How fast can you touch grass in every Paper Mario game?
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With the release of The Thousand Year Door remake on the Switch, I figured what better time than now to touch some grass in every Paper Mario game.
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grass
@theominouspigeon
23 күн бұрын
ssarg
@rhysbrown8787
23 күн бұрын
ass grass or gas
@TheHack09
23 күн бұрын
Grass🗿🌱
@GlennOrSomething
23 күн бұрын
Good job
@FroggieCraft
23 күн бұрын
grass
Touching water might be even more dangerous as paper.
@Croshau
23 күн бұрын
Grass is still pretty dangerous though
@AngelofGrace96
23 күн бұрын
Oh no, he'd get all soggy and fall apart!
@MiningMiner27
18 күн бұрын
It's a good thing that the in-game water is made of paper
J0rts - "it may be a little sad looking but hey, grass is grass" J0rts in the first touching grass video - "I will not count this wet soggy grey thing as grass" Lmao
@j0rts
23 күн бұрын
I guess I've become more open minded
@wilhelmorangenbaum2
23 күн бұрын
@@j0rts I suppose yeah lol
@MorningMeasure
23 күн бұрын
@@j0rtsTouching grass for a while will do that to you
@bedekuuu
11 күн бұрын
tbf this grass was actually green lmao
Ok now touch grass in every mario and Luigi game
@AngelofGrace96
23 күн бұрын
Oh hell yeah those games are great
Mabel: "Yay! Grass!"
@tAVROSSS
23 күн бұрын
Gravity Falls mentioned in 2024🔥🔥
@princeapoopoo5787
23 күн бұрын
*rolls down a hill*
Sticker Star: "It's just nice to win one..."
@ClaireSoelberg-op8id
20 күн бұрын
XD
Sticker Star being the fastest made sense. It was the Paper Mario that made me want to touch grass the fastest irl.
2:15 MSN butterfly I love this reference
"Most underrated Paper Mario game" TRUUUUE I LOVED SUPER PAPER MARIO ❤
alway ask grass for consent, before touching it.
@simpleman3898
23 күн бұрын
😂
@srlong1123
23 күн бұрын
Thank you Henry Crabgrass
@RichRaptorVr
23 күн бұрын
💀💀💀
I just binge watched your TOUCHING IS GOOD videos, so hearing "it's been a while since I touched grass" was a whiplash
4:04 is this grass felt? ...it is now
While probs harder (maybe idk), it'd be cool to see something like this for the harvest moon games. Like how fast can you hold a chicken, pet a cow, etc
Wow, I think this the first Paper Mario video I’ve watched that doesn’t make a point of mentioning how bad Sticker Star is! Just kind of surprising.
@princeapoopoo5787
23 күн бұрын
His experience with the game didn't last long enough for that
The only time Sticker Star will be number 1.
In fact you can't really touch grass: Although for Mario it is grass, It's green paper.
@dr.whippersnatch7200
23 күн бұрын
Is Mario made of grass, or is grass made of Mario? Mario screams for he does not know. "Yahoooooo"
I love me some of that green paper. It's the best quality
Super Paper Mario is definitely my favorite, so many iconic moments in that game.
Glad you went out and touched grass again ^_^
@j0rts
23 күн бұрын
thank you, it was very difficult
If you counted the opening cutscene with Peach in TTYD, I can see why it would take 11 minutes. That cutscene used to be the title idle activity in the original, and doesn't play after you start a new file, so the time might be faster in that version.
Paper Mario could have been an echo fighter for Mr game and watch
We need a 2nd part with the Mario and Luigi series (+ Mario RPG and the Mario+Rabbids)
Touch Air in Every Metroid.
I can't believe you left out the best Paper Mario game. Where's Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam?
1:35 Mr. Mustachio???????? It's a collar...
Lets gooooooo color splash got the most gameplay
You forgot Paper Jam.... I personally do classify that as a Paper Mario even though it says Mario and Luigi, only because Paper Mario is a playable party member and you fight paper enemies
Being reminded that paper mario thousand year door came out through J0rts videos is wild
“Emo origami fairy” made me laugh.
I liked it a lot. Next time, could you look how much time it takes to touch paper in every paper mario game?
Can't wait for the grass% in speedruns
"I love grass" -Snoop Dogg
super paper mario will always honestly be one of my favorites games of the whole franchise. so good.
ah yes my favorite.... FLAT GRASS
We finally found a metric that makes Sticker Star the best Paper Mario game
@toasttoast7487
22 күн бұрын
What about being on the 3ds?
Have you wanted to touch grass? Have you been locked up in your home since the pandemic even though its been over for a year? Well now you can, in paper form! Turn into your buddy Mario and get turned into flat stanley! Go outside, and you have legally touched grass! Only 12.99 *Side effects include cancer, death, and being made fun of on the internet for not being able to go outside in real life*
It’s so refreshing to see someone play sticker star without feeling the need to insult it
Hell yeah super paper mario approval
Guess we'll never find out which version of TTYD is faster to touch grass in...
petition to put paper mario in smash and make his final smash the thousand fold arms:
Touch Mario in every Mario game!
