How Many Jokes Can Jimmy Say In 30 MINUTES? | Jimmy Carr

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Who will count the jokes?
We've clipped together every joke Jimmy has said over his long career that comes in under 30 seconds & stitched it together in this 30 minute compilation. For those people that get impatient with their comedy but who also have half an hour to kill.
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  • @levievans5923
    @levievans5923 Жыл бұрын

    Seen him live few yrs ago, he is brilliant

  • @Error-gc1rr
    @Error-gc1rr Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy's timing is impeccable

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh it's peccable

  • @ricksimon9867

    @ricksimon9867

    Жыл бұрын

    Timing? What timing? He tells a joke, waits for the laughter to die down, then tells the next joke. Hate him or love him, but there is no timing involved in his act.

  • @rjtimmerman2861

    @rjtimmerman2861

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ricksimon9867 there is timing in the middle of the joke Letting the audience think for a moment before moving on to the punchline

  • @ricksimon9867

    @ricksimon9867

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rjtimmerman2861 "wait till audience is quiet again" is not timing.

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ricksimon9867

  • @colinellis3901
    @colinellis3901 Жыл бұрын

    This video could be a Slimfast advert, or a warning against anaphylactic shock and face swelling. 😂

  • @fugotheghoul7106

    @fugotheghoul7106

    Жыл бұрын

    if he answer that, i will die laughing for sure

  • @joolz-hearall1p126

    @joolz-hearall1p126

    Жыл бұрын

    .. or just being Michael Gove

  • @fugotheghoul7106

    @fugotheghoul7106

    Жыл бұрын

    @@joolz-hearall1p126 who?

  • @ItzShme5

    @ItzShme5

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fugotheghoul7106who asked

  • @markmiller9049

    @markmiller9049

    Жыл бұрын

    Sorry

  • @MrArcheopteryx
    @MrArcheopteryx Жыл бұрын

    Very very appreciated Jimmy! I have a selfish thought; may Jimmy Carr never retire! Cheers!

  • @jackwatsonepic626
    @jackwatsonepic626 Жыл бұрын

    I watch this and it puts me in a good mood especially when I've got out of the wrong side of the bed the guy is brilliant 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @moniqueengleman873

    @moniqueengleman873

    5 күн бұрын

    I haven't heard that for years and years. Thank you for reminding me of an actual human.

  • @88Spint
    @88Spint Жыл бұрын

    "If you suffocate in a bag for life..." You're still born.

  • @UWU-ol5mp
    @UWU-ol5mp Жыл бұрын

    You are my favourite comedian With a big face

  • @Josh-lk7vi
    @Josh-lk7vi Жыл бұрын

    The only thing missing from this video are the few seconds after where he laughs also. His laugh is infections. Infections like a disease that shrinks your esophagus while trying to eat and you’re attempting to gasp for air. I love it.

  • @adachi69420-haha

    @adachi69420-haha

    Жыл бұрын

    A A A AH!

  • @heisenstein6392

    @heisenstein6392

    Жыл бұрын

    Ahhhhh-ah-ahh, makes me chuckle and snort everytime I hear him 😂

  • @Akhelous
    @Akhelous Жыл бұрын

    Wish he did a tour in Australia, would be well worth the money too see him live.

  • @StarDollar

    @StarDollar

    Жыл бұрын

    He almost did, but he apologized and payed back the money.

  • @HuchickCSGO

    @HuchickCSGO

    Жыл бұрын

    he is in February next year

  • @CatsMeowPaw

    @CatsMeowPaw

    Жыл бұрын

    February and March he's in AU. Better get tickets quickly. My local show is almost sold out.

  • @PrajDy

    @PrajDy

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CatsMeowPaw Wonder if he brings back "Sh*t in her c*nt" joke in AU :DD

  • @race890

    @race890

    Жыл бұрын

    ....nearly as good as being in Australia & watching him for free while relaxing on the couch for free....right now

  • @uttasyda9746
    @uttasyda9746 Жыл бұрын

    always thought Jimmy Carr was underrated...extremely funny brit!!!🇬🇧coming from an American 🇺🇲

  • @sugarnads

    @sugarnads

    Жыл бұрын

    Coz its far more impressive coming from an american.

  • @mikejackson5666

    @mikejackson5666

    Жыл бұрын

    Brits are funnier than yanks,n I'm an Australian

  • @bayoubilly5176

    @bayoubilly5176

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mikejackson5666 Canada here. Auzzies are definitely usually funnier too 😉.

  • @jesseszymcik3026
    @jesseszymcik3026 Жыл бұрын

    Nice job! My favorite clip show, yet. Thanks, Jimmy.

