The sleeping darts say:"knight knight". Clever.

@2fast4coolness66

8 жыл бұрын

I know right

@ravengaming5381

8 жыл бұрын

+2fast 4coolness "I can take it over the bay" Game Theory says otherwise

@firegamer6231

6 жыл бұрын

Xiang awwwwww yeah

@steliosa7078

6 жыл бұрын

Why is it clever?

@angdata9371

4 жыл бұрын

^ A pun on "Night night", since that's a.. sleeping dart : D

"Yea, I've been stabbed... and I might be bleeding out... but it's ok because... because I'm Batman."

@hamzauchiha2045

7 жыл бұрын

Naughty Notorious well poop... I guess this means you're screwed

@jakubfrei3757

6 жыл бұрын

Because... Because I'm Batmaghgg.. :D

@knanzeynalov7133

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@sibongilemoyo6640

4 жыл бұрын

obito is that you 😢

"Get busy swimming or get busy dying" is one of the best hishe lines ever and totally is true Lucious could have done that lol.

@NintendoCaprisunish

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a good Shawshank Redemption reference!

@b4yt_

3 жыл бұрын

No it is "Because i'm BATMAN!"

@matiasr6509

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer "get busy diving or get busy dying"

@chrono2959

3 жыл бұрын

It's more or less what my grandpa told me when he taught me how to swim that's basically what he said while throwing me in the deep end.

@AtoZcrazypoint21

3 жыл бұрын

Good

“Worst death ever” Best line in this parody.

@suleimanthemagnificent4364

4 жыл бұрын

Padme Luke Admiral Ackbar and Osborn:,,Hold our beers!“

@aunglin1721

3 жыл бұрын

“Get busy swimming or get busy dying”

@Gojirawars03

2 жыл бұрын

“Here, have some money.”

@trasegorsuch5140

2 жыл бұрын

How could it be better?

Hey, you wanna know my secret identity ?

@miriamdiedrich7524

9 жыл бұрын

Is it Bruce Wayne?

@Satbirsran

9 жыл бұрын

Kind of like your utility belt

@jakeblues875

9 жыл бұрын

satbir sran BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAN!

@cobb541

9 жыл бұрын

matthew standell BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAN

@Satbirsran

9 жыл бұрын

Batman you are awesome Bruce Wayne

"Here have some money" *Holds up tissue box*

@frederikpoulsen7764

8 жыл бұрын

In some businesses that basically is money. Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue.

@rockingatnothing9754

8 жыл бұрын

So funny 😂😂

@CypherKingSonic

8 жыл бұрын

its funny that batman says because im batman

I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice

@pelonis2523

3 жыл бұрын

Almost like thats the point

@yearoldnut4797

3 жыл бұрын

why are you trying to steal Captain Obvious’s title?

@volt3091

3 жыл бұрын

*hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

@castetan2002

3 жыл бұрын

I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice because he's batman

@manhmario1500

3 жыл бұрын

Because he's BATMAN

Y’all need to make a “because I’m Batman t shirt” would definitely buy

@noodlesmaster69420

3 жыл бұрын

Allan Ramirez They have it. I bought one

@jackavery7179

2 жыл бұрын

Yessssssssssss and have all the HISHE batman's on it

Best Morgan freeman impression ever!

@Eevee136

9 жыл бұрын

Thank Gassy Mexican for that.

@jacobstormann4452

9 жыл бұрын

Nobody fucks with Morgan Freeman!

@GuessWho195

9 жыл бұрын

Eevee136 Wait that was Max? Wow I didn't even realise that...

@IMmephiles

9 жыл бұрын

Fredico Finjay Goddamn you're a crybaby.

@SoloOrTroll

9 жыл бұрын

Fredico Finjay You're not being funny.

Oh Hell no, I'm not wearing that. -Blake.

@spacewolfblackmane19

7 жыл бұрын

Leon .C the main reason we may never see a classic Robin

@anilsharma-xn6gb

7 жыл бұрын

This is best man of bats .

