"Don't you love grain?" I don't like grain. It's coarse, rough and it gets everywhere.

@RK-kl3rc

4 ай бұрын

bruhhh😂😂😂

@JasonHauser125

4 ай бұрын

Nice.

@Burhanontheranch

4 ай бұрын

Top tier Anakin whining reference

@olleselin

4 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@motor4X4kombat

4 ай бұрын

This movie is so bland it dosn't has the guts to have bad dialogue like that.

If Snyder’s movies were any slower he’d technically just be a photographer.

@davidw5993

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@MaiAolei

4 ай бұрын

Good one!🤣

@T4ko8Yaki

4 ай бұрын

Ya got me. Take my thumbs up.😝

@kronostime8146

4 ай бұрын

best comment so far in 2024!!!!!

@Iamkayceebrown

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Having watched the movie (please have pity on me and my poor choices) I have to say you nailed every aspect perfectly. None of this is even satire, it's all exactly what the movie did. Well done.

@doc8013

3 ай бұрын

I think most of the people in this comment section have watched the movie, so pity for your choices won't be necessary.

@SRETRODUDE

3 ай бұрын

​I haven't and based on this HT I am so glad I didn't.

@chrisbaker8533

3 ай бұрын

Too many of us watched this...we are all pitiable in our choices.

@robcoop6521

3 ай бұрын

100% this honest trailer is on point. It is Seven Samurai in space. Done horribly. It may sound fun! But nope, it is just a really horrible movie. And I will watch the 2nd part and the full cut. Because someone has to.

@rolmodel12.

3 ай бұрын

"I don't have time for pity!"

'This is nemesis, she's got my back' 😂😂😂👌 elite reference

@LadyAstarionAncunin

Ай бұрын

They made 2 such references. For the barbarian guy right afterwards.

The callout to the Netflix CC guy almost made the whole movie worth it.

@partyboi8773

4 ай бұрын

I was not expecting that. Sheer brilliance--er, I mean sheer sagacity/inventiveness/perspicacity!!!

@davidleavitt835

4 ай бұрын

Yes

@StogieBear139

4 ай бұрын

That was by far the best part of the entire experience this movie offered.

@seanp9545

4 ай бұрын

Move over, “squelching.”

@angrysquirrel187

4 ай бұрын

The closed caption comment was risible. 😜 Seriously , I’m hard of hearing (and an English major), and we’ll be watching a show, and not the dialog , but the little SDH description will be some $10 dollar word … “wait! Hold up, what the hell word did they just use?!”

"A man hated by his own barber" with a zoom in got me lmao.

@lostgallifreyan6436

2 ай бұрын

Maybe he's so paranoid that he cuts his own hair, like Kim Jong Un.

Whenever a big budget movie lets us down, at least a fantastic honest trailer follows to lift us up.

I'm so glad they called out how this movie has both actors who played Daario Naharis in Game of Thrones. That was all I could think any time I saw them both on screen

Some foreingers try to steal grain from farmers and someone related to the crown goes on an adventure to find heroes to fight back is also the plot to Pixar's 'A bug's life'

@coleedgecombe5944

3 ай бұрын

But even that movie had more twists and depth cause the "heroes" were fakes.

@OmniversalOrca

2 ай бұрын

@@coleedgecombe5944 A Bug's Life is much more interesting way of playing with the 7 Samurai's plot. This is just bad.

@Kaiyanwang82

7 күн бұрын

A bug's life IS the 7 samurai, is a known thing

"I dont know if I can love, or be loved", "they told us love was weakness" ten minutes later At the academy they encouraged us to fall in love with a colleague so we have something to fight for

@belac.howard8295

4 ай бұрын

Quality writing if u ask me

@chickenpit9991

4 ай бұрын

Oh Grow up! You just don't understand a Zack Snyder film -something a Zack cultist would say

@devalarees9987

4 ай бұрын

Two different "they"s, I suppose?

@tarael5747

4 ай бұрын

Watch out not to lose the imaginary argument you're creating in your head@@chickenpit9991

@dayoolaleye1265

4 ай бұрын

That was a whole ten minutes ago…keep up

you missed the Harry Potter scene with the Hippogriff where you need to bow down before flying

I am still shook by the fact that the Dario Nahaaris looking guy wasn't Dario Nahaaris but both Dario Nahaaris actors are in this movie playing other people.

