Let's all be real here. Batman is the real star of this channel

@knarfxplayz2510

2 жыл бұрын

As he should

@PROGAMING-vt1kf

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo Thanks for the heads up, I didn't.

@PROGAMING-vt1kf

2 жыл бұрын

Yea, he's legendary. BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!

@reverseflash8701

2 жыл бұрын

Because he is batman

@raven3067

2 жыл бұрын

This is Batman's channel.

The Gollum Voice for Alfred might be one of the funniest things HISHE has ever done. Totally unexpected haha

@wiggins1008

2 жыл бұрын

Well the new Alfred in that movie was voiced by Andy Serkis

@nahtandorvol4200

2 жыл бұрын

@@wiggins1008 Thats right

@leiarobinson3549

2 жыл бұрын

I know that had me on the floor I was laughing so hard. XD lol

@aekgkanis21

2 жыл бұрын

Had me rolling. Too good

@peter9477

2 жыл бұрын

@@wiggins1008 I mean, if he hadn't been played by Serkis and they did the Gollum voice, there wouldn't have been a joke there, really... just strangeness.

I’m surprised they didn’t make a Pattinson vampire joke in this video

@rocorando6175

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@kumajin3621

2 жыл бұрын

Low hanging Fruit

@Nameless82284

2 жыл бұрын

They made one in the Twilight comedy dub.

@PrincessToyNerd

Жыл бұрын

Wasted opportunity right there…

@forickgrimaldus8301

Жыл бұрын

Did you know the batsuit can sparkle in the sun, why because I am Batman

Having Alfred do Smeagol's voice is fitting, like how Smeagol was tricked by a "riddle" back in the Hobbit.

@NeilYoungHorne

Жыл бұрын

And, ya know, the same actor and all that

@Jenneth

Жыл бұрын

@@NeilYoungHorne I almost couldn't take him seriously as Alfred because all I was thinking was, "That's the actor who plays Gollum..." So HISHE capitalizing on that makes me feel validated. 😂

@Splitgamer74

Жыл бұрын

​@@Jenneth You should watch him in Andor he did such a good job!

@VanAnon51

10 ай бұрын

That was hilarious!! 🤣

@edgarst837

5 ай бұрын

They do that with every part that Andy Serkis plays, it's hilarious!

Years later and I’m glad Batman still does his iconic “BECAUSE I’M BATMAN!!” Line it never gets old HISHE!!!

@indeed147

2 жыл бұрын

Because I’m the Batman now

@chafadog

2 жыл бұрын

because he's batman

@Aveezy0101

2 жыл бұрын

How are you everywhere-

@LoganWH8

2 жыл бұрын

It does when they do it over and over instead of writing an actual joke.

@OhOh996

2 жыл бұрын

Never forget the line, *”Hey what’s up, you wanna know my secret identity?”* 😎

Alfred's voice being Gollum was such a genius idea and embodies everything i LOVE about this channel

@lmaoded1550

2 жыл бұрын

Yes xd

@orikithal4415

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr !! XD It had me cracked XD

@masterrafferty4065

2 жыл бұрын

"Alfred did it once, he can do it again!"

@conqc20

2 жыл бұрын

It was sound like Gollum and JaJa. lol.

@koyobelgiquela123

2 жыл бұрын

@@conqc20 I didn't get the reason they use the gollum voice. Alfred actor was the same as gollum in the movies ?

I like that pretty much everyone is in agreement that we don't want the next villain to be the Joker because people are tired of it by now 😂

@mingsjeffrey1728

Жыл бұрын

Shut up! You're not even supposed to be here. 🤣

@jamesdan6895

Жыл бұрын

Which is kinda ironic because the last Batman vs Joker Movie was in 2008 and the previous one before that was 1989.

@bgvo4373

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesdan6895 Mask of the Phantasm? Return of the Joker? Under the Red Hood? Joker?

@christianvirtudazo3106

Жыл бұрын

Live action or animated?

@bobbyjones3011

Жыл бұрын

@@bgvo4373 Under the Red Hood wasn't really batman vs Joker but the others yeah

2:47 I love how his caller id for Alfred is “not dad”

Finally someone did the " I've been trying to reach you about your car's extened warranty" thank you HISHE. You've been making me laugh since I was in middle school and truly, I hope everyone involved with the show is doing well

@fidohofficial2070

2 жыл бұрын

as someone who’s been watching around the same time you were, well said bud

@tacomctacov2622

2 жыл бұрын

Nice👍

@Sean_Connery

2 жыл бұрын

This joke’s done all the time tho

@imagina20748

2 жыл бұрын

Yes I get called at least twice a day about extending my warranty or getting quote for lower car insurance.

