Loot Goblin Marketplace

Loot Goblin Marketplace

Content Creator That Covers D&D / Pathfinder Green Texts and RPG Horror Stories

Hello adventurers! I am a new content creator that loves covering the latest and greatest TTRPG stories. I played a lot of Dungeons and Dragons 3.5 and Pathfinder 2nd Editions and I love reading all the great stories that come out of all TTRPG games. I add my own voiceovers and commentary and try to share some lessons from my own RPG experiences with you guys! I'm looking forward to covering more Daggerheart and Pathfinder content!

I tend to be a forever Dungeon Master, but my favorite class when I started out as a player was a Cleric! I also had a brief stint as a Dread Necromancer, but we all have had an edgelord era when it comes to DnD. I'm focus on a variety of content right now, but I want to stay in the realm of all things table top roleplaying!

Contact Me:
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This Is Why I'm Afraid to Larp

This Is Why I'm Afraid to Larp

We'll Miss You JoCat

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  • @UsernameNotTaken2
    @UsernameNotTaken245 минут бұрын

    Honestly- sounds like nightmare players. DM might be going over the top with some rules but it feels like there's a solid reason why. If I spend all my free time setting up a session, putting money into the session and actually planning everything out only to find everyone was drunk, high, getting up evey 10 minutes, getting food over my maps, destroying the DM screen and not buying a new one, arguing over everything, saying 'Hey! Lets go east, I don't want to do this clear quest that was actually prepared!'- all that kinda stuff- I would leave and never look back. That's... the impression these rules give- there's definitely some rules I don't agree with but in general a lot of them feel like they come from a place of 'This is really frustrating, you're being asses and I'm not sure how to deal with that other then in game punishments' (Which- isn't a great way to do it- but I get it)

  • @ShadowDemon_4
    @ShadowDemon_448 минут бұрын

    He seems genuinely nice though. Bear or not I want to be his friend. :3

  • @nziom
    @nziom53 минут бұрын

    I like it

  • @shadowldrago
    @shadowldrago6 сағат бұрын

    JoCat deserved, deserves and will continue to deserve better than harrassment and doxxing attempts. He's a good, kind man and under no circumstance was this anywhere CLOSE to warranted. Man made a cute animation to go along with a parody of a song he made, which is all about him liking women and being body positive. Twitter is a goddamn nightmare.

  • @PopeRocket
    @PopeRocket7 сағат бұрын

    It's a million times funnier when it's not an anthropomorphic bear.

  • @user-zt7tk4oi9w
    @user-zt7tk4oi9w10 сағат бұрын

    Debby daxbsat

  • @pokeman_1202
    @pokeman_120211 сағат бұрын

    Avatar?

  • @plotheplayer6462
    @plotheplayer646211 сағат бұрын

    my quality went down midway through this video

  • @moosebus9180
    @moosebus918012 сағат бұрын

    I want to hear the whole story so badly it would be awesome to listen to at the gym

  • @Saiku
    @Saiku13 сағат бұрын

    Based DM tbh

  • @NotSCP-682
    @NotSCP-68220 сағат бұрын

    Chicken-boo but a bear

  • @errorbirdesther
    @errorbirdesther23 сағат бұрын

    Amazing

  • @zelbarnap
    @zelbarnapКүн бұрын

    Thank you for this video. Sadly The world Has people who are trolls. Seems these days trolls are winning. Sorry this is truth.

  • @SpiritwalkerMurphy
    @SpiritwalkerMurphyКүн бұрын

    Great work!

  • @Catboy_Connie
    @Catboy_ConnieКүн бұрын

    I only know jocat from "I like girls" but daym. Ni♿️♿️as nowadays get angy about anything

  • @theoozemen3646
    @theoozemen3646Күн бұрын

    Damn and i love the warlock class too

  • @disgoop
    @disgoopКүн бұрын

    fought aome talking wolves once and when heading to loot their sen we found their clueless litter asking for their parents literally bullshat that they'd gone for a business trip

  • @tomasciganek748
    @tomasciganek7482 күн бұрын

    This is a great time to switch over to DC20 😉

  • @Salve.Servum_Dea
    @Salve.Servum_Dea2 күн бұрын

    This doesn’t work for any of my characters. Two wear an olive garden outfit, one wore a plague doctor suit filled with fungus, and I have more.

  • @k.m.sparks1190
    @k.m.sparks1190Күн бұрын

    Feel that for my backup character. Good luck hiding the fact he's an Alchemist.

