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@karensupreme8149

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@nowyoupeepme6743

3 жыл бұрын

The hell how fast do you upload Also, I didn't get the notification for some unapparent reason

@xXDogeNgamerXx

3 жыл бұрын

Love your content

@user-fj4xd7hn7k

3 жыл бұрын

wooow im early

@SalamiHoopz

3 жыл бұрын

Whoever is Reading this: Your skin isn't a paper don't cut it Your body isn't a book don't judge it Your heart isn't a door don't lock it Your life isn't a movie don't end it it Your brain isn’t a computer don’t run it You're beautiful If a caterpillar can become a beautiful butterfly you can be more amazing and fly even higher in life (by the way I’m also a small youtuber looking for your support plz) I didn't create this quote Just wanna spread positive vibes

When he said "breathing is an answer to a very hard problem" I felt that.

@red7xx49

3 жыл бұрын

Look at demon slayer

@OmnishitpostENG

3 жыл бұрын

Breathing is jojo references

@foolishgruntigluana7041

3 жыл бұрын

do u have corona?

@SukacitaYeremia

3 жыл бұрын

* sigh* come on guys

@pvic6959

3 жыл бұрын

is that why we sigh and a deep breath when faced with a huge problem

Manual breathing activated: The video.

@khynantoque

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha same

@JesusChrist-jv8xc

3 жыл бұрын

You have cursed me

@usernametaken017

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lmao

@teaweetabix4589

3 жыл бұрын

Dude.

@shlaghyachaturvedi9499

3 жыл бұрын

True

Kurzgesagt, the only show that can make bacteria look cute.

@philip8387

3 жыл бұрын

E

@AfrinOyon

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rifatrifat6602

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😅

@caseygrimm8704

3 жыл бұрын

Brew: “hold my coffee”

@muhammadksatriaakbarariend8684

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Fun fact: if you were to take someone’s veins and put them in a single string, you would be arrested

@junoperberry

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Cannibalism isn't illegal in the USA, the person just has to consent to being eaten by you and it's all good.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

On a similar thread, a human body has enough bones in it to construct a whole entire skeleton

@karibrimacombe8710

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 No

@fleggitier

2 жыл бұрын

@@karibrimacombe8710 yes

@nowdeadchannel2352

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 no way

"Staying alive is about doing things." I always thought I was dead. Now I'm certain.

@kieranmcginley1262

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, the "thIs comMent iS sO uNderrAter" is overused, but fr this is funny.

@emerr64

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@calvinscarvings.66

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@frst.4633

3 жыл бұрын

Took me a second to realise what you did there 😅

@enochb6262

3 жыл бұрын

lol

kurz: _when you breath in_ *instantly breathes in* "ah, i see"

@justvictorgd

3 жыл бұрын

Bots...

@moelester1097

3 жыл бұрын

Oh i did that

@jaimetrevino4650

3 жыл бұрын

This is funny because it’s true

@28_ranggaclio

3 жыл бұрын

Literally me when breath in

@iwantsexseemyvideo8642

3 жыл бұрын

Didi

“Life loves free things” EA: I’m gonna stop you right there

@ricojes

3 жыл бұрын

Nestle: Limited time offer for... WATER.

@elisabethsun7059

3 жыл бұрын

EA games used to be good

@waltercomunello121

2 жыл бұрын

gonna need the Standard Jump Expansion Pack to be able to burn more ATP to make a single jump. offer lasts for 10 jumps, then you've got to renew it.

@BrainPermaDeD

2 жыл бұрын

@@elisabethsun7059 They used to be but not now and never ever.

@christianlorrain877

2 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? That ain't true. EA loves to get free money from people buying the same sports game over and over again!

Kurzgesagt: "you're breathing" Me **suddenly aware of my breathing** "goddammit"

@elisabethsun7059

3 жыл бұрын

Ehh I’m used to it

@b0rder.-991

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine we had to constantly tell ourselves to breathe. It would be so hard to do anything

@calmcantanimate8626

2 жыл бұрын

NAH BRO YOU DID IT TO ME

@sloth6480

2 жыл бұрын

Try an Alan watts video. He constantly talks about breathing.

