"due tomorrow? Do tomorow!" - best line ever xD

@supercadebrawlstarsandwwes7756

6 жыл бұрын

Kenza Merah that’s my computer background

@airplaneplustrainguy8143

6 жыл бұрын

Kenza Merah hahaha

@itsrdr3708

5 жыл бұрын

Come in early and do your 3 pages of homework In class

@markostajic9007

5 жыл бұрын

The real reply is "if tommorow is not the due date then today is not the do day"

@jerbear3915

5 жыл бұрын

First semester I tried really hard. 2nd semester I didn't care anymore

Watching this as im supposed to be studying....

@corriedotdev

8 жыл бұрын

+MessedUpGaming Same. I should rectify that by studying. 'Ooooh they just uploaded!' *clicks on new video*

@nickn9040

8 жыл бұрын

+MessedUpGaming Speech in three hours. Still haven't started. Hoping for solid winging skills.

@alexandradixon9517

7 жыл бұрын

MessedUpGaming b bb

@lindablume7552

6 жыл бұрын

Congratulations you just completed step 13 👍🏽

@artturieramaa5575

5 жыл бұрын

Yo how did you do now after 2years

That girl still looked ok in the sweatpants/hoodie look. When I try that, I look homeless.

@kaustubhx4624

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhh

@jasmynrivera9559

5 жыл бұрын

Samee

@btdpro752

5 жыл бұрын

I look like a foreign terrorist trying to look normal

@ot6679

5 жыл бұрын

When I try that I become homeless

@elizrebezilmadommdo1662

4 жыл бұрын

@@btdpro752 is it just me or is this weirdly specific?

this video is probably still accurate by today's standards tbh

@raisedbynoodles

7 жыл бұрын

You mean 2.5 years later? Yeah, what a shocker.

@prayerpowersr854

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah exactly!

@repterd4396

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@studyaccount2160

4 жыл бұрын

2019 still pretty accurate

@marie-clairetinland7910

4 жыл бұрын

What does step 26 mean lol

I laughed too hard at the "counter-pamphlet" part. I need to try that now.

@JohnRobenault

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Dempsey IKR! I think I'm gonna have to design an amusing "anti-pamphlets" pamphlet.

@tllt4765

5 жыл бұрын

They forgot the 5th one,straight up walking past them or brush their hand off you lol.

@leviphilippines5588

4 жыл бұрын

@@tllt4765 They forgot having random seizures once given one.

@tllt4765

4 жыл бұрын

@@leviphilippines5588 it's the only right way to receive a pamphlet

@abigailgrunenberg445

4 жыл бұрын

and Canadian

I just realized I'm the philosophy major working at McDonald's

@simrinXD

7 жыл бұрын

update: I no longer work at McDonalds.

@amog849

6 жыл бұрын

ASAP SCOTTY Graduated up to Pizza Hut have ye?

@Ludix147

6 жыл бұрын

I'm just grateful that you took the time to reply to that outdated comment.

@No_timezone77

6 жыл бұрын

Inebriated Individual bahahahahaha 😂 omg

@yardhieu1970

6 жыл бұрын

Thinking of doing philosophy at uni, currently work at McDonald’s 😂😂

This channel's like CollegeHumor... Except not bad

@ExplosivePuppetDon

8 жыл бұрын

It's like College Humor when they were good

@yuhansungscoffee4565

7 жыл бұрын

Hey, I like CH!

@NostalgiCrazy

7 жыл бұрын

CollegeHumor... ironic 😂

@aastikdubey6422

7 жыл бұрын

KauBïf college humor is bad I rarely find a good video

@leod598

6 жыл бұрын

Look at the likes

Does anyone know where to get a pamphlet for the counter-pamphlet manoeuvre?

@endorsedbryce

8 жыл бұрын

from the phamplet people just take like 10.

@xjoy1163

8 жыл бұрын

those christians. take 30.

@TibleUWU

7 жыл бұрын

Go to a pointless club, say you'll consider, take ALL the pamphlets and only ever use one in the "Counter-Pamphlet Manoeuvre" because you like to waste space in your drawers.

@palmer1461

7 жыл бұрын

You take someone else's pamphlet and then give it to them

@jakobdaniel3

6 жыл бұрын

robsab20 just grab some brochures next time you stop at a rest area

I lost it at counter pamphlet.. lmao

@mahir8104

4 жыл бұрын

1000 like

I gotta try that counter pamphlet maneuver.

