German Shepherd: *I've been waiting for this moment my whole life*

@ForgottenHonor0

Жыл бұрын

I was BORN for this!

@catneedham4913

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 Accurate AF

@KonradvonHotzendorf

Жыл бұрын

Now, this looks like a job for me😂🐶

@ellengrace4609

Жыл бұрын

Malinois: Same!

@Gangari_the_Wanderer

Жыл бұрын

"I was literally born for this."

As a UPS delivery guy: the chihuahua is accurate. They'll bite you before the big dogs do. The big dogs still bite. But the ankle biters bite first.

@jandjmcfrck

Жыл бұрын

My father in law had chihuahuas. He was from the south. He encouraged them to attack. He would say “go git em spark! Hehehehe. Bad to the bone! Hahahahaha!” And that little dog would come after our ankles. I was also chased multiple times by chihuahuas wandering the streets thanks to owners that think their dogs were inside or safe. Lol. At least they’re small. God help us if they were big.

@itscs1175

Жыл бұрын

Plus it's more painful, chihuahuas aim for either the ankle ball, the Achilles tendon or both.

@Dakotako

Жыл бұрын

They don’t really hurt but they sure as hell can draw blood through jeans

@graceandpeace4414

Жыл бұрын

Chihuahuas don't mess around.

@natthebratster

Жыл бұрын

OK I have to ask...just how many times have you been attacked while working? That's a lot of stress!

I had a German shepherd as a kid and one day he went running into the garden, growling and barking so loudly and trying to jump over to my neighbours, when my dad went to investigate, he found 2 robbers trying to break in. They ran off after seeing my dad. My neighbours were ever so grateful and always gave him a treat when they saw him ❤

@notchblox4514

11 ай бұрын

As a German shepherd owner I can confirm this

@laffi

9 ай бұрын

@charlieflyte Did they give the dog a treat or your dad xD?

@charlieflyte

9 ай бұрын

@@laffi lol 😂

@dmitriciccarelli4082

9 ай бұрын

German shepherd sniffs preworkout "THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR!"

@axolotlsarecute6764

8 ай бұрын

i got a king german sheperd so you would think he would be a killer but hes a real sweetheart. (before we owned him he was a police dog AND a theropy doggo

My pitty girl saved me from two intruders many years ago when I was pregnant and my husband was away. She'd never had an aggressive moment in her life, but the moment the two guys climbed through the basement window, she went absolutely ballistic. All I heard was my dog going nuts, two male voices yelling, and one guy screaming "get off me!" They got out of the house, but one of them got bitten badly enough to leave blood behind.

@meghanworkman6449

Жыл бұрын

What a good girl! She loved her mama.😍

@lemonhousecarnage8531

11 ай бұрын

what a good girl

@Angelica_Rodriguez39

11 ай бұрын

Good girl! My pittie mix was the same. We had someone try to break in from the back door and he went absolute batshit to the point where they didn't even make it in lol. A huge baby any other time, but don't you dare threaten his house.

@teto85

11 ай бұрын

What a good girl. From what I have read and seen, pitties are very good with families, amongst the sweetest, but intruders like that take their lives in their hands. Very protective dogs.

@ThatQatPerson

10 ай бұрын

Pitties used to be called Nanny dogs. She sounds like she was the best girl!

Rottweiler: if you make me get up so help me god

@oroontheheels

Жыл бұрын

So accurate 😂😂😂

@AB-xu8ef

Жыл бұрын

They are either like a fat cop who if forced to chase you is going to destroy you, or they're right behind you in the shadows...waiting. My Rottie would let someone in the house, wait until they shut the door and got further in, then get them. He's a lazy bastard otherwise. Lol

@aloneandannoyed

Жыл бұрын

very true🤣

@jesicad.685

Жыл бұрын

Yep. I helped my sister run a medical marijuana farm in Oregon. Thieves were common during harvest time, so we had to have a lot of security cameras and also had 3 rotties. Someone still managed to steal about $10k worth of bud, somehow. It was a very odd feeling calling the cops to help us find our weed. Anyway, a utility worker hopped the fence one night to fix a cable or something, apparently not seeing all the warning signs about our dogs, and he nearly crapped his pants. Our Rottweilers didn't really bark much, they just chased him down and cornered him. We heard him screaming for help. He didn't get hurt or anything, but those dogs are intimidating as hell, especially when they're silent like that.

@novembercherry4

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The Husky and Chihuahua are 100% accurate Love how the Boxer became a therapist, meanwhile Golden Retriever became an accomplice

@kathryngeeslin9509

Жыл бұрын

Just being helpful.

@vanillaicecream2385

Жыл бұрын

goldies would 100% stop a robber, roll on their back and distract the guy or smother them with kisses

@katjaleben2047

Жыл бұрын

@@vanillaicecream2385 We always thought so of our goldie too... Then once a stranger intended to enter our yard to get a package and I heard a scary low-pitch-I-will-rip-you-to-pieces barking from our fluff of a goldie calmly advancing on him. I was so surprised! (And happy our packages and house were very secure :) )

@mausm7534

Жыл бұрын

My golden wasn't a guard dog, he was a welcoming party.

@frankdeutan

Жыл бұрын

From my experience with my ex's Golden Retriever, they are good at defending and rescuing humans, but not at defending territory

German Shepherd: "Oh, so it's that kinda night, huh?" kills me every time! I can't stop watching!!!!

@ruthcaperchione4103

10 ай бұрын

My brother's shepherd/rottie mix thought it was her sacred duty to protect us and the house. Everything from baby robins to garbage trucks was on her radar. It could be annoying, but at least she kept Jehovah's Witnesses and door-to-door salesmen away.

@magni5648

10 ай бұрын

Accurate. German shepherds have absolutely no chill with unbidden guests.

@Joker6.0

5 ай бұрын

That one got me, too--100% spot on with my last boy, lol.

My great grandpa was in the military and took home a war-trained dog with him, Rocky. Rocky was a huge dog, a German Shephard, I believe- well over the usual size- 110 lbs and muscular. By all accounts he was quiet, gentle, and noble, and he'd let my grandpa Art ride his back. One day, great grandpa Leo was alone in the house late at night when he heard something like a lock-pick on the back door, and a slight creak. Rocky, who had been laying by his feet, let out a deep, soft growl, gently stood up, and walked to the other room. From what the family story tells, all great-grandpa Leo heard was a pause, a startled shout, the sound of skittering paws, and the slam of a door. Rocky came back about a minute later with a bloody piece of pants in his mouth, and sat down right back at Leo's feet XD

@shannendellera575

8 ай бұрын

Rocky is a badass.

@lindacosma2064

7 ай бұрын

Good boy

@afihaileywibowo1095

6 ай бұрын

That's my Rocky!

@phastinemoon

6 ай бұрын

But was Rocky’s tail doing the butt-wiggle? C’mon - important details!

@afgehring

5 ай бұрын

I love when ppl share stories that show how accurate these videos are.😊

You sure got the Golden Retriever right. The local news showed security footage where someone broke into a house, petted the Golden, took whatever they wanted and gave the dog a biscuit before they left. The owner was not amused.

@jbshiva865

Жыл бұрын

If the owner wanted a guard dog then he shouldn't have picked a Golden Retriever, that breed is for companionship, not guarding stuff.

@ajs96350

Жыл бұрын

I have a golden and he loves everyone. The golden I had before this one, now he would at the very least bark aggressively and not be friendly to a stranger on his territory. No one ever snuck up on me in all the years I had him.

@saphiriathebluedragonknight375

Жыл бұрын

My parents have a mini goldendoodle. We do not trust him to guard the house.

@mausm7534

Жыл бұрын

They gave the dog a biscuit!

@thomasparkin259

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Golden Retrievers are just too friendly to be guards in my experience, you definitely want another dog to at least clue in the Retriver to not be friendly to the intruder.

