Twilight: The epic story of an underage girl who ultimately has to choose between necrophilia or bestiality

@21jd_

8 жыл бұрын

oh my god

@theforkandspoon8046

7 жыл бұрын

you won my like here take it 👍👍👍

@ragingsaviorkami9862

7 жыл бұрын

I am a huge fan after all, and I usually get in arguments with haters, but... Yeah. Can't do anything here. It's just too damn accurate.

@GabbySimoneMusic

7 жыл бұрын

looooooool

@Thecatnipproject

7 жыл бұрын

shots fired XD

"Teenage girls who aren't smart enough for the hunger games" Lmfao

@goodjobeli

7 жыл бұрын

Ritu Mishra ikr

@mauricioaguzin

7 жыл бұрын

lmfao! I died with that one!

@javascriptsophie4958

7 жыл бұрын

Lol I literally fell of my chair laughing at that part

@nialawesley973

7 жыл бұрын

Katniss wasn't smart enough for The Hunger Games. She didn't know there was a revolution or that she was being used by both sides until over 2/3 into the franchise.

@luckdragongirl

7 жыл бұрын

And...you know...she's a fictional character.

"It's not pedofilia 'cause he look 17" ... But can be considered "necrofilia" "cause he is tecnically dead :/

@randompromises1038

4 жыл бұрын

that's even worse wait no-

@k-leb4671

3 жыл бұрын

He looks 21, really.

@frut_jooos

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry to do this to your rather insightful comment but it's philia not filia

@amaninanou5352

3 жыл бұрын

It is not necro, because she is not doing stuff to an unconscious person without his consent,

@sadkingbilly

3 жыл бұрын

@@amaninanou5352 that.. That's not how necrophilia works. At all.

"her inability to pour ketchup" - that line had me dying LMAO!

@maleiasims141

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@maddyismad2128

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking when I saw that scene. Like was it supposed to look like she poured it or was it supposed to like she gave up 🤣

@ruthiemay423

Жыл бұрын

Yet so true...

@milkshake3117

Жыл бұрын

She can’t even put toothpaste properly too

"Expressed entirely in STARES. AND even MORE stares" 😂

@GabbySimoneMusic

7 жыл бұрын

loool kills me everytime! and the music lol

@miomeki1129

7 жыл бұрын

L😂L YASSS EVERYTIME!!!

@janepeters7109

7 жыл бұрын

everytime

@mangaanimefan3089

7 жыл бұрын

That's how Castiel and Dean express their relationship!

@heartsamess7715

7 жыл бұрын

+Kiara Animefan OMG, right? LOL... That's really on Cas though, not Dean. See, half the time (or more)? Yeah, that's the amount of time Cas spends having literally **no idea** what's going on with anyone on a mental/ emotional level and opting for staring contests over clerical conversations to avoid feeling SUPERSTUPID. Dean stares/ GLARES right back at Cas plenty... but typically trumps him when it comes to expressing himself **verbally**, as well.

"world's gayest vampire" I died.

@rrrramos1

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@michaelhall1688

7 жыл бұрын

Me too.

@ninjaked1265

7 жыл бұрын

He looks like a fairy in 1:09 because of the wings behind him lol

@ninjaked1265

7 жыл бұрын

He looks like a fairy at 1:09 because of the wings behind him lol

@justineasley9105

7 жыл бұрын

hay

“By one of the shittiest author of all time” “creepy stalker” Oh, the good times when 50 shades of grey didn’t exist...

@evilregal538

3 жыл бұрын

well EL james was inspired by smeyer ofc it would only get worse lmao

@gezzarandom

2 жыл бұрын

This franchise inspired it.

Every now and then I return to this for the “shovelface” comment. Gets me every time.

@RR-us2kp

3 жыл бұрын

I come here for "Troy Polamalu"

@lambert2332

3 жыл бұрын

this is why I returned

@mananasakin964

3 жыл бұрын

He was called that in Harry Potter too! XD

@andreas956

3 жыл бұрын

I was watching Tenet the other day and was thrown off by the senseless storyline. Suddenly Pattinson appeared in the next scene and I thought to myself "Shovelface" and started laughing. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

@Hakshavalah

3 жыл бұрын

My God... Same!

"A film that teaches young girls that the only thing that matters is finding a man.. a 100 year old man. But don't worry. It's not pedophilia because he looks 17" lmao

@user-nr9gx7ss5x

6 жыл бұрын

"What we do in shadows" made age gap better

@mirandabee2323

5 жыл бұрын

And then some side character in his teens or twenties falls in love with a 2-year-old. And then Jacob falls in love with a newborn baby. And none of this is considered bad. ...Stephenie r u ok?

@nellieroberts765

5 жыл бұрын

@@mirandabee2323 I know, the whole series is pretty creepy when you look at the details...just ugh!