  • @sanchitghai1455
    @sanchitghai1455 Жыл бұрын

    This is awesome🤣 hilarious af and this jokes compilation is really a great idea right on the jokes🥳loved it

  • @fugotheghoul7106

    @fugotheghoul7106

    Жыл бұрын

    lazy 😂

  • @sanchitghai1455

    @sanchitghai1455

    Жыл бұрын

    @@fugotheghoul7106 😅lol

  • @chesterhackenbush
    @chesterhackenbush Жыл бұрын

    Amazing comedy master. Impeccable timing and excellent material.

  • @-lf-t0rn4d07
    @-lf-t0rn4d07 Жыл бұрын

    8:38 that sound got me so hard 😅

  • @joshfincher7364

    @joshfincher7364

    Жыл бұрын

    it what-

  • @jeejabuaja

    @jeejabuaja

    Жыл бұрын

    Bro?

  • @gameaddictgonewild4391
    @gameaddictgonewild4391 Жыл бұрын

    I love this man

  • @AirwavesEnglish
    @AirwavesEnglish Жыл бұрын

    My fave comedian in the entire universe!

  • @Hellspooned2

    @Hellspooned2

    Жыл бұрын

    Your fave comedian outside of Birmingham.

  • @su8096

    @su8096

    Жыл бұрын

    Great

  • @dondoodat
    @dondoodat Жыл бұрын

    Looks like Jimmy's trying to recapture his youth. Shouldn't have let him escape in the first place.

  • @brodiemillers5211
    @brodiemillers5211 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Carr is hilarious, there should be a try hard not to laugh challenge based on him.

  • @Arthzil
    @Arthzil Жыл бұрын

    "I've got a little tip for you"... sure you have Jimmy, sure you have...

  • @bullmccabe9717
    @bullmccabe9717 Жыл бұрын

    And I never had to hear him laugh 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I have a new found appreciation for that man

  • @jamesrobertson3853

    @jamesrobertson3853

    Жыл бұрын

    I love the laugh He's my spirit anima uh ha huu!!!!!

  • @benheisenberg2633
    @benheisenberg2633 Жыл бұрын

    I died at the fish of the day joke

  • @OsamaMorad25
    @OsamaMorad25 Жыл бұрын

    Hes like a young aspiring Ralph Fiennes 🤣🤣

  • @sandiskpink433
    @sandiskpink433 Жыл бұрын

    LOVE ALL UR WORK 🙂✌✌👍👍👍👍

  • @unit0155
    @unit0155 Жыл бұрын

    Window, seat, or I'll... 10:51

  • @themrpantsman1757
    @themrpantsman1757 Жыл бұрын

    Frantically looking in the comments for how many jokes he made in the video

  • @scoonyer
    @scoonyer Жыл бұрын

    5:49

  • @gierdolfarlyuto3266

    @gierdolfarlyuto3266

    Жыл бұрын

    WHO IS SHEEE?

  • @davidrobertson1980
    @davidrobertson1980 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks jimmy, yeah never thought of that, I'll watch again with the ad blocker off ;)

  • @charlescanzater
    @charlescanzater Жыл бұрын

    Thanks I needed that 😛✌🏾

  • @highmeoweldergod8371
    @highmeoweldergod8371 Жыл бұрын

    I was having hiccups in the duration of 2:34...it cured my hiccups

  • @carrion8752
    @carrion8752 Жыл бұрын

    “Lazy”

  • @skyteus
    @skyteus Жыл бұрын

    Nice!

  • @hazmatfirehero6318
    @hazmatfirehero6318 Жыл бұрын

    If we watch an add you get some of the money that the ad paid KZread to show it

  • @ItsUrBoiOisin
    @ItsUrBoiOisin Жыл бұрын

    I think he nicked that fire exit joke from lee evans

  • @nolanjv

    @nolanjv

    6 ай бұрын

    I thought it was a Hedberg joke lol

  • @BrandonHardaker
    @BrandonHardaker10 ай бұрын

    LOL

  • @BudahOfBirmingham
    @BudahOfBirmingham Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for that last bit, you're very welcome. It's quite literally, the least I could do. Budah of Birmingham

  • @gareththomas3347
    @gareththomas3347 Жыл бұрын

    Love the video To many ads

  • @RichardHowells1234
    @RichardHowells1234 Жыл бұрын

    How's the experimental serums going...Jimmy?

  • @techtitanuk5609
    @techtitanuk5609 Жыл бұрын

    I love red heads

  • @grumpygramps
    @grumpygramps Жыл бұрын

    Ah man. Loves ya Jimmy. I pray the Censorship god’s never strike.

  • @Flaretree
    @Flaretree Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @dadjokeschannel
    @dadjokeschannel Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wantabe2188
    @Wantabe2188 Жыл бұрын

    So how many jokes was that?

