"We do not have time to help that lady with her bags. The mission doesn't start until we get to the country." LOL

@DelishaPowell

5 жыл бұрын

Jodi Paul yooooooooo this has me weak

@gingerunboxed7510

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

@Professorgutierrez

5 жыл бұрын

Wants to do ministry in another country but can’t do it here. 😂

@moonl0verr

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@Brucev7

3 жыл бұрын

'Get In Country'

Boys and girls can't sit next to each other on an overnight flight. 😂

@CinematicTechnologies

6 жыл бұрын

We call it purpling at or church haha

@cath7767

6 жыл бұрын

The closeted gay kids will be delighted

@isabelm8848

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao my church literally gives zero fucks guys and girls can sleep next to each other

@MelB868

5 жыл бұрын

He must be talking to invisible teens that don’t exist I didn’t see anyone

@carriesmith9714

5 жыл бұрын

Ethan Swords omg seriously idk other church’s did that lolol NO PURPLING

This is so sad but true. So many missions trips are hurting the third world communities instead of helping them. Thank you for saying this in a way that is funny and makes people think.

@matlag9327

6 жыл бұрын

Taleah O'Malley really? How are they hurting?

@taleahmiracle

6 жыл бұрын

Mat Lag Well first of all if you would like to really dive into this some really good books are "Toxic Charity" and "Helping Without Hurting in short term missions". We often think poverty is about not having stuff so we give them stuff. Or we do random work projects like painting the school in the video. But people who are poor often feel a sense of shame that they can't help themselves. We often feel pride when step in and do things for them hurting both parties. Instead we could be sending all that money we raised to a full time missionary so they can hire someone from the community, creating jobs! Or we give women and children stuff giving the Father more shame that he can't give them what you can. We won't take the time to invest in people and in communities we just dump stuff and a gosple message and think it will take care of the problem. Hope that makes sense 😀 Definitely look more into it!

@anthonyortiz3142

6 жыл бұрын

Taleah O'Malley So... it's a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation?

@taleahmiracle

6 жыл бұрын

Anthony Ortiz Personally I think LONG term missions can have a huge impact. If you want to do SHORT term missions I would suggest finding someone who is a full time missionary in that community. Someone who knows what the real needs are and will be honest in how you can help. Then short term missions can be a big blessing. Come alongside a full term mission and help them in the work they are already doing 24/7

@rebeccajane713

6 жыл бұрын

Taleah O'Malley great points. My grandparents were missionaries (long term, for decades) in a third world country. The best way to do short term missions is to help a missionary already based somewhere. They will know what will do the most good and what the people will need and will serve as an anchor for future communications and missions, as/if needed.

"Was this school painted last week by the mission team that came before us? Again, yes, but that's not important."

Do anyone in this group speak any Spanish at all? Nobody? PERFECT!! HAHAHA love your vids John

@lissam956

5 жыл бұрын

I do, why?

@marianescobar7906

5 жыл бұрын

Lissa M kid I’m just as confused as u lol

@rinku_yay

5 жыл бұрын

@@marianescobar7906 didnt u pay attention to the video

@marianescobar7906

5 жыл бұрын

Rinku no not really. I always lose focus easily

@rinku_yay

5 жыл бұрын

@@marianescobar7906 i can tell

DO YOU HAVE YOUR PASSPORT??

@leroylowe5921

6 жыл бұрын

I swear if one more person loses their passport...

@allie8237

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂it’s so true this Saturday I’m leaving for my second missions trip and that has been the most talked about thing. When I went last year and this year

@johnrobenault3140

6 жыл бұрын

One time I almost got stuck in Canada cause my brilliant friend thought he had an enhanced drivers license... He didn't.

@nataliemanahan5168

6 жыл бұрын

I almost lost mine so I can relate.

@katiekilcup8250

5 жыл бұрын

*DO. YOU. HAVE. YOU'RE. PASSPORT?!?!?!?!?!*

I posted pictures of myself with children from where I "served". I didn't even ask for their consent to plaster their faces oline. I deleted those pictures when I realized my intent in posting them was purely for self-promotion. My involvement in missions was not only meaningless, but destructive.