@Gamer_Mama_0611

4 жыл бұрын

@@mirandabee2323 I KNOOW! How could Stephanie finish writing that and not have any reservations or weirdness about it all.

@nileverdeen3797

4 жыл бұрын

It's great, alright

"Her inability to pour ketchup" LOL

@TatyBallouta

7 жыл бұрын

"together they will have the romance of a lifetime expressed entirely in stares" LOL

"Together they'll have a romance of a lifetime, expressed entirely in stares.. And..more stares." LMAO 😂😂😂

@eatea5415

3 жыл бұрын

AND MORE STARES

@inesmargaridalopes1352

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he would let that until the end of the video

I like watching you sleep... NO Get the hell out of here.

@nessyness5447

5 жыл бұрын

that is why i like the version of vampires that can't enter a house unless they are invited in by a human who resides in the place. no creepy watching sleep.

@rinaluva3207

5 жыл бұрын

nessy ness agree!

@jbvader721

4 жыл бұрын

Also, your dad is the chief of police, Bella! Wake him up and put a restraining order on this creep.

@My_Naginta

3 жыл бұрын

It's even better when you hug a girl and silently, but curiously, say You smell different when you're awake

@jasonreilly8387

3 жыл бұрын

I disturb peoples sleep when they get comfy and then ask em are they comfy

And Her inability to pour ketchup. XD omg I died

@ninjaked1265

7 жыл бұрын

She looks like she isn't even trying to pour ketchup lol She's like "I don't feel like having ketchup so I'm just gonna shake it because I'm bored" lol

@mrsbenedictcumberbatch9565

7 жыл бұрын

when you elaborate your jokes so much you kill it

@ronnien6097

7 жыл бұрын

ɷɷ I Havee Watcheddd Thisss Movie Leakedd Versionnnn Here : - t.co/EQMyZQlo5e

@isaacs8783

7 жыл бұрын

Shakey shakey shake nobody will notice that I'm just weakly holding this bottle over my plate.

@theemeraldepiphone644

7 жыл бұрын

If this is her pouring ketchup, imagine what one of her handjobs would be like.

"they will have the romance of a lifetime.. expressed in stares" OMG I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT BEFORE.

Still a better love story than... Oh wait.

@garynor7375

4 жыл бұрын

Aileen Laude LMAO

@irfanshaik1302

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg 😂😂🤣🤣

@ell1012

3 жыл бұрын

This is such an underrated comment

@eatea5415

3 жыл бұрын

o h w a i t

@markjosephbacho5652

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

Shoutout to the Joker Honest Trailer for resurrecting this gem.

@whodatninja439

4 жыл бұрын

Same lol "stairs"

@kittyunderwood8918

4 жыл бұрын

Yasss

@christianyepez3425

4 жыл бұрын

Same, i'm here after the "Stairs"

@AdityaDeo-cg6eu

4 жыл бұрын

@@LegendLength nope

@killerb187r.o.dstunna9

3 жыл бұрын

I just wrote a comment, almost saying the exact same thing

Edward: Cho! Cho, I missed you! Bella: Who's Cho? Edward: Oh. Sorry, flashback.

@SkyeB522

8 жыл бұрын

Simply genius. ;)

@lavarsch

7 жыл бұрын

i don't get it. Do you have to seen the Movie to understnad this joke?

@46yasha

7 жыл бұрын

+lavars the guy that plays edward plays a character in harry potter named cedric diggory who dated a girl named cho

@sheilalockwood3982

7 жыл бұрын

😂

@lavarsch

7 жыл бұрын

FEDORA FUCKER 69 Thx alot :D

Cedric Digory, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOUNG MAN? GET THE HELL BACK TO HOGWARTS

@jennana6166

8 жыл бұрын

exactly!!...

@Xehanort10

8 жыл бұрын

+Abdullah Alobeidi Blame Voldemort. He turned Cedric into Edward.

@CrimsonCharan

8 жыл бұрын

+Xehanort10 Yeah,bet even good old Voldy is pissed at Cedric now

@Xehanort10

8 жыл бұрын

100 points from Hufflepuff Cedric.

@katherinewalton1773

8 жыл бұрын

50,000 points from Hufflepuff.

Starring: Vanilla Shovel face and Troy Polamalu I'm dying I can't 😂😂😂😂

1:17 When you're trying to hold in your cough in public and you think you look normal but in reality you look like you're choking

@hemantgirigoswami9552

2 жыл бұрын

I'm dying of laughter

For April fools one year my ELA teacher gave us a writing prompt. Wanna guess what it was? It was "Explain how the character of Bella in Stephanie Meyer's novel Twilight changed by the end of the book. Support your response with evidence from the text." After a while, she said "Haha Get it? It's funny 'cause she doesn't!" I love my teacher.