@jg-zp9ft

7 жыл бұрын

heck, not hell

@fdsjlaf

3 жыл бұрын

He was gunna wear the nightwing costume

Gordon: "have some money" Also Gordon: *gives toilet paper instead* I mean everyone will take that these days

@z-man1237

4 жыл бұрын

It may as well be the most purchased item in stores

@---nb1ly

4 жыл бұрын

@@z-man1237 um....in korea its the masks

@z-man1237

4 жыл бұрын

편집자라임 True

@NaughtyNotorious

4 жыл бұрын

aah Mr Morgan Nice to see you again....

@G1bs0n306

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure those were tissues....

"Here Have Some Money" HOLDS UP A TISSUE BOX

@sglmrn

3 жыл бұрын

@Edward HARRISON [13M3] Haha yeah

@arthurmorgan1007

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao aged perfectly

@sherlockstrange1693

3 жыл бұрын

Classic

@pats10

3 жыл бұрын

Drugsssssss

lmao... "heck no, I'm not wearing that"

@thambidave

7 жыл бұрын

Vincent Hemsley Cough Cough Family Friendly Channel Cough Cough

@DankBlitzwing

5 жыл бұрын

Should have been the 2003 Robin Outfit, or Nightwing.

@UchihaFabio

4 жыл бұрын

@@DankBlitzwing probably Nightwing

I just realized that all of these Superhero Cafe scenes that we love so much are basically just Daniel Baxter talking to himself. XD

@sv4mp3n98

8 жыл бұрын

It's pretty sad I like it more when it's 2 people doing it togheter

@anthonyandersen1390

7 жыл бұрын

Like Seth macfarlne

@jacksonvader5980

6 жыл бұрын

OrangeKyle91 what app on the App Store did he download to make these videos

@nadiahapsari3359

2 жыл бұрын

@@sv4mp3n98 Then imagine what Dee Bradley Baker have to go through for years

@Guyettejohn

Жыл бұрын

Kinda like Tom Hardy (as Eddie AND Venom)

3:06 instant regret from Clark right there

@lia5911

4 жыл бұрын

Gio Vini yep....

@jeuryrabassa9534

3 жыл бұрын

He shouldn't have that.

2:43 "Master Wayne, are you sitting next to that wanted criminal?"

@TigerWing141

2 жыл бұрын

Selina, “Ex criminal!” Superman, “What up Alfred?” Bruce, “ Not the right time Clark!” Clark, “Now?” Bruce, “Now.” 2:49

Lol, Clark... Clark: Hi Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry!

@cupstv4768

8 жыл бұрын

+Kylie Southwick it was Robin

@braindamagedgirl-zu9xk

8 жыл бұрын

+Cups TV naw ot was sups

@carlocumino824

6 жыл бұрын

Kylie Southwick Clark is fantastic. Why Bruce bring his fake nerd friend at a date? Because he‘s BATMAN

@anuragrebelli4267

5 жыл бұрын

Did Martha cry as well.......??? Batman: hey my mother's dead Clark: my mother's Martha as well. Are u speaking abt her Batman: tell me WHY DID U SAY THAT NAME.......???

@pulsare.m.6719

4 жыл бұрын

I just died right there

"Get busy swimming or get busy dying" oh man Shawshank redemption xDDDD

@CanisMythson

8 жыл бұрын

Hey, I have that mouse! I caught it myself lol

@teaotspp

8 жыл бұрын

+Đức Anh Lê Came here for this

@marcelniculanicula1307

8 жыл бұрын

+teaotspp de

Technically bane knew that one day everyone will wear mask Bane: which year it is The ancient one: your about a few years early

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

3 жыл бұрын

So does that mean Bane predicted 2020?

@vishnumenon9815

3 жыл бұрын

@@MasterAnakinSkyWalker yep he was just few years early

@DavidGonzalez-pk4jr

2 жыл бұрын

The Dark Knight Rises is supposed to take place in 2016

"I was gonna save em for later... Then i thought... Now's good."