@MGAF688

5 жыл бұрын

I applaud your self-awareness. That is a huge step forward because now you can do things with real purpose.

@herlastvoyage

3 жыл бұрын

Your honesty is refreshing

@emmag639

2 жыл бұрын

Amen! That's hard for all of us to admit, especially those of who have gone on mission trips before

This is funny, but very true. Most so-called "mission trips" have almost nothing to do with actually reaching people with the gospel. They're more like vacations that people take to feel good about themselves.

I just came back from a trip where the pastor was telling everyone to keep the shopping trips and sightseeing on the down low so people back home don't get the wrong idea. Meanwhile his wife was putting everything on Facebook! Everything!

@AnnabellaRedwood

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! 😀

@gods_child_8398

4 жыл бұрын

Whoa! 😂😏

@ahill4642

3 жыл бұрын

😛

As a missionary I have seen both types of short term mission groups. The ones that come down with purpose and really doing change lives and eternities. And the others that are just here for a vacation, which is terribly frustrating. Great video, laughed the whole time.

@benjaminwatt2436

Жыл бұрын

I was fortunate to be a part of several purposeful trips. It can be life changing in the right hands

@practicemercy

Жыл бұрын

Very try. Blessings from the Mexico Borderlands

@WilliamsPinch

6 ай бұрын

@@benjaminwatt2436purposeful for you lol.

😂😂😂maybe just send money to pay workers there 😂😂😂

@emmadavis466

5 жыл бұрын

I've been a missionary for 14 years. We only use local workers. And churches don't like that because it takes away reasons to come. Well we don't like to see people struggling to feed their families... We pay the locals so they can take the money back home. What do we do? We make food and sit and eat with them. We take food and water to the workers. But we don't bring people from the States in to do work. We serve the workers while they work. When you go into a poor country sometimes it's nice just to give the locals the money. We serve them and give the gospel. Just my opinion from a girl who's been on the mission field for a very long time.

@christinaroseth5485

5 жыл бұрын

For practical reasons yes, but for ministry it can be a helpful experience.

@jred7

5 жыл бұрын

It may come across that no matter what you do as an American it's just going to be wrong. Americans, we like to send money, because it really makes the world go round and solves everybody's problems, right? Jk jk of course. then, on the opposite end we like to get so involved, go there ourselves, and solve other people's problems for them, and then take pictures with those people and send them back for the world to see what good people we are all in the name of Jesus. I joke, of course, about this too. The best way to consider the problem, is to imagine you just lost a loved one. If somebody sent you a hefty check to cover the funeral, but didn't come, how would you feel? Likewise, if somebody came organize the funeral and paid all the expenses, did the services, and then buried your loved one, all without consideration to your wishes in how to honor them, how would you feel? What people want is for someone to just be there and share in their struggle with them.

@coleburton3

3 жыл бұрын

@@jred7 If it was a stranger who didn't know my loved one, and I was stressed out that I couldn't pay for the funeral, it would be a far greater blessing to send the money to cover the cost of the funeral rather than come so that the the friends and family of the deceased could mourn together without the added stress of the financial cost of the burial.

@kennyg1358

3 жыл бұрын

Let them solve their own problems. Are they not capable?

excellent point as usual, this was hallarious, Its good to remind ourselves of our own stupidity every once in a while, that we can easily fall back into sin if we have the wrong motives.

@barbaradickinson8534

6 жыл бұрын

Lily is îu

@hyper4831

6 жыл бұрын

And it's just really funny.

@ieyeshiabates3556

5 жыл бұрын

🙌🏼

"We do not have time to help that lady with her bags, the mission don't start till we actually get to the country." Lost it.

As a Worker in a "prohibitive" country, I've appreciated each sentence and each utterance in this video. THANKS! Hope people get the message. You know, sometimes more harm can come by these "short-term mission" trips than benefits. Hey, I can tell you stories!!

“The mission doesn’t start till we get to the country” 😂

Secular volunteer missions have this too, though! "I'm going to Kenya to build a school!" "... And since when are you a construction worker?"

