If the CGI wolves have more facial expressions than the two lead characters, you know something is amiss.

@mynameswhatsername6952

7 жыл бұрын

Lol true.

@luspearsoram1507

7 жыл бұрын

LOL. That reminds me of the Honest Trailer for the Warcraft Movie. the fake orcs express emotion alot more than the real humans.

@torakwolfproductions352

7 жыл бұрын

TF2CrunchyFrog it's hilarious

@minteddie8957

7 жыл бұрын

TF2CrunchyFrog 😂

@camerkiddo

7 жыл бұрын

TF2CrunchyFrog oml😂😂

"When shovelface is in danger of flashing children" I'M CRYING

@sarahstormo1721

8 жыл бұрын

+fluttershyrocks MSP Me too. XD

@alana9205

8 жыл бұрын

XD same

@phanicatmychemicalseptipli3603

7 жыл бұрын

Don't cry CRAFT Anyone

@alana9205

7 жыл бұрын

+Jenna Alexander Hello Phamily!

@esejsnake1503

7 жыл бұрын

This doesn't need replying...

"Dead eyes" "Fish face" "Shovel face" "just-smelled-poop-face".. these nicknames are killing me XD

@mehwish7558

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@freedinner886

6 жыл бұрын

HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

@madmantv00

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 yeah

@leslieking9657

4 жыл бұрын

BlaiddDrwg2009 Same.

@eatea5415

3 жыл бұрын

snort

"Drown themselves to see hallucinations of their ex-boyfriends. "I'm pretty sure this makes her a schizophrenic"

@rhiannonshepheard1393

6 жыл бұрын

So good

"An eternal love that lasted five minutes before she's dumped for no reason." I died XD

"When shovelface is in danger of flashing children" Omg xD

@TheSchokodragon

8 жыл бұрын

+KawaiiOtaku Bri That joke is so underappreciated, it made me fall of my couch xD

@aali7742

8 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at that one

@daisyday9663

6 жыл бұрын

Eremikashipper 4ever I didn't get that joke.. Please explain

@lauc6673

6 жыл бұрын

Daisyday 96 its the part were Edward was gonna show his true nature to everyone (in this I forgot what in Italy) by shpwing his skin glowing (aka taking most of his clothes off). In the escene there's a kidand so the narrow did the joke about flashing to kids

@DM-of7ys

6 жыл бұрын

Lmao

My friend watched New Moon and now she's constantly standing between vampires and large angry werewolves. The film inspired her to take up the habit and now she can't stop. Every time she sees a vampire and a large angry werewolf she has to go and stand between them. Mostly they just push her out the way- but she's been hospitalised six times and has married ten creepy centenarian vampires.

@pallav918

8 жыл бұрын

+Cheeseanonioncrisps Logically the vampire would have started drinking your friend dry and then the werewolf would have dismembered the vampire

@nicholsjoshua15

8 жыл бұрын

Just call Blade or John Constantine they'll get rid of those weird vampires husbands of her's.

@crepusculo509

8 жыл бұрын

+Cheeseanonioncrisps what name music 1:44 and 3:05?

@mariadosteteclados

8 жыл бұрын

+Cheeseanonioncrisps oh my God, I have the same problem!

@Cheeseanonioncrisps

8 жыл бұрын

Pallav Negi I think the werewolf would be the one to attack first. Vampires are always shown as having at least some self control, while werewolves are wild animals. It's more likely that the werewolf would attack her and then the vampire would drain both of them. Luckily we always carry silver bullets and garlic when we're out with her...

Inspire teen girls To jump off cliffs To drown just to see hallucinations of their ex bf Take off to a foreign country without informing their parents Stand in between vampires and werewolf's LMAO😂😂😂

@RedAngelXV

8 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know the music that plays at this part?^^^ I'm not talking about Great Ambition, it's something else. It's in a lot of the other honest trailers too, like Thor.) Someone plz help…😫

@user-on6db4rf4s

8 жыл бұрын

That's the worst thing about Twilight in my opinion

@kate3808

6 жыл бұрын

That somes up the whole move!

@kirin1230

4 жыл бұрын

@@RedAngelXV That's what I've been wondering!!

@pruray

4 жыл бұрын

Ride on motorbikes with middle aged strangers.

These Twilight trailers seriously never get old!

@michaelhall1688

7 жыл бұрын

I lost count of how much I watched the Twilight Honest Trailers; they're still funny.

