really seals in the flavor!"

@honestdave

9 ай бұрын

"Babe Ruth's tiny legs!"

"Also, you're 🤬 fired. Would I lie to you?" 🤣👍🏿

Kirby killed Batmans parents.

So glad he's back. We've missed you, Pete. I can't be the only one worried that his career was done.

@perfectsoulmates2023

9 ай бұрын

Pete Holmes never left us ... because it's not what he does, but how he does it, that defines him ... Pete is the hero we need, not the one we deserve ... Holmes was busy with chicks all this time, doing it over and over again with each chick's private parts ... in an order that would surprise you ! xD

@joshp8535

9 ай бұрын

He runs a very popular podcast.

@showaker4755

9 ай бұрын

@@joshp8535 yeah but who doesn't these days?

@SquirefromtheShire

9 ай бұрын

If you were actually a fan of his, you’d know he never left and puts out weekly podcasts with celebrities. He was already the happy golden retriever version of Marc Maron long before his talk show or Crashing.

@JT-np1op

9 ай бұрын

😂 spoken like a true fan

"YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!" 😂

my entire staff has quoted badman on a nightly basis, this is a new level of hilarious. Thanks Pete, we've followed you for some time, and we're fucking stoked that the Bat is back. keep it up man!

“I could have saved my parents, I just had a gameboy at the time” Pete being honest 🤣

@supernerd8067

9 ай бұрын

"WHY COULDN'T I PUT DOWN THE KIRBY!?!?!" - Batman

@bryanotero123

6 ай бұрын

Gameboy at the time sheesh i feel old asf

@GabePuratekuta

6 ай бұрын

@@supernerd8067 How could he put down Kirby? Those games are great!

"Sometimes I pick up 'Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.'" Batman unlocked some of my childhood memories with that one. 🤣

@maxxc9857

9 ай бұрын

Super handy

@jazzquire

9 ай бұрын

Absolutely hilarious line.

@IsiahTomas

9 ай бұрын

​Buuuhh..

@TighelanderII

9 ай бұрын

I still listen to it.

@foxxxy1115

9 ай бұрын

I was hoping someone commented on this. I got so excited and happy when he mentioned it!! I hope Peter Segel and Bill Curtis saw this!!

We need more of these. I can't stop watching it.

Batty McKick'n'punch fu**ing killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was the best one yet!! I’m dying 😂 “If you say Lasso to anyone under 40, they’ll think of an endlessly optimistic soccer coach” hahahaha 💯💯🤣

@choosecarefully408

9 ай бұрын

Yet she had _him_ on the ropes more than once before ever bringing out the lasso!

@OlsenOfficial

8 ай бұрын

And funny I love that TV show. But he isn't optimistic anymore. He was only optimistic in the first season. Then he became a depressed coach. 😅

Now Fire Ezra Miller!

@noth7ing

9 ай бұрын

Wipe your mouth.

@jacobwaters1147

9 ай бұрын

Yes!

@imlostgaming9542

9 ай бұрын

Yeah not the flash just Ezra miller!

@AJHapenny

9 ай бұрын

@@imlostgaming9542 🤣🤣 yip

@SilverPlayer2002

9 ай бұрын

Batman V DCEU Flash Actor Ezra Miller: Actual JUSTICE!

Lmao. I love how she was slightly startled when you yelled, “YOU’RE OUT OF LIIIINE!!!”

I’m watching this and the whole time I’m just like 😂😮😂😮! Adds new meaning to “Dark Knight”! The Flash thing was too much for me!

SWEET PETE!!!!! “Harvey Dent?!! CAN WE TRUST HIM???” Happy that you’re back to making these!!

@mandreadfg

9 ай бұрын

TWO FACE IS HERE. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HARVEY DENT!!

@jeremiah6462

9 ай бұрын

Harvey, you're back!.. use that gun on Two-Face the next time he shows his facessss...

@jeremiah6462

9 ай бұрын

The "can we trust him." Is an ongoing joke I have with one of my subordinates. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@theunsnaude3634

9 ай бұрын

Best comment ever, still laughing and going to rewatch that video now!

@mandreadfg

9 ай бұрын

@@jeremiah6462 never thought of implementing in the workplace. Great form

The Ted Lasso reference was legendary

@jpcoqueran

9 ай бұрын

I dont think you know what that word means

@ChineduOpara

8 ай бұрын

Hahahaha you don't know what lasso means LMAO😂

I’m so happy these are back!!!