The husky summoning the equivalent of a fog horn is just too good. The doberman is also very good, especially how you can tell your eyes were sizing him up.

@cptgoldberg

Жыл бұрын

It absolutely left me in tears it was so funny😭

@apeshitclothing

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the sirens from Silent Hill kzread.info/dash/bejne/qJhnqo9sk5PNeLQ.html

@dontcallanimalspetstheyare7871

Жыл бұрын

Jesus is real, he is coming very soon, he appeared to me and took me to hell. I saw impaled bodies and people being tortured. Please go to Maria and say the rosary and pray for abused animals Jesus and Mary saved me from my homophobic family

@rexrockefella4586

Жыл бұрын

I have a European Dobie 105 lbs, this video is accurate...he loves standing completely still while engaging in direct eye contact...also the coat on the European is different it basically dissapears into the night...More than one time when im walking the yard at night (pitch black) ive gotten spooked and all i can see are flashes of darkness...very scary if you dont know them

@slowfudgeballs9517

Жыл бұрын

@@rexrockefella4586 I'm planning on raising dobies on my farm for personal protection for my family members. They are singular in attachment usually and very attentive to their owners (staring is them studying you). I'll have a pack of central asian shepherds as livestock guardians too. Since you can't usually take alabais in public, so dobies it is.

The pit bull is 100% accurate. My dog would just sit there and say, "Really? You're going to make me get off the couch?" No one ever makes her get off the couch! They leave before she does. The funny thing is, if they stayed, she would be more like the golden retriever and show them where all the good stuff is located. She looks brave and ferocious but she's useless. I love her anyway.

@JamesBond-hf3pn

Жыл бұрын

😂 u THINK she's useless!

@sar_e_bear

9 ай бұрын

Mine would have done the same. But then one of two things would have happened; he would have brought his toy to them so they could play or he would have growled, they would have seen he had no K-9 teeth and would have continued to rob me. He was used as a bait dog in a fighting ring before being rescued. they ground his K-9s down to the gum.

@Lillybellll

8 ай бұрын

@@sar_e_bear Poor baby 😢

@Billy-S

5 ай бұрын

they aren't the most friendliest towards intruders, it's just your individual dog yk.

@youngstowny

3 ай бұрын

That's you who think she's useless😂 Bet if you started screaming or an intruder attacked you, she would not be useless. I saw a lot of these situations where the calmest doggo ever attacks an intruder when it sees danger!

The Belgian Malinois is spot on. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen my girl do exactly that. We weren’t even getting robbed, she just doesn’t like strangers. Lol

@alexisgrunden1556

Ай бұрын

Huggable home security; that's what you've got~🥰

@lkeke35

29 күн бұрын

I love how the Belgian doesn't even bother to talk. He just starts spin kicking right away!😂😂😂

The husky reaction killed me. The soul stare and the foghorn is accurate. My grandmother owned a husky who passed a lil while back and she'd do the same thing.

@jojostwin2492

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry for your loss.

@DarthSidian

Жыл бұрын

@@jojostwin2492 Hey, it's the twin of Jojo! What's up, mate? I appreciate the condolences. My grandmother's husky was great and lived a long life. Truth be told, I'm glad she lived for such a time, and her death was really just old age at that point. She went peacefully and is in a better place, so I can't be too upset about it.

@Toasty_Mr.Marsh_

Жыл бұрын

Mi Husky would just stay lying on the floor staring at the person won’t even make a noise

@moonjunimo

Жыл бұрын

my husky would act as if she knew the robber her whole life

@extrm161

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kaZ7y6uBgr2bmLw.html .

I used to have a dobermann, the sweetest 45 kilo creature on Earth. One night she got up, growling, and then started barking like she never had. I got up to see a burglar basically jump off our balcony in panic. Another time my mum had taken her down, and she started to growl softly, looking at the back of the garden. My mum, being the woman she is, simply unleashed the dog who BOLTED towards a tree. A man standing behind it climbed over the gate and ran off. The same dog was the gentlest creature to anyone and had infinite patience with children. I miss her.

@Bro_wat

Жыл бұрын

I used to have a dobie named gonzo. He was so sweet but also a ticking bomb when someone crossed him

@fructosecornsyrup5759

Жыл бұрын

Just bought a dobie puppy of my own about three months ago. The next ten years are gonna be bomb, if the stories I've heard are all true. So sorry for the loss of your doberbutt. 💔 They're such good dogs.

@JoshuaTheTransitProdigy

Жыл бұрын

**100th like**

@recoveringsoul755

Жыл бұрын

Friend of mine had a trained service dog Doberman, also attack trained. Guy was in a wheelchair. One time my ex boyfriend was trying to get me to get back together, and no way that was going to happen. He slapped me (oh ok, NOW I want to get back together, idiot). And that Doberman was suddenly right there, barking at him. Not sure where she was in the house but she knew who the aggressor was. She didn't bite him, But maybe that's part of the training.

@psydoof

Жыл бұрын

@@fructosecornsyrup5759 that’s the only breed I’ll get. They are so loyal and understand energies. Respect them and be strict towards (in a training way not a mean way) them and they will respect you. Dobermans love guidance. But they love pets even more haha

As a (former) Boxer owner, this is so true. They are one of the calmest breeds and would just listen to you. Last thing on their mind is fighting. Awesome at just being chill and friendly. Hoping to get another one soon.

@Cjs_productions911

9 ай бұрын

I currently have one and he’s too much of a dumbass to understand what’s happening

@arzoil96

8 ай бұрын

I have a gsd boxer mix and if he knows you, he is really ultra friendly and goofy like a boxer, but if he doesn't, shit is going down.

@noahfesperman8544

6 ай бұрын

My boxer is about to turn two and is a wild little thing and always into stuff.

@chrish1695

4 ай бұрын

I'd agree to a point. My boxer will alert me of someone before they would even get to the door. Only time he "woo woo'd" was to tell me someone was approaching or if he had to pee. I can confirm how they listen to everything you say and chill most of the day lol

@person6768

4 ай бұрын

I think you would of been surprised if someone broke in. I use to have a friend who had a boxer and she was very chill however she bit two people. I always thought they must of been absolutely horrible people because she came and sat next to me when I first met her and expected to be petted on.

My sweet 17 year old daughter passed away 10 months ago to the day. I find myself watching your videos, just as her and I did together, when we needed a good laugh. I am grateful to you for all your videos as I navigate my grief and world without her. We had 2 Maltese Brady and Molly. Brady died this past June. Molly, while super adorable, and not a yappy small dog, is a princess who wont leave my side, I can’t even leave the room or she gets anxious. She will bark at any dog that might demand my attention, even if on TV. She goes in my purse on outings and prefers the convertible Lexus to my truck, commands attention from any passer by making eye contact with them and looking sad if they ignore her. She thinks she’s brilliant but wont notice 5 rabbits in the yard until it’s too late and still can’t figure out how to play fetch. To sum it up she a a dumb blonde but super sweet and adorable. Would love to a Maltese in one of your profiles in your videos if you have room ! Thanks for helping get through these dark days. ❤

@demian_SilentNoMore

7 ай бұрын

So terribly sorry for your loss. Wishing you a little healing each passing day ❤️

@paladinfox6013

7 ай бұрын

May she rest well, and in peace. And to you a brave stranger, heal well. my heart goes out to you.

@mariangeerling2950

7 ай бұрын

)please accept my deepest condolences for your losses.

@aspirecan4829

4 ай бұрын

I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine how hard that is for you. Prayers for comfort and healing!

The German Shepherd was perfect! They are always 100% "I've been born, breed, and waiting my entire life for this moment, guy"

@greyngreyer5

Жыл бұрын

They're wolves minus the fear.