@SuperFlawless2010

2 жыл бұрын

I actually saw this joke in some other batman parody. Just wish i remembered which channel.

“I guess I’ll fight Joker again” “No please not again, it’s been done to death” “Yes I will, you HUSH” A1 wordplay. Awesome HISHE

@osbaldocruz4735

2 жыл бұрын

Ohhh, the moment I saw "HUSH", ohhhh, I like where this is going

@MegaKnight2012

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's what I thought

@antonycuff4512

2 жыл бұрын

@@osbaldocruz4735 The riddler was hush !

@kamsitheprince

2 жыл бұрын

@@antonycuff4512 yeah like the batman hush animated movie

@upaiaaua

2 жыл бұрын

“You shouldn’t even be here “

What really should’ve happened is they should’ve found Riddler’s “secret hideout” immediately after the first murder because he sent them pictures that he took *through the window of said hideout.* All they had to do was go to the Iceberg Lounge, look up at the surrounding buildings, and go, ”okay, so which one of these windows was he in when he took this photo? Hmm… must’ve been that one there. We’ll get a warrant to search that place.”

@avpaavcomics1299

Жыл бұрын

The Canadian lad pointed out that in a few scenes outside the iceberg lounge we could see the Riddler looking from his window.

"Hello master Waynses!" Had me laughing so hard! 😂

I love how after all these years we just got used to the unique batman personality that the HISHE universe has developed. Makes it extra fun to watch!

@nikolaspapanagnou2723

2 жыл бұрын

3:27 that's my purse! I don't know you!

@ShadowDemon_4

2 жыл бұрын

"What are you gargling marbles or something?" "Agugabulabahe!"

@skelepunner745sans5

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, wanna know my ...secret identity?

@skxlter5747

2 жыл бұрын

The voice is annoying to hear

@benjaminhence

2 жыл бұрын

@@skxlter5747 No it’s not. It’s one of the best ones

The fact that Superman was calling Batman to join him at the diner, thinking that the movie had ended as 2 hours had passed by the time they arrested the Riddler -not realizing this is a 3 hour gig- and thus jeopardizing his identity in the process, is just pure genius!

@gamermanPS3

2 жыл бұрын

I had the same when I watched the movie.. I thought it was gonna be 2 hours but damn was I mistaken

@monmothma3358

2 жыл бұрын

Bruce? BRUUUUCE!

@mwngt12

2 жыл бұрын

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!

@elsilossos626

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly this is exactly where the movie should’ve ended. Nothing after that scene fit into this movie.

@fernandosantoianni2668

2 жыл бұрын

Not everybody checks the runtime before going into the cinema. It's just a number that doesn't say anything. The films ends when the story ends, if you have to keep checking the hour until it's over then it's not a good film.

That Smeagol voice is easily one of HISHE's best jokes ever.

Love Clark is always there to make sure Bruce doesn't get to weird.

@Salem-1610

11 ай бұрын

It kinda makes me wonder if Krypton exists (or existed at some point) in The Batman universe.

@wibleston

7 ай бұрын

​@@Salem-1610I heard - don't know how true it's gonna be - that they're eventually gonna be making a movie with him and the Flash from the series.

"Question Man tries to hurt Master!" - That is a genuine stroke of genius, guys.

@PLUX4

2 жыл бұрын

That was a tremendous line lol. Also, that Gollum impersonation was really well done 😂😂.

@alderaan20

2 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe during that part!

@starkillersneed

Жыл бұрын

You know damn well Alfred was terrified because he has a bad history with riddles

@zacharyspinks6207

Жыл бұрын

Man that Gollum impersonation is Surperb!😂😄🤣🤣

@kexus4415

Жыл бұрын

masterclass😂😂😂😂

I don’t know what’s better: Bruce being scarred after that bomb for a while as a running gag or Alfred as Sméagol/Gollum

@wojtekreliga3881

2 жыл бұрын

In My opinion the first one is much better. It reminds me Harry Osborn quote "I took grenate in my face!"

