“Then it’s time for the secret ingredient: chocolate chips.”

@Rouxvania

3 жыл бұрын

NO YOU JUST GAVE AWAY THE SECRET INGREDIENT WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO NOW????

@kyedankurz2783

3 жыл бұрын

Keep mixing the cookie dough until it looks like cookie dough

@Aightbet320

3 жыл бұрын

Those chocolate chips was from the other vid

@sparkyboi2802

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rouxvania I know right what’s he gonna give away next, the Krabby Patty Formula

@revan3270

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the floor is made out of floor

“300 minutes Fahrenheit” Definitely saying that in the kitchen now.

@KtheKing01

3 жыл бұрын

First name Last name don't forget to set it at 7 degrees

@alexcat6141

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, didn't I see you in the comments the other day?????

@strawber3seal_77

3 жыл бұрын

that's only 5 degrees...

@tidodickson2096

3 жыл бұрын

Pls go work your hardest, so you can go work at one of gordon ramsay's restaurants, wait for him to inspect your area, then yell this out loud.

@mzdiamondlover

3 жыл бұрын

@@tidodickson2096 challenge accepted

"GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMN IT" literally my favorite part

@user-dv1ex6ww3f

7 ай бұрын

It’s the fact that it’s so out of nowhere

@user-dv1ex6ww3f

7 ай бұрын

It’s the fact that it’s so out of nowhere

@sonyamagnelli1166

3 ай бұрын

Lmao

@scratch_homemadegalaxy3610

2 ай бұрын

I suspect a bot in the replies 😏

@tabithamonetathchi9386

2 ай бұрын

Yeah!

4:11 "to determine these are, in fact, chocolate chip cookies." You think it's funny till a raisin cookie gets through, this man is protecting us

@mythrilchromee1379

10 ай бұрын

I fucking hate raisin cookies so much

@vslazer6728

8 ай бұрын

Truly, not all heroes wear capes.

@DarkGope

5 ай бұрын

but i like oatmeal raisin

@Protos2

4 ай бұрын

@@DarkGope Get help. You need a therapist.

@Baseballking2011

3 ай бұрын

Me too there good

“They will be punished for insubordination once filming ends” I lost it at this point

@LunaTheStars

3 жыл бұрын

Don't tell Huggbees those cookies are actually workers

@fitzhugh7463

3 жыл бұрын

What did you lose, can help you find it

@NobleSlicks

3 жыл бұрын

@@fitzhugh7463 My left lung apparently

@mattm7220

3 жыл бұрын

@@NobleSlicks That sounds serious - you should probably see a doctor

@NobleSlicks

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattm7220 I am the iron lung now

Don’t tell huggbees about the existence of brookies

@pancake_crab4457

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the uggly(ier) brother of the Cronut.

@Fish-mc2gs

3 жыл бұрын

w-what's a brookie??

@thatguy4084

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, the proper term is Brooklynite

@ultrablueslime8216

3 жыл бұрын

You mean wookies?

@hazardcat7348

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fish-mc2gs its a crappy name white moms give their daughters.

he says brownies like a slur

@Darnimatesye

2 ай бұрын

Why are you actually right

@deepseagargantuar1373

21 күн бұрын

well there is a "ni" in "brownies"

@jwdk68

17 күн бұрын

unintentionally offensive for all of those grown mlp losers

4:51 I was falling asleep due to the dude's soothing voice and this woke me right up

@Monamiinx

Жыл бұрын

I recommend the cheesecake video for sleeping

@DolanTheProtogen

Жыл бұрын

L

@platigold

Жыл бұрын

Bro 😂💀

@wadsonviola

11 ай бұрын

LOL 😂

@armeowgeddon

11 ай бұрын

@@Monamiinx thjis ocmment is so fuckign funny to me i can't explain it

“The cookies remain in the oven for 7 degrees at 300 minutes Fahrenheit” Wait what?