@CitizenRex1

2 жыл бұрын

Me: *watching video peacefully* Warrior Wolfy: ""Kurzgesagt: "you're breathing" Me *suddenly aware of my breathing* "goddammit" "" Me: "goddammit"

“Staying Alive is about doing things” Me: *Instantly Dies*

@nojustno4209

3 жыл бұрын

Mood

@The_Chitrakarist

3 жыл бұрын

We do things even when we are not doing things, we dont do things from outside but we are constantly doing something inside

@realwhigmaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@The_Chitrakarist so when you die, you do something so you don't die, which is something so you basically never die

@camrenstevens317

3 жыл бұрын

Pls gibe de pusi b0ss

@The_Chitrakarist

3 жыл бұрын

@@realwhigmaster no I mean when we get old and start to doe we cant do anything our way of doing things get blocked by [insert death cause here] so we die because of [insert death cause here]

These are the happiest single-celled organisms I’ve ever seen.

@fguy8846

3 жыл бұрын

Dr. why are you watching KZread videos? Get back to work!

@raizenotaku5378

3 жыл бұрын

I'm reporting you to the 05 council .

@R3ll1k73

3 жыл бұрын

But what about subject [redacted]?

@m.yanuwarta2721

3 жыл бұрын

Can i see those scp lewds you draw?

@purplehaze2358

3 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Bright Is that a challenge?

ive never been so proud of myself for breathing, my god im such a complex organism i'm impressed with myself

@junoperberry

2 жыл бұрын

same

@fleggitier

2 жыл бұрын

turns out we're not small and insignificant, we're actually very large, just very well folded. Still insignificant though...

@Comment27560

2 жыл бұрын

Evelution is fake :)

@Enthalpy--

2 жыл бұрын

@@Comment27560 You're perfect example of Dunning Kruger effect

@nachiketkulkarni8540

2 жыл бұрын

@@Comment27560 Evolution is not fake , it failed. Failed to evolve you.

As a Ph.D student studying microbiology, thank you for making cute animated bacteria. Might I suggest that you all do a video on giant viruses and virophages? They’re a relatively new discovery/concept but really interesting! Basically viruses infecting other viruses!!

@imibuks-replit

2 жыл бұрын

Your request has been answered

@mattanderson126

2 жыл бұрын

Yo they did it!

@ciseuviado7998

Жыл бұрын

where it is?

@MJRuda

11 ай бұрын

Where?

Most memorable narrators in media: David Attenborough Morgan Freeman The Kurzgesagt man

@luispineda6181

3 жыл бұрын

His name is Steve Taylor.

@WanderTheNomad

3 жыл бұрын

@@luispineda6181 *The K u r z g e s a g t m a n*

@donottrustanyonelol

3 жыл бұрын

@@luispineda6181 *the Kurzgesagt man*

@AngelNoXIV

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Addison Anderson from Ted ED!

@Pomatopedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@luispineda6181 Steve Tyler from Aerosmith?

Thanks... I need to breathe manually now..

@andricode

3 жыл бұрын

That's not true, i bet you didn't notice you were breathing manually when you read this

@sagapulastation1711

3 жыл бұрын

Good thing i don't blink manually

@oscario9405

3 жыл бұрын

@@sagapulastation1711 you made me blink manually now

@ultragamer7532

3 жыл бұрын

get good

@Slobzz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ultragamer7532 *git gud

So, size does matter.

Great video as always! However, let me actually answer the question in the title "How Large Can a Bacteria get?". In 1999 a non-phototrophic sulphur oxidazing Bacterium called 'Thiomargarita namibiensis', which translates into 'Sulphur pearl of Namibia' was found off the coast of Namibia. The Bacterium was measured up to 0.75 mm in size, which is large enough to easily see by the naked eye! Isn't this amazing?!

@jesse59563

3 жыл бұрын

yes!

@amentrison2794

Жыл бұрын

for anyone coming across this comment, the way that Thiomargarita namibiensis gets around the diffusion problem is by having a large vacuole in the center of it. So basically all of the cell's "insides" are in a layer closer to the surface of the cell, while the actual core of the cell which is harder to reach by diffusion doesn't hold any of the "important" stuff.

@GogiRegion

Жыл бұрын

@@amentrison2794 I think that method was mentioned in the video, but not any examples of bacteria that use it.

Video: How large can a bacteria get? Also the video: No

@theexam7394

3 жыл бұрын

In case it was not obvious enough, the video was indirectly saying that bacteria can only become as big as diffusion allows them to, which is just on the nanometer scale.