@Japaneseanimeguy

2 жыл бұрын

How about when he does some actual Detective work and saves everybody an extra hour. I saw the film and it was definitely too long. Get the carpet info as soon as they catch Riddler, check under the carpet, realise there's a whole third hour about to happen, stop it and save the city without hundreds if not thousands of people drowning and massive property damage (since Gotham is meant to be on par with the likes of New York he definitely did not save everybody at the end when leading them to safety).

The face scarring was funny, but just for argument's sake: He is shown clearly covering those parts of his face with his arms as the bomb explodes. We've already seen this batsuit is a lot more indestructible than previous iterations of the character, so in universe, I have no issue believing he came out of that explosion ok.

@reginaldbrown1073

Жыл бұрын

Thats not how fire works nor the shockwave created by a bomb 3 feet away. Because he's Batman

Smeagol must have had so much fun being in a movie where he gets to solve one riddle after another

That Gollum Alfred part was too funny to see a regular human casually doing that voice and the Batman not even noticing a difference :D

@Cabamacadaf

2 жыл бұрын

Why would he notice a difference? That's just Alfred's voice.

@robertcortez4956

2 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about the actual voice? It sounds almost exactly like Gollum.

@klober7366

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertcortez4956 well the actor who played alfred in the batman movie is actually the va of gollum

@resikin

2 жыл бұрын

The way he worded his sentences had me dying 😂😂😂

@atharvavadeyar5157

2 жыл бұрын

@@theonlyethanhiroshiki a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

We officially have new Batman gags. - Batman naming himself Vengeance - Having his face blown up - Not being able to glide properly - Not hesitating to run people over with the Batmobile - "You're not even supposed to be here!" - Gollum Alfred

@hassanawdi3793

2 жыл бұрын

Batman had named himself vengeance in an old anime series

@alexanderbrambila8274

2 жыл бұрын

And "you're not even supposed to be here"

@Christian-zt9uq

2 жыл бұрын

And alfred with gollum voice

@midniteoilfilms

2 жыл бұрын

Major Harry vibes with the bomb bit...

@midniteoilfilms

2 жыл бұрын

Also, recalls to Toy Story and The Dark Knight HISHE.

Every Superman appearance was on point. Both during the movie and after in the cafe. Loved it. Especially him calling batman out on his voyeurism and saying he's the symbol of hope xD

“You’re not even suppose to be here” 😂😂😂😂

Superman: breathes Batman: *"YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE."*

@spartanq7781

2 жыл бұрын

Superman: "you know I'm right."

For those who don't know the reason why Alfred sounded like Gollum, is because Andy Serkis(Alfred) played Gollum from LOTR

@nikolaspapanagnou2723

2 жыл бұрын

I'm disappointed we didn't have a villain pub scene with Riddler. It would be also dope if we had Barry keoghan Joker in the video.

@themadtitan7603

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikolaspapanagnou2723 Yeah, they should've done one of those alternate endings with Riddler in the villain pub after his followers killed the Mayor or something.

@jinpowuqk9125

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks I was lost

@miriamrosemary9110

2 жыл бұрын

I assumed it must be something like that, but thanks for clarifying!

@darthcaedus9130

2 жыл бұрын

You should have left it as Alfred was played by Andy Serkis. Everyone should know the actor by now

That ending with catwoman. PURE GOLD😄

Thank you for pointing out Alfred not recognizing the Batman letters; that by all accounts should have been the hiccup in Riddler's plan. That he doesn't put together that Bruce Wayne is Batman so there wouldn't be a reason for anyone in the household to suspect that letter. But not only is Bruce Wayne aware that the threat is coming, ALFRED PROBABLY SPENT MORE TIME ON THE CYPHER THAN BATMAN DID! If there is anybody who should have recognized the handwriting, ITS ALFRED!

The Alfred/Gollum scene was perfect. Not only does it make sense on a meta level (Andy Serkis) but every line used fit so well as something either character would say

@Wikidjack

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t remember the guys name from the movie though

@baxtermortimer1550

2 жыл бұрын

i literally could not stop laughing during that sequence

@darrenkilhams8056

2 жыл бұрын

Yep so good just laughed my head off

@d.hudmon5350

2 жыл бұрын

I just realized that was Andy Serkis because of your comment...talk about range!

@Thespeedrap

2 жыл бұрын

Just shows how Andy Serkis is a good actor.

Superman: What are you doing? Batman: Using my Detective Vision. Superman: How does this help you find The Riddler? Batman: Loads... You shouldn't even be here...

