Ex-Men: Magneto

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Professor X tries to fire his arch nemesis Magneto. Feat. Rob Huebel. Watch our behind the scenes video here: • On The Set Of Ex-Men: ...
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  • @prions13
    @prions139 жыл бұрын

    I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to watch Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan play this scene.

  • @dakotanelson8523

    @dakotanelson8523

    9 жыл бұрын

    This actually does seem like something that Patrick would do. He loves doing dirty humor because everyone sees him as being so civilized.

  • @Joalse

    @Joalse

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alejo Enriquez how much money?

  • @jagarcia0705

    @jagarcia0705

    6 жыл бұрын

    Or even better have James Mcavoy & Michael Fassbender.

  • @dauinn8087

    @dauinn8087

    6 жыл бұрын

    Ditto

  • @mikeburnsy6492

    @mikeburnsy6492

    6 жыл бұрын

    +jagarcia0705 coincidentally all 4 of them are british

  • @nvlarcht
    @nvlarcht6 жыл бұрын

    "You fucking refrigerator." That line gets me laughing still to this day.

  • @abcddcba7703

    @abcddcba7703

    2 жыл бұрын

    you still laughing

  • @nvlarcht

    @nvlarcht

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@abcddcba7703 nah man

  • @molamimelon3162

    @molamimelon3162

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oh.

  • @abcddcba7703

    @abcddcba7703

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@molamimelon3162 sad… he lost his sense of humor

  • @molamimelon3162

    @molamimelon3162

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@abcddcba7703 Indeed he has.

  • @misanthropicisolation4013
    @misanthropicisolation40133 жыл бұрын

    I like how Xavier was actually speechless for a second after the Steve Harvey comment.

  • @freshpotatoes1107

    @freshpotatoes1107

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was like mmmm that hurt lol

  • @skiprenegade111

    @skiprenegade111

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Piping hot comeback, Magneto!”😂

  • @hardpack187

    @hardpack187

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was the verbal equivalent of the Jorge Masvidal knee

  • @TheUnseenPath

    @TheUnseenPath

    2 жыл бұрын

    It was the sitting joke that did it for me.

  • @richardveltri4845

    @richardveltri4845

    2 жыл бұрын

    I mean....that's pretty devastating...

  • @guudnewdle6910
    @guudnewdle69104 жыл бұрын

    When you realise this is really what X-Men is about, two old friends who can't decide if they love eachother or hate eachother 🤣

  • @saymyname8925

    @saymyname8925

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, its just about moneygrab

  • @daviddomaguina9578

    @daviddomaguina9578

    3 жыл бұрын

    their like a lover they breakup and then get back together

  • @lawlaw295

    @lawlaw295

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who use young ppl seeking a father figure to fight their battles.

  • @saymyname8925

    @saymyname8925

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lawlaw295 Donald Trump

  • @pvshka

    @pvshka

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@saymyname8925 I'm sorry, how much did you pay to watch this?

  • @day3002
    @day300210 жыл бұрын

    Magneto is the best. You should make video where both of them sit and cast mutants like america got talent commenting on silly mutants powers.

  • @etruong78

    @etruong78

    10 жыл бұрын

    Lol that's a good idea... I am gonna totally steal that idea of yours! Hollywood here I come!

  • @TobyKral007

    @TobyKral007

    10 жыл бұрын

    it is a good idea! Do it Pete!

  • @the0siren0of0night

    @the0siren0of0night

    10 жыл бұрын

    Toby Kral Especially if they have to sing and dance at the same time!!!

  • @StoicRounin

    @StoicRounin

    10 жыл бұрын

    That's a brilliant idea.

  • @kustomkure

    @kustomkure

    10 жыл бұрын

    ***** I am pretty sure he heard it somewhere

  • @Bandaid_Brigade
    @Bandaid_Brigade9 жыл бұрын

    You fucking refrigerator... Gets me everytime. Lmao

  • @JessiV2

    @JessiV2

    9 жыл бұрын

    John Connor Magnets stick to refrigerators...

  • @Klu88

    @Klu88

    9 жыл бұрын

    John Connor In Mavel's X-men Issue #110. It was revealed magneto's dad is a refrigerator.

  • @x74chevelle59

    @x74chevelle59

    9 жыл бұрын

    John Connor also its common for parents to stick their kids drawings on the refrigerator for display

  • @jeanfox6276
    @jeanfox62763 жыл бұрын

    the guy playing Magneto actually pulls it off perfectly....i can imagine him playing Magneto in an actual movie

  • @AobatrozFilms

    @AobatrozFilms

    3 жыл бұрын

    Both are the same guy 😅

  • @Madmax45247

    @Madmax45247

    3 жыл бұрын

    I hope that was a joke.

  • @LaidbakZak

    @LaidbakZak

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AobatrozFilms no they aren’t

  • @pvshka

    @pvshka

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AobatrozFilms bruh, read the effin description.

