This is the closest I'm going to ever see Madame Web.

@bilalmian8782

Ай бұрын

Just need to complete the Holy trinity : Pitch Meeting and Man of Recaps

@adamkares7549

Ай бұрын

And even that was more Madame Web than any Human should have to see

@jbvader721

Ай бұрын

And even then I still want my money back.

@theultimatereductionist7592

Ай бұрын

Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailer, & Space Ice!@@bilalmian8782

@jocelynastheart2732

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I watched this movie in theaters. The best part of the experience: When they're all talking about how their parents aren't around, a guy in the theater loudly said "womp womp". Everyone laughed.

@lockstockand3smokingcarrots

Ай бұрын

The best part of the film was actually the credits felt like surviving P Diddy like you whethered the storm kinda sh"t

@egizikid

Ай бұрын

Ain’t no way.💀

@bobbarker9556

Ай бұрын

Disney thanks you for your money. It will fund the next crap

@brandonmunsen6035

Ай бұрын

​@@bobbarker9556 this is a Sony movie genius

@TheoMurpse

Ай бұрын

@@brandonmunsen6035 sony is worse than disney because a few years ago they secretly installed malware on their customers' computers that would report back to Sony with what music you listened to on your computer. This got on your computer if you put a music CD created by Sony into your computer (this was 2005, everyone had CD players on their computers).

Dakota Johnson's inabilty to open soda cans reminded me of Kristen Stewart's inability to pour ketchup in Twilight. What an honest trailer throwback!

@cagedcoco1681

Ай бұрын

Sadly, Kristen's was the result of an anxiety disorder, which means... 🙁

@zaratustra27

Ай бұрын

It's almost like Dakota Johnson hated Pepsi and the best she could do was to hold the can

@NONPOINT420

Ай бұрын

You just admitted to seeing to crap actors in 2 crap movies. Your family should be ashamed to know you lol

@NONPOINT420

Ай бұрын

​@@cagedcoco1681I'm sure it was due to her being a crap actor.

@beanlegume9965

29 күн бұрын

@@cagedcoco1681 thats an odd way of saying she’s clumsy and uncoordinated.

"a brothels worth of traumatized teenage runaways" that is... one of the descriptions ever

@mrstupiduniverse731c

Ай бұрын

It sure is one of the descriptions😂

@Blast2224

Ай бұрын

It surely described…something

@RedRaikou

Ай бұрын

"one of the descriptions ever" I don't even know what that means

@aniruddhom

21 күн бұрын

​@@RedRaikouout of all the descriptions ever to have been, this is one.

@favoritemustard3542

9 күн бұрын

Of course. She's a *true madam.*

When celebrities were making fun of this movie at the Oscars, less than a month after it came out, you know it’s bad.

@HBarnill

Ай бұрын

And one of its stars mocked it on SNL.

@Cedsoncole

Ай бұрын

You watch the Oscars ???? Ha

@RuleroftheSandcastle

Ай бұрын

​@@Cedsoncole You care that much ???? Ha

@anamelessyoutuber1462

Ай бұрын

I thought it was just them going "how do you do fellow, kids?"

@retluoc

Ай бұрын

It's funny now, but movies today are so bad that this one might be up for best picture 😆. Or it might win a Razzie, who knows. 😀

"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." Uncle Ben is turning over in his grave right now. You can't just swap the order of a famous quote around and call it clever writing.

@theaikidoka

Ай бұрын

Well, you CAN, if the point was supposed to be the reverse of the original. Ben's quote means "You get to be great, but that means you have to take care of others". MW's means "If you put up with this tedious stuff, you can have fun". They imply VERY different things about the character's moral alignment, and MW comes off worse for the comparison.

@watershipup7101

Ай бұрын

My favorite line of the movie for no other reason than it's the only part where I laughed.

@sapna7708

Ай бұрын

If the movie was good, this line would have worked, but the background should be meaningful.

@MrKijana23

Ай бұрын

Right??!! Plus, those two lines don't actually even mean the same thing 😒

@LuisSierra42

Ай бұрын

It was more ridduculous what they did in The Amazing Spiderman: "But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility"

the pirate bay title is even funnier, "madame web sorry in advance" "even sydney booba cant save this movie"

@Power5

Ай бұрын

I mean her impressive talents were covered for the movie.