@VSSEDragon3

2 жыл бұрын

Batman, Superman and Catwoman

@techgoggles

2 жыл бұрын

@@VSSEDragon3 batman: Do you bleed?

@Rex-yp1qb

2 жыл бұрын

Why superman even asking his got super vision dude could have just joined in stocking with batman

@CyrussNP

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rex-yp1qb lol that’s what he was tryna do but Bruce ran off 😂

@WSendam

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda wish Jim Carrey and Paul Dano riddler would interact in villain pub

One of the funniest they've done lately. The part where Superman catches him on the roof was priceless!

I like how their still using Christian Bale's voice for this

@windowsVD

Жыл бұрын

Pattinson himself said that he would sometimes involuntarily slip into Christian Bale’s Batman voice while filming because it’s so iconic. Love or hate the voice, he’s right.

@Abhi-wh3ik

Жыл бұрын

​@@windowsVD My favorite is Pattinson, but I love Bale's voice as well. It's iconic for sure. Not a fan of using a voice modulator as it hides emotions.

@windowsVD

Жыл бұрын

@@Abhi-wh3ik Bale is my favorite, although he benefits a lot from having a better written character in my opinion. I don’t love the voice modulator either but mostly because it feels like cheating. It pretty much makes it so that Affleck didn’t have to put as much care into crafting his voice and performance as Batman when it’s the sound editors who are playing a huge role in creating the voice. It felt an over-correction from Snyder in response to some of the backlash against Bale’s voice.

@Abhi-wh3ik

Жыл бұрын

@@windowsVD I like both Pattinson and Bale. Although, I think Pattinson was a better written Batman, and Bale was a better Bruce, and a more developed character. I personally don't like anything about Affleck's Batman, except maybe the suit. I don't think any care, or attention was put into the source material. Snyder was more focused to make him more 'edgy', and as differentiable from Bale as possible. They could've handed him a black jacket & guns, and he would've just as well be passed on as Punisher. His characterization couldn't have been more off.

@windowsVD

Жыл бұрын

@@Abhi-wh3ik I can see that to an extent. I think Pattinson's version does a better job of conveying the idea that the Batman persona is who Bruce Wayne really is. In the Nolan films, it's stated but it felt like they never fully committed to conveying that, so the real Bruce Wayne with Bale's portrayal always felt like somewhere in between his Batman persona and his public Bruce Wayne persona. However, I found Pattinson's Batman very underwritten in terms of his moral code and ideology. We're told towards the end that he doesn't kill, but it's never elaborated why nor why he doesn't use guns. If anything, given how brutal and unhinged this Batman is in his early years, it would have made a lot more sense for him not to have a no-killing rule and the movie could have been about him learning for himself why he can't take a life without ever crossing that line, similar to Daredevil in his first season. I like Batfleck's fight scenes and I thought Ben actually did a good job at least in Batman v. Superman. Even though I hated the way his character was written, I bought Ben Affleck in the role as an older more cynical and unhinged Batman who kills people. That being said, I didn't think his performance was any good in either versions of Justice League. He's quite boring as a more traditional and moral Batman, although he didn't have much to work with.

Honestly, Alfred recognising the handwriting makes so much sense it's infuriating lol

@jacobwansleeben3364

2 жыл бұрын

Even if he noticed the handwriting in the movie it still would've exploded anyway, wouldn't it?

@Jose-se9pu

2 жыл бұрын

"ok, sir, I will need you to get way off my back"

@genjicrow

2 жыл бұрын

Actually in the movie he throw it away as soon he notice something isn't right but the bomb still exploded anyway

@jase276

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jose-se9pu "Recognizing handwriting on mysterious postmail is TIGHT!"

@flyingdutchman2442

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jose-se9pu “ok let me get off of that freakin dorsal region”

"Are you hideous scarred" "YOU HAVE NO IDEA" This line just cracks me up 😂

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

The expression on his face when he says it 😂

@adamalif4321

2 жыл бұрын

@@skylined5534 😂

4:29 This is really how it should have ended

5:54 subs: "(bat disgust")

The Riddler: "I'm Vengeance." The Batman: "Why did you say that name?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

@nikolaspapanagnou2723

Жыл бұрын

That was actually one of Riddler followers.

@ashbutler4692

Жыл бұрын

Love it!