@Cellistontheinternet

3 жыл бұрын

Brain.error rebooting....brain exploded, rebooting failed

@imadoge5036

3 жыл бұрын

Godzilla had a stroke while reading his and fricking died

@stevecouldbeme9288

3 жыл бұрын

@@imadoge5036 donke kong wins by default

@bananya6020

3 жыл бұрын

fun fact: 1° = 60 minutes, so 5 degrees fahrenheit... enjoy salmonella!

@notarmchairhistorian7779

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is so good.

"The cookies remain in the oven for 7degrees at 300minutes fahrenheit" I'm dead

@multifandom7779

3 жыл бұрын

7degrees*

@phantomisfat

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who heard this

@paytonconway3726

3 жыл бұрын

@@phantomisfat nope we all did lmao

@Realvictorleon

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I’m sleep 🤧🤣🤣🤣

@jeremiahrogers8734

3 жыл бұрын

best part lmao

I love how homemade these guys are, and how big and machine-like their home is!

@paulmccartney2327

Жыл бұрын

silence furcrіnge

@Resolver101

11 ай бұрын

@@paulmccartney2327Do you seriously have nothing better to do with your life than to call random people “furcringe”? That’s pretty cringe tbh

@paulmccartney2327

11 ай бұрын

@@Resolver101 >defending furaffinity users

@Resolver101

11 ай бұрын

@@paulmccartney2327 What? I just think it’s weird that you’re getting mad at people for having profile pictures with cartoon animals in them.

@KanoxRagnarok

10 ай бұрын

@@paulmccartney2327 Furry or not, anthropomorphic or not, a person is a person. If you do not like someone on the internet, best to ignore them, instead of showing hostility towards one, otherwise, you would get jumped on by people who'll defend that particular person. You either lack *_Common Sense_* to be *_aware of consequences of your own actions,_* or you may be aware of it and wish to get attention from multiple individuals for doing so, _even _*_IF_*_ those attentions are hateful replies._ But I doubt the reply you'll be receiving from me would even budge through your thick skull with a 4chan imprint on it (that is, if you even used 4chan for a while in the first place).

4:47 “And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE, GODDAMN IT!” Amazing. Best quote in the video in my opinion.

@Nekoramenartontiktok

8 ай бұрын

Agreed

@Funniguy2011

2 ай бұрын

Yea 😂

“And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!”

@SuperBread512

3 жыл бұрын

That part broke me

@centralnewyorkresponses7887

3 жыл бұрын

I read the comment as he was saying it!

@oilmustflow

3 жыл бұрын

@@SuperBread512 same here 😂

@user-hq5xg8sw8w

3 жыл бұрын

that was the last thing i was expecting 💀

@Ech0TheCerva

2 жыл бұрын

I seriously jumped when he said that lmao

“once the the machine has counted out the perfect number of cookies for the average American”

@ilikebees775

3 жыл бұрын

He said that as I read this

@sillycheese301

3 жыл бұрын

@Maxine Jyellee impossible

@Wertsir

3 жыл бұрын

There are always more cookies.

@Bee-qp7wm

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilikebees775 same

@Pikayoshgamer

3 жыл бұрын

I saw that second “the” you can’t fool me

These cookies even look like they're not perfect to further enhance the homemade illusion, it's genius.

This is exactly how all of these how its made shows should be narrated. Id pay extra just to watch this version

*GET THOSE BROWNEIS OUT OF HERE GOT DAMMIT* favorite part

@imacat8951

3 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@spelunkingonion

3 жыл бұрын

scared the crap outta me though

@yektaagra741

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes

@silentmoon8604

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@lordduck323

3 жыл бұрын

He forgot to yell at the macadamia nut cookies

“Vanilla beans harvested in Madagascar, New Jersey” As someone who lives in New Jersey I can tell you he’s correct

@MickeyMallone.

3 жыл бұрын

I live in the heart of Madagascar, NJ. Can also confirm.

@richardw6859

3 жыл бұрын

I live in NJ, can confirm we make vanilla

@DavidNightjet

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, Madagascar NJ. My favorite place in the Pine Barrens.

@SnorlaxWhisperer

3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidNightjet pine barrens of Endor? You gotta be more specific

@OfficialDomPhighting

3 жыл бұрын

madagascar? nonono. its on the moon.