@DirtCheapFU

Жыл бұрын

In the name of God Emperor. There is no time for peace!

@outbreakperfected5704

Жыл бұрын

@@DirtCheapFU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

@Berd-Wasted.

Жыл бұрын

@@DirtCheapFU *BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!*

@roaringlaughter3812

Жыл бұрын

Which is funny, cuz they are.

I love how chihuahuas are always portrayed as psychotic murder gremlins and it's always 100% accurate🤣

@coriknight9073

Жыл бұрын

There's no in between with them. They're either shaking like jello or ready to cut someone. That's it.

@lordkrishnastolemyheart5485

Жыл бұрын

OMG Knox and Cori, both sound like my soon to be ex boyfriend. I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣

@anastasiahenley9394

Жыл бұрын

True absolute insane demons if their human is threatened. Unstoppable machines. Their size is an asset. FAH😁😆😅🤣😂

@aaron.s1531

Жыл бұрын

As a former chihuahua owner, if she was outside and saw a bear, she would throw her 0.2 oz self at it. But a cat her size looks at her and she cowers and hides. If anything gets within a foot of her hiding location. You are doomed.

@diegoestradahernandez2728

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but they're completely useless against anyone that's not a sissy, just punt it into orbit and that's that

That husky *"body snatchers scream"* was on point. 😂 The golden retriever I had would have torn the robber to pieces, so my golden retriever must have had a defect.😂

I've had two experiences where my Pit Bull let me know she meant business. The more memorable one was when a maintenance man was given the wrong address for a service call. I was chilling in the living room, my dog behind the sofa, and as he opened the door (thinking it was open and empty) my dog began doing the lowest pitch growl I've ever known. By the time I recognized that it was my four-year old pitty making the noise, she let out three sharp barks. I immediately heard the door slam shut. I then went to the door (prepared, that is) and began to talk to the guy through the door. He said he was going to call the cops on me, but after he called the apartment complex, he realized he had the wrong apartment unit. Even for as innocent as that moment was, I'll never not have a dog living with me. Their senses are unreal compared to ours.

@user-fe7mg5ot9z

5 ай бұрын

I know that menacing low growl. My last dog did that when a drunk neighbour tried to come into my house uninvited. It came complete with a stiff wag of the tail and hackles raised along her entire back. She scared me, never mind him! Never seen a dog in that mode, before! She was the most beautiful mutt ever! Brains of the Border Collie, sweet nature of the Lab, and I can only assume that some of that attitude came from the Black and Tan Coonhound!

Husky is 100% accurate. My dog loses her mind if someone she doesn't like comes into the house. It also likely applies to pugs and french bulldogs

@ruffethereal1904

Жыл бұрын

My mom owns a pug, at the slightest sign of anything being off she goes wild and will not shut up until her tiny little lungs and nonexistent nose can no longer handle it.

@kermitdafroggo

Жыл бұрын

And frugs (pug/French bulldog, my grandma has one)

@calvor685

Жыл бұрын

He nailed the husky soul stare and their war cry

@trialerror6000

Жыл бұрын

pugs are always asleep though😅😅

@hawk40gtx

Жыл бұрын

Opposite for my husky, just wrote a comment. All Sky does is sleep all day and in 5yrs had her heard her bark 5 times total. She is 100% broken and not the norm for huskys lol. I was fully prepared for active dog and likes sound of own voice but got the complete opposite 🤣

I have a “pit bull” and I actually had this happen on Monday: I was home on my ground floor apartment with a backyard in NYC and someone came up the cellar steps into the yard…I saw him from my window, opened the back door, my “pit bull” (actually an American Staffordshire Terrier) runs out, and the guy retreats back down the cellar steps so fast he nearly fell. Meanwhile my dog just watches him leave, and looks at me like: “who the hell was that?”

@blueflare3848

Жыл бұрын

They might not be a guard dog breed, but you can bet that no one will mess with you if you have a pit bull.

@katherinewells3099

Жыл бұрын

I have two pitties. Most people just have to look at them and that's enough. Then we all climb on to the bed and cuddle.

@suchnothing

Жыл бұрын

Your poor dog probably just wanted to say hi and get some pets 😂 there are a ton of people in my neighborhood in Toronto with really sweet bullies, I always have to go around them when I'm out walking and the owners are like "no they're friendly!" And I'm like yeah I know YOURS is nice but my goblin chihuahua mix WILL start some shit.

@kinga5102007

Жыл бұрын

100% accurate....:) owner of Amstaff here:)

@avashnea

Жыл бұрын

@@suchnothing I was a nurse for a kid whose grandmother had a Bichon Frise. I saw that tiny dog try to attack a Rottie that was walking on a leash with their owner. The Rottie just did the head tilt look of "What the hell?"

I LOVE these characterizations!! I do think the Chow Chow should be re-done. I've had 3 - and a robber won't enter a house where a Chow lives. They look cute and cuddley - but don't believe it. They're quiet until you step on their property. If they have to get up, you should run. I've had more than 1 experience where my babies protected me and the house. I was never afraid of being alone when I had my fur babies. After all, they were palace guard dogs in ancient China.

@someembarrassingLPs

Ай бұрын

I agree on the Chow. They don't tolerate intruders (sometimes not even strangers) and they are WAY faster than people think. I find they also tend to cut out the barking portion of the experience and go straight for the attack. My neighbor had one that killed any living creature that touched the ground in his backyard. Very cool breed, but not to be trifled with.

@gossymer.

19 күн бұрын

Yeah I was a bit surprised at that segment

Chihuahua:“Hehe, wrong house” Robber: “holy crap I’m dead”

I love how on Husky he just sits there and stares for a moment because I swear they do that a lot when they see people they don’t recognize 😂

@p.a.r.c1694

Жыл бұрын

He's giving you a chance to survive.

@HelenChristine

Жыл бұрын

Yes mine does that! It's like he's thinking "will I bark?....hmm yes I will bark" and by bark of course I mean some weird yodel thing

@dreameater8548

Жыл бұрын

They're winding up for the scream

@haven_lady675

Жыл бұрын

Husky: MOM! DAD! THERE'S A ROBBER IN THE HOUSE!

@olenickel6013

Жыл бұрын

That stare was spot on, but any Husky I ever had would have proceeded with "you want to rob this house? Ok, cool. Sounds like fun, let me help you"

The German Shepherd one is 110% true. As far as they know, everyone but their owners are invaders and they will make some noise. A lot of it. If you want to have one as a pet, expect them to be part time guard dogs and full time cuddle bunnies. They might grow up physically, but they will always act like puppies.

@lostbooks2918

Жыл бұрын

Mine is .01% cuddle bunny but when I get it 💙

@fistinyourface7053

Жыл бұрын

Caucasian shepherd is the same, except it will proceed to maul the robber

@kabir1557

Жыл бұрын

@@fistinyourface7053 yup they'll eat up the robber. Love them dogs....looks more like a wolf and bear mix tbh

@nobodyknows4770

Жыл бұрын

Lol yeah we had a German shepherd and ANYONE who would enter our house whose scent she didn't remember would be chased out of the house and to a GOOD distance and she would come back leisurely as if she didn't do anything 😂

@gingerthecat1393

Жыл бұрын

Mine would never hurt a soul she would just walk up like ✨pEt mE ✨

I don't have a dog myself because of lack of space and time but i love these videos, they cheer me up and also love reading the comments of so many beautiful experiences dog owners have to share, warms my heart always. Thank you everyone.