  • @NikoMoraKamu

    @NikoMoraKamu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AobatrozFilms dude

  • @tomchisholm9467
    @tomchisholm94672 жыл бұрын

    I love that Magneto is the only one in any of these skits that has comebacks for Professor X

  • @alexsolomon8127

    @alexsolomon8127

    10 ай бұрын

    jean grey managed him quite handily.

  • @rushpan93

    @rushpan93

    7 ай бұрын

    Superman did too

  • @alexsolomon8127

    @alexsolomon8127

    7 ай бұрын

    @@rushpan93 in fact, in the lastest video it ends with Superman telling Batman HE is fired.

  • @peterjaketalkswrasslin6920

    @peterjaketalkswrasslin6920

    Ай бұрын

    Old homies… of course he got comebacks then some.

  • @CaptHayfever
    @CaptHayfever9 жыл бұрын

    Telekinesis does indeed beat magnets. Too bad Xavier doesn't have telekinesis.

  • @exz1tar

    @exz1tar

    6 жыл бұрын

    Apparently he has

  • @mercurialsilver5688

    @mercurialsilver5688

    6 жыл бұрын

    CaptHayfever He actually used to back in the early days. Very weak but in the earliest comics he used to show it once in a blue moon. I saw it decades ago in one of the Classic X-Men comics that were being peddled that showed the stories of the original X-Men.

  • @magus13131

    @magus13131

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even when he DOES have telekinesis, it's no where near as strong as Magneto's powers. Plus Magneto raising a stapler is pretty scary.. he can easily shape it into something sharp and make it fly through your head...

  • @TheLastNeiderHeir

    @TheLastNeiderHeir

    5 жыл бұрын

    @bryan diaz varela that is scary af

  • @Mcherri

    @Mcherri

    5 жыл бұрын

    Magneto and his daughter can manipulate objects that don’t have metal in them they control the magnetic force around them Erik can only control metal and the magnetic force and he has had time to control them but his daughter Lorna has the same powers along with electrokenisis, magatism and she can control emotions like an empath I don’t know who is stronger though

  • @thiagodeandrade7081
    @thiagodeandrade70814 жыл бұрын

    I like that Xavier seems intrigued by the "neato" idea.

  • @thiagodeandrade7081

    @thiagodeandrade7081

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@abderrahimaourir Good point.

  • @alfieswindell4598

    @alfieswindell4598

    3 жыл бұрын

    Professor xneato

  • @jimmysonglaugh8110

    @jimmysonglaugh8110

    3 жыл бұрын

    Intrigue? Or disbelief?

  • @thiagodeandrade7081

    @thiagodeandrade7081

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jimmysonglaugh8110 It is actually a good question. I don't know. Maybe both.

  • @cheesefactory4234

    @cheesefactory4234

    3 жыл бұрын

    I seriously thought Professor Xavier was being sincere in his apology and for a moment, I was going to forgive his childishness (As well as "Mag-Neat-O's"! Lol).

  • @h.g347
    @h.g3472 жыл бұрын

    "You look like a college basketball coach, standing on the sidelines!" (Sotto voce): "Or in your case, sitting." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 Жыл бұрын

    I like how this is basically the only one where the person getting fired actually holds their own. If nothing else it proves Magneto deserves the position of Prof X's rival.

  • @theoutlawking9123

    @theoutlawking9123

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep

  • @gyorgyor7765

    @gyorgyor7765

    Жыл бұрын

    Jean Grey kind of did as well, especially when she tricks him inti reading her mind and put up the image of Docking Dicks.

  • @EvilSapphireR

    @EvilSapphireR

    Жыл бұрын

    Xavier is in no position to fire magneto so not like he cares

  • @aventuresvdecouvertes830

    @aventuresvdecouvertes830

    10 ай бұрын

    Neto !

  • @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil

    @TrumpIsTheRootOfAllEvil

    9 ай бұрын

    And, he had it coming. This Professor X is a dick!

  • @christophertillack7995
    @christophertillack79956 жыл бұрын

    4:36 "You ****ing Refrigerator" I burst into Laughter when he said that!!!

  • @szymegg5291

    @szymegg5291

    4 жыл бұрын

    And that damned smile after that

  • @TalhaMalik89

    @TalhaMalik89

    4 жыл бұрын

    He delivered that line perfectly.

  • @cringerandomname9957

    @cringerandomname9957

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was smiling the whole time not laughing then that part happend .I fucking busted a gut laughing

  • @shanekoszczewski8289

    @shanekoszczewski8289

    4 жыл бұрын

    Godamit me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ersetzbar.

    @ersetzbar.

    4 жыл бұрын

    me too, i love this

  • @Trid3nt861
    @Trid3nt8614 жыл бұрын

    "You look like Mr. Clean at a job interview"

  • @realityitis4

    @realityitis4

    4 жыл бұрын

    omfg so true

  • @claritycrystal8742

    @claritycrystal8742

    3 жыл бұрын

    "You look like a tool that tells us the gender of a fetus!"