A 95 year old guy is bed ridden. Can't move. His wife is baking chocolate chip cookies down the hall. The aroma is very tempting. Gathering all his energy, he slithers out of bed and crawls to the kitchen. He reach up for a cookie and his wife slaps his hand and says "No, those are for your funeral tomorrow".

@caimanaraujo479

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@nana8135

9 ай бұрын

❤

"GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!” I'm dying 🤣

@walterpullar5459

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@paulmccartney2327

Жыл бұрын

silence furcrіnge

@oreoeater6615

11 ай бұрын

good

@Fishe5398

11 ай бұрын

@@oreoeater6615 no one asked you

@Lawg202

9 ай бұрын

@@paulmccartney2327 cringe culture is dead

this guy sounds like an alien who’s trying to replicate what human jokes are

@promethium2302

3 жыл бұрын

If so it’s doing a good job

@cyberwolf367

3 жыл бұрын

But doing a way better job at it😂

@efrencardoso9837

3 жыл бұрын

@@KomLit Seems like you really dislike this mans channel, why even bother watching the video 😂🤦‍♂️ nothing better to do I’m guessing

@efrencardoso9837

3 жыл бұрын

@@KomLit Seen your other comments my man, and they were all hate comments. Why bother commenting if KZread is just going to recommend more of his videos.

@tjay2586

3 жыл бұрын

@@KomLit stfu

"The cookies remain in the oven for seven degrees at 300 minutes Fahrenheit" *Brain.exe has stopped working*

@4050N

3 жыл бұрын

*Windows95Shutdown.WAV*

@phuwit48

3 жыл бұрын

@@4050N ***Windows95ShutdownEARRAPE.wav

@4050N

3 жыл бұрын

@@phuwit48 🙉 lol

@TheGamerWithMore

3 жыл бұрын

r/ihadastroke

@albert_the_cool8092

3 жыл бұрын

@ me 2

"Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line at the bottom of your screen" *Bro broke the fourth wall* 💀

4:34 WHY ARE YOU PUTTING COOKIES IN THE SEWING BOX???

If they forget edible detergent in my cookie one more time I swear to god

@trevalonn2448

3 жыл бұрын

Ur profile pic is the literal definition " not funny didn't laugh"

@turpisfelis

3 жыл бұрын

@@trevalonn2448 k

@napalmstickstokids5619

3 жыл бұрын

@@trevalonn2448 get in the car we are going to look for who asked

@trevalonn2448

3 жыл бұрын

@@napalmstickstokids5619 i asked myself

@hollow8537

3 жыл бұрын

Another one of my kind it seems

"Starting with edible detergent" “Then it’s time for the secret ingredient: chocolate chips.”

@WolfyRed

3 жыл бұрын

355 likes nice

@badjer4328

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, pretty sure that was flour or baking powder. Thought he was gonna call one of the ingredients coccaine. Also in those 3 days this went to 554 likes

@ezekiel11322

3 жыл бұрын

@@badjer4328 he did but he didnt exactly say cocain

@badjer4328

3 жыл бұрын

@@ezekiel11322 booger sugar, nose candy, blow, snow, the other powder sugar, fairy dust, pearl dust

@Concerned_Kitten

3 жыл бұрын

"And beating until the cookie dough, looks like cookie dough"

I don't know if it's just because food isn't made how it used to be, but I've never seen a pre made cookie look that good before in my life.

Here's a little behind the scene fun-fact. The production footage shown is from The Cookie Christie; the bakery responsible for producing the famous cookies found at the Hilton hotels called "DoubleTree." As far as I know, the cookies are baked in hotel and wait in small warming drawers for guest in the main lobby. And /now/ you have a reason to stay in a DoubleTree.

"GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMMIT." I love professional he sounds, when in reality, he's really not 😂😂😂

@Jewl420

2 жыл бұрын

@Zeph_TJO really? You know I meant 🙄

@Pet_Hedgehog

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jewl420 "W H A T" I meant*

@Pet_Hedgehog

2 жыл бұрын

@Zeph The Stormtrooper I can feel your pain brother, hopefully one day the broken english community will end.