@MayorDoWell

Жыл бұрын

Lol

I bet the animators had fun with that Batman fall from “flying” 😆

@quaimaboylan5175

2 жыл бұрын

What did u think about catwoman kicking Falcone in the nuts 3:28

@nikolaspapanagnou2723

2 жыл бұрын

@@quaimaboylan5175 king of the hill reference. That's my purse!

The end statement "you HUSH your face" to superman.... Already says about next villain.... Brilliantly done by HISHE.. ❤

Alfred speaking in Golem's voice is priceless

I’m actually surprised they didn’t have Batman ask catwoman “you wanna know my secret identity?” Especially at the scene where they spilt off at the end of the movie.

@lostinmyworld

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why she turned left. We did not hear if there were any last words

@jedcunanan4276

2 жыл бұрын

@@lostinmyworld Also where was the Ave Maria and Riddler awesomeness here then like their take on it

@Astraeus..

2 жыл бұрын

Yea but they can't really give those 2 a serious relationship, since DC already confirmed Bats doesn't go downtown, if you know what I mean. And Catwoman is definitely the kind of lady you go downtown for (although given what she wears, probably best to wait till she takes a shower first, nobody likes sour kitty).

@sander6959

2 жыл бұрын

@@Astraeus.. wtf man

@MelkofficialYT

2 жыл бұрын

Split

HISHE: A more-consistent DC Cinematic Universe than Warner Bros.

@hellfireking8353

2 жыл бұрын

true

@tomedmonds8347

2 жыл бұрын

That is sadly true.

@ZeroB4NG

2 жыл бұрын

true dat!

@miriamrosemary9110

2 жыл бұрын

Totally lol

Lmao the best part was Superman floating down to ask Bruce what he's doing when Bruce was peeping on Selina 😆 the reactions were great Lol loved that the burn scars stayed on for 3 more scenes for consistency sake 😆 those scenes were great

Batman has this insane ability to be unbelievably hilarious!😆 I'd love to see a live action adaptation of this version some day as it was done in the 60s. Incredible work, my friend.

That package scene made a lot of sense. Especially with Alfred's knowledge on cryptology, he should've known right away it's from the Riddler.

@alphamoose4385

2 жыл бұрын

The cops should have caught on to Bruce right there he's the only riddler victim he didn't come to investigate.

@SirBlackReeds

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphamoose4385 Not to mention Bruce Wayne is suspiciously absent.

@mariebourgot4949

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphamoose4385 Yeah. Personnally what bugged me while watching was the fact that after Bats escaped the GCPD by the roof, the police put a warrant on him. But he and Gordon meet at their usual place anyway, with the bat signal that anybody can see on the sky (and thus find it's source), like nothing happened?!

@monmothma3358

2 жыл бұрын

@@mariebourgot4949 Ikr. He also keeps working with the police, for example raiding the Riddler's apartment, like nothing had happened...

@giealcmso4770

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he knows but thinks it was just a clue to what will the riddler do next

Batman: “I just took a bomb to the face!!!” Harry Osbourne: “First time?”

@sirslasher3877

2 жыл бұрын

Lol omf I never even though about that. when I watched the new Batman movie I’m thinking yeah… he should have atleast blood on his face or bruising. it was poorly done they didn’t try to make the movie good not really. and then in the original Spider-Man movies Spider-Man 3 Harry gets a pumpkin bomb to the face and it leaves him with a really brutal scaring. 🤷🏻

@Jasonwithadot

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirslasher3877 I mean to be fair he had most of his face covered

@tylerhitchcock6763

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment, especially since the meme format is with James Franco

@Nameless82284

2 жыл бұрын

I understand that his suit is tough enough to take it but there's no way his eyes and mouth would be safe.

@Jasonwithadot

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nameless82284 I rewatched the movie and he cover his face with his arms

0:55 Caught in 4k by Superman is crazy 🤣🤣🤣

I'm pretty sure Batman is known as "the Batman" to the public (on the news) but he calls himself "Vengeance" to the criminal underworld, as a symbollic way of saying he was created by the felons who murder innocents.

I love the inside joke about Batman apparently not “eating cats”. 😂

@sherri42

2 жыл бұрын

IYKYK 😂

@Modernww2fare

2 жыл бұрын

took me a minute

@UNV-dk7xk

2 жыл бұрын

Is it from an old hishe or something

@just_mark5151

2 жыл бұрын

Its DC prohibiting some writers to write Batman eating 🐈

@davincent98

2 жыл бұрын

@@just_mark5151 Specifically regarding the Harley Quinn cartoon

Alfred's voice as Gollum was a brilliant concept that encapsulates everything I love about this channel.