@myoooooooooooo

6 жыл бұрын

I wish I had a teacher like that XD

@HawkeyesRoar

6 жыл бұрын

The answer is Bella got a boyfriend, and a bunch of screaming fangirl after her sparkly fairy princess of a boyfriend.

@kazuma7232

Жыл бұрын

Bro, I want your teacher!

"her inability to pour ketchup" YES!! hahaha that scene always bothered me lol

@kenllacer

9 жыл бұрын

She's not even trying. lol!

@amala5716

9 жыл бұрын

Ikr?

@farted5842

9 жыл бұрын

Do not forget toothpaste! She cannot do toothpaste either XD ( See other twighlight honest trailers )

@margarethmichelina5146

9 жыл бұрын

The ketchup is not a bottle tho, she can just press it

@chrissy93x

8 жыл бұрын

95annis LOL xD and her inability to use toothpaste too!

this trailer is now already 10 years old and i still find it to be THE funniest honest trailer that was ever released on this channel...

"I like watching you sleep" And I like calling the police

@tiernanwearen8096

3 жыл бұрын

Normally I am against book burning but I am going to make an exception

@user-O5-14

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfao I'm dead😂

@jbvader721

2 жыл бұрын

Need I remind you that Bella's dad is the town chief of police. This is the one time she should've abused that power and file a restraining order on that creep.

Together, they will have have the romance of a lifetime, expressed entirely...in stares..............and even more stares...

@leilanielesby2490

6 жыл бұрын

That describes Destiel

@t.j4762

6 жыл бұрын

avengedsoul6661 *cue stare music*

@smiletea8940

5 жыл бұрын

I only knew that line from Destiel and Johnlock videos and almost fell out of my bed when I heard it here😂😂

@sknfmsmr

3 жыл бұрын

@@smiletea8940 IKR

And even more stares...

@malcolmboyd3467

8 жыл бұрын

cue music

@CheeksE-yi8mt

6 жыл бұрын

Hah

@deensaid7762

6 жыл бұрын

twilight saga: more stares than the usual

@lhshnailed7523

6 жыл бұрын

Sterling Fulton i died...

If a guy stared at me like that I would be totally creeped out.

"And her inability to pour ketchup" 😂😂😂

@fransgreidanus5678

Жыл бұрын

My favourite line

lmfao "starring vanilla, shovel face, and...Troy Polamalu"

@spearscribs

8 жыл бұрын

+Marco Clarke lost it at shovel face :D

@livepoultryfreshkilled

8 жыл бұрын

+Marco Clarke No, it's Sharkboy on steroids.

@user-bc8nl3rl6j

8 жыл бұрын

+Bellatrix Lestrange xD lamo xDDDD

@ashfanboy8173

8 жыл бұрын

STARES..... All the STARES.....

@EddieFivespeed

8 жыл бұрын

+Adeel Ahmad as a steelers fan, I cried laughing at "troy polamalu" so good XD

Part of me wants to buy the Twilight DVDs purely so I can listen to Robert Pattinson's commentary whenever I want. Nobody hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson.

@l.tc.5032

7 жыл бұрын

kashiichan m I remember listening to the commentary on eclipse about 5 years ago it was better than the movie itself because they were allowed to let loose and not be creepy and they especially Robert were Funny. In face I think the fact that the commentary was better was what made me realize how shitty the books and movies really were.

@user-ot1ce9zb8k

6 жыл бұрын

Lady Bug he probably hated it after Stewart cheated on him..just guessing dont really know. ☺

@nyxldx

5 жыл бұрын

Lady Bug At the beginning he thought the series would be a small thing. He didn't know it would become so popular. At some point he even wanted to put one emotion to the character because he thought that Edward was too expressionless and cold and he almost got fired. (In the end they didn't kick him out because it would upset all the fans)

@FiddlebirdBlue

5 жыл бұрын

This is very true, I own the DVD from my younger sisters' regrettable Twifan phase and listening to his commentary made me laugh until I cried and my abs hurt and then I was also crying because my abs hurt and I pitied Robert Pattinson because he sounded like he had simply given up and is now just passively awaiting the sweet embrace of death

@ivantheterrible1120

5 жыл бұрын

The writers deserve 25 years in the gulag and Stephanie Meyer 50 years

When the world gives you Edward cullen, throw him back and demand Cedric Diggory!!!!💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤

@aslan9334

3 жыл бұрын

Am sure he will agree!

@djpunyer8762

3 жыл бұрын

Or any other performance by Robert Pattinson. Lighthouse and Tenet were amazing. Batman looks even better.

@multiverse_media2023

2 жыл бұрын

@@djpunyer8762 Nope. Batman 2021 will absolutely become Twilight 2.0.

@djpunyer8762

2 жыл бұрын

@@multiverse_media2023 This guy clearly didn't see the trailer. It looked nothing short of perfection, looks promising to be a contender for the ideal Batman film, it just needs to be R rated, meaning it'll be darker and more brutal like the Arkham games. Also, it'll be released in 2022 not 2021.

