I put this fun video out so I could focus more on the SE Asia video. I really want it done by next Friday. Hope you enjoy!

@hapetE

6 жыл бұрын

EmperorTigerstar l

@ekmalsukarno2302

6 жыл бұрын

Hi EmperorTigerstar, you should do a video on the Indonesia-Malaysia Confrontation. I bet a lot of your subscribers would be very interested in this topic.

@ReconPro

6 жыл бұрын

I want an Emperor Tigerstar plushie.

@haydenfronek3810

6 жыл бұрын

Furry dad

@mountainlover8167

6 жыл бұрын

You kinda sound like Jason Lee

A girl in my 9th grade English class asked if Greece still exists, so I told her that it hadn't existed since 1967 when the Danish nuked it in the Greco-Danish Hyper War. She just said, "Oh."

@markgable1280

5 жыл бұрын

Lt. Daffy 😂. I can’t help it.

@anthonyrando6447

5 жыл бұрын

My dad remembered seeing the mushroom cloud from Italy

@gaveferia1421

5 жыл бұрын

Her history is wrong It's the finno-korean hyperwar, duh

@felixleidinger1670

5 жыл бұрын

@@gaveferia1421 no no no you got it all confused the civil war of the finno-korean khanate from 1976. Same casus belli, different war. I mean it's rather easy to fall for this, the factions in both wars relied heavily on the use of battle kangaroos...

@jandlyt

5 жыл бұрын

@LEGI0N Wolf I mean we all think about that,like if for example,Canada gets attacked by greece,canadians would hate greece,if our family members were imvolved

"Okay class, what began in 1914?" *I raise my hand* *"The Great War?"* "No, you over there?" -"World War One?" "Correct!"

@TheDragonCat99

6 жыл бұрын

CheeseBurger Jesus LMAO

@TrocaTheNero

6 жыл бұрын

You should've said that they're the same goddamn thing.

@adrianh9326

6 жыл бұрын

CheeseBurger Jesus 😂

@wxntersoldier

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf!

@arshamir3055

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

One of my History teachers was explaining the Franco-Prussian War and said with all conviction: "The War ended when the Germans invaded Moscow and defeated the Russians"

@SiberianScytheYT

4 жыл бұрын

Russia didn't even prepare anything for the war.

@whafflete6721

4 жыл бұрын

Nah it was ended when the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth invaded Stockholm to stop Icelandic support against the Estonia-Russian Alliance

@gamerito100

4 жыл бұрын

in Stall Nah, mate, the Commonwealth was defeated at Beijing when the Ottoman Winged Hussars defeated them with their new Ballistic Missiles

@SuperStar-if9wx

4 жыл бұрын

Gary Romano OMG YOUR GOT IT SUPER DUPER WRONG, the war ended when the Finnish-Bhutanese Union Sent robot-emus to nuke Prussia, who was a puppet of Liechtenstein, then the Communist Republic of Austria sent 20B troops to do an oblique maneuver, which angered the Russians which made them declare on them. Then the American-Paraguayan Union got angry and sent 200000000000 tons of Oil to drop at the Russian capital. Learn history omg

@SuperStar-if9wx

4 жыл бұрын

Gary Romano yeah!

"Antarctica isn't a desert, deserts have to have sand"

@rexdaylawn1609

4 жыл бұрын

My history teacher says the same but her reasoning is just to good to get pass she says that a desert is a piece of land that no plants or mid temperature animals can live on and the plant are also mid temperature

@imperialremnant3393

4 жыл бұрын

Tell her it has to be dry to qualify

@shadysam7161

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently beaches and the Gobi are the same to whoever said that.

@jjsdumbshit2792

3 жыл бұрын

😓

@bijntjeveenstra2455

3 жыл бұрын

wait what qualifies as a desert? does it just have to be warm,dry and able for plant or creatures to live in or are there more qaulifications?

I had a teacher who thought the Berlin wall was around all of the soviet union

@CDexie

5 жыл бұрын

But.... it's the *Berlin* wall?

@Violetenist

5 жыл бұрын

@@CDexie Berlin is obviously one large city, it reached from Metz, Belgium to Vladivostok, Manchuria

@nerodino5508

5 жыл бұрын

@@Violetenist And it had a huge and beautiful wall. We must build it again.

@50shekels

5 жыл бұрын

he mustve confused it with the iron curtain, an actual fence

@thespanishinquisition4078

4 жыл бұрын

Logistics be damned!

One of my 7th grade social studies teachers said that the Germans did the holocaust in *WW1*

@MrMoron231

4 жыл бұрын

Technically he could of made a mistake based on entente propaganda as that is something they said in propaganda

@unepintade

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrMoron231 yeah or maybe switched it with the armenian genocide

@mikegibus2840

4 жыл бұрын

@@orzyszindustries i mean, everyone did it at least once

@carsonclashed8860

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for the year to start kicking off my history teacher is gonna hate me I’ve corrected/added in to her presentations like once per week 😂

@orzyszindustries

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikegibus2840 nope tell me one example of Polish historiy

My teacher said the Colossus of Rhodes was in Alexandria. The Colossus of *R H O D E S .*

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106

4 жыл бұрын

And the Lighthouse of Alexandria was of course in Rhodes and the Library of Alexandria was in the Alexandria in Drangiana (Western Afghanistan).

@OMGUKILLKENNY2

4 жыл бұрын

No it isn't. It is obviously in Beijing. Civ 5 taught me that much.

@mroof523

4 жыл бұрын

@@OMGUKILLKENNY2 bruhus momentus

@Sovietube

3 жыл бұрын

@@OMGUKILLKENNY2 no that's the statue of liberty, The Collosus of Rhodes was built by the Australians in Paris 😒 China had been conquered by the Dutch in 100 BC

@jjsdumbshit2792

3 жыл бұрын

what

My teacher said “Stalin was the leader of Italy during world war2”

@manuekhuntyk2563

3 жыл бұрын

Still better than my teacher saying that alexander the great led the French revolution

@jjsdumbshit2792

3 жыл бұрын

@@manuekhuntyk2563 what

@jjsdumbshit2792

3 жыл бұрын

How

@stantorren4400

3 жыл бұрын

@@manuekhuntyk2563 wtf

@user-un2pf4ht9l

3 жыл бұрын

I see some cursed thing here

My teacher insisted that Stalingrad = Moscow...

@chiangkaishrek5123

6 жыл бұрын

My history teacher said that the Germans were at the gates of Moscow in 1939

@shaywright6608

6 жыл бұрын

Actually literally hitler I skimmed over that sentence and sat there for like a minute trying to find the mistake

@dangerjoe8911

6 жыл бұрын

Pie Does Roblox Same

@basilecambou2487

6 жыл бұрын

well it was in 1942 but yes, the germans did take moscow

@martinsriber7760

6 жыл бұрын

No, Germans didn't take Moscow.

This isn't a horror story but it's still hilarious. Ok, so, while learning about the Russian Revolution, I had this history teacher who was staunchly anti-communist. Thing is, he looked *a lot* like Lenin. So, here I was in this history classroom, watching the spitting image of Lenin tell us why communism was evil. Needless to say, I had a very hard time controlling my laughter.

@serglian8558

5 жыл бұрын

Lenin's anti-communist twin: Rimidlav Ninel

@heroomori3819

5 жыл бұрын

@@serglian8558 don't forget his allies Hpesoj Nilats and Noel Ykstort

@parthiancapitalist2733

5 жыл бұрын

Now get someone who looks like Ben Shapiro praise communism

@petermartinez4399

5 жыл бұрын

Did you ever tell him that? If so how did he respond?