@vitorbarbozasantos9994

3 жыл бұрын

They said...

@creativenamegoeshere2562

3 жыл бұрын

Please sub to weird stuff animation

@coolxplayer12

3 жыл бұрын

@@creativenamegoeshere2562 i did

@creativenamegoeshere2562

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolxplayer12 thank you

Imagine you’re just chilling and a giant E. Coli comes over and engulfs you

@kshitijsharma759

3 жыл бұрын

Then you infect E.coli 's gut , revenge100

@mikethespike056

3 жыл бұрын

@@punctdan GG

@SeanFerree

3 жыл бұрын

Right!! 😱😱

@miguelmontenegro3520

3 жыл бұрын

@@kshitijsharma759 When you kill a bacteria from the inside: The Future is now old man.

@SunriseLAW

3 жыл бұрын

Worse: imagine you are just chilling and you learn that AT LEAST 65% of cells in our bodies are MICROBES. Their cells are much smaller than our meat-bag cells. So we are made by microbes to be their hosts. All macroflora and macrofauna were formed by microbes to be hosts and our DNA is a record of it.

The first cell moments after coming to life: "I'm tired" Relatable

0:29 So that bird has no lungs.

"Staying alive is about doing things"... many of us have been dead for some time now then

@freezingicy9457

3 жыл бұрын

hey quibit love your vids! how is this only 2 likes?

@someone-vk6gk

3 жыл бұрын

Can I be alive again if I suddenly want to do things

@dintexinformationsystems1004

3 жыл бұрын

Dead inside to be exact!

@SupLuiKir

3 жыл бұрын

If you aren't living, then you're dying.

@gunjanshah13

3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact :- A Dwarf planet, Sedna, in the Kuiper belt takes 10,500 years to complete one revolution around the Sun. I have got a whole video dedicated to fun facts about solar system.

this channel is more entertaining than netflix

@seblockett1242

3 жыл бұрын

Right lmao

@potheadjeebus8156

3 жыл бұрын

Getting or is?

@jimmythebot8491

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@KingKodiacBear9

3 жыл бұрын

And with 100% less pedophilia

@coffeesoda6882

3 жыл бұрын

no thanks lol. netflix has a lot more shows

This dude's voice is honestly so nice to listen to

My mom: “Go do something.” Me, an intellectual: 0:11

"staying alive means doing things" Me: Why do I feel offended by this?

@troyterry5759

3 жыл бұрын

If you're that het up you should do something about -- oh. Hmm.

@supremelordofthebathroom7197

3 жыл бұрын

@@troyterry5759 I know what I must do, but I do not know if I have the strength to do it.

@beyondtubular2435

3 жыл бұрын

Dude if sloths somehow haven’t gone extinct then your fine

@crazycreepy9408

3 жыл бұрын

@@beyondtubular2435 sloth aren't on the red list? Edit : afther some reseach it have 3 species of sloth 1 it critcal state of extinction, 1 is vunerable and the las one is safe...

@tribot_leader

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny

Kurzgesagt: life loves free things Me, watching this video for free: yes

@isaacsiao204

3 жыл бұрын

everyone else: memes in the comments me: THE SERIES IS BACK

@dougDuarte

3 жыл бұрын

you're not watching this for free. Eletric energy, internet, etc... :D

@memes4life118

3 жыл бұрын

LIFE STARTER KIT

@knightofsvea604

3 жыл бұрын

Yes KZread is "free" alright

@chrisj4288

3 жыл бұрын

@Ward Zahran one is proud of being a nerd, friend

One advantage of being too large for diffusion is that you can put up a thick wall all around you and only allow things in through a few tightly controlled gates. Our skin is basically an impenetrable wall to any invading microbe, covered in poison, while almost all our openings can be closed so we can be pretty selective about what gets in. This makes us a lot more resistant to infection than microscopic lifeforms since infections can get in anywhere with them so long it can trick the chemistry of the cell but we just don't have many living cells at the surface to be tricked since our skin is literally a pile of dead cells. It's like the difference between a rural village and Constantinople in terms of defenses.

"Staying alive is about doing things." 🎵Ah ah ah ah! Staying alive! Staying alive! 🎵

Whale-sized bacterium: "I feel empty..." Me too, squishy boi, me too.

@ravelnavarro9625

3 жыл бұрын

yo call a doctor to get that checked, your guts should be inside, not outside.