@thebigtrumpy5031

2 жыл бұрын

You should watch his outside in video the

@watcherglowcloud

2 жыл бұрын

@IC - SS - Official Channel wow you don't often find literal grammar nazis these days

“A really big mixing thing” Never heard a more professional phrase in my life

@a.y.vang1

3 жыл бұрын

Was looking for THIS comment. 😂😂

@tumblingartist

3 жыл бұрын

First sign that something is off XD

@thattee4964

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHA

@xeen8331

3 жыл бұрын

was wondering the same thing lol.

@jelfishery

3 жыл бұрын

“The secret ingredient, chocolate chips.”

“They spin to remind you how much you want a cookie.” Me: “I need a cookie right now.”

I love the little approximately 4 second pause after screaming at the brownies before continuing, to show that he needed a bit of time to calm down lmfao

this is a certified hood classic

@HypotheticallyEnov

3 жыл бұрын

This just came out

@lmjplayerz4600

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@DelGray

3 жыл бұрын

Damn son, where you find this?

@spaceage_bagels6677

3 жыл бұрын

That is reserved for specific things -Heavenlyfather

@jimmyjohn9041

3 жыл бұрын

1000000000000%

I can only imagine he screams like that at brownie girl scouts as well.

@zeefrea

3 жыл бұрын

Girls, we have a new target...bring in double fudge to huggbees estate. but make sure its in the mint chip cookies. Soon we will convert him to the Dark (chocolate) Side

@cyperus4589

3 жыл бұрын

Yo bro, you can't call them brownies, that's racist

@ianalexander7267

3 жыл бұрын

Cyperus stupid PC culture

@cyperus4589

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianalexander7267 Are you actually mad bro?

@cyperus4589

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianalexander7267 I just made a joke lol

I love how hes like “GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GOD DAMMIT” but then when the brownies are out hes all normal like” and thats how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip cookies😁🥲” HAHAH i am so done 😭💀

4:48 THIS PART WAS SO FUNNY

the best part is when he said, "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE, DAMMIT!!!!" had me audibly gasping for air. definitely a shit ton of *WHEEZING*

@sleepytransfem

3 жыл бұрын

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@Daniel-ss5tg

3 жыл бұрын

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@WolfyRed

3 жыл бұрын

416 likes nice

@WolfyRed

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepytransfem Thatsa bad acid trip

@doublem3052

3 жыл бұрын

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The bonus point questiosn is a trick. The cookies are not circumferenced; they are not jewish

@sealbeegle9785

3 жыл бұрын

oy vey

@nineix9438

3 жыл бұрын

I knew those cookies tasted a bit too chewy for my liking

@passonthestar3689

3 жыл бұрын

But they are AMERICAN

@baguetteboy5466

3 жыл бұрын

@@passonthestar3689 hey man i can't tell if you're joking or not but jewish isn't a nationality

@movezig5

3 жыл бұрын

@@baguetteboy5466 In the U.S., non-Jewish people are routinely circumcised. (Myself included.) You can thank John Harvey Kellogg for popularizing penis mutilation in this already fucked-up country.

This was the first video I saw on your account at first I thought it was a real thing about how to make cookies, but when I sat there and watched a full video, I realize that it was satire, and I sat there laughing at the funny comments that were made throughout the video I think it’s truly like a treat to see your videos pop up on my recommended (:

1:10 is a reference to Chowder when Mung asks for flour and Chowder brings him flowers before asking him again and crushing the flowers.

@ShxdowsMusics

10 ай бұрын

nuh uh

Instantly clicked on this video.

@TeahCherries

3 жыл бұрын

Even sal likes these pog

@temshop5757

3 жыл бұрын

you

@SmokeyTube

3 жыл бұрын

SalC1 never expected to find you here

@zachatck6567

3 жыл бұрын

Who are you? Why are you verified?

