Everyone is a boss until the German Shepherd arrives

@Samaelwyn

Жыл бұрын

The moment you realize the rest of your life will be short and extremely painful

@Appa-the-husky

Жыл бұрын

Husky: whoooOOOOOO!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡!!!!!!!!

@andyt2k

Жыл бұрын

My friend had a giant GSD who had a metal dog bowl because he'd break the plastic ones, he lived in a high crime area so people would often hop garden fences to get away from the police, except they'd skip his

@tiny99990

Жыл бұрын

meh I'd be more worried about an Anatolian Shepherd, more bite force, heavier, extra skin that is also thicker along with a thicker coat for more protection, more muscle mass than a German Shepherd could achieve for sure plus fewer health issues due to inbreeding by the Germans. German Shepherds are formidable when compared to a lab, but the Malinois in the last one is a LOT scarier leaner muscle, faster, relatively the same bite force, while also having the benefit of modern breeding for the military/police dog benefits so inbreeding is not as much of an issue since there is a large network of breeders working with the U.S. Government alone.

@3I9M6EN

Жыл бұрын

@@andyt2k Love this 😂😂

As a life long German Shepard owner, I can assure you this is 100% accurate. All I would add is, while they're gearing up, they're saying, "Oh boy! I'm finally going to see some action! My human will be so proud of me once I have this thief stuffed and mounted over the fireplace!!!"

@immaturedemolitions8220

Жыл бұрын

Human: thats the fith one this month....

@smc1942

Жыл бұрын

@@immaturedemolitions8220 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

@karenarmstrong9889

Жыл бұрын

As a lifelong Beagle owner I can also say this is true 😂. When anyone comes over they jump up on the people and run to their cookie jar like “Here, here!! This way!” 😅

@jonathanhernandez4976

Жыл бұрын

@immature demolitions Friend Of Human: Hey man, how's everythi...is that the fifth one?

@immaturedemolitions8220

Жыл бұрын

@Jonathan Hernandez human: *debating whether to try and take the thing down* yes....yes it is....

Also, just wanna share a heartbreaking story a family friend told us when he gifted us our GSD. He said there was this childless old couple that asked to adopt a german shepherd from him, and he gifted them one. The good boi was so pampered and well taken cared of, they named him Buddy. Until one night a robber went into the old couple's house. Long story short, Buddy bit the robber on the shoulder near the neck, in exchange he was stabbed many times but the sad part that made us cry was no matter how many stabs he got, he never let go of the robber and still gripped him with his mouth. The robber was lying on his own blood when the police arrived but Buddy's already dead. The couple was so heartbroken. Buddy did his job and did it with love. Run free wherever you are, Buddy.

@jordantoatley1086

Жыл бұрын

15/10 best doggo Rest in peace Buddy

@mikeyates7931

Жыл бұрын

Buddy died a HEROE'S death ; he willingly gave his life to save those he loved - This is the perfect death ; a death I wish for myself

@marekw7562

Жыл бұрын

This is so fukin sad... Why?

@hibosmo

Жыл бұрын

Now... That is a real guardian dog May he/she rest in peace Died brave

@inarisarp

Жыл бұрын

I'm not crying, you're crying... SHUT UP! 😭

I volunteered at an animal sanctuary and there were two German Shepherd brothers called Ben and Riz. Ben was friendly with everyone but Riz was more reserved and also very protective over his brother. He even bit this woman in the act of protecting Ben, so he was moved into a separate kennel. They were still allowed to spend time together and one day, I was sat on the floor with Ben. Riz was then brought into the kennel with us and instead of being aggressive, he rubbed against me like a cat, then rolled over for belly rubs. It was like he accepted me as part of the pack and it was a very rewarding moment.

@rebekadoczi2136

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god, that must've been the best success moment for you ever!!!😍😍😍😍🤩😍😍

@Aemilius46

Жыл бұрын

Awwee!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 That's so sweet!!

@DiAn-ud8dy

Жыл бұрын

Do You know if someone adopt them

@bloodymary7651

Жыл бұрын

@@DiAn-ud8dy they both have new homes 🥰 but unfortunately the decision was made for them to be adopted separately. A lot of people loved Ben but were wary of Riz, which inhibited Ben's chance to be rehomed. They had been at the shelter for 2 years. Luckily, Riz was adopted by an experienced member of staff.

@DiAn-ud8dy

Жыл бұрын

@@bloodymary7651 thanks for the reply, that's great, now Both have a family

My dad always told this story about the all-black German shepherd that they had when he was a kid. The whole family went out to a matinee for a few hours, and when they got home the dog was in the front yard, standing on a man’s chest and growling with his muzzle just inches from the man’s face. Apparently dude admitted that he had broken into the house just a few minutes after the family left, and had spent that whole time getting stared down by the dog as it growled at him.

@yutahkotomi1195

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@emilia4_

Жыл бұрын

Wow good boy 😊

@Anna-wt8zn

Жыл бұрын

He would not have "run"

@catz2317

Жыл бұрын

German shepherds are the best! ❤️

@lornamorgan3575

Жыл бұрын

My Dad trained one. You could get in, but you couldn't get out.

That GS made me giggle. I had a GS once, who was the biggest, friendliest goofball ever. He wasn't aggressive at all, but one he gave two of my friends biggest scare or their lives. Once they rode to my house on bikes, to invite me for a ride, and my dear Barry ran to welcome them - carrying his favorite toy. It was a brick. Yes, my dog loved to play with a full sized brick. I've seen them jumping over the fence like a pair of panicked kangaroos and almost died laughing. One of my pals summed up the accident well - "Man, you've told us you have a dog, but you didn't tell us he eats bricks!"

@pamelapilling6996

Жыл бұрын

I guess one has to eat bricks before one sh*ts them. 😂

@FrikInCasualMode

Жыл бұрын

@@pamelapilling6996 LOL Yeah. Barry was a great dog. His idea of stick for fetching was a two meter or longer thick branch he would happily carry with him on his walks. German shepherds are strong and tough - badass dogs all around.

@nashiprindez9562

Жыл бұрын

😂 dude my German Shepard dose that too. She is a runt so I have to find her either super big rocks, half bricks, or cement chunks that fell off the house. I’m in contact with every owner who got her siblings from the same litter and none of them play with rocks other then my girl. Because of this I bought her an avatar earth kingdoms collar.

@JnEricsonx

Жыл бұрын

My puppy has decided she likes carrying rocks in her mouth then dropping them. I've had to take dozens of thankfully large round rocks off my yard, because if I cut my yard I'll hit the damn things.

@lorefreak94

Жыл бұрын

@@nashiprindez9562 had a couple German shepherd who loved to play with bowling balls. Couldn't quite get their mouth around them but would let out a war cry and shove it around like it was as light as a soccer ball.