@urbangirlparis

7 жыл бұрын

they're classics

@l.tc.5032

7 жыл бұрын

UrbanGirl Paris I know I still can't believe how much time has passed since they were made. I think I was junior in high school when they came out.

@urbangirlparis

7 жыл бұрын

L. T C. I was 24 in 2008 when the first came out , already hated it lol

@l.tc.5032

7 жыл бұрын

UrbanGirl Paris Oh not the movies these trailers. when the movie came out I was in 8th grade about the same age as the kids in Stranger Things. I grew out of them in high school and moved on to things like boys clubs and applying for college. and also my prefrontal cortex got more developed and things I thought were cool became stupid.

"And more of the actress who can't seem to close her mouth" 😂😂

@user-fo2dy8ec3m

6 жыл бұрын

Fatema Muffadar it’s so true😂😂

@rhexiaorz

6 жыл бұрын

And her leg

@chiaraelvendork6644

5 жыл бұрын

Kristen Stewart isn't actually that bad...

@Nazio868

4 жыл бұрын

Chiara Elvendork you’re joking rite? She’s a terrible actress that only made it because of this ridiculous franchise

@obianujuayalogu5652

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nazio868 actually, she made it way before this franchise dear. She started acting when she was a child

Plot twist- the love triangle is between Edward and Jacob.

@kayleefilberth6228

7 жыл бұрын

Amber Shoffren Hahahahaha ❤️😏

@eggsbenedictcucumberbatch4336

7 жыл бұрын

Amber Shoffren but it's not a triangle if it's between two people.

@jaya1061

6 жыл бұрын

Yes. Make that into a new Twilight movie. I'll watch it.

@oliversmith4548

6 жыл бұрын

Eggs Benedict Cucumberbatch Triangles have two sides, dummy. Did you even school?

@snehaelizabeth9916

6 жыл бұрын

Amber Shoffren vg

"Shovelface", "fish face" and "dead eyes" I'm actually crying

@mehwish7558

6 жыл бұрын

The Misfitt I'm done too ROFL

@deensaid7762

6 жыл бұрын

she's now known as mouthbreather

@deensaid7762

6 жыл бұрын

just smelled poop face XD

The music during the "stares" get me every time LMFAO!!!

@bono3244

9 жыл бұрын

What's the song called?

@shtembyduelsson

9 жыл бұрын

Abraham Le Exactly! THE NAME! I'm looking for it too! :D

@SomeCenturio93

9 жыл бұрын

Abraham Le Great Ambition

@chromepaintaddict9787

9 жыл бұрын

Whats the stare song called

@MrsButtersworth82

9 жыл бұрын

@raptorred1993 thanks

"you're my only reason to stay alive..." I cringe every time I hear him say that. I would like to say, if this was a real thing: "HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THAT?! YOU HAVE NO HEARTBEAT!''

@roxstar148

9 жыл бұрын

That's what I said!

@oompie815

9 жыл бұрын

What is so wrong about that?

@RebecaC12

9 жыл бұрын

oompie815 Because it makes no sense for him to say "stay alive". He's a vampire ergo undead. There's the nor alive nor dead issue.

@oompie815

9 жыл бұрын

RebecaC12 oh okay. I understand now. :) I read your comment wrong.

@hanlohan8957

9 жыл бұрын

RebecaC12 I'm not being rude, but in the books, it explains how they can be killed by having their heads ripped off, and being burnt. They're technically still alive, but they can't do anything. It's a little like Kronos in Greek mythology.

In the book, it says they do keep spare shorts around the forrest. Seriously it says that

@BOLT_TF_UP

6 жыл бұрын

Jacob Molyneux well they tie it to their wolf legs

@IdaSantti

6 жыл бұрын

SOXCAL_13 but how...? They can't do it when they'r wolves so is someone always in shortsdudy to tie them? And what if that someone changes, he has to be naked?

@nessyness5447

5 жыл бұрын

the most important question is, why shorts? why can't they keep normal jeans and since we are at it tshirts? do they enjoy looking like strippers?

@pruray

4 жыл бұрын

@@nessyness5447 I am guessing coz it's hot and humid. It literally is the place where it rains the most.

@_Tree_of_Life_

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I never bought the whole "we tie spares to our wolfy legs" thing. Like... How? I know that a vampire has a baby with a human in this saga, but this has always bothered me...

Every time the stares music comes on I die a little from laughter. And I've watched this like 6 times already.