  • @XZAVIER-DAA-GOD

    @XZAVIER-DAA-GOD

    3 жыл бұрын

    White Steve havery was funnier

  • @freshpotatoes1107

    @freshpotatoes1107

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just wish he floated a gold earring to his ear right when he said that lol

  • @Maniacal_Matro

    @Maniacal_Matro

    7 ай бұрын

    Dude, I broke out laughing when he said that.

  • @leokeatonn
    @leokeatonn3 жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine they have these "fights" on a weekly basis and after they're both like "this is stupid" they just sorta break out into laughter with each other. Basically an overall wholesome friendship which goes to show that you don't need to agree on anything in order to get along with someone.

  • @TheUnseenPath

    @TheUnseenPath

    2 жыл бұрын

    No but it helps especially if you cannot agree on basic issues and are so divided. What's the point? it's like when the person you know is no longer the person you met and you can't continue on the same path because you feel they've lost them self.

  • @quanjr
    @quanjr4 жыл бұрын

    “One of our gifted youngsters drew this and I thought it would be nice to show it off, you f**king refrigerator” years later and this sentence is still enough to make me bust a gut

  • @ajcaraballo95
    @ajcaraballo958 жыл бұрын

    I wanna see him fire Deadpool

  • @jetecho2081

    @jetecho2081

    6 жыл бұрын

    AJcaraballo95 Sorry if it took me two years to be the first comment on your comment. Lol

  • @dragonballuniverse3899

    @dragonballuniverse3899

    5 жыл бұрын

    yes, I apologize as well.

  • @roythimsom-bord5514

    @roythimsom-bord5514

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @skyfalldeadpool1633

    @skyfalldeadpool1633

    5 жыл бұрын

    Deadpool isn't an X- men!!!! He is not a virgin!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @roythimsom-bord5514

    @roythimsom-bord5514

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@skyfalldeadpool1633 no but you are 😜👍👌😉😝

  • @stormrevenant
    @stormrevenant8 жыл бұрын

    Magneto has control over the entire Electromagnetic Spectrum. That is easily one of the most OP and versatile abilities ever, something the movies never capture.

  • @psychoticdaizyproductions569

    @psychoticdaizyproductions569

    8 жыл бұрын

    I just commented about that xD

  • @TipsyRiver

    @TipsyRiver

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Aniruddha Sharma The have to lower the awesomeness level or the movies would be too boring. Just like Superman or intergalactic warlords like Thanos. They are depicted as pretty much invincible, but the characters most people love are weaker and they somehow need to win in the end.

  • @mattj4112

    @mattj4112

    8 жыл бұрын

    "Something the moves never capture" he lifted the Golden Gate Bridge and a damn stadium!

  • @stormrevenant

    @stormrevenant

    8 жыл бұрын

    Imme Matt How is that controlling the entire Electromagnetic Spectrum? Google Electromagnetic Spectrum.

  • @Dino23968

    @Dino23968

    8 жыл бұрын

    Can anyone here come up with a dialogue of Professor X firing Kitty Pryde?

  • @DJMarcO138
    @DJMarcO1383 жыл бұрын

    "You look like a Spartan who's REALLLY into Madonna!" dead xD

  • @356MONKEYMAN

    @356MONKEYMAN

    2 жыл бұрын

    Trojan

  • @leethedotalegend
    @leethedotalegend4 жыл бұрын

    I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to watch James Mcvoy and Michael Fassbender play this scene.

  • @Noname-ut1ye

    @Noname-ut1ye

    4 жыл бұрын

    You copy and pasted this comment lol.

  • @Dukeflyhawker

    @Dukeflyhawker

    3 жыл бұрын

    And I would take your money and give it to Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen to do it instead.

  • @KasbashPlays

    @KasbashPlays

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Dukeflyhawker this +2000 (or any other large, arbitrary number that describes the magnitude of my concurrence with your opinion)

  • @ashwinaditya5331

    @ashwinaditya5331

    3 жыл бұрын

    How much money are we talking about here ?

  • @thechoomofdoom6979

    @thechoomofdoom6979

    Жыл бұрын

    I personally prefer Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen

  • @PanzerMold
    @PanzerMold6 жыл бұрын

    "One of our gifted youngsters drew that, thought it'd be nice to show it off, you f**king refrigerator."

  • @Darthvegeta8000
    @Darthvegeta80004 жыл бұрын

    I always loved how his 'nemesis' actually puts up a worthy fight. Makes it quite enjoyable.

  • @krugerstan
    @krugerstan3 жыл бұрын

    I"m mostly just impressed at the effort they put in to get the voices.

  • @user-fj3vz4cd7c
    @user-fj3vz4cd7cАй бұрын

    Had me dying when Xavier said somebody made a wheelchair joke 😂😂

  • @aquariandawn4750

    @aquariandawn4750

    Ай бұрын

    Making fun of each other's clothes was great

  • @mattnichols4592
    @mattnichols45924 жыл бұрын

    "Oh ring the bell somebody made a wheelchair joke..... BOOM" hahaha

  • @taeminsgayvape
    @taeminsgayvape9 жыл бұрын

    "neto's in there, like, neato" *thumbs up*

  • @shadowstorm3.098
    @shadowstorm3.0984 жыл бұрын

    “Oh, behold my power! I’m Children’s Dentist N!” “If i were a children’s dentist named Ned, I would go by that.” *I DIED.*

  • @hilleryearl524
    @hilleryearl5243 жыл бұрын

    "I don't stand a chance against you... in a 3rd grade science fair" LMAO

  • @TheSteelStallion
    @TheSteelStallion9 жыл бұрын

    "You fucking refrigerator." will forever be ingrained in my mind.

