How to recognize a metal head: when the band logo on their shirt is almost unrecognizable

@gastanbn1

Жыл бұрын

Vomitory, one of easier😂

@5alpha23

Жыл бұрын

only "Trve" Black Metal and Grindcore though 😉

@abhinav1690

Жыл бұрын

Me with my necrophagist tshirt

@AlanGarrido

11 ай бұрын

Yup, goregrind and death are the harder ones

@user-yn7uo2oy8v

11 ай бұрын

Half of people in my city are wearing t-shirts with logos that look like black metal bands, but t-shirts aren't bm, fuck them and that fashion

*pulls out a lighter in front of a church*

@antonkovalenko364

Жыл бұрын

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@KingLzzyP

Жыл бұрын

Definitely loved that one😂😂😂

@Metali-slay-deth-thrax

Жыл бұрын

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@joelmcdaniel9435

Жыл бұрын

@@Metali-slay-deth-thrax 💀💀💀

@ltus2364

Жыл бұрын

To set candle to fire?

The first one is fake, we all know we don’t shower.

The reverse cream pour was hilarious!!

@TheVicmilo

5 ай бұрын

I didn't get it

@MGBlast669

5 ай бұрын

@@TheVicmilo there's a saying that when you have to explain a joke it takes away the humor in it but only posers drink non-black coffee 🤘🏻💯

Only a true metalhead can unmilk their coffee

@gorthaur3323

2 күн бұрын

unmilk your coffee with antimilk

"I thought he was a metal head, but now that I see him burning down a church I KNOW."

Bro seriously comitted an arson just for the sake of entertaining us.

Ohh damn, I thought I was the only one opening doors like that hahahah

@Farvann

Жыл бұрын

50% less germs!

@stalfithrildi5366

7 ай бұрын

You know what throwing horns is genuinely great for? Saying thanks to other drivers whilst leaving a hand on the wheel. \m/

Slayer fans trying not to scream “SSLAAAYERRR!!!” for 5 seconds:

@rotta4667

8 ай бұрын

RELEASE THE SLAYER FANS🗣🗣

@WilliamRBl00m

5 ай бұрын

me being the exact same way about slipknot

SLAYEEEERRRRRR!

lol the lighter in front of the church is the best bit :D

He doesn’t need some air to dry his hair HE IS THE AIR

Lol the coffee cream extract was a nice touch 🤘

just an update on your Cassette. it is in my hand and it's glorious. perfect condition and i couldn't be happier w/my purchase. also, the cover is beautiful. much love from SC in the USA.

@Farvann

Жыл бұрын

What?? Nice! I didn't receive my copies yet. So shipping from Indonesia to the US is obviously faster than to Germany haha!

@KardboardKenny

Жыл бұрын

@@Farvann i got it about an hour ago. but your problem might be that youre not at the Baphomet level membership...lol seriously, thank you for all of your hard word w/the vids/music and comedy.

@KardboardKenny

Жыл бұрын

@@Farvann here it is. kzread.info/dash/bejne/mo6co9tqkpjJZqw.html

the church one got me ngl💀

Using the horns to open a door is also accurate 🤘🚪😆

As someone who had to seeking medical treatment after headbanging too hard, I approve 😂

@RatelHBadger

10 ай бұрын

As someone with permanent neck damage from actions in my 20's at various festivals. I whole heartedly approve.

The coffee and the windmill headbanging are literally me

*Pulls out lighter in front of a church* Varg Vikernes: Yeah-hey boi. 😉

That coffee bit had me rolling.

That's it **uncreams your coffee**

Me being a skinny short haired kid with a les Paul. Still a metal head, still moshes, still headbands to slipknot.

i like my coffee black just like my metal

Metalhead comedy skit: “Man, it is hot!” “I know, right? It’s like Jumping into a Fire” “I’m literally Sweating Bullets!” “For real. You know what would cool our Systems Down?” “What?” “If it started Raining Blood!” “Haha, that’s a good One!” (Fade to Black)

These sandals makes it so much better

Slayer fandom is a way of life...

as a metalhead i can confirm this is very true

I definitely relate to the summer one and the Slayer one

that only using the index and pinky finger hits close to home

The lighter I front of the church got me😭

When he was in the corn field thought he was gonna yell “ITS KORN!”