@for3stspirit

5 жыл бұрын

*_RIGHT?!?_* My friend flew down to Texas (idk where, think it was Houston) to go put up drywall or something with the youth group at our church. None of them knew how to do the job. No experience. They all had to be trained a tiny bit before hand and on the job.

@sciencenerd777

3 жыл бұрын

And Kenya has many schools lmao

@asinegaasinega

3 жыл бұрын

the point is- if secular, there's no spiritual component to it. You can pretend and nobody would blink an eye. As a matter of fact, I will submit this to you- there's no innate goodness in anything that's not emanating from heart of Christ. And that we do see in the world that is good is usually a reflection of God's grace in an unbeliever's life.

@yltraviole

3 жыл бұрын

@@asinegaasinega "Why did God create atheists? A Rabbi is teaching his student the Talmud, and explains that God created everything in this world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. The clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Rabbi responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all -- the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs an act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone who is in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that God commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. and look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means" the Rabbi continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you.' instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you.'""

@dirtdiv3r

2 жыл бұрын

Many would argue that very little is ever completely altruistic, atheist or not. Just because an atheist doesn't believe in spiritual reward doesn't mean his intentions are completely selfless. Also on the subject of building homes in Kenya... in developing countries, there are no building codes, sometimes no electricity or plumbing. Sometimes all that is needed is 4 walls and a roof, like in the example of Haiti where there are villages of tents. In many of these situations, there are foremen overseeing these projects. You don't have to have experience in the field to offer help and free labor. A woman last month asked for help cleaning up her yard... i'm no professional landscaper but I helped clean it up really good. It doesn't take much to be a blessing to others.

The one dislike = Mission Trip Leader

@for3stspirit

5 жыл бұрын

*My church's mission trip leader.

I am Kenyan. The amount of truth in this.... Thank you John

Hahahahahahaha ALL OF THIS. my youth group mission trip memories

@danipaul3915

6 жыл бұрын

JAIMIE KIGHT oh hey Jamie!😍

@timriggins70

5 жыл бұрын

My regret is never going on a youth mission trip as a kid

“What? No you CANNOT buy a djimbe! How are you gonna git that Home?!”😂😂😂😂

“We must never waver from our goal: to get pictures with minority children for our Facebook profiles” literally that’s what I hate the most about mission trips. Most of the time people use them to reinforce the notion of the “white savior” when honestly they’re usually doing more harm than good. Like he said in the video lots of countries have high unemployment rates and need those opportunities. But by going and providing material services instead of, you know, spreading God’s message, they’re doing those people a disservice and it’s so annoying when they post it on social media

@loyevangelists

3 жыл бұрын

sad but i think that many american christians see themselves as these privileged people that are going to help these poor people in need. as if the people that live there cant work for themselves

@mortimerbrewster3671

2 жыл бұрын

I'm late to this conversation but... When I was a teen we did a "mission" trip (not quite the same thing since I lived near the Mexico border and we drove across for a long day trip) to an orphanage where we did paint the dorms (or whatever they were called) and brought fruits and vegetables for the garden (planting them as well). Were those unemployed going to work in that underfunded orphanage for free and donate for the garden? We didn't have Facebook or any other means of "advertising" what we did. If the people in the country can do it why don't they? People bitch about Christians preaching their message and then they bitch about Christians showing their message through works.

@mortimerbrewster3671

2 жыл бұрын

@@loyevangelists Here's a thought, why doesn't everyone who is capable of helping people who need help no longer help anyone. Everyone for themselves and fuck you to everyone. At this point, considering the shits that are coming up in the world, we should definitely stop ALL charitable work, foreign and domestic. ALL give aways from charity and the government should stop and people that have money should keep their money and time for themselves. Those that don't have can take care of themselves without any help whatsoever since they can work for themselves.

@chrisc2417

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus wasn’t white he was Middle Eastern

@emmag639

2 жыл бұрын

@@mortimerbrewster3671 I don't think they were saying everybody is like that. Just a lot of people. Sometimes people do good and other times they just don't

I am a Christian. I love this, and thank you for making it. We have no business sending our children out this way. They are immature and uneducated. And maybe we ought to focus on getting our own country in order first.

