I'm still sad they never finished Church hunters

@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi

3 жыл бұрын

same!!! i love church hunters

@jeremiah.massillon

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah definitely. We need the third church.

@pamelas1002

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@zackdaughtry8325

3 жыл бұрын

I definitely enjoyed church hunters.

@libbynoelle

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr!! Best time I’ve ever seen

He holds that baby the way I hold all my responsibilities- At arms length. 😂

@mika274

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ekpiyalichai

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅

@philipreisler3323

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@izzyb5644

3 жыл бұрын

STOPPPPP 😂😂😂😂

Lol "he was reenacting the stoning of Steven" 😅🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

@triplejmom7826

3 жыл бұрын

i knew a boy who through rocks at another kid because that's what David did to Goliath lol

@hiramreyna4862

3 жыл бұрын

@@triplejmom7826 lol 😝😅 wow these kids?! 😆

@triplejmom7826

3 жыл бұрын

@@hiramreyna4862 right?

@ShamirYukno

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

HERE is The REAL Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

“No one cares what happens here as long as no one dies” is actually the slogan for my daycare!

@TehButterflyEffect

2 жыл бұрын

Nope nope nope. You start showing movies like Shrek to my kids during Sunday School or giving them coffee? I care big time and you can be sure we won't be back.

@jaredwoodhouse85

2 жыл бұрын

@@TehButterflyEffect What’s wrong with Shrek?

@analog-dEVA

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤦🏿‍♀️

Now I really want to call freeze tag Lot's Wife

@katywolffis7678

3 жыл бұрын

Same!!! That line is gold!

@david2.065

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that, and then processed what it meant like 5 second later

@danielreed3718

3 жыл бұрын

You know what. I’m going to do that.

@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what Lot’s Wife meansss...I just know if any of these WOKE peeps happen to go to church. It will be a no go to use WIFE! “Non binary life partner?” 🤦🏻‍♀️ I just can’t with these morons.

@david2.065

3 жыл бұрын

@@cowgirl_in_pink_pearls Lot and his wife fled Sodom and Gomorrah, which were sinful cities. God hated those cities so much he decided to turn the cities to salt. God instructed lot to leave and to not look back. Lot's wife was curious, so she turned around to look back and was turned to a pilar of salt on the spot. Hence, "Lot's wife," because Lot's wife is always still... because she is a pillar of salt And yeah, I agree with your woke comments. It skews the biblical definition of justice.

As a children’s ministry volunteer, a part of me dies when the pastor’s sermon goes into overtime

@freemind9721

3 жыл бұрын

You’re a hero

@Berserker793

3 жыл бұрын

When the pastor is over on time, I always feed them more snacks and throw more candy at them for answering questions correctly. I enjoy it. Can't speak for the other adults.

@hannahyoung3012

3 жыл бұрын

So true, lol.

@AllieSierdsma

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@AllieSierdsma

3 жыл бұрын

@@Berserker793 I enjoy too but when you have them for almost an hour over it’s rough

We don't actually call it freeze tag, we call it Lot's wife. Ok, I'm done with YT for today 😂😂

@dailylifeofjr4807

3 жыл бұрын

I diedddd 😂😂😂😂

@TheHoriginal

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I’m so confused at that one. She didn’t freeze, she turned into a pillar of salt. I could be just slow tho 😂

@sweettee6827

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheHoriginal She did turn into a pillar of salt, however, she couldn't move...just like if she was frozen. Plus, calling it Lot's wife makes the game "Biblical" or "Churchy" and not secular. And, it's just funny as heck 😂.

As someone who volunteers in the children's ministry, I feel this.

@jonathanpalmer228

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, pastor kids are just something else.

@american_patriot1776

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanpalmer228 they are

@joekerr5557

3 жыл бұрын

JESUS CHRIST LOVES you! Run back to HIM! He can Heal you!

@american_patriot1776

3 жыл бұрын

@@joekerr5557 will do

@jennessw8471

3 жыл бұрын

Those who work with the children are doing God’s work. 😂 you guys have a special place in heaven.

Hatchet and windchime, this is brilliant

@loyevangelists

3 жыл бұрын

a pastor friend of mine told me that he knew two siblings, one with the name Lemonjello and the other Orangejello. that is true

@BobbiGail

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@garybrinker4522

2 жыл бұрын

I have a Rooster, eather of these names could be good.

@Some_One_One

2 жыл бұрын

1:24 Timestamp then!

I used to be a children's ministry director...as triggered as I am right now lol this was really good

@regularstan6212

3 жыл бұрын

Right! Tell me about it!