@citywokbesitzer6834

5 жыл бұрын

@@heroomori3819 In which universe was Stalin an Ally of Lenin

One time my history teacher, when talking about the Yugoslav wars was going over the countries' leaders and a classmate in an obvious attempt to troll the teacher, asked about the Bosniak president's name, thinking her thick Indian accent would make her unable to pronounce the name. To his horror, she smoothly pronounced his name and then in Bosnian, called him a smartass(his smug expressions had bluntly told her his true intentions). Later discovered she had learned Bosanski during her teenyears. Probably the most memorable momemt in history class for me.

@marinerproductions1315

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, son. That is crazy.

@gonzostrangelove6107

2 жыл бұрын

Not many things in life as satisfying as seeing a smug fool hoist with his own petard.

I remember one time a guy in class claimed that the Viet Cong were able to escape American bombing because the trees stopped the bombs 😂

@laddiewink9895

3 жыл бұрын

Defonc

@ricefarmer4180

2 жыл бұрын

A person with Vietnamese parents I can say it is "true"

@jamaicanball6285

2 жыл бұрын

I mean………:::

@bno6156

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t stop it, but at least concealed it

@ironhorsehistorian9871

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

When my class was talking about Stalin and someone asked "Wasn't he the president of Britain"

@kazooplayer3

5 жыл бұрын

oh gosh no

@Violetenist

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, and Oswald Mosley is the president of _The Kingdom of Wales and Northern Ireland_

@_utahraptor

4 жыл бұрын

churchill the red

@Sovola

4 жыл бұрын

Churchill drank some vodka and became Stalin

@cowboymooman8776

4 жыл бұрын

*hello good chaps it is i, Joe Stall, Leader Of The British Labour Party*

In my history class a student once asked, "Isn't Japan the capital of China?"

@sciblastofficial9833

5 жыл бұрын

J.O.Y. *GEACPS intensifies*

@tmwombocombo4115

5 жыл бұрын

J.O.Y. My sisters teacher gave her a paper that said famous first Americans and there was a picture of a cosmonaut

@Htxfleon

5 жыл бұрын

J.O.Y. I had a classmate ask if Japan was the capital of Tokyo.

@willmiller5043

5 жыл бұрын

someone in my class thought the missouri compromise line was the equator.

@EdoardoLusuardi

5 жыл бұрын

Japan is my city.

8th Grade History Teacher: "Prussia was Pre-Russia and was the kingdom that formed the Russia we know today." I told him that he was wrong and started teaching the class some basic European History. The next week the teacher forgot I was in his class.

@brandonwang4270

3 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I thought prussia was when I was a kid. I forget if a teacher taught me that or I just made that myself lol.

@user-gb7cl8np3p

2 жыл бұрын

he forgor ☠

@lixobounce6588

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonwang4270 same lmao i thought Prussia was a Russian kingdom or something before knowing it was the one that unify Germany then i realized it was German all the time

@Enyavar1

2 жыл бұрын

The confusion about (P)Russia only exists in the English world, I think. In German, 'Preußen' (Proiss-An) and 'Russland' (Roos-Land) cannot be confused with each other.

@lixobounce6588

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enyavar1 well in Indonesian we call Prussia and Russia the way they did in English

So... I'm German, and my German teacher once talked in class about the GSG-9, Germany's police special forces unit (and I don't know how we ever got to that topic), mentioning that they were very secretive - so secretive, in fact, that nobody really knows what "GSG-9" even stands for. The thing is, _I_ knew that wasn't true, in part because my family knew people who knew GSG-9 members, to the point that we even had an official _souvenir plate_ back home with the whole name spelled out in black and white. The answer is really just a short Google search (or Counterstrike game) away. So I raised my hand and said, "Actually, the name means 'Grenzschutzgruppe 9', or 'Border Defence Group 9". So my teacher gives me that arrogant kind of sideways glance and replies, "No. Nobody knows what it stands for." I was left absolutely speechless. That's what the cream of the crop of Germany's education system looks like, clearly.

@DogeickBateman

2 жыл бұрын

Least insane German teacher moment.

@drkclshr

2 жыл бұрын

I guess a lot of education systems are like that then I think I’m done reading these most of them are about girls thinking stuff and probably never studied a map before

@alcedob.5850

Ай бұрын

that is innocent compared to my experience in school

My teacher said once that Hitler started ww1 Yea not joking

@sciblastofficial9833

5 жыл бұрын

vector WW1 started WW2

@masterspark9880

5 жыл бұрын

Didn’t you know that?

@sojourner.

5 жыл бұрын

That damn German Army mail courier, he was the one who hired the Serbian national!

@sciblastofficial9833

5 жыл бұрын

Alos I thought he was an artist Oh wait

@tmwombocombo4115

5 жыл бұрын

vector my teacher said he was just getting started then

I had a teacher who kept calling the Central Powers "The Axis" and the Entente powers "The Allies" and it almost made me go ballistic.

@DOCTORKHANblog

4 жыл бұрын

The Entente powers were also call The Allies so that's not wrong.

@gavindodd133

4 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean, it irks me when people constantly confuse ww1 and ww2

@bumpkinbee1524

4 жыл бұрын

I’m currently cringing right now because i used to think the entente was called the allies and only recently learned otherwise

@thathistoryiscoolguy

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@tip4307

4 жыл бұрын

DOCTORKHANblog yea but the axis lol

I remember a teacher when I was 10 or 11 told me planes were invented in WW2, unlike tigerstar I wasn't overly concerned with being polite and talked about the red baron and flying circuses in WW1 bcs I knew about them from WW1 documentaries I used to watch as a kid.

@whafflete6721

4 жыл бұрын

What are the teacher's response? kinda curious

@marinerproductions1315

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hermitage-xu5dn, I'm pretty sure he was mentioned the Air forces he knew of at the time.

@ari3903

3 жыл бұрын

@@whafflete6721 "Australlians were just ahead in time"

@Tigershark_3082

2 жыл бұрын

@@ari3903 "Australians are just further down the tech tree"

I got in an argument with my teacher about Hannibal when he went over the Alps. She said Hannibal was losing battle after battle and I corrected her and said Hannibal scared the Romans so much they elected Fabius as dictator. It was not a good day in World History

@ari3903

3 жыл бұрын

@Ho Lam YIU Nice reference

@Enyavar1

2 жыл бұрын

@Aq Qoyunlu True, Hannibal was a famous loser in battle after battle, like Napoleon, Caesar, Motors and Jefferson were, and that's why these men are among the most iconic generals in world history.

I think probably the worst thing I had ever heard was a fellow student ask my 8th grade History Class, "Wait, Vietnam is an actual place?"

@DonetskiLetsplayshik

6 жыл бұрын

Will Brown what did he think it was?

@alicebrown6215

6 жыл бұрын

rogbel She thought it was just a name made up for a war.

@Alice-gr1kb

6 жыл бұрын

Wow. Just, wow. I would get that with a not well known place, but VIETNAM!!! It’s... AACAMFJQRIYLWJRQRJWTLWULPUWEHEQDASSAJSKJSBEH

@chewchewtrain

6 жыл бұрын

Get the napalm

@Ida-xe8pg

5 жыл бұрын

one day i told my friend today is stalin`s birthday and my friend asked who is stalin and then i told him that he was the second leader of ussr during WWII and then he asked where is ussr

I’m not even joking but my history teacher once called Nikita Khrushchev the Prime Minister of America. I’m just gonna let that sink in for a minute

@somebodysomewhere9253

6 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHA YES

@mcveigh1579

6 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@linklgas1691

6 жыл бұрын

well theyre not wrong

@marcusbierman5310

6 жыл бұрын

What country are you & your teacher from?

@lewisirwin5363

6 жыл бұрын

Hey now, a body can dream, can't they?

This one time my teacher told us that Native Americans didn't fight wars before Europeans came. Like the Aztecs and literally every other nation just didn't exist

@Enyavar1

2 жыл бұрын

The teacher clearly meant more to the North. We all know that the natives north of Mexico never heard of wars until the Euros came along; they all wore feather crowns and smoked peace pipes whenever they were not communing with nature and having the Great Spirit deliver them fresh Buffalo meat to their teepee.

