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@londonnelson7359

Жыл бұрын

You only got 44 likes lol

@londonnelson7359

Жыл бұрын

45 now

@sunsetsleeper

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist that guy was his dad and he left to get milk afterwards

@PrinceOfChange

Жыл бұрын

This could never happen in 40k

@wolfwhisperer115

Ай бұрын

​@@sunsetsleeper omfg thats..... that's something 😂

The kid immediately got the memo and quickly adapted to roleplay. I see great potential in this one.

@lootgoblinmarketplace

Жыл бұрын

If you raise a kid to DM, you never have to worry about finding a campaign again!

@willplume1555

Жыл бұрын

We will be watching your career with great interest.

@spacemarine6212

Жыл бұрын

​@@lootgoblinmarketplace "this little maneuver's gonna cost us 30 years"

@davidperte62

Жыл бұрын

​@@spacemarine6212 i mean, I'm 17 and I would say I'm decent at dMing

@kirkfogg8366

Жыл бұрын

"most impressive" - emperor palpatine as a dm with anakin.

The DM shed a tear that day, knowing that they had finally found a suitable heir to the board throne

@JadeTheProtogen1

10 ай бұрын

Nice Oneshot pfp

@Takintomori

5 ай бұрын

I just need to last another 5 or sonyears and then he'll be old enough to take over! I MIGHT GET TO PLAY AGAIN!

@dr.facilier5186

4 ай бұрын

The board throne be like Maxwell's in Don't Starve

@leafwhite6376

3 ай бұрын

Board Throne... Now I'm just imagining a throne made from the boards of a thousand completed board games Littlefinger: "Its not a thousand. Its barely a few dozen... good ones though."

@killerwolf58342

3 ай бұрын

@@Takintomori being a dm is like a genie, you dont get to play till someone takes over

The Kid literally managed to pick out the one bad player and specifically take him out via the existing rules. This kid is gonna go far.

@Stunda_

4 ай бұрын

I mean, technically the problem player took himself out. If he never attacked a random guard for no reason, none of that would have happened. The kid just laid down the "find out" part to the rogue fucking around 😂

@briansak9171

2 ай бұрын

Its way More adrenaline inducing when you attack a random guardsmen. Chaotic characters can Be fun, altho luck IS NEEDED ​@@Stunda_

@EliCasteel-nw5vz

2 ай бұрын

@@briansak9171I need context for this

@Idunno1707

Ай бұрын

​@@briansak9171 Chaotic characters can be fun, but this was definitely a "I don't want to roleplay, let me kill people" character, which is *not* fun.

@LaoTzu-tm1uc

Ай бұрын

​@briansak9171 if you are going to be chaotic there are many ways to avoid playing a murder hobo, even as a chaotic evil character

We all know how the session ended. Just turn to the mother like: can you bring him back next week?

@MrJerichoPumpkin

Ай бұрын

and the following one? Oh please bring him every time, he can take "that guy"'s place.

Literally nothing more dangerous than a well behaved kid helping the DM

@DeathbyCrows

5 ай бұрын

People forget that they were once tiny humans as well. Tiny humans think, feel, reason etc. like the rest of us, they are just often less developed in these faculties. But, that's just the general case. I've met kids with more emotional intelligence than 50 year old manchilds. Just because they're less developed than they'll be when they're adults, still doesn't mean they're less developed than current adults.

@foxyhorse9142

4 ай бұрын

​@@DeathbyCrowshuh what how is this related? And the comment is already 9 months old anyway

@janaepowell9253

4 ай бұрын

@@foxyhorse9142are you slow? How do you not get the correlation in what they said?

@SirBroadcast

4 ай бұрын

Because it's talking about intelligent kids. How could it not be correlated ​@@foxyhorse9142

@TheNecromorphkiller

4 ай бұрын

​@@janaepowell9253making fun of the mentally disabled is worse than just being kind of a jerk

The internet: *”we will watch your progress with great interest, young one.”*

@williamchewning1057

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@TheonlyMaskedMime

Жыл бұрын

Indubitable

@pianovii3350

Жыл бұрын

100%. I wish I could see what this kid gets up to next

@Bluejsa1

Жыл бұрын

Indeeeed

@robogamer0502

Жыл бұрын

@@TheonlyMaskedMime Indeed ☕️

So you're telling me a child who only just learned the basics of D&D managed to defeat an entire party of PCs using sheer tactical prowess? *HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE.*

@ninja6245-real

3 ай бұрын

Odds are the party tried to minimise harm. The kid was most likely focusing down the actual culprit.

