HEY you can download the new @UbisoftCanada pirate game SKULL AND BONES right here: ubi.li/r0eCu #PirateLife #Ubisoft #Ad

@knuxenglish

4 ай бұрын

Ok, but I won't

@abdul-azeem786

4 ай бұрын

Lol

@DinDeen

4 ай бұрын

Oh no lol

@Zephyr_Chmura

4 ай бұрын

okay but that is litteraly just sea of thieves

@grandmasterscott

4 ай бұрын

Isn't that game being reviewed HORRIBLY?

I love how corporate these pirates are

@TheBreadbear

4 ай бұрын

Is that a Ubisoft reference?

@MisterUnknown707

4 ай бұрын

@@TheBreadbearNo, I'm pretty sure it's a JoJo's reference.

@carlrood4457

4 ай бұрын

That's actually not inaccurate. Pirate ships were run fairly businesslike with things like voting and disbursement based on position. Captains' powers were actually limited, except when it came to battle and the Quartermaster was often chosen to keep him in check.

@OverflowingWithIdeas

4 ай бұрын

@@TheBreadbear yes

@SendBreadPics

4 ай бұрын

@matrix780 You mean "ARRRR!" ?

“I’m thinking we should get some swords, something like maybe a saber…” “Cutlass?” “No, I’m thinking we should cut more”

@Grayvorn

4 ай бұрын

Love it.

@jxchamb

4 ай бұрын

Cutless? Nah. Maybe a Cadillac.

@-Subtle-

4 ай бұрын

And what did the lass do to you?

@goldenheartOh

4 ай бұрын

​@-Subtle- I don't know, but I do know some guy named "Will" has made a lot of people very mad. I'm always hearing commanders say "Fire at Will!"

@chriscomp20

4 ай бұрын

When did you start writing for Ryan and George?

You would think PieRats love the letter R, but really their first love is the C

@unclecreepy4185

4 ай бұрын

Ah, I wanted to make that comment.

@UmbraFulgur

4 ай бұрын

Don't understand.

@eelkesneijders6180

4 ай бұрын

​@@UmbraFulgur C sounds like sea, the place they spend most of their time

@garyyythegamer

4 ай бұрын

they also say aye a lot

@charlesbradshaw5183

4 ай бұрын

Dad joke lol

The idea that the weird pervy guy is immortal is strangly terrifying

"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Ryan George!" "Which one?"

@adrielyozan7203

4 ай бұрын

But which captain Ryan George...

@wstine79

4 ай бұрын

@@adrielyozan7203 The one with the things on him.

@swagsloth4037

4 ай бұрын

@@adrielyozan7203 weird pervy guy?

@rickyplaysbyear7663

4 ай бұрын

Catching him is super difficult, extremely an inconvenience.

@zswag007

4 ай бұрын

We need a captain… maybe Ryan George can choose the captain who chooses the captain, who in turn chooses the captain. Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Pervy Guy had his way in the corporate meetings, but the second he shows up in a pirate crew they have him thrown overboard. Pirates really don't mess around

@1kaz1

4 ай бұрын

The literal instant he makes a suggestion lol

@laurencefraser

4 ай бұрын

@@1kaz1 Mind you, his suggestions still apparently got implimented, kind of, so there's that...

@seronimo__7735

4 ай бұрын

We say yo ho, but we don't say hoe 'Cause hoe is disrespectful, yo

@isaiascanete6651

4 ай бұрын

@@laurencefraser probably someone less awkward repeated it and they were cool with it

@mwplaylist2890

4 ай бұрын

That's dessert mice for you, they're not bound by fancy schmancy laws.

Heck of a budget on this one - he bought 4 shirts, a scarf, and a monocle!

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

4 ай бұрын

And a ship.

@marydoogan2486

4 ай бұрын

@@BoraHorzaGobuchul 😂

@queenpeppyclaws6676

4 ай бұрын

malinda wanted a ship, but ryan george got it instead

FINALLY ! The pervy guy walks the plank! YAAAAR!

@DexMythology

4 ай бұрын

YAAAR!!!