@lovinaraju9728

8 жыл бұрын

can you say me the name of that music plssss

@k.a.i1539

8 жыл бұрын

+Lovina “jazz” storan if your looking for the name of the stare song its chappell music - great ambitions

@lovinaraju9728

8 жыл бұрын

Oh thank you so much

@LeWildSister

6 жыл бұрын

TheDanioneal me too 😂😂😂😂

@1307mimi

4 жыл бұрын

Unlike the background music for stares. What is it called?

3:11 Wow, she ALMOST closed her mouth there for a second! Close one!

"When shovelface is in danger of flashing children..." LMFAO best part of the video

AND EVEN MORE STARES XDXDXDDXDXD HAD ME DYING!!!!!

@niyaziguven7124

8 жыл бұрын

+xFluffyMods T|MT me too :D :D

@zeldaswosky7303

8 жыл бұрын

I know !

@Lootroq

8 жыл бұрын

The music did it for me. Excellent call back

@CarelessGamer15

8 жыл бұрын

+Roxana Zamfirescu chappell music - great ambitions

@probablyalive.2665

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lootroq What is the music?

"So you are a werewolf" - "yeah". That's okay, seems pretty normal. Like her reaction in part one "I know what you are, a vampire" - "Are you afraid?" - "No." Have you ever seen something unemotional? I mean was that intended?

@yvettej.9896

8 жыл бұрын

+Jessica W The sad part is that girls imitate this crap. In 50 Shades and you have a bunch of (uncharacteristically) unemotional young women who are into emotional and physical abuse.

@hazukichanx408

4 жыл бұрын

Troubling. I get that being helpless or dominated by someone with a powerful presence (physical, charisma, or both) is a common fantasy, but... maybe something better than Twilight could one day show 'em that you can have that, and plenty of excitement, without an actual life-threatening abuser involved?^^

I'd rather watch face punch than twilight

@holleay964

9 жыл бұрын

Stephen Quinn I know, that actually sounds kinda cool.

@l.tc.5032

9 жыл бұрын

I'd rather get a face punch. God I hate my 12 year old self for liking this crap. If only there was way to back in time and burn the books before I got the chance to read them.

@sarahayele386

8 жыл бұрын

L. T C. I know how you feel I came here and I thought : what the hell was I thinking 😩😂😂

@technobabble123

8 жыл бұрын

+Stephen Quinn Which is worse, Boku no Pico or Twilight?

@l.tc.5032

8 жыл бұрын

Sarah Ayele Thanks. As the years go on i forget more an more of it. I still hate it and wish I didn't but I moved on for the most part and I guess I'll move on by the time I finish college.

Shovel Face, Dead Eyes, Mouth Breather, Fish Face? Those nicknames are awesome.

@deensaid7762

6 жыл бұрын

more staressssss

Wow, I mean I always knew that Bella Swan was a badly written character but seeing all the dumb things she does just to see hallucinations of her ex makes her a *horrifically* written character holy shit

@lookaroundyou8108

3 жыл бұрын

Is there any well written character in this badly written story?

@jbvader721

2 жыл бұрын

@@lookaroundyou8108 Charlie Swan aka "Mustache Dad" is alright. Sure, he's Bella's dad but at least he has more dimension than his daughter. And there a lot of times where you do wish HE was the main character. The story would've been a lot more interesting.

@enderreaper1482

Жыл бұрын

@@lookaroundyou8108 Bella' dad is the only good character

That "stare" music though

@maryeeny7870

7 жыл бұрын

Keshav Narera what song is that tho.. cause it's awesome

@perfectoleo693

4 жыл бұрын

I had the same question, thanks

"Who are these random last-minute Villains?" HAHAHAHA

Damn Taylor, we GET IT!! You work out. Now put your shirt back on! LOL!

@vgman94

9 жыл бұрын

UncleBiscuits79 Yeah! We all know miss Swift is a huge star and singer, but she doesn't have to take her shirt off in public! ....We are talking about Taylor Swift, right??

@roe8054

9 жыл бұрын

It's not his fault .he is just doing his job.doing what the fucking director telling him to do bruh.

@SniccSnacks

9 жыл бұрын

hiba hadile the director must be gay if a boy or f he likes his shirt off if it's a girl director then eh

@roe8054

9 жыл бұрын

Star Struck I don't know..and I really don't care.. But...Jacob is from twilight which was written by a woman..the director found Taylor good in the role of Jacob. ..so...yep.