@michaelbelcher8805

3 жыл бұрын

Was in children’s ministry for 7 years. Now the Assistant Director of our youth ministry. I am right here with you

@jaznjen9876

3 жыл бұрын

Same! lol

@KateFraiser

3 жыл бұрын

🙋🏼‍♀️ 🙋🏼‍♀️ 🙋🏼‍♀️

@cf_1204

3 жыл бұрын

Facts.5 years in children’s ministry

“As long as no one dies.” That’s what I say to the babysitter on date night as we leave. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hollym1751

3 жыл бұрын

In my church, we have a whole child care unit for the girls (straight out of 1982). I asked why the boys didn’t have to learn this and was told it’s because girls babysit to earn money. I refuse to teach it because it’s literally as easy as making sure nobody dies. Lol

@iyaayas

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! We met our nanny in college and gave her free reign on everything as long as the kids didn't die. Our kids were told when nanny is in charge, they obey her rules (more laxed than ours). The main problem with her was her constant reports throughout our absence about how our kids weren't listening to her. Our response: "Ok, what consequence are you setting? We're not there to enforce the rule, that's why we're paying you. Don't let them get away with it or they won't respect you. Just do what you can, don't kill them, and give us a report when we return. We'll talk to the kids after our return. Let us know when the house burns down, someone breaks a bone, you crash the car and have to go to the hospital, or someone kidnaps the kids and tell us which Hospital, Police Station, our other sanctuary to meet you at. I think we earned her trust on the "make sure they don't die" thing during a family theme park outing that included her. She took one child to have fun with the kiddie rides (their preference) and us older family members separated to enjoy the roller coasters for a couple hours. Storm came, park closed and evacuated early, and we communicated to Nanny our locations, meeting point, and time. During the chaos, our child in her care got separated and it took us an hour with the help of security and other good Samaritans to find her. She just followed someone else who looked similar to nanny from behind and ended up in a parking lot where she knew the general location of where we were parked. Didn't fire her and just reviewed everything that happened. Praised her for what she did correctly, reminded her things do happen, and had her come up with a plan to prevent a separation from happening in the future (she's handicapped and walks with a cane.....holding hands with kid wasn't possible in the crowd.) Solution: Have kid lead in front and follow nanny's vocal instructions.

@jhde9067

2 жыл бұрын

@@iyaayas what a story and what parents!

They should legit make this a TV show on CNBC

@HPTFan

3 жыл бұрын

Nah! Here on YT is where it is at!

@jajj0428

3 жыл бұрын

Christian and CNBC, you are de-friended !!!

@spilledsalt4862

3 жыл бұрын

Christian National Broadcast Center?

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

HERE is The TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@hannahblue924

3 жыл бұрын

Do you listen to NF

There are so many things in this video that are TOO accurate. 🤣🤣🤣 the longer the pastor preaches the more candy I’m giving your kids 😉

@Berserker793

3 жыл бұрын

It's so true! We were suppose to use tickets for prizes, but I couldn't find them. So, out came the candy!

The disguise. I'm done 😂

“Hatchet and windchime” made me start crying laughing out of absolutely nowhere in the middle of the gym

“That’s gonna be a ‘no’ from me, dawg.” Of all the lines I was expecting, that definitely wasn’t one. X,,-D

As a tv watcher, i would most definitely watch this for hours.

It's funny because it's real. It's heartbreaking.....because it's real.

@TheHoriginal

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaaasssss

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

HERE is The ONLY Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

"Lot's wife" 🤣🤣 but I'm gonna need this to be a whole entire series of videos. "As long as no one dies" is the most real ministry statement ever.

Omg, why is everything so accurate? 😂😭😂😭

@isaacwestbrook5393

3 жыл бұрын

Especially the pastors kids

@andra6a6b

3 жыл бұрын

When the pastor’s son was about 6 yo, he told me I can’t tell him what to do because his dad is the boss of the whole church and he doesn’t have to listen to anyone..😂😅

@karenmackstewart

3 жыл бұрын

@@andra6a6b a PK told me that her daddy OWNED the church :D And his son "made potty" in the flowerbeds.

2:30 The Lot’s Wife thing killed me. X,,D The joke is so creative, and the thing about basically putting on a facade of actual religious instruction seems unnervingly likely.…

@mujiescomedy279

Жыл бұрын

Probably to put on a facade of teaching than teaching kids about the minimum of 2 genocides in the bible

My mom was a children's director for 20 years, but I'm afraid to show her this. Her head will explode. LOL!

Children's Pastor here at a church in MN. 40 kids, ages infant through 5th grade. Elders just increased my budget for the current fiscal year. Not feeling her problems, but I could definitely use some people stepping up to help out with Kids' Church and VBS. Great one, John!

@Berserker793

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrystaltuckness5298 Ouch! Sorry to hear. My church is going to have VBS and I think we're all going to have a great time with the kids. Lots of games and learning.

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

Playing “Lot’s wife” instead of “freeze tag” STOOOP I’m DEAD 😂💀

Better be more parts to this! I love this!