@KTF0

Ай бұрын

Man, it didn't deliver with superheroes or bewbs.

@DarkAkuma

Ай бұрын

What bobs? It was like, she was the one character they tried to make look the least attractive. Making you wonder, what was even the point of hiring her. Especially since a total of 3 teen girls that need to be protected was pointless for the plot, and could have been done with 1 girl. Same result could be achieved, and cost less money. The movie is just so baffling...

@redflame300

7 күн бұрын

@@DarkAkuma bafflingly good! 10/10 would watch again.

This movie is supposed to be set in 2003, yet has the song Toxic by Britney Spears that wasn’t released until 2004, and has someone using a PSP that wasn't released until 2005. So not much 2003 in this supposedly set 2003 movie.

@Power5

Ай бұрын

Toxic Single was released in 2004, the album "In the Zone" WAS released in 2003. So they did get 1 thing right. It is impressive that they could not get the era right for only 20 years ago. Of the stuff that was not CGI in Oppenheimer, that is much older props that were found.

@MrOmnisun

Ай бұрын

Get this the movie was originally set even earlier to line up with amazing spiderman but just before it came out an executive changed it so it’ll line up with Tom holland spiderman so they had to do all these reshoots. 😂

@Treblaine

Ай бұрын

The director really wanted to set it shortly after 9/11 and not acknowledge it in any way despite half the main cast being FDNY members.

@realjohnlove

Ай бұрын

Toxic works but the PSP was immense product placement. So much so I was questioning my childhood like “damn is the PSP that old” lol Sony gaslit us with that one

@dougsmith6262

Ай бұрын

Man, I miss my PSP.

Did you know that there is Pepsi advertisement in the movie? It's really hard to spot.

@aaronrumph3291

Ай бұрын

I mean can you really call it an ad if it movie tells you that a can of Pepsi is impossible to open

@jaimicottrill2831

Ай бұрын

What? Where? :)

@user-cl5kj7oq6y

Ай бұрын

Pepsi man contains less product placement than this movie.

@PsychoMuffinSDM

Ай бұрын

Did you know there is a movie in this Pepsi advertisement? It’s really hard to spot.

@EverettBurger

Ай бұрын

It's a movie within a Pepsi ad

"for a screenwriting duo making a good case for A.I" HEATER LINE.

@commandercaptain4664

Ай бұрын

Or the return of Alan Smithee.

@CucumberWaterAndBrainMatter

Ай бұрын

its so good, i cant get over that one 🔥🔥🔥

@realjohnlove

Ай бұрын

They probably already use AI thats why the scripts are bad

@JohanJortso

Ай бұрын

Burn 🔥

@Meyers1793

Ай бұрын

I can't believe studios have now let Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless (was he named by AI?) write FIVE movies that all bombed. Do they have blackmail material on the studio execs? OMG do they have Epstein's black book?!

I love how Dakota keeps thinking these movies she's in that suck are somehow beneath her.

Dakota's greatest nemesis and Sweeney's greatest allies .. the cans.

@Treblaine

Ай бұрын

Adam Scott: "It's all about the cans"

@devinpol4258

Ай бұрын

This comment deserves way more likes. 10/10.

Oh my god, the Pepsi scene is real. I'm so happy right now.

@sifitis2927

Ай бұрын

I like that one of the comments in the opening "youtube comments request video X" page is just a pepsi ad.

@EmperorSeth

Ай бұрын

You're going to have to be a lot more specific.

@DanDog91

Ай бұрын

The only reason Dakota was shown to be inept at opening cans was so that PEPSI could have more screen time.

@wildfire9280

Ай бұрын

@@DanDog91 they finally recovered from the magic panacea commercial

@batmanwins5701

Ай бұрын

Coke is the real one.

Dakota Johnson seems like a random actor in a Law and Order episode playing a famous actress.

@jkta97

Ай бұрын

Except the random actors on L&O are still better at acting than she is.