I've told this elsewhere, but seeing as how it's GSD Love Day... I grew up with German Shepherds. The whole extended family. The one we had was so large, I could almost ride her like a pony. She was the sweetest dog. She also had a way of comforting new people. She'd put her head in your lap and lean on you. But she was fiercely protective. She never slept at night. Ever. She would patrol the house, keeping an eye for trouble. One night I woke from a pretty bad nightmare. I opened my eyes to see an enormous furry face staring down at me, waiting to wash my face. She had heard me crying and come to check. She opened my bedroom door (totally closed, by the way) and stood near until I woke up. Then she hopped on the bed and curled up against me. I wrapped my arms around her and buried my face into her fur. She stayed until I calmed down and started to drift off again. But just before I passed out, I felt her gently stand up and hop off my bed. She returned to her night time patrol mission.

@Lucifer_Ultima

8 ай бұрын

Respect to this dog🫡

@gitsurfer27

8 ай бұрын

That's a great story, i hope they got all the treats!

@Ocro555

7 ай бұрын

Mad respect to that dog! She's so cute

@kseniiashchenina

4 ай бұрын

Crying

@twinly92

4 ай бұрын

I had a German shepherd mix. He never slept at night either. He would patrol the entire house to check on everyone, then go outside and patrol the property. He'd come back to sleep for an hour or two, then get up and do it again. The only time I saw him get really scary was when my neighbor came over to offer us some of the turkey he had been butchering (farm life lol). The neighbor was still in his bloody coveralls, my dog growled at the neighbor and seemed to grow twice as big before he recognized the neighbor and calmed down

I also love the original German Shepherd one: *rushing towards him, taking off shirt* "Oh, so it's THAT kinda night, huh?!"

My mom raised and trained GS dogs. She taught them to protect the house and everything/everyone in it. They would be completely silent and sneak up on "suspects" just like you showed. Vicious if they needed to be but also so kind and gentle with those deemed friends. Best doggos ever.

@brigidtheirish

Жыл бұрын

A local mall had a sort of exhibition for local services, including the police department. They had a *big* German shepherd on their table. Good boy almost might as well have been a *statue* for how little he reacted to a horde of children pulling at his toes.

@julietigermoon9572

Жыл бұрын

So true , my late boy best guard dog with his Pomeranian sidekick , also so loving with his feline friends ❤️

@SpacePirateK

Жыл бұрын

My GS was the perfect example of this. That dog would have mauled you if he thought you were trying to harm us. But at the same time this dog literally would act as a roaming roadblock to keep my infant son away from anything dangerous. No matter how annoying my kid was our GS was nothing but gentle and paitent with him.

@ragingmarshmallows

Жыл бұрын

We have a German Shepard right now and he is the sweetest dog!

@danielled8665

Жыл бұрын

Love them but I cannot imagine I'd be able to handle all that hair lmao As a beagle owner I have to contest their reaction here though. Beagle would be baying before they got to the door. "HEEEEEYYYYY SOMEONEISHEREIDONTKNOW HEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY I DONTKNOWTHISPERSON HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~

Gotta love those German Shepherds. Great dogs. I was a dog handler in the military and when I retired they allowed me to take the GS I’d had for 6 years with me. Dexter is amazing and I trust him with my life.

@thistlegal2154

Жыл бұрын

Thank you BOTH for your service.

@colabama

Жыл бұрын

Good for you and for Dexter!

@angrycrusader3926

Жыл бұрын

Alsatian rule mate! I personally like the long haired breed.

@chandarussell

Жыл бұрын

@@angrycrusader3926 that’s what Dexter is.

@angrycrusader3926

Жыл бұрын

@@chandarussell Bloody sweet! My uncle was the handle of a few over his time in the Police.

When I was born, my mom had a German Shepherd. She brought me back home, put me in the nursery and let the dog smell me. I was told that from then on, nobody but family was allowed in that room without being accompanied by my mom and nobody could pick me up with the dog around. When I was 4 years old, we had a kiddie pool in the backyard. Some neighborhood kids would show up during the summer to play with us. My German Shepherd was always vigilant and when an older kid threw me into the pool, the dog would have attacked the kid if she wasn't on a leash. From that day on until the day she died, that kid could not show his face or she would go ballistic. German Shepherds are the best dogs.

My mom had a GS/Doberman mix. House got broke into one night while I was visiting. That dog backed me and my daughter into my mom's room and SNARLED like no tomorrow... pure doberman snarl. And then she launched herself at the guy and had him on his back with her teeth snapping at his throat before we even had time to register that she had moved. My mom casually wandered out there and called the cops while the dog was sitting on this guy's chest giving him the "Oh, no. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME." glare-snarl. I popped my head out there, calmly informed him that if he moved so much as to cough, those teeth would be IN his throat. And then I went to meet the cops outside. I told them where the jerk was, and then warned them... we have a dog. Dog is half Doberman and half German Shepherd. Guy's got wet pants already, but don't get near him until my mom's called her off. LOL. Those two cops got one look at her, waited until my mom had her off the guy and in hand and then told us that was one nasty combination for someone to run into in her territory. My mom just smiled and said... yep. I know. That's why I have her. I normally live alone. Cops laughed, cuffed the guy and told her 'good choice' on their way out the door. LOL. Kira was the most loving, gentle pupper with her family, but the minute you threatened or tried to hurt her family, she let that snarl out and she had the teeth to back it up. 😂

@rubyblue4265

Жыл бұрын

Oh my goodness!!! My family has one of those (GSD/ Doberman mix), his name is Chief and he is bat-shit crazy!!!! We’ve had dogs all my life, he is by far the craziest dog we’ve ever owned and he is incredibly stubborn and strong. My mum always jokes that no other family would be able to cope with him. 😂😂😂😂

@ogvishu6122

Жыл бұрын

Bruh! Ain't no way it was JUST a good choice! Dobber/GS mixture is literally equivalent of having a single headed Cerberus!

@bloodymary7651

Жыл бұрын

When some random guy walked into our flat by accident, my pit bull just wagged her tail and expected to be petted 🙈

@Endwankery

Жыл бұрын

Man, that’s one insanely smart dog. Top lass

@psychoticbeans

10 ай бұрын

​@@bloodymary7651sounds about right for a pitty. They often look meaner than they are LOL.

Thats 3000 points for the German Shepherd. Mine would suddenly become a ninja and do a complete patrol inside and out, in complete silence. Come back, make his report and sleep a shift. Great dogs. Oh! And if I would hug someone he had not met would stand between us, uninvited. Just standing there, staring off into space, making sure everyone knew he was there. I miss him so much.

@jordanhasch2544

Жыл бұрын

"Hello? I don't like this. You will be punished accordingly, human. Mark my words."

@kitlee172

Жыл бұрын

Mine guards me against my son and my husband, getting between us if it even looks like we will hug. I’m her person even though I got her for the hub, and she does not acknowledge I’m clearly a cat person. 😸

@LadyBugIx

Жыл бұрын

Lord have mercy yes! Our GS hates to see even family members hugging! If she sees a stranger near us, we have to tell her NO so we can at least stand by them to talk... loves people... loves her family more.

@jordanhasch2544

Жыл бұрын

@@kitlee172 Cat OR dog person, you're clearly HER person now.