@tylerk927

10 жыл бұрын

Its genius

@wendyma1659

9 жыл бұрын

alternatively, you could try the "i got it already thanks"

@aidan325

9 жыл бұрын

the surprise attack XD

@nancyrivas2904

7 жыл бұрын

Kikyo4815 for real though 😒

@skeletonzx3667

7 жыл бұрын

Me too

How to be a college student... begin by acquiring a bunch of debt that you will likely never pay off.

@tharun960

7 жыл бұрын

Then tell everyone about it and complain.. Though you made the choice haha.

@ryanward5770

7 жыл бұрын

Wise Owl haha not for me I live in Canada so it's maybe 6k a year and I already got the first year covered in scholarships and enough money from my job for the second year and I haven't even started

@lyte3339

6 жыл бұрын

Ryan Ward lol

@lyte3339

6 жыл бұрын

Tharun Sonti lol

@mymicks21

5 жыл бұрын

This is a Canadian video, that's why it wasn't included.

My plan for this semester: Stock up on pamphlets from pamphlet people to use later in a counter-pamphet maneuver against pamphlet people.

under water basket weaving is my major

@ATastyCook1e

8 жыл бұрын

+lukassnakeman Pleb. It's my specialist.

@michaeljin7126

7 жыл бұрын

100 like

@sallyjohnson9832

7 жыл бұрын

lukassnakeman I'm majoring in basket arts with a concentration in underwater basket weaving. I'd love to talk to you some time 😂

@nehakiran525

5 жыл бұрын

Under water sewing is my major

@henryrabideau7286

5 жыл бұрын

lukassnakeman I’m also taking a course in going to bed early

forgot step: Unknowingly taking classes with the worst professors

@ReflexPancake

6 жыл бұрын

I WISH I KNEW WHAT I WAS GETTING INTO

"Say no to protests." Now this is a cause I can get behind.

@fandasvetlo

3 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah, me too

"Vow never to procrastinate. Then procrastinate!" The first time I ever saw this video I was a stupid, naive highschool student in ny 2nd last year. I thought I'd never pull this shit. Now after a year of uni, this...This is so true.

@maximevanraemdonck1712

3 жыл бұрын

how are you doing now?

@elishajohnston5039

Жыл бұрын

i literally procrastinated by watching this video...

Q: "Why I took Engineering course in German?" A: "Too young, too dumb to realise..."

@BigRawb666

8 жыл бұрын

I feel you there. I pretty much did the same

@theponsway

8 жыл бұрын

+SilentMover95 I'm a German and even I wouldn't take an Engineering course in German.

@SilentMover95

8 жыл бұрын

theponsway Na ja, es ist wirklich nicht ganz so schlimm. Ich habe mich daran gewöhnt.

@theponsway

8 жыл бұрын

Und dein Deutsch ist gut :)

@SilentMover95

8 жыл бұрын

theponsway Danke!

Always keep a condom in your wallet. I did at the beginning of last year, and guess what: it's still there.

@zoegoodall2158

6 жыл бұрын

Hands of Cinderblock it’s 3 years later.... is it still there?

@kartoffelkamera3442

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah i would also like to know

@duddud9431

5 жыл бұрын

Hands of Cinderblock buddy do you still have the condom??¿¿

This channel is like Buzzfeed, but not total cancer.

@ihatememes3131

8 жыл бұрын

50% cancer

@Dieanswer

8 жыл бұрын

+rock'n'roll nahh 1%

Counter pamphlet? GENIUS

Well u missed the "smoke a ton of pot" Part.

@BOLPutube

8 жыл бұрын

+Darius Savory Nope, definitely didn't miss the shrooms part.

@johnlenox9879

6 жыл бұрын

matthheo that woukd fall under hippy

NEXT ONE SHOULD BE HOW TO BE A HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT

@ifhtfilms

10 жыл бұрын

How to be a preschool student! Pick your nose and poop your pants during nap time!

@jorgitovargas6333

10 жыл бұрын

***** u gonna make that kid cries

@xJustRightx

9 жыл бұрын

LMAO stay away from drugs, you will be set.

@haydenwest1468

9 жыл бұрын

***** XD your profile pic goes with this comment

@brenster21

9 жыл бұрын

IFHT This video pretty much sums up being a highschool student.

UNDERWATER BASKET WEAVING :D I cant stop laughing

@awsomeposom674

5 жыл бұрын

That's a legit class at my college, along with beekeeping and ninjas

@pamburke8043

5 жыл бұрын

@@awsomeposom674 Cool what college do you go to.

@awsomeposom674

5 жыл бұрын

Pam Burke Rochester Institute of Technology

@pamburke8043

5 жыл бұрын

@@awsomeposom674 Cool. I know its meant to be a joke, but underwater basket weaving actually sounds fun.

