Not ONCE did he mention “Deep fry”, “Cheeseburger”, or “Apple Pie.”

@dothedeed

4 жыл бұрын

All on sticks

@sorryforbeingbrutallyhonest

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, that’s true!

@riggsmonfort2734

4 жыл бұрын

People dont talk enough about apple pie like its so good

@sorryforbeingbrutallyhonest

4 жыл бұрын

Riggs Monfort Totally.

@liamknez1325

4 жыл бұрын

Or pew die pie

"If you don't have an American flag in your front yard you might be a commie" lol

@WanderingLoner1

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's true, he also said "might be".

@heymemesaregreat551

4 жыл бұрын

He actually said “must be”

@mannygutierrez9192

4 жыл бұрын

They're most likely commies

@juliennguyen9518

3 жыл бұрын

That's me lol=)) I dont have the flag and I am a commie lol

@juliennguyen9518

3 жыл бұрын

@Frank Atavar I'm Viet actually=)))

"do they have oil?" Most accurate part of this video

@avacatototo

3 жыл бұрын

@Frank Atavar clearly don't act like lol

@likaboss7654

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I think America is a net exporter

@sungh00nzz

3 жыл бұрын

more like “do they have guns”

@unclebruce3045

3 жыл бұрын

So....i guess you guys are gonna need some "freedom" to go with that oil. 🙃😄😂

@mikerasmusson8749

11 ай бұрын

@@likaboss7654 It was until Biden destroyed the oil industry.

Wait, Canada exists? I thought that was one of those myths they told kids like how vegetables are healthy.

@narratamisenpai5226

4 жыл бұрын

I'm Canadian and this comment made my day...Ww𐤔ʷ 🤣ّ ʷ𐤔wW & I love vegetables!

@eunac3037

4 жыл бұрын

Aw flip, I saw that somewhere before and I can't remember where it's from-

@WanderingLoner1

4 жыл бұрын

Ha Ha... Very funny :/

@ibtsamahmad153

4 жыл бұрын

Go_Boston man just f you

@Allandeverythingphotos

3 жыл бұрын

@mega smega just buy and M4 and bald eagle,Move to the south and that’s the American Dream.

Fuck yeah, tUeSdAy is my favorite holiday of the year!

@nynysplosion3138

8 жыл бұрын

Tuesday! USA! Tuesday! USA!

@cherierondeau5284

8 жыл бұрын

best comment rotlmao

@harry6894

8 жыл бұрын

Yaaass USA!!!

@eveningdim7167

8 жыл бұрын

+chérie rondeau Agreed

@DimishaRodgers

7 жыл бұрын

I thought that was random until I saw this comment.. OH! That is soo smart. hahaha. Not only will I celebrate Friday Eve, but now Tuesday! Thanks guys!

You’re measuring system is completely off we measure in Big Macs per bald eagle

@sarahk2722

4 жыл бұрын

We measure everything in football fields and Hiroshima bombs. If it can’t be measured with those it’s not worth measuring.

@brysengarner1204

4 жыл бұрын

Those measurements put a flag on the Moon so....

@Stewpot864

4 жыл бұрын

Dont forget diabetes per obese bald eagle

@dandy2824

4 жыл бұрын

ItsGama lol

@dandy2824

4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Khorshidian Lol

I’m stealing “of course I’m free this is America” whenever someone asks me if I’m available to do something

@WanderingLoner1

4 жыл бұрын

Me too, i'd say "i'm always free".

@tonikronpass_15

3 жыл бұрын

I use this in Germany from now on, but mixed with Russia, so it's accurate: " Of course I'm free for my comrade!, this is socialism"

@everettbernard5741

3 жыл бұрын

i cant use that one

You forgot to add “brag about your military”

@runner05

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve never once heard anyone in America brag about that

@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349

3 жыл бұрын

@@runner05 same. nobody does it unless asked for

@MajorBoondoggle

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349 Really? Cause a lot of us have the impression that the us military is the only reason anyone is allowed to say the word freedom

@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349

3 жыл бұрын

@@MajorBoondoggle it's not the only reason. but it's one of them

@lukedowney8212

3 жыл бұрын

America's military is fuckin badass

"History began july 4th 1776. Everything before that was a mistake."