@sevendythreerd5292

3 жыл бұрын

what are you doing here sal

There’s no way that he doesn’t laugh at himself hysterically when editing these videos.

@his-sa-yots2692

3 жыл бұрын

He must be

@nogiogo3106

2 жыл бұрын

He's slowly losing his sanity

2:25 "the freeze tunnel also coats the cookies with another ingredient to make it more addicting if you know what i mean" to be honest you got me there i thought it was sugar and plus this is just for comedy.

His voice is so soothing. Especially when he yells at brownies.

Over a million people have watched this video, meaning there is a pretty high chance some idiot watched this video without realizing it was a comedy, and is now thinking for the rest of his life that different shaped butter changes the consistency of cookies, and naughty cookies get punished.

@rosagarciaortiz3492

2 жыл бұрын

Thats a child

@swearwordingatyou

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer earth worm shaped cookies myself.

@heckrum

2 жыл бұрын

that poor, poor soul

@scolipede1549

2 жыл бұрын

“GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE 🙄🙄🙄 🙄🙄🙄🙄 IT!”

@Withern679

2 жыл бұрын

Now over 2 million have watched it. This means there are at least 2 people who belive in the different shaped butter constancy.

This is the most down to earth narrator i’ve ever seen.

@karlmarx2590

3 жыл бұрын

I feel your pfp is the exact same face the narrator has when he narrates.

@Bizo_132

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheUltimateRare I’m sorry, heard.

@lifesucks3514

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheUltimateRare THERE, HAPPY? HE SAID HEARD

@TheUltimateRare

2 жыл бұрын

@@lifesucks3514 what? Why are you upset? No one tried to correct you or even annoy you. We were done with this a while ago.

@lifesucks3514

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheUltimateRare cause you were being douchey about it

"and that's how to give the gift o- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GODDAMIT" I lost it

4:48 "get those brownies out of here!" I support this joke 100%.

I love how the narrator explodes just once in every episode then goes back to normal

@absencementale9092

2 жыл бұрын

You sure about that?

@bananasinfrench

2 жыл бұрын

It never stops being funny

@Spencerinio5

2 жыл бұрын

PETER NO!

@absencementale9092

2 жыл бұрын

@@Spencerinio5 PETER YES!

“And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chi- GET THOSE BROWNIE OUT OF HERE GODAMMIT!!” Shi took me out yo😭😭

@absencementale9092

2 жыл бұрын

you sure about that? those brownies?

@jaykupthereal

2 жыл бұрын

@@absencementale9092 yes they indeed were brownies

@absencementale9092

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaykupthereal that is a delicious surprise.

@jaredwalley5692

2 жыл бұрын

4:51

@caitlinmorris5064

2 жыл бұрын

But I love brownies...

“GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN IT” Huggbees 2020

I like this guy’s videos, they make me laugh and are nice to listen in the background, and are pretty much infinitely replayable

“After scooping up a handful to munch on” That’s a joke, but I’m sure it’s accurate

@Negative0PlusInfinity

3 жыл бұрын

One piece is the best anime FYI

@the_SolLoser

3 жыл бұрын

That's how I bake my cookies. I'm pretty sure it's standard baking procedure. :D Always gotta try the product.

@thepotatotaxi2430

3 жыл бұрын

@@Negative0PlusInfinity that isn't relevant. It's correct, but say it on an anime related video please

@Negative0PlusInfinity

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepotatotaxi2430 I commented that a while ago

@realbignoob1886

2 жыл бұрын

@@Negative0PlusInfinity lies

I love this style of humor. Starting out sounding completely legitimate, sprinkling in some odd choice of words before slowly transitioning into total madness. Edit: I don't know why people are still recommending HowTo: Basic because that humor is the most brainless and unfunny stuff I've ever seen.

@turtlewarrior7569

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like someone I know...hmmm...cough cough how to basic

@FlyingUnosaur

2 жыл бұрын

@@turtlewarrior7569 this is more advanced than htb. His is low effort

@TechnoTurbo

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlyingUnosaur Huggbees just narrates over an existing video, I don't see how that's more advanced than htb

@radilime

2 жыл бұрын

@@TechnoTurbo it's the difference between breaking shit and screamimg vs. making an actual joke

@DeltaDubs89

2 жыл бұрын

He's the howtobasic of narration.