@dranflame_1236

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enyavar1 lol

@justanotheranimeprofilepic

3 ай бұрын

Ah the Nobel savage trope. Remember folks the native Americans were no more or less advanced than European aside from a lack of gun powder so yes they fought wars

@AchyParts

2 ай бұрын

​@@justanotheranimeprofilepicIf they were so savage, how did they win so many Peace Prizes?

Someone in my class once thought that Quebec was a city in Brazil

@the11382

3 жыл бұрын

Not even a case of cities being named after countries. See Holland, Michigan or Brazil, Indiana or Florida, New York.

I once had the principal's daughter, who eventually became her class valedictorian, ask; "Wasn't WWII the day that the Jews bombed Pearl Harbor?" I still hate humanity.

@sciblastofficial9833

6 жыл бұрын

It's_The_Milkman OMG JEWS AREN'T COMMON IN JAPAN

@Ida-xe8pg

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@tkPuncake

5 жыл бұрын

SuperYoshiFan10090 Studios still justifying on Israel

@tkPuncake

5 жыл бұрын

Hanz Fox we were already supporting the allies and escorting convoys across the Atlantic

@numbersstation2

5 жыл бұрын

@@tkPuncake The FDR administration was without a referendum from the public at the time. The public wanted neutrality and the elite wanted war.

Once in art my teacher said while talking about the Franco Prussian war said Prussia was a coalition between Russia and Germany

@westhuizenarchives2614

4 жыл бұрын

A piece of Paper I’m going to scream in a pillow after I finish typing this because this is too insane.

@SiberianScytheYT

4 жыл бұрын

... PRUSSIA IS IT'S OWN THING NOOOOOOOOOO!

@panzertee9790

4 жыл бұрын

As you can tell by my profile picture, I am very disappointed

@mam0741

4 жыл бұрын

*hand flies into face and makes a loud clap noise*

@sefhammer6276

4 жыл бұрын

A piece of Paper he had bad education...

Once, our history teacher asked a student where the Euphrates River was, and the student commenced to walk to the map, circled the whole world map, and said: *somewhere in this general area*

@megatiger2755

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they’re not wrong

@davidmoore1253

3 жыл бұрын

100% Accuracy 0% Precision

@thedarklrd6714

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidmoore1253 like a shotgun with 1000 barrels, doesn't matter where you fire, you'll hit your target anyway

I had a WWII unit and my teacher said so many inaccuracies that I nearly passed out. I forgot most of them but I remember a specific one. She gave us a presentation on the Battle of Berlin, this is all well and good until she actually spoke about it. I am a huge geography nerd and a history buff for background, in fact, I even won my entire state Geobee, so I was very well informed on what she was about to say. She stated that there was an order for the German soldiers to blow up all the bridges on the Rhine River but the Allies were able to secure one bridge, what she said next is the kicker just trust me, she said that the Rhine River was the river right outside Berlin and that once they crossed the Rhine River the Western Allies were inside Berlin. That's right, she said that the battle of Berlin was between the Western Allies and the Germans. She later asked me a question about the pronunciation of the bridge, (I was the only person at the time who knew a decent amount of German) and I passive-aggressively made it clear that the Rhine was nowhere near Berlin, and was actually what made up most of the French-German border by saying things like "the name of the bridge actually looks French after all the Rhine makes up a lot of the Franco-German border" (or something along those lines). It may not have been the best way to go about it but I was an 8th Grader so that was the best I could do.

@NapoleanBlown-aparte

Жыл бұрын

That just stunned me so much i completely forgot where the rhine was for a solid 20 seconds wtf-

I remember when my 8th grade history teacher said that WW2 started over Denmark and Sweden having a border conflict. I corrected him and he sent me to the principal’s office. Good thing he isn’t teaching anymore.

@alimneimne

5 жыл бұрын

WW2 was caused by Denmark Of course

@mojoforthewin3069

5 жыл бұрын

“My one dream is of a world without Danes.” -Winston Churchill

@sciblastofficial9833

5 жыл бұрын

jjmav9 WW2 Alternate History Sep. 1939 - Border conflict in Denmark and Sweden. Sep. 1939 - WW2 begins Sep. 1939 - Norway joins Sweden's alliance, forms the Nordic League Oct. 1939 - Germany joins Nordic League, NL renamed to Axis Dec. 1939 - Russia invades Finland, Winter War starts. Feb. 1940 - Germany invades Denmark, Finland joins Axis Mar. 1940 - Tripartite Pact signed by Germany, Norway, and Sweden. Apr. 1940 - Finland signs Tripartite Pact. Jul. 1940 - Germany invades Poland, Britain and France declare war Sep. 1940 - Axis invade Scotland, British surrender 9 months later Dec. 1940 - Germany invades France and Benelux. Feb. 1941 - Italy joins Tripartite Pact Apr. 1941 - Axis invasion of the Balkans, Bulgaria, Hungary, and Romania join Tripartite Pact May 1941 - Operation Barbarossa begins Jun. 1941 - Soviet Union bombs Alaska, blames it on Germany. USA joins Allies. Jul. 1941 - Japan joins Tripartite Pact. Sep. 1941 - Battle of Leningrad, Allied victory Dec. 1941 - On the Eastern Front, the Axis begins to be pushed back Feb. 1942 - Battle of the Arctic, Allied victory Feb. 1942 - Svalbard occupied by Allied forces. D-Day occurs in Northern Scandinavia. May 1942 - Finland surrenders to the Allies Jun. 1942 - Germany attempts invasion of South America but fails. Brazil declares war on Germany Jul. 1942 - Africa liberated from Axis rule. Aug. 1942 - Scandinavian countries surrender to the Allies Sep. 1942 - Germany pushed back on all fronts Dec. 1942 - Germany surrenders

@velenteriushendeneros3251

5 жыл бұрын

No Norway invaded Venezuela with the help of Albania

@McKayla923

5 жыл бұрын

No you are all wrong it was clearly caused by Switzerland

Once my teacher said that Asia covered 1/3 of the Earth's land area. While that is true, when the teacher drew on the board to explain it to the students, she drew a circle, divided it into four parts and marked 3 parts as Asia........

@MuyenKamran1nehal

5 жыл бұрын

I think my jaw just dropped by the sheer stupidity of that.

@christiancinnabars1402

5 жыл бұрын

She actually mistook her own statement of 1/3 as 3:1. Good thing she wasn’t a math teacher.

@jonahgraham157

4 жыл бұрын

Oh she definitely failed math

@glumbortango7182

4 жыл бұрын

I never considered how wrong you could be with a true fact, but this has definitely opened my eyes to that.

@triangulum8869

4 жыл бұрын

yea this is big brain time

"Netherlands was formed by 17 continents." the other classmates didn't say anything, i laught for one second then turned serious. The teacher didn't say anything and my classmate continued...

@arturnicaciodeandrade9861

2 жыл бұрын

my gosh, the dutch are too powerful for their own good

@thedarklrd6714

2 жыл бұрын

@@arturnicaciodeandrade9861 so powerful they're creating more continents than there already are

@kiyote437

2 жыл бұрын

The famous mutiny aboard De Zeventien Continenten

@Commietaku

2 жыл бұрын

I mean they got the classic Dutch expansion strategy right...

@TheYeetedMeat

2 жыл бұрын

Netherlands number 2 country, they dominated the entire earth in the what if?/xkcd draining the ocean scenario. For your information New Zealand is number 1.

I spent my entire childhood in Cornwall. I almost dropped the glass I was holding when I heard the idea of Napoleon Bonaparte being Cornish! Great video! What horrors you have witnessed!