@Justsomerandomname

5 жыл бұрын

Not Fake parkinson rec buddy! Lol

@worldsmostretardedperson

5 жыл бұрын

Actually it started 2nd of July

@jarettiechroeb1399

5 жыл бұрын

@@worldsmostretardedperson that is true

@rozbugg

5 жыл бұрын

*July 2nd

@gannonjohnson9546

5 жыл бұрын

Ron Swanson

Um, excuse me, all Americans do not own a pet eagle. We each have thirteen pet eagles to represent the thirteen original colonies. Get your facts straight, Canada.

@calix7333

6 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if I'm missing the sarcasm in your comment or if you're missing the sarcasm in my comment.

@suhgar

6 жыл бұрын

I will take notes eh

@venomtang

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao u win

@mynemsad

6 жыл бұрын

At least I know that your just being sarcastic and supportive everyone else doesn’t know that that’s a joke comment

@timbuktu8069

6 жыл бұрын

We have one for each state. But I'm sad. I don't know what to do with the one that represents California.

3:06 *M'am that's quite the harry leg ya got there*

@supermananimationsstudios8519

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@iamgabayeron

3 жыл бұрын

I have a bad feeling about dis. 🤣

In Colorado, we don't just have mountains, we also have weed

@bradmarchand9258

3 жыл бұрын

snoop would like to be there

@supermananimationsstudios8519

3 жыл бұрын

snoop dog

*Step 29:* When a cop approaches you, whip out your phone and scream, “I kNoW mY rIgHtS!”

@billymanson1790

4 жыл бұрын

Hay we don’t talk bout that part of us those people are Liberals and should go... extinct. For you non Americans a liberal is a Nazi that doesn’t like guns and what’s the Govt to take our rights

@hamzasami8362

4 жыл бұрын

@@billymanson1790 Can't blame them. Us Canadian live in peace with very little amount of the public owning guns. It's pretty easy, public doesn't have guns, gun related incidents are very rare. The police have a sidearm but rarely ever need to use it. You like guns? Go spend a day in the shooting range or get yourself a license for one.

@billymanson1790

4 жыл бұрын

Hamza Sami a lot of gun “violence”/ gun deaths are citizens using there firearm to defend/ protect there property it’s just the social-media and the news show it in a bad way

@hamzasami8362

4 жыл бұрын

@@billymanson1790 well guess what, if the defender and the attacker didn't have access to weapons, the chances of anything happening will drop significantly in the first place. I understand your point of view but when comparing a country whom operates differently in terms of gun control; The liberals are correct. It's not a fun thing to swallow, but it's the reality.

@tdub6542

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀

This video is 1776% Accurate

@caesarvi1803

5 жыл бұрын

A lot of nasty comments. But you sir, just made my day🇺🇸

@randomman2452

5 жыл бұрын

T10A25M 1 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TheCrimsonLord

5 жыл бұрын

No it’s 2018% accurate

@KristenStPeter-xe5tj

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheCrimsonLord 1776 the year the revolutionary war started. You probably already knew that but yeet.

@KillerWolf-zy5rf

5 жыл бұрын

T10A25M 1 I hate you

When you were naming the states you forgot to say Minnesota: the state that wants to be just like Canada

@inactiveaccount6884

4 жыл бұрын

Minnesota: The Grand Theft Auto Online version of Canada without passive mode.

@super-ju9ew

4 жыл бұрын

and Wisconsin the cheese and beer state

@super-ju9ew

4 жыл бұрын

The Canada state

@liferestarter2.043

4 жыл бұрын

Canada, but it's American

@juliancastillo9570

4 жыл бұрын

Being from minnesota, i can confirm this

California is accurate, just need to say “like” and “totally” in every sentence

@TheIHVPNetwork

2 жыл бұрын

😂like totally untrue not dude!!

You forgot about breakfast. Bacon, bacon, bacon, some more bacon, a .50 cal round, bacon.