@benathala

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry Harry Potter sucks

1:18 that stare tho 😂

@animeiscringeandforretards2418

2 жыл бұрын

I died of laughter lol

"Shovelface". I die every time. xD

@bluehornet197

9 жыл бұрын

Saphi Izcool lol same to me his face actually looks like a shovel

@taliasoic4207

9 жыл бұрын

No, a shovel looks better. He looks like a shovel somehow managed to sear it's self into his skin. Also, Cedric, how the hell could you become hhis way? Dam it Voldemort, the one time you kill for good you do it wrong

@saffronclacy5410

9 жыл бұрын

People, watch my piano covers! :D

@mariamatmos4506

9 жыл бұрын

What does it mean??I thought "shovel" meant digger but I dont get what "shovel face"can mean...😔Help please!

@tenthholmes

9 жыл бұрын

Me to😂😂😂😂

her inability to pour ketchup. hahahahaha omg i haven't seen the movies so is that a real thing?

@EshAngel09

10 жыл бұрын

Yep

@shnaa_L

10 жыл бұрын

yeah, they based the next 3 movies around it

@garetpeyton6787

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Im so glad I really didn't see this movie... Right guys! I never saw It! I DIDNT! MAKE IT STOP! AAAAAHHHHH!

@loo7034

6 жыл бұрын

Marie K yes ahahahhahahah best trailer ever 😂😂😂😂

@melonandgalaxe6909

6 жыл бұрын

Marie K yes, sadly. :)

"This catatonic teenager..." lol 😄

"Expressed ENTIRELY in stares...." 1:08 XD XD XD BRUHHH Troy Polamalu lmao.

“Based on the terrible books, from one of the shittiest authors of all time.” Omg gets me every time😂😂👌🏻

@livegwendolyne6783

3 жыл бұрын

the books are amazing you’re all just uneducated

@familyguyfunnymoments13

3 жыл бұрын

@@livegwendolyne6783 your uneducated

@LadySnowfaerie

3 жыл бұрын

The books were... meh. Not great, not terrible, not something I'd reread but a good enough way to pass time. The quality did degrade over the series, though, but the description of how depression feels (book two) was spot on.

@tiffanyverbeck7041

2 жыл бұрын

The books are actually better

@gouravadhikary8629

2 жыл бұрын

@@livegwendolyne6783 Ask Santa for a brain this Christmas

Dear People Who Call Twilight Gay We don't sparkle Sincerely Gays

@isaacgleeth3609

9 жыл бұрын

Calling Twilight "gay" is an insult to gays everywhere.

@honey5928

9 жыл бұрын

YES SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!

@mybloodismadeofteaitreally4080

9 жыл бұрын

Hey L

@floraice11

9 жыл бұрын

Omfg you win at life.

@kactusprimero171

9 жыл бұрын

you are my idol

So the soundtrack for "stares" has stayed the same since the inception of the channel. Its a really cool music. Heard it used the first time in the Agents of SHIELD Honest Trailer - "S.T.A.R.I.N.G.", if anyone here has seen that video xD

@LAVutube

3 жыл бұрын

What song is it? Can u give me the original song?

@arnabsinha4643

3 жыл бұрын

@@LAVutube great ambition chappel music

@LAVutube

3 жыл бұрын

@@arnabsinha4643 thank you soooo much

"You watch me while I sleep?" "No. I'm present while your unconscious." 😀

Voldemort: You're alive!?!? Snape: What has he become? Harry: He's...he's.. Draco: A SPARKLY FAIRY PRINCESS!

@cassandra-

7 жыл бұрын

My father will hear about this, Cedric. You are a shame to Hogwarts.

@daphoenix7619

7 жыл бұрын

say it,say it out loud! AVADA KEDAVRA

@kawtharmurtada6490

6 жыл бұрын

No, Draco is a Sparkly Fairy Princess

@kawtharmurtada6490

6 жыл бұрын

Friend of Nature He’s the Sparkly Fairy Princess of Ferrets

@NexusDarkworld338

6 жыл бұрын

I would watch that as a short movie, the alternate sequel / crossover. Rise of the Sparkle Vampire: A Shovel Face sequel.

100000 points from Hufflepuff. I am very disappointed in you Mr. Diggory. *in Minerva McGonagall voice*

@Xehanort10

7 жыл бұрын

Detention Mr Diggory you blithering idiot.

@dalledarrel7259

7 жыл бұрын

but but... cedric is dead

@lunabearsong2043

6 жыл бұрын

Also, isn't Professor Sprout Hufflepuff's Head of House?