@janst.3791

2 жыл бұрын

They did the same with snoke

@MovieMicah

2 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@MrNicePotato

2 жыл бұрын

@@MovieMicah who cares about a comment tho

@ZimCrusher

2 жыл бұрын

The casting was bit strange, though. Anything Andy Serkis is in, just feels like Andy Serkis. Never thought of alfred as a combat vet, who trained bruce to fight, and protect him.

@SidneyBroadshead

2 жыл бұрын

02:46 I thought Alfred just returned the parcel to The Riddler.

This has to the best batman HISHE ever the part with Andy sirkis voice change had me in tears 😭😭. Well done to you guys 👏🏼

I like how Supes was legitimately mad that Bats wasn't done and couldn't sit with him.

I love how Batman still changes out of his cool, modern armored looks back into his simplified suit for the diner scenes. That's his "casual suit".

@revan0890

2 жыл бұрын

They're his pajamas.

@hardyharharv

2 жыл бұрын

personal headcanon: with the armored look being year two, batman is reminiscing on early career lol

I swear these guys just keep knowing how to keep their running jokes funny, especially their Batman jokes 😂

@BaronMartin

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo Who cares...

@Mithrandir1983

2 жыл бұрын

You wanna know why?

@francisfatta

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mithrandir1983 I don’t know, why 😏

@vigneshvicky7600

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mithrandir1983 because you're batman

@Mithrandir1983

2 жыл бұрын

@@francisfatta Because they are vengeance! .................................... and BATMAN!

The Alfred part had me howling

2:18 that’s the same part from the dark knight hishe

The animation of him falling in style and then crashing is perfectly funny, I love it.

@cainster

2 жыл бұрын

Now put Peter Griffin falling down the stairs audio over it.

@ericastones1052

2 жыл бұрын

@@cainster yes do it

@lukeskarda1780

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it looked more like burrito bison.

@Johanimate

Жыл бұрын

@@lukeskarda1780 same

@darrenfalconer3267

Жыл бұрын

Like the old flash games - shooting a cat out of a canon. I recognised the twisted body poses immediately haha

Glad this came out. It is definitely not talked about enough how Batman took a point blank explosion. And should’ve broken every bone in his body.

@junaid1575

2 жыл бұрын

he covered his face with his gloves. the suit survived. the gloves survived. the gloves are explosion-proof. it's not too unbelievable i mean the suit is also bullet-proof. as for his eyes... idk

@CjExpendable27

2 жыл бұрын

@@junaid1575 Ok you clearly don’t know a thing about explosives. Even if the suite is bullet proof, the shock wave would have done major damage to his organs. Just because you wear bullet proof material and it stops the bullet, doesn’t mean the bullet will not cause damage.

@bennydesu5807

2 жыл бұрын

@@CjExpendable27 Bro what you talking about, he survives because he's Batman 🤦‍♂️

@DoomRulz

2 жыл бұрын

Or that he glided face first at full speed into a bridge, lol

@gremmythoumeaux5074

2 жыл бұрын

but if it's any Marvel it gets a pass right? lmfao.

I love how the burn mark joke was a running gag in this

This could've been an hour of nothing but "I'm Batman" jokes and I still would've watched the entire thing and enjoyed it. 😆😄👌👍 Thanks HISHE for all the years of content, I love the work you guys do! Cheers!

That was honestly the best hishe we’ve had in a while. Every joke was hilarious, and wow is the animation amazing! The quality is insane, keep up the good work

@justablink8086

2 жыл бұрын

I agree! Even the snyder cut was super hilarious and Im loving the wit thats come back to HISHE. I kinda wish there was more cafe scenes because I can watch them talk for hours, but Im loving how good the jokes are and how they make fun of the plot. Felt like the old HISHE that I love

@Bryyanfrm617

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Sarutaru06

2 жыл бұрын

@@justablink8086 40

"I am falling with style" ... Buzz & Woody would not approve.

@Noir-Filmer

2 жыл бұрын

only woody would not approve

@stephenheisler3823

2 жыл бұрын

"Watch out for the bus" ... Buzz & Woody takes note.