@whovianwolf

6 жыл бұрын

You missed that the fact that most of America descended from us great British people on the other side of the Atlantic and that we are the better country and should rule over the US again but giving them the supposed power to vote for their rights so they don't disobey and try to gain independence from the superior united Kingdom. Jk Jk being honest I would love to move to America for the big trucks and second amendment but your healthcare system needs improvement and I would have the union flag up instead of the stars and stripes

@CBCFilms

6 жыл бұрын

whovian wolf, hahaha! And don't forget that everyone here thinks their penis is bigger than an aircraft carrier! (Yes, even the women) 😂😂

@CBCFilms

6 жыл бұрын

Dragoon Z, Amen to bacon!

@theofficialexpert

6 жыл бұрын

CCVFX - Cousteau Christopher VFX I'm on a kosher diet

@tommyg2543

6 жыл бұрын

CCVFX - Cousteau Christopher VFX and sausage, big , thick, sausage.

Only know one language

@residentalien818

5 жыл бұрын

We speak American!

@redbrixanimations

5 жыл бұрын

Henry C I’m American but I speak 3. Most kids in my class speak 2

@residentalien818

5 жыл бұрын

@The Gay Dolphin Oh my, smart one indeed!

@crashandburnie5548

5 жыл бұрын

Untrue. We speak fluent sarcasm

@Daniel-dj5pd

5 жыл бұрын

@@crashandburnie5548 Ah ha, Britain might have you licked there.

Im American and i find this... Completely accurate

@romancorey6796

4 жыл бұрын

Same!!

@kaiden9226

4 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@chandlerscadden6717

4 жыл бұрын

Except bald eagle part and accents pretty much

@echsemia

4 жыл бұрын

@@chandlerscadden6717 wdym that part was completely accurate

@brycewhalen8521

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah boiiis

Step 28: You need to own a truck to live in America

@_souldier

4 жыл бұрын

and put american flags in the back of it

@rawleighsellers4525

4 жыл бұрын

This is 1000% accruate

@yourneighborhoodwierdo8349

3 жыл бұрын

@@_souldier and have a sticker of every military branch on it

@abandonedchannel72929

3 жыл бұрын

@@rawleighsellers4525 *1776%

@_Https.maddie

3 жыл бұрын

If you don’t have a truck with a flag are you really American????? I don’t think so

I love celebrating Tuesday!

@stormthewolf4467

6 жыл бұрын

SAME

@iamsueshii8529

6 жыл бұрын

I’m the only American who doesn’t know what happens on Tuesday

@JCBidoof

6 жыл бұрын

It's da best holiday

@MrToasty4

6 жыл бұрын

SAME

@jennyknopps1291

5 жыл бұрын

@ClassicFreak Umm No, the best Holiday would be Friday Night.

You forgot to add "Make fun of Canadians and how polite we are”

@ryanm2279

8 жыл бұрын

It's fun though

@ryanm2279

8 жыл бұрын

James B nah, pretty polite to everyone else still

@ryanm2279

8 жыл бұрын

DJ Lime AniZar sloppy, thats new. Still pretty polite compared to what I've heard before.

@wasd7819

7 жыл бұрын

i'm not an american and my first canadian friend wasn't very polite and friendly

@marcog5163

7 жыл бұрын

ur dumb

Hearing Canadians speak in different US regional accents is my new favorite thing!!!I love it!!!

the hawaiian accent was so accurate i spit out my drink

I'm American and I'm not even offended this was beautiful 😂

@black-op345gaming5

7 жыл бұрын

No one should be offend (cause it's all jokes and stereotypes)

@ananimationfan2729

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@User-xw6kd

6 жыл бұрын

most were actually positive things

@venomtang

6 жыл бұрын

😂👌

@man-zv3zf

6 жыл бұрын

Jade F. There is u. And then there are other people. You are the type of people people want around

I was about to comment about how false the suing thing was, until I remembered that there was a man who waited four hours for a large hanging "P" in a Walmart "Pharmacy" sign to fall on his head so he could sue them. You can go fact check that. It's true.

@vivacious-hq1bx

6 жыл бұрын

Did it ever fall on him?

@venividivivi

6 жыл бұрын

For the record, it did.

@thomaswaller8195

6 жыл бұрын

Vivian Wang you forgot about the lady who sued for 3 million dollars because she spilled coffee on herself

@gamerisrbija

5 жыл бұрын

T W,My god,this is why I don't like Americans,look up the case yourself,heck,Adam Ruins Everything has a whole episode on the campaign the companies led against the poor woman.