@BareMcDaddy

Ай бұрын

@@jkta97true.

@MollyHJohns

Ай бұрын

Nepo baby actors 🤷‍♀️

@tremor3258

Ай бұрын

I'm stealing this

@dutchvanderlinde4713

Ай бұрын

DEADASS😂

"Am I on the wrong train?" " I don't know man" That part made me laugh for some reason

"From a screenwriting duo making a good case for A.I" God damn, this man bodying mf'ers with his first breaths 🔥🔥🔥

“Text to speech acting ability” - brilliant!

I may not have super powers, but I feel like I dodged a bullet with this one.

@commandercaptain4664

Ай бұрын

Remo Williams understood this reference.

@brendofire2084

Ай бұрын

@theworstusernameonyoutube 🤣lol good one!

@asafakiva1619

Ай бұрын

Same here

"would a depressed person make this?" is an elite reference

@NFSF1McLaren

Ай бұрын

"did you pause it?"

@JohnnyKChop

Ай бұрын

Now I’m thinking how awesome the girls of parks and rec would’ve made this movie

@kalebjesse7654

23 күн бұрын

Yes. This is the best. Oh Ben.

"Never underestimate the Madame in your web" ACTUAL LINE IN THE MOVIE.

"Text-to-speech". Absolutely nailed it right there.

@nick1635

Ай бұрын

Text-to-speech has far more personality than Dakota Johnson.

@marcelohuerta1970

Ай бұрын

@@nick1635Yup. Some Loquendo voices are highly expressive. Dakota Johnson... is not. I find her very attractive and I want to like her but... I cannot 😞

@PatrickCasey-pf4pl

Ай бұрын

Ai has more personality than she does

@nygmla

Ай бұрын

Dakota gives kristen stewart a run for her money

@thedarkstarr11

Ай бұрын

@@nygmla Kristen Stewart is actually VERY talented...when...when she cares. She was great in Spencer and in Underwater. The rest of the time...eh... But Johnson...well, she's fanservice, though she did do a decent job in Battle at the El Royale. On the press tour you could see she was only there for the paycheck and KNEW it would be bad. Hey, at least Raul Julia and Dennis Hopper knew they were in stinkers, but still gave it their all. Especially Raul Julia, RIP.

The whole "Great Power will come" line is the hollywood equivalent of the teacher in 3rd grade telling the class to "answer in your own words".

@slavinicus

Ай бұрын

Somehow, great power came

@JohnWestIV

Ай бұрын

It's classic, "I didn't plagiarize!" level writing.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849

Ай бұрын

😂

@RedRaikou

Ай бұрын

"I who is made of Iron I am truly" aka "I am Ironman"

"A brothel's worth of traumatized teenage runaways" ... that was so wrong but I still can't stop laughing.

The cans thing made me wheeze lol but her trying to climb the wall and just sliding down and just....slumping and giving up has got me rollingggg 😂😂

@JayFingers

Ай бұрын

The wall scene easily got the biggest laugh in the theater when I saw it.

Looks like that soda can was the real villain she couldn’t beat.

"A brothel's-worth of traumatized teeanage runaways" - Geez 😂

@kojo7485

Ай бұрын

Like 👍 👌 💛 😙 🥰 a true 👍 Madame 😅

I'm dying watching her try to open a can of soda. I can watch that on a 10 hour loop.

Had me giggling out loud at "be normal be normal".... 😂😂😅😅

Even a blind man can open a can of soda. Honest trailer for Daredevil Netflix series please.

@tonuahmed4227

Ай бұрын

Yes...

@Predaking4ever

Ай бұрын

Nice seque

@ryanschwartz4959

Ай бұрын

Honestly, I wonder if Dakota was specifically told to do that so the can didn’t need to be swapped out for retakes

@tonuahmed4227

Ай бұрын

@@ryanschwartz4959 it makes more sense,but we are talking about daredevil now...sooo

@Crimsonfangg

Ай бұрын

They should've put one of those in the movie.

I'm pretty sure the bad guy could have just stood still, ducked, and avoided the ambulance rather than jumping into the path of it!

@Shayzar1

Ай бұрын

because great responsiblity comes great power, or whatver h said....

