How Many Jokes Can Jimmy Say In 30 MINUTES? | Jimmy Carr
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Who will count the jokes?
We've clipped together every joke Jimmy has said over his long career that comes in under 30 seconds & stitched it together in this 30 minute compilation. For those people that get impatient with their comedy but who also have half an hour to kill.
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Seen him live few yrs ago, he is brilliant
Jimmy's timing is impeccable
@zapkvr
Жыл бұрын
Oh it's peccable
@ricksimon9867
Жыл бұрын
Timing? What timing? He tells a joke, waits for the laughter to die down, then tells the next joke. Hate him or love him, but there is no timing involved in his act.
@rjtimmerman2861
Жыл бұрын
@@ricksimon9867 there is timing in the middle of the joke Letting the audience think for a moment before moving on to the punchline
@ricksimon9867
Жыл бұрын
@@rjtimmerman2861 "wait till audience is quiet again" is not timing.
@zapkvr
Жыл бұрын
@@ricksimon9867
This video could be a Slimfast advert, or a warning against anaphylactic shock and face swelling. 😂
@fugotheghoul7106
Жыл бұрын
if he answer that, i will die laughing for sure
@joolz-hearall1p126
Жыл бұрын
.. or just being Michael Gove
@fugotheghoul7106
Жыл бұрын
@@joolz-hearall1p126 who?
@ItzShme5
Жыл бұрын
@@fugotheghoul7106who asked
@markmiller9049
Жыл бұрын
Sorry
Very very appreciated Jimmy! I have a selfish thought; may Jimmy Carr never retire! Cheers!
I watch this and it puts me in a good mood especially when I've got out of the wrong side of the bed the guy is brilliant 🤣😂🤣🤣
@moniqueengleman873
5 күн бұрын
I haven't heard that for years and years. Thank you for reminding me of an actual human.
"If you suffocate in a bag for life..." You're still born.
You are my favourite comedian With a big face
The only thing missing from this video are the few seconds after where he laughs also. His laugh is infections. Infections like a disease that shrinks your esophagus while trying to eat and you’re attempting to gasp for air. I love it.
@adachi69420-haha
Жыл бұрын
A A A AH!
@heisenstein6392
Жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh-ah-ahh, makes me chuckle and snort everytime I hear him 😂
Wish he did a tour in Australia, would be well worth the money too see him live.
@StarDollar
Жыл бұрын
He almost did, but he apologized and payed back the money.
@HuchickCSGO
Жыл бұрын
he is in February next year
@CatsMeowPaw
Жыл бұрын
February and March he's in AU. Better get tickets quickly. My local show is almost sold out.
@PrajDy
Жыл бұрын
@@CatsMeowPaw Wonder if he brings back "Sh*t in her c*nt" joke in AU :DD
@race890
Жыл бұрын
....nearly as good as being in Australia & watching him for free while relaxing on the couch for free....right now
always thought Jimmy Carr was underrated...extremely funny brit!!!🇬🇧coming from an American 🇺🇲
@sugarnads
Жыл бұрын
Coz its far more impressive coming from an american.
@mikejackson5666
Жыл бұрын
Brits are funnier than yanks,n I'm an Australian
@bayoubilly5176
Жыл бұрын
@@mikejackson5666 Canada here. Auzzies are definitely usually funnier too 😉.
Nice job! My favorite clip show, yet. Thanks, Jimmy.
This is awesome🤣 hilarious af and this jokes compilation is really a great idea right on the jokes🥳loved it
@fugotheghoul7106
Жыл бұрын
lazy 😂
@sanchitghai1455
Жыл бұрын
@@fugotheghoul7106 😅lol
Amazing comedy master. Impeccable timing and excellent material.
8:38 that sound got me so hard 😅
@joshfincher7364
Жыл бұрын
it what-
@jeejabuaja
Жыл бұрын
Bro?
I love this man
My fave comedian in the entire universe!
@Hellspooned2
Жыл бұрын
Your fave comedian outside of Birmingham.
@su8096
Жыл бұрын
Great
Looks like Jimmy's trying to recapture his youth. Shouldn't have let him escape in the first place.
Jimmy Carr is hilarious, there should be a try hard not to laugh challenge based on him.
"I've got a little tip for you"... sure you have Jimmy, sure you have...
And I never had to hear him laugh 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I have a new found appreciation for that man
@jamesrobertson3853
Жыл бұрын
I love the laugh He's my spirit anima uh ha huu!!!!!
I died at the fish of the day joke
Hes like a young aspiring Ralph Fiennes 🤣🤣
LOVE ALL UR WORK 🙂✌✌👍👍👍👍
Window, seat, or I'll... 10:51
Frantically looking in the comments for how many jokes he made in the video
5:49
@gierdolfarlyuto3266
Жыл бұрын
WHO IS SHEEE?
Thanks jimmy, yeah never thought of that, I'll watch again with the ad blocker off ;)
Thanks I needed that 😛✌🏾
I was having hiccups in the duration of 2:34...it cured my hiccups
“Lazy”
Nice!
If we watch an add you get some of the money that the ad paid KZread to show it
I think he nicked that fire exit joke from lee evans
@nolanjv
6 ай бұрын
I thought it was a Hedberg joke lol
LOL
Thank you for that last bit, you're very welcome. It's quite literally, the least I could do. Budah of Birmingham
Love the video To many ads
How's the experimental serums going...Jimmy?