The cream part was awesome :D

*walks into door as if expecting the world to bow to your awesomeness and forget molecules aren't under your mental command" Relatable

Plot twist: He was just gonna light a prayer candle for his Grandma

Him I front of a castle with a lighter is wild

Man I've been thinking about putting my favourite beer bottle tops on my vest, how'd you stick them on???? Also, franziskaner weissbier >>>>>>>>>>>

@Farvann

Жыл бұрын

Make holes in them and sew

Actually I'm starting bang my head to dry my hair so this kinda accurate

The church got me really bad.

I must have been born to be a metal head. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always liked my coffee black lol

If you can read someone’s band T-shirt they aren’t a metal head

Screaming slayer in a cornfield is unironically true

Black coffee is best coffee

Not gonna lie I thought that was a battle droid for Star Wars the clone wars

Bro screamed ''slayer'' like they'd just killed his wife

I've seen this a while ago and ugh. I'm a softy and need cream in my coffee, sorry. :P

"PUTS MAGNET TO FOREHEAD"

I''m gonna open doors like that from now on.

More like "KOOORRRNNNNNNN" *KoRn scat*

Varg Vikernes likes that church scene :)

my ass excpected bullets to start falling when the camera moved over after he said sweating 😭

Taking the milk out your coffee had me 😂

I pull up to school jammin to metal everyday. I headbang at pep rallies and games sometimes (btw I'm a cheerleader at my school) My dad got me into metal

You got me questioning if I'm a metal head. I don't do any of that.

The fingers grabbing the door handle 😂

THAT LAST ONE WAS REALLY GOOD

My ultimate skill is grab cream from everybody's coffee 240 feets away.

"burn the church down " 😂

Still cant believe farbann is german For real

@Farvann

Жыл бұрын

Huh? Why that? 😄

@Mp57navy

Жыл бұрын

@@Farvann Because he banned from fahren.

That coffee trick though ... neat.

I smiled at that part with the lighter

Hell yeah.... Slayyyeeerrrrrrrr!!!!

Yelling slayer will never get old

Thank god for the ending my soul needed that

This was actually hilarious!! Good job dude

"Heavy Metal Kind, deine Haare wehn im Wind, du liebst Mutti zwar so se-ahr, doch noch mehr liebst du SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!"

I almost got my diaphragm exploded because of laugh with the church one.

THIS IS TOO RELATABLE HELP.

I do the "🤘" finger to press two lightswitch at the same time lol

i actually started to open doors like this, no kidding 😭

Bro just unpoured his milk

yup. the slayer got me.

Damn, that last one hits home hard.

Me, a Catholic metal head seeing him in front of the church: so this is what Jesus said, to carry his light, awwww what a great man

@RileyChristopherAnderson

7 ай бұрын

When erblicket die töchter des firmaments start playing

As a metalhead, i agree

I SAW THE SLAYER SCREAM COMMING

The coffee was so true

Excuse me this was hilarious and I loved it

I recently began to notice that I really open the door like that.

The overdressed part is too true

I also randomly scream ‘slayer’ in the middle of cornfields. I’m not a fan but it always makes me laugh to hear people screaming SLAYER at random concerts. especially when it happened when I went to see Queen 😂

that's ironically how I open doors sometimes as a non-metalhead

I always dried my hair like this ^^ I love the shape of the guitar electrics.

The fuckin slaayyyyyyyer at the end

Second Tom Araya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I felt the hairdryer, i only use a flat iron every time xD

unmilks your coffee

Yeah the way is to let them shout "SLAYER" and hear if Angel of Death starts playing in the background

Don’t worry they fucking make sure you know.

@Farvann

Жыл бұрын

Teenagers maybe, yes 😂

*Unpours cream* 💀💀💀

I love how he un-milks the coffe.

KRACHMUCKER!!!!!!!

That windmill hair dry 😂

The Sandals on his shoes are more metal than slayeeeeer scream🤣🤣 with Socks it would be better😂cheers from Slovakia🇸🇰 my metalhead brother!🤘

Screaming “Slayer” in Sandals somehow makes sense

The headbang to dry hair is so real dude hehehehehe

Ganz großes Kino man 😂😂

Die krachmucker Tasse. Schönes Detail 🍻🍻

The coffee bit sent me😂😂😂😂

This is fun. I like it.

nah legit i dry my hair off like that and it’s not even shoulder length yet