@the_grim_gamer3039

4 жыл бұрын

@@awsomeposom674 Rochester NY? The 5th biggest city in NY right? Considering going to a college there

I watched this a bunch of times years ago back in high school. Now I'm in college and to my surprise, everything is accurate.

Yessssss I hate those people who say they had a bad exam and later they've got 90+ marks. *damn pissed off*

@faithfulgamers3161

7 жыл бұрын

VoyagerDisk well good a bad is about the person if that person gets like a 80 and they usually get like 95 to that person it will feel bad

@Joe-cz1tt

5 жыл бұрын

I got 29/30 I hate it. It's so annoying just because I forgot the discriminant must be positive. Tje question didn't even say real roots. It can be a complex root, but ipno one else knows that except me till now.....

@mikagami69

5 жыл бұрын

That's me lol

@bilalrahim2076

4 жыл бұрын

That's my hobby . One of my friends got so pissed after I told I think I failed French and then proceeded to get 98% ,he told me , my exam paper is more popular than I am xD After everyone is class was asking for it I then proceeded to rub his 42% in his his face and said my shit was more popular then he was . Ahh good times ....

me: finishes assignment* my printer: I'm about to ruin this man's whole career

That philosophy major joke hurt, speaking as the president of my community college's philosophy club. Also, I laughed harder at the fact that the celibacy club was serving hot dogs than I should have.

@KManAbout

8 жыл бұрын

President of my Philosophy club in highschool!

@lovatojonasfan1

6 жыл бұрын

Elfos64 I would laugh but I'm about to be an anthropology major so....

You forgot one type of college student. The "Person who never leaves their room unless they have to go to class". Guess what type of student I'm going to be?

spending massive amount of money for parking sticker then never finding a parking spot -.-

@boriss5385

8 жыл бұрын

so true.

@ky4896

8 жыл бұрын

^^^ YES!!! -.-

@mariposa9506

5 жыл бұрын

I did't buy the sticker. Got parking tickets instead.

@jonathandeakins5645

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariposa9506 lol you probably just eventually payed them the same amount

@mariposa9506

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathandeakins5645 I think you're right lol

DAS MAH SHIRT!!!!

@jacksonkirkpatrick8174

5 жыл бұрын

First reply in 4 years

@raghavkamath

5 жыл бұрын

2nd

@foxboymtb5683

3 жыл бұрын

3rd

“Due tomorrow, do tomorrow.” Me just about every day

Make sure to sob every day before, during, and after class. Sobbing reminds you how much you may or may not regret going to college 😊

@samguy7654

7 жыл бұрын

SPhantom94 What's sobbing?

@SPhantom94

7 жыл бұрын

+Samy ELrandom crying really hard

OMG the coffee chick... That's literally every kid these days. That tone, that attitude... everything about her is modern.... It upsets me.

@tonydraht

8 жыл бұрын

I really fucking hate people (most of the time it's white women) that talk like that.

@MrGamerman001

8 жыл бұрын

I concur.... Um.... Toast... Interesting name. :p

@tonydraht

8 жыл бұрын

+MrGamerman001 indeed my man, indeed.

@teethrthe9083

8 жыл бұрын

+MrGamerman001 I hate people like that but I also hate people who degrade people younger than them assuming they are like that :)

@fawkes9718

8 жыл бұрын

I'm 'a kid'. I don't even drink coffee because I don't like it and I don't want to acquire the taste and develop the addiction that so many people already have. I do the same with alcohol and smoking, I want to avoid them so I won't enjoy them.

New vid! A complete back-to-school guide on How to be a College Student!

@zachmeyer1000

10 жыл бұрын

i dropped the like as soon as it got to the part of being that guy after a test. FUCK THAT GUY

@Chanchaldas17

10 жыл бұрын

those ho's ain't loyal

@stephnielsen1564

9 жыл бұрын

You forgot abandoning your friends

@Jarrettthegoalie

9 жыл бұрын

How to be a canadian

@stephnielsen1564

9 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure they covered that in shit Canadians say

You forgot "going to class and realizing you have to teach yourself the entire semester"

Freshman year of college as led me to fail my first class ever and have a mental breakdown that was only treatable with a few glasses of wine. Have fun upcoming college students, it only gets worse from here.

@notAshildr

7 жыл бұрын

Wine? Now that's the answer. Let me just get some ;)

@juststop4270

7 жыл бұрын

Pls tell me its better than high school....

@MsDanceDiva234

7 жыл бұрын

Classes are harder but people care less, so the social scene isn't as bad.

@MsDanceDiva234

7 жыл бұрын

Yes, I do love a good glass of wine :)

@cirnosnumberfan6449

7 жыл бұрын

+DanceDiva234 I'm in 12th grade and dose it really get worse than high school? Cause I'm already attempting.