  • @JessiV2
    @JessiV29 жыл бұрын

    This was the best one! Magneto was his only match in the name game but that ending...that was gold!

  • @lorenzovonmatterhorn4756

    @lorenzovonmatterhorn4756

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well since they are basing it on movies. He is his Ying to his Yang. But in reality Magneto would wipe the floor with Charles. Out of respect for their friendship he doesn't. Even in the worse of times they advise each other. Best frienemies ever

  • @sangun123

    @sangun123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ken Shamrock don’t under estimate Charles, he tries to be some what of a pacifist but god knows what someone of Charles skill could do if he were evil

  • @JessiV2

    @JessiV2

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sangun123 True. It is only because Professor X rendered Magneto catatonic that Onslaught was born. When they became Onslaught, only the combined efforts of the X-Men, Fantastic 4 AND the Avengers could stop them.

  • @JessiV2

    @JessiV2

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@lorenzovonmatterhorn4756 To be honest, they showed how powerful Professor X was when he made everyone stop what they were doing just to have a conversation with Magneto. If Magneto did not have his helmet then the fight would be over before it began. Basically, they had to give the professor a handicap (ha!) to make it fair. XD

  • @swiftbro2923
    @swiftbro2923 Жыл бұрын

    I love how magneto is the first person to actually start arguing back to Charles in this series

  • @bemshire
    @bemshire2 жыл бұрын

    My favorite thing about this is how he had the drawing and magnet on hand implying he planned all of this out for a single joke.

  • @3DaiYo4Kai56
    @3DaiYo4Kai5610 жыл бұрын

    Pete, Professor X doesn't have telekinesis... Just max level telepathy

  • @joelparshley9499

    @joelparshley9499

    10 жыл бұрын

    Umm profess x does in some comics to some extent so he does at certain times he also wore a suit that increased it once

  • @Cbev1994

    @Cbev1994

    10 жыл бұрын

    never been remotely the point in these things lol

  • @MetaphoricalPenguins

    @MetaphoricalPenguins

    10 жыл бұрын

    Joel Parshley That was a writer going over the top, like Batman dodging bullets.

  • @runner9528

    @runner9528

    10 жыл бұрын

    Anal Smegma Batman dodging bullets isn't so much him dodging the bullets but rather him being faster than the aim of the shooter. So it's plausible.

  • @runner9528

    @runner9528

    10 жыл бұрын

    Anal Smegma and eww. gross.

  • @RainbowPowerRangerX
    @RainbowPowerRangerX8 жыл бұрын

    Xavier is a telepathic, not a telekinetic. He can't lift jack shit with his mind.

  • @-Big_Big

    @-Big_Big

    6 жыл бұрын

    well he could be trying to lie

  • @centfisk

    @centfisk

    6 жыл бұрын

    Dam straight

  • @jobob9299

    @jobob9299

    6 жыл бұрын

    He has had telekinesis at times in the older comics. It depended on the writers. Modern comics he doesn't, but he has had that power before, so it isn't entirely false. Just false to the modern interpretations.

  • @rocketgroot4311
    @rocketgroot43113 жыл бұрын

    *3:57* *Imagine One of the X-Men just walks into X's Office to see this..*

  • @danthemancushecan

    @danthemancushecan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Just fucking dumbfounded at the pettiness and then slowly backing out!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @TonyTarantula

    @TonyTarantula

    3 жыл бұрын

    He/she would have to sign a non-disclosure agreement to remain on the roster.

  • @AdrenalineEuphoria
    @AdrenalineEuphoria4 жыл бұрын

    X doesn't have telekinesis. He can't move stuff with his mind.

  • @pvshka

    @pvshka

    4 жыл бұрын

    He can in some versions of the comics. It's kinda shady to use it as a reference point, but Imma let it slip.

  • @berkpick

    @berkpick

    4 жыл бұрын

    He does, it's just really weak and he never uses it. When magneto kidnaps everyone and stuffs them in a power enhancing machine or apocalypse comes and chooses Xavier as one of his horsemen the power enhancement makes his telekinesis crazy strong... It would kinda make sense id cerebro enhanced it too but I've never seen him use it for that

  • @riicky83

    @riicky83

    3 жыл бұрын

    Isn't telekinesis the ability to read minds whilst Psychokinesis the ability to move stuff with your mind?

  • @berkpick

    @berkpick

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@riicky83 telepathy is reading minds. tele means distance. Teleport, telephone, etc. Kinesis is physical movement. Cinema (kinema), kinesology, etc. So telekinesis is moving things from a distance (which could be with your mind), Psychokinesis is moving things specifically with the mind. They're the same thing basically.