@aamgdp

5 жыл бұрын

Does it sound utterly unprobable and ridiculous? was it in america? -yeah it happened

Dont forget: kinder eggs are the most dangerous killing machines on Earth, but guns are safe fun for everyone

@rawleighsellers4525

4 жыл бұрын

yeahhhhhh

@billymanson1790

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I love guns I just bout a Armalite rifle chambers in 5.56 It is a beast.

@Odd_Ball69

4 жыл бұрын

Billymanson 1 nice bro I’m getting one for my b day

@billymanson1790

4 жыл бұрын

Hero Hayden Sweet

@joeydr1497

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha wait seriously

"So you're from the state of Canada?" - DMV employee

Ok the accents cracked me up😂 cause it’s so true. My dads from Boston and that’s how he speaks and my moms from the south and that’s how me and her speak. 100% accurate 😂🇺🇸

@marshallboice6871

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but they forgot to use fenway pak in every sentence

@gh0stly870

5 жыл бұрын

Hawaii is also very accurate. Lived here for 3 years and every local talks like that.

@redbrixanimations

5 жыл бұрын

Kaite Rich except California. I’ve lived here for 12 years and I have yet to hear someone talk like that

@gan3651

5 жыл бұрын

I’m Minnesotan and do not talk like that at all

@ayesp6188

5 жыл бұрын

@@redbrixanimations unless you're in LA

you forgot that all Americans say 'MURICA FUCK YEAH

@doltish3126

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, as an American, we do say that a lot. Before breakfast: MURICA, FUCK YEAH Lunch: MURICA McDonald's: MURICA Night Club: MURICA!! FCKING YEAH!!

@nintendonerd4729

8 жыл бұрын

Doing drugs:'MURICA FUCK YEAH also i am American

@doltish3126

8 жыл бұрын

+NintendoNerd Taking our bald eagle for a walk: MURICA FCK YA!! Good job being America

@nintendonerd4729

8 жыл бұрын

thanks bro (takes big gulp of beer while walking out of 7 eleven) 'MURICA FUCK YEAH

@crashdreamz9144

7 жыл бұрын

NintendoNerd yeah, well you forgot your other quotation

I'm Canadian and my best friend is American, I'm going to hell for sending her this 😂😂

How many other Americans found out they were living American wrong?

@shyryTsr2k

4 жыл бұрын

Same fam, I don't drive a tank... I'm very disappointed in myself 😞

@kedarrana2747

4 жыл бұрын

@@shyryTsr2k do you keep guns all over your body?😂

@_Https.maddie

3 жыл бұрын

@@kedarrana2747 u dont????

@nowhatrice8568

3 жыл бұрын

same

>Says drive a tank >shows a Canadian tank

@gregorsamsa52

5 жыл бұрын

I see you are man of history as well

@abisairuiz8312

5 жыл бұрын

glad im not the only one who noticed it

@villa1n663

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@Corsair872

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s the M5 Grizzly

@riograndelocos9639

5 жыл бұрын

The cheapest one

Teacher: A bullet can travel at 300 miles per second Students: how fast is that? Teacher: about 2 and a half American football fields

@sidneysoup5969

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it was 3 and a half, my bad:(

@pi2z806

6 жыл бұрын

300 miles per second? dang

@RenTheGreat

6 жыл бұрын

Pi2z more like bang.

@pi2z806

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@chricechiu3673

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think a bullet is that fast as the velocity needed to enter space is only 5 miles a second. What you mean is probably 300 metres a second.

"Okay I know what Australia is, but what the HECK is Dubai?" The way it abruptly cut off made me laugh too much

@jaddyd424

2 жыл бұрын

I wish they could’ve given Scooter more screen time. He’s so funny!

Tuesday’s are for tacos!

"If you don't have an American flag in your front yard, you must be a commie." That made me laugh more than I have all this month. I'm not sure why, but thank you. :)

@stiffbuckets2511

5 жыл бұрын

X the Pineapple heheheeee

@peopleperson2387

4 жыл бұрын

Well I guess I’m a communist now... well shit. It’s not like my yard is rocks anyway.