@lupitadelgado4294

8 жыл бұрын

Omg I'm like yeah I know

Twilight: Stares Star Trek: Lens flares Game of Thrones: Beewbs

@omalley7ups

5 жыл бұрын

The name of the song?

@marcohidalgo1101

4 жыл бұрын

Joker: Stairs

it's almost 2020 re watching this and immediately when he says "..this 109 year old shovel face" I burst out laughing for like 5 minutes straight. I miss this guy doing the honest trailers, this holds up really well fucking 7 years later

"Placeholder dialogue that wasn't changed from the first draft." HAHAHAHAHAHA

Still better than twilight. Wait. What?

@dirklimon4966

9 жыл бұрын

Both are complete and total garbage. Fifty Shades of Grey was based off of Twilight fan fiction, which is just an old woman's sexual fantasies anyway. Neither have good literary content or make good erotica.

@jocampbell2865

9 жыл бұрын

HoplooWare Which literally started out as Twilight fanfiction. I shit you not.

@addictedtoanimeandbts1875

6 жыл бұрын

john doe lol

Even hot, shirtless, Native American werewolves just weren't enough to save this movie!

@deensaid7762

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel S eyecandy

The stares in this saga are like the lens flares in Star Trek

@tigergirl305

8 жыл бұрын

HA!!! XD

they forgot to point out that while the camera circles around showing the months pass by she is still wearing the same cloths. so not only is she depressed she also threw hygiene out the window as well.

@ProbablyNotARobot

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah who the hell wears the same clothes multiple times!? I always throw my clothes away after I wear them.

@greyfox129

10 жыл бұрын

there is nothing wrong in you reuse the clothes a few weeks down the line in different order. but the exact same clothes everyday? lol her dad must have said "Bitch you stiiiiiink hit the showers NOW!!" and then proceeds to pass the febreeze all over her room.

@justclayhead

10 жыл бұрын

greyfox129 I don't know sometimes I wear the same pair of pants for a few days at a time.. everyone does that right?

@greyfox129

10 жыл бұрын

Pwnzor729 i got loads of pants so it's easier for me not to. but it depends on the person i guess. just don't wear the same one for months like that twilight chick

@justclayhead

10 жыл бұрын

greyfox129 I remember reading that denim was invented for miners because it was a tough, durable material that guys could wear for weeks at a time while going into the mines. So there's that. But I really only have like, five pairs of pants. That's a lot of laundry to do every week if you're the kind of person who throws them in the hamper after every use..

I love it all, shovel face , fish face, pathetic co-dependent teenager, the narrator is 300% funny, And all the Commentary are making me lauph so hard , i cant control it!! And the comparison to the hunger games, fifty shades of grew, and so much more is hilarious.

For the question about the werewolf shorts. In the book Jacob explains that they tie a pair of shorts rolled up on their ankle, that didn't make it into the film however.

@souparnoghosh4740

5 жыл бұрын

How

@maurodiaz8989

2 жыл бұрын

And now we know 😆

Part of me wants to buy the Twilight DVDs purely so I can listen to Robert Pattinson's commentary whenever I want. Nobody hates Twilight more than Robert Pattinson.

so happy the fact that she decided to drown just to see a hallucination was pointed out because soooo many people like to forget about that moment when they try and make the "she didn't try and kill herself" argument!

I LOVE how you always use the same music when doing the stares compilation in every twilight trailer. The laughter hurts me.

"And even more stares" oh god. Save the children! Hide your wives! Oh no, its its too late! Oh god whyyyyyy

Who watched Vampires Suck?

@madisonmoore9461

8 жыл бұрын

+Olivia gaule i did omg so funny

@saffronmischief3480

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, its better than twilight its self!!

@madisonmoore9461

8 жыл бұрын

Saffron Mischief so true

@enviousmagenta

8 жыл бұрын

me xD

@inconceivabledark

8 жыл бұрын

Me:D the bit with the back eyed Peas gets me every time

You know what I just realized was a mega problem with the first movie... and it kind of follows into the rest? What do they even like about each other?! There is little to no chemistry with the two. They just stare at each other all the time. And this is a problem with the books too. Like they just start dating out of nowhere really. If I didn't know any better I'd say she only likes his looks and the fact she gets to be immortal and he just wants to suck her blood. Thats how little crappy twilight is

@Sousabird

10 жыл бұрын

No Chemistry? Did you see how hard he was stalking her?! Pretty obvious they're in love. (Totally not sarcastic at all)