The all nighter, charity events for free food and no life ........ so.... fucking...accurate...

I actually took Vampire Studies at my school! I also took Magic & Witchcraft. I'm not kidding.

@A_Degenerate_with_Glasses

9 жыл бұрын

no There are many weird classes you can take in college, I took an Internet Meme and Anime class before just to raise my GPA.

@tyronebiggums8660

8 жыл бұрын

+Donny Donster those professors must have interesting lives

@rackstar2

6 жыл бұрын

no is your school near winterhold by any chance?

@Joe-cz1tt

5 жыл бұрын

Lol what school is that?

@chaosbreaker657

5 жыл бұрын

How'd you get into Hogwarts?

Watching this as I'm not in college and not getting to experience anything (no matter how awful it may be) really makes me feel alone.

@Jenniferhehshebw

6 жыл бұрын

Sebizzar same!!

@nadiacampagnaro8383

6 жыл бұрын

College makes me feel alone. Lol

@SuperSparrow45

5 жыл бұрын

Eh. These experiences usually come at a price. Once you leave college, you get a shiny piece of paper and all those experiences in exchange for several thousand dollars in student loan debt.

@elizrebezilmadommdo1662

4 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't go to college "for the experience". You can go have whatever you believe the ideal college experience is without going to college. Parties, hooking up, making friends, living away from your parents (I think that's what you mean, I apologise if I misinterpreted). All of that can be done literally anywhere else and at any time of your life. If you are able to go to college and you decide to go, focus on getting an education, not on the "college experience". If you don't need to go to college for whatever occupation you're planning to have, don't even worry about it. You're not missing out on any more fun than your typical college student is. Only difference is that we have to study more and have to pay a crap ton of money to get though the whole thing. At least you'll be debt free. Edit: a typo

@w3lcom39

4 жыл бұрын

Same

Bruh I'm a senior in high school and I've pulled so many all nighters already 😪

@kaylynn4750

6 жыл бұрын

It gets worse lol

@fryoclock

6 жыл бұрын

Bruh I'm in 8th grade and pulled way to many, school it so much harder than it used to be.

@mikecarter9723

6 жыл бұрын

Noah Melville meh.I just copy at all my tests.So far so good.

@jillianwang2246

5 жыл бұрын

I just started 8th grade a month ago, i dont know what your school's like but wow that must be exhausting. Stay strong lol

@isabelbergsma7619

5 жыл бұрын

It really does get worse

Haha I go to UVIC and I have an exam tomorrow in biological psychology that I have to get 82% or higher on to pass the class. Instead i'm watching and agreeing 100% with this video.

@Mopehome

9 жыл бұрын

Do tmorrow!! #rofl

@nishchintdhawan848

6 жыл бұрын

I go to Uvic too 😂 I relate to this thing so much...

@tunabodrumlu9745

Жыл бұрын

Sooo... Did you pass?

Step 32: Borrow money for decades to pay off.

I come back to this video every summer the day before classes. It is unreal how each year I watch this video it becomes more and more relate-able.

3:45 “say no to protest” I died

"Step 18: Learning your room mates shower schedule so you can schedule your masterbation routine accordingly" 🍌 LMAO!!! Dying...😂

The counter pamphlet was my favourite haha

when underwater basket weaving is a legit class at your college 😂

"Im on vampire studies" hHahahahah

0:50 real key to success

"The counter pamphlet" im crying

I really love how they portray college students like in one of those sitcoms or movies. But there is more to being a college student.

As a middle schooler this made me cry

pushes piles of books out of his way and says i have 12 courses lol :)

I'm gonna be a freshman this year

@JoelPanttila

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks for telling the world. Everyone really cares about you!

@DFrizzleNizzle

10 жыл бұрын

Joel Panttila just saying yo but thanks appreciate it man!

@ifhtfilms

10 жыл бұрын

DFrizzleNizzle we care. Joel is a jock.

@zachmeyer1000

10 жыл бұрын

i'm one also. hopefully neither of us get killed by the football team

@FrisianLunatic

9 жыл бұрын

How is the year going so far?

My life right now, you nailed it guys.