I love how he drops a bomb at the end of every video and just ends it there 😂😂😂 always smiling at the end of every video 😁😆

You’re validating all of my teenage suspicions about stage and band churches.

@darknlovli

6 жыл бұрын

What are they?

@dow67

5 жыл бұрын

@@darknlovli I'm thinking they are ones that are big into putting on a lot of 'performances' and entertainment at their services.....

@MGAF688

5 жыл бұрын

The only other kind of churches are the dead and buried ones - i.e. the mainline ones - Catholic, Presbyterian, Lutheran, etc. So you either attend a stage and band church or a dead and buried one where everyone is over the age of 70 and ready to die so that they can get buried right next to the church (like most of my relatives). Those are the only 2 options for churches and I've been in many dozens of churches of all denominations and affiliations and even non-denom and non-aff.

@loyevangelists

3 жыл бұрын

@@MGAF688 where i live in Lebanon,PA there are a lot of Mennonite churches. i am sure that for many of you you immediately get some kind of mennonite stereotype in your mind. maybe from some that you have met or from what you may have heard about them. i am not originally from Lebanon but i have been here since 1989, i was not even raised in any type of church let alone a mennonite church. i have been in mennonite gatherings where you had a huge range of mennonites from black bumper cars maybe even some horse and buggys< i am not positive on that one, all the way up to people that look and dress like anyone else might dress. i have been in mennonite churches that definitely are not stage and band churches but they are not all dead churches either. they are kind of down the middle

Oh my stars! My feelings exactly. Too many churches call it mission work, I call it poverty tourism. Man! You hit the mark!!

@sandrasanders706

5 жыл бұрын

Wow has things in Protestant Christianity gotten that bad?

My favorite part: The mission does not start until we get to the country. 😂

I went on a mission trip and I felt so much guilt having these thoughts ... nice to know I wasn’t the only one!

When he said, "I swear, if one more person loses their passport-" I had to check that I still had my newly-received passport in my drawer.

I was brought up in church and I think this guy is hilarious! I always end up sharing these with my family. Thanks mr. Crist!

I saw John's show in Nashville last weekend. He probably topped Brian Regan as my favorite comedian of all time. 100% recommend seeing him!

@nerdoutstudent772

6 жыл бұрын

Eric Champlin THIS GUY AND REAGAN ARE MY FAVES TOOO

0:41 Someone walked by and turned to stare in bewilderment.

omg the painting part 😂

Wow! Truth! There is so many great points here. It kind of blows the idea of easy short term mission projects out of the water!

@andinbriwel1092

6 жыл бұрын

Nick Quinn short-term mission trips are generally just fundraisers for the organization that put it together. They charge you a ton of money to take you and show you where they're operating so that you'll be moved emotionally and send them monthly contributions. Some are actually doing some practical good, but sadly most are just very complicated fundraising companies skilled in emotion-based marketing.

@nerdoutstudent772

6 жыл бұрын

Andin Briwel Hmm interesting. Thanks for the info.

So sad but true. So sad most churches call mission trips vacations. Site seeing, doing things to help people, but hardly any preaching for souls. No power. No Holy Spirit.

I recently went to a missions trip, and this is exactly how it went down lol! This guy is like a Christian viner!!

John is speaking the TRUTH!!!

Ha...good one! Just remember, in a foreign country you are the minority. Keep 'em coming👍🏾!

@mintfudgecupcakes

6 жыл бұрын

sometimes :)

@couchtime3739

6 жыл бұрын

Darin Wood lol, same one time I went on a missions trip to Africa...have you guys realized how many black people live there. It's incredible. Everywhere you look it's dark if you know what I mean. Except for South Africa, you definitely see the light there if you know what I mean. Lol minorities Peace ✌

@katen6859

5 жыл бұрын

Majority and minority isn't determined by the amount of people in the context he's using. But I get what you mean lol

Hahahah 'we must never waver from our goal..to get photos with minority children for our facebook profiles'...literally every short term missionary from my church!!