@MainlyHuman

3 ай бұрын

​@ninja6245-real also depends on the kind of table. As a DM I'm trying to give a satisfying experience rather than aiming to eliminate players, so random encounter enemies don't usually employ much in the way of tactics, they're there to give the players a new kind of puzzle to solve. If I took those same npcs and played tactically like a wargame I wouldn't be surprised if the story was very different.

@TheButtaSauce

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like an anime plot.

@lulolie

2 ай бұрын

​@@MainlyHumanits not a random encounter enemy though, they attacked a guard for no clear reason.

@MainlyHuman

2 ай бұрын

@@lulolie that goes in my random encounter bucket. Unless I've deliberately built up the location to be dangerous and scary place I don't actually want unnamed guard no.3 to discontinue a PC that someone has invested a lot of time and effort into. That's not narratively satisfying. Fights like that imo are meant to serve as roadblocks and puzzle pieces, not endgame content.

When the kid is given power, either they get obsessed with it, or they perform a small amount of trolling.

@ninja6245-real

3 ай бұрын

Seems this kid rolled a nat 20 on the resolve test. He was blessed with the power to eliminate a problem player. And used it to his best ability.

"Gave control of guard captain to the kid, the captain gives orders to his men, proceeds to tactics the heck out of the party" The kid outsmarted the party. I love it.

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4 ай бұрын

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@KING_CRIMSON_REQUlEM

3 ай бұрын

Yeh

@mixer5557

3 ай бұрын

Reminds me of that time Autistic kid had embarrassed Dutch military

@Nai_101

3 ай бұрын

​@@mixer5557What exactly are you referring to? Sounds interesting.

@mixer5557

3 ай бұрын

@@Nai_101 there was this greentext story from dutch soldier in late 90/early 00's whos supperiors believed the army was not prepared well enough for fighting irregular militias. So to test it they picked up random people from the streets to play a wargame against soldiers. And there was autistic teenager who was strongly into history and he obliterated his oponents by some smart tactics

Adults regularly underestimate children. Cracks me up. My five-year-old inherited my "You are an idiot" face.

@lootgoblinmarketplace

Жыл бұрын

That’s really funny, every good DM needs one of those faces to talk the party out of trouble😁

@Brievel

Жыл бұрын

@@lootgoblinmarketplace Oh I don't play. I just find your channel entertaining.

@whitefox3189

Жыл бұрын

Don't underestimate children at a DnD table. While I never seet it personally I've heard stories of little girls becoming efficient murder machines who manage to brutally slaughter a cave of goblins quite easily.

@coryclark5442

Жыл бұрын

I think that goes both ways, some kids are REALLY dumb

@Brievel

Жыл бұрын

@@coryclark5442 I've met more dumb-as-rocks adults than children. Most adults forget that they have a lifetime of experience and book learning on which to draw to make decisions; very young children do not. Keeping that in mind, children can actually be stunningly logical and clever.

Did... Did he just properly punish a player's aggravated assault against a guard? Holy shit, he's the messiah!

Players: Kids are so cruel. DM: I'm so proud.

@ninja6245-real

3 ай бұрын

‘That guy’: “What the hell?!” Rest of the party: “Oh wow. The kid didn’t actually kill all of us. He nailed the role play!”

I've seen this story before at least three times and I love it every single time. That kid understood the assignment so fast, it's just plain fun

@lootgoblinmarketplace

Жыл бұрын

It’s a classic for sure!

@kiarastaggs180

Жыл бұрын

@@lootgoblinmarketplace A truly great story.

@KronosTheRevenant

Жыл бұрын

Best part is, what exactly can “that guy” even do? Get mad? At a kid? Yeah, i think not. Good job, kid

@bettycreepersayuri-chan809

Жыл бұрын

@@KronosTheRevenant get mad at a kid in front of their parents no less? good luck surviving

@TheBanjoDuck

Жыл бұрын

​@@KronosTheRevenant probably blame the dm for somehow putting the kid up to it if things go south

I love how when the kid gets control of the guard captain he uses tactics and doesn't just randomly attack and also knows who is annoying and needs to be taken out

@andrewlance3898

Жыл бұрын

No one has more resilience or matches his practical tactical brilliance

@Parker_DNDnerd

Жыл бұрын

@@andrewlance3898 you wanna fight for your land back? I need my right hand man back

@demawolf5927

Жыл бұрын

That's how you know yah child can plan.