@N1lav

Жыл бұрын

I had a neighbour who 3 GSDs, two kids and the mother. They were socialised but.. one of the boys.... Oof, anyone who enters the house would get his signature soul sucking death stare until they left. He was trained as a guard dog. As a stranger you were allowed to do two things 1) sit on a couch 2) stay there

I work at a vet clinic and we had a basenji come in for a procedure today. 100% the weirdest, most confusing stare ever, it’s like it was plotting an attack, solving calculus, and smelling a nasty fart all at the same time. 😂

@lorajohnson8907

Жыл бұрын

Omg your comment made me laugh so hard I'm literally crying. I was a Vet tech years ago and knew Basenjis.

@stealthpanther

Жыл бұрын

As a vet tech, I also confirm this is true. You put that unnamed look into words perfectly 😂

@IChooseJesus9091

Жыл бұрын

It's because of their wrinkled foreheads. I used to own one. I used to take her for walks on the sidewalk around the local lake. I let her investigate an area by the water, that had thick leaf & debris on top of the grass, & extended far out on top of the water. It all happened so quickly. She could not determine where the land stopped, & the water began, apparently, so she just trotted (Basenji's trot like horses), out into the water. I guess it all looked like land to her. She looked so distressed, & worried, & surprised, with those forehead wrinkles & her eyes, and was flailing to get back on land. I helped her of course. But she looked so funny, I couldn't help but laugh. I apologized to her of course. I'm not a complete jerk... She wasn't afraid of dogs twice her size, & was very friendly to most people. I only saw her hackles rise, & her growl at one person. A man who approached at the lake. I was surprised, because she was always so friendly, but grateful for her alert, because who knows what she might have sensed about him. It immediately told me I should be alert as well. Nothing happened. He made conversation about my dog, & asked to pet her, & when it became obvious she didn't trust him, he went on his way. I loved that girl. ❤️‍🔥

@space_catt111

Жыл бұрын

Whats the name of the sound? (I meant in the video btw)

@IChooseJesus9091

Жыл бұрын

@@space_catt111 + that's someone yodeling. Because Basenji's have a weird yodel like sound.

My grandfather lived in a house in a village by the sea. He had a German Shepherd rescue dog that had been mistreated by his previous owner. The dog had a vicious bark and attacked the front gate if anyone came close, until my grandfather told him it was ok. Somehow I managed to befriend that dog and he became a really good companion. He turned out to be a very kind-hearted dog, despite is crazy attacks. He never hurt another person though. If someone would have broken into the house with malicious intent, I'm pretty sure that dog would have given his life for us if necessary. He passed away peacefully of old age many years ago.

I'm so glad to see Basenji represented. Our mix doesn't use her single bark often, but you know she means business when she does. But the howling? To put it mildly, when giving her a bath she makes that noise because she hates water, and you would think we were killing her

@MasterOfViewership

Жыл бұрын

So, the Husky only without a panic button on every inch of its body

@peri4094

Жыл бұрын

We had a basenji (tricolour) and a standard poodle at the same time. The poodle taught her to bark so she’d start, then stop halfway through a bark like she’d startled herself. I miss her so much, she was such a good girl

@waterchild83

9 ай бұрын

I have two basenjis and they are very quiet. My male has never yodeled that we know of and my female has only done it a hand full of times over the 8 years I’ve had them. They would stare at the robber and go sniff and see if they had treats lol.

@brandonbuerger9267

7 ай бұрын

@@waterchild83 My Males Basenji is exactly the same. Only Yodeled in his sleep and would just run to check the person for treats and if there were none just walk away.

@conniecrawford5231

7 ай бұрын

Basenji “yodel” or “chorkle”!

German Shepherd: - So you got in...but you're not getting out...sit in the corner and don't move...or else

@BoeseFlueche

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of this mafia movie scene: And now you can't leave.

@Blackmuseops

Жыл бұрын

@@BoeseFlueche Bronks Tales iirc....? Excellent movie

@mBlackThunder

2 ай бұрын

That is so really very accurate!

@jessegd6306

Ай бұрын

"Zis is not ein burglary, but ein hostage situation." ~German Shepherd, aka: Mr. Tinkles

My grandma used to have a HUGE german shepard many years ago (back when she was still alive) named "King" When grandma was around, he was the biggest, nicest baby you could imagine, wanting nothing but belly rubs and giving slobbery kisses. If grandma wasnt home though, and King was on his chain. NO ONE... and i mean NO ONE... would mess with King... he became something else. Such a great dog, Miss em both.

@babybunloaf

Жыл бұрын

my granny and papa also had a gs named king : ) he was her lap dog until he couldnt fit in the house 🤣 then he got a fenced in area during the day that was half the yard. they also had a pug... what a duo. the pug named missy did the barking enough for them both lmaoo he was veryy protective of all us grandkids and so gente with missy... miss him 🥲

@lindalumae

Жыл бұрын

I had a GS named King as a young girl. I’ve had many great dogs since him but none really lived up to him. When I was just 3 or 4 I had a friend that lived across the street ( a quiet dead-end rd BTW), and he would take my wrist gently in his mouth and walk me across the street, lay in their yard till I went home, and walk me back. My Grandma ( who raised me) said she knew no one would hurt me while he was with me. He came to us when we were both 6 months old. My Grandfather saved him from a man that was cruelly beating him. He lived until we were both 13. I hope he meets me in Heaven some day.

As an owner of a Wheaten Terrier, I can confirm I measure how much he loves someone by the amount of pee he lets out. It was hard to train him to stop doing that but finally when he reached 4 he basically stopped. The only one he pees for now is specifically for my one friend who isn’t too fond of him but my dog just goes insane when he sees him.

@jenniferrush9749

Жыл бұрын

Two of my sisters are good with dogs, the third THINKS she is (she's very much not, though.) The two who know dogs acknowledged her, when she was a puppy, the moment she stopped jumping on them, so she learned that with them, being calm got her the attention she wanted, the other sister: ignored her entirely, the dog would give up and go away to do her own thing, then she'd say "they should only approach when invited, that's what I'm teaching her," yeah....the moment she acknowledged the dog, she was jumping all over the place again, because my sister thought you could skip step one (acknowledge the dog the moment they calm down to teach them that calm = attention) and step two (leave slightly longer intervals between the dog sitting and the attention to teach them that they get attention at OUR discretion, but only while calm.) your dog is trying desperately to get your friend's attention, the moment he actually gets it, he'll probably calm right down.

@annebruecks7381

Жыл бұрын

Trying to win him over with happy pee 🤣

@Aemilius46

Жыл бұрын

I'm peeing!!!! 😂😂

@lissfox1822

Жыл бұрын

The same for my puppy.. When my husband or my mom comes home, I'm ready nearby with a cleaning set... 🤦‍♀️

@Ocro555

7 ай бұрын

The imagery bro...funny as hell lmao

As a person who has a neighbor with 3 german shepherds...yeah...they even try to protect our yard from us

@elleembee6335

Жыл бұрын

I have a German Shepherd/Pit/Chow mix that thinks no one should be in the yards around ours because then they could endanger ours. We don't let him stay outside when he's barking. He's a big tough boy until he sees my car coming up the driveway, then he's screaming until I get in and cuddle him. I never knew they could scream so loudly until him.