@thesistersclub1007

3 жыл бұрын

Ageed! I was dying laughing 🤣. I need more!

@danlevesque5437

3 жыл бұрын

It said part 1 so hopefully every dept will be reviewed

“Hannah Montana: Secret Life”

@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭

The baby must’ve been a paid actor lol they were super cute

Laughed so much at the names Hatchet and Windchime.

@Berserker793

3 жыл бұрын

I can't understand why these parents are giving kids weird names.

Honestly I’d love more of this series😂

"These kids are actual demons" lol - spot on!

@crazyleaf257

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭 not the way it should be

The part about the worst kids being the pastor's kids... I dated a PK in high school, and it's so true. Part of the appeal was his reputation that preceeded him 😂🤣

"The pastor usually goes over on his sermons, He doesn't understand that the longer He goes on, the more out of control the kids get" True words !!! That's why whenever I serve I take at list 2 different activities extra with me, usually papers to color and if the kids don't want to do that anymore I get out of control with them too haha

@calliemyersbuchanan6458

3 жыл бұрын

If the planned lesson is over, just put on music or cat videos and break out some legos. Just good innocent free time fun. sometimes being expected to sit quietly and focus on a single activity (like coloring) right after sitting quietly and focusing on a single activity (like bible lessons) is alot to ask of a little one. They looove any opportunity to get the wiggles out 😊 I love that you get crazy WITH them! That's awesome!

@valandrobgood7184

3 жыл бұрын

When my husband was a children's pastor years ago, the senior pastor decided to end early on Easter and said "Go enjoy easter with your family early" But My husband was still giving his lesson and had to announce "Sorry parents, Jesus is still IN THE GRAVE, gotta wait a few minutes or your kids will spend Easter in tears, come back when Jesus has risen... about 10 minutes" Then gave the senior pastor heck and said he at least needs a text message warning next time.

@carolinerich7213

3 жыл бұрын

100%.

@kellypineda4434

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the advice, I don't really like to put videos to burn time, just because I feel for most of the kids Sunday school is the time to get disconnected from technology and internet too, it's not only teenagers or young adults the ones with that problem, also kids, even though is stressful as a teacher sometimes because we ran out of activities, I just think about how much they need a time to stop too, and only God provides what they don't have at home, that's why I like to get out of control with them too, I mean start talking, playing running playing tag inside of the class, etc. But it's true after a class they don't like to color !

@karenmackstewart

3 жыл бұрын

My "classroom" was in the open air, under the church hall. (In all weather.) When we ran into OT, I had the children sing the old-fashioned children's Bible songs as loudly as possible. If the OT was excessive, then they could play chases and scream as much as they liked. At least this warmed them up, and got them ready for the Sunday nap that their parents were also going to need.

Having worked in children's ministry, I can confirm this.

@TheHoriginal

3 жыл бұрын

Yep 😂

We have a nickname for pastors kids...we’ll just call them Preachers Kids here for wholesomeness sake 🙏

@briggyb

3 жыл бұрын

PK's is how we refer to them.

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

HERE is The REAL Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

What a brilliant disguise! Once that blond wig was on his head... I'm like, where did John go?

@karaa7595

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I've done 26 tours of duty in youth ministry. The ptsd is real....... ;)

@AllieSierdsma

3 жыл бұрын

How long is that

@John-cr7gb

3 жыл бұрын

@@AllieSierdsma 26 years :)

@AllieSierdsma

3 жыл бұрын

@@John-cr7gb that’s so impressive 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@karaa7595

3 жыл бұрын

One of the most important jobs on earth! I was an unchurched kid saved at 16 thanks to a local youth ministry. 43 now and still with the Lord. 🙂

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

Lol I’m a PK... hehe that throwing rocks as reenacting the stoning of Stephen idea was pretty smart ngl. I mean don’t hurt anyone ofc tho... maybe try flipping tables or something to reenact Jesus driving the merchants out of the temple 😉

@AhsokaJackson

3 жыл бұрын

LMBO. X-D

@TxJanna

3 жыл бұрын

I've actually seen throwing paper balls to represent this. but really 80's dodgeball was about that bad!

@AnnikaJoy

3 жыл бұрын

@@TxJanna 🤣

@mycupoverflows7811

3 жыл бұрын

Lol my bff growing up was the pk. She and her brothers would baptize each other in the pool all summer.😂

@AnnikaJoy

3 жыл бұрын

@@mycupoverflows7811 yes my siblings and I have done that 😂❤️

Can't wait for episode 2

Knowing John is the son of a pastor had me laughing hysterically the whole part about how bad the pastor's kids are.

My favourite part is how he completely fooled his employees simply by wearing a wig that in no way matches his beard! 😂😂

when i saw the title I thought he was going to be one of the kids

I can’t wait to see the worship leader one. This is gold !