Rebel Moon: Part One had more blatant exposition than slo-mo cinematography, which is REALLY saying something for a Zack Snyder film.

@MrKrtek00

4 ай бұрын

Interestingly Snyder can do show, no tell. He can make the most terrible fascinating movies

@mani3390

4 ай бұрын

Plot Twist: Part Two will be the greatest Movie ever

@goodsaint_001

4 ай бұрын

​@@mani3390only with a director cut. That too in black and white. 😂

@zbaschtian

4 ай бұрын

Zack Night Snymalan

@johnfernandez8825

4 ай бұрын

​@mani3390 You mean part 2 of Dune, right?

The Katana joke was absolute perfection.

@krystaldragons6040

4 ай бұрын

For sure

@brendangkelleher2669

4 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t mess with Nemesis if I were you. Her swords trap the souls of her victims. Probably

@callumjohnston858

3 ай бұрын

@@brendangkelleher2669 She cut that spider thing down like mowing the lawn.

@projekttaku1

3 ай бұрын

@@brendangkelleher2669 Her lightsaber traps the souls of her victims. She can cut spider thingy's like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her.

@GnRGaming

3 ай бұрын

@@projekttaku1 She's even got the spirit of Van Damme

I’m glad the “she’s got my back” line now has its own trilogy. All it needs is a Snyder cut version and we’ve come full circle.

@OmniversalOrca

2 ай бұрын

What was the second one?

@thanatoast4389

2 ай бұрын

@@OmniversalOrca it’s in the Avatar trailer I believe.

The level of acting that girl displayed at the begining was hilarious... 🤣😂😂

I eagerly await Screen Junkies releasing their R rated directors cut of this honest trailer!

@bobbyologun1517

4 ай бұрын

same lol

@reappermen

4 ай бұрын

The Snyde Cut?

@micahjohansson7573

4 ай бұрын

​@@reappermenyes, an Snyder Cut because Snyder can't do a good story under 150 minutes.

Snyder’s rudimentary understanding of humanity always makes his work a fascinating watch. Why should we care about the characters? Because they are strong and good looking he would probably say

@egregius9314

4 ай бұрын

Oh yes, this. What also fascinates me are the producers and investors giving him big bags of money to do whatever he wants, when he has so clearly demonstrated he does not understand how humans normally interact. He's good at cinematography though, and...mainly just that.

@bigbearkat2010

4 ай бұрын

@@egregius9314and then those same investors will get all the blame from his fanboys whenever people have the nerve to not been blown away

@carsonhunt4642

4 ай бұрын

Meh, I think he does a good job of picking diverse but good looking cast to strike the right balance of wanting to watch. Kind of tired of all the old granny superheroes in marvel lately

@octogigas

4 ай бұрын

So you've just literally never watched any movie of his, have you?

@92HazelMocha

4 ай бұрын

Ah, Michael Bay logic

I love the part in this about DC holding him back because I'm now already seeing people say Netflix is holding him back. I wish they would. Truly. He needs to be told no. He has good ideas in there but he needs someone to help him make it not suck. This is like the nonsense I wrote when I was 10.

@juanluismendoza8655

3 ай бұрын

Also, Zack Snyder should not be allowed to write. In most of his movies, his characters talk like no actual human being should. Zack Snyder thinks his writing is poetic but Zack Snyder is wrong, DEAD WRONG.

@server2a

2 ай бұрын

He doesn't need to be held back, he needs to be held in contempt.

@InvaderTool

Ай бұрын

So he’s pretty much the George Lucas of his generation?

Crepitate (verb) - Make a crackling sound. Learned a new word today!

6:36 I absolutely lost it at "Astral Energy Crepitates."

@hydeistpl

4 ай бұрын

Sounds like Greta Van Fleet's next album.

@reydecangrejos7087

4 ай бұрын

Honestly the dedication for them to spot that makes it well worth it

@misugita

4 ай бұрын

Doesn't Hershey make a Krepitate bar?

@seanblackwood8382

4 ай бұрын

Word-of-the-day Toilet Paper level of ingenuity.

@bobbyologun1517

4 ай бұрын

only in japan lol@@misugita

Astral energy crepitates bit was so funny to me.