Thank you so incredibly much for bringing this back

That ending was actually perfect. Batman is only human and can’t avoid the lasso’s power. But underneath that he’s Batman. And you’re still fucking fired 😂

I am so happy to see Pete doing these pop-culture inspired skits again. They're always so good! Long live Badman!

I don't know if its just me but i think she would be a good wonder woman provided she had the chance to play the role in dceu, mainly because of her physique and she has the face too

@dawsongranger4940

5 ай бұрын

She showed more emotion in this skit than gal gadot did in her entire career as Wonder Woman

The lasso of truth bit in this skit was infinitely funnier than the one in the flash, while still being just as self deprecating. Bravo!

The "interview" sketch format just doesn't get old for me. Great work, Pete!

@dahlberry

9 ай бұрын

Super easy, barely an inconvenience!

The return of Badman makes me happier than i can say....just PERFECT comedy.

@Tokyoghoul4life

9 ай бұрын

I was afraid it was gonna lose its charm but he's still just as funny as before. It's like he never changed(in a good way)

@Heezydoesit167

9 ай бұрын

Same. It’s just as good as the originals.

so happy to see you back in the costume fighting injustice Pete!

I fucking love the back and forth in this one, such amazing banter

He returns when we need him most, and respect him least. Welcome back, Badman

I stopped to finish laughing at "I'm not wearing fake hockey abbs" 😂

@bryanbarnes388

9 ай бұрын

Dark Knight reference. "I'm not wearing hockey pads."

I'm glad you're making these videos again!!

I like seeing Wonder Woman fighting back. Unlike the X-men skits, the power dynamic is different, and frankly Batman isn't nearly as bullet proof in this set up.

@artloverivy

8 ай бұрын

It works so well cuz Pete’s Batman is so funny when he’s being a sheer idiot 😂

4:20 That was a genuine laugh! 😂 Wouldn't surprise me if she wasn't expecting that answer! 😂

Pete Holmes is the Batman we don’t need, but probably deserve…and absolutely want.

@m3rl1on

9 ай бұрын

harvey dent, can we trust him?

@joaquinwaters1810

9 ай бұрын

@@m3rl1on oh f*ck my face

@aboutcars8856

8 ай бұрын

@@m3rl1on oh fuck my face

@tthompson

8 ай бұрын

Very well put. Lol

I've never been so excited....Happy to have ya back at it!!

They need to do more of these they’re hilarious

“Pete Holmes is a hero, not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed”

@puneetsaklani7516

9 ай бұрын

but can he be trusted !!

Pete love that you’re doing these sketches again. Those older skits from your old show is a bit of comfort food for me. I rewatch them at least once a year when I’m feelin down. Thanks for existing.

@countzrathknock6737

8 ай бұрын

Dude same. I go and watch the Ex-men videos at least once a year. Never fails to make me laugh.

@danieleckstein7118

8 ай бұрын

​@@countzrathknock6737I love the ex men ones lmao. The James Bond skit he did where he kept drinking martinis had me actually crying 🤣😭

Brilliant! Good to have you back.

So glad you're back!

Really glad you're making stuff like this again! I always loved these series. Really wish The Pete Holmes show would come back! :D

@kwinzman

9 ай бұрын

It's like a mix of Badman and Ex-Men.

I was worried these weren't going to hold up to the same level of comedic genius as the original Badman sketches. Never been happier to be wrong! These are fucking hilarious

Priceless, thank you for the afternoon laughs.

These are ridiculously brilliant!

That ending was so freaking awesome, even humiliated Batman came out looking badass, notwithstanding weird Flash handie fetish 😂

@johnscilleto

9 ай бұрын

It would go vibrate and smoke so fast 😂

@Psycorde

9 ай бұрын

He stated his case, can't argue against it

So happy to see Pete doing skits like these again. The greatest thing about his old talk show were the fantastic skits and I've sorely missed them (bring back Workshop Seinfeld!). Hope to see more things like these in the future!

KEEP IT GOING ! Love this!