A channel like this is the reason why I love KZread. So much creative in content.

"And that's how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chi- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE GOD DAMN IT!" I bloody lost it there-

"the cookies remain in the oven for 7 degrees at 300 minutes fahrenheit" LMAO

@RecursosHumanosGaiden

2 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit

"The secret ingredient - chocolate chips" The factory is gonna sue you for revealing this

3:16 "witness protection for what?!"

@w1pa123

Жыл бұрын

"No-one was convicted of anything!"

@ItzBIULD

26 күн бұрын

They had to get the cocaine some way

This one was really smooth, especially the music. The brownie bit caught me off guard!

The cookies made in this video look horrible. Not nearly enough detergent, and their chocolate-to-chip ratio is _way_ off.

@parkersharrett433

3 жыл бұрын

agreed

@tobicole5643

3 жыл бұрын

@Iv been a bad boy TEACH ME A LESSON I'm the man who's gonna burn your factory down... with the lemons!

@CrimsonCrime2234

3 жыл бұрын

On one time I tried using liquid detergent and it works fine! But the cookie is less crunchy this way

@tobicole5643

3 жыл бұрын

@@CrimsonCrime2234 use small tide pods for an alternative of chocolate chips

@CrimsonCrime2234

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobicole5643 That sounds like a very good idea, do you think it would help if I add some clothe softner softener?

"It looks homemade, it tastes homemade. But this home, is a factory" *ok thats it iM DONE*

@leitajackson2329

3 жыл бұрын

AAWEOSME!!!!!!!!!! whats the joke??!??!?!?!?!?!?

@suave605

3 жыл бұрын

Leita Jackson lol facts

@decades5125

3 жыл бұрын

well i should tell you that phrase is actually also in the orgin- scripted version. this is the non-scripted better version.

Not gonna lie….that brownie bit got me good 😂😂😂

4:47 i remember this part so well cause one of my friends on tiktok uses this a bunch💀

3:10 “We have cropped his identity because he is currently in the witness protection program” “We at how it’s made wish you luck Robert Savino” Edit: Why is this one of my most liked comments, I’m just quoting the vid-

@Mo-he8rl

3 жыл бұрын

200 likes and no replies

@SnickersEatsCookies

3 жыл бұрын

@@derpyangel1455 its true

@luvern135

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp if I do say so my self 😏

@Ashh602

3 жыл бұрын

Ah I sure am glad you wrote the joke out for me. That was very creative and funny of you

@milathecat5454

3 жыл бұрын

Found his Facebook facebook.com/robert.savino.7

“And that’s how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- *GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HERE, GOD DAMMIT-“* edit: how the fuck did this unoriginal comment get attention

@foolishdonut

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this as he was saying it lol

@baconknightproductions8297

3 жыл бұрын

Someone needs to clip that

@ihaveleftthetesco7628

3 жыл бұрын

racism but with sweets

@Xedrie

3 жыл бұрын

yes 👍

@castleguard_of_xbox360

3 жыл бұрын

I literally read this as the video played this part😂

The very last part took me off guard. Such a nice video

1:26 i'm from new jersey and i can confirm the legitimacy of the Madagascar, NJ vanilla bean mines. i'm down here right now. lunch break is just long enough to type a comment attempting to expose Big Vanilla. Thanks, Huggbees.

Brownies: _Exist_ Huggbees: *_So you have chosen death_*

@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878

3 жыл бұрын

Aren’t you supposed to be commenting on sonic videos or something

@sparkyboi2802

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878 dude your acting like a salty kindergartner

@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878

3 жыл бұрын

@@sparkyboi2802 that was a joke, I understand the TABBY does other things to

@sparkyboi2802

3 жыл бұрын

Aight

@kaswaniwalmsleyfilm5878

3 жыл бұрын

@@sparkyboi2802 cool

Imagine a teacher clicks on this to show their class

@Cakedreamr

3 жыл бұрын

i feel that

@Magnus-mp7ip

3 жыл бұрын

We had our French teacher click on how to ice scuplte from how to basic

@Jay-he2mo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Magnus-mp7ip I'm curious to know the reaction from your class

@Magnus-mp7ip

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jay-he2mo we couldn’t stop laughing it was one of our first classes in high school to so that made it so much better

Every single one of these satirical videos are a masterpiece.