  • @lawrencelimburger9160
    @lawrencelimburger9160 Жыл бұрын

    soz got adblock, but im sure you can appreciate someone avoiding a payment others make.... ta for the laughs x

  • @andrewfrazier666
    @andrewfrazier666 Жыл бұрын

    i would not mind meeting you

  • @monoman4083
    @monoman4083 Жыл бұрын

    ferry vunny

  • @DM0317
    @DM0317 Жыл бұрын

    the scissors in plastic joke is Ellens,

  • @roymillsjnr5172
    @roymillsjnr5172 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @drevnork1
    @drevnork1 Жыл бұрын

    I don't get the title, all this guys jokes are under 30 seconds

  • @not.tied-skip3337

    @not.tied-skip3337

    11 ай бұрын

    yea and the title is asking how many 30 second jokes he can do in 30 minutes

  • @DeonLechino

    @DeonLechino

    11 ай бұрын

    not all of them, majority

  • @stratman4071
    @stratman4071 Жыл бұрын

    The title to get views and $$ by luring people in thinking that he was actually saying 30 jokes in 30 minutes instead of snippet’s from his shows which could be done with any comedian was clever,good for you 👏👏👏

  • @coleozaeta6344

    @coleozaeta6344

    10 ай бұрын

    It means 30minutes of jokes that are under 30s each. r/woosh

  • @stevenandreasen1553
    @stevenandreasen1553 Жыл бұрын

    I am buggered by the idea that Carr is allowed in buildings with all these burns he keeps doing.

  • @Andybaby
    @Andybaby Жыл бұрын

    6:57 I didn't get it..

  • @VestigialHead

    @VestigialHead

    Жыл бұрын

    He pretended he had walked into the theatre and forgot why he walked in there.

  • @Andybaby

    @Andybaby

    Жыл бұрын

    @@VestigialHead ahhhhhh, ok. thanks.

  • @SupertzarMetal
    @SupertzarMetal Жыл бұрын

    Anyone count?

  • @calysagora3615
    @calysagora3615 Жыл бұрын

    When you want quantity over quality, Carr always deliver.

  • @musicloverme3993

    @musicloverme3993

    Жыл бұрын

    He's much better than Truck.

  • @calysagora3615

    @calysagora3615

    Жыл бұрын

    @@musicloverme3993 Truck?

  • @musicloverme3993

    @musicloverme3993

    Жыл бұрын

    @@calysagora3615 As opposed to Car(r).

  • @Ray92569
    @Ray92569 Жыл бұрын

    I've ga a hamma

  • @paulus121212
    @paulus121212 Жыл бұрын

    home counties lol essex people talk properley lol

  • @swat_team_plays
    @swat_team_plays Жыл бұрын

    definitely not last

  • @TringmotionCoUk
    @TringmotionCoUk Жыл бұрын

    I saw Jimmy live once, he must have been having a bad day.....

  • @AchmedComedy_

    @AchmedComedy_

    Жыл бұрын

    He talks about that in his book. Says that he should’ve not followed through when he was mentally in a bad place but also didn’t wanna bail out on his commitment

  • @konstantin_jk1797
    @konstantin_jk1797 Жыл бұрын

    я обожаю вас джим кар вы лучший )) я из россии )

  • @honeybunny371
    @honeybunny371 Жыл бұрын

    Has anyone ever said that Jimmy looks just like a ventriloquist's puppet?

  • @ABandCalledStoned

    @ABandCalledStoned

    Жыл бұрын

    Now that you mention it...

  • @lindalarsson1436
    @lindalarsson1436 Жыл бұрын

    He looks like relative of Ben Shapiro . Ben wouldn't like him 🤣

  • @Paranormal_help
    @Paranormal_help Жыл бұрын

    I didnt care about his s*x related jokes,but the rest was hilareous..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @imperialleather5448
    @imperialleather5448 Жыл бұрын

    🥰🥰🥰

  • @JoshNieporte
    @JoshNieporte Жыл бұрын

    Yes, Jamaica!

  • @stuartdyer2159
    @stuartdyer2159 Жыл бұрын

    Thank francie Boyle for writing most of this

  • @gerrybaggins
    @gerrybaggins Жыл бұрын

    The guy is clever, but it's no surprise when you know his birthday... 😉

  • @Lasselucidora
    @Lasselucidora Жыл бұрын

    Most fun when it ended.

  • @paulliddement2781
    @paulliddement2781 Жыл бұрын

    11th. I’ve heard these all before on DVD

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    Жыл бұрын

    Whooppee

  • @stephdorward2868
    @stephdorward2868 Жыл бұрын

    All they need to do find 30 minutes of FUNNY jokes - I realise that's probably asking too much

  • @VestigialHead

    @VestigialHead

    Жыл бұрын

    Ahh nice passive aggression. Do you kiss your mum with that sarcasm?