I love red heads
Ah man. Loves ya Jimmy. I pray the Censorship god’s never strike.
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
So how many jokes was that?
soz got adblock, but im sure you can appreciate someone avoiding a payment others make.... ta for the laughs x
i would not mind meeting you
ferry vunny
the scissors in plastic joke is Ellens,
😂😂😂
I don't get the title, all this guys jokes are under 30 seconds
@not.tied-skip3337
11 ай бұрын
yea and the title is asking how many 30 second jokes he can do in 30 minutes
@DeonLechino
11 ай бұрын
not all of them, majority
The title to get views and $$ by luring people in thinking that he was actually saying 30 jokes in 30 minutes instead of snippet’s from his shows which could be done with any comedian was clever,good for you 👏👏👏
@coleozaeta6344
10 ай бұрын
It means 30minutes of jokes that are under 30s each. r/woosh
I am buggered by the idea that Carr is allowed in buildings with all these burns he keeps doing.
6:57 I didn't get it..
@VestigialHead
Жыл бұрын
He pretended he had walked into the theatre and forgot why he walked in there.
@Andybaby
Жыл бұрын
@@VestigialHead ahhhhhh, ok. thanks.
Anyone count?
When you want quantity over quality, Carr always deliver.
@musicloverme3993
Жыл бұрын
He's much better than Truck.
@calysagora3615
Жыл бұрын
@@musicloverme3993 Truck?
@musicloverme3993
Жыл бұрын
@@calysagora3615 As opposed to Car(r).
I've ga a hamma
home counties lol essex people talk properley lol
definitely not last
I saw Jimmy live once, he must have been having a bad day.....
@AchmedComedy_
Жыл бұрын
He talks about that in his book. Says that he should’ve not followed through when he was mentally in a bad place but also didn’t wanna bail out on his commitment
я обожаю вас джим кар вы лучший )) я из россии )
Has anyone ever said that Jimmy looks just like a ventriloquist's puppet?
@ABandCalledStoned
Жыл бұрын
Now that you mention it...
He looks like relative of Ben Shapiro . Ben wouldn't like him 🤣
I didnt care about his s*x related jokes,but the rest was hilareous..... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🥰🥰🥰
Yes, Jamaica!
Thank francie Boyle for writing most of this
The guy is clever, but it's no surprise when you know his birthday... 😉
Most fun when it ended.
11th. I’ve heard these all before on DVD
@zapkvr
Жыл бұрын
Whooppee
All they need to do find 30 minutes of FUNNY jokes - I realise that's probably asking too much
@VestigialHead
Жыл бұрын
Ahh nice passive aggression. Do you kiss your mum with that sarcasm?
Gg
C0---vid dbag!
Noooooo
STOP RECYCLING!! ADD NEW STUFFZ!
Third, also very funny
Qqqqq
I enjoy the discrimination against the gingers.
@ABandCalledStoned
Жыл бұрын
They bring it on themselves you know. It's in the genes. :D
Hit and miss🤷🏻♂️
About as funny as a death at a birthday party.
@stephenfrench3888
Жыл бұрын
Or being around you
First
@justsaying14
Жыл бұрын
Here's your price 🍪
@joshmitchell5654
Жыл бұрын
Your parents still hate you
14:53 mitch hedberg told ot better still fucking funny
Third
@ninomrki
Жыл бұрын
Well done
@justsaying14
Жыл бұрын
Here's your price 🍪
Second
@ninomrki
Жыл бұрын
Well done
@justsaying14
Жыл бұрын
Here's your price 🍪
Some people think he is funny.
It did NOT work when I said it. U-Tub objected to mere comedy...quoted comedy. 🤐
How much tax can Jimmy dodge through Panamanian and Swiss loopholes in the next half hour? Even more now after Kwasi Kwarteng's & Liz Truss's top tax rate slash to 40%. Totally legally too, eh Jimmy?
Jimmy you always have on your gay face.
You want 30 jokes in 30 seconds, Repeat the following quickly. Trump, Trump, Trump
It’s not funny to be racist it causes serious harm
@tqrrible
Жыл бұрын
do you know what a joke is?
@zapkvr
Жыл бұрын
Crap
@muttlee9195
Жыл бұрын
@@zapkvr it’s not crap I’m not red headed but I don’t get this negativity. I am Scottish and being red headed is a precious rare racial trait from the most western fringes of Europe a recessive gene on its way out. Apart from that this sick negativity towards them causes bullying/ discrimination etc. would it be ok to go yuck about a black person or Asian person? I don’t understand where it’s come from in recent years but its very wrong. No doubt crap but best wishes.
@tonymarkey6525
Жыл бұрын
Many jokes by default are insulting. I’m half Irish but love a good joke that takes the p-ss at an Irishman’s expense. Do I think it’s offensive? No. Why? Because I have a sense of humour and understand what comedy is. It’s that simple. You want to take offence, go ahead. Alternatively have a laugh and get over yourself frankly.
@muttlee9195
Жыл бұрын
@@tqrrible you with short meaningless comments - is it funny to act disgusted at someone’s hair colour this causes psychological and physical harm.
Yawn
do you even read these Mr Carr
😂