@thatonekid8119

4 жыл бұрын

I’m also a commie

@thatonekid8119

4 жыл бұрын

FrostProZone Gamer 21 wait really?

@thatonekid8119

4 жыл бұрын

wow

Calling football soccer is how to be an american.

@kylem1112

8 жыл бұрын

canadians call it soccer too.

@Yo5463

8 жыл бұрын

+kylem1112 Doesn't make it any less disagreeable.

@wankuscrankus7755

7 жыл бұрын

calling any sport "football" is simply sport centric. association football, rugby football and gridiron football are all football. either use the full name or call it something else.

@kylem1112

7 жыл бұрын

Wankus Crankus THANK YOU! jesus christ people are such fucking idiots. there's canadian football, australian football american football, all not related to "association football" (soccer). the day that people stop bitching about using the term"football" and it's usage is when i will start to believe in a god.

7 years later and this video is still 100% accurate 😂

Absolutely hilarious, y'all! I nearly fell out of my chair at "water board starter kit!" Beauty!

3:18 the most accurate of them all...

@ThatOneKimi

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@jakelibo8721

4 жыл бұрын

Of course! It's the American way.

@csilc5897

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@abandonedchannel72929

3 жыл бұрын

MURICA 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

@theemperor-wh40k18

3 жыл бұрын

@@abandonedchannel72929 nice flag of Liberia you got there.

McDonalds...lots of McDonalds...

@justarandomfan2421

5 жыл бұрын

Enlux Films XD yes

@noodlenewtz1731

5 жыл бұрын

I'm Still vegetarian... *orders 28 billion apple slices*

As an American I can say this is 100% accurate.

“Do they have Oil” I am concerned of my society asking this hard hitting AMERICANNN Question

You missed: "complain about how your drink takes too long at Starbucks even though you ordered the most extra shit ever, don't forget to not tip!"

As an American I say that this is pretty accurate

@itsthreat5057

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Vertin except the boob and the tank part

@davidjordan5882

6 жыл бұрын

Its Threat that and i live in the south we dont all talk like that geeze i know its a joke but comon do you honestly think that the accent in the south is that thick

@foolst0p

6 жыл бұрын

omg, this is supposed to be a joke

@bwhin2873

6 жыл бұрын

Thats right boy! Freaking 'Murica!!! We speak' Murican!

@kdrapertrucker

6 жыл бұрын

Luke Vertin well except for the disguising yourself overseas. And while the medicine is expensive, at least you don't have to wait 8 months to get in to see the doctor.

4:42 I literally said this to a friend today 😂

always carry a cheeseburger in your back pocket in case you get a bit hungry

McDonalds.

@No_timezone77

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Darling true that

@SoleShiester

6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Glisson if you like steroid meat

@bear11344

6 жыл бұрын

Walmart.

@moreaugaspard4893

6 жыл бұрын

Ur so funny wow , i love u , u dicj

@kodamasdad9562

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Darling but Canadians love McDonald's just as much (if not more) than Americans

To be honest, this is accurate.

@jmitterii2

6 жыл бұрын

Most of it. Except now when we say ""Mericu!" it's a joke, a meme. We know we're a fucking collapsing empire, as they all go, and while we go we're a fucking joke. The flag thing is a bit overdone though.

1:03 I’m from Encinitas, and even I can agree we have killer bomb burritos, we also have some gnarrrrrlllyyy waves bro but we got some serious kooks to.

0:44 so good that i actually think they are different people!!!! omg

I stubbed my toe once, and it hurt for like a month, so I went to the doctor. I had to pay about $5,000 US. I wish I was joking.

@ATR2400-2

7 жыл бұрын

wait really?

@lovatojonasfan1

7 жыл бұрын

Mother Greece Sounds like you broke it.

@icecubedirectorofshield6636

7 жыл бұрын

Yeaaah, bullshit.

@karhadd

7 жыл бұрын

Bullshit

@mygetawayart

7 жыл бұрын

+Karam X you wish But as always, better this way than single payer, as the idiots say

Step 29: Own a Costco membership. Step 30: Be grumpy for not yet having coffee in the morning. Step 31: Overpay for coffee at Starbucks. Step 32: Obsess over social parasites such as Kim Kardashian while disrespecting honest hard working professionals such as teachers. I could go on and on...