@AriannieSwitch
11 күн бұрын
No
@AriannieSwitch
11 күн бұрын
It's too easy
I should do that
I had no idea there were so many paper Mario games, I thought there was only two maybe three.
You know you should judge and it will be a good video touch, sand
Woah… what about paper jam? Or is that a Mario and Luigi game?
@ClaireSoelberg-op8id
20 күн бұрын
It's technically a crossover, but it has the Mario and Luigi title, so many refer to it as such.
Super Paper Mario is the greatest game in the franchise.
@pho3144
23 күн бұрын
Paper Mario 64 is the greatest game in the franchise.
@Molten2004
23 күн бұрын
Yes
@Molten2004
23 күн бұрын
@@pho3144 nope. It isn't even better than TTYD
@ConnorGames1
23 күн бұрын
Paper Mario Color Splash is the greatest game in the franchise.
@Molten2004
23 күн бұрын
@@ConnorGames1 good one lol
Video Idea: how fast can you get the best sword in every zelda game
The remake version adds the book story which is not after the file selection in the original game, you would have saved a few minutes on the gamecube version.
Crump has a mustache? I thought it was a collar!
I never do this
Grandfather Mario… Papa Bowwow and Mommy PEACAH - Bowser Jr 200*1*
guys we finally found a tier list in which sticker star is first
Paper Jam fans are in shambles rn
@teddyroo12
23 күн бұрын
Just like the game
@goldenyoshistar1
23 күн бұрын
Paper Jam is more Mario and Luigi... not Paper Mario
@goldenyoshistar1
23 күн бұрын
@@teddyroo12 Paper Jam is still a good game. I'd put it higher than the fan favorite Mario and Luigi games (SS and BIS) and I'd say I prefer Paper Jam over all 6 Paper Mario Games.
@yohhh6715
23 күн бұрын
@@goldenyoshistar1 It's like 1/3 or 1/2 Paper Mario depending on how you look at it, which isn't a lot but it's still something
@Molten2004
23 күн бұрын
Fr. It's a better Paper Mario game than Sticker Star
I think Mario does that the moment he steps out of the house.
But.... no grass was touched in this video. I only saw you touch a bunch of green paper and that one piece of green felt.
You should see how fast you can touch water in every paper mario game
Touch a penguin in every new super Mario brothers game
Arlo, you HAVE to play Chrono Trigger. You will LOVE IT!
Try to touch dirt in every mainline Mario game try to touch lava and every mainline Mario game
Next touch grass in every Final Fantasy game.
I like this video as I am personally a big fan of grass
I saw this *WHILE* playing The Thousand Year Door remake.
@ToadFan306
20 күн бұрын
I saw this on the day I got PMTOK on the Nintendo switch
My son asks that you touch everything of something else in every Paper Mario game.
RIP Paper Jam
Challenge: Touch grass in every *Metroid game*
A like for the respect shown for super paper mario
You forgot paper jam
Nobody touches things like j0rts
touch fire in every Zelda game
New j0rts? New j0rts!!
Grass is green like the leafs on trees🎉 🌴
I got a paper cut watching this
Go touch poison already!
Easy challenge for you! Touch floor tiling in every paper mario game!
FINNALLY
Amazing best😂😂😂
Good video but you should have done both versions of ttyd
Now take out the Gr and make it your next challenge
paper is made of grass though right?
@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer
23 күн бұрын
It's made of trees, trees aren't grass
@theominouspigeon
22 күн бұрын
@@ShinMegamiTenseiEnjoyer palm trees: :moai:
How fast can you touch FIRE in every Paper Mario game? It should be fatal. Fire and paper are natural enemies. And trying to put out the fire should only make it worse, since all the water is made of paper.
I must know
Hi remember me also you one of these challenge videos in Luigi’s mansion pls do this
What about Paper Jam?
How fast can you touch grass… in Star Fox?
Can you do how fast you touch blue in mario games please
Grasssss….tastes bad
please do some none nintendo games next
How fast can you talk to an NPC in every Zelda game?
Ah yes the MSN butterfly 💀💀
Touch Stares in evrey mario game
Paper grass
Grass
How long does it take to touch grass is Mario and Luigi Paper Jam?
Go touch paper.
Interesting
Why did you have to make this? Now Sitcker Star wins at something!
Don't think it's right to call SPM the most underrated one - most people think its alright but nut as good as the other 2, so unless you're gonna argue its better, then it's rated pretty appropriately. I'd say Color Splash is most underrated - obviously not a great game but most people skip it entirely. It's nowhere near as bad as Sticker Star despite being lumped in with it.
@ClaireSoelberg-op8id
20 күн бұрын
I agree. Color Splash got (and still kinda gets) WAY more flack than SPM. Seriously, seeing every single SPM fan claim it's underrated drives me crazy. There's like, three and a half million of them. SPM gets as much love as it needs.
why are there so many paper mario games
Touch Bowser
Go touch money