@robertmarten7222

Ай бұрын

He jumped RIGHT INTO IT.

@4nthr4x

Ай бұрын

He took advanced classes at the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things

@linneausmsiska1184

Ай бұрын

Its like he had no spidersense

@reptiloidmitglied2930

Ай бұрын

The scene reminds of a moment in wrestling where a wrestler was lying too far from the ring post and moved himself towards it to ensure that the other wrestler could land a clean jump attack 😂

8:10 Now we know Peter wasn't lying when he said "It's a jungle out there; I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries."

We missed an occasion to hear "BEEEEWWWBBBBSS" from you with the bad USE they made of Sydney SWEENEY in that movie.

They actually couldn't even get the CPR right. The rhythm is a lot faster than a heartbeat

@fanimej

Ай бұрын

Set it to the tune of stayin alive

@Dunybrook

Ай бұрын

So it will probably get people killed? Amazing.

@jaapsch2

Ай бұрын

@@fanimejOr to Another one bites the dust, it's your choice

@LucianCanad

Ай бұрын

Or the imperial march

@vincevvn

Ай бұрын

You also need to push hard enough to break the ribs

The villain is the best part of the movie because his "performance" feels like it's from a Spanish soap opera!

@marhawkman303

Ай бұрын

yeah, also... he's a hero in the comics....

@jareththegoblinking3191

Ай бұрын

@marhawkman303 To be fair, Atom Smasher is also a hero in comics but in CW’s The Flash, he’s a baddie

@rogerkincaid931

Ай бұрын

He's actually a terrific actor. This venture is just a career miscalculation.

@marhawkman303

Ай бұрын

@@jareththegoblinking3191 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure that was a less drastic departure from normal.

@mrstraiban

Ай бұрын

@@rogerkincaid931 This whole movie is a career miscalculation.

Adding this to the list of movies I'm glad they made just so I could watch the Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting.

I mean, there are literal water spiders. Some developed the extremly cool ability to use their silk to create little bags of air that they use like a scuba diver. Also, the barking spider (Selenocosmia stirlingi) is a spider from the tarantula family native to australia.

Finally the answer to the question what a Morbius movie with a female protagonist would look like.

@niclaswa5408

Ай бұрын

Let’s hope it makes a webillion dollars

@CoReaderz

Ай бұрын

shut up! Morbius is a masterpiece!

@kagomodise4008

Ай бұрын

I've been saying! 😭😭

@John_C_J

Ай бұрын

This is an insult to Morbius, women and the concept of motion picture.

@maxkliegl1951

Ай бұрын

Nah. This is more of a sequel to Black Widow. At least Morbius had class.

I kept expecting her to toss away that can like Tommy Wiseau. "I did not hit her! I did not!"

@samya1231

Ай бұрын

Damn that alone would have made this one at least watchable 😂

@KittyCat22976

Ай бұрын

🤣😆😍😆🤣

@Lukeywoodsey

Ай бұрын

Oh hi Mark

@tekno647

Ай бұрын

What a story, Mark!

@dougbrooks2501

Ай бұрын

Hello doggie…..good bye!!!!

From the screen writers that make a good case for AI😂 It have to be one of the best line I’ve heard in quite a while!

Honestly the best part of this movie was when the villain jumped and got hit by the ambulance! I busted out laughing!

Hahaha. "Text to speech acting style". He absolutely nailed it.

@Jamisen22

Ай бұрын

I died- so spot on

I unapologetically want to see a Madam Web / Morbius team up movie. The memes would be legendary

@jeffreytroublefield4265

Ай бұрын

I can't think of anything else now. Thanks

@benabramowitz18

Ай бұрын

"Madame Web, I need you to distract Kang."

@mori1bund

Ай бұрын

Be careful what you wish for... ^^

@johnnotrealname8168

Ай бұрын

@@mori1bundI think Sony will actually believe this now.

@jimb.7523

Ай бұрын

*AVI ARAD:* **furiously scribbles down notes**

It's mind-boggling how many videos this movie has inspired in such a relatively short time. Since the movie opened in theaters, I don't think a day has gone by where I haven't been recommended at least one new video.