My uncle is a mountain rescuer and trains & works with German Shepherds rescuing people from avalanches. Them dogs are incredible. Playful and goofy when it's playtime. Unbelivably proficient in finding people when it's work time. Trained specifically to help people, but I pity the robbers who realize their own mistake should they choose my uncle's home. Boy, I just imagine robber tryna run and Lucky jumping on him in like 0,05 seconds and then probably drag him his owner like 'lookh! Lookh whaff I foundf!"

@lambentlamprey

Жыл бұрын

"Can I keep him 🥺😃 He won't cause any trouble, I'll do all the work Dad PLEEEAASE!"

@JulianCommodus

Жыл бұрын

"Please, run. I'll get some exercise and you'll just die tired."

@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername

Жыл бұрын

@@lambentlamprey Robber: HELP Dog: Can I keep him please?

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Жыл бұрын

Yes, there are many German Shepherds among rescue/searching dogs in Ukraine working at the sites of shellings and missile attacks, finding people (alive and deceased) under the rubbles or in forests...

"my neighbor is ten time richer, let's go rob him" that killed me "why do I hear boss music" was really good too 🤣🤣🤣

@aubreyhuff46

Жыл бұрын

I think beagle's wouldn't be like that though. They bark way more for just about anything

German short-haired pointers -- yes, a pointer, not a shepherd -- are not known for this, but whenever we went camping, he would remain vigilant at the entrance of the tent all night long. After a weekend, he would sleep the entire trip home and much of the next day. As a 70-pound super-fit athlete, when he flipped the switch, he was a terrific guard dog with a deep bark. He was the most human friendly and dog friendly dog I ever had until he sensed a threat. Oh, and at the dog park, when two dogs were standing face-to-face about to get in a fight, he would would purposefully cut right between them and break the tension. He did this many times through the years. He would diffuse the situation. A few times, he was foolishly attacked by other dogs. Every time he quickly ended it with the attacker realizing its mistake. He was remarkable. The best dog I ever had.

@loiscassels8966

Жыл бұрын

I have a Shih Tzu who is so mellow (he’s a certified therapy dog) I’ve seen him break up confrontations between 2 big dogs by getting between them and bunting them in the chest. He is a miracle worker.

We had a German Shepard named Sirus when I was a kid. He was a sweetie to my sister and I. He helped me through being a depressed teenager. My sister however was always butt-mad that all our animals liked me more than her. Mom would send him to come retrieve us when it was time for dinner. Unfortunately a neighbor's kid jumped our nearly 8 ft tall fence and he bit her (Still don't know what TF she was doing on our property when we weren't home). Neighbors threatened to sue if we didnt put him down, and we lived in a blue state at the time, so we gave him to a family friend who had some serious property. The last time I ever saw him he was old, fat, and blind. When I came through the gate to visit said friend he came waddling toward me doing his intruder bark, until he smelled me and heard my voice. Then his tail started wagging and his ears went down and we were right back where we'd left off. Goodest boy. I miss ya bud. Rest easy

We had the biggest baby of a black lab growing up, 110 lb and he let the smaller dogs and the cats boss him around while sulking that he never got to be in charge. We always joked he would react like the lab in this video. Then one day, we found him at the window, fur raised so he looked twice his size, hackles up, teeth bared, just spitting, not even barking, just waiting to attack the burglar outside. It genuinely took us all aback, until he realized the burglar was just my brother looking for the house key and happily went back to normal and asked for a treat

@reginafallangie2867

Жыл бұрын

My last lab was a big baby lovebug. We always joked she would carry the burglars flashlight…Until one night I got home real late & my husband was in bed. When she heard me going up the stairs in the dark (she didn’t know it was me), she did the scariest snarl/growl until she saw the top of my head clear the steps, then she went into happy mode. It was then we knew she would defend us if need be and wasn’t just a big mush ball with anyone coming into our home.

@bobbingi201

Жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me, we have a black lab, he was the runt so he is between 80-90 pounds, Bert nice dog, one day I came back with the mail and for so,w reason he didn’t recognize me, came sprinting up and was barking at me with hackles up, it wasn’t until I spoke he returned to normal and once again was very happy and almost ding “the helicopter tail”

@susannah8342

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbingi201 my dog does a helicopter tail if you pet her belly whilst she's standing up. It's hilarious to watch

@1977brian

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like mine. He acts all tough though the window. Yet he smells something in the yard he won't go out unless I'm with him. Such a baby.

@totalnerd5674

Жыл бұрын

My black lab would basically throw herself onto the front door whenever she heard us put the key in

I've been waiting for your take on German Shepherd vs Robber. Was not disappointed. You've got the attitude right - they are security dogs first and foremost. But truthfully, a Robber wouldn't get in the door. The GSD would hear them coming, and let them know that they picked the wrong house before they opened the door.

@MotoGPForever4527

Жыл бұрын

This is the second German Shepherd one he’s done

@AngelEmfrbl

Жыл бұрын

They are sheepdogs, but they were used to protect, rather then a border collie which was round uptrend sheep

@janeenschultz8502

Жыл бұрын

"You picked a bad house to try and rob, friend."

@-Couch_Potato-

Жыл бұрын

Our GSD if he heard someone approaching our home would just go to the door and stand menacingly, waiting for that someone to come in

@invisibleaccount9284

Жыл бұрын

@@-Couch_Potato- ours has a big girl bark she uses when she thinks something’s wrong. She usually barks at the mailman and whoever else walks up to the house with a play bark. I don’t think they know that though lol

We had a GSD named Santana. We got her from a family friend that we knew raised GSDs. We had her for 11 years. She always slept in the hallway leading to my high school-aged daughter's bedrooms. She did not like strange men at all. And she protected the girls and the top of the hill where we lived on my mom's farm. Her spine deteriorated to where she was paralyzed. We decided to have her euthanized since she would never walk again. That was in 2004. I've recently been diagnosed with Alzheimer's and I hope to be joining her soon.

@Gabrielle56743

7 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that dude. How are things?

@Varshaminnie

7 ай бұрын

Nothing sort of it will happen, even if it happens, Santana will be waiting there for a playtime again

@deborahprkn

Ай бұрын

❤️

I’ve grown up only having German Shepherds, and it’s 100% accurate. They’re such sweet dogs but they are VERY intimidating 😂

@wolfsheart8976

4 ай бұрын

I think that one was a belgian shepherd

You're on point with the German Shedders (Not A Typo!) . Lifelong owner of these lovable death-machines. If they ever made a sound, you were considered non-edible and at best a chew toy. If you were up to no good, you never heard them. You were simply deleted from the next US Census. My current pair are probably the best I've ever owned and I've had GS's for almost 50 years now.

@_R-R

Жыл бұрын

Simply *deleted.* Oh bo....