@MsMuffin917

7 ай бұрын

They say laughter is medicine for the soul and I think they were referring to the laughter from dog videos cuz they simply pick you up if you're feeling down 😊

@nikkikawase1891

7 ай бұрын

@@MsMuffin917 They definitely do 🥰

@GracemarieJohnson

5 ай бұрын

​@@MsMuffin917You got that right.

as someone with two chihuahuas, can confirm. they’re also both very old but somehow still have enough energy to fight literally anyone who annoys them

With chihuahuas, they're either extremely shy or extremely psychopathic, I once met a chihuahua and I squatted down to stroke it and it didn't make a sound it just walked away backwards and hit behind its owners legs, it was the most adorable thing I've ever seen, but then there are chihuahuas like my friends who would tear your eyes out if you looked at it for more than a second

@trollertroller8083

Жыл бұрын

2 normal stereotypes but not my Chihuahua. She isn't that shy nor is she that much of a yapper. She is actually kind to others except when she dont like them, but that aint often. She is special in that way. The licking is a bit much tho.

@anitaingram3968

Жыл бұрын

My deer head chihuahua a trip. She barks like a maniac at the doorbell, people walking past the window but then loves people that come in the door. If she doesn't like you, you have some seriously bad mojo going on.

@ToastyBlues

Жыл бұрын

Haha, all of your chihuahuas sound amazing. Thanks for sharing!

@alyssaescamilla8295

Жыл бұрын

If she likes you, my Chihuahua will sniff you and sit on your lap where she'll stay until SHE'S good and ready to move. If she doesn't like you, she will run after you, growling and barking. She got no teeth, but she will snap at you

@veronikabenesova5133

Жыл бұрын

I've always wanted a chihuahua, got one and she loves absolutely everyone. If a robber comes, she's gonna cuddle him. :D

I love how Dobermans don't got to do anything their presence alone is like you saw the devil

@IanRomErv

Жыл бұрын

U mean Cerberus?

@DubmareProductions634

Жыл бұрын

Oh Dobermanns are scary lol but I want one

@jeffk464

Жыл бұрын

Since they aren't popular anymore I think the breed has gotten a lot better. All the ones I've seen now have stable temperaments much better than all the poorly bred GSD'S out there

@anime_girl4626

Жыл бұрын

I had a dobermann and a German shepherd..both are very dangerous to strangers but very sweet to us

@ajayvikramsingh3812

Жыл бұрын

true..mine is a gentleman, but the looks though, people just see him and thier souls leave their body instantly

The Belgian had me absolutely wheezing 😂😂

When I was living in Florida, my cousin’s pit bull almost became my dog, too. After coming back to Florida after about half a year, I saw the dog again, and it initially saw me as an intruder. The lights where I stood were turned off. It barked a bit and growled, even as I clapped my hands and instructed it to come to me… by name. It wasn’t until my cousin called me out by name and turned on the lights so it could see who I was. That was when the dog smiled as widely as I saw any dog smile… it’s lower jaw almost touched the floor. It then sprinted right at me, and grabbed onto my arm (which I believe is how pit bulls play), and basically wanted me to take it home with me. Wouldn’t be surprised if it desperately clawed at the glass doors and whined as I left the house. I miss that dog.

My beagle, "LET'S GO CHASE RABBITS AND BE FRIENDS!" She was even friends with the meter reader, the postal worker, and the UPS driver. LOL!

@Christina-cf9ot

Жыл бұрын

That's exactly what his LOUD howling is trying to convey. At least he works as a proximity alarm 😂

@SaiyanGamer95

Жыл бұрын

Beagles are SUPER friendly, probably the most friendly breed of all dogs. They love people, very forgiving, and, well, they're natural people-pleasers.

@Aknight292

Жыл бұрын

Terrible guard dogs....but make great alarms hahaha

@chewz_.2

Жыл бұрын

Same here! Beagles forever My beagle, he loves people :)

@chewz_.2

Жыл бұрын

@@Aknight292 oooh yes! They are very loud, they howl at everything, they like anyone, they will just stand there and watch you die. But they are great to have

I’ve been a dog groomer for the better part of 20 years and these are all COMPLETELY accurate.

@MrCageCat

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get the Samoyed one. Please explain?

@littlemisstink921

Жыл бұрын

I dunno how else to put it other than to say that every Samoyed I’ve ever come across can be so focused on one thing that they don’t notice/give a shit about what’s going on around them. Grant it…I live in Texas and haven’t come across too many since it is so hot here.

@Itstime1231

Жыл бұрын

@@littlemisstink921 Granted* not Grant it or granite. Common spelling error. Samoyeds just bark to bark I swear, probably what it is too.

@Itstime1231

Жыл бұрын

@@MrCageCat I'm not able to edit Brooke's comment 😉

@timguiness6361

Жыл бұрын

Do boxers allow burglars in ?

the chow is highly territorial, irritable, and is swift to bite--no noise nor scent, no strangers on its street. and this is even well-socialized.

I have a Malinois X. I swear she has RADAR, SONAR, and LASER precision built into her body. And her speed . . . I didn't think anything could move at lightning speed the way she does--figure 8's and turning on a dime. I've seen her bite through a tin can without wincing; I don't want to imagine what she might do to a bad guy's bones.

The German Shepherd one is so accurate. I’ve got one and while she’s pretty gentle, she will eat you if you mess with her family. (She actually stopped trying to play with the next door neighbor’s boxers after they killed one of our cats. She just growls at them now.) Edit: so a month after this happened, we took in two 2 week old kittens. My dog loved them so much and watched them every second of the day (until they got a lot bigger). The first time she was allowed to interact with them she was super gentle and friendly and treated them like her own puppies. Moral of the story is that German Shepherds are 1. The perfect dog breed. And 2. A cat’s best friend.

@skykrasher4475

Жыл бұрын

@PickleDoge7 They were the ones who found her body

@yeboxxxchannel2505

Жыл бұрын

That's messed up.. Bruh..

@Goldenraptor_

Жыл бұрын

Rip cat❤️♥️❤️♥️

@araposkulo

Жыл бұрын

My GSD was like that too. When it comes to family they are a "fuck around, find out" kind of breed

@icantbelieveyoudonethis4059

Жыл бұрын

My dog’s weird he’s only like this at night. During the day he is super passive and skittish but at night he tries to fight everyone and is basically fearless.

"Oh so it's that sort of night" I felt that at a spiritual level

@maxxor-overworldhero6730

Жыл бұрын

I could actually hear the German Shepherd growl in that.

@Nickle_Dumb69

Жыл бұрын

I felt it the same…

@fistinyourface7053

Жыл бұрын

Like "nigga i was bred for this shit!"

@yatshie8717

Жыл бұрын

I snorted when I heard that, my German shepherd is exactly like that

@MushroomCloudOfDoom

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm. I loved my sheppy so much but my god the aggression was insane. My friend’s parents insisted he be locked in a cage when they visited after he interpreted our game of tag as them attacking us. :/ Kids, adults, other animals, squeaky things, bouncy things, anything that moved, anything that didn’t move. It was all a threat to his people and it had to die.

1:22 As a person who babysits 5 boston terriers I can confirm this is highly accurate

@user-fe7mg5ot9z

5 ай бұрын

I was just going to point out that no-one had mentioned them! I think it's accurate, too, although I've never had one. A neighbour did, when I was growing up. She invited my parents and I over to watch a Christmas special on her colour TV (we didn't have one yet, that's how long ago this was!). We couldn't understand why she carried a can of air freshener with her everywhere. Didn't take long to find out!!!! Cute dogs, but, oh my!

@Mr.KomodoDragon

5 ай бұрын

@@user-fe7mg5ot9z I know, they S T I N K

This is why I love German shepherd

Used to own a husky and the derpface/blank stare before just foghorning is 100% true and SENT me you nailed it

@charlesg7926

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah where did it send you to?

@dybiosol

Жыл бұрын

@@charlesg7926 Like he said it sent him to

@extrm161

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/kaZ7y6uBgr2bmLw.html.

@user-ji1rz8cg6p

Жыл бұрын

@@charlesg7926 outerspace.