  • @AdrenalineEuphoria

    @AdrenalineEuphoria

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@riicky83 Telepathy is the ability to read/project thoughts/feelings. Telekinesis/psychokinesis is the ability to move things with thought. Tele: communicate Kinetic: move Pathy: feelings Psycho: mind

  • @Ablazee
    @Ablazee9 жыл бұрын

    still a better lovestory than twilight

  • @Xxmineplayerx

    @Xxmineplayerx

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hey Ablaze 😂🤙🏾

  • @jeddafakee91

    @jeddafakee91

    6 жыл бұрын

    i miss this joke

  • @Xxmineplayerx

    @Xxmineplayerx

    6 жыл бұрын

    Jedidiah oyeyemi me too 😂😂

  • @severussnape8349

    @severussnape8349

    6 жыл бұрын

    ABLAZE l

  • @boardgameswithsimonandsome1783

    @boardgameswithsimonandsome1783

    6 жыл бұрын

    I can’t fucking believe you wrote this.

  • @thisissomedumbshhh1790
    @thisissomedumbshhh17909 жыл бұрын

    dude,i was like "oh snap!" when he said "you look like Mr Clean at a job interview."

  • @thisissomedumbshhh1790

    @thisissomedumbshhh1790

    9 жыл бұрын

    then he was like "you ####ing refridgerater

  • @neomatrix6749

    @neomatrix6749

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jajajajajajaja i know maan ! Jajaaja

  • @Killerbeast-hx5qp

    @Killerbeast-hx5qp

    5 жыл бұрын

    You look like a white Steve Harvey!!

  • @jpeech7374
    @jpeech73742 жыл бұрын

    How the hell am I just NOW finding these!?

  • @danielscalph404
    @danielscalph4043 жыл бұрын

    Magneto's costume here is still better than every movie version.

  • @RakibHasan-hs1me
    @RakibHasan-hs1me5 жыл бұрын

    Charles always calls him Eric

  • @SmaugUKA

    @SmaugUKA

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, that was the biggest error in this video. He never calls him Magneto when it's just them or they're talking. He only says Magneto when speaking about him to others.

  • @saqwana25

    @saqwana25

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SmaugUKA that and charles is not telekinetic.

  • @brandonselitetv1436

    @brandonselitetv1436

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@saqwana25 Actually Charles had it tho it was very weak which was why he barely used it in the original Comics tho he does have it in the Ultimate universe

  • @benjiegimori7923
    @benjiegimori79238 жыл бұрын

    "You look like a Trojan warrior who's reaaaaal into Madonna"...😂😂😂😂 That's all I needed to hear

  • @studentoflife8532
    @studentoflife8532 Жыл бұрын

    It's been 8 years and I still go back to this just to laugh.

  • @zone07
    @zone074 жыл бұрын

    Finally, someone going toe to toe with Professor X.

  • @theeshyguy
    @theeshyguy10 жыл бұрын

    "You look like a tool that tells us the gender of a fetus" Can't stop laughing lol

  • @deraraldeek9825
    @deraraldeek982510 жыл бұрын

    "You fucking refrigerator." this made my day !!

  • @felworld7246
    @felworld72468 ай бұрын

    I fucking love this. He actually captured the characters but he also made it legitimately funny.

  • @pinkaliciouspunk
    @pinkaliciouspunk2 жыл бұрын

    the “you fucking refrigerator” line took me out 😂

  • @sobeit457
    @sobeit4579 жыл бұрын

    "Oh ring the bell, somebody made a wheelchair joke," hilarious, keep up the good work sir.

  • @nickster5207
    @nickster52075 жыл бұрын

    They dishing insults like a slapping contest. I love it.

  • @idlikeabetternickname
    @idlikeabetternickname3 жыл бұрын

    This is fucking incredible. I can't stop myself from laughing everytime I come back to this.

  • @ilyalead4blade897
    @ilyalead4blade89710 ай бұрын

    I'll never get tried rewatching this masterpiece

  • @Lycian
    @Lycian10 жыл бұрын

    From the Marvel Wiki: "Professor X formerly also possessed low-level telekinetic abilities, though these seem to no longer exist. They seem to be part of his genes however, as Cassandra Nova has telekinetic abilities and is basically a clone of Xavier." Professor X couldn't lift a plane, but it's a perfectly reasonable boast during the context of trash talking. Also, he says "Mags" not "Max". This is easily the best video yet. Well done.

  • @juffurey

    @juffurey

    10 жыл бұрын

    except for magneto cuz of his helmet, he could make everyone believe he was levitating tho :P

  • @HikoSeijuroXIII

    @HikoSeijuroXIII

    6 жыл бұрын

    Magnus is the name Magneto assumed after the war.