@brandonvallier4214

4 ай бұрын

Yo ho

"What's scarier than men wearing sassy things with confidence?" perfectly sums up Stede Bonnet's thinking process when he gathered his wardrobe before commissioning the 'Revenge' to be built tbh

@benjaminwatt2436

4 ай бұрын

It might be funny if we didn't have drag queens grooming kids in libraries

@thegreatandterrible4508

4 ай бұрын

Irl it worked out pretty well, tv adaptation not withstanding

@lucyandecember2843

4 ай бұрын

😂

@blink182izawsm

4 ай бұрын

Purr 💅

@benjaminwatt2436

4 ай бұрын

It might be funny if we didn't have drag queens grooming kids in libraries

Only Ryan George could manage to make me sit through an entire ad section for Skull & Bones

@doublecrossedswine112

4 ай бұрын

Right, I even played the demo and STILL watched his ad. What a terrible game.

@rogerostrander3292

4 ай бұрын

Personally I'm looking forward to the Pitch Video

@Saint5Jimmy

4 ай бұрын

I wish he would do Pitch Meetings for Video Games!

@Look_At_My_Name

4 ай бұрын

​@@doublecrossedswine112it's sooooooo bad! Literally feels like it was made for xbox 360 gen.

@mbryson2899

4 ай бұрын

Ditto!

From this day forward the title of Johnny Depps movie franchise will be forever known as "dessert mice of the Caribbean"

Ryan everyone knows a pirates favorite letter isn't R, in reality it be the C

I like men wearing sassy things with confidence, I decided.

@Techydad

4 ай бұрын

Wearing sassy things with confidence is TIGHT! I probably should have ordered these sassy things a few sizes larger.

@roscojenkins7451

4 ай бұрын

"Who likes short shorts? I LIKE SHORT SHORTS!!!" - Joe Swanson

@TheHarbingerOfTheGooseUprising

4 ай бұрын

Wearing sassy things with confidence is super easy, barely an inconvenience… Just… minus the confidence part, that’s hard.

@nomadMik

4 ай бұрын

​@@TheHarbingerOfTheGooseUprising Depends on whether you lose confidence when you're hard.

@woodside4life

4 ай бұрын

Well if you’re in, I’m in.

Weird pervy guy has such an interesting life, he gets everywhere!

@christianwetzel2199

4 ай бұрын

a time traveling pervert ?

@roscojenkins7451

4 ай бұрын

You could say... He... Gets around ;)

@mikk.t.7824

4 ай бұрын

Maybe its a weird bloodline of perverts?

@roscojenkins7451

4 ай бұрын

@@christianwetzel2199 reminds me of the time I was visited by a good looking older man while I slept in my bed. It gave me the anger and drive to build a time machine. So I travelled back to my childhood room to catch him in the act only he never showed up so I took it out on my younger self. Whoops WHOOPSIE!

@docgrey3826

4 ай бұрын

The Pervy guy is my favorite one of Ryan's Characters.

The sponsorship from skull and bones is about to be more profitable than skull and bones itself.

sorry Ubisoft, not even Ryan will save you

the best joke here was the part where Ryan pretends he plays Skull & Bones 😂

@Clever_User_Name

4 ай бұрын

Fr lmao

@Scientist19exe

4 ай бұрын

Lol

@ridokousennin8747

4 ай бұрын

gotta pretend if you want that sweet sponsorship money

@AndereundIch

4 ай бұрын

​@@ridokousennin8747 Hey that is the thing i like

@MajorJakas

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, tell it like it is.

This sketch is more entertaining than the actual game sponsoring it.

@jamesanthony8438

4 ай бұрын

I tried it for a couple of days on the free preview weekend they had recently. Seemed to be "Fetch Quest: The Video Game." Gonna' stick with "Sea of Thieves."

@Spiralredd

4 ай бұрын

​@@jamesanthony8438neither are really all that good I'll stick to assassin's creed 4

@Valorian6167

4 ай бұрын

I keep getting ads for it but other than it being pirate themed, I know nothing about this game. Seems like WoW, but pirates instead of fantasy

@ramirogandolfo335

4 ай бұрын

Skull & Bones is the best advertisement for replaying AC: Black Flag that I've ever seen

@Look_At_My_Name

4 ай бұрын

​@@Valorian6167it's stay on ship, sail here sail there, get off ship turn in items to upgrade ship/move story along, get back on ship and repeat!

In an alternate universe, Blackbeard is sailing the high seas with his crew of dreaded dessertmice.

So far, only two good things have come out of the Skull and Bones game: The song by Home free called Skull and bones, and this sketch. Great work Ryan! I am also a fan of dessert-mice!

Definition of irony: Losing a hand, replacing it with a hook, and saying the hook "came in handy."