@spooktspeek

3 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Mott no

@Bruh-vd1pp

3 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Mott hella cringe

@parkourcracker3984

3 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Mott CRINGE

@wallabra

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm, it's fun to wonder how squishy a whale-sized cell membrane would actually feel to the touch...

Expectation: How large can bacteria get? Reality: How to breathe

@BillAnt

3 жыл бұрын

Humans are the largest bacterias/bacteriums on Earth, we eat up everything and spread like cancer. xD

@varflock9777

3 жыл бұрын

@@BillAnt We're not composed of a single cell though and cancer is not a bacteria. Very bad comparison.

@shriyanshpandey112

3 жыл бұрын

@@BillAnt Humans are living things and living things spread, if we didn't some other species would have done the same things as us just in a slightly different way.

@ididntgetthejoke3216

3 жыл бұрын

@@BillAnt cancer doesn't spread tho. It's a non communicable disease and it isn't caused by bacteria.

@ididntgetthejoke3216

3 жыл бұрын

@Dominotik Ivan Tulovskiy what I mean is that cancer doesn't spread from human to human contact(droplets, touching, etc) unlike bacteria and viruses which do. You can't give a random dude cancer if you have it. You are right tho if you're talking about the body, you spoke facts 👌

I know you’ll never see this but I would really love to see “evolution of life,” an illustration how the singecelled organisms evolved to be multicellular (like here), the struggles they’ve faced and extinction events, how sexual reproduction came about, why dinosaurs were so successful, how mammals took over. I think it would be really neat

@shreyasvattem7085

2 жыл бұрын

same

@darthadipose1920

2 жыл бұрын

There’s no fucking way they’d fit that into a 10 minute video

@galfinsp7216

2 жыл бұрын

Until they do, there’s another channel that does that in greater detail, under the idea of our world being a giant mmo: Tierzoo

I like how this video explains easier than my teacher notes on diffusion

kurzegesagt: your life is precious Also kurzegesagt: oh yeah, and your life is meaningless too

@ireplytoeverything3122

3 жыл бұрын

Should you live life to the fullest? Well yes but actually no

@baconninja4481

3 жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear: Had an existential crisis

@youtubetroller2451

3 жыл бұрын

Xd

@ItsJJOLO

3 жыл бұрын

Preciously meaningless

@BigPurpleCarrot

3 жыл бұрын

It is precious but ultimately meaningless

If I had these kind of videos available as a kid, I swear I'd be waaay more into science early on!

@johnstevens1020

3 жыл бұрын

:o

@crystal_shine-b3n

3 жыл бұрын

Woah

@sonnyburgess2510

3 жыл бұрын

These would be so good for high school.

@reapermaster1233

3 жыл бұрын

As a 13yo I can verify this

@tobikat8865

3 жыл бұрын

@@reapermaster1233 same

Kurzgesagt: “Staying alive is doing something.” Me: “I guess I’m not alive...”

@elisabethsun7059

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna comment “Lol” but for some reason it won’t let me

@kirakira9906

2 жыл бұрын

@@elisabethsun7059 I'll do it

@kirakira9906

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@junoperberry

2 жыл бұрын

@@kirakira9906 no, I'll do it

@junoperberry

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Giant Bacterium : "I feel empty" Me too kid, me too

Can we just add that the narrator's voice has never changed.

@alx54723

3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@sam-by6sq

3 жыл бұрын

ban gay

@RetrospectionRegression

3 жыл бұрын

@@sam-by6sq ?

@alexh2947

3 жыл бұрын

@@sam-by6sq yo wut

@Qureas

3 жыл бұрын

Ture, but it sounded tired to me, hope they havn't created existensial dread in themselves.

"life loves free things" *me who loves free costco samples- he's not wrong you know*

@thelucky3892

3 жыл бұрын

Wait doesn't costco have membership fees?

@ArtyMars

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm the science checks out on this one hahah 😂💁🏻‍♂️😎

@phazaz5697

3 жыл бұрын

I used to just separate from my parents with my sister and we would go and wander around and take the samples. Then we would wait for them to change shifts and we would exploit and take double XD

@phazaz5697

3 жыл бұрын

@Jakob Škoberne who remembers cut the rope XD

@UniversalDirp

3 жыл бұрын

AHAHAAAA YES

I am 30 years old and only now with this video does anything make sense with breathing. I also always wondered how bugs "breathe". Thank you so much for simple powerful information in a stunning visual style.