@HealthyFitFree

10 жыл бұрын

Oh... I get it :) If I stalk a guy long enough we will be dating by next week I understand what this movie was trying to teach me (written with much sarcasm)

@hemantkarasala5767

10 жыл бұрын

Actually the premise in twilight was nicked from True Blood. In true blood, Sookie is a fairy and Bill(vampire) is drawn to her because of that. Here its unexplained. In true blood Sookie reads minds and is tired of the dishonesty because men say one thing and think something else, but she can't read vampire's minds and so she wants to be with Bill. And Bill is a gentleman because he is trying to 'mainstream'. She copied this premise without keeping facts intact - so Twilight is stale, illogical, dishonest and is not a true vampire series.

@chimeratheo1855

10 жыл бұрын

The problem with Twilight is that the vampires are FUCKING WIMPS. Seriously, go watch Hellsing Ultimate. They have real vampires. Not some whiney sparkling stalker that falls in and out of love EVERY 5 FAKING SECONDS!

@HealthyFitFree

10 жыл бұрын

My biggest problem with twilight isn't that it sucks I wasn't expecting a good movie but I was at least expecting a good cheesy romance. Not one moment in the movie did I say awww that's so sweet or wow they really love each other. I saw plenty of on healthy obsession though. Looking at other cheesy movie couples there were at least moments when I was like aww hes a great guy for her or wow theyre a great couple. Even Romeo/Juliet, Jack/Rose, Gatsby/Daisy, Adrian/Rocky, Baby/Johnny, Sally/Harry, Kat/Patrick, Jack/Ennis, and even fricken Mary-Jane/Peter had me more convinced that they actually loved each other than Edward/Bella. Sure most of them were cheesy, if not all but I never felt that they were using each other like how I felt Bella and Edward were using each other. I felt Bella just wanted to be an immortal vampire and Edward didn't want to be the only one at home not getting some so he stayed with Bella. I wasn't buying that "theyre together for ever garbage" and no I was never convinced.

Still a better love story than twlig.... hey wait a minute

@emmacaah9583

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mikeykean3805

8 жыл бұрын

Katniss Everdeen shut it katniss you whiny bitch

shovel face always makes me laugh....

@fionadaniels5222

8 жыл бұрын

+Erick Santiago omg me too. i literally crack the hell up :'D

@deensaid7762

6 жыл бұрын

don't forget the cue song for the stare part

Jingle bells Twilight smells Edward ran away Bella died Jacob cried Harry Potter all away

@Champion-1209

7 жыл бұрын

Dashing through the trees on the back of a giant wolf through the fields we go running from vampire hiss hiss hiss.

@emyf9194

7 жыл бұрын

ahahaah omg u deserve an award for this!! 😂😂

@loocie4636

7 жыл бұрын

+Champion 1209 LOL

@kitkat1321

6 жыл бұрын

pukals YES!

@04divyaranis.l.28

5 жыл бұрын

Nendrius,yeah man. 😂

Fish face, dead eyes, just-smelled-poop face ... oh my gosh I'm crying with laughter! This is sooo hilarious.

The weirdest part about this is that so many people loved the idea of this movie ... Even though it's a giant crime in the country it's shot in.

@frozenbinarystudio

10 жыл бұрын

I'm sure this movie series is the reason the aliens won't talk to us.

@rowynedale

10 жыл бұрын

frozenbinarystudio No, it's the reason why we are considered the Dumbest and most pathetic race in the milky way

forced love triangle is forced

I would have chosen Jacob. And the Phantom. Grop dang it, the girl always chooses the guy I wouldn't want her to!

@nicolekane623

7 жыл бұрын

THE PHANTOM OMG I WATCH THAT MUSICAL IN NEW YORK IT WAS AMAZING XD

@desertedislands3454

7 жыл бұрын

I know, like in Hunger Games Katniss chose Peeta when it should have been Gale.

@desertedislands3454

7 жыл бұрын

NinjaKED12 But the entire reason why it happened was because Katniss wanted the spectators. Then she had to go Twilight on Peeta.

@Mira_Dunia

7 жыл бұрын

Wendla Bergman And? I'm not Christine; I know what it is like to be lonely, disturbed and angry. His possessiveness, controlling, abusive and murderous ways are only towards people he feels threatened by, not Christine. Love may not matter based on actions and ways (that may be more "Like") so it doesn't matter--his ways are just unfortunate events that I'd be willing to help him out of. He's also basically a genius who cares about making magnificent music. Raoul seems to only care about stuff if it concerns him. I don't care what he's like, I'm still choosing the Phantom. And Jacob. And Gale.