@badkitty4922

Жыл бұрын

I LOVE your description of your dogs! Sounds right to me.😂😘🐾🐾

@deshkabhaloo

Жыл бұрын

“Nice legs. Ima beat you to death with it.” -my GSD

@itsjustme8947

Жыл бұрын

@@deshkabhaloo Mine would knock you down. One would get an arm and pull you all over the place while the other would have his jaws at your throat and then look at me like "Well? Shall I hit the 'delete' key or just sit here?"

@metarcee2483

Жыл бұрын

German shedders is the best description of them *ever*.

My dads friend would feed our German Shepherd when we were on holidays. He said the dog would escort him. She'd follow him to the food bin, follow him to her bowl, and then make sure he left. The shepherd fiercely protected anyone she saw as family. When I was little and out with my baby sitter, the shepherd once broke the leash to get between us and a stray that looked like it was going to go for us. Good girl Sasha, RIP

I stayed with my aunt and uncle in another country for a year when I was 13. They had a GS which had been trained as a police dog, but never 'graduated'. I was home alone after school once, and my uncle came home early. Apparently all he heard as he unlocked the door was a deep growl. Until the dog could actually see him and stopped growling. My uncle kept saying he'd never heard this dog make that noise before. Friendliest dog I ever met, miss him. RIP Herman

As a previous owner of a Border Collie, he was vicious. He would often be found standing proudly over the corpses of the poor unfortunate raccoon, opossum, or squirrel that he found near the house. He was EXTREMELY protective of me and my family, God rest his soul.

@TheTrueAdept

Жыл бұрын

My border collie was the killer of mud wasps and wasps in general... ... she would go postal on a robber. I mean that literally...

@EvoDevo2004

11 ай бұрын

My Border Collie is a killer and a thief! I am constantly removing the dead squirrels, moles, and geckos from my house, and if you are missing something, start looking for Sasha because she took it! She is also very protective of me. She wouldn't even let my husband get near me one night when I was sick.

@Asmo_Lay

11 ай бұрын

> He would often be found standing proudly over the corpses of the poor unfortunate raccoon, opossum, or squirrel that he _found_ near the house. Yeah, the court will totally believe that. =)

@scribblegurl

4 ай бұрын

The most protective dog I had growing up was a border collie. The most protective I had after just passed away 18 months ago, a German Shepherd.

“Why do i hear boss music?” That fucking killed me

@007Julie

Жыл бұрын

That was epic 🤣

@plastikk12

Жыл бұрын

German Shepherds definitely are the Dovahkiins of the dog world.

As a proud parent of a fur missile (a.k.a a German Shepard), I can attest to this. He's so happy and nice and playful, but our house is his domain, and he let's people know lol

@TheSLUser

Жыл бұрын

Germen Shepherds are NOT the Fur Missile that term is reserved for the Belgian Malinois ...LoL they are the Bionic Shepherd fast stronger more of everything, guy climbs up a tree Shep barks and bounces at the bottom Mali goes up after them. malis will run up walls and breach windows I have had Sheps in the past as well and can tell you the two breeds are miles apart... but I love them both

@corneliali7747

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSLUser isn't it because Malis are lighter so they are better at climbing walls and maneuvering whereas GSD are better at tackling

@deshkabhaloo

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSLUser Belgian Malinois are GSDs who snorted too much coke.

@RedneckRapture

Жыл бұрын

Make ready to fire the fur musket!

@Floridaman167

11 ай бұрын

@@TheSLUser I have a full GSD and a Belgium and GSD mix so does that one count as a fit missile as they are sure fast enough in my book

German shepherds are so versatile. For a long time my mum was a childminder, the kids would literally hang off our dogs and the dogs would absolutely baby them and cuddle up to them, they did the same with our cats. I couldn’t even imagine being scared of them until an argument broke out with a neighbour that ended with him swinging a metal bar at me. The fucking sound that my dog made was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard, one aggressive move aimed at me and suddenly those loveable teddy bears became these batshit mental creatures that I wouldn’t trust to keep a tiger safe. They did not kill him but for a moment I thought they were definitely going to. Fortunately they were only interested in hurting him whilst he was a threat so they stopped when the bloke backed down. Best dogs ever

I had a shepherd, she didn't look like one,didn't get the black colouring off her mum,was all tan. Vet reckoned she had a retriever grandparent. I was on a walk with her, in a local wooded area,she was off lead having a wander in the bushes. A man approached me with a lead,lost his dog. Zara appeared out of nowhere and placed herself between me and him. My other shepherd was 100% shepherd, great on a walk,everyone kept their distance. Amazing the amount of grown men that are scared of shepherds.

@scribblegurl

4 ай бұрын

I don't think he lost his dog at all, and Zara knew it.

@tulipwindmill

4 ай бұрын

@@scribblegurl Tbh,I think the same.

The German shepherd one, with dovahkin soundtrack is simply perfect 🤩

There was this family that had a German Shepherd that loved and was loved by all the neighborhood kids. One night the family came back from dinner and, as usual, the dog met them at the door but, this time, his muzzle was covered in blood. In a back room they found a broken window and the walls were covered in blood. A robber had broken in while they were gone and the dog took exception.

@JamieRobles1

Жыл бұрын

HANK THE DOG: Mom, Dad, you're back! Say . . . . this person knocked on the window and. I. Answered. Other than that . . . how was the movie? :D

@WaxKestral89

Жыл бұрын

My cousin told me a similar story about his Rottweilers only the blood was on the fence instead of in the house.

@SportyMabamba

Жыл бұрын

We don’t have enough evidence to confirm whether the burglar fled or was eaten 🤣

@007Julie

Жыл бұрын

@@SportyMabamba and the GS is not telling 🤫

@cloverazar5315

Жыл бұрын

Nobody ever found the robber

My father would always tell me about a story about my parent's long gone German Shephard. Back when they lived in a more dangerous neighborhood than the one I grew up in. The dog, named Seven (idk why), was looking out the window, and my dad saw two kids standing outside the window staring right back at the dog. It was obvious they were trying to break in and steal, so my dad just sat back down and watched what happened. Apparently, Seven was so threatening to these two kids that they just ran away. Seven was always a good girl and was nice to every person she met, but this time, she did her duty!

“Why do I hear boss music?” Famous last words

my first German Shepherd had run away one morning with our black lab(it was a semi common occurrence, he always came back at nightfall) so we left the garage door slightly open since it was summer in the South. little did we know that some robbers had been casing the neighborhood and saw an opportunity. I came back after school to blood all over the front porch and into our garage. we (my mom and I) soon found him with a bullet wound in his leg, but nothing was taken. he went on to live till he was 15/16 (he was a stray when we got him so exact age is iffy). now I have a second German Shepherd, and he's the definition of all bark, no bite. he will bark THE most intimidating bark you have ever heard, but from a distance. he keeps a five foot distance from my 5'2 grandmother who has been over multiple times. still love the idiot though

@glenchapman3899

Жыл бұрын

We had a GSD that was all bark and no bite till the time she got cornered by a pack of 3 greyhounds (Long story) Anyway the owner of the greyhounds ended up with two badly injured dogs (couple of thousand in vet bills in the 1970s) Our dog had a scratch on her nose that did not even break the skin.