@pokemagetech

Жыл бұрын

@@Parker_DNDnerd Go and get your right hand man back!

@Jw87563

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he can up with that. As a dumb kid growing up, I would have just ran in and started swinging.

Having a co DM to help handle situations based on the other's notes is *chef kiss*

The kid: Insolence must be punished

That kid ain't just gonna be a good player but a great dm as well

@lootgoblinmarketplace

Жыл бұрын

Indeed!

@kiarastaggs180

Жыл бұрын

Wait until he kicks the asses of all the furries in the group 😆

@kiarastaggs180

Жыл бұрын

But seriously I think he has serious potential to be a legendary dungeon master.

@nickmartin6116

Жыл бұрын

​@@kiarastaggs180 THE CHOSEN ONE

@canislupus9208

Жыл бұрын

@@kiarastaggs180what an oddly specific target-group from the person with a Lion King OC in their profile picture, lmao

You absolutely have to make this kid your protégé now, every time your players mess up hand things over to “the goblin”.

@kaneconqueror6560

Жыл бұрын

let him run the bbg. Instead of some op monster or god or whatever, it's a human emperor and his royal guard. The type of npcs that would only be an even fight at most when played normally, but with the gimmick being that they are intelligently controlled to counteract the party mid battle.

@LaughingJokerProd

Жыл бұрын

Always two there are. A master and and an apprentice

@somerandomdude4309

Жыл бұрын

the goblin king

@geo82max55

Жыл бұрын

Watch out for he may go 'goblin mode'

@videoaddict1178

Жыл бұрын

​@@geo82max55 aka "murder that jerk!" Mode but much more subtle and precise

that kid understood the assignment. make him a permanent player.

The fact that the kid is represented with a goblin is the best part

*Minos prime impression* "And thy punishment is DEATH"

@foureyesisafish7968

11 ай бұрын

JUDGEMENT PREPARE THYSELF CRUSH THY END IS NOW

@noahohaver

5 ай бұрын

Ultrakill reference. 😮

@Halberds8122

3 ай бұрын

So you have chosen - death.

The kid was conceived for the sole purpose of killing “that guy’s” character *change my mind*

@troydunnage6749

Жыл бұрын

No

@master_mega

Жыл бұрын

@@troydunnage6749 join me then and we can change everyone else’s mind!!!

@rayanderson5797

Жыл бұрын

Only if a hero is born for but the first of his deeds.

@IzSlndrMn

Жыл бұрын

*sigh* It's a cannon event (The amount of times my brother and I have used that saying is starting to get to me, but every time it has been accurate)

@botarakutabi1199

11 ай бұрын

this, but conceived as in made up.

"We will watch your career with great interest."

I like to imagine a high-pitched voiced yelling: "Assaulting a guard is punishable by death! Only he needs to die!"

Reminds me of a time my

@criseastman6503

Жыл бұрын

That is amazing ❤️

@Frazer2

Жыл бұрын

That is... my favorite thing for the next few weeks.

@videoaddict1178

Жыл бұрын

That. Is. ADORABLE!

@grelm1322

Жыл бұрын

That's so damn cute 😂

@mifigor1935

11 ай бұрын

You should make his character a fey

“He has learned our language in such little time”

@annakoutsandreou2214

Жыл бұрын

Unforseen jojo

@xCorvus7x

Жыл бұрын

This is a JoJo reference?

And now that kid grew to be the most distinguished DM ever

Don’t forget the part where everyone clapped

Children; the ultimate scapegoat.

@kylesimone6140

Жыл бұрын

as a child, can confirm

@ivanrasic-eq6vv

Жыл бұрын

as a non-child, can confirm

@wastrelperv

Жыл бұрын

Nice.

@Glitch-Gremlin

Жыл бұрын

Um. its ESCAPE Goat. Duh. they even made a Video game after the Character. i swear, you Boomers don't know anything.