Worst. Death. Ever. So true 😂

@darkknightbatman8269

7 жыл бұрын

Raza Awais for you

@carimabdala

6 жыл бұрын

IKR

@davids.3584

5 жыл бұрын

I knew that it would be in this video since is was so bad

@ryuuotaku35

5 жыл бұрын

Raza Awais True story.

@karenstrong6734

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was very a cheesy death, 😂😂

"Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying..." - The voice of God, when he flooded the Earth.

@AlphaAzure-blu

8 жыл бұрын

It took me a moment to process this joke

@connorclemmons8698

8 жыл бұрын

Alpha Azure Was it a good joke though?

@AlphaAzure-blu

8 жыл бұрын

Connor Clemmons fucki'n amazing dude.

@connorclemmons8698

7 жыл бұрын

***** Not really. Land of Cain isn't a Garden of Eden, so those that died kind of deserved it.

@NbDyKiran

7 жыл бұрын

If you actually get it, it's 20 times as funny. It's a shawshank redemption reference :D

"I walked right into that one!" - "Yes you did!" 😂😂😂

Morgan Freeman shines in every HISHE clip! Lol, "get busy swimming.."

I like how everyone knows who Batman is who wears a mask, but no one can identify Superman as Clark Kent in the movies.

@tugulduraltansukh3792

6 жыл бұрын

clark erases people's mind with his glasses thats why no one can remember him

@henryambrose8607

6 жыл бұрын

Tuguldur Altansukh You can't tell who someone is if they wear glasses

@doomsdayclock7024

6 жыл бұрын

Tuguldur Altansukh} qe

@Sevan_UP

6 жыл бұрын

Mikeylangelo dc logic at its finest

@mainman3476

6 жыл бұрын

Who would suspect a nerdy reporter with no self confidence to be a god?

"HI ALFRED! SORRY BRUCE MADE YOU CRY!" XD God bless you Superman, you made my day.

@morrishakeemschluter2821

8 жыл бұрын

Move the microphone closer to my face??

@AWMsCorner

7 жыл бұрын

Turtledude83 right ! 🤣

@bread8159

7 жыл бұрын

Morris Schlüter Schlueter lol

@vivekadepu3582

6 жыл бұрын

he is already a god dude

@PanzerMold

5 жыл бұрын

So genuine. Lol

I love watching the evolution of the “relationship” between coffee shop batman and superman. Also. Toilet paper is money now.

Sees the robin suit -OH HECK NO IM NOT WARING THAT!

I actually love Bane's voice.

@maskeddedede5962

8 жыл бұрын

+Firat Abuleyla Me too buddy. I think we're a rare breed.

@2fast4coolness66

8 жыл бұрын

Yea we are

@water_color

8 жыл бұрын

I like his spanish voice better

@water_color

8 жыл бұрын

But this banes voice is LEGEND

@sallyW.

8 жыл бұрын

+Firat Abuleyla I fell in love with that voice

How are you still breathing right now?! Never mind...I already..I already know what you're gonna sa- *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN*

@Bobby-ke4jl

8 жыл бұрын

I walked right into that one

@chrishall2594

8 жыл бұрын

+Bobby yes you did

@Robin007George

8 жыл бұрын

+Autumnwinds BECAUSE I'M BATMANBECAUSE I'M BATMAN

@thesushi1947

8 жыл бұрын

I walked right into that one *Yes you did*

@shadowrevenant8665

5 жыл бұрын

HEY THAT'S MY LINE, But i approved it

"Heck, no I'm not wearing THAT!" XD

“Well, get busy swimming or get busy dyin’.” - Lucius Fox

I lost it with the Robin costume part :'D

@nickclark1815

9 жыл бұрын

"Oh heck no I'm not wearin' that!"