@catz2317

Жыл бұрын

@@glenchapman3899 GS is a fighter who really knows how to fight and protect. They really have a worrior's heart!

@BroYoutubeRuinedMyUsername

Жыл бұрын

@@glenchapman3899 Definiton of, “call an ambulance, but not for me”

This will never stop being the greatest series on the internet. Don't know how many times I have watched them all, but the glee I get when the boss music hits never goes away

@knightyear44

Жыл бұрын

What was the music name doe

@jenniferrush9749

Жыл бұрын

@@knightyear44 Dovahkin theme song from Skyrim

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

@@knightyear44 hoooww old are you....that you do not know.....DOVAHKIIN....and also spell "though" d o e....as if you were serious about it.....

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

I'm just genuinely confused as to how ANYONE could question what that music is...SKYRIM HAS BEEN AROUND FOR 10 FUCKIN YEARS!!!!!

@limeylena

Жыл бұрын

@@SupahCray Genuine answer: not all of us own video game consoles

A friend lived in a bad area of town but had a trained German Shepherd. The criminal element in the area knew to not break into her place. One fool did and that dog royally messed them up. Word got around lol.

@alexisgrunden1556

2 ай бұрын

Somehow, that never happened to my bestie; she's had multiple break-ins, and they never seem to learn, despite the fact that she breeds and trains 150-200 lb guardian mastiff mixes. Guess the burglars in her area are just extra dumb.

Love the GSD. (I sure loved mine.) - there's the story of one who sat very patiently at the window while the robber broke in. The robber couldn't get back out fast enough.

We have a german shepherd and I can confirm. Unless you're considered family, you're definitely gonna hear boss music.

@JulianCommodus

Жыл бұрын

No, you're going to hear nothing... until the siren from the ambulance rouses you.

Hilarious as usual. Our great dane is a huge baby until someone she doesn't know comes into or up to the house. She's such a huge doofus and such a good dog with people. She knows if we bring someone in to meet her that it's fine, even though she has to see them for a little while just to be 100% sure. But if someone just walks in she is not happy at all. She goes from a 140 lbs stuffed animal, probably sleeping upside down on the couch, to the last thing a robber is going to see.

@Steampunkfox143

Жыл бұрын

We have an Akita cross whose the exact same way! We had someone keep jumping the fence and then we got her. He got half way across the yard before she came barreling out the dog door at him. She almost got him lol

@Anni_Mau

Жыл бұрын

Sounds perfect!

@MrUmakemelaff

Жыл бұрын

We boarded a couple of Danes at our veterinary hospital. I put one in a kennel in the back. He looked at me from inside the kennel and then grabbed the chain link at one of the top corners and, with one motion, tore the door off.

@aspcia

Жыл бұрын

Yes ! Had a pit/lab mix that was the same. A pizza was delivered and I left the delivery guy at the door with the screen closed to get the money, my 120lb dog was just wagging his tail at the door happy until he tried to open the screen door then instantly the tail stopped and a deep growl started. So the screen door stayed shut lol.

@AzeraV

Жыл бұрын

Completely. My dane is such a cuddle monster. But someone coming in without me? Not happening. It's not uncommon for workmen to call after they left because she would steal something from them and replace it with one of her toys.

As a German Shepherd owner, this is absolutely correct! The other night at around 2 am my 8 month old German Shepherd Australian Shepherd cross woke us up barking like crazy and growling at the back door, there were three kids in my backyard stealing stuff. My 120 pound Great Dane American Bulldog cross, a guardian breed bred for protecting livestock and hunting Boar, comes running downstairs and climbs into bed instead of guarding the house lmao. German Shepherds are awesome, they are extremely trainable and can do anything! They're sporty, high energy, loyal, protective and very intelligent.

Finally someone comments on the bizarre non barks Basenjis make! Such adorable creatures but such funny "yodels"!

@lilbasenji1

Жыл бұрын

Yes!! Go basenjis and their funny yodels!

I had a Beagle that robbed a burrito off of the neighbor's kitchen table. Had another beagle that robbed a muffin off a plate as it was being brought to the table. Your take is totally accurate.

@Lauresaurus96

Жыл бұрын

Had a beagle that stole and his an entire loaf of bread and hid it for a week. We looked high and low for it. The empty bag was left in the middle of the floor one day after he finally ate it.

@daveandgena3166

Жыл бұрын

@@Lauresaurus96 I can't help but admire the hustle. And the calling card at the end, just magnificent!

@drbkap3

Жыл бұрын

My beagle would go into the neighbor’s house if the door was open, make a beeline for the kitchen, and eat their dogs’ food. He knew right where it was. I miss that little stinker so much.

@prettypuff1

Жыл бұрын

I had a beagle that ate my sisters sandwich of the table😂😂

@drbkap3

Жыл бұрын

@@prettypuff1 oh yes. It’s all fair game. My dog was never food aggressive but he was an opportunist.

German Shepard is like "Been training my whole life for this moment"

My grandma had two of the biggest German shepherds I've ever seen. They were the sweetest things (completely friendly with strangers), but people would avoid us whenever we were out in public with them since they were so intimidating. No idea how she had such sweet dogs. My German shepherds have all been wonderful, but would absolutely kill a robber on sight.

I have two German shepherds, I can say they are exactly like that. Two needy cuddling machines and with absolute zero notion of privacy... Until an intruder shows up at the house and they're waiting quietly on the doorside to get him up as soon as he go through it. With battle gear, of course.

‘Why do I hear boss music?’ Lmao!!

I had a rottie that was so quiet people believed I didn’t have a dog. Until one day someone came up behind me and that big boy of mine let him have all that rottie protectiveness

@007Julie

Жыл бұрын

Aww! In case the assailant lived another day I bet he was sorry.

@month32

Жыл бұрын

How many days did the rottie go without needing any new source of food?

If he ever made a part 4, I'd absolutely love it if the last one was White Fang from the novel by Jack London. If you've read it, you'd know that robber would be 100% screwed.

As a professional robber, I thank you for providing such helpful information.

The German Shepherd one had me dying. Also I love the Dragonborn theme from Skyrim being the boss music. That was awesome.

Rottweiler - Says nothing and lets the robber in Also Rottweiler - Doesn't let him leave

My best friend owned a German Shepard. He was once a K-9 unit dog (named Riley) who retired with my friend's dad who was the handler when they both retired. While my friend's family and my family were out for a movie, a robber broke into my friend's house. I remember all of us rushing back to see if Riley was okay. Riley had minor injuries while the robber probably went through hell after hearing about his injuries. So watching this video reminds me of how Riley, in his eyes, probably prepared for war

My parents had a border collie mix growing up. My uncle used to come to our house a lot and would knock before barging in. Apparentlt before I was old enough to remember, the uncle came in once without knocking and the collie went straight for his throat. Didn't bite down! Just held him there until my dad told her to get off. Uncle was pissed. Dad bought collie a steak XD. She was a good girl - walked us to school every day until i was old enough to walk myself and then decided it was time to go 😢 Good girl

My family had a German Shepherd when I was very young. Super friendly with family but could be extremely territorial with people he didn't know. One year, we had a spat of robberies in the neighborhood and the police stopped by to warn us cause they thought we were a likely target. As the police were being let inside the house to discuss the matter further, our GS lets out a few barks. The police's response upon seeing/hearing him? "Oh, nevermind, you'll be fine."