This movie is now comedy gold in the category "it's so bad it's good".

@reignman30

13 күн бұрын

That's an insult to the Sharknado franchise.

Good lord, how did I not notice all of the cans she couldn't open 😂

@marhawkman303

Ай бұрын

I think it's just a props thing, IE we don't want her to spill soda on the set or costumes. but the sheer number of times you see her fiddling with one.....

@alexandercressman3420

Ай бұрын

​@@marhawkman303Just drill a hole in the bottom of the cans and drain them or replace the drink with water so that she can open them.

@sankarist

Ай бұрын

The brand needed to include product placement somehow. Since there's not much ways to put soda machines inside hospitals, they did what they had to do (fiddling)

@marhawkman303

Ай бұрын

@@alexandercressman3420 yeah I'm not saying it was a good way to do it... it's the least effort way.... just that there is a logic to it.... bad or otherwise

@jkta97

Ай бұрын

To be fair, there were a million other bad things that probably occupied your attention haha

You're all missing the point. This movie is a master plan. It's all an elaborate plan to get Sydney Sweeny in a schoolgirl dress and dance on top of a table in a diner.

@redflame300

7 күн бұрын

excellent

"did pepsi only send you ONE can" that killed me

2:34 LOLLLL the very mellow "cmon..." when her friend is dying in her hands.

@HentaiSpirit

Ай бұрын

LOL ICANT

@luvahadowsdolls

Ай бұрын

That was a Neil Breen moment right there.

How Dakota Johnson showcased her trademark Text to Speech acting style!

@jbvader721

Ай бұрын

And here I was thinking I was too harsh on her for Fifty Shades of Garbage.

@sjordan9586

Ай бұрын

She’s awful.

@Sigurn27

Ай бұрын

That line made me laugh harder than anything else

@ferventheat

Ай бұрын

AI is getting really good these days

@colleengallagher9413

Ай бұрын

She needs to try a different career path. Being the daughter of two actors should not guarantee her roles in motion pictures. Nepotism is overated. There are people who attended theater classes and dramatic art schools and are better than her.

Okay that scene of her trying to climb the wall and sliding down was genuinely funny 😂

0:55 That dubbing OMG!

I'm... I'm speechless. I haven't checked this movie at all after the trailer. The scenes they showed in this video... This would bomb even in 2000s.

@mahna_mahna

Ай бұрын

This would bomb in the 2000s on CW.

@Ultriac301

Ай бұрын

It's SO bad it reminds of that 2005 Elektra movie. It's plot was equally bad and made no sense.😅

I LOVE that the IMDB quotes section for this movie is full of quotes from other Spider-Man movies.

@commandercaptain4664

Ай бұрын

"I missed the part where that's my problem about your mom when she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died."

4:16 his reaction to Sidney Sweeney is the most memorable moment of the video hahaha

I still think it's funny that everyone blames those two hack writers. In this case, they only did the first draft. The actual script was finalized by S.J. Clarkson and Claire Parker. Almost all the bad dialogue was added by them

@juanluismendoza8655

Ай бұрын

Even if Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless only wrote the first draft of this movie, it doesn’t mean they’re good writers. Have you seen the other stuff that they wrote? All of those movies were written by them and they were not good.

@paulsoldner9500

Ай бұрын

@@juanluismendoza8655 Yes.... that's why I called them "two hack writers". You would have seen that if you had read my comment. Doesn't change the fact that the final script was written by S.J. Clarkson and Claire Parker.

*yes, they're all mine* The Hollywood studios should reconsider their stance on regular people soliciting screenplays to them, they uh.... They need the help.

@santimulgosimms5730

Ай бұрын

Literally😂

@yudithcaron8053

Ай бұрын

Also, please stop with the nauseating "cool" shots, Hollywood.🤢🤮

@commandercaptain4664

Ай бұрын

@@yudithcaron8053 2010 called, it wants TRON Legacy to get its due when that shot actually made sense.

Her holding the CANS🤣

7:10 That has been my favorite GI Joe overdub quote since it came out! I say it to this day and ZERO people know what it means. It's hilarious.