The silliest thing I have heard in class (in university) was when the teacher said the Great Pyramid of Egypt was completely made out of marble

@udoudo6355

5 жыл бұрын

it actually was made of marble, originally the pyramids were white, the only reason they don't appear to be now is because they've faded so much with time that its impossible to tell just by looking at them

@EpimetheusHistory

5 жыл бұрын

@Udo Udo The outer casing of the pyramids was comprised of polished white limestone, not marble

@udoudo6355

5 жыл бұрын

@@EpimetheusHistory perhaps im wrong then, i havent done much research on the pyramids, it was merely something id seen in a video a while ago, im probably remembering it wrong, thanks for replying!

@BichaelStevens

5 жыл бұрын

@@udoudo6355 "Um Achshually!!!" "Oh sorry I'm just reciting something I heard through the grape vine years ago in some place I don't remember" Fuck off, yeah? People like you is why fake news exists and has power.

@christosvoskresye

5 жыл бұрын

Well, as long as you know it was used as a grain silo. ;-)

In year 8 we had a teacher who was teaching us about WW1, and she pointed to a map of Poland and said "Now the Battle of Stalingrad happened somewhere around *waves around vaguely* here..." The whole front row of the class just yelled out at that so at least there was that.

@sciblastofficial9833

6 жыл бұрын

Adonnus100 Battle. Of. *STALINGRAD.* Are you talking about WW2 or something? The Central Powers never got that far. Probably they did but I don't know that so correct me if I'm wrong.

@Adonnus100

6 жыл бұрын

they didn't

@strategossable1366

6 жыл бұрын

SciBlast Official / New Videos the central powers beat Russia in ww1. Look up the treaty of brest-litovsk

@MajinOthinus

6 жыл бұрын

SciBlast Official / New Videos They did get that far, but at that point the war was pretty much over for Russia and no major central powers units got there.

@Alice-gr1kb

6 жыл бұрын

Battle of Stalingrad was IN STALINGRAD!!!

My classmates often invent fantastic alternative histories, the bad thing was they did it while writing exams. Once one of them decided to put Venice in the middle of the Syrian desert. Another one was when one of them has written (jokingly, of course) that the investiture war was fought between Afghanistan and the Aztec Empire. Our teachers have also contributed to a few funny stories, including when my italian teacher has labeled Mussolini a communist while talking about the history of Italy.

@loldiamond1017

4 жыл бұрын

I mean.... Depends on WHEN when it come to Mussolini.....

@LOrco_

4 жыл бұрын

Mussolini was a communist, before being kicked out of the party.

@LOrco_

3 жыл бұрын

@Aq qoyunlu mapper no, didn't even know who he was at the time

@cozzaronero

2 жыл бұрын

It wasn't that wrong but still wrong

@bno6156

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, Mussolini labelled himself an “authoritarian communist”

“Stalin and Hitler were the same person basically. Stalin was a Fascist. Hitler was a Communist.” -my Gov and Econ teacher. Edit: seeing a lot of people being like “I can see why he’d say that!” Please read population statistics from the 30s, 40s, 50s, then reread my comment. If you honestly think that then I’m sorry but your brain is smooth.

@alexanderwhite7678

4 жыл бұрын

please tell me this quote was taken out of context in some way. please.

@nathanboeke838

4 жыл бұрын

There is so much wrong with this quote

@jacobweist6530

4 жыл бұрын

Both were socialists.🤷‍♂️

@nathanboeke838

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Weist and Denmark is a fascist regime

@ineednochannelyoutube5384

4 жыл бұрын

Well, not quiet. One was a sociopath, the other a psycopath. The rest of it matches though.

My teacher said Mussolini was a communist dictator

@TrocaTheNero

6 жыл бұрын

I mean he failed quite as much as communism has so not completely wrong. :3

@_imperiumromanum

6 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he was part of the communist party before he created fascism.

@BattleDroid739

6 жыл бұрын

Though he was kicked out later (and then killed by the communists)

@hemag3895

6 жыл бұрын

MinesomeMC Maybe they play Kaiserreich

@sinan5615

6 жыл бұрын

MinesomeMC He was, but then he supported war, which commies didn’t. He got kicked

I had a teacher in 7th grade who was so adamant that Hungary was spelled Hungry he sent a kid out of class for correcting him.

@fehervari98

6 жыл бұрын

NovusTempestus When the jokes become reality...

@user-qm8jh4wx5f

6 жыл бұрын

NovusTempestus I am a Hungry nationalist

It's not rude to correct the teacher, it's rude to let them misinform your classmates.

@iankuczura5278

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t be a bystander like the Allie’s in appeasement.

@SubSero_

2 жыл бұрын

@@iankuczura5278 Don't you mean the axis?

@SubSero_

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, seriously, everyone knows that Mussolini was incredibly cautious with his involvement in the full-scale British Invasion of Iberia

My eighth grade teacher (who is one of my favorites) said that Christopher Columbus discovered the Earth was round... no, no, god no... Still, she was a good teacher. She actually didn’t teach us a watered down version of slavery, like other teachers did. Thank god my yeehaw school taught us about stuff most history classes won’t: Japanese internment camps, Ghana and Ancient/Medieval Africa, and the Middle East. Also, Indus River Valley civilization!

@ABCD-nq3uf

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, I also learned about the Indus Valley Civilisation!

I was having a History exam and one of the questions was “Name one country that was allied to Germany in ww1, I wrote down Bulgaria and when I got the test back it was marked as wrong...

@seomi4657

4 жыл бұрын

did you ask the teacher after you got the test back?

@chevrolet-poitiers9507

3 жыл бұрын

Did you write Bulgaria with a CAPITAL AT THE START!???????

@jjsdumbshit2792

3 жыл бұрын

Did you correct her

@Killerbee4712

3 жыл бұрын

*throws chair*

@australiananarchist480

3 жыл бұрын

@EuropeBall Italy, Hungary, Romania, Bulgaria, Japan (nominally) and Finland. Six, however you could include Vichy, but if you do that you should include Yugoslavia as well, so eight

My US history teacher said that the Mongolians introduced the horse to Europe 🤦🏼‍♂️

@lfricmunuc4534

5 жыл бұрын

That is very sad. However, maybe she meant a specific breed or type of horse, e.g. one suited for the steppe-lands. However, even still, I cannot think of one.

@hanscherokeelaoluntok8803

5 жыл бұрын

barbaric tribes

@gusty_scarf

4 жыл бұрын

Did the Proto-Indo-Europeans walked all the way to Western Europe and South Asia?!

@BewegteBilderrahmen

4 жыл бұрын

That's true though, I saw it in a documentary about King Arthur once. Before the Mongols they simply hopped around and used coconuts to make the sounds.

@grzegorzkonieczny2682

4 жыл бұрын

@@BewegteBilderrahmen I saw it too

A classmate of mine was from Kosovo. Our 11th grade history teacher once said that the Kosovar guy was from "Azerbaijan". It was pointed out that he was wrong, at which point he tried correcting himself to "Albania". Still not the right country, but the shared attitude was "close enough." He was a fine history teacher beyond that, but that was the one biggest notable cockup.

@ThisIsBoogieJar

5 ай бұрын

Albania and Kosovo are essentially the same thing

@fakeskyler2305

5 ай бұрын

@@ThisIsBoogieJar Linguistically, religiously, sure - but so are Canada and the US. Still worth distinguishing as separate countries. Especially in the Balkans.

I actually did correct my senior English teacher a lot. The English teacher last year had challenged us to catch her in a mistake with an automatic A for the year if you did. Nobody did. The senior teacher was an arrogant "I'm older so I'm right" kind of people. (Her response when you disagreed with her her go too was 'do you really have the gall to think I don't know what I'm talking about?') at one point during a discussion of Dante's inferno she said that avarice was wrath, I raised my hand and corrected her, she said 'i read this book every year, you think I don't know better than you?' she challenged me to look it up in the dictionary. I did, and waited for twenty minutes with my hand up as she ignored me. We made eye contact twice and actively avoided me. Frankly she was a coward if she was afraid of something she told me to look up

When your history teacher calls the mughal empire the mongol empire

@klobiforpresident2254

5 жыл бұрын

They're literally the empire in the pic.