@LolBoontai

Жыл бұрын

@@user-ji1rz8cg6p underrated comment

The Chihuahua scene had me CRYING laughing! 🤣 My family had a Chihuahua growing up and she was straight up EVIL!!! She only liked my brother and would try to bite everyone else she could. My mother tried to rehome her several times but of course no one would take a dog exuding pure hatred toward everyone it saw (except my brother of course). Dang thing lived 14 years and I swear it was sheer spite pumping through her veins that kept her alive so long.

@Eve.n.t_horizon

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@furlizard

Жыл бұрын

This story reminds me of our family cat when I was a child. She only liked my brother, and would lurk under the stairs to attack people coming through the front door.

@unseelie63

Жыл бұрын

@@furlizard My grandma had a cat like that! They had a coffee table with a little shelf for magazines,and the cat would stretch out there and take swipes at anyone he didn't like!

@unseelie63

Жыл бұрын

Spite can be a powerful motivator.I've known a few humans like that.

@ladymirth

Жыл бұрын

Chihuahuas are cats in the wrong body and spend their entire lives pissed off about it.

Greyhound: *AM THE SPEED OF LIGHT-* Robber: *…..wtf-*

boxers always give you the look of a man that owes you millions of dollars🤣🤣

I can’t stop laughing at the way he portrayed the husky! The long, silent, “I’m about to scream” stare and the siren noise was way too accurate! 😂😂

@threenorns3

Жыл бұрын

that's not a siren - that's the sound of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park, LOLOLOLOL

@laurenmeyer8410

Жыл бұрын

Can’t stop laughing

@tommyblackwell3760

11 ай бұрын

Pretty accurate for Malamutes too! xD

@robertmcceney4171

11 ай бұрын

I have three huskies and when they all howl at the same time, you can hear them for quite a distance even from inside the house. It's said a Huskies howl can be heard as far as 10 mi away.

@ETACarinaeA-.-

9 ай бұрын

“Heheh. Wrong house.” -chihuahua

The samoyed being a gamer/streamer is so accurate, if they were humans they would do that a 100%

@Big_Hogger

Жыл бұрын

"a one hundred" lol 80iq clown

@cutecatsara123

Жыл бұрын

Lmao why though, can somebody explain that joke to me?

@anonymouspotato7538

Жыл бұрын

@@cutecatsara123 Samoys are Very Talkative(TM) and Very Loud(TM)

@heyitsme1534

Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite breeds! They’re just awesome all the way around! To me they’re the perfect dog. Don’t even care about the shedding.

@dycedarg19

Жыл бұрын

@@cutecatsara123 Samoyeds are probably one of the friendliest dogs you’ll meet, love to play games, and howls. I had one for about 17 years. Also, when I used to deliver, I’d get so happy when I’d see one. They either ignore you or they’re happy to see you to for about 5 seconds and then happily moves on because you’re not their owner. 😂

Almost all the dogs I’ve had experience with in my life were boxers. My uncle has had at least 3, my family had one growing up that passed in July of ‘22 and currently a 1 year old. Boxers are some of the most playful and kind spirited dogs but if you threaten their human they will open a can of whoop ass. Those dogs are pure muscle

I have 2 GSD females. Proud to say 100% accurate. They hear a leaf moving on the property, they are alert. Love my girls! ❤❤

I'm a chihuahua mom and i can confirm that the chihuahua impersonation is 100 Accurate!

@metarcee2483

Жыл бұрын

My family had Chihuahuas for 12 years. Yup.

@VixeyTeh

Жыл бұрын

The smaller the dog the bigger the FIGHTE!!! 💓

@ulibredulli

Жыл бұрын

Yea, he ded

@tgbluewolf

Жыл бұрын

Would the robber actually run though? I mean sure, chihuahuas act like psychopaths but honestly what real damage could they do?

@DonnaBarrHerself

Жыл бұрын

How to count chihuahuas: One. Two. A million.

She's refrained from doing any damage when we play but I'm 99% certain my chihuahua puppy is training herself for the day she has to sever an intruder's Achilles tendons.

@chasingmoonlight7342

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@prasenjitbhattacharjee9767

Жыл бұрын

Chihuahua’s are absolute psychopaths. I am fairly good at understanding the mental state of dogs but I can never understand what goes through the minds of those little devils. Well you could say that 9/10 times a chihuahua will bite you without any warning if you are a stranger and approach them unlike big dogs who still more or less maintain a distance and will give you warning.

@spiriox

Жыл бұрын

@@prasenjitbhattacharjee9767 it’s why I want a Chihuahua. They’re demons and I find that hilarious Not saying I don’t love my dogs I have rn tho, they’re big and loveable

@krystofkarda7395

Жыл бұрын

I have two Chihuahuas ať home And they dont really bite. They bite if you provoke them like putting your fingers into their mouthes repeatedly but then th y lick where they bit you. Also one of them barks like crazy around other dogs And the other doesnt bark ať all.

@logeyperogi1805

Жыл бұрын

Same with my dog He’s not a chihuahua, just a small dog, but I’ve felt an actual bite from him, it hurts like hell and his barking is insanely loud

Husky’s be like: SOUND THE F*CKIN ALARM!! I REPEAT, SOUND THE F*CKIN ALARM

@jessegd6306

28 күн бұрын

"...Why didn't you bring me treeeeEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATS-" ~The Husky, dramaqueen of the canine world.

As a chihuahua mom, I can 1000% confirm this is accurate. Mine is very loving and sweet towards me and my family, but anyone else….. winter is coming

😂 I had a Samoyed and that is so true. In her whole life, she only growled once. We were in a drive-thru and some rando walked by. We heard growling coming from the back seat and we were like, “What’s that noise?Is that our dog!?”

@newsweedge

Жыл бұрын

Samoyeds are just giant cute peaceful friendly fluffy clouds 😆😂 But wow, if a samoyed growls at someone then you know something is really bad

@tay4728

Жыл бұрын

My god speaking of samoyed, my great-grandma who lives in Shenzhen (somewhere in china) had like 7-8 of them as puppies including the mum and dad. It was 2011 and I was 8. My family and I stayed overnight at my great-grandma’s house as it was Chinese New Year or smt. During midnight my sister and I slept in the same room and we got woken up by the barking of dogs. It lasted for a while but we ignored it as we thought meh, probably a squirrel or smt. The next day when we got up all of the Samoyeds were gone. Literally all of them. My great-grandma cried and I’ve never ever seen her crying like this before. So we checked the CCTV two men broke into the yard and gave the dogs something to eat, probably rat poison. they then took them away and put them in some black plastic bags. The police then assumed (worst scenario) that those two men stole the dogs and sell them for meat and confirmed that the men gave something similar to rat poisons to the dogs. I was in shocked until now as there was no laws for protecting these poor animals. Not sure but I hope there is laws to ensure the rights for animals to be treated nicely 😢 I want to raise awareness that people are still illegally eating animals, and especially for those who steals people’s beloved for money

@wumpusthehunted2628

Жыл бұрын

Samoyed isn't right at all. They'd probably just greet the robber and expect to be patted (crying if ignored). Oddly enough my Sammy didn't like the gas meter reader. Not sure if too many cat smells or he was casing houses to rob later.

@joe9434

Жыл бұрын

Is samoyed and spitz same? Cause in the picture, it looks like spitz

@pupyasko1233

Жыл бұрын

@@joe9434 Samoyedes are considerably bigger and generally more "independent"

Looking at the Golden Retriever impression, I now believe my Dad when he cautioned us about getting one. He told me that the dog would introduce himself to the robber like a true gentlemanly butler would, bring him some refreshments and actually lead him to my Mom's safe locker, asking him all the way if he were comfortable.

@stellashepherd3229

Жыл бұрын

My Aunt and Uncle were robbed twice when their golden retriever was home alone. They got a sweet but huge German Shepherd. Never happened again.

