"You have not experienced Junkball until you have read him in the original Klingon"

I always presumed he got hit in the eye by rocks from an exploding console.

I like how they riveted the patch to his face. Cuzzzz klingon

@MaximilianonMars

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe they're magnets with magnetic implants in his bone to hold it in place, like what we have today with facial prosthetics.

101 likes and no dislike. This brings honor to your house.

@davidsmall6322

4 жыл бұрын

Things have Chang-ed. Bunch of P'tahks showed up. Jerkfaces.

@chancellorgowron1546

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

Chang lost his eye watching a Junkball vid. True story.

@coolguy-xd1bg

4 жыл бұрын

Junkball logo hit him right in the eye

@ambarcraft4476

4 жыл бұрын

@@coolguy-xd1bg That was my first guess too!

@TheCzarcastic

4 жыл бұрын

This sounds like Romulan propaganda

@malharmony

4 жыл бұрын

Lol!

@joshharp7516

4 жыл бұрын

I always assumed it was from !!! ROCKS!!!

Never stop making videos...ever

"It is a Gorch" caught me off guard. That was a good minute of laughing! Best. Trek. Channel. In all of KZread.

Both Academy games are fantastic. Major parts of my childhood right there. RIP Interplay; I still wish we'd have gotten Secret of Vulcan Fury...

Jokes on you, my alarm clock blasts klingon opera every morning. This video isn't torture, it's breakfast!

@dantecervantes4162

4 жыл бұрын

FOR YOU WILL FEAST UPON THE ENTRAILS OF YOUR ENEMIES........and lucky charms

I thought Data's cat did it to him

@GMLSX

4 жыл бұрын

No, that was Capt. MarVell's to Nick Fury.

@annalange9455

4 жыл бұрын

Nice to see you here nitpicking Nerd, i look for review of stpicard Episode 6

@NitpickingNerd

4 жыл бұрын

@@annalange9455 thanks

@michaelnguyen823

4 жыл бұрын

I have to say that was Spot on!

@hansebee

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelnguyen823 Michael Nguyen! *slow clap* You have my thumb up for that one, Sir! I am grinning stuipdly and trying to think when and where to use this. Thanks!

1:15 Sto-vo-kor is only for honorable klingon who died, so this P'takh was likely ferried on the Barge of the Dead to Gre'thor instead

@jimtaylor294

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly: alongwith his half-brother, and entire house.

I've said this many times... but you really should have and deserve to have more subscribers. Your videos are great, funny, sarcastic and informative. I really enjoy them. Looking forward to future videos if you make them about star trek Picard.

@themeatpopsicle

4 жыл бұрын

bar none most underrated Trek channel

@brookeking8559

Жыл бұрын

I just watched this video and subscribed. +1 one at a time.

Odd, I remember ST Academy for the SNES getting bad reviews and the PC Version very good ones. As for the story of KA, after it, I've got the impression Chang was rather "happy" to be defeated by Kirk in ST VI. Otherwise he would have died in dishonor as an old man on his bed.

Dammit Jim... That Klingon Opera song is stuck in my head. Someone fetch High Priestess T'Lar to perform Fal-Tor-Pan and get this &%#@! outta my head

One of the best evil guys in star trek Christopher Plummer did a great job

@TrollDecker

4 жыл бұрын

Gorkon was evil? :s

@charlesf6247

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could find the speach where Chang says something that refers. to "the dogs of war"

@brookeking8559

Жыл бұрын

@@TrollDecker no, Gorkon wasn’t evil. David Warner portrayed Gorkon. Christopher Plummer played Chang. Frankly, I am not sure Chang was evil, either, though he did oppose peace with the Federation. Chang was a patriot and a warrior. Chang may have compromised his honor by being involved with sneaky assassins, but we don’t know if he knew details of that part of the plot. If he did, then he was evil by Klingon and other standards.

I always thought Worf's pimple should have been filled with corrosive acid... you know since Klingons are badasses.

I'm a Junkball junkie

You've finally answered the question that's been burning in my mind since ST6 premiered. I ain't got no PC, so I ain't got not PC games... ;-)

You have a talent, good sir.

I haven't laughed this hard and heartily in a while. Thank you.

I've watched you for years. I love your videos. Keep it up!

No that was just a cover story. The way he actually lost his eye is this. The Klingon High Command ordered him to keep an eye out for Federation ships and he took it literally......

@ipponyc

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!