@ryang1600

3 ай бұрын

Especially considering "crepitate" originally meant "fart"

@AntediluvianRomance

3 ай бұрын

I didn't even know the word, but it looked so perfectly pretentious.

Snyder graduated the Garth Marenghi’s school of film. His dedication of using every moment without dialogue for slow motion, I’m sure, makes Garth very proud.

@boobah5643

3 ай бұрын

Garth Marenghi would explain those subtitles.

@hartfartpoptart

3 ай бұрын

"I know people that use subtext and they are all cowards" - Garth Marenghi

I too found it ridiculous that the General you risked your life to bring out, the strategic genius is just a foot soldier in the rest of the movie 😂

@LadyAstarionAncunin

Ай бұрын

I thought that was really weird too. Like, huh? They recruited a tactician and just had him on duty like any grunt. Okay...

I think we can all agree that our favorite scene from Seven Samurai is the slow motion shots of people running.

@ftlbaby

4 ай бұрын

Nope, it's the samurai jumping from the roof with the blade held high onto a wagon full of henchmen. IN SUPER SLOWMO.

@92HazelMocha

4 ай бұрын

Kurosawa rolling in his grave lmao

@elizabeth2818

3 ай бұрын

For me, the best part is the slo mo of samurai throwing grain into the dirt

@shahrulyunos

3 ай бұрын

​@@92HazelMochain slo mo

Kora and her band of space rebel friends were going for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

@hydeistpl

4 ай бұрын

Oh cool, I like Space Walk.

@MegaKnight2012

4 ай бұрын

Like Alucard?

@denisl2760

4 ай бұрын

Should have called it Kora the Explorer

@balazsszucs7055

4 ай бұрын

And kill homicidal vampire priests?

@johnfernandez8825

4 ай бұрын

A moon walk would you say?

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed the overachieving audio description captions 😂

his new trope, making is latest Turd into a bigger, longer, uncut Turd

I like that Ab-Guy just never put on a shirt the entire movie, it made sense for him to not have clothes when he was a slave, but after he joins them no-one gives him anything to wear 😂

@JanKenk

3 ай бұрын

You are responsible for your own equipment on this mission :D

@towelgirl21

3 ай бұрын

He was hot, I thought it was great

@gesangmanggala9966

3 ай бұрын

If there was a Beewb-Girl, I would also prefer her to stay topless, regardless of her being a slave or not. Who cares about character arc, anyway?

@mr_beckett

3 ай бұрын

our dark-skinned Matt McConaughey

@jaycepentad9535

3 ай бұрын

It's reverse Dobby. If he accepts a shirt some anyone now that he is free, he would become their slave.

Audiences: "Why do we have to wait four more months to the sequel to Dune?!" Studios: "Nonsense, we have Dune at home!" Dune at home:

@CrypticCocktails

4 ай бұрын

I forgot there was another Dune coming tbh

@SmegulonPrime

4 ай бұрын

Had dune at home for 40 years

@johnsmith-jq1uc

4 ай бұрын

@@CrypticCocktails march???

@NeoConnor1

4 ай бұрын

'Can't we just watch Dune from 1984? We won't understand it, but at least it has a great soundtrack.'

@Astraeus..

4 ай бұрын

@@NeoConnor1 Oh you can understand it. You just have to watch it like 2...maybe 3 full times. With a bit of time between each one for your brain to reorganize itself accordingly :P

LOL 5:03 The Trade-School AVENGERS!

"if your brain works in slow motion" 😂😂😂 biggest own lol

In honor of the slow-mo inside the slow-mo in Rebel Moon, please say: “Yo dawg, I heard you like a Snyder Cut, so we put a Snyder Cut inside your Snyder Cut.”

@nathanlau3275

4 ай бұрын

Is that like a fourth-wall break inside of a fourth-wall break?

@Dilligff

4 ай бұрын

@@nathanlau3275 That's like...16 walls!

@lanalan4157

4 ай бұрын

Circumsnydered..

I read fanfics. I go to Wattpad sometimes. Let me just say that this movie plays out *exactly* like a fanfic. Down to the character names. Darrian "Bloodaxe"... seriously?