@armanchisty8194

6 жыл бұрын

Haley Black I actually heard it in her voice before you said that

@shirayivgi4187

6 жыл бұрын

You don't have to write "in minerva McGonagall's voice" I already read it in her voice

"Her inability to pour ketchup" LMAO

shovel face got me stitches! LOLOL

Here is my opinion of the Twilight books and movies in the words of Severus Snape: "I may vomit."

@Xehanort10

8 жыл бұрын

+goldblaze93 If Snape was real and he saw the Twilight films he'd probably say that exact thing.

@danoso0931

8 жыл бұрын

+goldblaze93 I actually uttered this phrase after finally relenting and watching one (the 3rd one): "What is the opposite of epic?""

@livbarnhart1605

8 жыл бұрын

+goldblaze93 Here is my opinion of the entire cast the minute they start speaking, also in the words of Severus Snape:"OH SIT DOWN YOU INARTICULATE BUBBLE!"

@Xehanort10

8 жыл бұрын

***** One of my favourite Snape lines is in OOTP during the Occlumency lesson when he says to Harry "You and Black you're two of a kind. Sentimental children forever whining about how bitterly unfair your lives have been. Well it may have escaped your notice but life isn't fair. Your blessed father knew that. In fact he frequently saw to it."

@duckoverlord6888

8 жыл бұрын

+goldblaze93 R.I.P Alan Rickman :(

The ketchup scene lmfao brilliance

@nivethitha2480

3 жыл бұрын

It's been 7 years why didn't you get a reply? So here's one

@jbvader721

2 жыл бұрын

"I don't think squeeze ketchup bottle requires virgurous shaking there, honey." -Rifftrax

The stares part still makes me chuckle after all these years

Wtf why am I finding this 8 years later? Nevertheless, still epic enough to laugh about today, *_"based on the terrible books, from one of the shittiest authors of all time"_* omggg what an opening line 🤣🤣🤣 and, *_''her inability to pour ketchup"_* and *_"starring vanilla, shovel face"_* LOL 🤣🤣🤣

@1307mimi

3 жыл бұрын

I know right I cant believe I just found this too

This is the one honest trailer that I can watch 100 times over and it'll still make me laugh my ass off

@bellenicht9874

8 жыл бұрын

+JabberJawin' I even downloaded this for re-watching...It never fails to make me laugh even after, like, thousands of replaying.

@sydneysoldemail400

8 жыл бұрын

I just watch the whole playlist in order over and over. Especially if I here a vague mention of Twilight

"Err... I know this looks creepy but it's REALLY romantic in the films" - Lmfao I just died of laughter

"And even more stares" I died wid laughter 😂

"and Troy Polamalu" is still one of the most LMAO moments in all of Honest Trailers.

@davsavchav

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

I was like: Why do you have an honest Trailer for every Twilight Film and not for every Harry Potter Then I realised: Oh... There's more to Laugh about in Twilight

I am so ashamed of myself that I used to think the whole "I like watching you sleep" was even a little bit romantic. Excuse me while I read my past self to filth.

@rituparnadesai3665

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr😭 I feel sorry for myself

@jito7377

3 жыл бұрын

Heads up. You changed your mind and stand by a mistake. That's more than many people do.

@violetskies3397

3 жыл бұрын

Same, I used to LOVE twilight

@laeafa6784

3 жыл бұрын

dont expose meee! nevermind, im gonna put my head in the sink to erase that memory.

@tessamaria2274

3 жыл бұрын

I used to to Before the book I thought jealous boy and protective boy was cute But after this I’m fed up watching Peaple sleep is soooo not ok

I come back to this every once in a while for a right good laugh 😂 and the other trailers too

“The romance of lifetime expresses entirely in state.” 😂 So accurate.

"For teenage girls who aren't smart enough for The Hunger Games", that made me laugh so much!

Voldemort didn't kill Cedric. He did something worse! He obliviated him and turned him into a vampire!!! #HarryPotterFan #SorryNotSorry

@minhkhoaluong25

7 жыл бұрын

A gay vampire, to be exact

@Xehanort10

7 жыл бұрын

Nah. A gay poisonous sparkling fairy to be exact because they aren't vampires. Nor are the paedophile shapeshifters werewolves.