I love your content! it's downright hilarious!

“Detergent is added to clean the machine” Okay..... “A big mixing thing” That’s not really that professional but okay “Madagascar, New Jersey” Reads channel name* Ooh, okay.

@Megalejo123

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it, can you explain me?

@draweyblook6958

3 жыл бұрын

Megalejo 123 I basically thought thought this was an actual video at first but then noticed that this was Huggbees channel

@aquarius5264

3 жыл бұрын

"powdered flowers from the ground"?

@Megalejo123

3 жыл бұрын

@@draweyblook6958 oh k this the firts video i watch from this guy so that

@marsbar31000

3 жыл бұрын

took me way too long before realizing this isn't a serious vid

God help the stupid teachers who show this in class.

@edrienmanzanero4081

3 жыл бұрын

Well tbh its kinda looks legit also most rooms are noisy and teachers laptops are shit do u wont even hear the narrator so it sounds and looks legit

@jordanbruneau364

3 жыл бұрын

@@edrienmanzanero4081 4:48 until this hits and the whole class go quiet

@ScotteiCovers

3 жыл бұрын

What kind of class would this be shown in??

@DLBBALL

3 жыл бұрын

Scottei ^

@ajericoangos2522

3 жыл бұрын

@@jordanbruneau364 gEt tHoSe BrOwNiEs oUt oF hErE gOdDaMmIt And thats how to give the gift of making chocolate chip cookies without ever setting foot in your home.

huggbees: (sees brownies) also huggbees: “and i took that personally”

I dont know about anybody else, but I cannot stop watching these

2:39 “Please ignore the two cookies that fallen out of line” the cookies are depressed and dying down there

@TheDBZEDITOR

3 жыл бұрын

They will be punished for insubordination once filming ends. :)

@A-train-obsessed-protogen

10 ай бұрын

To the cookie gulag!

"And that's how to give the gift of homemade chocolate chip- GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN IT" - The most calm narrator ever to exist

@SweetKake24

2 жыл бұрын

GET 5HOSE BROWNIES OUT OF THERE GOD DAMN IT

@ano_nym

Жыл бұрын

- Dumbledore said calmly.

@nmspy

Жыл бұрын

"i almost lost my cool there"

@unknownname3487

Жыл бұрын

@@ano_nym I love that I knew someone would comment that

“Mixing resumes until the cookie dough begins to look like cookie dough.” - Huggbees August 16th 2020

thx bro i rly needed this

“Please ignore the two cookies that have fallen out of line at the bottom of your screen. They will be punished once the video ends.” :)

@scolipede1549

2 жыл бұрын

punished for insubordination once filming ends*

“It was used to crush baby chicks “ My heart broke into a million pieces.

@ragingrhino4027

3 жыл бұрын

Just learned about that practice and damn that nearly broke me

@magicitebunny6908

3 жыл бұрын

@@ragingrhino4027 me to I don’t get it why whould they crush them if they don’t give chicken

@flame5769

3 жыл бұрын

@@magicitebunny6908 Here's my theory: When the egg has baby chicks in it then it's useless to eat so they get rid of the extra stuff.

@TheDBZ_KING7_Official

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the chicks.

@ragingrhino4027

3 жыл бұрын

@@flame5769 actually I thought it was referring to chick maceration in the poultry industry. There, the male chicks are a net negative so...

4:52 I LOVE THE PART THEY SAID "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUT OF HER-"

Good lord, I love the delivery of all these lines, like... good lord. And now I REALLY want some chocolate chip cookies right now, homemade or not.