@SimonBuchanNz

4 ай бұрын

Just to be clear, a fanfic written by a 13 year old. (Older people can write bad fanfic too, it just has different terrible tropes)

@thebeast268

4 ай бұрын

Bloodaxe is named after a real warrior from history, just like Titus and Balisarius

@toribiogubert7729

4 ай бұрын

@@thebeast268 Yes, but I had a huge let down when the guy showed up and didn`t had a HUGE EFFING AXE. P.S. Sorry for the caps.

@taste_is_sweet

4 ай бұрын

I have literally read hundreds of fanfics far, far better than this movie.

@TheGunman-be7tb

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, and ''Scargiver''. I'm just like what? It's a bit on the nose that one.

The fact that they were both Dario Naharis is insane!

please do the part 2, it's gonna be hilarious 😂

Honestly the most Zack Snyder film Zack Snyder has filmed

@petermasalsky8844

4 ай бұрын

For now.

@bigbearkat2010

4 ай бұрын

Careful his fans will think that's a compliment

@micahjohansson7573

4 ай бұрын

Snyder went full Snyder and that sucked.

@petermasalsky8844

4 ай бұрын

@@micahjohansson7573 Never go full Snyder.

@orinanime

3 ай бұрын

The *most Zack Snyder... I dunno. That "honor" goes to either Rebel Moon or Sucker Punch. But since Rebel Moon is eventually a 5 hour slog... I guess it does actually go to Rebel Moon

I was a transcriber for over a decade, and captioning was a small part of the job but... ...I appreciate the nod to the person doing the captions because it's a bit of an art. or it can be.

@reallyWyrd

3 ай бұрын

Especially when crepitation is involved.

@TheBakuganmaster99

3 ай бұрын

My chakra energy is precipitating.

@Lillian.Gao.

3 ай бұрын

How do u get that job?? I’ve been told i would make a natural transcriber bc of my memory for conversations lol

@Knokkelman

3 ай бұрын

Probably the right place to give a shoutout to the person who made the captions for Stranger Things - I guess it wasn't easy to find new adjectives to describe the mood everytime a new synth piece was played (so, like 100 times in Season 4). Didn't like the whole thing that much anymore, it tried to be too many things at once and used too many tropes cranked up to 11, but I try to value the small things.

Robot and Spider lady were the most compelling characters in this movie and they both got about 5 minutes of action, or the equivalent of one Zack Snyder slo-mo grain sowing scene.

that closed cap was funny at the end of this video it is like something from Grammarly that you did not catch before turning in then you send your work to your boss and he is like I love it! and later the closed cap person rereads there works and is like "what the heck this is not what I wrote! I though they said they loved it!"

THE NETLFIX CLOSED CAPTIONING GUY SHOWING OFF HIS NEW THESUARUS!!! OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Any movie that puts Daario Naharis up against Daario Naharis is certainly a movie that did that.

@zbaschtian

4 ай бұрын

Casting Director be like "I Daario. I double Daario motherf***er!"

@jamesbarr8218

4 ай бұрын

One of the movies of all time

I'm very much looking forward to the 4 hour director's cut of this Honest Trailer.

"A man hated by his own barber." That phrase reminded me why I'm still in this world breathing

1:47 "So we're gonna start the movie with some big ol' lady space parts." "What was that?" "And a big ship flies through the lady parts." "Oh, traveling through space privates is tight!"

@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630

4 ай бұрын

My thoughts exactly when I saw that

@benzaiten933

4 ай бұрын

I need you to get all the way off my back about lady space parts.

@onegemini420

4 ай бұрын

Nice quote from the Movie Pitch KZread Channel.

@Elementroar

4 ай бұрын

I hate how the space hole opens floppily

@ericscholtens7473

4 ай бұрын

Screen Junkies gave up "lady parts" jokes for Lent.

I remember I saw ads for this movie, and I thought to myself, "This looks like Star Wars but with a crappier aesthetic." Then I found out it was literally a rejected star wars script and realized "Ah, that's why." No regrets missing this movie...

@mathiasbartl903

23 күн бұрын

It's 40k, so you'd be correct

Rebel moon feels like how Zack Snyder feels like when playing Starfield in 15fps. Also the Netflix thesaurus thing....darn accurate. I learnt a lot already!

I did the math after I watched this, and I can't remember specifics, but essentially the Empire wanted the volume of a standard Olympic swimming pool full of grains. The same empire that can rip holes in space time, turn entire planets into cities, and resurrect dead people needs grains. And yeah, what about that spaceport where they couldn't *POSSIBLY* have grains?