@l.tc.5032

7 жыл бұрын

Erin F gale got prim killed! Wtf?!

Anything but the stares!

@mimikoenig8003

10 жыл бұрын

don't watch the game of thrones one

@nathanielrosenberg9321

10 жыл бұрын

its not funny i tried its disgusting

@mimikoenig8003

10 жыл бұрын

i was kidding

@mimikoenig8003

10 жыл бұрын

it's hard to convey sarcasm when you're texting

@nathanielrosenberg9321

10 жыл бұрын

im not being sarcastic. Dang that also sounds like sarcasm

I freaking love the "stare song" XD

Starring Cedric Diggory from Hunger Games

@Ashtereth

8 жыл бұрын

Wrong Cedric Diggory is from Harry Potter

@hellozekehere4410

8 жыл бұрын

+KittyCatGamerTV I know! It was just a joke

@iLovePaulWesley1864

7 жыл бұрын

+Ezekiel Torres it was a shit joke. I'm sorry.

@mandyvandenbogaard4243

3 жыл бұрын

Starring Batman from Twilight

I'd like to see someone do something like Twilight but for guys (genderswapped). I'm not saying it'd be good, I'm just saying I'd like watch how the world reacts.

@Clara-ot6bc

9 жыл бұрын

Oooohhh yes. I await that day

@pspdownloaderplus

9 жыл бұрын

they already have...its called porn.

@OttoVonGarfield

9 жыл бұрын

I'd rather see it with only the added character of Blade.

@OttoVonGarfield

9 жыл бұрын

***** Alucard? Even better, see his hell hound chew the little lovebirds like that white suited guy.

@boss180888

9 жыл бұрын

i just imagined you saying that in an epic voice.

So men in this movie are warewolves, vampires and immortals with supernatural powers and all they want to do with those powers is fight over this girl? Why not lend your time to science and develop some new technology to benefit mankind? lool

@nohemi6899

9 жыл бұрын

I'm still scratching my head--no wait--ripping my scalp over the fact that *in this movie* werewolves are literally *GIANT WOLVES*! I facepalmed, headdesked, and headwalled so many times at my how the mythical creatures I love were turned into crappy skirt-chasers! Even though they were shitty versions of vampires and werewolves, I wished they ripped Bella to shreds.

@CryptoChanakya

9 жыл бұрын

Lol yea, even Harry Potter did justice to warewolves, this twilight is just lazy writing.

@Graverobber94

9 жыл бұрын

Amberdragon Humans turning into actual wolves is the original old legend concept of werewolf. The whole human-wolf-hybrid is something that came long afterwards.

@nohemi6899

9 жыл бұрын

Mossrygg Well its what I grew up knowing and the werewolves I watched when I was a child, but in the book it states their shape-shifters. I would like the source material of which you've obtained that information from otherwise I don't know if I can believe that.

@GODOFWAR1491

8 жыл бұрын

Mossrygg Nope Half human half wolf is the original image of a werewolf,full wolf humans is a shape-shifter.

I have to admit when I was younger I loved this series, and even my mom read it (I think she was trying to understand my obsession more than anything else). After reading Twilight 6 times, I got to the point in my life where I realized that the series is so wrong in so many ways, and now I love watching videos that point out the movies’ faults because, Honestly, I never noticed them before and those faults are hilarious!

I'm glad Robert Pattinsen played in HP because he hates Twilight with his entire soul so he could be happy as a brave and awesome boy instead of a you-know-what-i-mean

@Kaycee_Ninnie

7 жыл бұрын

Cotton Candy Heart The Goblet of Fire movie came out 3 years before Twilight did. So Robert Pattinson didn't do HP because he hated Twilight.

Seriously who directed twilight??? And didnt say to actors to HAVE EXPRESIONS like seriously the only thing i see is heave brathing and....stares...the only thing i enjoy in the twilight movies is shirtless jacob

@maristrelle

9 жыл бұрын

Arrora Sparkle nooope not at all

@maristrelle

9 жыл бұрын

Arrora Sparkle the only thing i DO lile is shirtless jacob...this guy has some niiice abs~ XD

@maristrelle

9 жыл бұрын

Arrora Sparkle hehe...oops....im flirty XD

@MistressArte

9 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it was the content of the "story". I've seen these actors in other things and minus Kristen they all can act. Like even the dad, Billy Burke was great in Revolution.