@nurgle333

Ай бұрын

Stop all the downloadin'

"Text to speech acting style" finally! Someone put it perfectly into words!

"Come on, Dakota, you can open it!" 😂Veerrry subtle product placement.

@gmoney4024

Ай бұрын

True that too rich to know how to open up a soda can for now on every time they do a interview with her Toss her a can of Pepsi and see how long it takes to open it lol if she can’t the theory is proved!

Imagine having comic books for reference to make a comic book movie, but deciding "naaaah we got this."

@dswill2264

Ай бұрын

Lololo

@marcelohuerta1970

Ай бұрын

To be fair, they do the same with novels and short stories. I still weep thinking of what they did with the Earthsea stories.

@jeffreydean5112

Ай бұрын

Welcome to phase 4 lol

@commandercaptain4664

Ай бұрын

Oh, getting this naaaaah is TIGHT.

Her trademark text-to-speech acting style. Cooooooldbloooooded....!

"Where's my spider? They took my spider!" I've been cry-laughing ever since!!!

If any movie deserves a Honest Trailers Commentary, it’s this one

Cass's power equates to, essentially, "Oh, I TOTALLY knew that was gonna happen, so... yeah."

@jkta97

Ай бұрын

This made me laugh way too hard!

Shouldve added the "stare music" from twilight in that pepsi can sequence haha

To be fair, that is how you completely ruin a burger.

thank you so much for the Parks & Rec reference with Adam Scott in the credits. this made my entire day.

@rumo1086

Ай бұрын

He is...The Architect

@seppyq3672

Ай бұрын

Best part of this one. 😂

"Peter Parker picked a proper parent" had me lmfao!!!!

this might be my favorite honest trailer lol! Such a great roast

You know it’s bad when you’re falling asleep during the honest trailer and didn’t see the movie… 😂😂😂😩😩😩

And you thought Morbius was a glorified meme generator!

That Pepsi can is the little sister to the Ketchup Bottle from Twilight 😂

@smallstepsdaily

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@deensaid7762

Ай бұрын

Lmao

@NataliaLidia_06

17 сағат бұрын

My thoughts exactly

4:19 imagine trying to portray a nerdy character but being the hottest one on the group

@cooliostarstache5474

Ай бұрын

Nerdiness is hot in a lot of cases

@blackpow3r

Ай бұрын

Welcome to the modern world. See example A, all the twitch "gamer" girls with glasses 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@captionhere19

Ай бұрын

Or in the 90s, take a hot girl, put glasses on her. Be shocked how pretty she is when she takes them off

" a brothel's worth of traumatised teenage Runaways" had me DEAD 😂😂😂😂

My favorite "Great Power Line Variation" is "With Great Power Comes.......A Ton Of Weird Crap You're Not Ready For"

@MrEgofreak

Ай бұрын

That is a good one! 👍

@pattheplanter

Ай бұрын

With great power comes low resistance and high voltage.

@stephenpastena8583

Ай бұрын

AoS FTW!

@commandercaptain4664

Ай бұрын

With great power comes great plot holes.

OMG thank you! I thought I was the only one that noticed that this guy's dialogue was never synced and looked like a voice over from another actor!

@ripleyjlawman.3162

Ай бұрын

No, it’s still Tahar’s voice it’s just the most obvious dialogue replacement in post production this decade.

@mingusboodle

Ай бұрын

But his voice over still sounds like it's being read by a 2003 text reader.

@rickstaism

Ай бұрын

To be fair that likely would have happened since every one else slept through the movie.

I just looked up the filmography of those screenwriters, and I am in awe. How does anyone with that mountain of steaming cow manure on their resume continue to get hired??? THAT'S a real-life superpower.

@watwudbuffydo

Ай бұрын

A textbook case of failing up.

Can opening phobia unlocked.

'making a good case for AI' made me pause and LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

@Juggninja24

Ай бұрын

This movie is basically what happens when AI has control on screenwriting. Fun for entertaining friends at a dinner party, but awful for a profit-making movie (and it's the bare minimum goal).