@ggmann13

Жыл бұрын

Yeah goldens a great dogs. Goldens are terrible dogs. Both of these sentences are true in very different ways lol

@andysfitness

Жыл бұрын

@@stellashepherd3229 so you got German shepherd then what happened to golden retriever.

@shashankrao265

Жыл бұрын

@@andysfitness he was poisoned 💀

@Templarofsteel88

Жыл бұрын

@@ggmann13 if you get a golden to defend against intruders you should be sent back to kindergarten to be re- schooled.

Chihuahuas are love bugs when raised right but they will protect their home and their loved ones with every fiber of their being

@HellStr82

27 күн бұрын

so... not much protection then

I’ve had a furbaby who was a mix of both Aussie and German shepherd as well as Pit in her bloodline, she was an absolute beast if she thought you were a threat. She would NOT let go the couple times she had to defend and I couldn’t have been prouder of my baby

As a husky owner I can tell you that that is 100% accurate, very vocal dogs they are

@nicholasfly5914

Жыл бұрын

My dog is breed of mongrel and husky, so he screams and attacks perfectly.

@jpcnmt07

Жыл бұрын

Huskies are literally sirens

@TheTutu1000

Жыл бұрын

My husky isn’t very vocal, a few woos, mainly when he meets new people, he loves everyone. Sometimes that makes me sad that he’s quiet but sometimes I’m bloody glad lol

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

@Noirium ..eh? Could you speak up, please?.. I SAID... ugh, nm.

@St.Linguini_of_Pesto

Жыл бұрын

​​@@TheTutu1000: this is my bork-bork, he is a Husky, his name is _____. 😃: hello, _____, good dog. 🐶: woo.

As someone who's been bitten by one, don't surprise a German Shepherd. Especially not one recued from an abusive home.

@rozbessel

Жыл бұрын

this^ my grandad had a German Shepherd as a guard dog and i swear this motherfucker's moto was "if someone looks at me funny imma start biting people"

@joshuagraham5422

Жыл бұрын

This. I still have a scar in my leg. As a child i accidently walked over his tail. 0/10 experience

@LHWK_RHC

Жыл бұрын

Or an ex-military/police dog

@tytheaniman497

Жыл бұрын

@@LHWK_RHC Or both

@sargentsteve7148

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, know a friend who owns one, she is a normal one but shes still a little paranoid, shes like a librarian wielding an LMG next to her, gentle, as long as you are gentle too

I was visiting my friends family in Northern Turkey, he is from the shepherd region. I saw almost every dog breed before, including livestock dogs, but those Kangal dogs are the most terrifying breed against any intruder or predator I ever seen. That dog would body slam the door from the inside as soon as someone would try to break in lol.

Husky's are Gods perfect alarm

As a person who shares her home with an Aussie and a chihuahua, this is 100% accurate.

@floppa3005

Жыл бұрын

60 likes and no replys? lol

@momcatx2

Жыл бұрын

@@floppa3005 And? What's your point?

@floppa3005

Жыл бұрын

@@momcatx2 huh?

@juliaalvarez537

Жыл бұрын

Floppa Floppa

@floppa3005

Жыл бұрын

@@juliaalvarez537 :)

My family owned 2 Dobermans a couple years back. Once every single house on our street was robbed, except ours. To make it even better when I was outside throwing the football with my friend a van which I had never seen before pulled up to our house, my dogs walked up to the fence in curiosity, as soon as the driver saw them, he sped off.

@boothead9495

Жыл бұрын

They’re sort of the “no one fears them for what they’ll do, but most fear them for what the CAN do

@Zarmdthecoolest

Жыл бұрын

Man, sounds like that neighborhood SUCKS. Glad you had the dobermans.

@fgzero331

Жыл бұрын

@@Zarmdthecoolest Lucky, I have since moved out

@jackakakreanxx5587

Жыл бұрын

Where was this where your neighborhood was a calm gta lobby? And the cops didn’t seem to do much of anything based on what you’re saying

@fgzero331

Жыл бұрын

@@jackakakreanxx5587 It was in a pretty sketchy neighborhood, and afterward they sent a police patrols every week

As an RN who has worked in the Emergency Room, every person who came in with a suspicious Doberman bite, it was in the butt.

I just love this guy! Always leaves me w a smile 😊

As an owner of an Australian Shepherd, I have security camera footage of my dog more excited to see the burglar come through the door than when I come through the door. Worthless Edit: Lol, wow. A lot of likes for my dog allowing burglars in. The good news is I have an alarm system, so no real harm done. The guy saw the dog, heard the alarm counting down, and left. The dog was VISIBLY DISAPPOINTED

@goingslowlynowhere

Жыл бұрын

"NEW HUMAN! PLAYTIME! 😂😂😂" How did the burglar react though?

@cautiouslycynical9786

Жыл бұрын

@@goingslowlynowhere Asking the real questions. I'm curious as well.

@queeny5613

Жыл бұрын

Ahaha

@ithewho6603

Жыл бұрын

Well it's a shepherd, not a guard dog, lol. Jokes aside, I hope no one got hurt and your household is not damaged.

@cautiouslycynical9786

Жыл бұрын

@@ithewho6603 You're right. They seem like such sweethearts. The Shepherd dogs not the burglars.

I have a Samoyed and it’s 1000% true. Once they’re focused on something, nothing can drag them away from it.

@crazy_jongen6288

Жыл бұрын

Oh I thought you meant there gamers you disapointed me now

@ailcja8780

Жыл бұрын

@@crazy_jongen6288 mine is a gamer

@midnitest0rm

Жыл бұрын

@@crazy_jongen6288 nope. They’re just stubborn and super focused. Lmao

@midgethobbit5243

Жыл бұрын

adopt dont shop chump

@midnitest0rm

Жыл бұрын

@@midgethobbit5243 um I agree? I don’t understand what that has to do with my comment….

Miss my old Marie dearly. She was a pitbull, died of a deadly sickness about 3 years ago... she was the most lovely dog i've ever had, never did anything to anyone who we - me and my family - presented to her. The day a few drunkards from the neighborhood tried to act funny and enter my house without permission for some reason, Marie went after them and almost bit off the meat from the bone of one's leg. Guy got hospitalized and thankfully managed to keep his leg. No one else dared enter my home without proper presentation ever again. I felt kinda sorry for the drunkard at the time, but well... there was a "Beware of the Dog" sign on the front gate...

Despite not being a dog person, every doberman ive encountered has been extremely sweet. One is my grandparents dog and shes a rescue and had a pretty messed up past but shes very sweet and very protective.

I adopted a retired German shepherd K9 unit. She caught a burglar once. Luckily for said robber, I remembered the commands to get her off said robber. The robber survived. His arm not so much

@Odo-so8pj

Жыл бұрын

Lol. My Dad's German shephard could sniff out a smack head/chavv and would go for them bolting out the door to the gate. I went a year without seeing him and he welcomed me in with no one home. Very good dogs. Thieves hate German shephard.

@marianthi40007

Жыл бұрын

Good girl she deserves a good treat

@marianthi40007

Жыл бұрын

@LambGoneBad the best 👌

@bruh8545

Жыл бұрын

Can i have my severed arm back?

@pedromartins6810

Жыл бұрын

@@bruh8545 no, it must have been delicious

I grew up with a German Shepard in a high crime area. We could tell when someone was trying to rob us when he started growling at the door or window. All the neighbors got robbed, we never did.

@volitionspark2686

Жыл бұрын

I believe you. We had one growing up during the Crack epidemic. Nobody went near our house.