@Praise___YaH

3 жыл бұрын

HERE is The REAL Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

This man knows his audience 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we need more videos like this

"So instead of freeze tag we play Lots' wife" 😂

John, who is the lady? She’s comedy gold with you. PS nailed it!!! This is so much like undercover boss. Just funnier!!

@StudioRMD

3 жыл бұрын

Her name is Beth Pillgreen. I’m pretty sure this video is a re-post from a few years ago. She’s not been in his videos for a LONG time. Too bad too. She’s GREAT!

@mg8849

3 жыл бұрын

@@StudioRMD I would just like it if he gave the other actors credit in these videos. It just seems like it would be the right thing to do.

@wowdbb761

2 жыл бұрын

@@StudioRMD beth has her own youtube channel if you dont know by now. i think she is funnier than john and prettier too. the channel name is her name.

This is the epitome of Ecclesiastes 7:21… “Don’t eavesdrop on others-you may hear your servant curse you.” 😂

“No one cares what happens as long as no one dies.” Haha!! This was really funny!

As a former Children’s pastor, I feel this video in my soul

This is excellent. More skits about lukewarm Christians...all for the Glory of God.

I would genuinely watch this....

Our church has an awesome children’s ministry. This year our church hosted a VBS that had over 400 kids attended. Many are neighborhood kids. We just built a nice playground with a large outdoor shelter when homeschooling or pre school moms can gather and have outdoor MOPS meetings.

Love Undercover Boss!!! I mean Undercover Pastor!! Genius!!

Church comedy gotta love it 😂 The world needs this 🤣

I never understand how these skits get a thumbs down.....this man is hilarious

😂 as a pastors kid first and then a children’s pastor now, I must say that this is so accurate

I am invested! Let’s gooo!!

As a former kids pastor, this hit my soul. 😂

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

Wow, this makes me so grateful for my church and our children’s ministries....

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

@mishcka525

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! My kiddos are never just a number (which is used for emergencies to flash on the screen btw, for those that may not know), we take the time to connect with each child. Our kids ministry isn't perfect, but we love or littles.

@britb1063

2 жыл бұрын

If it wasn’t for the wonderful lady that was my childrens church leader I would not be who I am today! She taught me to pray and she loved me.

Children’s minister here. Can resonate with some of this, though my pastors actually do know what goes on with the kiddos.

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

I would watch this...this HAS to become a legit show!

Oh my. Can’t wait for worship undercover!!!

Hey I'm in kids ministry 😁

@cjmarriott6267

3 жыл бұрын

But I'm a volunteer... Nobody gets "hired"at my church😂

Love that. Can’t wait for more!

When you have been assigned the new children’s church director: 🥺 Is this my fate? Lol

I was so mad when this ended, I was invested!

Oh my goodness. I am SO looking forward to more of these!!!

I am loving this! Brilliant !!!

Feeling exhorted. And so very thankful for the pastoral staff of our small church!!

Wow, I need more

Looking forward to more of these episodes. Very funny...... And true

Yes to this series 😀😀👏👏👏

😂 this could be a real undercover spin off

Dang, I wanted to see all these. The creativity of Johns videos are outstanding!

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

The Goat

This is funny. As the Youth and Children's Pastor at a smaller church, it's funny to think about the difficulties of a larger church's ministry to kids!

Not the budget cuts … 😂 and yess on attendance!!!

The worship leaders scarf at the end was huuuuuge! Haha

This is the best video yet... so so good.

I cannot wait to see more of these.

I'm excited for Part 2!

called out on those flat screens lol

Can't wait for episode two...this had me rolling!

Haha 😂 keep them coming!!! The truth shall make all of us free 🙌

Now looking forward to the next episode

On point! LOVE this series!

This is the best. Thanks

This is gold!!

Love This!!!!

Not me over here feeling personally victimized by headcount numbers. That’s my current job as an operations director in a kids ministry. 😅😂

@johncrist2991

3 жыл бұрын

Nice meeting you Fan--Thanks for supporting my Dream and Carrier--May God Almighty continue to bless you always. I hope you never stop watching me

This is hilarious, please keep'em coming!

Killed it!

Love it!

Omgosh this was hysterical!! I can't wait for episode 2. The worship team.. I'm a worthy leader so just by watching the preview I nearly died!😂🤣

“That’s gonna be a no for me dawg” 😂

Oh this is awesome!! Can’t wait for the next video in this series!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This is fantastic!!!

Please do the second and third parts to this!!! This was hilarious! Can't wait for the next one. God Bless!

Instead of freeze tag we play lots wife 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you bro perfect humor

The intro was enough for the win....hahaha awesome

WE WANT MORE OF THESE!!!