"A pair and a spare" 👏👏👏👏👏

@jimb.7523

4 жыл бұрын

Makes me wish I was born with three hands....

@AutodidactEngineer

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimb.7523 underrated!

@TWX1138

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Ensign Gomez, still not happy that she did that scene...

@samieltheinfamous

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimb.7523 Benny kinda has three hands, if you think about it.

@livinginvancouverbc2247

4 жыл бұрын

@@TWX1138 I was wondering if anyone else was sci-fi nerd enough to know she was also Ensign Sonia Gomez.

“Making all the great Arnold noises” 😂

@davidmcmahon4633

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite line and watching Arnold's eye pop out at the end of the movie.

@spankster009

4 жыл бұрын

I Literally "Can't Even" Right Now 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤗🙃

@justmika6964

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr? I had to pause it so i can giggle hard at that cause i know i wouldnt hear the next parts to it

@spankster009

4 жыл бұрын

@@justmika6964 I Had To Stop And Catch My Breath To Finish The Trailer 😂😂😂😋🤗🙃

@AlexAceves1994

4 жыл бұрын

U BLOO MAH COVAH!!!

"In the future we have driverless cars, but they still talk to you? This is a dystopia". Beautiful.

@ashleighelizabeth5916

3 жыл бұрын

Not only talk to you but roll their eyes at your stupidity. That car had a lot of sass!

My Sister-in-law got SOOOO pissed when she showed me her ultrasound pictures and I said "Quaid...start...the..reactor.."

@garrettwhite8943

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

@ComicBookGuy420

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooooohhhh, someone's dis - invited from the christening😂

@guitarninjarick8179

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA! That was great! I bet she was not amused.🤣🤣

@keithgifford2386

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@sideshowbob

3 жыл бұрын

@@ComicBookGuy420 & then he revealed the gender so they couldn't have a forest-burning reveal party.

It's just like Arnold once said. "Arrghhhyarghh". Powerful.

@TheEddieStilson

4 жыл бұрын

Arnold should have been a poet.

@joshuamanlapaz9380

4 жыл бұрын

300 likes

“Arnie makes a bunch of Arnie noises” “AAAARRRGGHH” Lol that was perfect 😂

@Necro_fury

4 жыл бұрын

Eaugggghhhh*

@joshgibson539

4 жыл бұрын

GARRRARRRARRGHHH!

@richyrich7260

4 жыл бұрын

It's like music~

@Brew78

4 жыл бұрын

Literally laughed out loud at that part. Can't say I'm not super disappointed that the 3-nip woman was mentioned multiple times, but we didn't get a single "Beeeewwwwbs"

@commandercaptain4664

4 жыл бұрын

AAUAUAAUGUHAUGHAAUGHAUGH!

"Who told you to think, I don't give you enough information to think" is still one of my favorite movie lines ever.

@Bananskuden

3 жыл бұрын

I often say that line to myself at work

@latingeek867

Жыл бұрын

"You do what you're told,,,,, THATS WHAT YOU DO!!!!"

"A highly skilled crotch assassin"

@jemiebridges3197

4 жыл бұрын

Also describes Black Widow's scissors throw. Either death is fine with me.

@MWorsa

3 жыл бұрын

Nut Job 😂

@Me-qp8vz

3 жыл бұрын

I think we've all known one of them

@antonycharnock2993

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. But SHARON STONE in her heyday.

@Jurgen123445

Ай бұрын

I guess she actually hated every minute of it.

I actually really like how the villain admits how his plan almost didn't work in this movie, and how many times they had to scramble to improvise. So many movies just make you assume the big bad is a low-level psychic who can see the future, because that's the only way his evil plan could have gone so perfectly up until the final act.

For a Pair and a Spare: We would have also accepted Three of a Kind.

@fergalhughes165

4 жыл бұрын

How about three-of-a-kind and a pair? .. oh wait, that's a full house

@shellyyork4972

4 жыл бұрын

@@fergalhughes165 or threes a crowed

@ballsrgrossnugly

4 жыл бұрын

"Trip nips" is also acceptable.