  • @HighNoonTex

    @HighNoonTex

    5 жыл бұрын

    Actually, Magneto's name is Max Eisenhardt, as we learn in X-men: Magneto Testament

  • @jacobj1517

    @jacobj1517

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hi

  • @witch2647
    @witch26478 жыл бұрын

    "You look like a tool that tells us the gender of a fetus." I had to pause the video, I was laughing so hard I nearly cried. Thank you Mr. Holmes for making these and making my day significantly happier.

  • @huntergrant6520
    @huntergrant65203 жыл бұрын

    "This helmet is ingenious it prevents you from reading my thoughts!" -Magneto "And does the cape do that as well? Or do you just like looking like a live action roleplaying nerd?"-Prof. X

  • @carlthehatllama8930
    @carlthehatllama89303 жыл бұрын

    I feel like people really underestimate magneto's power, he controls and creates magnetic feilds of all kinds, his powers work on more than just metal and he has demonstrated the ability to disrupt electrical signals in his enemies nervous systems rendering them temporarily useless

  • @EvilFookaire

    @EvilFookaire

    3 жыл бұрын

    He even controlled the magnetic fields of entire planets in some of the comics. Also, I'm not certain if my memory is right on this one, but I think I remember an "alternate timeline" story in which Magneto pretty much could sense and control magnetic fields from across the universe like it was nothing. (I say my memory may or may not be right on that last one, because I'm not certain if it was actually a Marvel comic, or somewthing that I once saw which was made by a rather talented fan... it's been at least 20 years since I've actually read the comics, and delved into fan-arts for the comics, so the few things I still remember might have gotten a bit mixed up)

  • @kurtilingus

    @kurtilingus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@EvilFookaire Yeah, I feel like this sketch is a fair example of "know your audience", by which I mean I'm certain Pete Homes + whichever contributing co-writers were/are bright enough to have made a stop by some sort of online comic/superhero encyclopedia (that is, if weren't they already thoroughly familiar with the X-Men comics' canon powers from childhood already, of course), and probably deliberately decided to stick with the far more widely-known movie-version of Magneto's powers being nerfed/constrained to simply very powerful ferromagnetism manipulation. Keeps the banter quite a bit more competitive too, heh.

  • @SoLoReTriButioN

    @SoLoReTriButioN

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol hes a comic book villian. of course he can do any dumb thing the writer wants him to. wolverine beat the hulk. because that makes sense. no one is underestimating anything

  • @uvindukulathunga3860

    @uvindukulathunga3860

    Жыл бұрын

    @@SoLoReTriButioN Wolw vs Hulk sounds cool tho 2 animal like heroea going at it 🐯 vs 🐸

  • @jackmeehoff1524

    @jackmeehoff1524

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean magneto should be super op with the level of control and power he has demonstrated coupled with the fact that we all have iron in our blood.......

  • @azraelangelofred
    @azraelangelofred8 жыл бұрын

    Hm, unlike most, I won't point out that Prof. X does not have telekinetic powers (I think maybe in some parallel universe he did) but instead I'll put out that the name "Magneto" is not "Magnet-O", its a device. A magneto is an electrical generator that uses permanent magnets to produce periodic pulses of alternating current. And I'd have to say that Magneto's powers are on a level that telekinesis would not at all beat magnetic powers to his level. THAT ASIDE....funny and I loved it. It's nice seeing someone that can go toe to toe with Prof. X of the Ex-Men.

  • @clarencejanjimenez8397
    @clarencejanjimenez83978 жыл бұрын

    You look like a white Steve Harvey. -lmao

  • @jflanagan9696

    @jflanagan9696

    5 жыл бұрын

    ........ouch.....

  • @Klurado

    @Klurado

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jflanagan9696 oookohooullu2jeeskwhnwfI trey2nd 515162 years 57ko 16793i58i57re42kebencocoa.amdov,

  • @mrs.lemuelgarcia5973

    @mrs.lemuelgarcia5973

    4 жыл бұрын

    im done 🤣🤣🤣

  • @superty1985

    @superty1985

    4 жыл бұрын

    Got em

  • @danthemancushecan

    @danthemancushecan

    3 жыл бұрын

    Charles totally felt that one!!!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @fallingforfiction8507
    @fallingforfiction8507Ай бұрын

    I love how confident he is about people liking the "neato" part of his name. He sounds like he got honest positive feedback on that.

  • @danoia4
    @danoia49 жыл бұрын

    He sounds so much like magneto it's amazing

  • @MovieCompoundBoat
    @MovieCompoundBoat10 жыл бұрын

    "You look like a white Steve Harvey." I about lost it.

  • @joelparshley9499

    @joelparshley9499

    10 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @Memnoch_the_Devil
    @Memnoch_the_Devil4 жыл бұрын

    I love that they actually battled each other with insults

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua3 жыл бұрын

    I'm imagining the guys in the IT department seeing Magneto coming, and groaning in frustration. Magneto: _"Hey so my hard drive got wiped again..."_ IT Guy: **sigh** _"Did you set up the cloud backups like we suggested?"_ Magneto: _"Of course not! I have an opponent who controls the weather, and-"_ IT Guy: *"FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT'S NOT WHAT 'THE CLOUD' MEANS!"*

  • @father_faust

    @father_faust

    3 жыл бұрын

    This comment is underrated 😂😂

  • @shawon265

    @shawon265

    3 жыл бұрын

    May be he should relace hard drives with ssd

  • @buckeyeinblack
    @buckeyeinblack8 жыл бұрын

    Make a series of Magneto firing all of the Brotherhood members now!