@nikj5215

4 ай бұрын

This comment is very underrated at the moment.

@note10myles-lb6xq

4 ай бұрын

​@@nikj5215I'M A BIG HOOKER

@Gabriel-fz4ys

4 ай бұрын

​@@nikj5215or perhaps, "underhanded"

@nhmooytis7058

4 ай бұрын

I can’t believe you’d palm off such a lame joke on us.

@raydunakin

4 ай бұрын

There's something familiar about all this but I can't quite put my finger on it.

So it's officially canon that weird pervy guy is a time lord.

@Grasslander

4 ай бұрын

Or this is his ancestor, and there is one of him in every generation. Let the nightmares begin.

@docgrey3826

4 ай бұрын

That would explain the last couple of years of Doctor Who.

@SidneyBroadshead

4 ай бұрын

Or there are pervy, skeezy guys everywhere... throughout time.

@TaliesinMyrddin

4 ай бұрын

@@Grasslander A more problematic Black Adder scenario

@2chrisby

4 ай бұрын

​@@SidneyBroadsheadHylander rules

Came for the video, stayed for the advertisement, was not disappointed. Out of the hundreds of channels I'm subscribed to, this is the ONLY one where I ENJOY the ads.

You know the most relevent thing about this piece. is the mustache it works really well for this skecth

"Pie rats"... 😂😂😂😂 Are you f*cking kidding me... 😂😂

@jxchamb

4 ай бұрын

Is that how they pronounce it in Canada? I thought it was pie-rit.

@connorking1878

4 ай бұрын

@@jxchamb in Canada we pronounce pirate the same way as it’s pronounced in America, but the pie rats joke was still pretty awesome 😂

@toddc3988

4 ай бұрын

This is how they got their name and no one will ever convince me otherwise.

@makarabaduk1754

4 ай бұрын

Just be thankful he wasn't watching the spread of Texan convenience stores, or they could have been "Buc-ee Nears"

@brucebaker810

4 ай бұрын

Yes we... RRRRRR

"What's scarier than men wearing sassy things with confidence?" I am absolutely using this!

@funkoxen

4 ай бұрын

True though when you think about it...see also pimps, wrestlers and clowns.

@Centuries_of_Nope

4 ай бұрын

@@funkoxen All three of those wear sassy ass clothes.

@GlassesnMouthplates

4 ай бұрын

So Jared Leto?

@AttilaAsztalos

4 ай бұрын

@@GlassesnMouthplates NO. JAYNE. "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything..."

@JZsBFF

4 ай бұрын

Something that's scarier? Men tossing around soap bars?

0:12 caught me WAAY off guard, I almost choked on my quesadilla

@SoopahG

4 ай бұрын

Oh, dangerous! You're tempting fate by watching a Ryan George vid while eating! Drinking is ok though because the worst that could happen is spraying liquid from your nostrils.

@SugarandSarcasm

4 ай бұрын

@@SoopahGjust don't do it with carbonated beverages

Fun fact (?), hook was actually a common prosthetics model at the time since it does, in fact, come in handy.

The best part of Skull and Bones is how you can't walk. Like when you take over another ship there's this kind of cut scene that warps you there. So much better than having control of my character and actually getting to board the other ships myself. 10 years of development!

@medigoomnis

4 ай бұрын

QUADRUPLE A GAME WOOOOOO~~~

@dudepool7530

4 ай бұрын

It's not a bug, its a feature! *Points at a line of ants* Look! More features!

@Shuizid

4 ай бұрын

Appearently the game was made because Singapore paid (and thus demanded) a pirate themed game with a new IP. And it certainly sounds like the game is legal obligation first instead of a joyous expirience.

@HAIL_TO_THE_KING5

4 ай бұрын

​@@Shuizidthey should've just used ac black flags mechanics

@unrellated

4 ай бұрын

Try Pirate101. It's combat system is basically a turn-based board game, but you do get to move your units around on enemy ships.

Pirate pervy guy is not something i expected

@blink182izawsm

4 ай бұрын

Yet somehow the most historically accurate

@brucebaker810

4 ай бұрын

_Have ya ever been to sea, Billy?_

"What's scarier than men wearing sassy things with confidence?" Excellent!