@idermunkhbat-erdene7362

4 жыл бұрын

Two and a half bewbs

@666LonesomeSailor

4 жыл бұрын

@@fergalhughes165 imagine the chest wich hold "the five friends" Even Arni Muscleegger would look like a skinny highschoolnerd beside THIS!

"Going outside will kill you" Good god how true that is today lol.

@HappyDude1

3 жыл бұрын

Im outside all the time and still alive 😃 Actually going inside will maybe kill you if you have a bad health

@alicem3415

3 жыл бұрын

I just assumed it was a COVID joke until I looked at the date. Why couldn't people go outside in October 2019?

@CameronBrtnik

3 жыл бұрын

@@alicem3415 smog

@anubusx

2 жыл бұрын

The world was still pretty dangerous.

Can’t believe there wasn’t a “beewwbs”

@michaelclark5523

4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for it too 😂

@Arnell_Long

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed...especially since she had 3 lol.

@RickReasonnz

4 жыл бұрын

"A pair and a spare" line made up for it

@Stevedoug17

4 жыл бұрын

@@Arnell_Long Right ?!

@Stevedoug17

4 жыл бұрын

@@RickReasonnz I suppose, wasn't as funny though.

"A pair and a spare" got me repeating that part so many times

Oh they finally did the GOOD one. *Clicks* Epic Voice Guy: "The good one" *Squeeeeeeee*

@DreddPirateRoberts

4 жыл бұрын

What, did they already cover the shitty Len Wiseman remake?

@facina3390

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Smith Derrr Terk errr jerrrrbbbsss!!!

@facina3390

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Smith 🐓 terk er terrrrrr!

@nerahm249

4 жыл бұрын

@@DreddPirateRoberts I thought they did, just did a search and I guess not..? Oh well. Good choice on their part. But now I suppose we need the BAD one now haha.

@dj__alien

4 жыл бұрын

*”Squeeeee”*

best line..."A Pair and a Spare" Do a trailer for "Demolition Man" I mean come on, rat burgers alone will give you 40 seconds of content!

@franktkalcevic5342

4 жыл бұрын

And they can explain the 3 shells

@_WillCAD_

4 жыл бұрын

@@franktkalcevic5342 That's easy - it's a pair and a spare.

@_WillCAD_

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I can hear that one already: "Experience a future where no one eats meat, and the rebels have to make burgers out of rats... but hamburger buns can be found at any local grocer. Seriously, that's a perfect store-bought hamburger bun. I have a pack of those in my kitchen right now. Have they had buns on ice for forty years but the beef got freezer burn so they have to substitute rats?"

@laughingkars889

4 жыл бұрын

Please. I need this!

@StormTalara

4 жыл бұрын

Demolition man for sure.

“....and, a pair and a spare!” I burst out laughing!!! 😂 😂😂😂

@sideshowbob

3 жыл бұрын

Laugh and a Half

@AlbertCalis

2 жыл бұрын

I just about died when I heard that! 🤣🤣🤣

Michael Ironside was the most underrated villain or anti-hero in every 90’s movie or tv show 🤔

@artembentsionov

4 жыл бұрын

He’s the original Sam Fisher, before being replaced by Flash... ah-ah

@demariushenderson1802

4 жыл бұрын

This movie, V the 1984 Series, Top Gun, Highlander 2, Starship Troopers, and playing the voice of Darkseid in Superman/Justice League Animated Series... was peak Ironside!!!

@assumptionisthemotherofall2402

4 жыл бұрын

Demarius Henderson excellent list!!! 👏

@TWX1138

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Ironside, for when Jack Nicholson just isn't interested.

@pinchespiderman

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget "Extreme Prejudice"!

Ok, now you have to do SpaceBalls: The Honest Trailer

@thefat400

4 жыл бұрын

YES!

@thatfriggingbathroom2656

4 жыл бұрын

Truth

@GameChronicles

4 жыл бұрын

Yogurt already licensed the honest trailer right after the lunchbox. 😉

@Anonymous551656

4 жыл бұрын

For great justice !!