Oml this was amazing and insanely accurate 😂😭

lmao the SHADE at 0:14 hahahahahaha

"highlight the KEY POINTS" hahahha now that was easy

The accuracy of this video is the seriousness of this semester

That legible note taking things was so relatable lmoa😂😂

Step 32: realize when you graduate, you still don't have a job in what you majored in

Take a moment at 4:51 to read the questions 🙌🏻

@in_theMoment

5 жыл бұрын

Piyush Gupta lmaooooo

@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60

4 жыл бұрын

@@in_theMoment how is that even funny

@-Burb

4 жыл бұрын

ツJEVILOGEN Because we drank too much beer and ran out of aluminum

going to university next year, glad to see i have so much to look forward to

Take legible notes, you MAY need to read it later. Loool

That Counter Pamphlet was Epic! 😂😂

32: Everyone is at college for a reason. It's cool if you want to party every night, but don't get ticked off if your room mate would rather just study. 33: If you are in the latter situation, do try to have fun every once and awhile. 24/7 studying may seem ideal, but you'll burn out faster than a tea light candle.

Exams are not the most stressful part of your college life but of your entire life!

I loved watching these

The protests are super accurate. Every campus has a regularly arriving, "God will shun the sluts and sinners." Literally heard this guy say yoga pants are sinful.

I've seen that homeless/student guy out at the campus.He stole my order at McDonald's.

I’m going next year to college and I’m so excited!

This channel is underrated to the max! It makes me wonder why CollegeHumor exists.

This was really fucking awesome and accurate

Love the counter pamphlet move :D

I watched this video last summer and didn't believe like half of it. I just finished my first year yesterday and I can relate so much now.

This is the truest and funniest thing I’ve ever seen

As a Finnish Person this is just what i think american college is!

@SachaSacha998

10 жыл бұрын

Except for the fact that's it's a Canadian University in the video!

@arttuy437

10 жыл бұрын

whats the differens

@TheAsexualJellyBean

10 жыл бұрын

Arttu Ylitalo It's Canadian, not American...

@TreyMatanich

9 жыл бұрын

Whats Finnish college like? Is it boring as hell

@arttuy437

9 жыл бұрын

In finland we have Alakoulu 1-6 classes Yläkoulu 7-9 Lukio/ammattikoulu AND ITS ALL FREE

the all nighter is so well described XD

Matt’s overkill shorts got the Canadian volleyball players good 😂

*Brb gonna go design and print out a few counter pamphlets* Just in time for the start of my sophomore year!

"I haven't slept in four weeks." I feel personally attacked by this relatable content

Is college really this shitty? (in terms of procrastination, teachers, deadlines, etc.)

@Katecoffelover

7 жыл бұрын

yes

@6w5intjvirgo

7 жыл бұрын

Katarzyna Gnap oh snap why

@sup3rk3wlp3rson

7 жыл бұрын

It depends on your major really major in math and you won't have to do any papers! You will just have to deal with nothing but eastern European teachers with thick accents that expect you to practically teach yourself half the material! Also the fact that your entire grade depends on your test score so one test score below a 70% basically ensures you can't get an A!

@KeiAngelus

7 жыл бұрын

In my school all the natural science professors are Chinese, and engineering professors Indian. And yes, several 2nd/3rd world country professors in math. The outsourcing of professors is real.

@MsDanceDiva234

7 жыл бұрын

In one answer: yes

you guys are AWESOME

After 8 years of doing my bachelor's, this pretty much sums it up !!

Step 2 is so accurate

1:02 *pause video* *google "does starbucks sell coffee in a box"* ...wow.

@Sneha-ij8rt

4 жыл бұрын

I mean If you buy in super large quantities maybe you can ask them to pack it in a bix

This chanel is so awesome, I've beem watching it all day

I love these videos

you missed, can't wait for summer...then when summer arrives and is only half over, get bored as hell and look forward to school again. Also the, "I can't wait to graduate and be done with school" *4 months later* "Oh, ya I'm doing my MA/PHD/JD/MD/LLB/MBA/etc..."

Step 9 literally happened to me in exact order when I was a student once.

I'm heading to uni this year... finally I can use this guide

Great timing just started college

“i was painting a picture of you, go back to bed.” -Weird Roommate, August 21, 2014

When your at the last quiz of the quiz and you hear someone saying *"I SLEPT 9 HOURS LAST NIGHT*

Coffee talk, text books and stages of all-nighter = bang on

4pm . i just woke up. first thing I see summs up my life.

Wow I just realized the people who run this channel live in British Columbia.

@BallySG17

8 жыл бұрын

Do u know were in BC I think Vancouver

@TheRealSlitherShade

8 жыл бұрын

+BSG17 you are such an idiot...

@CD3MC

8 жыл бұрын

+BSG17 yes, it's exactly Vancouver

literally true tho last semester I was dressed to the nines, did all my homework on time, was a great student, now like today I did my French homework in math class and left class half an hour early to go take a nap in the common room in an outfit I had worn to work all week

the counter pamphlet sounds pretty awesome!

this is just so awesome