@ragingsaviorkami9862

7 жыл бұрын

+Xehanort10 But they aren't pedophiles. Jacob explained it before, it's not a sexual attraction, it's an emotional attraction, your whole world spins around that person, you're her friend, brother, protector. Nothing harmful actually. It's pretty sweet. So stop twisting things just because you hate the franchize. And they aren't werewolves at all. It's clearly stated in the book that they're just shape shifters. One of the tribe leaders who lived long ago, list his body, so in a form of a soul, he asked a wolf in the forest to share his body with him. So they shared that one body and left to the camp/village/whatever it is. When other tribe members saw the wolf approaching, they wanted to kill him at first. But they figured wolf has something to say. Their tribe had the power to leave their body and travel as spirits. That's how they fought their enemies. They caused tremors, screamed through wind to scare of their enemies. But at that time when the wolf came to camp, it was forbidden to do so by one man who betrayed the chief and took his real body(that's how he lost his body). But one man decided to risk it, so he left his body, because that way, in the spirit form, he was able to talk with the wolf. When the traitor in chief's body saw that, he got mad and took a knife, and slit the mans throat. When the chief in wolf's body saw that, he got so mad, he started crying, and all those emotions flew through him, changing his body into human form. He appeared different a bit, but the villagers recognized him. The traitor was killed if I remember correctly, and all of chief's children latter, just like him, had the power to transform into wolf form whenever they needed to protect their homes and families from their enemies, including vampires. But they looked like bigger stonger wolves ofc, like you see it in the movie.

@Xehanort10

7 жыл бұрын

***** Don't give me any of those bullshit excuses about how supposedly "romantic" imprinting is. It's paedophilia plain and simple. Meyer only had Renesmee age quickly to try and avoid accusations of Jacob being a paedophile. Well it didn't work.

@ameliapotter7980

7 жыл бұрын

You never read the books did you. Imprinting isn't always romantic sometimes it's like being best friends or a parential figure or even a silent protector. Besides werewolves don't age unless they master their wolf and anger issues so basically the relationship would be like Edward 100+ years and Bella's 18+ years. Also no one has ever really master their wolf in decades and the only reason so much werewolves/shapeshifters are running around is because the amount of vampires being in town. So like you really never did read the books because the books are better than the movie, plus the movie either ignored certain parts or the actors couldn't get it right.

A relationship based on stares sounds better than any of the words that comes out of either of their mouths.

I lost it at " even more stares"

A friend made me watch Twilight before I knew what it was. You guys didn't address some of the stuff that bothered me about the first movie: 1. The story did not even touch on the should-be-complicated-and-worthy-of-story-telling relationship she has with her father (after the first half hour of the movie, he basically ceased to exist). 2. The mirrors scene. 3. Sparkling.

@Xanofar

10 жыл бұрын

The vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sunlight. Traditionally, vampires die if exposed to sunlight. There is also a scene at the end where one of the evil vampires is chasing Bella in a ballet studio, and she sees him in the mirror's reflection. Traditionally, vampires do not have reflections.

@Coconinga

10 жыл бұрын

XD dude just admit it you watched twilight by yourself,,, "before I knew what it was"

@Xanofar

10 жыл бұрын

Nitin Chetla I knew Twilight was a book that was popular with girls, and that was about it. I spent most of my time working on a large personal project offline, so I wasn't "keeping up with the times", so to speak.

@SWHalo2

10 жыл бұрын

Xanofar Hehe... Twilight Sparkle.

@Lilyrose5683

10 жыл бұрын

To be honest, Twilight would have been awesome if they got rid of Bella, Edward, Jacob and the cullins and just centered on Charlie's story of life as a single dad who is also a police officer and likes to go fishing. I would watch it.

I never Noticed that 50% of e time all they do is stare at each other 😂

@MsJubjubbird

8 жыл бұрын

Like they just got told someone died

@Fractur65

8 жыл бұрын

I've never seen The Twilight movies, but if you're telling me it's like those moments of King Kong only a shit ton longer, and the sparkly vampires, I'm really damn glad I haven't.

@marquis911

8 жыл бұрын

+MsJubjubbird I don't think they were acting. They were watching the movie crew hang themselves.

This was 110% accurate lmfao. The best part being “for girls who aren’t smart enough for the hunger games” 😂😂😂

“ Will fall for the worlds gayest vampire “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so funny

@syednoorerasul

3 жыл бұрын

That joke wouldn't fly today

@lillanamarks7021

3 жыл бұрын

@@syednoorerasul I think your the only one who is offended all the other comments are 😂and your here just like 😭

@syednoorerasul

3 жыл бұрын

@@lillanamarks7021 I'm not offended, I was merely stating that such jokes wouldn't fly today cuz of woke culture

@lillanamarks7021

3 жыл бұрын

@@syednoorerasul yes you were or you wouldn’t have made that comment

@syednoorerasul

3 жыл бұрын

@@lillanamarks7021 dude I'm literally telling you that I'm not offended 😂

At 1:09 it looks like he has tiny fairy wings XD

@matthewhenry96

9 жыл бұрын

Omg yeah! 😂

@sachaemeljanow1762

8 жыл бұрын

That was probably on purpose. Symbolism and all that; using angel wings to compare him to an angel. He's far from one though, obviously.

@zayaannashrid1374

8 жыл бұрын

maybe

@mugglesarecooltoo

8 жыл бұрын

Sacha Emeljanow He''s more like Angel from "Buffy" than anything else.