@nameredacted3093

2 жыл бұрын

Me 2

@erichanastacio9695

Жыл бұрын

Yeah!!! Who wear those??? LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@erichanastacio9695

Жыл бұрын

Yeah!!! Who wear those??? LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Oh heck no I'm not wearing that!!!" - Blake Johnson 2012

@alexd6142

6 жыл бұрын

The Sensational Spider-Dude Doesn't want to be like Burt Ward

0:45 Weren't there armed followers of bane watching in this scene that would probably have shot batman if he tried using his darts?

I still can't get over how the knife pierced the armor if a bullet can't

@haiderzaidi5551

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the knife went through the mesh while the bullet clanged against the armour plates? Only logical explanation I could think of

@eric_moore-6126

2 жыл бұрын

Different armor quality at different parts of his body, maybe.

@dalek3257

2 жыл бұрын

@@eric_moore-6126 For Anyone Else, Sure... But For Batman, He's A Billionaire Who Strives For Perfection And You Know That He's Willing To Spend Whatever It Takes To Make Himself Invincible. We've Seen Bruce's Collage Of Strengthening His Armor And That Practically Showed Us That The Guy's Armor Is Impenetrable And Him Being The Smert Boi He Is, He Would Have Probably Thought Ahead Of A Knife Attack So It All Comes Down To My Hypothesis That Nolan Wrote Himself Into A Corner And He Knew That He Had To Weasel His Way Out Of It So He Went Along With It And Hoped Everybody Would Ignore It For The Sake Of Plot And Drama..... And Thems The Facts 👽

@govindmenon1859

2 жыл бұрын

in the second movie, bruce asks for armor that he could be more mobile in, such as being able to turn his head, etc. Fox says to him "separation of the plates will make you susceptible to knives but ok". All you had to do was pay attention hon

@dalek3257

2 жыл бұрын

@@govindmenon1859 i don't personally remember that bit but if it did happen, then I thank you for sharing it here. Gotta Love when people mistake your continuity for blunt writing 💀

I can't get over Clark kent saying, "hi, alfred sorry bruce made you cry" 😂😂😂

That was the best "Because I'm Batman" ever.

@JacobMRobinson

10 жыл бұрын

i know right

This has got to be hands down my favorite use of KZread ever. 💕

Blake: Oh heck no i'm not wearin' that! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:23 "Good call rookie! Here, have some money (Hands him tissues)" LOL!

@reecepatterson4645

10 жыл бұрын

LOLZ loved that line as well

Love the shawshank reference

@reeclipse2335

7 жыл бұрын

Тhе Dаrk Кnight Risеs mооооviе hееееrе => twitter.com/f825802c1efcaaca8/status/795841858291126273 Hоw Тhе Dаааrk Кnight Risеееs Shоuld Hаvе Еnded

@pickhead7659

7 жыл бұрын

Clone Wars 1.0 Did you get hacked?

@MrElionor

7 жыл бұрын

+Clone Wars 1.0 FUCK YOU

@Chief_Bill

5 жыл бұрын

Yeepa

@baptistic

4 жыл бұрын

What's that reference?

2:31 Super Café timestamp (This is just for me)

this was my first HISHE video and been watching ever since. 😊

greatest one liner eva, Because I'm Batman

@thewolvesofunity7758

8 жыл бұрын

Because I'm batman

@stanhenderson6255

8 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏

@thefandomfish3071

8 жыл бұрын

👏🏻

@king_kidd737

8 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍👌㊙㊗㊙㊗㊙㊗㊙

@dayqwanhenderson5318

8 жыл бұрын

breh??!!!!

"Oh poop guess we're screwed" what should have happened was he came back to life and was a like "NO YOUR NOT........BECAUSE IM MATMAN"

@FNCREEKER

5 жыл бұрын

Matman?

@syednoorerasul

3 жыл бұрын

@@FNCREEKER yeah he sells mats, gotta do something to make extra pocket money

This is one of my all-time favorite HISHE's. So many quotable lines. "Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying". Or bane at the end "What? Move the microphone closer to my face? Heh heh heh."