When honest trailer is better then the actual movie

@eddieford9373

4 ай бұрын

That's 90% of movies

@dgcardoso

4 ай бұрын

Not the first time. Check Suicide squad

@myurgil

4 ай бұрын

Honestly, for the last couple years, making a commentary more entertaining than the actual movie hasn’t been a high bar to meet

@noobmasterruben5167

4 ай бұрын

Not the first time it happened. WW84 and Dark phoenix trailer has entered the chat

@eatatjoes6751

4 ай бұрын

Wait, it’s a movie? I thought it was a series.

What's interesting to me is that I watched this movie a week ago and I cannot remember anything, even after watching this trailer. Wins my award for the most forgettable movie, ever!

@Nathan.007

4 ай бұрын

I agree with this, I remember enjoying it. I put it on a few days later to see why I enjoyed turned it off halfway through. I remember orange.

@MinesAGuinness

4 ай бұрын

I blanked out for an unspecified time shortly after starting to watch The Rise of Skywalker at the cinema. When I regained consciousness, the Emperor and a million star destroyers had just... appeared. I will never know what happened to me in those lost hours, and for my sanity - and the sake of humanity - I think it is best if those horrors remain undisturbed!

@ntldr2005

4 ай бұрын

@@Nathan.007 yes, it wasn't an awful movie, just entirely forgettable.

@littlekong7685

4 ай бұрын

@@MinesAGuinness Nope, that was just how the movie was. One scene, no emperor and no million starships, next scene, BAM! Emperor is back and has a million starships.... somehow.

@TomCruz54321

4 ай бұрын

When will film makers realize that people don't like an incomplete movie? We want movies that can stand alone. Even if a movie is part of a trilogy, it still needs a complete story and a complete three-act structure. We feel so empty and unsatisfied after watching an incomplete movie, that's just how human psychology works.

Is it just me or is Screen Junkies getting funnier with every trailer over the past few months? I love you guys 😄

@roccinante8470

3 ай бұрын

they are, there was a slump but they are slowly coming back up

@DeadweightLKS

3 ай бұрын

They reshuffled the writers a few years back and the pacing and timing felt real unfunny for a moment, but I’m glad they’ve worked things out, these are great!

@BadFluffy

3 ай бұрын

I think it's just movies getting more pathetic.

@gesangmanggala9966

3 ай бұрын

@@BadFluffy the truth has been spoken

@shawnkeating3820

3 ай бұрын

It's the material they are given to work with!

Zack Snyder: “What if we make a Seven Samurai in the Star Wars universe” Disney: “We already did that. It was called Rogue One.”

Star Wars plus Seven Samurai has already been done, if you can believe it. Battle Beyond the Stars, a Roger Corman-produced bit of fluff starring Richard Thomas, George Peppard, Sybil Danning and John Saxon.

@stuartbagley2586

4 ай бұрын

Yeah he did! And I saw it in the theater! We were starved for sci-fi in those days. . 😢

@Elementroar

4 ай бұрын

There was also the sci-fi mecha Seven Samurai anime. Which is literally Seven Samurai adaptation but with cyborgs and mecha AND regular samurai with katanas and regular farmers and setting still. It even had the whole ‘the evil overlord cloned himself an heir’ thing lol.

@terrylong8894

4 ай бұрын

There is an ENTIRE CLONE WARS ARC that is overtly Seven Samurai.

@swaggerfm9838

4 ай бұрын

And bbts is entertaining. Rebel moon isn't.

@antonycharnock2993

4 ай бұрын

You've missed out the best - Robert Vaughn, who was in the Magnificent Seven the first seven samurai remake.

Wow, watching that intro single clip of dialogue was absolutely all the Zach Snyder I needed. I’m set for life.

THANK YOU!!!! 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 You earned this!👑

Wields the power of "a stiiiick" 😅😅😅 2:43

Now I know why space ships and space guns and space gadgets always look so weird. It's because it makes them memorable. I couldn't tell you anything about the design of the ships, gadgets or guns in this movie five minutes after finishing it. The only memorable things were the lightsabers (obviously Star Wars) and the stuff they literally ripped off from Warhammer 40k (including the Commissar outfits and the shot of her waving the flag).