@sandrasanders706

5 жыл бұрын

That was my fav...lol

Man, spreading truth through comedy, you hit hard on this one! Great work

I'm laughing so hard because last year my church went on a mission trip to Mexico and actually painted a school LOL.

@mallieroo

3 жыл бұрын

Did the school look like it had been painted the week before? 😂

Oh my goodness...........were you just on our church's last mission trip??? But you forgot the awesome coffee photo........😜

So sad but so true, I’m a long term missionary and I’ve met multiple groups like this 🤦🏽‍♂️

@user-fh9bv3vh3w

Жыл бұрын

My sister was a pastor. Went to Mexico to help an orphanage. The trip made the local newspaper in Texas. How? I guess my sister called them up and told them she wanted publicity? Yikes.

I love this video because I have spent three of my summers in college on mission trips actually sharing the gospel and seeing people pray to receive Christ! You'd be amazed, my church was not entirely supportive and thought that going up to strangers, building relationships with them on the spot and telling them about Jesus was weird because I intentionally sought them out! Even though I explained to them that God has clearly called me to do this, they still questioned it. Keep up the great videos and keep showing the church that we need to be the CHURCH and not just CHARITY

YES!!!! Hit the nail right on the head.

Gosh, now I'm having flashbacks. Honestly I had a great time in my missions trips but even I had doubts about our initiatives.

Too true. I did a mission trip to the tenderloin when I was 15 (I was raised in a very poor household, so keep that in mind for just a bit) and I found out after I spent a year scraping every penny I could find to do Gods work that half of the money I raised for the mission trip was actually for a surprise day at 6 flags. None of the kids knew that half of the money they raised was for a day at an amusement park that no one wanted. I saw a guy get stabbed to death in an alley (3 others kids witnessed it as well), and then the next day pastor was like "alright we've done a lot of good work, so we are going to have the rest of the trip be just relaxing". I really didn't feel like riding a roller coaster after seeing a dude get stabbed to death. Missions trips are a disgrace to charity. Do your part by yourself. Its the only way. Fuck organizing that shit, your money will never be spent appropriately.

You had me at the obnoxious yellow shirt. 🤣 Loved this, of course!

👏OH JOHN 😂😂😂 This video is absolutely one of my favorite church truths!! 😂😂👍

1st day REST 2nd day Shopping 3rd day Church....how true.

I've never been on a mission trip. My son has though at 14 years old. This is how he said it went pretty much. It cost us a lot of money to send him. It's probably better to just send the money it cost to send him there. They could hire locals to do the work. Missions should be to bring the gospel, I would think.

I was on a mission trip and you nailed it. :)

This rings so true it makes me sad

“Again, yes!” Hahahaha love it

Always a gem, John. God bless you and your talent!

Youth leader: “I’m separating boys and girls” Every non-straight kid: “I see this as an absolute win”

@wilson505

5 жыл бұрын

felt that buddy 😤😤

@ajjolly4618

5 жыл бұрын

OwO Yeet trans/enby kids: screams and dies

@wilson505

5 жыл бұрын

@@ajjolly4618 lmao bruh I really felt that

@wilson505

5 жыл бұрын

@@ajjolly4618 wait are you a trans Adam as well

@ajjolly4618

5 жыл бұрын

OwO Yeet haha just making an extension to my joke is all

0:42, the guy looking back like "what you say to me??" haha

I led a mission trip in 2005, I’m a Buddhist now. Keep up telling the Truth 🙏🏼♥️

I always know when there's a new John Crist video because my mom texts me a link within an hour of it being posted.

@compdude100

6 жыл бұрын

I always know when a new John Crist video is posted because a notification for it shows up on my phone.

@stanmanning9466

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha!

Love your gift, Mr. Crist! Our ministry prays for you and yours regularly. Keep on keepin' on! ISAIAH 6:8

Crist is dead on with western churches....comedy gold!!