  • @legoking6165

    @legoking6165

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would love to see that!

  • @alexandergapour1253

    @alexandergapour1253

    4 жыл бұрын

    It would make sense since some of them are useless

  • @zachattack5742

    @zachattack5742

    4 жыл бұрын

    Magneto: Sabertooth, you're fired!

  • @boyfromzambia
    @boyfromzambia5 жыл бұрын

    I lost it at "You look like a white Steve Harvey" 😂

  • @saifa.3950
    @saifa.39503 жыл бұрын

    "Piping hot comeback magnet man!" gets me every single time lmao

  • @tjm11015
    @tjm110157 ай бұрын

    I love how it's a drawing of Beast and Professor X at the mansion having fun, even has the X-jet Blackbird in the sky😂

  • @SFO14
    @SFO149 жыл бұрын

    Professor X of Earth-616 does not have telekinesis. Professor X from Earth-1610 (Ultimate Universe) has a small amount of telekinesis.

  • @shadowshandbro

    @shadowshandbro

    9 жыл бұрын

    ***** 616 Professor Xavier has used telekinetic abilities.

  • @angelnegronvelazquez9379

    @angelnegronvelazquez9379

    9 жыл бұрын

    Huh. Good to know.

  • @Sener

    @Sener

    9 жыл бұрын

    Joseph Lunan name one time.

  • @Hauptseite

    @Hauptseite

    9 жыл бұрын

    Sener The only times he ever did anything telekinetic in the 616 universe was back in the old days of comics. He like flipped a switch or something trivial, and probably did something else. This was back when superpowers were far less defined for all the characters and you would see some crazy things that were some time later retconned and fixed. Remember Magneto using the power of magnetism to mind control people and to project his mind like astral projection? Silly things like that. 616 Xavier really does not have telekinesis in the vast majority of stories, like, by a good 99%. 1610's Xavier has low level telekinesis, but someone mentioned that he did eventually do something big like levitate a sentinel. I really hate the Ultimate comics though, so I'd have to go digging around to find this... I don't really want to.

  • @Sener

    @Sener

    9 жыл бұрын

    Which every writer since has ignored, and also, these videos are clearly based on the movies.

  • @matthewlintschinger1617
    @matthewlintschinger161710 жыл бұрын

    2:20 I can't be the only nerd saying around this point "Xavier is only telepathic, not telekinetic". He can't move tissues with his mind. Magneto can throw cars at people.

  • @paulconrad6220
    @paulconrad6220Ай бұрын

    3:19 "Oh, for real?" PERFECT delivery

  • @Jxxker
    @Jxxker3 жыл бұрын

    "You Fckn Refrigerator" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sirensbane17
    @sirensbane1710 жыл бұрын

    "Charles, we're being silly…" Only Max and Charles cause each other to spontaneously become two-year-olds...

  • @JojoBiebah
    @JojoBiebah10 жыл бұрын

    when magneto said "you look like mr clean at a job interview" i just lost it.

  • @joelparshley9499

    @joelparshley9499

    10 жыл бұрын

    You look like a white Steve Harvey won it for me

  • @jeffreystewart1561

    @jeffreystewart1561

    10 жыл бұрын

    Joel Parshley Same. Spot on.

  • @gishathosaurus6828
    @gishathosaurus68283 жыл бұрын

    The Trojan warrior who's really into Madonna kills me every time XD

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser50013 жыл бұрын

    The sound it makes when he hits his helmet with the magnet... I fucking die every time. 4:27 And his look, holy shit. Perfect scene. I wonder how many takes that took. Hahaha.

  • @kustomkure
    @kustomkure10 жыл бұрын

    Hands down the best one. My god it's just marvelous.

  • @brandonnetwork
    @brandonnetwork8 жыл бұрын

    2:50 ironic, I was watching Family Feud when I first saw this video.

  • @henrybiscuit8797

    @henrybiscuit8797

    8 жыл бұрын

    +Brandon Smith that's not irony, that's just a coincidence

  • @MegaCyberleader
    @MegaCyberleader8 ай бұрын

    The voice acting is amazing, Id have to admit that. And the skits are funny.

  • @capricejohnson3128
    @capricejohnson31283 ай бұрын

    Charles Xavier should now forever be known as "Mind-O"

  • @jimlovejes

    @jimlovejes

    2 ай бұрын

    And Wolverine is now claws man And cyclops is now “lazer beams shooting out of his face man”

  • @geraldwalshjr694
    @geraldwalshjr6945 жыл бұрын

    "You look like Mr. Clean at a job interview." 😂😂😂😂

  • @badreedinedjellali1328

    @badreedinedjellali1328

    3 жыл бұрын

    magneto: you look like a white Steve harvy Xavier: ouhh

  • @the0siren0of0night
    @the0siren0of0night10 жыл бұрын

    That end line: "You F***ing refrigerator" has to my favourite line...