@mimimarcus

9 жыл бұрын

***** Yes, Sam's Club! It could be my Step 33: Shop at Walmart and Sam's Club to support evil corporations that shipped jobs oversea.

@HawOfSteel

9 жыл бұрын

BJ's cause that should be sold at wholesale!

@brookeworm18

9 жыл бұрын

Yes. I approve.

@BranGrizz

9 жыл бұрын

nah, you need to disrespect teachers all day. their unions, tenure, and apathy for children is a true travesty. they're the sole reason why our education is literally the worst out of all developed nations.

@offroad6901

9 жыл бұрын

Brandon Clark true

Americans: Treat COVID cases like a race

Today, I mentioned Manitoba to my neighbor, who moved from Louisiana to California. She had never heard of the place. I repeated the name a couple times. No dice. I grew up in Minnesota, so of course I know all about the Canadian provinces. At least BC, ONT, and all the three in between. Someday, I hope I get to visit Quebec and the Maritimes.

that super size is a medium or large

@Lucas-po6mn

8 жыл бұрын

Medium

@robertschalk2

8 жыл бұрын

+Lucas I wasn't asking I was stating

Bruh was that a man was giving birth! Wtf

@xtrememusic1732

7 жыл бұрын

maybe that's just a hairy woman

@taliii8609

6 жыл бұрын

Or a transvestite

@hugoharington263

6 жыл бұрын

Marspeed bro men can give birth! You regressive pig!

@sarahbenedict4338

6 жыл бұрын

That's America for you!😁

@kodamasdad9562

6 жыл бұрын

DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER REEEEEEEEEE

”Stubbing your toe can cost you $10,000” accurate af

I found one of their videos by Seth's Bike Hacks and now I am just going through them like crazy :)

3:06 That’s a hairy woman

@hsuhorn

5 жыл бұрын

GardenMoon she forgot to shave lol

@mickeythedogo703

5 жыл бұрын

You're offending an American woman ! Imma sue you for 7M dollars ! *You'Re DiSrEspEctIng tHE uSA !*

@TuRTLe-CrepZdar

5 жыл бұрын

USA! USA! USA!

@doswheelsbetter8292

5 жыл бұрын

Haven't you heard? Men can be women now you racist, sexist, misogynistic, homophobe!

@marcusv9691

5 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaha

Use the word "like" in like every sentence like as much as possible, because it's not like anyone could be, you know like offended when you like a word like "like" so much. 🙄 😂😂😂

@feartheghus

5 жыл бұрын

Admittedly that’s only a Californian thing for the most part, that and anyone who is always high, but there’s so much overlap between those groups it’s hard to tell.

@YOLO-nx3xy

5 жыл бұрын

@Kyle Roczniak shaggy be like:

@shuie.

4 жыл бұрын

sweating nerveously* Hah, it's not a Californian thing....

@feartheghus

4 жыл бұрын

yeaaah boi it is solely a California thing.

@shuie.

4 жыл бұрын

@@feartheghus come on we don't say like, like a lot- oh wait...

“Assert your dominance by driving a tank” shows the ONE Canadian tank built on an American chassis

Every sense of humor in this video 😂 waterboarding starter kit

woah alaska actually made it into the video??

@josephd53

5 жыл бұрын

What the hell is alaska? Is it an ice cream store or something?

@jj-hf8jy

5 жыл бұрын

@@josephd53 im pretty sure youre american ;))

@rammez

5 жыл бұрын

Alabama? Is that in New York?

wait, Canada exists?

@JustAHat

5 жыл бұрын

no

@celenanowak9143

5 жыл бұрын

What Canada

@kevinzhong5496

5 жыл бұрын

When I was little I thought that everyone lived in Canada 😂

@owenfulkerson7291

5 жыл бұрын

I know! I thought it was a mythical land. Like Narnia.

@gh0stly870

5 жыл бұрын

PFFT! No.