Kurzgasegt:You're breathing. Me: *Holds my breath* wrong.

"Size doesen't matter" Kurzgesagt: eeeeeeehhhh....

@christianhwang314

3 жыл бұрын

300 likes and not a single reply lol

@ViprazDesigns

3 жыл бұрын

Make that 2 lmao

@Jaxnetic

3 жыл бұрын

Make that 3 lmao

@chrishudson3798

3 жыл бұрын

Make it 4, take it till 100 without getting flow destroyed

@WillTheRaccoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrishudson3798 make it 5

6:56 "When you breath in," Kurztgesagt: *Breathes in My satisfaction cannot be measured

@brunispero9301

3 жыл бұрын

He did it. He breath. I never heard him breath.

@samwithasceptile801

3 жыл бұрын

Nice catch!

@indranisarkar9037

3 жыл бұрын

Hence proven he is not a robot.

@realwhigmaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@indranisarkar9037 no, they still need to find all the traffic lights.

"In and out, in and out" That make me winky

I want to compliment your editing and writing ✍️, you give a helpful introduction to your topic, and you actually answer the question we clicked on the video about. Great Quality!

Kurzgesagt: does another experiment with size Bird janitor: Ah sh*t, here we go again

@xatiter

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@aeaeeaoiauea

3 жыл бұрын

@Liz Scholle kid alert

@emicharr

3 жыл бұрын

@Liz Scholle lol

@MsZsc

3 жыл бұрын

ehh, just don't comment

@yuremarodriguezglobe654

3 жыл бұрын

Me: sees this birds return also me: the return of the king

Diffusion: Exists. Life: "It's free real estate!"

@calvinscarvings.66

3 жыл бұрын

*free*

@zuzpager

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand how this meme is still alive but I am so glad it is

@the_second_channel

3 жыл бұрын

actually, literally makes sense in 2 ways

@sheepketchup9059

3 жыл бұрын

@@zuzpager because it's still funny, that's why. It's really not that hard to understand 😕

@zuzpager

3 жыл бұрын

@@sheepketchup9059 in this time when good funny memes die off in a matter of days... this has been around for years and people still use it and it's still funny. That's like a miracle or something

I'm here to test color of my monitor

The mention of combustion in cells reminded me of a thing about aliens where earth was the most dangerous place and any time it was brought up it would go: "Why would you want to go there? Everyone there is slowly burning alive on the inside!"

Why is this channel so damn fascinating? This is how school should be

@lastyhopper2792

3 жыл бұрын

maybe, because it takes a long time to make, and revise

@Ry3n590

3 жыл бұрын

You're truly a man of intelligence.

@qwertydavid8070

3 жыл бұрын

Turns out that it's easier to learn stuff when you aren't being forced into it or you aren't under time limits or your "tests" aren't overvalued or you aren't obligated to work.

@fruit____

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY why can’t kurzgezagt just be our whole entire education system

@eliy8159

3 жыл бұрын

I know right schools just make interesting stuff like this long, mono, and boring, but if they actually put some effort into it they can make maybe not exactly as cool as this awesome video but something pretty decent and better.

I love it when he says "In a nutshell" it just completes the experience for me

@WarrenGarabrandt

3 жыл бұрын

Like on PBS Spacetime when Matt ends every episode with the words "on spacetime".

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's the name of the channel!

@ketankrishna922

3 жыл бұрын

Ya

@iwantsexseemyvideo2263

3 жыл бұрын

Fyi

@iwantsexseemyvideo464

3 жыл бұрын

TM

These cute animated shorts describe concepts better than most professors can in 20 hours of class time.

@ronensuperexplainer

3 жыл бұрын

Really?

@polarisjoy569

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously because school has a different teaching method. They teach limited info to not overwhelm you and give you time to memorize and understand it.

@ronensuperexplainer

3 жыл бұрын

@@polarisjoy569 That's not "obvious"...

@polarisjoy569

3 жыл бұрын

@@ronensuperexplainer It depends person to person, as someone who has a method of studying, I know this

I love the detail where he says "when you breathe in" and then proceeds to breathe in quickly before continuing his sentence. You only include that together with the splendid topics, research and animation if you're extremely dedicated!