You're so honest. My church announced this Sunday that there's a group going to Germany to spread the gospel. Wow, really. Enough is enough

0:55 Made me laugh out loud. I love this guy, his pretend stressed-out videos are great! 😃😃😃

Oh snap! That last part was pure gold. Love your comedy

don't stop making those videos.

When I clicked on the link it said 666 views. I'm glad I was here John to get you over the hump. :P

@amanda8399

6 жыл бұрын

Glenn Riccobono 😂

@matlag9327

6 жыл бұрын

Glenn Riccobono there just numbers lol

@kailyn7895

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mrs.jayallison4792

6 жыл бұрын

Haha!!

@savannahprice9331

6 жыл бұрын

Bwahahahaha!!!!!

This is amazing!!!! And the leader is the one who lost her passport this is awesome lol

SO TRUE! You hit the spot in a funny way. Thanks for doing it! Hopefully this will bring space for reflextion and change!

Nailed it.

You hit the nail on the head!

Basically sums up my attitude to foreign aid in general. My church used to build orphanages from scratch in Solomon islands with progress photos. I thought that was good. What I don't think is good is sending money to a country through its corrupt government without monitoring that it even reaches those in poverty. Or flooding a market with food so honest farmers have no incentive to work. If an item like bottled water was made free in New York City, vendors everywhere would complain they were losing business. Imagine how much more a thing like that can cripple a third world country. My favourite charity at the moment is Kiva, where you can loan money to small businesses in developing countries, without charging interest or giving a deadline for repayment.

This is literally the most accurate thing I've ever seen

0:43. That dudes face on the left was hilarious

It’s been a hard day. I needed a laugh. Thanks Jon! Keep it up! You’re appreciated! 🙏🏻💛😊

This guy never fails man!!! Well done

I CAN'T, "CROCODILE EARINGS" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

THANK YOU FOR THIS

I love all the people in the background who keep looking at him

This is too true. Great job!

Experienced many mission trips just like that. This was so on point, haha!!!

Yes!! Made an excellent point

So much truth under 2 minutes!

That last one..... omg its so true it makes me wanna cry

😂😂 “yes we are going to repaint the school”

Lol so true.....a lotta times the mission trip is more for the group than the people they serve. I’ve always gotten tons out of it! Love ya brotha!

Oh man, so dead on! I loved it! Especially that small bit about losing passports. I’ve felt that way myself on some of the teams that have gone with me and people lose their passports in the most random places!

If I saw you walking around an airport Snapchatting yourself with that hat on... and I didn’t know your were John Crist...

YOU NAILED IT!!!!!!

This is every Southern Baptist Church Youth Mission Trip ever.

I keep coming back to this 😂😂😂

Also make sure you don’t have an ounce of water in your water bottles while going through security.

LOL! Ouch! Amen...you do hit the nail on the head, brutally. But we need to be convicted. You're hilarious, love ya, Man. I just hope you don't get hate mail from self-professing Christians. THAT would make for a skit, if you do.

@momforfreedom9191

3 жыл бұрын

I’m a self-professing Christian and I’ve been thinking these same thoughts for MANY years. No hate mail coming from me! 😆

Me watching this in my bright yellow mission trip shirt

As a latina who has helped translate for American missionaries, this was just... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lourdesrocca86

6 жыл бұрын

Cris Espinosa también soy intérprete para American teams , y puedo decir que muchas personas vienen con esa idea 😐

@emmag639

2 жыл бұрын

Tristemente, tienes razón. Mucha gente que viaje a otros países no habla el idioma, tampoco conoce la cultura

That very last one got me 😂

That hurt. So true.

I've never been on a mission trip but I've always assumed this is how it would go.

That last sentence 😂😂😂

I was part of a mission trip that worked with long-standing missionaries in the area and actually taught the people about Catholicism instead of just building stuff for them. That was, in my opinion, actully helpful to work with established missionaries and teaching people about why we do what we do. I never posted about it on social media. It was between me, the people l served, and God. Not all mission trips are malignant like this, but this does happen.

❤️❤️❤️ This needed to be said!!! 😆

Lol!!! You are SO hilarious!! Love it! 😂😂😂