@belkYT

4 жыл бұрын

Klobi for President I lost all faith in humanity

@shahnazmirza2348

4 жыл бұрын

@@blukumul7889 the mughals ruled Bengal too

@thehucklebillyfenn

4 жыл бұрын

Joshou I mean technically.... Mughal/Mogul is just a Persian form of mongol. Sure they were 2 different empires with one being a kind of Muslim succession of the other, but I could see where the mistake came from.

@thathistoryiscoolguy

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

"General Napoleon was nawt actually Friench, he was born in CORNWALL" I burst out laughing.

@AholeAtheist

6 жыл бұрын

All these stories are horrific, but at least that one is kind of funny, because of the character portrayal of the teacher and the hilariousness of mixing up Cornwall and Corsica.

@qerwerg2341

6 жыл бұрын

He was born in CORSICA!

@fiyum333

6 жыл бұрын

no, he was born in CONNECTICUT

@fiyum333

6 жыл бұрын

I meant china

@plumjet09

4 ай бұрын

@@fiyum333Nah, he was born in Colorado

I had a story that happened recently. As a Ghanaian I know a lot about my country. My history teacher (she's actually nice) called Ghana during its colonial years, *THE IVORY COAST.* This grinded my gears so I had to correct her. She actually apologised 😅

@space__idklmao

2 жыл бұрын

It was part of the Ivory Coast area though

@puffer-wq5wj

Жыл бұрын

@@space__idklmao ghana and the ivory coast were colonised by the uk and france respectively, ghana was known as the gold coast and the ivory coast was part of french west afriva (if i'm not wrong)

Worst one I had - A science teacher said that the space shuttle went into the Moon. He laughed at me when I said he was wrong, saying "he was pretty sure the space shuttle went to the moon." It took me opening up our textbook and showing him it was the Saturn V to convince him otherwise.

@spatialex

Жыл бұрын

As a space fan I can say that you are a hero acting in the shadows.

Remember when Abraham Lincoln was inaugurated as President of the United States back in 1964? I think his running mate was Andrew Jackson and they were elected to fight the Mexico war

@kylelapointe2289

6 жыл бұрын

That just gave me the mental image of Abraham Lincoln and Andrew Jackson in heuy choppers with m16 rifles fighting communists.

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447

6 жыл бұрын

Plaster the word 'MERHKA on it and hyperpatriots will eat it up.

@mentalillness1574

6 жыл бұрын

*the mexico war*

@Colddirector

6 жыл бұрын

Ramses II the Great to be fair I think old hickory would be pretty up for it. But yeah, anyway. Back when the Russians became filthy communists back in the war of 1812, America assumed its role of World Savior to push back the filthy commies, but they, through Fidel Castro, turned Mexico communist. That's what started the Mexico War.

@amon8562

6 жыл бұрын

and after that, Henry Ford became president with John Adams as Vice President and the helped win the Australian-Persian war in Soviet Canada.

This happened in my english class, we were reading othello and the teacher wanted to show us where venice is. She found a screen shot from europa universalis 3 and the map was filled with the weird border gore you found in that game

@Debre.

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@theultimatesharpshooter6734

6 жыл бұрын

:D. Would have been more funny if she opened up EU3 to her saved game :D:D

@asherketchup7013

6 жыл бұрын

Did she even know that was a *video game*

In middle school I mentioned Denmark in some conversation with my art teacher and she says “Denmark is a country?” and when I reply with “Yes. It’s part of Scandinavia.” she says “So it’s part of a country called a Scandinavia?” At least she wasn’t teaching geography or history.

@chevrolet-poitiers9507

3 жыл бұрын

Pluto you are spreading false facts! It is obvious that Denmark isn’t real, silly.

@lixobounce6588

2 жыл бұрын

hey i mean it used to be part of Scandinavia, but called "Kalmar union"

Once my geography teacher said it was weird Germany traded so much since it has no coastline. I squirmed.

@Tobi-ln9xr

Жыл бұрын

"Weird that the German empire had the 2nd biggest navy in the world without a coastline“

I remember when my 4th grade teacher told us that pompeii was in Greece so I called her out in class, she never liked me again after that

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's what you get when correcting teachers most of the times, that and bad grades.

@torcaace

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 i don't

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106

4 жыл бұрын

@@torcaace It depends on the teacher.

@newstartyt3700

4 жыл бұрын

Teachers don't like students being smarter because it's "rude"

@shadowguardian3612

4 жыл бұрын

@@newstartyt3700 idk when i was in school that never was a thing.

I once had a teacher tell us about the alliances in World War I by using a colored map of modern day, post Cold War Europe....let that sink in for a minute.

@goldenfoxa1810

6 жыл бұрын

marvelfannumber1 that happens quite often

@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447

6 жыл бұрын

*Slow clap*

@icantcomeupwithagoodusername

6 жыл бұрын

"The central poewers of ww1 consisted of germany, austria hungary, the ottaman empire and bulgiaria" shows map of NATO with hungary,germany,bulgaria and turkey in NATO

@marvelfannumber1

6 жыл бұрын

+xXsniperXx roblox It didn't show NATO or anything like that. It was a blank modern map with Germany and Austria colored red and France, UK, Serbia and Russia colored blue. Turkey and Bulgaria weren't shown I guess because it was trying to show 1914. There's of course the unfortunate fact that Russia and Germany today don't even border eachother...and neither do Austria and Serbia.

@candlelight_8182

6 жыл бұрын

Don't make me cringe!

Still remember the time one of my history teacher labeled Poland as the United states *S H E L I T E R A L L Y I S A A M E R I C A N* Also she labeled Russia as FrAnCe Germany as Turkey Norway as Michigan (not even a country) Tunisia (the map has north africa) as Bulgaria Greece as Morocco Croatia was Bosnia (I could forgive that since they border eachother) And lastly Lithuania as Alabama.... what makes this bad, she was born in Birmingham Alabama

@BoberBoomMan

2 жыл бұрын

“Born in Birmingham Alabama” She really wasn’t helping with stereotypes associated with her state lol

@Selmarya

2 жыл бұрын

@@BoberBoomMan exactly, I actually asked her if she meant Birmingham England and she said "no, I've never even been to England before" I eventually got fed up and asked another history teacher if she is crazy or if I was wrong. That teacher just sighed and then said "yep, that sounds alot like Mrs k" Idk if the teacher still works at the school but atleast I hope she now is not inaccurate, or atleast that inaccurate

@DugrozReports

Жыл бұрын

In what context? Did a student dare her to label a blank map or something? If you are that ignorant of a subject, I'd think you'd at least rely on pre-labled maps . . .

@borritoguy2286

Жыл бұрын

I mean....she IS American so.....

"it was not until the magna carta was signed in the 1600s, when monarchs across Europe began to lose power" My Geography Teacher

@Stettafire

2 жыл бұрын

As a Brit, that hurts me

You should speak out now that you are in college. If the professor is worth anything he will be thankful that you stopped him from teaching misinformation.

@TedinLasVegas

6 жыл бұрын

Most of them got REALLY angry with me even though I was polite about it.

@jacobgarrison1510

6 жыл бұрын

Elan Cook Exactly! They aren't just teachers in most cases they are academics who publish papers of their own, if they have a mistake someone pointing it out is really helpful.

@kutchinka4062

6 жыл бұрын

the only thing you should be careful of is not calling out truth as mistakes. i did that once in class and while the teacher wasn't angry at me it made me look like an idiot. on the other hand, there where several other ocassions in which i corected teachers.

@jacobgarrison1510

6 жыл бұрын

Theodore Sell What country are you in? In my experience all over the states professors are receptive to correction.