@LittleRedLemon04

Жыл бұрын

My GS/lab mix loves everyone, except for three people: a drunken guy on a bike that wouldn’t stop following me one night on a walk, a salesman that came around selling home security systems two weeks before a rash of robberies, and one of my neighbours across the street. Maybe my neighbour is okay, but I’m going to trust my dog’s opinion and keep my distance from that neighbour! She got more protective both times I had a baby. No one goes near her boys until she’s investigated them and she will sit beside my sons the entire time they are held by someone other than mum and dad. If she thinks something is wrong, she comes to nudge me and groan/snort at me before going back to her boy.

@Segwo

Жыл бұрын

@@LittleRedLemon04 growing up we had a GS golden retriever. He was super friendly, but very protective of his family and especially me. He was incredibly strong too. Everyone in town knew our dog, and even tho we lived in a rough neighborhood, we never once had issues.

@Cyborg_Lenin

Жыл бұрын

That german Shepard gon homemaker his past and attack Poland.

@ivorynk752

Жыл бұрын

Were they real officers or robbers trying to case the joint like in home alone?

@reginafallangie2867

Жыл бұрын

@@ivorynk752 I was literally going to ask if the cop looked like Joe Pesci. 😂

Our GSD recently passed away. This brought a smile to my face. Thank you. RIP Cain 🥲🙏💕

@peterbaini8752

Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss. RIP Cain

@thetrickster6828

Жыл бұрын

Rip Cain

@asurasyn

Жыл бұрын

Sorry for your loss, but, I gotta say, I've never heard of a shep with a normal name. It's always some epic shit like Cain, Bowser or Ripper and that kills me. 😂

The revised German Shepard is just amazing.

The Irish wolf hound is too accurate. They are biggest hams and best dogs you can imagine, but so help me god if you make them feel threatened and don’t know your way around a large dog

@txgunguy2766

7 ай бұрын

I have personally seen a 3lb Chihuahua bark and make a full grown Irish Wolfhound jump.

I watched it 3 times and laughed at how accurate they all are. Then I sent it to friends that either have German Shepards or Love German Shepherds..

@lotusjewell9984

Жыл бұрын

I've watched it several times as well as I have two German Shepherds, 1,000% accurate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@007Julie

Жыл бұрын

He needs to make a whole video on GS, that was my favorite part! I’ve been waiting for the GS to show up and it didn’t disappoint. 🤣

I had a rescue dog once the vet thought he was GSD, Irish Setter and Rotti. He was massive, and the sweetest doggo you’d ever want to meet. Until he perceived a threat. He almost attacked my creep landlord and my FedEx guy who attempted to open my storm door after I told him not to. The guy actually changed routes after that 😂 I love these compilations!

All of these are so accurate 😂 you did get ONE thing wrong tho. The lab wouldn’t put its meal on pause to tell you the safe number. The lab would shovel the entire pizza in his mouth before answering 😂 they are literally living vacuums. If you offer a golden retriever a piece of cake on a fork, the dog would eat the cake. Offer a lab a piece of cake, it would eat the cake and the fork 😂😂

Those German Shepherd characteristics even carry over into mixed breeds. When I was little, we had a dog who's dad was a German Shepherd. Fully grown she was noticeably smaller, but as loyal and territorial as they can be.

German Shepherd: 'I've waited for this day my entire life!"

@tarafallon7678

Жыл бұрын

Like an Olympian… “I’ve trained my whole life for this moment.”

German Shepard: run Me:pets it German Shepard:oh that’s the spot

@prithbirajbhattacharjee4584

Жыл бұрын

Yeah sure. That's what happens. You must've been around lot of GSDs

@marcusking332

Жыл бұрын

Yeah..... no Call total BS on this. Once a GS is in protection/guard mode, then unless if one of it's owners gives an all clear. Then your likely to lose said hand that attempts to pet it. Then again my ferrets are more likely to murder a robber quicker than my GS has a chance to notice them. As a owner of 6 free roaming in the house ferrets, they will attack anyone they don't know unless if myself or my wife is home and says the people are good.

@OneBiasedOpinion

Жыл бұрын

@@marcusking332 ferrets fear no one on this earth.

@Felyxx

Жыл бұрын

Yup, and next thing you know, you don’t have a hand any more.

I have 2 German Shepherd puppies who turn 1 at the end of February. We got them after my Dad died of cancer to help cope with grief and give us something else to focus on. I'd always wanted a dog and my Mum has always wanted a German Shepherd but hadn't been able to get one as my Dad hated animals in the house (he didn't hate animals was just a bit OCD with cleanliness). My uncles came to visit us and was happy because after seeing how big they were at only a few months old he knew we would be safe.

YES! We are a 3 GSD family here at RichKat Ranch, and as another life-long Gerrman Shepherd Dog person (my dad was MP in the USAF and had a German Shepherd partner so that's all we had as I was growing up), you nailed the breed! I've often said that a person would have to be really hopped up on some kind of powerful substance to even think about coming into my house uninvited!

The Basenji had me dying because I knew what was coming before it came. Same with the shepherd 🤣🤣🤣

@DirtCheapFU

Жыл бұрын

I worked at a pet hotel and missed the best day of my life. A frequent guest brought her 8 Basenjis on the way to a show, and my co worker got her to make them all yodel. Said it was annoying sounds she had ever heard and I missed it.

Lmfao, I learned first hand that the German Shepherd one was true. I was home alone and the rest of my family was out of the state and my husky and my American bully /German Shepherd mix went from the sweetest couch potatoes to vicious guard dogs when an intruder walked in my house. Literally walked into my house while I was at the computer watching funny videos after my cat jump scared me while watching a horror movie.😂

@lilac951

Жыл бұрын

What did they do to him?

@godblessamerica222

Жыл бұрын

Husky? What? 😳 I have a husky and a neighbor dog came after us and he literally jumped BEHIND me… “Save me mama!” 😱 ugh…

@anamazing2297

Жыл бұрын

@@godblessamerica222 Must be the German Shepherd influence on the husky 😂

@omarmajidi5090

Жыл бұрын

U need to learn how to tell stories

My uncle onwed a German shepherd called Frida. Even as an elderly lady she was the thrusting protector of the house.

@GracemarieJohnson

10 ай бұрын

Frida: "I might be old....but I still have a duty. And that duty is to protect my family until my very last breath."

I love the ones that actually scare the robber. Those are just so funny.

My German Shepherd Dog Kira was the most beautiful and loyal dog anyone could ask for. She would have laid down her life for my family or I. She was devoted, affectionate and cuddly with family, but if someone who she thought was suspicious showed up, their best bet was to just leave! She was the best dog that I've ever had, and I still miss her.