@phillychick

4 жыл бұрын

May the Schwartz be with you!

The Krang joke had me crying lol.

@afzalbugs

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, I haven't laughed that hard since 2015. It took me about 5 minute to regain my composure.

@Nurgles_Rot_

3 жыл бұрын

Man the animated ones with him were classic.

@dsbmitchell

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and yes

I totally forgot call of duty black ops 2 had a robot inspired directly by the driver robots in total recall

@davidjones3165

3 жыл бұрын

The Johnny cab was voiced by Robert Picardo

@justmek1923

2 жыл бұрын

Fallout 4 lol

Do “Big Trouble in Little China”.

@adammac125

4 жыл бұрын

Haha yes!

@gregsimoes8645

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up Mr. Bullseye, you were not put upon this earth to "get it"

@ademirsegura6307

4 жыл бұрын

That and starship troopers

@alandgomez5905

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@alandgomez5905

4 жыл бұрын

@@ademirsegura6307 You get a yes too!

“Total Recall” Yeah, the good one. “The good one.” It’s like you read my mind.

@nathanwilliams4005

4 жыл бұрын

I fucking loved Total Recall. I did not love Total Recall though. Kinda sucked.

@samuelrodriguez9801

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathanwilliams4005 I see what you did there. :)

@jimmywu1011

4 жыл бұрын

They are here to be honest, so yeah.

@commandercaptain4664

4 жыл бұрын

The awesome one.

@thejohnson2328

4 жыл бұрын

What was bad about the new one?

"The robots took our jeerbs" Andrew Yang: "Someone say my name?"

Dunking on fools after he kills them... “Consider this our divorce “

Do an honest trailer for “Demolition Man”

@reginaphalange9417

4 жыл бұрын

Yes !!

@trinman500

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@jr2904

4 жыл бұрын

The future is a twisted version of Demolition Man and Idiocracy.

@mikezerker6925

4 жыл бұрын

John Stroud completely wrong!! We don’t use seashells to wipe our butts!

@jr2904

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikezerker6925 someone's gotta be working on that, we have 15ish years to go I think lol

"It's just a bonah!" 😂😂😂😂😂

@burger_kinghorn

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a tumah! (hopefully) I'd like to take this time to remind the importance of regular self-exams for testicular cancer.

@rainystorm88

4 жыл бұрын

Bryon Letterman I totally died

"it's just a boner" - i had i laughed so hard at this, ROFL - that arnold voice is perfect!

You're wrong about one thing - it's not a dream, at least you can't prove it is. One of the beautiful things about the original film is that they never tip their hand to tell you whether it was all a dream or not, they leave it up to you to decide. It's genius.

“Crotch assassin” 😂

@vellathewench

4 жыл бұрын

This killed me. And at the end calling her "nut job". Dead.

Eye popping Arnold traumatized my young mind for years

0:54 When Rodney Dangerfield puts his tie on a little too tight.

@michelleedomobi7824

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@killwalker

3 жыл бұрын

Pause the video then hit that timestamp 😂

@dsbmitchell

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣 the sad thing is i didn't need to hit the timestamp to know exactly which moment you're talking about. Underrated comment

Say: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

@Keithustus

4 жыл бұрын

Twig, which makes us absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become

“Pair and spare.” That rhythm so much, and the spaceball gag got me. 😂😂😂😂

I totally recall watching this movie

0:52 “And going outside will kill you” OMG I am literally dying from laughter! 3:45 “Nut job” I can’t handle this. Too much laughing!

Do “The Fifth Element” Chris tucker funny

@antonycharnock2993

3 жыл бұрын

Or "Friday" You know this maannnn!

"A pair and a spare", going to file that under one liners I will never get to use

Starring: Google Drive... Genius!

@commandercaptain4664

4 жыл бұрын

@Sakata Gintoki Google is making self driving cars.