@malharmony

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

Think you were a lonely child? When I was a teenager I had Star Trek: Klingon. I can still sing the Klingon anthem from memory. (I have yet to demonstrate this to anyone. I know, shocking)

@andrewgilbertson5672

4 жыл бұрын

In other words, you are one of the most awesome people on the internet. So-noted.

@danielyeshe

4 жыл бұрын

Is that the one used in Soldiers of the Empire? I know it too but only as a vague approximation to what is being sung!

I don’t think I’ve ever clicked a recommended video quite so quickly.

Is it wrong that I imagine Chang's wife played by Julie Andrews?

@rays7437

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@kingdave31

4 жыл бұрын

Now I’m imagining Julie Andrews as a Klingon and it’s awesome.

@QuixoteX

4 жыл бұрын

@@kingdave31 she played a giant sea monster in Aquaman, If she's willing to sit through the makeup, I'd love to see her as a Klingon.

@TheDing1701

4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see her take out a couple of dozen Nazis (hate those guys) whilst singing "So Long, Farewell", and then sit down with a nice, warm bottle of Blood Wine and some gagh.

@nb2008nc

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Chang is a dishonorable topah! He'd sell out Julie Andrews to the Nazis in a heartbeat.

Always good to see another Junkball video. Thank you!

I don't think anyone's ever regretted watching any of your videos. Seriously, if we can sit though a video of how the Enterprise D's bridge changed over the series, then we'll watch anything!

Man, I loved chang in the Video games. He was hamming it up so great!

😂😂😂 Thanks for pushing this out, I needed some humorous joy in my life... for the glory of the klingon empire!

LOL! Love how you included Aktuh & Melota! Omg that was fucking priceless as a reference! As always, great vid and great sense of humour, dude. I played a lot of these games and suffered through them too lol.

Thank you for bringing back the "Compatible with Windows 95" stamp to me!! :-)

Happy you are back at it!!!!

Dude, what a fun video! I never got around to playing Klingon Academy but loved the FMV goodness of Borg. But for my gold pressed latinum A Final Unity is the best Star Trek game of all time. Again, great stuff. I give this Five sheer f'n hubris out of 5.

Sir Christopher Plummer, Rest in Peace.

This channel is truly a guilty pleasure. ;)

I think this is among your funniest videos ! Every one of your videos is a treat, more please :-D

Played this game when it came out and loved it! Great video as always!

I just want to say how much I love your videos, especially ones with a more esoteric subject matter within Star Trek. It's very easy for KZreadrs to make videos explaining stuff that longtime, hardcore fans know like who Bruce Maddox or B4 are. It's all clickbait BS and they all the channels blend together. If Junkball was a radio station, you'd only play B-side stuff, and I dig it.

Love that Klingon opera. That TNG episode was cool.

Honestly, I look forward to the days when my subscription list indicates you've posted a new video. Love your humour. Keep up the good work.

Today is a good day to watch one of your videos.Qapla' JunkBall guy!!!

I still have both Starfleet and Klingon academy. I remember setting up missions just to ram other Starfleet ships into each other. Loved taking out the Oberths.

I remember getting this game when it came out, I thought it was brilliant. The game physics were so far ahead for the time, battle damage, inertia, power macros, variety of environments, sub system targeting, etc were all excellent. Only now games like space engineers are catching up in terms of physics to a game that was released 20 years ago!

Love your videos, you have a great style of presentation. Also Klingon Academy was the bomb!

Junkball is soooo awesomely incredible, I start grinning like an idiot before I hit play! Thank you and please for the love of Klingons keep up the excellent work.

I just discovered this channel and I am planning to waste a lot of space time here.

Starfleet academy was EPIC. I'm not a gamer but back in the 90's I played free battle after school for hours and hours and hours with james horner and jerry goldsmith action music blaring. It was so fkn good!

You crack me up. Please continue being awesome.

Did your voice get deeper?! PUUUUUBERTY!!!! Thanks for another vid!

I actually liked Klingon academy. I loved playing it as a kid, the ships were cool;the battle damage was cool; the sheer level of detail when it came to managing power and crew was unrivaled all the way until Brisge Commander.

Omg finally a ST:KA vid! My favorite game that I never finished because my disc set came with two disc 5’s. But the instruction manual is sooo cool and you get to blow up the Enterprise-A and the Excelsior. And the C-type ships are so much fun. I’d love to replay this someday.