@maristrelle

9 жыл бұрын

***** well maybe but I've seen Kristen at some stuff and I don't see expressions on her maybe its just me.and Maude ur right I just prefer actors to actually show their emotions ^^

"But when Edward is in danger of flashing little children"- I just can't, I just cant ! LMFOA!!!!

Of all the honest trailers, Twilights are my favorite. They never get old😂

Just-Smelled-Poop-Face HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH OMG I'M CRYING!

OH GOD. THE STARES PEOPLE!!! THE STARES!!!

I hate twilight but i love the fact that the airplane actually says virginity

@itamarmedeirosnetto

10 жыл бұрын

I die from laughing in this part!!!

@TwilightLuver216

10 жыл бұрын

Actually it says Virgin... like Virgin Airlines. But yeah I think that's such a great little joke to throw in there!

Shovel face is in danger of flashing children OH GOD XD

Never realized how much staring and mouth breathing there was. 😂😂

Ahh good old Twilight. Teaching young girls everywhere that moping around for 5 months and throwing yourself off a cliff is a perfectly reasonable thing to do after your boyfriend dumps you.

HAHAHAH i died, "who are these last minute villains"

This is my favourite Honest trailer to date. The beginning about shovel face dumping her for absolutely no reason cracks me up every time.

I'm I TEARS TO FUNNY SHOVEL FACE

"Just watch True Blood instead - at least they get naked on that show." Guy speaks the truth.

The crazy thing about these trailers that their so legit

"Slap shirtless weird dudes " man that cracked me up. This video never gets old.

9 years later and this one still has me in tears 😭😭lmfao

@HaxawWorkshop

Ай бұрын

Same!

I've never laughed so much in my whole life

@lovinlifeandpenguins6121

9 жыл бұрын

5sosfam ✌

@EVCLand

9 жыл бұрын

Me too

I am now tempted to read the Twilight books just to see how bad they are, but I am afraid of getting brain damage. Any advice?

@jbvader721

9 жыл бұрын

Don't waste your time. The writing in the books is just as bad as the movie's scripts

@winglesswrath

9 жыл бұрын

jbvader721 same thing ....

@samm8061

9 жыл бұрын

The books are actually a lot better than the movies. Most people that make fun have never read it or seen the movies.

@TrueSkyblueClouds

9 жыл бұрын

I've never seen the movies either though.

@Masiakasaurus

9 жыл бұрын

The books actually weren't half bad (and I'm extremely picky about books, so that's saying something). The writing style was pretty good and the story was interesting. There were aspects that annoyed me, but overall I enjoyed reading it.Truth is, you won't know unless you read it, but I sincerely doubt it would give you brain damage. Honestly I felt far more damaged--mentally and emotionally--from most of my required reading in high school than I did from Twilight. If you like it, you like it; if you don't, shake it off and go on with your day. Not a big deal.

“Leaving you wondering, who are these last minute villains” I cackled

"Influence young teenagers to stand between vampires and large deadly warewolves"... Because we all know they exist! Lmao.

I request you to say "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

"Even though they make it perfectly clear who dead eyes will choose." OMG I can't. These are so funny.

I wish I could like this video a million times

watching twilight footage made me sick, almost unbearable, but listening to this guy tear it apart was AWESOME

Lots of people in the insdustry have said that kristen is a very good actress...only because twilight is a shitty movie and bella is one of the worst chatacter in literature it doesn't mean that you have to be mean toward kris ! Sheis NOT bella

@themightycaolf6549

10 жыл бұрын

but she did volenteer to play in the terrible movie

@blackanimelover18

10 жыл бұрын

Actually she is Bella, and she'll always be tied to the shittiest character of all time and remembered for one of the shittiest acting performances of all time. Sorry, but that's how it is.

@sofet123

10 жыл бұрын

I agree. Though i personally am not a fan of kristen's acting in general, i feel sorry that this movie has ruined her reputation so much. the directing was horrible, and any of you who read the books, be honest with yourself and admit it: she pulled of Bella Swan's character perfectly.

@Omega4Productions

10 жыл бұрын

But...Kristen Stewart IS an awful actress. She's like...the female version of Kianu Reeves. She's a bore, and everytime she pops up on screen, I feel like letting my mouth hang open...because that's all she does. Her mouth hangs open like some permanently awed-fuckwit. She was awful in Twilight, she was awful in Snow White and the Huntsman, she was awful in Into The Wild, and she was awful in...EVERY movie she's ever been in. Give her credit though, she's bloody persistent.