@migolan6606

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe his brain just switched to manual breathing and he needed to breathe at that moment XD

Someone: size does not matter. Kurzgaesagt: well, actually....

@alephkasai9384

3 жыл бұрын

A smaller prick allows ya to diffuse oxygen and carbon dioxide easier

@yh3617

3 жыл бұрын

@WANT SÈХ - Rita 24 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! STFU bot

@ridoafgarfadilla390

3 жыл бұрын

i mean your breathing thats a thing

Cell: Enjoying ATP First cell: back in my day...

@dominic.decoco

3 жыл бұрын

such an underrated comment

@dvrockin609

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominic.decoco though better than yours....

@iwastheonewhoasked3624

3 жыл бұрын

@@dvrockin609 and better than yours

@dvrockin609

3 жыл бұрын

@@iwastheonewhoasked3624 and better than yours

@grunge-616

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominic.decoco no

"Life loves free things" My government: no we dont do that here

Did they really just make pseudomonas aeruginosa look kawaii? This channel never ceases to amaze.

Mentions breathing Me for some reason: *Unable to automatically breathe*

@rayaan9461

3 жыл бұрын

God damnit now im manually breathing XD

@jojoshoot2392

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo same

@octaviusgalacticus2253

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you do thatttt

2:37 "The great thing about diffusion is that it is free, and Life loves free things. " Relatable.

@TheRandomizerYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@NovusCenters Ye, but I literally meant that I live on free things as well lol 😂.

@KutWrite

3 жыл бұрын

@@NovusCenters: "Free?" You don't pay for internet or electricity?

@KutWrite

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Kurtzgesagt does come from a socialist country, where they pretend they get their stuff for free.

@NovusCenters

3 жыл бұрын

@@KutWrite HAHA you're right!

@TheRandomizerYT

3 жыл бұрын

@@KutWrite Lol

Watching this channel and taking short tests should seriously give you a low-key degree in science! It covers nearly everything I learned in my undergrad in such an informative and memorable way.

“In and out, in and out” - me when I want to go outside because it’s snowing but it’s too cold

@enthouendhut

3 жыл бұрын

Also me on bed 😏

@breadlord5557

3 жыл бұрын

@@enthouendhut for food obviously 😂 😂

“Stay alive is about doing things” Me: Guess I’ll die

@Ali_Kareem180

3 жыл бұрын

I hope

@nooneimportant2591

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ali_Kareem180 shut up

@criscrosxxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@nooneimportant2591 no , no hes got a point

@JaydenMontano

3 жыл бұрын

It's so funny because you like to pretend to be depressed to get likes

@krayzeekat7279

3 жыл бұрын

@@JaydenMontano On what part of the comment did he say he was depressed?

"life loves free things" me going to every store in the state thats giving out free samples:

@EnderSpino

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Pickle Rick..

@MouseGoat

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, why are the F.B.I. going after free samples now D:

@EnderSpino

3 жыл бұрын

@@MouseGoat Because They are Pickle Rick

@igluu4931

3 жыл бұрын

@@EnderSpino he does raise a good point

@kylerluo4544

3 жыл бұрын

Life just loves free things. Looks like the F.B.I is no exception!

"Square Cube Law" Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

@Randomela

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

@chloemary8830

3 жыл бұрын

The archer class is made out of archers

@edwinhuang9244

3 жыл бұрын

Death is fatal

@aquarius7600

3 жыл бұрын

Water is wet

@demmatterseducer5667

3 жыл бұрын

@@aquarius7600 ACTUALLY

This channel is amazing in explaining complex concepts in a easy way I love watching all your videos. Congratulations for such excellent work.

Let's be honest: we all really wanted a part 3 and just as we finally forgot about it Kurzgesagt uploaded this

@ArpanDe

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted

@Spooyz

3 жыл бұрын

@Jan_hruska TV wut?

@totallyrealnotfakelifeadvi7547

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that’s just the truth

@caslaBBalsac

3 жыл бұрын

And it sucked.

@itsmeal8186

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why i love them so much

"Life loves free things" It is indeed free real estate

@kizvy

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@tylnozcn27

3 жыл бұрын

:|

"Life loves free things." Cool to know that it's across all species 🤣🤣🤣

This is explaining biology in 10 minutes in a way everyone remembers. Despite my years of biology in school I didn't learn neatly as much

The entire time, I'm waiting for the intro to pop up.