@kessler_could_not_care

6 жыл бұрын

I agree, but one should be cautious, as college professors are heavily stressed and easy to piss off

That map of the Ottoman Empire fills me with pain on levels I cannot even fathom ways to describe

@jsmith4liberty

6 жыл бұрын

Andem What's worse is that there are several innacuracies with that map as well

@qerwerg2341

6 жыл бұрын

No, it is the "EGYPTIAN" map

@henriquepacheco7473

4 жыл бұрын

@@rnrailproductions5049 Ceddin deden *neslin* baban, ackchyually.

Because of the title i thought it was gonna go like "the lights turned off and when they came back on lenin was standing in the corner"

I remember my history class in the 10th grade. The history teacher stated the lesson by saying “Okay class, today we’ll be discussing the Underground Railroad.” A girl in my who was usually silent got the courage to say “Oh I know all about that.” Astonished by the out of nowhere outburst, my history teacher said “Is that so? Would you like to tell the class what you know?” The girl said “Sure. I rode that through the subway last week.” True Story

@cupwasneverhere

Жыл бұрын

Oh my GOD this hurts

My art teacher told us Russia used to be Prussia

@possiblystappert4315

6 жыл бұрын

Oh god, that's bad.

@fehervari98

6 жыл бұрын

Well, partially yes (Kaliningrad)

@arshamir3055

6 жыл бұрын

TheOrangeCouchProductions R I DEID LAUGHING

@inderpreetsingh7429

6 жыл бұрын

TheOrangeCouchProductions R lol

@sagnik2693

6 жыл бұрын

he probably formed Russia from prussia in eu iv

7th Grade teacher confused the Huns and the Mongol Empire, almost got detention for pointing that one out.

@tmwombocombo4115

5 жыл бұрын

Tyler Keck my friend got mad at me because I was singing “to defeat the hun” and then he claimed the hun were germans and that the song is wrong and its supposed to be Hans

@Violetenist

5 жыл бұрын

Never knew the Germans are considered "Hans" as their race

In 7th grade, my history teacher said alfred dreifus was excecuted after his trial for alleged betrayel of france. When i corected her and said he was merely imprisoned she just continued the class and ignored me but another teacher who was present in the class looked it up and backed me up. The look on the first teacher was priceless

@ellidominusser1138

Жыл бұрын

Who was Alfred Dreifus

@aureliaqueen8753

10 ай бұрын

@@ellidominusser1138 Alfred Dreyfus was a french artillery (I think?) officer of Jewish ancestry. I'm not gonna go into too much detail but he is known for the Dreyfus Affair. He was accused of being a spy for the Germans and was was sentenced to life imprisonment (as the OP said) on Devil's Island. His brother worked with a journalist called Bernard Lazare to prove the innocence of Alfred Dreyfus. The head of counter-espionage found proof that the actual spy was Ferdinand Walsin Esterhazy although the general staff refused to reconsider the judgement. In July 1897, Dreyfus's family contacted the President of the Senate Auguste Scheurer-Kestner to draw attention to the weakness of the evidence against Dreyfus. Scheurer-Kestner reported three months later that he was convinced Dreyfus was innocent, and persuaded Georges Clemenceau, a newspaper reporter and former member of the Chamber of Deputies, of the same. In the same month, Mathieu Dreyfus complained about Esterhazy to the Ministry of War. In January 1898 two events raised the case to national prominence: Esterhazy was acquitted of treason charges (subsequently shaving his moustache and fleeing France), and Émile Zola published his J'accuse...!, a Dreyfusard declaration that rallied many intellectuals to Dreyfus's cause. France became increasingly divided over the case, and the issue continued to be hotly debated until the end of the century. Antisemitic riots erupted in more than twenty French cities, and several deaths resulted in Algiers from rioting. Despite covert attempts by the army to quash the case, the initial conviction was annulled by the Supreme Court after a thorough investigation. A new court-martial was held at Rennes in 1899. Dreyfus was convicted again and sentenced to ten years of hard labour, though the sentence was commuted due to extenuating circumstances. Dreyfus accepted the presidential pardon granted by President Émile Loubet. In 1906 his innocence was officially established by an irrevocable judgement of the Supreme Court. Dreyfus was reinstated in the army with the rank of Major and participated in the First World War. He died in 1935.

@janetestherina7169

9 ай бұрын

​@@ellidominusser1138 look up the dreyfus affair

This hasn't much to do with History, but it's along the same line. When I was in 1st Grade, my teacher was going over a bit of World Geography and we got to Southeast Asia, she kept pointing at _Taiwan_ and called it "Thailand", I, being so young, interrupted and told her that what she was pointing at was _Taiwan_ not Thailand, and she of course reiterated that she _was_ pointing at Thailand and not Taiwan. Needless to say this went back and forth for a bit before she threatened to send me to the principal. Y'know why I was so adamant in doing this? I am of Thai-Filipino descent, my father was born in Thailand and lived there for most of his life, I had told basically everyone I knew back then that I was Thai-Filipino, and even the teacher knew that... I still joke about that incident to this very day.

@thatoneguynextdoor8794

2 жыл бұрын

Taiwan is a rightful part of Thailand!

I remember when Cornish Napoleon took charge of the New Kingdom of Egypt and expanded it to go as far as Algeria and the Balkans. He did it with the help of his two best generals George Jackson and Frederick X

@michaelkaminski1166

4 жыл бұрын

pirsicola tortellini I thought it was General Thomas Washington.

@pirsicolatortellini3801

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelkaminski1166 no no that was the 23rd president of the New Kingdom of Egypt, he was born in Corswall like Napoleon

@nikitahichoii482

4 жыл бұрын

But Algeria is in the Americas, and they werent discovered until the XIX century. Napoleon was born in 1489. Learn history please

@LOrco_

4 жыл бұрын

After eight months, still waiting for someone to r/woooosh

@FlendarGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@LOrco_ It will come eventually, i respect the dedication

Did you know that America won its independents from France in 1812? Trust me I’m a historian

@jeremycalderon2313

6 жыл бұрын

No no no, it was Belgium

@kevinrendon8397

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it was in 1865 where they won their independence in the American civil war

@iainhansen1047

6 жыл бұрын

Godzilla's Wrath no no no that is a common misconception. The American civil war was when America split between north and south over a disagreement about wether or not to join the Soviet Union.

@linklgas1691

6 жыл бұрын

wrong again, it was whether or not they should depose the queen of antarctica

@olympia5758

6 жыл бұрын

America got independence from Germany in 1836 you idiots.

I always imagined, if I was a history teacher I would show the young students Monty Python's Holy Grail and Life of Brian as serious historical movies.

My teacher told me there were no good guys and bad guys in the american civil war and that the south really didn't do anything wrong. I live in Texas

I had a teacher that said when the Roman Empire became Christian it was the Holy Roman Empire I wanted to scream

@thedanishcommunist1535

4 жыл бұрын

The Roman empire did become Christian though

@SiberianScytheYT

4 жыл бұрын

@@thedanishcommunist1535 but that doesn't mean it became another thing, the HRE and the Roman Empire are totally different things that have completely different history, one is Roman (duh) and the other is Germanic

@randomswedishboi1450

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks God I never withnessed that horror that you lived.

@jjsdumbshit2792

3 жыл бұрын

@@SiberianScytheYT Yes

@jjsdumbshit2792

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedanishcommunist1535 That’s true

You said Balkans and I went "Oh, no it's the Ottomans, isn't it?"

@milutin.mp4

4 жыл бұрын

When I saw the Ottoman map, I wanted to strangle someone, recognized it before he said it.... Context: I live in Balkan

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106

4 жыл бұрын

@@milutin.mp4 Well it could have been easily Alexander the Great's, Roman or East Roman (Byzantium) Empire.