  • @Mish3aaL13
    @Mish3aaL133 жыл бұрын

    “You look like mr clean on a job interview” *charles is slightly irritated*

  • @gowankommando
    @gowankommando3 жыл бұрын

    "Behold my power, I'm Children's Dentist N" 😂😂😂

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s4 жыл бұрын

    'I use my mind so should i be called MIND-O???' I died lmao

  • @skampatrullenarbast5414

    @skampatrullenarbast5414

    4 жыл бұрын

    "What's your 900 number again?" I don't get it. Do you?

  • @boofogle
    @boofogle5 жыл бұрын

    Professor x doesn't have the power of telekinesis

  • @seanlariviere8530
    @seanlariviere85303 жыл бұрын

    LOL this back and forth is hilarious

  • @mikeflix1598
    @mikeflix15983 жыл бұрын

    Baking soda volcano, omg. 900 number, friggin stitches.

  • @theAverageJoe25
    @theAverageJoe255 жыл бұрын

    “And does the cape do that as well?” Lost it there

  • @Eagle09ize
    @Eagle09ize9 жыл бұрын

    So this is how Professor X and Megneto became enemies because they frequently bullied each other.

  • @travdasav1085
    @travdasav10852 ай бұрын

    Please someone get the real actors to play this out… I smell a Emmy

  • @apimpnamedslickback1276
    @apimpnamedslickback12763 жыл бұрын

    Try getting drunk and watching this shit😂😂😂🤣 best choice you'd make.

  • @Mindplay101
    @Mindplay1019 жыл бұрын

    " you look like Mr . clean at a job interview" LMfao

  • @GSSAGE7
    @GSSAGE710 жыл бұрын

    Funny they mention levitating an aircraft carrier. Not only can Xavier not do that (being just a telepath, not a telekenetic), but Magneto actually can (and has) done that very thing.

  • @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt
    @HungryForTastyFoodAndComicArt3 жыл бұрын

    This is still the best. The slams, the snaps, oh lawwwdy lawwwwdy lawwwwdy! Parts of me hurt from the guffaws.

  • @samflood5631
    @samflood5631Ай бұрын

    Magneto has the power to throw both Colossus, Wolverine and X-23 like rag dolls.

  • @oliviawilliams6204
    @oliviawilliams620410 жыл бұрын

    Professor X is a telepath not a telekinesist... that'S Jean grey who got both

  • @Marqan

    @Marqan

    10 жыл бұрын

    He's both, but both Jean Grey's telekinetic and his telepathic abilities are stronger than his telekinesis.

  • @TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsCunt

    @TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsCunt

    10 жыл бұрын

    Marqan Prof X does not have any level of TK.

  • @Disturbed0neGaming

    @Disturbed0neGaming

    10 жыл бұрын

    Marqan Charles Xavier has *never* demonstrated any form of telekinesis, because he doesn't possess telekinesis. Jean Grey does have both telepathy and telekinesis. Please stop demonstrating your ignorance in the comments of this video, you've done it twice so far and I'm only 2 comments down the list... (Side note: Jean Grey has been my favorite Marvel character since I began reading comics as a child in the early 80's.)

  • @Marqan

    @Marqan

    10 жыл бұрын

    Disturbed0ne Amusing how you indicate that you've read my other comments yet you were unable to understand the one that answers the question. I'm gonna paste it here, maybe a 2nd read will help you: "Marvel has infinite number of universes and at least in one of them he has telekinesis. Since the characters have similar powers in the universes you can speculate that the Prof not using his telekinesis in the original universe can be something like Cyclops not being able to control his optic blasts."

  • @oliviawilliams6204

    @oliviawilliams6204

    10 жыл бұрын

    Marqan there is a reason cyclop can,t control is eyeblast in the main universe, and that's because of a head injury he got as a kid... There is no such thing in Xavier background

  • @CosmicUndeadElf
    @CosmicUndeadElf9 жыл бұрын

    This guy would be great as Dr Evil.

  • @kevinoldman232
    @kevinoldman2322 жыл бұрын

    I wonder can magneto change the density of metal as well as turn solid metal into a liquid state

  • @Feare909
    @Feare9093 жыл бұрын

    I wanna see more Prof X versus Magneto arguments on this show. They are each other’s match!

  • @emomc9557
    @emomc95579 жыл бұрын

    Oh I fired wolverines ass, he's worthless Oh for real?? lmao hahahaha nice

  • @vladtheimpaler9577

    @vladtheimpaler9577

    6 жыл бұрын

    Emo Mc If I remembered corectly Xavier fiered Wolveriene because his skeleton is made of metal which Magneto can control and that made him useless.Well then,now that Magneto is out doesn't that mean X has no reason to fire Wolverine anymore.

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