I'm so glad your back your were so dam missed we love you man keep up the amazing work your funny as hell

BattyMcKickandpunch! 😂 This was brilliant. Genius. Thanks so much for making this and sharing it.

i’m surprised he went through the whole sketch without sexualizing wonder woman. the flash joke actually caught me off guard lol

@iinarrab19

9 ай бұрын

Was waiting for this hahaha

@mjg1544

9 ай бұрын

You can’t sexualize women today or even make jokes without getting cancelled thanks to wokeness. Unfortunately!

@timothyfinch7295

9 ай бұрын

Kinda hard to sexualize this Wonder Woman tbh

@1977TA

9 ай бұрын

@@mjg1544 Wonder Woman was created by people who were into BDSM and other sexual fetishes. The lasso is a purposeful plot device that allowed her to enslave people which is a big part of bondage fantasy. In the early comics she was always tying someone up or getting tied up herself. If any female character comes with a license to be sexualized it is no doubt Wonder Woman.

@thatanimefan91

9 ай бұрын

Women think that is wrong to sexualize them 🤦‍♂️

"I killed a lot of those guys" 😂

Batty McKick 'n Punch 🤣

Thank god we still have this Batman 😂. We need Pete now more than ever!!!

It’s so wonderful to have this series continuing! Thanks, Pete and company!

Just found these recently. They are all really good.

This was my favorite one! “Batty McKickinpunch” “I WAS WORKSHOPPING!” 😂

"Oohhh it does hurt! It hurts a surprising amount!" Made me laugh so hard 😂 It reminded me of Homer Simpson a little too

@andrewcramer9200

9 ай бұрын

That's weird, because at around the 4:42 mark he sounds exactly like Krusty the Klown 🤣🤣🤣

@keepitchiefin

9 ай бұрын

@@andrewcramer9200 haha agreed

I love how she was trying so hard not to laugh on several parts of this, the outtakes must be wild

Never stop making these, Pete

You're out of line!!!!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣👏👏

I loved how he reacted when she called him out on the abs. Also I thought it was pretty cool when he said he killed a lot of guys in the beginning because in the original comics Batman actually killed criminals.

@Druid4099

9 ай бұрын

Not only did he kill criminals he used guns!

@brad7864

9 ай бұрын

Oh god especially 80's Batman. So violent

@HashbrownGokusan

9 ай бұрын

I can no longer call myself a batman fan…i never knew

@DSan-kl2yc

9 ай бұрын

​@@HashbrownGokusan He didn't kill people. Vampires. And beasts that used to be men but were mutated into mindless monsters. Gunned them down with his plane. That was when the editors said it went too far and he shouldn't have a gun according to the writer.

@PureBlackDragon

9 ай бұрын

I mean the very first arc of Batman(in Detective Comics) is him killing (allowing to die I guess) a crime boss. Coincidentally into a vat of acid. He even says something about how it's better that way(not exact quote but essentially he's good with them dying)@@DSan-kl2yc

I love the actress playing Wonder Woman, also love how Holmes still uses the Dark Knight era suit

all my love to the creators. You have bewitched me with your humor

Love these...can't stop laughing!!! 😂

Batty Mckick-n-punch. Hilarious. Keep ‘‘em coming Pete.

“Woah, coming in hot!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Right out the f’n gate!!!

@quincywright2821

4 ай бұрын

FRESH OUT THA GREASE FAM!🤣🤣🤣💯👍

this kills me. Funny as all get out. Keep up the good work.

😂😂😂😂😂 ”then there’s jiggly Bruce…”

Pete Holmes is so funny that he can make five minutes feel like 30 seconds

I haven't laughed like this all year long. Not a clunker in the entire script. And beautifully acted by both of them. Scout Durwood is smokin' hot at 39!

these are great thanks for coming back to this stuff! as a foam cosplayer I love the costumes!@

"Are you making fun of my tiara?" " *yeah* " 😂😂😂😂

Pete Holmes older Batman videos are some of the funniest things Ive ever seen. Im so glad hes brought it back

I'm so glad he's back doing these. Its fucking comedic GOLD!

It’s back! Amazing!!

They roasted every single mobile game ad yeah you know the ones I’m talking about

You bring so much joy - thank you for bringing this series concept back. So many iterations of the justice league members to fire!

Pete Holmes is back baby, but Harvey Dent? Can we trust him?

@rhaegartargaryen9315

9 ай бұрын

Not as great as the Prof X and Jean Gray vid, after Me Too moment Pete's gone soft.. that's what she said.

YOU'RE OUTTA LIIINE!! 😂

Glad you are still making content.