@roseo.1502

8 жыл бұрын

mugglesarecooltoo Possibly you just made that comparison because they are both vampires, but Angel is way cooler than Mr. Sparkly Vamp. Seriously, way, way, cooler. How many times has Mr. S. Vamp saved the world? If I'm remembering correctly, zero. And Angel? Too many times to count.

"Based on the Terrible Books!" I was ROLLING by the first line already, LMAO. Also, notice how NOBODY demanded Screen Junkies to do an honest trailer on Twilight? ... so sad

“Stares.............and even more stares”

The Stares theme was brought back in the Honest Trailer for John Wick Chapter 4.

Ok SO GIRLS WHEN HE STALKS IT'S ROMANTIC. WHEN I DID IT IN HIGH SCHOOL IT WAS RESTRAINING ORDER?

@crazyfulla

10 жыл бұрын

you forgot to be a gay vampire

@BlueSkiesOpiateEyes

10 жыл бұрын

im going to stalk you, because i like the tard look you have, can i touch your talala than give you a fruitbowlnut and than you can tell me you love me and ill say shucks and youll say awww and ill say shucks again than youll bring me on a makeout hill spot over looking the sunset and ill say dayum and youll say ehh babi ehh babi eeeaaayy and than ill well drive off on rte55 into the desert and while you playing stick shift with the car ill play stick shift you you and all the boyz will be jealous ok love you ps will you give me a dirty sanchez with fecal matter ps i love you ps im dreaming of you ps im not fucking talking to you mom ps MURICA ps fuck off hashtag djtwerkteam09 hashtag humanah humanaaahh vrroom vroooom i moter boat your belly button hashtag can i get sum cheese with dat belly button ps hastag dat cellulite ass doe hastag i like cleaning smhegma with my mouth dont shower ps i love you DONT STOP BELIEVING because i wont ps I BELIEVE I CAN FLY I BELIVE I CAN TOUCH YOUR MY BUTT. EVERY NIGHT AND EVERYDAY I SEMEN IN MY EYE FOR PAAAIN I BELIVE I CAN SORE RIGHT THROUGH THAT BLOODYBUTTHOLE P FUCKING S I HAVE 14 childern THAT ALREADY CALL YOU PEP PEP YOU BETTER CALL THEM MAURICE NATASHA SHANABOI FARQWART SHEANMUTANATHA ALLAH HACKBAR MUTTTATA AND HIS TWIN MUFASsAH JENENEFROMDABLOCK (its a traditional bronx name) HOMANA and MY FAVORITE HUMMUS AND HIS LITTLE SISTER DORITO OH AND DONT FORGET MY ELDEST SON MATATA AND HIS WIFE HONEYDOODOO AND MY SON D.J SCRATCHNUTZ AND OF COURSE JAHMAL AND HAJAH PS GOODNIGHT MY LITTLE ROSE BUD OF LOVE

@insertlogo6147

9 жыл бұрын

BlueSkiesOpiateEyes Still a better love story than Twilight.

@MultiShane4

9 жыл бұрын

U DIDNT SPARKLE!!!!!!!

@MultiShane4

9 жыл бұрын

Put got the good stuff eh? ;)

"For teenage girls who aren't smart enough for The Hunger Games."

@HSMediaNerd

10 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better myself.

@jackelynsanchez2385

10 жыл бұрын

Or Harry Potter

@TheChumbotxj9

10 жыл бұрын

Jackelyn sanchez I second Harry Potter xD

@princessJ0102

10 жыл бұрын

Malavika Parthasarathy So, is your caps lock button broken?

@abbysally

10 жыл бұрын

Malavika Parthasarathy I think your spelling is broken too

Twilight is one of my favorite childhood films but this never stops being funny

This is still my favorite honest trailer! Never gets old

"And her inability to pour ketchup" 1:37 HAHAHAHA I had never noticed that shit before WTF!!!

Finding a man, a 100 year old man - a man that appears as though he was going to puke the first time he saw her.

@MrDestroyedSoulx

4 жыл бұрын

Except it's the opposite. He wants to tear her throat out and drink her dry...

“Expressed entirely in stares” so true

The lust she had for Edward was insane.

Should've talked about the fact that Alice, the one who can SEE THE FREAKING FUTURE, didn't even realize Bella was going to sneak off and meet that evil vampire dude, James. I mean seriously, wasn't Alice suppose to be protecting Bella? How the hell did a human sneak away from a "powerful" vampire. And why does Bella listen to every word Edward says? Its like an abusive, manipulative relationship..... Ugh why did preteen me like this series so much.

@lilacDaisy111

9 жыл бұрын

Yes, we shouldn't have been told how excessively "smart" vampires were, when they continually made such stupid mistakes and choices.