2:25 my favorite pickup line

@JZsBFF

4 ай бұрын

Does it work? Personally I prefer: "I'm a big hooker." - 1:57

@pap-fr

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

Where’s the part where Blackbeard does a backflip and breaks the good guy’s neck and ruins the day 🏴‍☠️☠️

@FormerlyDuck

4 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Blackbeard never killed anyone in his life!

@freeroamchips

4 ай бұрын

@@FormerlyDuckthat is a fun fact!

@brucebaker810

4 ай бұрын

​@@FormerlyDuckuh...did he sink any ships 🚢? Or do you mean "...face to face, with a hand weapon."?

@FormerlyDuck

4 ай бұрын

@@brucebaker810 Actually, I'm not sure. I heard it years ago. At the very least, he didn't kill anyone by non-cannon methods.

@calebk1841

4 ай бұрын

*Front flip

Bro just casually sneezed out an eye 💀

@loke6664

4 ай бұрын

I think the "showing a monocle into it" part had something to do with it. Kinda like sneezing when you are shaving but worse.

@ShizuStream

4 ай бұрын

@@loke6664 yeah im pretty sure he clapped that eye's ass frfr with the glass thingy bingy and boom no more eye homie

@roscojenkins7451

4 ай бұрын

As you do...

@IronBenj5

4 ай бұрын

That happens a lot to me, to be honest 🤷‍♂

@JustSomeCanuck

4 ай бұрын

In his defense, it was super easy, and it's certainly an inconvenience now!

You had me at, *"Arr, etc."* 😆 🤣 😂 😹

01:20 I had to watch it the second time to comprehend that the guy lost an eye from sneezing lol

@the_destruction_slayer

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, I didn’t understand it at first lol. I thought it was just a really wet sneeze.

Guy at a bar: Hey pirate, can I ask you, how did you lose your leg? Pirate: Arr, it was blown off by a cannonball during a sea battle. Guy: What about your hook hand? Pirate: A swordfight, but you should see the other guy. Guy: Ok, but what about your eyepatch? Pirate: A seagull pooped in me eye. Guy: Did it get infected or something? Pirate: No no, it was the day after I got me hook!

@deaconblooze1

4 ай бұрын

*Extra credit* Guy: Ok ok, but why do you have a steering wheel on your pants? Pirate: Arr, I don't know, but it drives me nuts!

I love how all of the pirates are so happy lol

@ashleythompson8530

4 ай бұрын

Isn't everyone when they just start a new job? Give it time.

@daviderwin4705

4 ай бұрын

Isn't that scull and bones flag they designed called the JOLLY Roger?

@BlandoGaming

4 ай бұрын

@daviderwin4705 ​Who was Roger and what was he so dang happy about?

@nomadMik

4 ай бұрын

​@@BlandoGamingHe was happy about the booty he got?

@brucebaker810

4 ай бұрын

​@@BlandoGamingRoger was in on the A Round. Invested in the ship. He's happy cuz he earns from home. No need to buckle any swash.

This makes me want to rewatch Our Flag Means Death. When they’re coming up with flag designs *chef’s kiss*

An adorable effect with the mouse on a pie

making people walk off wooden planks into the ocean is TIGHT

@Shootingfoul

4 ай бұрын

Money is TIGHT

@ParadoxPerson02

4 ай бұрын

Not as tight as the jaws of the sharks that'll eat em

Dessert mice are tight!

@BoraHorzaGobuchul

4 ай бұрын

Eeeew

Weird Pervy Guy falling off the plank: RUM, you fools!

1:22 Monocle guy: *casually just sneezes his eyeball out*

Branding ourselves is tight

@spencerkagen1386

4 ай бұрын

"Maybe we should try branding with other people, too!" **Holding a red-hot branding iron** "Wayyy ahead of you, my guy"

@MrTPF1

4 ай бұрын

Why doesn't Ryan say this anymore? It was always perfectly placed and funny!

@spencerkagen1386

4 ай бұрын

@@MrTPF1 "Tight", or "my guy"?

@saltygibus5746

4 ай бұрын

​@@MrTPF1Tight isn't part of the First Guy To series, it's part of the Movie Pick series.

@JZsBFF

4 ай бұрын

No as tight as the gibbet.

I could see Ryan being the original Dread Pirate Roberts

@151monka

4 ай бұрын

He gave Wesley the title and retired to go run the corporation in charge of naming things

@andrewb9590

4 ай бұрын

Masks are terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

Of all the animated rats to put on that pie and Ryan chose a dancing rat. Amazing.