Huggbees: *sees cookies* Huggbees 5 seconds later: *sees brownies* Huggbees: “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

@jaylee6083

3 жыл бұрын

*G E T T H O S E B R O W N I E S O U T T A H E R E G O D D A M M I T*

@treesusr

2 жыл бұрын

What a funny and not overused punchline

@MrBallL0L

2 жыл бұрын

@@treesusr I know it’s very funny thanks

@sunfloweirdo

2 жыл бұрын

i honestly did not expect him to yell at all. it’s midnight and i had volume high. 😭🤣

@NERDAEDALUS

2 жыл бұрын

@@treesusr youtube comments overuse jokes they found on reddit, almost as much as reddit overuses jokes they found on reddit. comedy is subjective but originality isnt, and these mfs couldnt be original if it were to save their own skin

1:24 *"And vanilla beans harvested in Madagascar..."* Oh! *"... New Jersey."* oh.

@PremierCCGuyMMXVI

3 жыл бұрын

New Jersian Here

@hektur6770

3 жыл бұрын

@@PremierCCGuyMMXVI I'm sorry for your loss

@PremierCCGuyMMXVI

3 жыл бұрын

@@hektur6770 thanks

@3D_PUPPO

Жыл бұрын

@@hektur6770 what’s wrong with New Jersey no I don’t live there

@gabeharris926

7 ай бұрын

​@@PremierCCGuyMMXVIMy condolences

Everybody knows they searched for how its made videos and were blessed with this

The slow decent into chaos. Gets me every time.

"We have cropped him out of the frame because he is currently in witness protection program" *immediately gives name afterwards*

@somxr_738

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jackcooper1448

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, that's the joke. Good job my guy.

@celceusiguess

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcooper1448 I know:) I just enjoy highlighting my favorite line from videos I watch for other people to see, and putting a time stamp feels too impersonal

@anoni6108

3 жыл бұрын

@@celceusiguess favorite type of person 🥰

@Hagashager

3 жыл бұрын

How It's Made is in on the hit. Robert Savino should never have stolen from the Dolfini family.

Me the quality control officer: **stuffing my face full of cookies** Mhm these are chocolate chip

@jwalster9412

2 жыл бұрын

"unfortunately Blitz in the quality control office has aeten all the cookies, and will be punished subsequently."

This popped up in my recommended. I’m in love.

Lowkey was falling asleep to this video and the brownie bit scared the life out of me

I was really confused and finally realized that this was a joke.

@Nick_Animates249

3 жыл бұрын

It was a joke ;-;

@peachmelba1000

3 жыл бұрын

Not a funny one though.

@Nick_Animates249

3 жыл бұрын

@@peachmelba1000 ik lol

@Nick_Animates249

3 жыл бұрын

@@peachmelba1000 I said it as (Wait it was a joke ;-;

@frankyboy8513

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nick_Animates249 no it wasnt! everything that is posted to the internet is always 100% factual this is a true to life documentary

Huggbees channel in a nutshell: "People die when they are killed"

@boohoo7862

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes this floor is made out of floor

@oneillwetsuitlover

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 🤣

@kerbcarus2010

3 жыл бұрын

didn't expect shion here

@fatassmcnugget7711

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, a man of culture

@NotASovietSpy1

3 жыл бұрын

also rinsing machine

4:53 I love this part 😂😂😂

"And that's how to- GET THOES BROWNIES OUTTA HERE GODDAMNIT😡🤬" I can't stop laughing 🤣💀

7 degrees 300 minutes fahrenheit really messed with my head.

@debarundutta3928

3 жыл бұрын

😂

"The cookies remain in the oven for 7° at 300 minutes °F" My brain stopped working for a while lmao

@Realvictorleon

3 жыл бұрын

I was wheezing

@TheUltimateRare

2 жыл бұрын

i didn't even hear that. my brain auto corrected his statement.

The first time I watched this it was 2am and I was exhausted, I watched a few more and never questioned the things he said until a few days later.

4:49 "GET THOSE BROWNIES OUTTA THERE GOD DAMMIT" literally me when someone misplaces something for the 100th time