@frenchgirl5878

Жыл бұрын

You make me want to get a German sheperd

@kayleighbrown459

Жыл бұрын

@@frenchgirl5878 They're lovely. Need a lot of training and discipline, but lovely

Boxer made me cry. I miss my boy so much. He really was a Comfort Dog.💚💔💚💔💚

The husky turning into an air raid siren will never not be hilarious.

i love that the gsd and the malinois are ready to throw down because that's what they were built to do, but the chihuahua is just psychotic 😆

@thewatcherinthecloud

Жыл бұрын

Note to self: Get a malinois so I can have an awesome sparring partner

@zacharyrollick6169

Жыл бұрын

@@thewatcherinthecloud You can find surplus military and police ones sometimes.

@jessakent2049

Жыл бұрын

@@thewatcherinthecloud Listen, they'd enjoy it.

@brycealthoff8092

Жыл бұрын

German shepherds and Belgian malinois are highly trained private security guards protecting their homes and VIP’s. Chihuahuas are serial killers who get their kicks from inflicting pain.

@fancimcguffin2227

Жыл бұрын

Hey. If you were the smallest natural breed, you’d be psychotic too. 😂

As a robber with active license i can confirm that this is 100% accurate

@kuramakun84

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@tabicat_x

Жыл бұрын

uhm- 911 whats ur emergency me: i found a robber 911: UHM MAAM WHERE EXACTLY IS THE ROBBER? me: u-uh o-on the i-internet on yo-youtube-

@TheMrExemplar

Жыл бұрын

Why are you a debt collector?

@dudestravel8934

Жыл бұрын

@@TheMrExemplar 🤣 the only legal robbers along with health insurance companies.

@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess

Жыл бұрын

Actually this video would be a thief, a robbery and a theft are different things

😂❤️ These seem to pop up in my feed right when I need them !!!

You couldn’t be more accurate about Australian Shepherds. They only want to run and play 😂

*True Story* When I was 14 years old. My family used to have three dogs. A chihuahua/poodle mix, mastiff/lab mix and a pitbull. We happened to move back to Mexico. The neighborhood had many break ins and it caused many people to put fences with spikes. A robber saw our home as his next target he jumped over the fence and thought the coast is clear. My chihuahua mix heard him and staring barking. He didn’t take her seriously but he didn’t know that she warned our other dogs. The mastiff mix came out he was a bit worried but thought he wasn’t that much of a threat. But the moment our pitbull came out he knew he was dead meat. He ran towards the fence. As he was climbing my pitbull and mastiff bit his ass tore off his jeans. The robber managed to escape but only with his underwear. This is what my neighbor told my mom since he saw what happened.

@jholmes880

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣now THAT'S what i call karma .. well done dogos🐕 🤣🤣

@starrystarrynight9822

Жыл бұрын

All 3 dogs including the chihauhau did their jobs! I hope they all got extra treats and pettings that night!!

@ArithimeticsForKids

Жыл бұрын

🤩 WoOoOow

@chelseamiller8662

Жыл бұрын

Pits are the fckin best! Mine was a mommas girl, until her dad got home from a few months at work then it was all about daddy! She knew when he was gone that she needed to be on alert. She would not let me answer the door without her in front of me, she even had the pizza guy terrified of her and she was never mean to him, she growled at him once but she saw he posed no threat..he eventually learned to stick the pizza next to the opening in the door and shed be like "FOOOOD!", he still would beg me to not let her out 😂 poor guy. She saved me plenty times. Even my husband's dumb friend learned. My husband had friends over one day, I wasn't feeling well, so I was laying on the couch watching TV. Alexis knew I was sick and she eas glued to me. She was laid across my legs on the couch when my hubs friend walked up to me, smacked me on the knee, and yelled "WASSUUPP!" , it scared me cuz I was into the movie , so I hollered a little. Alexis flew off thst couch and latched onto his arm. He was freakin out, I was like well you idiot you are my PITBULL laying across me and decide to come slap me, she thought you were hurting me, I ain't fussing her for that, she did her job, you just stupid. He started greeting Alexis first when he came to the house so she could sense he wasn't a danger 😂 and now that she knew he was scared of her, she fcked with him 😂it was so funny. My girl crossed Rainbow Bridge in August at 15 years old. She'll always be the best girl in the world to me ❤😊

@ssm248

11 ай бұрын

❤

The greyhound is on POINT! My brother came to check on our house and our two furry folding tables broke away immediately to hide in their crates.

@alexia3552

Жыл бұрын

"Furry folding tables' lmfao

@queeny5613

Жыл бұрын

Ahaha

@buckeyehockey1979

Жыл бұрын

They are definitely one of the most shy breeds. Along with Dalmatians.

@katem6562

Жыл бұрын

Mine was excellent at just snoozing though anything

@AnoukhHellstream

Жыл бұрын

accurate description of grayhounds xD Furry folding tables

LOVE! The German Shepherd - "So it's that kinda night, eh?" and the Belgian one had me LMAO.

Omggg these are too good!!!!😂😂😂😂❤️❤️ I’m here after watching the part 2 keep em coming!!!!🙏🙏😫😂❤️

As a person who doesn't own any dog and watches dog videos online, this is 100% accurate.

@dominicesposito4394

Жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

@hannahforeman

Жыл бұрын

Me three

@danilka7869

Жыл бұрын

The healthiest side of internet are animal videos

@aery101

Жыл бұрын

@@mathmagic9137 me five

@OGGrubKill3r

Жыл бұрын

Me six

We actually did get robbed while we owned a greyhound. They broke in while we were sleeping and took the TV and a bunch of other stuff from the front room. The dog was in the front room. When we woke up and found what had happened, she was still in the same spot of the couch, and when we ran in she looked up disinterestedly, then put her head back down on the arm rest. I have a feeling she just watched the robbers and when they did not offer her treats she ignored them and went back to sleep. 10/10, goodest girl.

@pencilduster2938

Жыл бұрын

Imagine if you forgot to feed her that night when you got robbed

@TheGtagtr

Жыл бұрын

a greyhound dog or a greyhound bus. Haha no, after reading your comment I'm beginning to think dogs are not as smart as we think they are

@Acesspaded

Жыл бұрын

@@TheGtagtr I mean she prolly just didn’t care XD. Dogs are smart when it comes to food, not our things.

@theexistence729

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I own a grayhound if we got robbed he’d look up from his nap and go back sleep as long as they didn’t disturb him he wouldn’t carr

@admontigny

Жыл бұрын

The only hope would be a robber falling over your sleeping hound....

Anytime I need a laugh, I just look at Jonnys latest. Always makes me happy. Thank you.

My grandparents had always had a chihuahua one day we went into town to do grocery shopping while we were out someone stopped by that wanted to talk to my grandfather about painting one of his rental houses when he finally meet up with my grandfather he made the joke that if he were a robber he would definitely not go into the house he'd leave he said the chihuahua looked like he bust through the window and destroy him the way he was barking and growling when he looked through the window to see if anyone was home the chihuahua with a knife is pretty accurate.

I’ve been around most of these breeds, and by far the chihuahua is the biggest psychopath lol

@franckvazquez8204

Жыл бұрын

accurate comment

@ristina.ingram

Жыл бұрын

I completely agree.

@Neurhex

Жыл бұрын

I got one for 13 years...if they could jump higher , they would bite off any intruder face. 😂

@ivorynk752

Жыл бұрын

@@Neurhex During a home invasion I am 100% sure my pomeranian would do more damage to the intruder than the Aussie. Sure, her bites won't reach past their shins, but at least she will actually try to bite,them.

@Neurhex

Жыл бұрын

@@ivorynk752 yep , our small monsters 😂

Robber: “Please don’t bark or bite” Labrador: “Best I can do is a belly rub and treat, I’m taking a major risk here”

@markthereaper

Жыл бұрын

That's so fuckin true

@lilskipper4683

Жыл бұрын

Labrador: you get me the food from the top shelf you can take whatever you want dude.