@milutin.mp4

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 It could have, but I've been looking at this map for years in school, almost anyone from (central/northern) Balkan would recognise it's Ottomans

@mitsvanmitsvanio6106

4 жыл бұрын

@@milutin.mp4 I am from Greece and I recognised this cursed image that the Ottoman Empire is. Though I thought you were refering that you thought it was the Ottomans before he showed the image.

@milutin.mp4

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitsvanmitsvanio6106 Gotcha, brother. Sending love from Serbia!

In English class, we had a story called the "last lesson" which was set during Franco-Prussian war. We had this story in two separate grades and the teachers told us that it was set in WW2 and WW1 on those separate occation.

My history teacher tried to tell us that Franklin D Roosevelt and Theodore Roosevelt were the same person. In her defence, we’re not American (were irish) but still. I actually asked her about it and she didn’t acknowledge it and told me I was wrong soo

@deutscherdoggo

3 жыл бұрын

If they were the Same President they would have won 6 elections

When you confuse Egypt as the Ottoman Empire. 🤔 RIP my mind.

@amcolon99

6 жыл бұрын

I still remember that one day when the Russian Empire was portrayed on a PP slide as the USSR and the Warsaw Pact put together in my junior year of high school. xD

@cherryslat5702

6 жыл бұрын

Loradias oof

@senpainoticeme9675

6 жыл бұрын

What is worse is that the topic is about ancient egypt

@cherryslat5702

6 жыл бұрын

Loradias what could've happened if Tsar Nicholas II wasn't such an idiot 😂

@senpainoticeme9675

6 жыл бұрын

Joe Dolden the kaiserreich would be roflstomped along with A-H and the ottomans

My "history" teacher is trying to tell us all this stuff on Africa, & how impressive afrucans were, but instead of talking about the Kingdom of Kongo, or the Mutapa, or even Kilwa, she talked about black people sailing across the Atalantic to start Olmec civilization, & that they were the natives of Ireland. I'm trying to correct her absolute idiocy, & I told her I felt sorry for the students who all had weak constitions & didn't care to confirm if it was true or false.

@wylinder8402

6 жыл бұрын

Decades you have to mention Carthage if you’re talking about awesome Africans

@drex6347

6 жыл бұрын

There are Olmec stone heads who resemble sub-Saharan people, and the two emperors who preceded Mansa Musa of Mali both set sail with a huge fleet to see if it ended somewhere (and may have actually landed somehwere in NE Brasil)... apart from that, your teacher says bullshit.

@MFvanBylandt

6 жыл бұрын

They wuz kangs and shiet man

@user-do4nm6it3k

6 жыл бұрын

*Africans *Congo *Atlantic *idiocracy

@MsPaintMr

6 жыл бұрын

wylinder Carthage was Phoenician.

My 5th Grade teacher told us that WW1 started because Germany invaded Belgium, I tried to correct her but she said something like "yeah, but it was mostly Germany invading Belgium".

@marinerproductions1315

4 жыл бұрын

That is so incredibly stupid. Does she know History at all?

@EndietheEnderman

3 жыл бұрын

She wasn’t completed wrong. Technically WW2 started when Britain declared war on Germany, which they declared war because Germany invaded Belgium.

@ladofthedamned7796

3 жыл бұрын

@@EndietheEnderman yeah ww2 started like that

@Philip54622

3 жыл бұрын

@@EndietheEnderman what

@dwaynepeters4520

3 жыл бұрын

Not completely wrong. Germany invading Belgium was what turned a Balkan war into a world war, by dragging in the huge French and British empires.

I only ever corrected my teacher once on history; while talking about WW2 he made an offhand reference to the unification of Germany, which of course happened thanks to the 'Emperor of Prussia', Otto von Bismarck. I got a stare and have restricted that instinct ever since.

"you don't just interrupt the teacher and go, well actually.." That's where you're wrong kiddo

@CoffeeSuccubus

6 жыл бұрын

Nico Bruin I had the nerd glasses and said it in that voice

My histoty teacher once talked about Ulysses S. Grant leading Confederacy army and Robert E. Lee leading northern armies during civil war

@mantasliutkus2605

6 жыл бұрын

he mistook names of the two for some reason, I did corrected him after a while, he then paused for a moment and said oh yeah and countinued talking about them, but now using names correctly

@androzani

6 жыл бұрын

LOL, He must have been remembering his Civ V game for a moment.

My teacher said ww2 started in 1945

@SiberianScytheYT

4 жыл бұрын

Oh if the word _started_ was switched with _ended_

@marinerproductions1315

4 жыл бұрын

@@SiberianScytheYT, actually, WW2 ended around mid-1946, when Venezuela (which was an Axis Power) surrendered to the Allies.

@bg1052

3 жыл бұрын

@@marinerproductions1315 I can't tell if you're joking or not. If you're not, then you're wrong.

@marinerproductions1315

2 жыл бұрын

@@bg1052, yes, that was a joke.

I was in 8th grade when we were talking about the start of World War One. But this German girl in my class said “well if the British had not guaranteed the Belgians the Germans would not have invaded Belgium.” Right after my friends tried to correct her but it turned into this big verbal fight.

Ok so we were learning about WWI, and my teacher said "the alliance between the Soviet Union and Germany in 1914 to invade Poland was carried out, but it failed so Germany then went straight to Belgium" Wait what? The Soviet Union didn't even exist in 1914. I asked if he meant the Russian Empire and he said "that fell in the 1800s" WTF Also that's not why Germany invaded Belguim, and Germany did NOT ally with Russia at the time, and Germany didn't want to attack Belguim they wanted to pass over it. What a day that was

@brothekid1072

5 жыл бұрын

That’s so wrong...my soul...is gone.

@TheHyperTuber-VantaBlack

5 жыл бұрын

This dude just described WWII during the topic of WWI.

@pomaranczowykrol468

5 жыл бұрын

Also Poland didn't exist back then lol

@captainvanhorn773

5 жыл бұрын

My brain, its melting

@Lukas-ht8sg

4 жыл бұрын

So your history teacher said the start to ww2, because at that time the Russian empire controls Poland not to mention that he said the Soviet Union like what

My teacher thought East Prussia was a country in 1936

@qerwerg2341

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, it was a "Free State" during the time.

@maxhenkner7149

6 жыл бұрын

Mein Unterkampf no

@qerwerg2341

6 жыл бұрын

I thought there was, no? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_State_of_Prussia

@maxhenkner7149

6 жыл бұрын

Mein Unterkampf Only Danzig was a free state. East Prussia, including Königsberg was in german hands

@maxhenkner7149

6 жыл бұрын

Mein Unterkampf i correct myself: Danzig was under control of the League of Nations. East Prussia was still under german control and nowhere indenpendet or ,,Free“.

I had a History Sub who believed that Belgium was an island in the British Isles and that China was spreading lies that Belgium was in Europe. We never saw her again after that.

@jamesklatt8245

2 жыл бұрын

ha . you belive belgium is real? frik'n tankie

@AchyParts

2 ай бұрын

The CCP took her out 😞

That reminds me when we learned about early colonial history. Like how Columbus allegedly treated the Natives with dignity, instead of raping and murdering them. Also, my teacher told me that people thought the earth was flat during Columbus’s time. The ancient Greeks had found out that the earth was round 2000 years before Columbus.

@marinerproductions1315

4 жыл бұрын

I know. And the sad thing is, a lot of people still believe this myth.

"But Austria-Hungary...ain't that like two countries?" At least the teacher shared my horror

@hesseldekraai

4 жыл бұрын

Well I can see that mistake since austria and Hungary are two countries now.

@jimmu8689

4 жыл бұрын

General Grievious yes it isn’t that bad to be honest

@BewegteBilderrahmen

4 жыл бұрын

they kinda were two countries ruled by one monarch, like England and Scotland.