@themindeclectic9821

11 ай бұрын

​@@Glitch-Gremlinwhat

kid went from "whats an attack roll?" to playing 5d chess with the party

@MeLoNarXo

Жыл бұрын

He's been playing 5D chess with multiversile time travel since it came out on steam 24/7

@gilliganinja

11 ай бұрын

Considering the post is dated for 2011, I think he might have been playing 3.5d chess

@purpledevilr7463

10 ай бұрын

Actually it was 5E D(&D)

@J0hnB09

10 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@gilliganinjathat’s where the time travel part of 5D chess with multiverse time travel comes in.

@justeaden9568

4 ай бұрын

The party was the pieces

Literal Child: "STOP! You have violated the law, you will pay with your blood!" Adult That Guy: [screaming]

Kids are like crazy creative and could possibly just find sick combos

We need someone like this kid in our group XD

@lootgoblinmarketplace

Жыл бұрын

We all do!

@Wolfheart-5262

Жыл бұрын

@@ronotrademgamerronotrademg7498 how to play dnd (in a nutshell): you read a lot about how to create a character, gamble for good dice rolls and have a group halluciation while roleplaying your character Gets a bit more complicated if you are the dungeon master, because you will have to come up with a story, locations, have to tell the story and the most terrifying part: come up with names when a player asks "what is that NPC called?"

Kid went from "awkward roleplayer" to being a tactical genius in a matter of minutes. He picked up fast and delivered. A true DM in the making

This went beautifully that child deserves a character award

"Hey kid, what's your name?" 'Tucker.' *PARTY SWEATING PROFUSELY*

He more than understood the assignment. Kid earned his spot 👍🏻

And that's how the Author found his padawan.

@ryanbarclay7939

Жыл бұрын

Hell with that attitude, what do the Sith call their trainees? 😂 I like this kid.

@Orpheus6428

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanbarclay7939 Apprentice, right? I think its just Sith Apprentice.

@videoaddict1178

Жыл бұрын

​@@Orpheus6428 either way this kids going places and fast

This reminds me of Joffrey Lannister sentencing Ned to death despite his parent's planning 😂

“The boy who came to DM”

*"We'll be watching your career with great interest!"*

That kid did it right, you f*ck around amd you find out

The student has become the master and it’s his first day!

GM : You only need a fine Random Kid : NO, SOMEONE DIES TODAY!!

"I sense a possible apprentice"

STOP! You've violated the law!

@whateverabomination

Ай бұрын

It's been too long since I've seen a good brawl

I’m just imagining this child doing the smug Anya face, that’s incredible

That last line killed me 🤣

@MainGoldDragon

3 ай бұрын

10 months later and it still kills me 🤣

Kid unirocally provided the perfect situation

Kids are wicked in all the ways

@kiarastaggs180

Жыл бұрын

Even adults can’t outmatch ‘em.

@theonewhouploadsnothing1704

Жыл бұрын

“Like I said, kids are cruel Jack! And I’m very in touch with my inner child!”

@Terrkas0

Жыл бұрын

My brother played an evil mage for a short kid plot on a larp once. He said the kids said, they wanted to eat his heart to gain his powers. I think there are a few BBEG among them.

Bro the kid as you said "tactics the shit out of the party" that's fuckin sick

I love how kids can be blunt about what they think about something. If they don't like a person - you'd bet they'll say that, they don't feel like something is fair - they'll tell you about it. Something all of us lack, if you think about it...

That kid deserves an entire pizza party in his honor.

Damn I thought it would be a story about a kid not taking it seriously enough or the mother being a Karen… kinda nice to see something different for a change

I feel like a 'The force is strong with this one!' quote works perfectly here.

"... the force is Stroooong with you young skywalker... a powerful sith you shall become"ah moment.

Give that kid a reward for being the needed excuse to kill off 'that guy's' character

And that's how a dm was Born

The kid straight up played the guards like it’s xcom

"Assaulting a officer is punishable by death!" Sounds like a amazeing line honestly in this situation.

Kid has a future and it is bright

I needed that cackle today. Thank you.

"Violence is a crime punishable by death"

All I can hear in my head at the end is the kid imitating Big Jack Horner chuckling fiendishly, saying "Oh, what a good boy am I." 😂

I just had a evil laugh moment lmfao

I would invite that kid to play more dnd, damn that’s good stuff lol

Kids are exactly the same as us, the only difference is they don’t know as much. If you teach them the rules they can absolutely hold their own, same with everything in life. Never underestimate kids.