@brianalice

4 ай бұрын

Sci Fi weapons fall into two categories: well-designed, distinctive props you will remember forever, and black-painted Nerf guns.

@MrMaltavius

4 ай бұрын

Also the Techpriests

@nilus2k

3 ай бұрын

@@brianalicePlus all the helmets and armor from Starship Troopers that got reused for the next two decades

@chrisbaker8533

3 ай бұрын

@@nilus2k From firefly to power rangers, it always got a chuckle out of me.

@kirschakos

3 ай бұрын

Exactly! The design was so generic that it was boring.

I just didn't get it: 7 Samurai and Magnificent 7 are about organizing a small gang against a slightly bigger gang. This is about organizing a small gang against.. a whole empire (not just a battleship, which would be bad enough). I still don't get how a guy with a spear could just destroy a whole battleship.

@JasonHauser125

4 ай бұрын

A guy with a spear shouldn't even be able to punch through glass so thick it can withstand intergalactic travel.

@COLINHILLSWIMS

4 ай бұрын

totally agree, myself and my two children had a great time talking over the movie and pointing out all the bits that didn't make sense, but the bringing down a battleship with a spear was the pinnacle of bad writing.

@zbaschtian

4 ай бұрын

Worse, he pierced the glass twice. After being shot in the chest.

@jordanloux3883

4 ай бұрын

So the 7 Samurai anime

@moskvi4

4 ай бұрын

Well they did it in Avatars. A lot.

Credits were absolutely hilarious, well done.

That "flag in the stone" part at the end was just *Chef's Kiss*!!

A movie about recruiting people and that is it. Characters? who cares. Plot? who cares. Slow mo? Yes

@benwasserman8223

4 ай бұрын

Well that would explain why it's part one.

@vikramprasanna8908

4 ай бұрын

​@@benwasserman8223 found the bot.

@gidonzd

4 ай бұрын

That would explain why nobody cares!

@defdaz

4 ай бұрын

And one where the recruitment process is a joke, leaving them all 2d characters despite the entire film dedicated to it. Terrible terrible terrible.

@denisl2760

4 ай бұрын

Abs? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaabs!

"original trilogy speedrun" had me laughing!

"On their carbo-loading mission." 😂😂

I was wondering where I had seen those two guys before. Thanks for reminding me they were both Daario Naharis.

That scene with the robot was so good. The rest… yeah, This honest trailer is spot on.

@billybones1694

4 ай бұрын

The sequel better just focus on the robot and his quest to become one with nature and forget about all that rebellion stuff.

@octogigas

4 ай бұрын

@@billybones1694 You know what the irritating thing is? According to the screenwriter, a ton of the scenes that got cut from Part One were about the robot becoming one with nature. They intentionally stripped out the most interesting part to get it a 2-hour runtime.

@Whaddayamean13

3 ай бұрын

@@billybones1694that’s what the whole story should have been. The other characters are nonsense. And of course it’s the best actor too.

Is it just me that thinks that Snyder really regretted not casting Matthew's McConaughey's abs in 300 so now griffin guy ('s abs) is the closest he found instead ?

@toribiogubert7729

4 ай бұрын

Even the way he talked (his 5 lines or something), probably Snyder direct him was "do your best Matthew McConaughey impression".

I love how this movie is in such slow motion that 5 minutes isn't just enough time to outline the general script but to explain in detail ever single event that occurs in the movie. It's a great beer and pizza movie. You can pop out to grab the pizza while it plays and when you come back there's no problem catching up on the plot development.

@tournesol5939

3 ай бұрын

So true lol I remember getting bored during the flashback with the princess and getting up without pausing the movie to help a roommate do something. When I came back the dog was slowlyyyyy running back in the snow lmao

4th wall break "he cannot keep getting away with this"

My favorite part of this movie was that it was the first two thirds of A New Hope with an Ocean's Eleven crew gathering montage stretched into the middle.

My favorite part in Seven Samurai was when it cut to the Japanese Emperor talking about his plans for world domination.

@partyboi8773

4 ай бұрын

I also loved the part where the Seven Samurai with their swords and spears took on a fleet of enemy aircraft carriers with supersonic jets.