So in accurate but funniest video of my life😭😭😂😂

This video never gets old

My favourite is when Americans come to Canada on their Thanksgiving weekend and find it absolutely ridiculous that no restaurants in town are serving a turkey dinner. It's not Thanksgiving here, it's just Thursday.

@tommy2131234

9 жыл бұрын

Lol I didn't know that was a thing. But I could see that. #MDrepin #usa

@manningbartlett522

9 жыл бұрын

Erin R I live in Sydney, and we've had Americans wondering why the 4th of July isn't a holiday.

@peeps211

9 жыл бұрын

Erin R Thanksgiving weekend, yet it's thursday..?

@wesofx8148

9 жыл бұрын

Oh shit... I never thought about that.

"Ok I Know what Australia Is, But what the HECK is Dubai" Dubai is where i currently live. also i want that quote repeated 100 times because its so funny

@Kay_213_

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry, we know what Dubai is It’s totally a country.

As an American, you guys nailed pretty much everything

Also the only thing in new jersey is gas stations and strip malls

The Logic of the US Guns : Completely A-ok Kinder Eggs: Fuck you,your kids will choke on they toy parts inside the impossible to open capsule Tanks: COMPLETELY LEGAL if you remove the cannon

@jimlahey7634

8 жыл бұрын

What's your point? That is all logical thinking.

@coolblast3

8 жыл бұрын

Jim Lahey Please be a troll .=.

@mfk12340

8 жыл бұрын

You can own a tank with a cannon. You just need a waver

@jacobseiberg9819

8 жыл бұрын

but thats true you can own a tank with the gun as long as you wait 20 days and sign a waver

@jimlahey7634

8 жыл бұрын

+Pedro The Grimm Santa my right to bear arms is a right. Kinder eggs are not a right, they are a want.

Step 29: Call football soccer

@numberq1134

5 жыл бұрын

Wrong. Soccer is an enjoyable sport played around the world, football is disappointing halftime shows

@gh0stly870

5 жыл бұрын

@@numberq1134 They're not talking about American football... In other countries, soccer is called "football".

@wornmean1922

5 жыл бұрын

Step 29.5 explain how football is better than soccer

@numberq1134

5 жыл бұрын

@@gh0stly870 Nah man, I understand that, I'm just referencing the Superbowl halftime show. Now that I read my comment again, it didn't really make sense...

@gh0stly870

5 жыл бұрын

@@numberq1134 Oh, okay.

This is like my 5th time watching this again

HOW TO BE AMERICAN: ~your favorite song is now the national anthem~ hahaha i died

Bank loans? Credit Card!

@bikerider1007

6 жыл бұрын

Ben Hahn yep. Today i saw man at the post office pay 0.63 for a letter with a credit card.

I found this very offensive i'm going to sue you for $7,500,000...

@grandmahumpguy5493

5 жыл бұрын

ArE yOu SuRe AbOuT DaT

@mudput8441

5 жыл бұрын

Yes

@gracewang6334

5 жыл бұрын

Great.

@btdpro752

5 жыл бұрын

Have feminist ever sued people for being offensive? Thats is scary

@tonystark341

5 жыл бұрын

Oh you can try, but lawyers don't work for free 💰💰💰

1:51 be proud of he flag he says as he PUTS THE FLAG ON THE GROUND!!

Even though you guys are Canada this is painfully accurate

1:52 Me an American: That fLAG SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHING THE GROUND

@divinehazrd

6 жыл бұрын

Kiera Warner Ikr. I was thinking the same thing. But then i got distracted with his commie joke.

@kierawarner6894

6 жыл бұрын

Lil Slightly Bigger Nugget I said an American...

@capitalsfan7413

6 жыл бұрын

Kiera Warner, USA USA USA

@drakecolwell6205

6 жыл бұрын

Kiera Warner yeah your right even if there not American they should still be conscious about that

@strawberryeclipse920

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's disrespectful in America 😡

I remember when I turned 13, I got my first bald eagle. My eagle ceremony was average, but because of my July 4th birthday, the national anthem brought not one, but two eagles, Freedom and Liberty. Together, we chanted the Pledge of Allegence and shot three bears with our fourth semiautomatics. afterwards, we all enjoyed our apple pie next to the soothing fireworks where my Uncle Sam got hurt and sued the fireworks company.