@attcat

9 жыл бұрын

If a vampire, who admits to wanting to hurt you and watches you in your sleep, who is also 900-ish years old and obsesses over you, tells you what to do, you fucking listen XD

@karlhans6678

9 жыл бұрын

Preteen girls are stupid that's why.

@kylepearson8267

9 жыл бұрын

I have never agreed with anyone more in my life

@attcat

9 жыл бұрын

Me or Jessica?

damn it Cedric... you had so much potential

@Yanara126

7 жыл бұрын

RIGHT?! Why did the only haldway important Hufflepuff have to die?! And I'm not counting Tonks, even though she is awesome as f***, because it was mentioned like one time and then never again that she was a Hufflepuff.

@allysonrose4661

3 жыл бұрын

it's ok, he gave up to be Bruce Wayne now

@iminurwallspg13

3 жыл бұрын

he really did

@jbvader721

Жыл бұрын

At least after this franchise was over, he dedicated his life to becoming an indie darling with movies like The Lost City of Z, The Lighthouse, Good Time, and The Rover. And thank God for that.

The "stare" music always gets me. Hell all of the Honest Trailers of Twilight make me laugh a lot

Is this really video #1 in the Honest Trailer legacy? Congrats on the 400th episode, the Dark Knight video was the my first, ur team has been top notch all this time

2:01 "i know it looks creepy, but..but it's very romantic in the movie.. i promise" Looool

Vanilla, Shovel Face, and Troy Polamalu made me laugh so hard I choked XD

"her inability to pour ketchup" I'm dead

Playing 'Every breath you take' by - The Police - is a missed opportunity .

That Epic Stare Theme Music is OFF THE HOOK!

I saw this on Teens React and just had to see it again.

@lou-ep8tr

9 жыл бұрын

Me too

@deathroman13

9 жыл бұрын

Haha same here.

@Kaobe17

9 жыл бұрын

same

@Blue2426LovesFnaf

9 жыл бұрын

same

@lilking12365410

9 жыл бұрын

Squirrelflight2426 yep

I maybe hate twilight but I really appreciate all these funny videos about it ..just imagine a world without twilight .. what would make us laugh this much 😂😂

". . .and Troy Polamalu." I'm dead! 🤣😂😂🤣

This is one of Honest Trailer's classics.

This movies destoryed image of vampires and werewolves.

@Kaycee_Ninnie

7 жыл бұрын

Rose Dracula and Vampire diaries were before Twilight. I'm assuming OP meant since the book/movie came out vampires have been ruined.

@abigailgonzalez1396

7 жыл бұрын

PrincessJasmine I watch the vampire diaries I love it 😍 but twilight messed it up with there shitty sparkling vampire😡😡

@juliusbelmont8094

7 жыл бұрын

Gotta play Castlevania, watch good ol' Dracula to cleanse the image of vampire heck even Chibi vampire is manlier than twilight.

@vlereazizi8462

7 жыл бұрын

well ok if u think like that why did u take ur time to watch that moive than

@juliusbelmont8094

7 жыл бұрын

+Vlere azizi Big sis just happenned to have horrible taste.

"I know this sounds creepy, but it's really - er - romantic."

My whole torso hurts from laughing😂😂😂

Here's what twlight is a love tringe between a 17 year old girl a 100 year old man and a dog

@orbit-l9046

8 жыл бұрын

Wow, I actually never thought of it that way 😂

Is this all their love is? Stares and saying I love you a million times?

@jbvader721

9 жыл бұрын

Pretty much.

@RyanHWeeks

9 жыл бұрын

That sounds realistic. *amount of sarcasm cannot be measured*

@Xehanort10

9 жыл бұрын

Saiyan Jedi It's more obsession than love. The reasons they fancy each other make no sense whatsoever. Edward only fancies Bella because her blood smells good to him and because she's the only person whose mind he can't read which is only because she has no mind to read. And Bella only fancies him because he sparkles and because she thinks he's hot. The whole series is a load of shit.

@RyanHWeeks

9 жыл бұрын

Ok I like to hear both sides before judging since I haven't read the books. What is good about it?

@Xehanort10

9 жыл бұрын

Saiyan Jedi There is nothing good about it.

I remember being baffled in middle school why so many girls in my class were crazy for this movie

The best honest trailer u have ever done!!! I cant remember when was the last time i've laughed so hard... twilight saga honest trailers - THE BEST TRAILERS EVER!

@ladymay30

6 жыл бұрын

Watch the Star Wars honest trailers they are hilarious too :-)

Still a better love story than Twilig-err wait nevermind

Slowly Turning Acting Reacting and Emoting Silently

@super6pop

8 жыл бұрын

+catkaboodle S.T.A.R.E.S. *Cue Music*

@ngothikimthuy2599

5 жыл бұрын

Love

@ngothikimthuy2599

5 жыл бұрын

Yang Wright t

I'm here for the stares

You know it's a true love when you have a staring contens every five minutes.