Its 2019 and everyone is still ignoring where the chief of police offered a box of tissues as money @1:29??

@mikex645

3 жыл бұрын

Don't come to 2020

"Good call son, here have some money". LoL

BECAUSE I'M

@racoobi

8 жыл бұрын

Batman Nonononoononono

@YOU_SHALL_NOW_PASS

8 жыл бұрын

Batman Dammit! I wanted to comment that....

@skylordmanga5319

8 жыл бұрын

Batman you are wrong I am Batman

@leawilliams7297

8 жыл бұрын

Hello Batman!

@michellecolbjornsen8573

8 жыл бұрын

These videos are the greatest things ever lol awesome keep it coming

"i walked right into that", "yes you did"😂

"Walked right into that one" -Superman 2k16

Superman: Hey Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry! THIS HAD ME

@jonnybritain

8 жыл бұрын

+Leo Kliesen that's my favorite part

@ayushrajmehrotra1318

6 жыл бұрын

What does that mean? I couldn't get it.

2:48 Super Cafe

Awesome piece of content. Keep up the great work! :)

Anyone else remember how in Batman Begins Lucius Fox said that the suit could stop a knife?

@Sired2Klaus

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah but in The Dark Knight he trades that suit for a more flexible suit which is more vulnerable to knives as stated by Fox

@MrVulcanator

10 жыл бұрын

Warning_Known_Fangirl Didn't see that one. That would explain how he can turn his head and move his arms a little better.

@marelicainavokado

10 жыл бұрын

I don't understand how Ra's beat the crap out of him if he was wearing the batsuit and helmet.

@CrazyChunkles

10 жыл бұрын

But in The Dark Knight he effectively gets a new suit, which is more flexible due to the separation of the plates of armour, which could make it more susceptible to knives

@TruGamingReloaded

9 жыл бұрын

***** Couldn't they weld the armor on the suit kinda like how the weld the armor on the Abrams Tank?

woow you made God's aka morgan freeman voice just as him! hahaha

2:38 Clark - Hi Alfred, sorry Bruce made you cry....

Man I love your work

Why can't superman and batman be like this together in the comics and movies? They could be buddies! That would totally make an awesome movie instead of what I think the man of steel 2 will be like. They could argue, have some fights, but yet still be buddies like this. I think it would be cool instead of them trying to kill each other. (We all know bman will win cause of popularity.)

@yohudgens446

9 жыл бұрын

love the makers of 'What If' ! YEAH BATMAN JUST GOT FANBASE. But yeah he's the fuc king BATMAN

@harleenquinzel9369

9 жыл бұрын

Batman 😊 but that man of steel 2 movie, Idk if they're going to keep it like the comics.

@sexyt-rexy9205

9 жыл бұрын

Harleen Quinzel it is because superman can defeat everyone by himself in five seconds while batman watches

@Xorgmaster

9 жыл бұрын

yes...they are best friends in the comics. There was even a long-running series called Batman Superman.

@CountryMetal01

9 жыл бұрын

Trex master unless that green rock shows up

I didn't get it the first time I saw this but "get busy swimming or get busy dying " is hilarious

@AadharTyagi

8 жыл бұрын

+D Dellz yeah, Shawshank redemption reference

@vansh2702

6 жыл бұрын

U Tube 2 Dr

@vansh2702

6 жыл бұрын

Aadhar Tyagi r

@vansh2702

6 жыл бұрын

6

2:22 Best Ending Ever.

Excellent video

all praise the mighty Max Gonzalez for doing the Morgan Freeman voice so well.

@JDGWI

10 жыл бұрын

and daniel gidlow, he's better than max

@littlecat2465

10 жыл бұрын

***** Because he's BATMAN!

anyone noticed the girl at 2:32 ? that's the same girl who appeared in the Inception Hishe when everyone was dreaming. Nice touch hehe

@erfanmanouchehri7999

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

1:36 oops, I seem to have activated the emergency flood chambers, I suppose this will put a hiccup in whatever plans you had with stealing the reactor wouldn’t it? I do apologize....well, get busy swimming or get busy dying😂 Still one of the absolute best HISHE moments

@TigerWing141

Ай бұрын

Bane, “Foiled by a old man!”