I as a person that only says because theres not many people that play it D&D in Puerto Rico,but all I can say is that this kid,THIS KID is perfect and why need more of him

I want to know how old that kid is, I played when I was 8 or so. My mother was DM and she said it was interesting

@Boyboy-xx3fc

Жыл бұрын

I want to know how that went, most of mine ended up in a somewhat violent death

@abigailgriffin-wc3fm

Жыл бұрын

I mean my little brother was playing world of Warcraft when he was four so we have been playing wow for 2 years by the time he had kneecaps

@scarletbard6511

Жыл бұрын

Takes me back to when I first learned at age 10. 3.5e was terrible.

@DanielMWJ

Жыл бұрын

​@@scarletbard6511 Pretty sure you could have gotten a law degree instead. 😅

@scarletbard6511

Жыл бұрын

@@DanielMWJ Honestly, it would've been easier.

Do it! Deam he knows the medieval rules, kid has a bright future to make shit go well or bad depending on the players decisions

I MUST know how did "that guy" take hearing that.

“You there! Murder is a crime punishable by death!”

The kid is going to be a good DM when he grows up

I love that we have a little gobil guy to go with the videos now

That child is what I wish my players are like. A man can dream though.

"kid tactics the shit out of the party" funniest thing I heard today

Imagine a punishment of failing to choke someone out and they order you to be unlived

@ninja6245-real

3 ай бұрын

Assault of an officer is indeed punishable by death. That kid knows his stuff.

We all know the potential this kid has as a dm

You did good work, kid. *Officer has been promoted* Would get him to name the officer, and make him a recurring npc, and eventual general.

That kid better be compensated accordingly. He earned his snacks!

Based Child

That kid is goin places that I approve of

"That kid" - the name, chosen to describe a young player or guest, that takes their role in the game so serious that it keeps the party in line or ends with "that guy" out of the game.

Evil dms : "we will watch your progress with great interest"

This is the kind of DM buddy everyone needs. This kid is gonna be a great DM lol

That kid is an absolute Legend!!!

“The geek is strong with this one” - Rebecca Parham

Kid played his role better than most adults I know lol

He shall bring balance to the roleplay

Kid's a great dm in the making XD

“We shall watch your career with great interest!”

“He is the chosen one, he will bring balance to the table…”

Thats a good kid.

You shouldn't try to kill a PC. You should talk to the player and kick them out if needed.

@milesedgeworth3667

Жыл бұрын

You could do that and End with a Foul mood, or you could Get some Cartarsis first

@korpsmaninfantry7238

11 ай бұрын

As a DM I must ask if you’ve ever dealt with a “that guy” at the table, because trying to talk them is usually like talking to a brick wall. Usually a character death is a humbling wake up call or just enough for them to leave in a fit of rage. In my experience at least

@dmc8706

11 ай бұрын

@korpsmaninfantry7238 yes I have.

@favicci7856

11 ай бұрын

@@korpsmaninfantry7238I wonder if « kill rogue » was what the kid saw in the dm-s notes

@auraguardianemerald6667

11 ай бұрын

We had a PC like this, he would intentionally put the party in danger then dip out before things got bad and he would take our characters gold/items off them during rests. DM talked to them multiple times and they basically told the DM to go eff themselves and the DM did everything he could before just kicking the player out but every time he tried to kill the pc dude would roll high enough to be safe. Or he would conviently know a cantrip thatd help get him out of a situation, finally one day the PC died and dude wigged out throwing shit around and everything and stormed out of the apartment. He left his dice and character sheet and we realized his dice set had 2 D20 dice one was weighted for nat 20s one wasnt and we realized he would keep one in his sleeve and just sleight of hand switch them out depending on if he needed a high roll or not.

The notes behind the screen were all blank sheets of paper covered in the words “KILL THE ROGUE”

Perfect justice served by a pint-sized prosecutor

Yeah as a DM you need someone like that in a group who understands the assignment. The sign says Extreme Danger Ahead, it means you'll die if you go forward and not run straight into the Dragons Lair. So you need the paladin to knock the fuck out of the bard and drag him back to city.

Kid was better behaved than the adult

@criseastman6503

Жыл бұрын

Not unusual. Smart kids often are if given the opportunity to be treated as intelligent.

These stories inspire me to warn a couple of "that guy" types in my playgroup because it gets annoying when they start problems with random NPCs often.