@johntaxpayer2523

2 жыл бұрын

@@stephenheisler3823 we're not aiming for the bus

@joshberninger8355

2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a Toy Story joke

@stephenheisler3823

2 жыл бұрын

@@johntaxpayer2523 That's the point

That "wanna know how I got these scars" Batman laying up in the hospital part had me dying lol.

When Batman asked the room about the carpet tucker, my first thought was, "No way Batman would even consider that someone other than him might have the answer." Then he tried to take all the credit in the diner and I thought, "Aha, back to form."

I love how this channel have established a cinematic universe of its own.

@phuclonghuynhngoc1212

2 жыл бұрын

Funny channel.

Dude, you used the exact clip of the Joker in the hospital from the Dark Knight HISHE, and just stuck Batman's face over it. Absolutely amazing.

I love how you kept the "Batman being injured" joke rolling

“I am falling, with style, watch out for the bus!” Makes me laugh every time 1:59

He's not even supposed to be there!!! Great episode man!!! :)

@Bazeknight

2 жыл бұрын

shouldnt you be editing?

@calebmcurby8580

2 жыл бұрын

Supposed. Spoused is a different thing

@skan-

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebmcurby8580 you know what he meant. no need to point it out

@fynkozari9271

2 жыл бұрын

@@skan- I want to be spoused. But you know what amazes me? This world, people with wrong spellings get many likes. A crazy person gets to be the leader of Russia. Also whats wrong with correcting him? You want him uneducated forever?

@skan-

2 жыл бұрын

@@fynkozari9271 theres nothing wrong with bad spelling in a comment lmao, as long as the spelling isn’t too bad to the point where you can easily identify it as something else. you compared a person with bad spelling to vladimir putin

It has been 15 years since the first ever "because I am Batman" and I got to say never stops to get a laugh

@nickblog3407

2 жыл бұрын

Has it really been 15 years?! Man I'm old.

@alanfoxman5291

2 жыл бұрын

It also amazes me how many people must see this channel...Because whenever I do the "Because I'm Batman" line so many people "get it"

@KingSouja35

2 жыл бұрын

@@alanfoxman5291 To be fair, stuff being possible cause "He is Batman" has always been a running joke, is it possible they started it? Possibly. It'd be interesting to see where it originated from.

This is one of my favorites from all the years I've been watching. "Bruce, over here"... perfect.

The part about the car warranty scam call was absolutely hilarious.

The fridge door being open the entire time in the scene where Batman is in Selina’s apartment bugged me too, glad I wasn’t the only one 🤣🤣🤣

@skywalker6648

2 жыл бұрын

Me too. I kept wondering, okay, when is she going to close the darn refrigerator door. She already had utility bills to pay, lol.

@brucelee7782

2 жыл бұрын

@@skywalker6648 Didnt even realise, went back to watch and now everytime she's near the fridge it really looked like she was gonna close it

@rockstarphantom8112

2 жыл бұрын

Went with friends and one of them actually yelled at the screen about it 🤣

@skywalker6648

2 жыл бұрын

@@rockstarphantom8112 Lol

@skywalker6648

2 жыл бұрын

@@brucelee7782 Ikr, lol.

The Serkis/Gollum bit was incredible. Your voice actors need a raise

The "I am Batman" never gets old

1:27 I TOOK A GRENADE TO THE FACE DUDE!

I like how bruce is totally okay with alfred’s gollum impression

@timdadwagan

2 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about that’s just how Alfred speaks

@skylined5534

2 жыл бұрын

@@timdadwagan Exactly 😂

@gevorg1989

2 жыл бұрын

have you seen the 2020 HISHE video when first teaser trailer or teaser poster was announced?

@marionbaggins

2 жыл бұрын

@@timdadwagan Why isn't anyone addressing the Hobbit in the Room?!!! Alfred talks like he wants *sorry* a certain ring!!!

I love how Clark is waiting for Bruce to finish up so they can get their coffee 😂😂

Dang, I wish they’d have touched on that disastrous car chase with Penguin lol

This was honestly more entertaining then the movie itself

My brothers and I literally just finished rewatching the film when this came out. Absolutely incredible timing.

@pranavxavier9427

2 жыл бұрын

Same here 😂

@E.J_289

2 жыл бұрын

Me too man

@jubinsharma8441

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@lmaoded1550

2 жыл бұрын

I just watched it's 10 minutes uploaded on yt

@littledude6669

2 жыл бұрын

I was listening to all is well that ends farewell from the soundtrack lol

I'll admit, I didn't expect the bomb to the face joke to last for multiple scenes... but it was hilarious. And Supes being there when he's not supposed to be there... I haven't laughed so hard at an HISHE in years! The Gollum Alfred as well... I think I hurt myself laughing.