@SamDy99

Жыл бұрын

GR as well

@devil3sixiyeah295

Жыл бұрын

@@lilskipper4683 that's too accurate

@guccideltaco

Жыл бұрын

Don't get it twisted though; they WILL defend if necessary. My 1st dog as a grownup was a black Lab, which I raised from a puppy. It was just the 2 of us. One time a friend came from out of town to go to another friend's wedding. I got home from the wedding 1st & went to bed. Suddenly my dog started barking his head off, and stood right in the front hallway. I was pretty sure it was my friend (I had given her the key), and I grabbed his collar & started trying to soothe him. As the doorknob turned, I felt him straining against me, still barking his head off, until he saw it was my friend, and she also started talking to him. If it hadn't been her, I don't know what he would've done, but he was NOT playing. He slept outside the guest bedroom the entire night.

I love the fact that all the Doberman has to do is exist ... 😂

Those were the best 2minutes of my LIFE!

I knew a family once (with two young girls) who had a Doberman. She was a lovely dog. Friendly non overly aggressive to us (the families friends). When ever we visited she would just come up to us to assess us and then be like "ok your fine... not a threat". But having said that she didn't let us pet her much. Just come up and sniff you and give that famous 'look' of "you better not do anything or else I'll have to kick you out". You really don't know where you stand with a Doberman that are not yours. Brilliant guard dogs yet loving protective family dogs too. Their Brilliant at assessing whether something is a threat or not. Anyway, this same dog unfortunately died protecting her family from a deadly poisonous snake which had come into the house one day. The dog knew it was a threat and attacked it. Unfortunately getting bitten a few times by the snake. Nothing could be done. By the time the family got to the vets it was too late. What an incredible dog she was giving up her life to protect her family.

@robwithnell8192

Жыл бұрын

Legendary bravary

@RezieThe3rd2480

Жыл бұрын

Not all heros wear underwear. Some have fur.

@puddinpants5790

Жыл бұрын

What a sweet baby. ❤🐶

@DiamantsDivineDragon

Жыл бұрын

*venomous

@saltyeqq4256

Жыл бұрын

My Doberman is the same way. He’s always on edge and protective when meeting new people, or being introduced to new animals, but eventually he understands that they’re not a threat. However, in the comfort of his family, he is the sweetest, goofiest boy.

My cousin owns a cabin in a north American forest. We had a black labrador retriever named jasper. When I was about 8 I encountered a black bear while walking across the driveway. I stopped and said "hey bear" the bear looked at me and then went back to its business. I intended to wait for it to leave. Jasper had other plans. He jumped from the top of the stairs and slammed through the sliding glass door. The bear damn near shit himself and ran for the hills. Jasper was uninjured except for a bruised shoulder from the door. I was frozen in fear. the bear moved to Guatemala for all I know.

@r.j.penfold

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the amusing story, I choked on my own throat laughing

@christinemeleg4535

Жыл бұрын

That sounds like my Newfoundland! He didn't tolerate an foolishness, ,,,from anyone. Loved the part where the bear moved t Guatemala!!!

@Medjedd.

Жыл бұрын

weird coincidence, but i also have a black labrador called Jasper

@viihuman4416

Жыл бұрын

Brown Lab named Jasper lol

@celieboo

Жыл бұрын

🤣

You did the Pitbull justice, being a Staffy owner.

Greyhound depiction so true and hilarious! My girl was the best ever! RIP Corey!!

The German Shepard is pretty accurate to how a Rottie would react, too. The Visla is by far the most accurate.

@angelfieseler5358

Жыл бұрын

My Shepherd just sleuths up behind you, If I was breaking into my house my Jack Russell would be up 9n your face

@praisebegamecocks

Жыл бұрын

idk, we always had Shepards and one time a terminex guy came and she walked with him all around the house and then cornered him when he tried to leave and kept him there until my mother could decide his fate. More accurate would be if let the robber in and then lock the door like Sonny in A Bronx Tale and say, "not yas can't leave."

@attitudeproblem6462

Жыл бұрын

@@praisebegamecocks 😂😂😂😂😂😭

@LA_HA

Жыл бұрын

@@praisebegamecocks Sonny in A Bronx Tale. Hahaha. That was awesome

@Caramelle58

Жыл бұрын

Yes, Vizslàs are way to sensitive to chase away a robber - he expects his humans to do it 🙂

should add labrador. I had one growing up that tackled my mother's boyfriend because he startled her at like 2am and she was mid leap before she realized who it was. I remember him saying "all I saw was darkness and teeth!" as she sat on his chest refusing to apologize

@onbearfeet

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, Labs are big doofs until they decide there's a reason not to be. My childhood neighbors had a Lab mix, and she was an actual head-empty angel puppy unless you were wearing polyester or threatening her humans. The polyester part we figured out early (probably some pre-rescue trauma involving someone in a cheap uniform), but she didn't share the second part of herself until she was about 15 and a big GSD went after us on a walk. She slipped out of her collar and leash and flung herself at the other dog like she'd been shot out of a cannon. She drove the GSD across the street and cornered her opponent on a porch before anyone could run outside to see what the roaring noises were about. Labs are doofs until they choose violence.

@RairakkuMushi

Жыл бұрын

Agreed! Had a lab rottie mix. Looked like a lab with extra muscle and height. Sweetest family dog ever! Until she thought one of us was threatened. Than she was just a large black blurr with teeth. Her growl was the scariest thing ever! Had a guy try to cut through our backyard while she was sunning on the deck and we were in the front yard. The guy went white as a ghost when she tore down the stairs after him! He managed to flip himself over the gate JUST before she hit it full force. She’d routinely break boards when she’d do that.

@cocolime6496

Жыл бұрын

@@onbearfeet I'm sorry but the mental image of a lab chasing down a gsd is too funny!

@unseelie63

Жыл бұрын

My aunt had a big black Lab who was the sweetest,most loving dog;I absolutely adored her.She loved people...but one day this strange man wandered the neighborhood and came to my aunt's home and just stood there,peering through the window and tapping at the door,staring.Shadow went into full-on protection mode,barks that sounded like they were coming from the earth beneath the house,through her whole body.Hair on end all down her back,teeth bared,practically frothing at the mouth.None of us,my aunt included,had ever seen her react that way to anyone,and she didn't let up until the police were called and the guy took off.She would have eaten that creepy weirdo,but my aunt didn't want to put her at risk by turning her loose(this dog nearly got swept out to sea trying to retrieve a fishing bobber in deep water because she thought my uncle had dropped it.We thought she was a goner but she had heart and determination in vast quantities.And courage)

@dtulip1

Жыл бұрын

I LOVE this comment on so many levels

He has these DOWN!!! The husky stare was so accurate 😂😂 The Chihuahua with the knife I can't 😂😂😂😂 GeT SaUcEd!!!!

As a husky owner, this is relatable.

As an owner of a golden retriever, this is on point. I always say that my dog would escort a mass murderer straight to me. And they’d love her so much, they’d take her with them to their next victim.

Actually, Chow Chows are naturally aggressive dogs who were bred to chase off wolves back in the day, they need training, like the rottweiler, at a young age to be friendly towards people. So don't underestimate what your chow could do to a burgaler.

@stewpidasso3910

Жыл бұрын

That's why the thief ran off before the chow even saw it. A chow chewed up my brothers face when we were younger. Luckily he was ok

@eromicafrancisco5477

Жыл бұрын

This is true they are truly beautiful dogs but man they don't take shit from no one lol

@Viskydude

Жыл бұрын

What's there to estimate? He'd probably CHOW down the burglar... like a burger! Hahaha... a Burglar Burger, lol!

@voydcat8089

Жыл бұрын

If you pull up to a chow’s house and he doesn’t recognize you, your casket WILL need to be closed.

@bonjourputas

Жыл бұрын

My mom had a Chow and he held the robber hostage for 3 days until she got back from a weekend trip.

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