  • @ignaspagonis5963
    @ignaspagonis5963 Жыл бұрын

    Gg

  • @koubenakombi3066
    @koubenakombi3066 Жыл бұрын

    C0---vid dbag!

  • @TruckTaxiMoveIt
    @TruckTaxiMoveIt Жыл бұрын

    Noooooo

  • @crazycatzmum
    @crazycatzmum Жыл бұрын

    STOP RECYCLING!! ADD NEW STUFFZ!

  • @deesterm4770
    @deesterm4770 Жыл бұрын

    Third, also very funny

  • @joekelly623
    @joekelly623 Жыл бұрын

    Qqqqq

  • @mechanicrabbit7870
    @mechanicrabbit7870 Жыл бұрын

    I enjoy the discrimination against the gingers.

  • @ABandCalledStoned

    @ABandCalledStoned

    Жыл бұрын

    They bring it on themselves you know. It's in the genes. :D

  • @ICanSeeYou247
    @ICanSeeYou247 Жыл бұрын

    Hit and miss🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @stephensaunderson237
    @stephensaunderson237 Жыл бұрын

    About as funny as a death at a birthday party.

  • @stephenfrench3888

    @stephenfrench3888

    Жыл бұрын

    Or being around you

  • @jacksmiththeboss
    @jacksmiththeboss Жыл бұрын

    First

  • @justsaying14

    @justsaying14

    Жыл бұрын

    Here's your price 🍪

  • @joshmitchell5654

    @joshmitchell5654

    Жыл бұрын

    Your parents still hate you

  • @BloodyHazessr
    @BloodyHazessr Жыл бұрын

    14:53 mitch hedberg told ot better still fucking funny

  • @thebaxx8483
    @thebaxx8483 Жыл бұрын

    Third

  • @ninomrki

    @ninomrki

    Жыл бұрын

    Well done

  • @justsaying14

    @justsaying14

    Жыл бұрын

    Here's your price 🍪

  • @dominikkucera576
    @dominikkucera576 Жыл бұрын

    Second

  • @ninomrki

    @ninomrki

    Жыл бұрын

    Well done

  • @justsaying14

    @justsaying14

    Жыл бұрын

    Here's your price 🍪

  • @guythomas7051
    @guythomas7051 Жыл бұрын

    Some people think he is funny.

  • @holeshothunter5544
    @holeshothunter5544 Жыл бұрын

    It did NOT work when I said it. U-Tub objected to mere comedy...quoted comedy. 🤐

  • @jimmythemadostrich8947
    @jimmythemadostrich8947 Жыл бұрын

    How much tax can Jimmy dodge through Panamanian and Swiss loopholes in the next half hour? Even more now after Kwasi Kwarteng's & Liz Truss's top tax rate slash to 40%. Totally legally too, eh Jimmy?

  • @stevenandreasen1553
    @stevenandreasen1553 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy you always have on your gay face.

  • @dalemartell8639
    @dalemartell8639 Жыл бұрын

    You want 30 jokes in 30 seconds, Repeat the following quickly. Trump, Trump, Trump

  • @muttlee9195
    @muttlee9195 Жыл бұрын

    It’s not funny to be racist it causes serious harm

  • @tqrrible

    @tqrrible

    Жыл бұрын

    do you know what a joke is?

  • @zapkvr

    @zapkvr

    Жыл бұрын

    Crap

  • @muttlee9195

    @muttlee9195

    Жыл бұрын

    @@zapkvr it’s not crap I’m not red headed but I don’t get this negativity. I am Scottish and being red headed is a precious rare racial trait from the most western fringes of Europe a recessive gene on its way out. Apart from that this sick negativity towards them causes bullying/ discrimination etc. would it be ok to go yuck about a black person or Asian person? I don’t understand where it’s come from in recent years but its very wrong. No doubt crap but best wishes.

  • @tonymarkey6525

    @tonymarkey6525

    Жыл бұрын

    Many jokes by default are insulting. I’m half Irish but love a good joke that takes the p-ss at an Irishman’s expense. Do I think it’s offensive? No. Why? Because I have a sense of humour and understand what comedy is. It’s that simple. You want to take offence, go ahead. Alternatively have a laugh and get over yourself frankly.

  • @muttlee9195

    @muttlee9195

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tqrrible you with short meaningless comments - is it funny to act disgusted at someone’s hair colour this causes psychological and physical harm.

  • @MrJokerlad19
    @MrJokerlad19 Жыл бұрын

    Yawn

  • @rodgerwesterik2952
    @rodgerwesterik2952 Жыл бұрын

    do you even read these Mr Carr

  • @LoftechUK
    @LoftechUK Жыл бұрын

    😂

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