This is the only Trek KZread worth subscribing to.

@JunkBallMedia

4 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic. I had to do a double take.

This is the stuff we all subscribe for. Keep it up!

@Junkball after this video we can no longer say we've never heard Klingon opera. Thanks for that LOL

your videos are amazing i love them

i never regret watching these videos

Another amazing video. Thank you so much. Next time.... more General Chang... or General Tao.

Thank you so much . My Jeopardy knowledge is now complete .

I loved Chang. His acting had more Ham then a pork farm. The fact his eyepatch was held on using Klingon emblem stylised bolts was delightful, though a real pain to find a screwdriver for I imagine

@LickMyRainbow77

4 жыл бұрын

@Everett Bateman Maybe he just really liked the pirate aesthetic, that having a bolts driven right into the bone around the socket was the most metal thing ever

I played so much Klingon Academy. It was and still is one of my favorite games.

Qapla on another great video!

Interplay with Titus. Of course they're nerds.

Junkball videos are my prescription.

One thing in the top three of Junkball videos...Having it pointed out that if you like this stuff, you're a huge nerd.

"So that's the video. You made it to the end and you have no one to blame but yourself." Uh, NO, Junkball! I have you to blame because you made it so incredibly awesome and the Klingon pimples for making it possible financially. Thank you, you pieces of baktag!

I was so addicted to the SNES starship simulator game. The music was also awesome.

“To be, or not to be”

RIP Christopher Plummer, and now David Warner.

@JunkBallMedia

2 жыл бұрын

Woah. Thanks for the news. I hadn't seen it until reading your comment.

I totally forgot that Klingon opera piece. Something about a fat ferengi is coming to mind now.

I loved Klingon Academy. Yea the graphics were shoddy for the time, but man, the level of control you had over the ships was crazy.

Some other interesting things is the actor that played Melkor the.. bad guy pictured here was in voyager in many bit roles in voyager, ds9 and enterprise. Played a German SS officer twice in voyager and enterprise.

The songs are back, awesome!

I always thought it was a missed opportunity not to give Martok a Chang style eye patch.

Klingon Academy had some really interesting ship designs. The Lexington Class was and still is one of my favo rites.

Loved this game. First time I ever played in a guild/fleet/clan. In system warps to other planets, going into asteroid belts and planetary rings. My copy was rendered unreadable long ago. Good times.

Hilarious as usual... because someone at Interplay has a sense of humour...

What's the name of the song playing at the beginning of this video??? It's so 80's, i love it!!

Have got an overwhelming urge to pop over to movies with Mickeys channel lol

Great movie! Plummer was awesome, Really liked the use of Shakespearian quotes. "Once more into breech, dear friends!" "I’m constant as the northern star!" "Lets sip the dogs of war!" & my favorite " tickle us , do we not laugh? prick us , do we not bleed? Wrong us, shall we not revenge?"

Please PLEASE do a more in depth review of this game and it’s content, such various factions, the massive variety of ship models and designs in it, plus more of the story and how it acts as a prequel of sorts on the Klingon side to set the stage for Star Trek 6

Please, keep the good work.

You and I would have been best friends if we ever met as kids. All I did was play Star Trek Games. Starfleet Command II kept me indoors for a good 2 years.

Today is a good day to watch!

Kalnor didn't go to StoVoKor. Such dishonourable cowards go to Grethor.

I only got to play the demo for Klingon Acadamy, but I loved it.

I had both starfleet and Klingon for the PC, good memories.

No response, Captain. Good times.

I hope you can eventually do a retrospective on Terok Nor AKA Deep Space Nine I've always wondered how the hell do those pylons work what did other concepts of the station look like and maybe even how the hell did Quark get his secret shipping in.

I insist that all future videos end with "Thok Mok, out"

@DrWhom

4 жыл бұрын

Thok Mak.

What is your intro track? It gets my feet tapping every time!

Oh how I miss this game

RIP Christopher Plummer

These vids never stop being amusing...I blame the high Thok Mok content.

Starfleet Academy on the SNES was a great game, I still have it and my SNES.

Id like to know how you got klingon academy to run... I need a version that works!

Can we get some merch involving bulkhead rocks? The new shows are missing bulkhead rocks.

awesome video :)

Starfleet academy on SNES was AMAZING. I loved that game!

'I am instructor Thok Mak' - Michael Dorn as not Colonel Worf 'I am instructor of Buckman' - KZread subtitles