@derek.seaborn

2 жыл бұрын

These types of comments are trendy on youtube, but I mean, who actually laughs like that to these videos? I mean, it was entertaining and all, but barely even a slight chuckle out loud funny. I'm trying to imagine the type of person who would being hysterically laughing out loud - let alone, laughing so hard that they "hurt themselves laughing".

@captaincrunch9926

2 жыл бұрын

@@derek.seaborn Yeah, I don't get it either.

@drphot6050

2 жыл бұрын

Haha ikr... Your not even supposed to be here was great too!

@dsbmitchell

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. I had tears coming out of my eyes when Gollum Alfred showed up lol

@babiJess0705

2 жыл бұрын

omg same. i had literal tears i was laughing so hard

One of the best HISHEs yet. Well done!

🎶 "I am falling with style! 🎶 Watch out for the bus! *bang* 😂😂😂😂😂 and Batman took one to the face. Lool that part just cracks me up with laughter.

2:18 Batman combining joker’s “do you wanna know how I got these scars” and “because I’m Batman” is the newest hit comedy ever 2:27 best moment with the batmobile’s introduction never gets old and still is the best .

@WSendam

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds of the hit me scene in the dark knight hishe

Quite interesting that Robert Pattinson’s batman voice sounds a lot like hishe’s Batman ‘s voice, which is a perfect match for his voice to be so badass in the film.

@owenwhitfield491

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo ight bet

@themadtitan7603

2 жыл бұрын

Andthe HISHE voice in itself is a parody of the Christian Bale Batman voice.

@acewarrior55k38

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo Ok cool, I won’t

*Write for The Batman watching this:* "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this was not how it was supposed to go! Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii had it all planned out!"

They missed the perfect opportunity to have 2 batmans at the cafe.

Gollum’s voice coming from Alfred just absolutely broke me.

The Gollum reference. LOL

@garythepartyrocker7613

2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@ily____

2 жыл бұрын

*calling not dad*

@strandalx

2 жыл бұрын

@TheRealBandito yeah, he was like all bald and wrinkly in the Lord of the Rings movies

Alfred showing up with Gollum’s voice, just made my day 😂

Shouldve done Caesar dressed as a butler with Golums voice

Batman telling superman he's not even supposed to be there is the best running gag here 🤣

@i.d.9754

2 жыл бұрын

He just wants to move away from the DCEU and Supes keeps trying to reel him back in

@ConnorCreed3

2 жыл бұрын

It almost feels like that's directed at someone.

@user-xd5pm9yv3l

2 жыл бұрын

0:56

When Alfred’s voice was Gollum’s I lost it. One of HISHE’s best in a while

I love how Alfred adopts Gollum's voice from Lord of the Rings, truly hilarious and well-done!

Typically, the scenarios are supposed to be separate from one another, but love how "taking a bomb to the face" carried over into multiple...just couldn't let that one go, huh? Speaking of Robert Pattinson, will you do a HISHE for Tenet?

01:57. Proving yet again, that while the Batman's chin is iconic, the fact that it leaves him wide open to a tactical weakness is pretty obvious. Also, I LOVE that you went ALL OUT on the entire obvious damage that it would leave behind. :)

@brain5853

2 жыл бұрын

Also somehow he wasn't unmasked by the police immediately. They even brought to him to the police station and not the hospital after suffering an explosion to the face.

@DECENTcrew

2 жыл бұрын

@@brain5853 lol ikr...

@painvillegaming4119

Жыл бұрын

There is a comic reason

@zaiongames6727

Жыл бұрын

@@brain5853 Gordon probably did not let them

@yungjose3369

Жыл бұрын

alot of superheroes wear a similar mask

I've been watching since Grade 1 of primary school and now that i've graduated High School, to be around during a new DC era WITH BATMAN and to have Hishe still repeat the famous phrase of "Because I'm Batman" is an absolute pleasure to still be around to see

@dagetheevil1

2 жыл бұрын

Dayum, I'm pretty sure I started watching hishe around 2012, which is my middle school days. Now I'm working a full-time job. Time flies and HISHE still lives

We need Multiverse of Madness Hishe .

Its been a while watching HISHE. Now I am addicted to watching these videos again. Because I am batman