Video idea: "The first guy to be a superhero" Then he could talk about snapping the bad guys neck and saving the day or how superheroes destroy more than villains

DID RYAN ACTUALLY PULL OUT HIS TEETH FOR THE VIDEO??? Awww He's Such a Hardworking and Dedicated Guy

@MyBiPolarBearMax

4 ай бұрын

Its just one of the reject clones.

@LuisSierra42

4 ай бұрын

And he also pulled out one eye

@Mabswer

4 ай бұрын

naaah i think he just used a sharpie. he was already huffing the fumes for the script. twas that or playing the game.

"That I cannot stop playing" Me: I highly doubt that.

@joshua.h

4 ай бұрын

I'm gonna let the sponsorship slide because the skit is so good and Ryan should get that bag, but man, really not the type of game you want to be praising.

@cryangallegos

4 ай бұрын

No, contractually he can't...I think there's an Ubisoft agent in the room...Ryan blink with your non-pirate-patch eye twice if you're in danger

I love the idea that pervy ryan is travelljng through time to suggest his pervy ideas into every situation he can 😂

Petition to watch, like, and leave a happy comment on a blank 4 minute video so Ryan can have a week off with his new baby without the algorithm snapping his neck.

This video is rated Arrrr for Ryan George!

I was watching this video while brushing my teeth, and now my teeth are clean. Thank you Ryan

Fitting the weird pervert guy in here was perfect, didn’t see that coming at all

After the time traveling reporter, now the pervert guy is time traveling, too

Fun fact: pirate captains would hold meetings somewhat similar to the one seen in "At World's End", where they would discuss who owns what land and what ships as to avoid conflict damage. It's entirely possible that, at one of these meetings, a pirate could've arrived with a wooden leg, and the rest of the captains said "That looks intimidating, I should get one too when I inevitably lose mine"

My headcannon is these guys are the ancestors to the guys that work at The Place Where Words For Things Are Decided

I saw the "pie rats" coming but it was still funny, and the rest had me dying of laughter. This channel is such a gem.

This whole thing was an ad. Well played, Ryan. Well, played. And I don't regret clicking.

At this point, I am convinced these are all separate Ryans who come together weekly and just randomly act out the weird conversations they have

I KNEW IT. That whole "Place where names of things are decided" HAD to be a pirate thing to begin with ! It all makes sense now.

2:33 he looks so upset

Shame Dessert Mice didn't catch on

Bro, the pervy guy in the meeting is either a bloodline thing, or a curse lmao

@TF2CrunchyFrog

4 ай бұрын

Probably a bloodline thing. He had a lot of offspring and descendants. One in every port, etc.

@brucebaker810

4 ай бұрын

Timelord? Being from the Q Dimension?

Perv guy has had an illustrious career I see

I will never cease to think of pirates as "the dessert mice" in the back of my mind!

Everyone forgot the common stereotype of pirates loving pie

Skill and Bones? That's some big time sponsorship. Some might says it's "Quadruple A"

@DrTheRich

4 ай бұрын

If they even need to pay youtubers for ads, you know it's not going too well for the game. Palworld guys become millionaires overnight by barely advertising...

@deatheater6222

4 ай бұрын

what? no,a lot of AAA games pay youtubers for ads@@DrTheRich

@trla6505

4 ай бұрын

​@@DrTheRichis on the same league of phone games

@laurencefraser

4 ай бұрын

@@DrTheRich The thing to remember is that streamers with big audiences are Baaaaasically free, contextually targeted, advertising so long as your game is actually half way entertaining and you don't screw them over. ... a lot of them are also gacha addicts so abusive monitisation won't even result in a bad review! ... Heck, most of them don't even actually Do reviews as such, they just play the game and whether they seem to be having fun with it or not does most of the selling (or failing to sell) for you/them. (as a viewer, mind you, you should pay REAL close attention to if they ever come back to it or not (assuming they didn't basically finish it all in one go)).

@davidgantenbein9362

4 ай бұрын

Leave it to Ubisoft to not even understand a simple concept like triple A.

“R may T” -Space Pirate Alien, 2024

@brucebaker810

4 ай бұрын

Yet we wouldn't realize for a century that ^Larp Fl'aP had just revealed the solution to the Flangordian Time Equation.

I LOVE this! Your glasses collection is legendary!

Love the awareness of how eye patches were used

The ancestors to the people who work in the place where the names for things are decided!