Interesting thing I realised watching Total Recall a while back. The voice of the Johnny Cab is Robert Picardo, the doctor from Voyager.

1:57 - ATLAS in Wonderland! I love this guy - You remind me of the Family Guy Robin Williams bit "STOP RIFFING!"

A discerning cinephile will recognise for what it is... "a pair and a spare"

This movie's predictions of the future are scary accurate.

@fredfredburger5150

4 жыл бұрын

Elon Musk is basically Cohagen in training.

@joshuadshepherd

4 жыл бұрын

It's called predictive programming

@hurricanejanko7394

4 жыл бұрын

You mean short story from Phillip K. Dick from 1966 that this film was based ??

I saw this movie enough as a teenager that I could recite it word for word. An unintentional similarity it has with the remake is that it has a Breaking Bad cast member, in this case Dean Norris (Hank Schraeder) as Tony the mutant.

When he said ‘took our jerbs’ 💀

This movie is so underrated. Possibly the most sophisticated Arnold movie ever made.

@Slickster-rh3mn

4 жыл бұрын

It's basically Inception, but re watchable.

@morrison5106

4 жыл бұрын

i love this movie just saw it for the first time recently ive been going through all of arnolds movie recently since i didnt watch them as a kid and this is definitely my favorite

@h0m3st4r

4 жыл бұрын

More sophisticated than Terminator 2?

@RichardHorpe

4 жыл бұрын

@@h0m3st4r Terminator is a better action movie, but Total Recall definitely has a more heavy-duty plot.

@oneroneen

4 жыл бұрын

@@RichardHorpeI don't know about action movie, I would argue the action is better in Total Recall.... Unequivocally Total Recall is a better science fiction movie

“It’s just a boner” in Arnold voice is so funny hahahaha

@multiverse_media2023

4 жыл бұрын

“Put the Cookie down!”

@commandercaptain4664

4 жыл бұрын

"It's not a boner," Ahunuld said to a child.

@mattrobson3603

Жыл бұрын

"It's not a toomah" would have worked just fine in that instance.

"Total Recall... the good one" You know you are now going to have to do (or redo if it's already been done) the new one, and use the title "Total Recall... the bad one"

@Jebu911

4 жыл бұрын

I think they already did that joke with predator movies where they constantly mentioned how superior the original is.

We're all dying to see "Honest Trailer: Honest Trailer"

@avinashtyagi2

3 жыл бұрын

The universe would end

When I was in eighth grade science and learning about astronomy my favorite teacher showed us the decompression scene from Total Recall, he insisted that we “watch Arnold’s ears wiggle.” We need more teachers that teach creatively, and make life long memories.

The "Atlas in Wonderland" joke was pretty good.

Total Recall is awesome, I need to watch it again soon!

Awesome video! I'm a bit sad You didn't include the moment when he killed the cab driver with a heavy duty screwdriver. "Screw You!" I mean it was funny to me at least :)

"The Robots terk our jerbs" 😂

@mcgriff3195

4 жыл бұрын

TERK ER JERBS!!

@that1guy825

4 жыл бұрын

TERK DE DER

@kabouterwesley83

4 жыл бұрын

Tugga derb

I dont know what you guys think of Melina, but she was super awesome! She was selfless and gave almost everything to get the people of Mars oxygen. She was in that fight from the begining even before Quaid joined. In fact, I think she was his inspiration. He couldve gone back to being Hausser and have an easy life before meeting her in Mars again, but after seeing her so committed to the cause he fought like hell to help her succeed!

"See you at the party, Richter"

I laughed so hard at “Douchey Mane” 😂

"I've got fiiiiive kids to feed".

@paulmccloud9395

4 жыл бұрын

"Screwwwww youuuuu!"

@masere

4 жыл бұрын

"So what happened to number six?"

@perdition79

4 жыл бұрын

"Take them to the dentist."

@alandgomez5905

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@joshmciver4847

4 жыл бұрын

@@masere General Misquoti! Benny actually slips up and says he has 4 kids to feed, then Arnie asks about the 5th... "So what happened to number five?"