@leftblank1283

4 жыл бұрын

@@BewegteBilderrahmen Yeah that wasn't true until 1603

@fransandersson4717

4 жыл бұрын

Well yes but accualy no

Had a guy in my class who was absolutely convinced the FBI poisoned Napoleon *Which is entirely true of course*

@klobiforpresident2254

5 жыл бұрын

But not before Napoleon was used to assassinate Eppstein. They killed him to cover their traces.

@pythonprogrammer6773

4 жыл бұрын

@@klobiforpresident2254 are you that dumb? Napoleon was obviously executed on the guiloteeen by Hitler himself when he invaded France

@nikitahichoii482

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, Napoleon was assesinated in turkmenistan in 2009

@GarkKahn

4 жыл бұрын

I see you morons still believe those fairy tales from your history books In reality the jewish vikings from outer space under the leadership of their president genghis khan did all of that Did i mentioned that they were communists?

@joeschembrie9450

4 жыл бұрын

@@klobiforpresident2254 Your explanation of Epstein's death makes more sense than the official version.

A history teacher of mine said that Denmark was part of the Soviet Union

Oh boy I have some good ones A girl in Math thought Washington, Jefferson and Madison were actually black thanks to the Hamilton musical A girl in Classics thought Caesar was a Pokemon A boy in History thought Genghis Khan was Chinese My history *teacher* thought Stalin was born in the US state of Georgia not the West Asian country Georgia My english teacher thought the Iliad and Odyssey actually happened, gods and giant monsters included Lastly my first history teacher was really racist and blamed everything on the jews: the fall of rome, the battle of waterloo, the south losing the civil war, the cuban missile crisis, basically anything that went wrong ever in history. Keywords: *first history teacher*

@egesisli5694

2 жыл бұрын

wouldnt napoleon losing in waterloo be a good thing in the eyes of a racist/conservative american tho?

@Chujoi0

2 жыл бұрын

@@egesisli5694 the alternative was the br*ts and the Germans winning, can't have that!

@AchyParts

2 ай бұрын

How do you even reconcile the Iliad/Odyssey one?

I once had a 4th grade social studies teacher claim that Mt. Everest, the highest mountain in the world, was in Alaska. When I tried to correct her she got angry and said she had been to Alaska and seen it. I just let her be and went back to doodling Transformers in my notebook...

@tjs2014

5 жыл бұрын

She probably saw Mt. McKinley

@vladimirlagos2688

5 жыл бұрын

@@tjs2014 Yeah, I figured as much myself, but my grade was on the line and I figured embarrasing her wouldn't help with that.

@tilburg8683

4 жыл бұрын

To bad you didn't have smartphones back then.

@CHNOPS1000

4 жыл бұрын

What was the transformer that you drew

Not a history mistake. But one class, a teacher put on this video of the Aztecs for about 10 minutes and it has a small segment of an actor dressed as an Aztec pretending to be an Aztec. After the video, one girl raised her hand and asked “how did the history channel get footage of a real Aztec from back then?”

@thepossum9396

5 жыл бұрын

What disorder did she have?

@Violetenist

5 жыл бұрын

When did it happened? If its from Grade School+, ill be screaming in my brain profusely

@kurousagi8155

5 жыл бұрын

Mirza9000 .-. 1st year of high school.

@kurousagi8155

5 жыл бұрын

ImperialJapanBall none that I was aware of.

@Violetenist

5 жыл бұрын

@@kurousagi8155 it has to be sarcasm, i dont believe anyone is that dumb unless they have a disorder

My geography teacher said rio de janiero was the capital of brazil. It’s been 60 years, the image on the board literally outlined brasilia as the capital.

I remember in 8th grade my geography teacher (I’ll call her Ms. K), and she had a map on the first day of school and it was a map of Europe, but from the Cold War, (This was like 10 years after the breakup of Yugoslavia), and I decided to correct *EVERYTHING* , I regret doing it as all the students gave me the looks, but I somewhat don’t regret it.

@DugrozReports

Жыл бұрын

"See this big country here kids? This is U.S.S.R.! "

My history teacher said that Germany was unified in 1783.

@fehervari98

6 жыл бұрын

Hobbs Charles How?

@thukututu

6 жыл бұрын

hwat?

@user-ld4qt6ci7b

6 жыл бұрын

I mean, the HRE...

@whophonenewds4805

6 жыл бұрын

+Томас Андерсон A. The Holy Roman Empire was founded, technically, by Charlemagne, who most definitely did not live in 1783. B. The Holy Roman Empire was not a country as much as a coalition of states, a fact that many seem to overlook. It’s more like NATO than Germany in its functioning. C. The Empire was near its end in 1783 and would be destroyed less than a quarter of a century later.

@user-ld4qt6ci7b

6 жыл бұрын

Well, you are right, it wasn't a state, but still. At that time it still existed and was something to consider, even though it would soon be disbanded. The german states had an emperor to unite them against common enemies (even though with Napoleon it kinda didn't work out)

"the Boston Massacre was the Shot Heard Around the World" --my 5th grade teacher If you don't know the shot heard around the world was the battle of Lexington Green.

@ivlivscaesar5898

5 жыл бұрын

I feel hurt by that person's stupidity

@usbcgaming776

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the massacre like 5 years before

@delidumrul31

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't the "shot heard around the world" Princip's assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand?

@sciblastofficial9833

4 жыл бұрын

@@delidumrul31 That's another interpretation, but the Boston Massacre definitely *wasn't* the shot heard 'round the world.

@sciblastofficial9833

3 жыл бұрын

@@thinkingboi9508 In the same way, the Balkan Wars and the Bosnia crisis were the powder for the July Crisis lighter to set on fire. There's an extra fuse before Austria Hungary declares war on Serbia.

A friend of mine's history teacher said the mongols conquered Italy and she said that that makes her husband a mongol. This was one of MANY errors

I'm from the UK. In our history classes we learned about subjects like Medieval England, the Tudors, the Stuarts, the Renaissance, Medicine through time, the American Civil War (for some reason), Titanic, WW1, Nazi Germany, WW2 and the Cold War I remember there was a class I did in year 8 about the Titanic and the teacher made a mistake which I didn't know about then but makes me cringe now. She said one of the main reasons for the Titanic's sinking was that Captain Smith was incompetent and was giving dangerous orders like speeding up despite the ice field and not addressing the lack of lifeboats I didn't know that this was inaccurate back then but now when I think back on it, it's definitely a face palm moment

Once, my history teacher called the first reich the Roman Empire, the second, Napoleon's empire, and the third the Nazi one.

@robertli3600

6 жыл бұрын

flyingkoopa45 That's impossible ´´´

@samza360

6 жыл бұрын

My friend used to think that too. I informed him of the mistake.

@12345678900987659101

6 жыл бұрын

It's true. I was shocked when I heard it.

@weabootrash5891

6 жыл бұрын

Well technically the first Reich was the Holy Roman Empire, but the Napoleon mix up is really inexcusable

@12345678900987659101

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I could excuse not knowing the HRE, or forgetting they were two different entities. But forgetting the German Empire, the reason the Third Reich even existed is unforgivable.

A girl in my class thought Russia was a city in the US...... I think my soul died that day.

@klobiforpresident2254

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows Russia is a city in Germany right next to the city of America. (look up Russland (Ostfriesland) ans Amerika (Ostfriesland), they're real.)

@kurousagi8155

3 жыл бұрын

Russia is a town in Shelby County, Ohio.

@ender7278

3 жыл бұрын

How old was she?

@Dark_Detective

3 жыл бұрын

It is though 🤦‍♂️

@cushpnk

3 жыл бұрын

@@klobiforpresident2254 Klobi Kerho

My shock moments was when my professor in medieval history said that King "Etzel" (a character from the old germanic tales called the "Nibelungenlied") was based on Flavius Aetius (when in fact, he is CLEARLY based on attila, so basically the exact opposite). I almost fell from my chair when I heard that