@janeormrod3229

Жыл бұрын

Your video got the GSD personality down, totally.

@colabama

Жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry Kira is gone. I know that hurts. She sounds like she was truly special.

I can watch these videos all day long and over and over and they still make me laugh. I have a lovable pitty by the way!

I don't know why but the stock yodel sound effect for the Baseji combined with the face just has me in stitches every time.

The beagle part is very accurate! Both of my beagles love to steal food, socks, anything really!

I love all of these videos! We have had Labradors for over 30 years, and my husband trained, hunted and competed in retriever trials with them. At one point we had 6 adult Labs sharing our house with us. I was waiting for the Lab to offer the robber a slice.

@collinfulling3223

Жыл бұрын

A lab? Offering others food?

@janareeves7482

Жыл бұрын

@@collinfulling3223 😆 Fair point. Hospitality does have its limits. Ours have offered guests a welcome gift like a slobbery toy, a purloined kitchen towel or a leaf from the ground.

@hollyshaw-elliemae

Жыл бұрын

i used to joke that my lab would take a murderer by the hand and show them where we are sleeping proudly while my chihuahua would try to rip off their limbs and pee on them lol

@nicholasfarrell5981

Жыл бұрын

@@hollyshaw-elliemae former boss of mine had two Labs, and she fully expected them to show any intruders where all the good stuff was kept.

@MSKPELLEGRINO

Жыл бұрын

Mine would have eaten that pizza even faster so not to share. Lol. Then either showed the robber the fridge, asked for cuddles or brought them the ball. LOL. Not a guard dog. At all.

Loved the German Shepard! These are so good John!

@QuinnHarleyQuinn

Жыл бұрын

Lol, I loved that one!!

These are hilarious and so accurate 🤣 Can we get Akitas represented?

Just seeing your channel first time and laughing so hard. I'm a dog loving woman who was obsessed with dogs since childhood, imitating each breed, begging bored relatives to "guess which bark belongs to the breed I'm imitating," getting in trouble at school for drawing dogs during class, knocking on neighbors doors to beg them to let me walk their dogs as a little girl, the list goes on. When I saw this I couldn't believe there was another weirdo dog nut doing this😂 Spot on! Please do a piece on the Bullmastiff!

The last one had me saying "please be a German Shepard". Mine approves of this rendition.

Oh, my god! I'm crying here! 😂😂😂😂 You absolutely NAILED the German Shepherd!.... "Run..." 😂😂😂😂😂

I check for a new one of these videos every morning because laughing my ass off is always a great way to start my day.

Hey Johnny, I love your videos! I thought about the Giant Schnauzer breed. The dog would stare murderously at the assaillant and shout "THIS. IS. SPARTA! " 🤣 hugely territorial these fellas

@ThW5

5 ай бұрын

Oh come on, lots of them are very nice... In the jump as a panther, land like an elephant and wonder like a philosopher why your new play buddy lies on the ground...

As an owner of a beagle, this segment is very accurate

@punchkitten874

Жыл бұрын

As a neighbor of an owner of a beagle, this segment is very accurate

@romanrose5529

8 ай бұрын

As someone who took beagles for a walk this is 100% accurate

As an avid dog lover ( all breeds, because doggos are just awesome sauce on the plate of human existence) these are fantastically hilarious and accurate. I just discovered your vids and am binge watching all of these, and repeatedly wiping tears of laughter away. Please don’t stop 🤣 these are gold

@louiselincoln

4 ай бұрын

"doggos are just awesome sauce on the plate of human existence" is the best phrase I've heard all year.

I have a Newfie and a Great Pyr. One guards the home against all threats real or imagined regardless of distance 👊. The other leaves deadly trails of smiley drool on every surface. You should have a Great Pyrenees in one of these. Being ever vigilant he would identify the robber while he was a speck on the horizon and begin barking. The owners having been conditioned to it would completely ignore him (maybe even sleep through it, it’s like living near train tracks) because they’d probably assume he sees a particularly scary cloud, blowing leaf, or really anything that moved or maybe moved or maybe one day could move.

I have a half German shepherd half golden retriever. Fantastic with people, is very patient with anyone. Babies? Persistent puppies or males? Fantastic. It took a week of a dog we were pet sitting humping her(or trying to, he was a really tiny dog and ours is, safe to say, not his size) for her to turn around and snap at him. She’s never bit, barked, or snarled at anyone unless you were rough housing with her or playing with her toys. Very good dog. Terrified of thunder and water bottles. Dunno why. We adopted her as a new puppy. Anyway, a very big sweetheart, but she’s attempted numerous times to attack bucks out back(she never made it close enough as they always ran). Chased a couple of bobcats into a pine tree once. She got up on her back legs and barked up the tree, and the more she did, the higher they want. Had to coax her away with a treat that time, so even if robbers might be an issue(she has barked at us if she thinks we’re hurting each other-tickling, jumpscares, ect), might not, at least I know if there’s an animal making a grab for dinner, it’ll turn into “call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me”

Lol, the Lab is so accurate, although I thought he was going to say "you can't have any of my pizza"

@mindysr

Жыл бұрын

My lab opened the refrigerator with a 50 pound weight in front of it.

@brigidtheirish

Жыл бұрын

@@mindysr I believe it.

"So incredibly still that I become invisible to the naked eye" Guardians of the Galaxy 😁

The German shepherd is too perfect😂

The basenji made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My pug would be wondering if they brought snacks 😂

@Blackmuseops

Жыл бұрын

pugs are so random. mine would have tried to kill the robber with everything she's got 🤣

@puglady80

Жыл бұрын

@@Blackmuseops I had one of each. Lovey snack hunter and vicious bitch 😆

@LucindaPug

Жыл бұрын

@@Blackmuseops hahaha they are the best little things

@RachaelDeBruin

Жыл бұрын

Lol, mine too!

My friend had a GS trained as a guard dog...and he was all too keen to be one. They were avid hunters and had a trophy room for all their kills. Their GS even had a ten point, eight point, and four point buck on the wall. If you were coming over, you had to announce it so that they could recall the GS back into the garage if he was outside. I was over so much that he finally got socialized, and was the nicest guy...built on 95 pounds of solid muscle teeth and claws.

I had a black German Shepard growing up. She saved us from a snake. She kept hysterically barking looking under wooden bench sitting in our veranda. We then noticed there was a snake laying in the dark frozen in place due to her barking, literally was a few feet away from our living room door. She was so sweet with us kids. We lost her at young age of 3 in a car accident. I remember crying for days when that happened. I still remember her Even decades later.

@fredfred4086

4 ай бұрын

I was mowing the lawn recently and found a snake - 75 cm long. My German Shepherds had found it first though - it was already dead with tooth marks in the middle and near its head. My dogs are both fine.

I have a Border Collie who nearly lost his eye taking on there pitbulls to protect my little sister. He is the best dog ever and his name is Freckles and he is so sweet. I always thought it would be one of our larger dogs who would protect us.