When I was a kid I watched this this movie and was like: Arnold, so cool! He is in every good action movies. Now I have grown up and watch this movie and I am like: This movie story is so much much better than I thought it was.

@samieltheinfamous

4 жыл бұрын

We Can Remember It For You Wholesale, by Philip K. Dick. Same guy who wrote The Man in the High Castle and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, which was adapted into Blade Runner. Also, the Piers Anthony novelization of Total Recall is pretty good.

@maddie9602

4 жыл бұрын

Paul Verhoeven movies in general are consistently _way_ better than they have any right to be. The man was the king of taking a dumb fun premise and making an enduring masterpiece of it.

@geraldgrenier8132

4 жыл бұрын

@@samieltheinfamous "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale" and "Minority Report" are same setting in their written forms" [so yes you missed Minority report in your list)

This is one of the funniest Honest Trailers...hahahahaha great job!!

"See you at the party Richter!!!"

@Nurgles_Rot_

3 жыл бұрын

They were able to at least get him one back in time for him to join the Mobile Infantry ;)

Say: “I told you never to call me on this wall! This is an unlisted wall!”

@clandez6021

4 жыл бұрын

or you could say "This is now.. now" "well go back to then" "we cant" "why not?" "we missed it" "when?" "just now"

@jakek1735

4 жыл бұрын

WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT

@TheEddieStilson

4 жыл бұрын

"Nah, he's got the upside. I got the downside. There's two sides to every Schwartz."

"A pair and a spare🎯🎯🎯" flawless victory announcer guy😂

"Making all the great Arnold noises" - I'm dying XD

I always felt sorry for Maria Shriver who you just know had to listen to Arnold’s Österreich grunts and moans when in the throes of passion. I imagine screening this film and hearing the same damn set of freakish sounds was like reliving their honeymoon.

"Douchey Mane" had me rolling 😂😂😂

Does this mean we are getting a starship trooper honest trailer 😊

@nunyabidniz2868

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefully, they'll work something into it about not having to get the oxygen suppository like in the book... X-D

@Greenninjadjh

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please

"Itz yost ah bonah!" Quaid, cut dialogue.

Over three years late but just gotta say, excellent editing splicing all those nut shots together. That should be made into a loop along with all the Arnie noises.

Say: "I see a little silhouetto of a man. Scara-mooch, scara-mooch, will you do the fandango?"

@gtametro

4 жыл бұрын

he already has i think

@Kwink

4 жыл бұрын

@@gtametro Oooh! You do not by any chance happen to know in which video? I'd love to hear Jon say it. 😀

@MrGenexxx

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes! I love the Beatles...

@nunyabidniz2868

4 жыл бұрын

Scaramouche, not mascara-smoosh. You can read more about it here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaramouche

@burger_kinghorn

4 жыл бұрын

Thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening

Do the Truman Show! Or Honest-Trailers: Jim Carrey Movies

@JJs_playground

4 жыл бұрын

Basically him making weird faces in every movie

@erguille

4 жыл бұрын

@@JJs_playground I do think At least the Mask, Liar Liar, and Bruce Almighty deserve their own Honest Trailers

@3rdalbum

4 жыл бұрын

I thought this was going to compare Total Recall with The Truman Show.

@ShirDeutch

4 жыл бұрын

There's definitely a theme to 90s Jim Carrey films at the very least.

Flawless victory and the Krang reference--fantastic!

"Mars.. Forgetaboutit "... made me spray my drink.

"Ha ha ha, you think this is the real Quaid. It is!"

@aaronmarks9366

4 жыл бұрын

Best line

It's amazing how you guys can draw correlations between movies (for example total recall and Avatar). It's an impressive the talent.

"Thrill as this Atlas in wonderland..." XD

I utterly lost it with Krang and Shredder 🤣

“The Greatest Sci-fi movie ever made Space Balls!” 😂

One thing I loved about this movie: You can't say if him on mars was the dream, or him on earth was the dream. Could go both ways.