Use a confusing date format that makes absolutely no sense

@echsemia

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'm American but i've lived in 2 countries so i've used the day month year format and the month day year. But now I get confused everytime I write the date and have to think " Wait, which one is right in the U.S?"

@Alex-lo6yt

3 жыл бұрын

In Canada, people use both and its very confusing

2:20 that’s why I always told myself if I ever break a bone my friends or family will drive me to the hospital. However when that day came I also knocked myself out so I could make that decision.

As an American I can confirm that this is a valid set of instructions

@airplaneplustrainguy8143

6 жыл бұрын

Maggie haha

You missed the fact that you have to drink at least one beer a day

@swarm9337

8 жыл бұрын

Nahh here in Texas it's whisky

@8maxthemax8

8 жыл бұрын

Lol, Americans thinking they drink a lot!

@swarm9337

8 жыл бұрын

+Maxim T Potvin Texan with parents from Ireland I drink more than the average person lmao

@8maxthemax8

8 жыл бұрын

Swarm More than Americans in general, that's my point!

@originalcharacterplznostea2749

8 жыл бұрын

You mean Canadian water?

I love how this is still relivent in 2021

You missed: Invite your whole neighborhood to a BBQ every so often.

you forgot the fireworks on Friday

@mcprol2467

7 жыл бұрын

And at 4pm.

@butter_weird

6 жыл бұрын

The only time people are doing fireworks are on july 4th and new years

I'm an American... I never realized that paying for things with credit cards is considered weird in other countries XD

@jessalalacross239

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Jesse I live in Canada, and at work (I work at McDonald’s), most people pay using their bank debit cards or cash. For small transactions (anything under $5), I’ve had people apologize to me for not having cash on them

@annaanna6580

6 жыл бұрын

The point is,They were saying that Americans always are using their credit card.Its not weird in other countries.

@All.textures.stylist

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Jesse is it weird?

@sylfixplayz2142

6 жыл бұрын

I'm personally Canadian and a lot of people use cash to pay lol

@rishacici3366

6 жыл бұрын

Michael Jesse this guy is rude! He called the Canada "weird"? Ok fine,Canada is weird but the USA is a rude,have no respect and doesn't know how to discipline their children.canadians are weird YES but they are "POLITE,VERY FRIENDLY,and VERY HELPFUL,and they are always saying sorry for everything and I know it's boring but that's a very good thing,but Americans doesn't want to say "sorry",they are just going to curse at them and not say sorry,so please be patient,canadians are more good than the Americans ok...

That moment a Canadian tank is used to represent an American tank

This is hilarious! I’m from NC and this pretty much sums up America in a nutshell

You forgot that to be American you must love fried things

@robdavidson4649

8 жыл бұрын

+KatzrCynthia Are you sure you're not talking about Scotland?

@KatzrCynthia

8 жыл бұрын

+Rob Davidson ehh I'm pretty sure but I may be wrong :)

@theoptimisticmetalhead7787

8 жыл бұрын

Look up the Texas State Fair. Trust me, she means the US.

@BIGGIED1000

8 жыл бұрын

Everybody loves fried things

@KatzrCynthia

8 жыл бұрын

oh yeah deep fried things

Also, vehemently hate everyone not from your home state and/or region. For no reason.

@dazaipetals

7 жыл бұрын

Spencer O'Dowd ikr😂😂😂

@chainsawmay

6 жыл бұрын

NORTH CAROLINA IS MYCH BETTET THAN SOUTH CAROLINA THO. ITS BETTER ON TOP.

as a canadian i can confirm this is accurate

My neighbors from across the street literally launch fireworks every friday... My dog starts barking like crazy, and we all wak up at 11pm...

As an American I can confirm all of this

"Of corse I'm free, THIS IS AMERICA!!!"

@duckiesae

7 жыл бұрын

Caleb N. are u American?

@emilynichole7222

7 жыл бұрын

Caleb N. omg i was scrolling through the comments and saw this and thought "where tf did this even come from they haven't said that yet" then I look up and hear it 😂

This is meant to be a joke but a lot of it is accurate

I love this I must have good taste on searching because I found thins in my home page