@maricelatejeda8002

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@reapermaster1233

3 жыл бұрын

DAMNIT i didn't notice that

@looneymar9153

3 жыл бұрын

also no birds died

@calvinscarvings.66

3 жыл бұрын

LooneyMar *impossible*

The narrator: _Repeatedly uses square metres_ Americans watching : *demonic screeching*

@ryanbui2046

3 жыл бұрын

I just turn to dust like a vampire in sunlight.

@TheCimbrianBull

3 жыл бұрын

LOL 🤣 😅 🤣

@danilelun

3 жыл бұрын

1 metre is equal to 3.3 feet so figure that out for yourself

@miles8385

3 жыл бұрын

*ahem* Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@Machtri343

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly at this point, I can visualize most things a lot easier in meters, but for some reason, I still have a hard time visualizing human height in anything other than feet & inches

8:58 I feel bad for that bird, his beak got stuck in the ground ;(

"Staying alive is about doing things" Me binging youtube videos instead of studying or working out: "Indeed."

Me and the boys at 3 am trying to become a multi-cell being.

@Smurdner05

3 жыл бұрын

Gayyyyyyy

@MouseGoat

3 жыл бұрын

But that would be multi-multi-cell beings :D or well Multi-body beings.

@ortherner

3 жыл бұрын

@@MouseGoat A Super-Organism

"Staying alive is about doing things" Welp...

@a51theultimatetroll85

3 жыл бұрын

Make today the day you start working towards something 💯 make goals, small and big, and keep yourself on track. You can do it homie

@thekusharmy3632

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@eummi

3 жыл бұрын

Is that like a personal attack or something?

@milec1727

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna touch a bacteria they are smooth

@alainar5241

3 жыл бұрын

@@milec1727 i- what

"breathing is the answer to a very hard problem" Me taking calculus: so this must be impossible.

@anthonycroisier80

3 жыл бұрын

Hint: take a big breath;-)

there might be a giant pod of bacteria just swimming on the ocean floor where no human has ever seen before

When you realise there is no Kurzgesagt intro in this video: Something's wrong, I can feel it.

@CivicallyNotDan

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, something is off

@humansrants1694

3 жыл бұрын

Like Phil Collen wearing a shirt or Rocky Balboa not blocking with his face anymore.

@CivicallyNotDan

3 жыл бұрын

@@humansrants1694 yes

@ErykSzwarc

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for the intro while the video was over

@yuibkys3522

3 жыл бұрын

No

This video constantly put me into manual breathing mode.

@Aphelia.

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku I respect whatever it is you are doing

I'm studying biology in highschool and it was fun to understand everything in this video and remember the things I had learned in these couple of years. Love your channel ❤️

@raptorzilla0710

2 жыл бұрын

AMOGUS

Thank you so much to the team that put together this awesomely infotaining piece!!

Bacteria: "I feel empty" Me too buddy, me too

@geek2.027

3 жыл бұрын

Much depression.

@ireplytoeverything3122

3 жыл бұрын

@@geek2.027 You can’t fell depression if you can’t feel anything at all

@gabrielravina6258

3 жыл бұрын

im watching this before lunch and i feel the same way

@samusam5853

3 жыл бұрын

@@ireplytoeverything3122 you reply to everything 😮

@ireplytoeverything3122

3 жыл бұрын

@@samusam5853 I could if I had thousands of bots which I don’t because bots are awful

The singular form of bacteria is bacterium.

@mabd7340

3 жыл бұрын

And the singular form of mitochondria is mitochondrion.

@finalistburrito2499

3 жыл бұрын

And the thing I am and the singular form of stupidity is stupidium.

@micha45399

3 жыл бұрын

In latin but not in English I think

@adithyavraajkumar5923

3 жыл бұрын

@@mabd7340 It's mitochondrion (Greek not Latin)

@applepievro6577

3 жыл бұрын

Hi professor Dave

7:54 Trump intestines.

I feel I’m learning a lot with this video. This is how great teaching is done! 👍

This might just be the most educational "you are now breathing manually" trick in existence. Bravo.

@ruebke1485

3 жыл бұрын

When you steal a comment

I finish way too many Kurzgesagt videos with the thought: "I'd definitely play this game".

@tradutorajuliana

3 жыл бұрын

so true

@paisleepunk

3 жыл бұрын

If you think this gives you that thought, then Tierzoo would make you think you would be watching actual game guides.