@commandercaptain4664

Ай бұрын

@@Juggninja24 But would AI write about a guy who was with someone's mom while she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died? *Skynet INITIATED*

@Juggninja24

Ай бұрын

@@commandercaptain4664 very likely.

Madame Pepsi.

@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose

Ай бұрын

Madame Websi.

@momon969

Ай бұрын

Pepsiman Cinematic Universe

@Eternaldarkness3166

Ай бұрын

She lost the Pepsi challenge lmao 😂

@MollyHJohns

Ай бұрын

​@@momon969 Colaman:

@pattheplanter

Ай бұрын

Paramedic Pepper.

This is maybe one of the funniest Honest Trailers you guys made :D It's so good

Best and most well written part of this film... The end credits.

Remind me, who was in the Amazon where her mother was researching spiders right before she died?

@manuelalbertoromero9528

Ай бұрын

I think a tiger or something?

@jasonculpepper5510

Ай бұрын

He was

@Blitzo8390

Ай бұрын

@@jasonculpepper5510 Right, I thought so

@jareththegoblinking3191

Ай бұрын

A guy who needed voice lessons

@annierebeccaa

Ай бұрын

@@jasonculpepper5510he was where? And when?

Honestly shocked there wasn't a Kung Pow or The Room joke with all the dubbed lines and syncing issues.

I think we all owe an apology to Sam Raimi for Spiderman 3.

@varric

14 күн бұрын

Not from me. I still blame him for what he did to poor Wanda.

@edba1.037

8 күн бұрын

​@@varricthat's the writer's fault, not him

4:25 Is there something wrong describing Sydney, Mr.EpicVoiceGuy?????? 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

This felt like the 8th most anticipated movie of 2004.

@rogerkincaid931

Ай бұрын

And still dissapoints.

@HolaMundoTheMisteriousAG

Ай бұрын

Catwoman?

@Julia25120

Ай бұрын

True. 😂 Btw, the best movies from 2004 were: Collateral, Spider Man 2 and Mean Girls.

I completely lost it at "Greatest nemesis....CANS!" hahahaha

Another hour and a half saved. Thank you HT!!! Cool Crown Vic at 3:33 though!

Loved the Parks and Rec reference..."Do you think a depressed person could make this?"

"Be normal.. be normal" I feel you on that with Sydney Sweeney 🙏🏽

@Paranitis

Ай бұрын

She's one of those obvious "take the glasses off the nerdy girl and bam, hottest girl in school" trope.

@drafezard7315

Ай бұрын

@@Paranitis I personally preferer the look with the glasses on.

@commandercaptain4664

Ай бұрын

Must. swoon. for. SWEEN.

@Railfan-uf9mw

Ай бұрын

Hello Sydney

@elvenkind6072

Ай бұрын

4:24 The perv sounds he make after "be normal, be normal" is the funniest he ever made on this channel.

One of the funniest and most unrealistic things in this film is how quickly the kidnapping thing escalates Sidney's character shouts for help. 2 minutes later a whole bunch of cops show up. Another 2 minutes later there's already a news bulletin on the radio. A few hours later it's already front page news on a newspaper in New Jersey 😂

@SamVimes75

Ай бұрын

Sydney is a blonde white girl, so her case is unlikely to be ignored.

probably the truest and most honest trailer they've ever done and that's an impressive feat

I felt like I was being trolled by this movie. Every Dakota Johnson line reading was unintentionally laugh out loud funny. Best movie of the year!

"When you take on the responsibility, great power will come," I hope Ben hears Cassie say that and go, "Maybe it should be the other way around. That way it would make sense."

"He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died." This line of unapologetic exposition from the trailer really set the tone for the whole movie

@Skyebright1

Ай бұрын

Seriously Sony this is the end of Morbius again where the Vulture just bursts out with the weirdest sentences. You can’t write dialogue that’s natural?

3:05 you didn't follow that with Green Goblin singing "Itsy Bitsy Spider".

The fact that most of the plot has been changed, and the ADR shows that. And the fact that Dacota was sooo uninterested in the press tour, she was just short of saying "Don't go see the movie, guys"

"Hack the planet!" That's a deep cut right there.