What's that?! Move the microphone closer to my face? Is that what you said? Ahahaha! Good night, everybody!

2:06 Nah I think Nightwing getting hit by a godamn rock, is the worst death ever.

@clyax113

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the writers really stretched for that one.

@clyax113

7 жыл бұрын

***** Is there an actual man with a rock, or are you joking?

@clyax113

7 жыл бұрын

***** Does that mean man with a piece of paper lived, or did all three of them die?

@clyax113

7 жыл бұрын

***** So.... they're waiting to bring them back?

@clyax113

7 жыл бұрын

***** Oh ok, thanks.

that last one got me like . . . "Oh Heck NO I'm not wearing that." XD

These are just too awesome. Never gets old.

0:52 I love how they drew his mouth like how his mouth always is in the movie

"I guess I'm bleeding out. But it's ok, because... because I'm Batman!" Greatest line ever.

You got nice voice actors there. Salute!

Whoever did the voice of Bane sounded remarkably like Tom Hardy. 👌🏾

"Oh, heck no i'm not wearing that!" Killed me

1:55 that "Ehh" LOL

@TigerWing141

9 ай бұрын

Me 2:04

How are you still breathing right now? Oh Oh forget it Because I'm Batman Huh I walked right into that one yes you did.

worst...death...ever: best line ever

"Good call, rookie, here: have some money." LOLOLOL

"Walked right into that one" "Yes you did" ROTFL!

Everyone always asks which is better, Superman or Batman. True, Superman is awesome and can fly, but the reason Batman is the best is-- --BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!!!!

I have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to watch the movie.

"I Walked Right into it" "Yes, You Did!"

0:21 Best HISHE opening sequence EVER! :-)

is it just me or gordon looked like ned flanders from simpsons

@dgxkeyboards4535

7 жыл бұрын

yeah I think so too.

@wilfredodubon7549

7 жыл бұрын

Subodh Dhungana yes

@asherketchup7013

6 жыл бұрын

But totally different voices

@jdmartenez7242

4 жыл бұрын

Right!!!!

@jdmartenez7242

4 жыл бұрын

I said that like years ago!!!!!!_

The answer to 0:58 seems to me the bat suit is stab proof.

2:09 superman should be asking batman if he bleeds

Can't wait for HISHE versions of Batman Begins or the other Batman films.

@LordSaiya

10 жыл бұрын

The next Batman will be Ben Affleck. He'll be in the upcoming Batman vs Superman (or Superman vs Batman, however they decide to name it).

@Zeruel3

10 жыл бұрын

Joshua Alonzo It'll be OK, he's Batman

@lovenaturejen2284

10 жыл бұрын

Uh dude it already came out a while ago Batman begins "well getting busy watching or ge busy dying"

@NeoConnor1

10 жыл бұрын

The Batman Begins one is now on the HISHE channel.

@lovenaturejen2284

10 жыл бұрын

sweet

Is it bad that I just watch this for the Café scene

@bobbyo_hippster4937

10 жыл бұрын

no, you gotta love the cafe scene.

AweSome job!

Man that thumbnail looks so epic!

I love the details! The darts had "knight knight" written on them. So cute!

I don't care how many years it has been, "I'm Batman!" will NEVER be a boring joke to me XD

I really like the intro when the bat symbol breaks and the Hishe words come out and the illusion 😃😃😃😃😃

You never fail to entertain

"Get busy swimming or get busy dying" haha that was awesome. Even more awesome when said by Morgan Freeman

Am I the only one that laughed really hard because the sleeping agents in the dart was labeled 'Knight Knight'?

Everyone puts these together. Bravo. I will never see the movies as movies. Lol. Great work to all.

Your videos always make me laugh thank you here have some money