@J0hnB09

3 жыл бұрын

@@paisleepunk about real life btw.

@justsmallyt985

3 жыл бұрын

how?

@J0hnB09

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsmallyt985 well some videos are video game style.

I like watching these videos on specific subjects i currently do in sciene. It helps because this gives a more simple, yet explanatory explanation of the subject.

I still want to know how large a bacterium can get

I love how professional Kurzgesagt's are, putting official subtitles in every possible language and finding English in them makes my day

@WolfgangDoW

3 жыл бұрын

British English too XD

@blackroadnewcountry

3 жыл бұрын

@@WolfgangDoW whatever that means lol

Imagine a collab between Kurzgesagt and bill wurtz 😳

@28thMagicKing

3 жыл бұрын

I would have a stroke while learning something at the same time

@rj5848

3 жыл бұрын

That will be history and science collab

@ZXCubed

3 жыл бұрын

*music moment*

@mammothpov

3 жыл бұрын

YAS

@makura8944

3 жыл бұрын

Sad Bill Nye the science guy noises

It's amazing how life just "decides" to do these really smart things.

@darthadipose1920

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t decide anything. This all happens automatically.

@migolan6606

2 жыл бұрын

The lifeforms who don't adapt die before reproducing. Those who adapt survive long enough to reproduce. The ones who adapt best reproduce the most and win the race (unless there are other factors that target them). That's evolution and survival of the fittest in a nutshell. I know, i myself was quite dissapointed we weren't made of matter smarter than us than can come up with clever solutions in real time to whatever problems we face. The closest thing we have to that is the epigenom.

@WokeandProud

Жыл бұрын

Emergence is pretty intresteding isn't Intelligent it's just life evolving to fit in with what the laws of physics allow.

This is pure gold! Thank you so much guys!!

I've learnt so much Biology in a video of Kurzgesagt more than I learnt it at school, thanks Kurzgesagt! Life is a miracle, doesn't matter what's your size... tall or short, big or small. And we should be grateful for it.

@marcelnowak402

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, your so right about it

It's mind-blowing that all life depends on something as simple as opening up your window and letting fresh air in and stale air out. Diffusion really is underrated.

@justalonesoul5825

3 жыл бұрын

Wear your mask and forget everything about this video ;-)

@shriihanmukherjee6502

3 жыл бұрын

@@justalonesoul5825 Not true but ok

@kirakira9906

2 жыл бұрын

@@justalonesoul5825 what

@enccy3410

2 жыл бұрын

@@justalonesoul5825 air goes through the mask

@lilia3944

2 жыл бұрын

@@justalonesoul5825 If you stop breathing when you wear your mask, you’re doing it wrong.

I learn like a trillion new things each video! Thankyou! ❤️

I’ve got to say, your animations are really very impressive. It must takes hours to put these together. All on brand style, perfect animation timings. And to top it off, we’ll explained, complex, fascinating topics. Bravo 👏👏👏

You’re literally the reason I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. Thank you for introducing science (in a fun way) for me.

@dontknowdontcare1934

3 жыл бұрын

Awww

@koningbielel4807

3 жыл бұрын

You’re*

@photon3566

3 жыл бұрын

Its a group of people , also , actual science is much more complicated , they arent exaggerating when they say they are grossly oversimplifying some things . But dont get me wrong they are still a great channel

@paperhatclown675

3 жыл бұрын

@@photon3566 yup! And I know :)

@paperhatclown675

3 жыл бұрын

@@koningbielel4807 thank you, I’ll correct it

5:22 "Our Giant bacterium would just die" "OR Would It?" *Vsause Music Intensifies*

@adamxue6096

3 жыл бұрын

There are very large single cellular organisms. However they are very special and have like a ton of nucleus to run the thing. So yeah, not exactly impossible but probably not.

@BooelGaymes

3 жыл бұрын

@@adamxue6096 normally very large single-celled organisms need an active absorption method so they cannot live only with diffusion

@platogkrone7161

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, they would. **Credits roll.**

@vitaliitomas8121

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey Vsause, Michel here"

@f1shyspace

3 жыл бұрын

Here before this comment gets 69.000 reply’s

I love how he breathed in when he said "when you breathe in" i love this guy,Man is DEDICATED TO DA JOB