  • @Madhuntr
    @Madhuntr2 күн бұрын

    I would love to hear the whole campaign with krod. Sadly the internet will never be graced by his krodness

  • @nicoamon6422
    @nicoamon64222 күн бұрын

    A bear... But hot.

  • @ShadowOfThePoet
    @ShadowOfThePoet2 күн бұрын

    This is definitely not something that us dungeon masters do... nope... Never...

  • @danaholland6686
    @danaholland66862 күн бұрын

    This is great because you can just use this to add districts to major cities

  • @fnafplayer6447
    @fnafplayer64472 күн бұрын

    As a monster hunter and elden ring player that hammer is cruel

  • @Electric_Wizard
    @Electric_Wizard2 күн бұрын

    This story gave me a bad feeling the pit of my stomach. I'm really worried about that girl they recruited, that group doesn't just give off kind of a 'mean girl' thing, but predatory cultish vibes as well.

  • @mlgmeistros4278
    @mlgmeistros42782 күн бұрын

    8:20 is it even possible to play a warlock with a non-evil deity? Like the basic patrons are fiend, great old one and archfey. Which is basically choosing between lawful evil, chaotic evil or chaotic neutral. And the whole idea of a pact is basically you being forced to complete tasks and serve your patron in exchange for the power (unlike a cleric or paladin who can just heed the morals). Unlike them they can be 'good' under an evil patron, so they don't need to be evil, but do 'serve' something evil.

  • @membroArrossato4738
    @membroArrossato47383 күн бұрын

    that's genius i can keep my campaing going and innovate them while they keep going while not having to learn 300 pages of entirely new rules

  • @slinger_MK2
    @slinger_MK23 күн бұрын

    *the bear doesn't have claws. It has fingers.*

  • @antinixsupernova
    @antinixsupernova3 күн бұрын

    IS THAT FREDDY FAZBEAR?!?!?!?-

  • @JustDevon1
    @JustDevon13 күн бұрын

    He’s still ironically pretty active on Twitter.

  • @jodrako4341
    @jodrako43413 күн бұрын

    My paladin is exactly that XD She is a bastard who was sent to a knightly order by her family by her shitty family, so now she is dealing with her daddy issues by hunting down her father to kick the shit out of him. The funny thing is that her father is a dragon who pulled a Zeus with her mom so the only thing she knows about him is that he is a purple dragon because of her scales

  • @jodrako4341
    @jodrako43413 күн бұрын

    This story genuinely made me cry, Ooghy the crafty smith was just too adorable

  • @HyperKryst
    @HyperKryst3 күн бұрын

    I remember watching his Monster Hunter content a few years back. Great content creator

  • @ChromaJune
    @ChromaJune3 күн бұрын

    It's also important to remember that in-world, there isn't a concept of Classes most of the time (though clerics, warlocks, druids, etc are more distinct). Someone described as a "great warrior" could be a fighter, ranger, rogue, some builds of bard or warlock, and so forth. As a character, what you are and do is far more vague than your character cheet necessarily says you are and do.

  • @insanitygaming1526
    @insanitygaming15263 күн бұрын

    Its all fun and games till the stone of gravity detection falls up

  • @Rockzard
    @Rockzard3 күн бұрын

    1.Rogue 2.Human 3.Intelligence 4.Abyssal 5.12

  • @johncox3541
    @johncox35413 күн бұрын

    They are baking in clear guidance for this in the new players handbook. Also a .5 edition is a long-standing d&d tradition I wouldn't have them do it any other way

  • @PJDAltamirus0425
    @PJDAltamirus04254 күн бұрын

    I'm in the middle of a 2nd edition Dnd campaign with a NPC sellsword character named Kraj and one of my plans for this lawfull neutral character is to let him take credit for all the parties heroism so he human women we rescue will want to jump, so his becomes like the father of half orcs.

  • @xeltanni8999
    @xeltanni89994 күн бұрын

    "Apologies for how long this is." That's what the horse girl wants to hear.

  • @cristalmewtwo4160
    @cristalmewtwo41604 күн бұрын

    We honestly need more stories about sir bearington and that ork that used to be a jigalo and became an angry carpenter

  • @user-po8ri5pq9g
    @user-po8ri5pq9g4 күн бұрын

    man this sucks. i dont do dnd but always enjoyed his videos about it. they are very entertaining.