Totally nailed all the tropes!!

i swear this movie looks like me recreating my childhood fantasy characters with adult budget. it has all the looks and none of the depth.

SO glad it wasn't just me!! I tried this show for about 10 minutes and couldn't imagine watching another second...

6:06 ... aaaand... _there_ it is! I was waiting this whole video for the "... she's got my back!" meme.

I love how he said, who, for that general guy because in the guardians of the Galaxy, his first line is who

Thank God for Honest Trailers and Pitch Meeting. Saving my brain cells one release at a time.

You know...every time I launch Netflix it hits me with "Hey you haven't watched this" I was starting to wear down and considered giving it a half watch (Doom scrolling reddit-half listen to movie) but Movie Voice guy has given me renewed strength to resist. Thank you!

@Billy01113

4 ай бұрын

same

@brettloo7588

4 ай бұрын

Wise

@zbaschtian

4 ай бұрын

Just rewatch Blue Eye Samurai or Arcane

@AngeloBarovierSD

4 ай бұрын

No no no. Give in. Let the joy flow through you! Who knows, you might end up having a good time. …one way or the other.

@carsonhunt4642

4 ай бұрын

Luckily the actors being decent looking help distract from their terrible acting/scripts.

The Netflix Closed Caption guy comment made me laugh out loud 🤣

That Netflix close caption guy had me LMAO 🤣

Oh my god the "starring" nearly had me in tears. Brilliant stuff!

@michaelbuckelew

3 ай бұрын

I was going to sue if they didn’t go for the Daario thing.

I know a stuntman who worked on Rebel Moon. He said Zack Snyder was one of his favorite directors he's ever worked for, that he ran a great set where everyone was happy, treated everyone with remarkable kindness and fostered a really nice work environment. Honestly, that made me happy. His actual movies may be hyper-pretentious, dark, and just not very good, but at least everyone has a great time making them.

@markreynolds1436

4 ай бұрын

I'd love to agree with you (and I do really), but apparently Aliens was really stressful, and I know what I want to see replicated 😊

@dayoolaleye1265

4 ай бұрын

I wanna taste the stress and anguish through the celluloid

@matheussanthiago9685

4 ай бұрын

The quality of the movies are proportionally inverse of the kindness of the director Got it

@eatatjoes6751

4 ай бұрын

This is what happened to Illumination too. Their movies are crap, but their work environment is goddamn amazing.

@user-gz5ez1vo4g

3 ай бұрын

Isn’t this what we should expect of all bosses?

It's basically a Bug's Life but in space...😂😂😂😂

The last two burns were wild!!

6:19 That was a goddamned METROID and you know it

Damn I was expecting a Netflix Daredevil trailer with Echo coming out today. Maybe one day. Maybe one day…

No pain, no grain amirite, also, I have it on good authority that one of the seven samurai was actually Darth Vader's father.

@raj_a_jaiswal

4 ай бұрын

Forbidden knowledge. Good.

@krystaldragons6040

4 ай бұрын

Underrated comments vol 768

He love slow mo so much even farming in slowmo

Man, I'm so happy I'm going to save MANY hours by just watching this quick synopsis

"the slower motion within the slow motion" got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Zach Snyder: I Made A Star War!!!! Everyone: Yes... but at what cost? 😔

The funniest thing to me is that when this showed up on netflix and the wifey asked me what it was about i said umm im not a star wars guy but this looks like another one of those lol, turns out i was far more right than even i imagined...smdh

1:47 Love the subtle symbolism.

What do we want? Grains! When do we want it? Grains!

3:27 That sure looks like an acklay from Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones. They even kill it the same way by chopping off its front legs. 😂

"Don't you love grain? GraaaaAaaAAaAaain..." LMAO 😂

The acting hurts so much even just watching this!

Honestly, who could have predicted the Roland Emmerich school of film making would dominate 21st century sci-fi film?

@harryhoudini714

4 ай бұрын

The Movie "Idiocracy" kind of did actually :)

@LurkingCosmicHorrors

3 ай бұрын

please don't insult Roland Emmerich like that

the fact that "who?" was such an obvious reference is hilarious to me haha

He directed both Watchmen and 300. Wtf this dude has fallen so far.

@alexander_marvelon

16 күн бұрын

One word "GRAIN"

I bet 2024 is gonna be the year of the Highlander Honest Trailer for sure!