@osco4311

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently it's obvious in the alternate ending that it was just a dream, bit I'm not sure if that counts

@therac197

4 жыл бұрын

@@osco4311 Which one ? Or all of it

@LEGITPURPOSE

4 жыл бұрын

So they should add the end of Inception on the list of copy offs.

@554466551

4 жыл бұрын

Dreams don't cut away to what the bad guys are doing.

@evananderson1455

4 жыл бұрын

@@554466551 you're right. My dreams focus on the bad guys and cut occasionally cut away to what I'm doing.

Never had the time to do it, but now I do for today. Thank you for making this video and all the other Honest trailers !!! This one truly honest. It was hilarious 😆 I’m learning how much more respect I have for Great Movies. 😎👍

Love the video as always but how in the world could you cut off the 'What have you been feeding this thing?' line... when he responds with 'Blondes' its amazing probably his absolute best line in that whole movie haha

"The best SciFi movie of all time" YES!!! In a world where someone thought another Terminator was something anyone wanted, we're still stuck waiting for Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money...

@GameChronicles

4 жыл бұрын

I’m still waiting for Blazing Saddles 2: The Search for White Women.

@Chokah

4 жыл бұрын

I'm waiting for "History of the World, Part 2." "

@Show4224

4 жыл бұрын

At this point, to be a proper send up of the genre, Spaceballs two would have to be a prequel with Darth Helmet’s rise to power and how Lone Star met Barf.

@gideonjudges7

4 жыл бұрын

@@Show4224 And unfortunately without John Candy... :/ But Bill Pullman as an old Lonestar? "It's true. All of it. The Schwartz, Mega-Maid, the Bearded Lady--All of it." This needs to happen

@commandercaptain4664

4 жыл бұрын

I like Mel's new title. "Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2".

Was surprised to find out that Robert Picardo who played the EMH on Star Trek: Voyager voiced the robot cab driver. Kinda' looked like him too.

@Doppleganger1983

4 жыл бұрын

if you watch the 'making of' that puppet even has Robert's hair line under the hat

@alandgomez5905

4 жыл бұрын

I never knew that. It does look like him lol.

@TWX1138

4 жыл бұрын

He's also the funeral director and comedy showrunner in _Amazon Women on the Moon_ in the, "Roast of Harvey Pitnik," segment.

@samieltheinfamous

4 жыл бұрын

He also plays Eddie the Serial-Raping Werewolf in The Howling.

@sunshineholmes3487

4 жыл бұрын

And he ended up married to a female gremlin.

Amazing movie even great all these years later

"Atlas in Wonderland" was brilliant.

"Nut Job" Oh Screen Junkies, you clever double-entendrer you 👏🏾

@deebosmoviereviews4868

4 жыл бұрын

The joke for Johnny cab should've been hello im Johnny cab in (Johnny cash voice)

This makes the film seem cooler than the film's actual trailer does.

@PanAndScanBuddy

4 жыл бұрын

They show all the action!

@number3stunner118

4 жыл бұрын

They missed the nut stab, though

PERFECT!!! "The good one" haha. But so short. Have to re-watch a bunch of times!

If I were to visit Total Recall, I'd have them implant in me a memory of the Honest Trailer for Highlander.

Please say, "Come with me if you want to lift."

Say "I'll be back" in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice

Finally the script writers for screen Junkies are back from holidays.

0:55 "and going outside will kill you" That seems awfully relevant now. Thanks epic voice guy!!

"A pair and a spare." I lost it.

that krang impression had me laughing so much!

Best one I’ve seen. Literally crying with laughter.

"The good one" It's the only one.

Say: "I [ insert name ] will wrestle a bear."

@number3stunner118

4 жыл бұрын

He won't insert a name. He'll say "insert name"

@maledollmaker

4 жыл бұрын

And is it I or (insert name) ?

The BEST Arnold noises in any of his films EVER

Wow! That has to he one of my top 5 HT vids. Great job! I'm still laughing while I try to type.

"Shredder get to the technodrome" Pure gold. I burst out laughing.