@CArkbird

10 жыл бұрын

Kristin Stewart's acting has always been horrible; bland and emotionless. This is the case in basically every movie she's ever appeared in, and all the claims that make her out to be a bad actress can be completely justified. The only real good acting i've ever seen her do is in Zathura, a movie that nobody remembers.

Just-smelled-poop-face... I love these guys XD

if u guys want to read a GOOD DESCENT vampire book,read the Chronicles of Vladimir Todd. it's a better book than twilight, there's action. and also even shailene woodley said that bella is not a good role model for teens

@ciarakataria9731

8 жыл бұрын

Okay but shailene woodley isn't exactly the greatest rile model for teens so that doesn't really say much tbh

@mystictame69

8 жыл бұрын

+Suggar Crystall why do you have to remind me. I have to say, I cryed while reading it. I mean, the hints were layed out pretty well and the ending, from what I remember, is nice

@Sir_Crow

8 жыл бұрын

Or read Dracula, that's pretty good.

This is hilarious I couldn't stop laughing from start to finish. This summarised it so well.

Shovel face!! Lmfaooo

@HerrRoehrich

10 жыл бұрын

Just-smelled-poop-face! :D

@blu8993

10 жыл бұрын

I died of laughter when he said that.

Staring and mouth breathing are what make a movie man!!!

"This 109 year old shovel face" I died XD

Awesomely done Honest trailer, really. Especially the famous 'stare' part.

Love the stare's music !

I will call my best friends fish face and shovel face from now own.

@JeremyCuddles

10 жыл бұрын

He threw Poop face in there too.

@sryan9547

10 жыл бұрын

JeremyCuddles *just smelled poop face

Am I the only one who enjoys when the 'Even more stares' part starts in all the honest trailers!😂 😂 😂 😂

@Thecatnipproject

8 жыл бұрын

same here LOL

"And even MORE stares". The epic music totally kills me 😂

Why would you choose pasty Edward over Jacob? MADNESS I SAY, MADNESS!

@krisnorge5830

10 жыл бұрын

Well it turns out Jacob was really in love with Bella's baby that hadn't even been concieved yet.

@sturenorth

10 жыл бұрын

Crescent Rose, correction: Shovel Face, not pasty! :P

@FaithfulAlice

10 жыл бұрын

sturenorth Sorry, I mean Shovel Face not Edward.

@charliealmar8862

9 жыл бұрын

Team Jacob 4ever ♡♡♡

@sierragarabed1227

9 жыл бұрын

i know right? i like jacob alot better then edward he ain't has pretty or cool as jacob or have has good a personality he can joke more bella your lucky to get those two especially jacob i'd pick jacob

I bet it'd be pretty funny if he said the Hulk's sarcastic line to Loki: "Puny god."

"When shovel face is in danger of flashing children..." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is amazing lol! I love the Honest Tralier videos!!

The Twilight trailers are the FUNNIEST EVER!!!

@RicoX829

10 жыл бұрын

Probably because they're the worst movies - and books - to have a significant fan base (mostly females who are psychologically and socially disabled) in the last thirty years. THANK THE POWERS ABOVE that its FINALLY over! You are cruel an yet merciful gods for not finding a way to continue this crapfest... hopefully :-/

The accuracy of these things makes me fear for this generation.

"But... when shovel-face is in danger of flashing children" I DIED lmao

The "even more stares" part killed me 😂😂😂 These videos are hilarious

3:33 Wrong, good sir. The only piece of vampire media you should be redirecting people to is Hellsing Ultimate. Okay, maybe not the ONLY thing, but still, you can do better than True Blood.

@Azatarot75

10 жыл бұрын

Hellsing is a good alternative, no question, but c'mon...surely True Blood is better than THIS, right?

@SuperfieldCrUn

10 жыл бұрын

Azatarot75 I never said that it wasn't. I simply said that they're going for the low-hanging fruit. True Blood a better option? Sure. Are there a whole ton of even better options? Absolutely.

@Azatarot75

10 жыл бұрын

Superfield Fair enough!

@SuperfieldCrUn

10 жыл бұрын

***** Even if I was going to fall for your obvious ploy at getting a virus in my computer, why would seeing New Moon be anything to brag about?

@eduardosolano4337

10 жыл бұрын

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!