Huh, I see Weird Pervy Guy has a fascinating lineage

I love that a pie and a rat was the first thing that popped into my head when they started discussing the name.

Finally another of the how things got their names skits! Those are actually my favorites!

Missed opportunity to call yourself Pierat-stronaut!

@brucebaker810

4 ай бұрын

Cadstronaut?

What an efficient wholesome group of pirates

@loke6664

4 ай бұрын

There are a lot of historical mentions of pirates voting though, so the idea that a bunch of them voted the design to the first Jolly Roger isn't that far fetched. The first guy we know using one was a Breton guy named "Emmanuel Wynne", it might be older but I could see his crew being involved in the design (the more you know). That was in the early 1700 so Captain Morgan didn't use one no matter if a certain rum brand tries to tell you otherwise.

@piegirl8263

4 ай бұрын

@@loke6664 oh wow! That's awesome!

"Alright, no more seamen on the poop deck!"

This may sound weird - these twins did such a good job of being pirates that I thought I could hear seagulls outside.

Did we just witness the birth of the company where they name things...?

Brilliant. And you keep your crown for being the only creator whose ad spots I actually watch!

@colleenmarin8907

4 ай бұрын

Florp Flap

"dessert mice" that was an awesome bait and switch. 😂😂😂

This man is creatively funny. I love his skits! Fan for years now and years to come.

Eye-Patch Guy: "I vote we make this guy walk off a long hard piece of wood straight into the ocean." Pervy Guy: "A long hard piece of wood, you say?"

@Cole_wehrheim2008

4 ай бұрын

😂

Did this man just buy 4!!! of this same shirt in different colors for a sketch?. That alone deserves my like.

@loke6664

4 ай бұрын

Hey, it is a spiffing shirt and the Ryan verse probably have a good wardrobe budget. It must have.

@Lavonne9870

4 ай бұрын

Greenscreen shirt can be ANY color

@loke6664

4 ай бұрын

@@Lavonne9870 Yeah, but is that really worth the job? You can get shirts like this pretty cheaply but CGI is a whole lot of hard work. It is like when Marvel decide to use CGI for She Hulk instead of using an actress with the right build, that is the main reason why the show cost them so much ($235 million). Sure, that is a far worse case but it still illustrate the issue, the simplest solution tend to be the best in many cases. Real shirts look real with far less work and you can find them for something like $30-35 each. Sometimes, it just isn't worth complicating things.

I love weird pervy guy's cameo 😂😂

You are the only one that I stay and watch the adverts at the end so that you can keep producing your amazing content.

It's nice to find about weird guy's family history.

Now We Need The Prequel-The First Guy To Be A Pirate

I never know how much I need a good laugh until after the fact. Thank you, I needed that.

The Butt Pirate at the end was a nice touch.

Desert mice? Pie rats? Genius. Thanks You made my day

@brucebaker810

4 ай бұрын

Flantastic!

I'm a bit disappointed he didn't say: "R you ready kids?"

Okay but can we actually just appreciate how good thos guy is at comedy? Like every video somehow manages to be original and the recurring characters are great, genuinly funny stuff

This is the single best thing to come out of this game.

I can confirm that pirates do not taste like pies. Very surprising.

@ProudPapaJD

4 ай бұрын

They do kinda taste like rats though!

@SirsasthNigam.

4 ай бұрын

are you cannibal?

@loke6664

4 ай бұрын

@@SirsasthNigam. A weirdly specific one in that case... While there are still pirates in Somalia and Yemen, those aren't exactly common nowadays. Or maybe he just means .Torrent pirates? Those are far more common but I would think they would taste far more like Cheetos then actual pirates.

@StretchDattass

4 ай бұрын

​@@loke6664the fuckers in Samalia and Yemen aren't Pirates, they're PINOs (Pirates In Name Only). No eye patch, no peg leg, no hook hand, no jovial seamanship, just a bunch of assholes stealing shit on the ocean and giving us modern day pirates a bad name.

@monkeyking9863

4 ай бұрын

@@loke6664 well every Friday all pastafarians become pirates, makes them a little more common

1:58 😂😂😂

The pervert guy is the funniest character out of all of them. I remember watching the video where he named the ladybug and died laughing. Do that character more 😂😂😂

@Julia-lk8jn

4 ай бұрын

Seconded, he's endless fun. And he tries to get into the spirit of things - tie substituted for scarf and all.